2026-05-23T11:03:20Z https://yabu.me Beavarah :noverify: :mstdneh: https://yabu.me/npub1wu08xt74wrru0tv96j8zyny6mq9ag3umnt7wx4k4r82jw4m6tdgsfu7vs2 https://cdn.mstdn.ca/accounts/avatars/109/377/092/363/185/395/original/a7cd0a9a18c86079.jpeg https://cdn.mstdn.ca/accounts/avatars/109/377/092/363/185/395/original/a7cd0a9a18c86079.jpeg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg8jskmyj5emfaghn4vag6v3y8de8j9cppn5ywn2ldwg23euj569gzypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4z87f50d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqj7vkazs4nvrgsehxg35hwmwu2yp3wlhysddqh6jys7dp9a7x06s2770yv'>nevent1q…70yv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>hahahaha! 2025-10-24T00:08:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2chs2t2wu6hnc2s0yvlfjp4wh8dy6vesk2wf0xng8atxchjgts9czypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zqgfhp9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8vhtrdask8g7aq2tgujvjuaqxcyrgsynrmucz55z9grn5syhggegcan7rq'>nevent1q…n7rq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 2025-10-24T00:07:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvg2x0uus65htz3d7y3prx46ry2avyyg86wnurh5plvyscee455sczypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zkwkprq Hope everyone had an enjoyable Butt Stuff O’Clock. 2025-10-23T23:29:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrsrldygezh9r85cdnq3ykn7v77dkr44u3gvjcwh5thy6pjqln0wszypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4z3zz83y They say the eyes are the window to the soul but i think the butthole tells the real story. 2025-10-23T23:24:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfu3yvj8wxp34d5kctuahucuzmuf2xnrfdjl2yl82stca2szs89hgzypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4z4dxplp Absolutely no one:<br/><br/>Cats: might I suggest the butthole-in-your-face pairing with breakfast this morning? 2025-10-23T23:22:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd5fpxurc2pg07a94n65t06f72z6fq9nh8ql8f5trfkalpss33c8gzypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4z76mhgg Buttholes are like snowflakes: unique, delicate, and if you’re lucky one might even land on your tongue when you stick it out. 2025-10-23T23:21:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqtmrd3neg3dant362nhmwycl9trm6c788024qmejvd93xwz5gyhszypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zl7h5w6 Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet. 2025-10-23T23:18:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszk2glvu9ewm6c08e9v0kr5lz8jckk5d3nd6dex86vrhtksvazxvqzypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4z0n8g5h AI could never write butthole jokes as good as mine. That’s why I sleep soundly knowing my job is safe. 2025-10-23T23:17:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx707zzzhg9rv3t8ymjyj4wcd5mtcxzta7mxvg0dv2t4lvrq0gyaszypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zw6nnm9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsws4neuka8w4dka23k90qzuzttnpt9lnef368hy89pj78vskvdnzgd3t8j5'>nevent1q…t8j5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>tysm, you’re one of the few 😂💕💕💕 2025-10-20T22:44:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqtqfz2m0wc67smyld6z8eyd8ydap6graq9qkntsszc8ajnvkryhgzypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4z34z663 Middle age is hot because my eggs are dust but my loins are thriving. 2025-10-20T22:43:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq948w657vaauq6lz5ays4nhgudljcuyzv5r4jgyc0d7tagezct8szypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zv0psry Boosting your own posts is top-tier self-care. 2025-10-20T16:37:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx0npa2wcemlnyu5drny8el3ddvpuwy9pdzflx9rr2u936sf4d2vgzypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zgje09n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq2le8yf33auyj8ju9h7snnaaylpzufj2qmjdwvld9h9l8k0r7nxqfygw8q'>nevent1q…gw8q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I am sort of! I find things very slow here and hard to keep up with, but I’m trying 😆 2025-10-20T16:35:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp49yjt99zq6n9va2tfy698tqlnvq4c5f4lzw5yfx2qz4rke6nzuszypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zh0qvwd Every time I’m losing an argument I say “this debate has grown moss and I’m tired of it” then walk away like I’ve got somewhere wiser to be. 2025-10-20T16:33:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq7d4cg2xt2993qfslzslrxl9ywzz0m7c3udce8e2sdtw8s0909nczypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zfr7zsu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswh9qupphn9xlgtwe3yrk43ddvqfz55mw9js5xtkxw3353qhjdsegcgjv8h'>nevent1q…jv8h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I was here long before it was cool 😂 2025-10-19T16:38:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs05r7yyffzta5zqkthlcdp7yq2umk8r5erxe6nt7x57tlclxwhalszypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zjymcfy I just called to say I love book stores. 2025-10-19T01:57:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8q043zdldtdv2k06xe0vhguzsq4phshz43jv2esx0jeqz3k76ufqzypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4z5k2lp7 Songs I’d like to be passionately (and respectfully) rearranged to. 2025-10-18T21:19:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx4kxahf73vsjv9rl6w4xr983e52ngwtytmfxccnwa2x22wlzklsszypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zss4rzf Do that thing I like where you delete your Bluesky account. 2025-10-18T20:25:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxz7c6ahvdjyf7xr23wl720suv82dd345ew39u3jz9yhpa0ga9cxszypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zkm7dgc Are the dic pics here called Mastodongs? Please say yes. 2025-10-05T14:21:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgsam8294qyrplf5dkljypc8cyt7l6v5yd677nacc3wdm2f0sun5gzypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zkt5mc5 Y’all expect me to clown on two platforms? Absolutely not. 2025-10-04T17:41:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyja024nkrlpe2edmquce363l8u8n4hv5p8tc6jtw2d2c7ntq4vugzypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zv2t2zh I have used the word ‘fuck’ way more than I thought I would on the path to enlightenment. 2023-11-21T04:15:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0e8zgwathr9tg6nu0aj928n2tgfed2lfyujutrs2k92cz2hcsymczypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zuwr839 If you stick a finger in Friday’s butthole, it’ll come faster. 2023-09-28T13:27:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxndckgyvffpgfkyez365lwd6rgm0t2k0rrf6jnuekvy8jh6rsfyqzypm3uue064cv03adsh2gugjvntvqh4z8nwd0ec6k65va2f6h0fd4zqpl7me If the earth were flat all the men would’ve gathered to pee off the edge already. 2023-08-06T21:44:44Z