2026-04-25T20:05:08Z https://yabu.me Jack Daniel (often offline) https://yabu.me/npub1wk6tuy99a8wx4926fdtyj570j52py5cfu724xwv8t3h30jfjrxkshmxkhy https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/034/825/original/f6fedc99a0aef5a8.png https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/034/825/original/f6fedc99a0aef5a8.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz2lyqs3v7h2f8jukycm74r9aaj2k4803pz8tm2mwlefhaml2ur8czyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66xzkdds In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrcw38u4hx50ger35n0tnpgxtrpg0p0luz7nv4uatt7uz8vwp3kxcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qkpr6pu'>nevent1q…r6pu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq5tvv6c5rdcj2z03r5sw5dzl36qx2kkpqe47yscckve5a2h0psststdvuvh" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq5tvv6c5rdcj2z03r5sw5dzl36qx2kkpqe47yscckve5a2h0psststdvuvh</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…vuvh</span>)</a></span> Finally! Congrats? So overdue. This country (and many others, but especially us) has almost always treated veterans like shit, and it is disgusting. 2026-04-21T12:33:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9rclshd6ln38p76rcu6aqjep2c6z5s8sn86dcdftemzdacaflhzqzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66v0p24a Yesterday was my every-six-months-until-I-die visit with my otolaryngologist (aka ENT, ear nose and throat doc) to have a tiny camera stuck up my nostrils looking for signs of Bad Things after he found a papilloma during surgery a few years ago. Depending on my mood, he may be referred to as Dr Snot, Noseferatu, or Nostrildamus.<br/>Tomorrow, royalty, a visit to my dentist, and a crown. Thursday, my endodontist, and finishing up a root canal.<br/>How&#39;s your week shaping up? 2026-04-21T12:08:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspj37nqwzyagja7anshsr9303z0ssc2wap90egq4fzf596xwvxuaqzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66l5hsdx Dear Zoom, fuck you. Do not move my shit without asking. 2026-03-31T13:38:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvsmrw27d4wxallwq4hdhedk25yquddw4u7v8srge0dgwappcxckszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv665vp9jz Shit sucks. But my azaleas are happy af. That massive thing is over six feet high.<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/280/318/060/652/856/original/5f8f1ffd2eca11ca.png"> 2026-03-23T20:16:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv8yjea3nhla7lyd5rjqrrf7u9zn4per02dgwtefmlwkjksa594pqzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66zclmhd I never thought lemon pound cake which I didn&#39;t eat could bring me so much joy. 2026-03-19T16:11:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvgysf0tsuxlj4z5dy5dac2eqsgyazplkyrplv6nsg4kk94e3vaaszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66gxn0za Monday foolishness for you<br/>I don&#39;t know why people say we look alike.<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/199/863/389/575/215/original/21a2d494283cb46d.png"> 2026-03-09T15:15:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszuz0clquhdklljhx5tvl5vsv06um8wnmn23hvcdrhdf028g9jkxszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66edyaqn I guess we&#39;re gonna find out how well AI can handle cybersecurity. 2026-02-28T22:55:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz5lc5xuyz4a7k7mrvmvss39pzwy4uqmxq34aq2dnykjdp882jtgqzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66em6zfz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2xwv6wm7dxl6y20fkvs250qd3qx9wdjs9694ya7r9x96epqm8sdqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qne29m8'>nevent1q…29m8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaqnqacpk" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaqnqacpk</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…acpk</span>)</a></span> added ID requirements to be on campus for events. Just a few days before a BSides there. 2026-02-25T17:45:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgtamkzl6gvfrcmtdlawsh2a7ne6tq94vna3uvd9e0f40nkr0f3eszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66f0jtvc Oh good, another reason to loathe Microsoft. 2026-02-25T15:07:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrw92mrgm2ymh6kzq6tj25mzhryaj22x9mwe7yknk94f2s8yzpe6gzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66jlycf0 Freeze warning *and* a fire weather watch. Simultaneously.<br/>#ThisIsFine 2026-02-22T17:40:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszuavl5ksz69zq2funlk9v7y35gpzydqs9d6stustk2rv6wk39e4czyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66j3wvtj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf0n33gujns9dq5wpux52ksmqm7gp2nr873gwtj0t2zg9e6u08azgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qkqmupg'>nevent1q…mupg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaqnqacpk" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaqnqacpk</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…acpk</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq4c2ym0xv2wjdaq3su2gl8eu6zhjcv77x2ycac3kcxha2t54lz8rq5w3jd4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq4c2ym0xv2wjdaq3su2gl8eu6zhjcv77x2ycac3kcxha2t54lz8rq5w3jd4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…3jd4</span>)</a></span> if there are a big pile of shovels at the next solstice I&#39;ll know we&#39;re digging you a cave. 2026-02-21T22:28:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrpcmys77fjlvvdfsr2w7pnlua4c3pmn80qcac0zetrsukvqah9rgzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66uwr6rm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2tnqqmsgy8usfx76fdqrhpherms78ws695ktvw3geejw7qzu0slspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qwqq27k'>nevent1q…q27k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaqnqacpk" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaqnqacpk</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…acpk</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq4c2ym0xv2wjdaq3su2gl8eu6zhjcv77x2ycac3kcxha2t54lz8rq5w3jd4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq4c2ym0xv2wjdaq3su2gl8eu6zhjcv77x2ycac3kcxha2t54lz8rq5w3jd4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…3jd4</span>)</a></span> you have caves? 2026-02-21T22:05:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv95qml6j2yxarlvqqmxh02dje0h9ep3qnrrdkkzwe978u0fuee8gzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66vlmt2f &#34;It&#39;s really simple, in theory.&#34;<br/>Translation: whatever this is said about, while true, is stunningly, soul crushingly, difficult. 2026-02-20T00:33:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw96kfhcq5gt07p6qv977egg6cd9r468p2ayyp0ft47p45narjpsqzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66sxn9ps I hereby resolve to remember to take a deep breath before telling people to fuck right the fuck off, so that I may do so with my full chest. 2026-02-19T14:55:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszysudvsd7kps6a60ku476jyn3pcap7q54ja8epe49jjnpwypkulczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66sp3ghf I have performed a mercy, I have supplied a friend in need with a bottle of the elusive elixir, Green Chartreuse, as they have been unable to get it for over a year.<br/>Now they can finally have the Last Word. 2026-01-30T01:23:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2eywvzrz4upj3rsfy6d6nydp4hg30wtftz7gxl9na20hgp2jy2aczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66ar8p8e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0sk9p706gveh2y80s7wefqt74rdnwshggz2djnfq4aysujxgnvrqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43q92se2d'>nevent1q…se2d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaqnqacpk" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaqnqacpk</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…acpk</span>)</a></span> I&#39;m with big dog 2026-01-14T14:03:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrze63ew6m3g8lf9jgcf7chwmvl4fzklyyl0mxfe672hd7dupx6aszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66vgyxek Fuck the fucking oiligarchs, their puppets, and their wars. 2026-01-03T16:30:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqapxykglgryyjh7vwpxkuah8gkyjdgj08jdqjzdethqwfnh2cfhczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66ejnvq2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqp33nks4nn7h078r33xz08fzxtrh4k3yy9vrpseds0jws7cdzc7spzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z747eg03'>nevent1q…eg03</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyrkhwcq8v29nvs9gpzu8xq68ksthrk8m8ypdjxzv2qyzydvnqavr5924unj" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyrkhwcq8v29nvs9gpzu8xq68ksthrk8m8ypdjxzv2qyzydvnqavr5924unj</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…4unj</span>)</a></span> indeed I was, and a grand time was had by all 2025-12-21T19:44:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvy58s37fu483238qsfk2faup88d0weul3s523hvvhx4zk5taue7szyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv6637mkm6 Happy Solstice y&#39;all 2025-12-20T17:26:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgg7c3aysk835vncek2k4jmz0q70crymp0euxa43h7ehk2xlj8krczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv668pg7mg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdfdvh4g6wtq78ww6u0x2r8c8thegj6nj0j2z7gw6dz346g4a54wcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z74tdzln'>nevent1q…dzln</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyz3d3ntzsdhzfgf7ywjp635t78gqe26cyrxhcjrrzenxn42auxzpwhzzvch" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyz3d3ntzsdhzfgf7ywjp635t78gqe26cyrxhcjrrzenxn42auxzpwhzzvch</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…zvch</span>)</a></span> as I&#39;ve said before, the browser wars are over, we lost. 2025-12-17T09:21:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdx62rfkqq22lx677d7kksramnwwkg70aq769ptlgd5frqpv8fseszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66saa78q Remember when computers were fun? If so, I hope you&#39;ve had your pneumonia vax. 2025-12-13T00:47:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs98cdnp503ykayc3cdl3euckhrcap27xvj3fu0frnhn8qv8weavlqzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66drq2ef Happy Krampusnacht y&#39;all! 2025-12-05T15:01:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs88f5wjn8aw0x8l4fqmfguk6kchqhnfqxu32jewu5h050wtsl2lxszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66ds70sc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvgytckz4e8l0athcjr0k7yrt36dfm7mx5jwknlwkhe48axgt6suspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7jepcu0'>nevent1q…pcu0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyzxkmu9wedddraemyg3njtwte9a2enafd2gf5e60tcckjv223wp2608yq39" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyzxkmu9wedddraemyg3njtwte9a2enafd2gf5e60tcckjv223wp2608yq39</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…yq39</span>)</a></span> there is, believe it, or not, a Wawa in Brunswick, Georgia, which is where I am 2025-12-03T12:57:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdq2fed2k956rczkm7cl4sgrmhkuhw7xdywetc8skgh88znmqdy2czyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66d5gj5u The open road awaits, right little buddy? Right now, it is waiting for a breakfast burrito from Wawa. No, not from the baby sea turtle murdering ClusterFuc-ee&#39;s, fuck that stupid beaver.<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/655/632/980/506/474/original/daafc87456cb53bd.png"> 2025-12-03T12:29:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr2qm3j3w4cn92h4ug57zq3w79d8906tqqaj4u07jlnq6lrqn2g4qzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66v7rtu0 Ramos Gin Fizzes. <br/>Messy kitchen for scale.<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/630/145/223/287/106/original/44fc1a81ede3941e.png"> 2025-11-29T00:28:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsywkz5en4lhdtjs55rj0t5hy50lzwdm5gxpstyg5jehfxmxch0dsszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66qg9m4j Apparently a lot of companies want me to buy a lot of shit today.<br/>Sorry, not sorry, no. 2025-11-28T17:10:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdvp5rmd5r3rtu49elujtlegxjxz7azcadzh07nldzam98w4s7a9qzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv664c4pls In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdhzqljz23s25u3xy3nz78tq86hq66rqz3rjagryyfp9f39mgf0cgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7mkdpam'>nevent1q…dpam</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyrkhwcq8v29nvs9gpzu8xq68ksthrk8m8ypdjxzv2qyzydvnqavr5924unj" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyrkhwcq8v29nvs9gpzu8xq68ksthrk8m8ypdjxzv2qyzydvnqavr5924unj</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…4unj</span>)</a></span> cheers! 2025-11-23T23:12:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8e3gjmu7ujpwtpdgkm24c5hyrknl9j8cahp9yhxcdptkmhnk3kqgzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66t773ne Eww gross. I started my day with a politician, and the local amateur radio club, a meeting held at the fascist chicken place, now I got a rush home and wash the fascism and grease lung disease off of me to start my day over. 2025-10-17T13:35:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdhthqzs9hgmvuwfqhjw7jsxv9wk57yruaqd24wtqwxj7kxddwqnczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv664h4523 Woo, adding another doctor to the collection. Cardiologist wants to run a bunch of tests on my insurance. And maybe my heart. 2025-10-15T14:15:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9kgsa2eqcueladt66lzv66axprvkcvt9qlt4lw9cvv63gd5y0a4qzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66jcnsma Nobel hands out honor to a fascist, who uses it to honor another fascist.<br/>Fuck this shit.<br/>Also, happy Saturday. 2025-10-11T12:01:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstunnncsl2x5f34ev46eentt05k87urzxd049klhpe6c3xm9lz45gzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv663mh3xa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst34lt503m3d027r6r0yzlcssl2h52xqzt3ddwg5keukdxhpdrz2gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qtxvfa2'>nevent1q…vfa2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaq9gpj45" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaq9gpj45</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…pj45</span>)</a></span> didn&#39;t go to Vegas, probably the Postmodern Jukebox show 2025-08-17T14:17:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2u6agpn7u32pzlces08fexlfc9ktmz26dvahv0cnxk5v94c0h4mgzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv662r306w Gods damn it. I finally fell.<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/044/423/796/333/028/original/9721ac27b2c598ac.png"> 2025-08-17T13:50:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd2mnrfqwccmev8yvc24pygyns2jhugf3n42plwu48syxqdc53akqzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv665ucplr Ever tell your brain to just stop for a while?<br/>And your brain is like &#34;I wasn&#39;t doing nothin&#39;&#34; and it keeps on doing all the things?<br/>I hate that. 2025-07-31T12:43:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrcc7sdm5urxtz7x70f6r20hkk2g6pr2qlwuv3p8pclmkexj0wrfgzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv664vlhj9 I love how Waze‘s time estimates are based on you having enough money to afford felony speeding tickets. 2025-07-18T18:19:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw09mvfgzmm5fhefy2ke5qw8xdx6w67wnkhkppe7rwpm2uztqfsqczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66v3fzvr I grow weary of shitheads, oh so weary.<br/>Wanna be a shithead, fine.<br/>Wanna spread shitheadery around and fuck up your community and it leaders?<br/>Fuck off, all the way off. 2025-07-18T13:26:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrjmjvtpdwk7alhp4rjg5xgyvck7gm96607qat6hz8zz9ky4549cgzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66ypswpy Damn, there is an AMC Pacer for sale in the neighborhood. I have too many projects, and too many project vehicles to take on another one, but a four speed manual, yellow pacer could be a fun toy. 2025-07-02T17:33:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxfqmja6w7qsjmj2qcnpyjmy0tvlcn7qqxeyxawgeymfqv5znvu6szyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66uazdus In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg97nr893lwmrpasm6x7advpw5lw9f64mk0jlw9cx2zwkmpqd5gncpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qqk4nxj'>nevent1q…4nxj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaq9gpj45" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaq9gpj45</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…pj45</span>)</a></span> esprit de corpse 2025-06-12T14:09:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8ddl8ufr87kxl3j5sjnjele74ytvnw7gnvqurwy8ardw2fl83w7szyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66v4karl &#34;The police are not here to create disorder, they&#39;re here to preserve disorder.&#34;<br/><br/>Richard J. Daley 2025-06-12T12:34:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd7tk0rkve9vme3ny0xg4ach50gqltvpglhuk2m9yyk3pywghtxpqzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv667f3499 If you ever work with leather dyes, it would be great to remember BEFORE you start that you, too, are made of leather. 2025-05-20T20:01:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs86ysqde0dzlu3n7vthuvypac8rnrhgfts0fl09mt7fs6vlpcuhggzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66tksqf8 Gooood morning!<br/>Up and ready to protect.<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/404/321/558/255/771/original/caed93488ad5057e.png"> 2025-04-26T12:45:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswpnqvtwjqrnx0kn99g5zss25n85gl05d57d56xncmfhvn85ljk2szyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv663ckvrj If you are of a certain age, and are familiar with this plant, you just heard Seals and Crofts.<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/370/297/064/839/363/original/f81b2d6b5b6a46b3.png"> 2025-04-20T12:32:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfn7k6777jk5vnd56ygq8val933stjh5erm02m0mpz7w3uvaxqakczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv665hpq88 Oh, hey, they cancelled a program to improve flood resistant infrastructure in coastal Georgia, because: wasteful and politicized.<br/>Cool, cool. <br/>Whatever happens y&#39;all, we&#39;re on our own.<br/>But you knew that. 2025-04-09T21:00:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswfm6e5vka9kmsh035zsz7pljs4svaf25gucnpncs0gcyvn80ldmczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv664dvuyx It&#39;s not 106 miles to Chicago, no matter what the Blues Brothers said, it’s no more than 40.<br/>We got a full tank of gas, we don’t smoke, it’s raining ... and we&#39;re wearing sunglasses.<br/>Hit it.<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/287/683/185/825/725/original/b06cdcabe535dfea.png"> 2025-04-05T22:21:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs069u7z5qmr6svpn2as5tqwk4qy90knpvd08l5s5xxfjpj6sn985gzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66tlmpxa Every Scottish Inn is like this. A chain of garbage. Luckily I am no longer so broke that I have to stay in such dumps. Last time I did I woke up to dirty water pouring on my head, from a roof leak.<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/277/106/249/937/753/original/049db573628aef46.png"> 2025-04-04T01:35:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy8ctenshj4sdtqyntxc8c4ddjfwqev4lxdpg98xvjcwzqya207rqzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66jgdejf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx90ycwglhd2lfwfn3u8parwvtamq4jx2y62jwk7ults5689kf32gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q07zjtj'>nevent1q…zjtj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaq9gpj45" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaq9gpj45</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…pj45</span>)</a></span> not this trip 2025-04-03T12:26:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2aex8ty5jrzcjnjc3dfgn56k386r23sfx4jengvruqxqcytmeggczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv6648f485 On the road again with Suffering Bastard. Hey little buddy, remember when this was pretty much our whole life?<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/273/978/008/859/447/original/55a1faaf5eb43bc4.png"> 2025-04-03T12:18:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvr62hvxk4zeqxd6f2tdnv5kps6wfcc3na2xehamr33e2jlactwgszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv6600ns2k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvhzff6rkz3qa3wkltuv0tjnvrenkad0fgdrpskztmeshzqqksd8qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qtqucnv'>nevent1q…ucnv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq5tvv6c5rdcj2z03r5sw5dzl36qx2kkpqe47yscckve5a2h0psstsa9skc4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq5tvv6c5rdcj2z03r5sw5dzl36qx2kkpqe47yscckve5a2h0psstsa9skc4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…skc4</span>)</a></span> hugs cousin 2025-03-19T20:13:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsygxv7m4vq7fxxthuepn3wr7mavat6q4aj593a8mcgq88g3nhg3mczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv666pyfyl One of the great things about still being engaged with BSides, especially the organizer community, is discovering just how fucked we all are, in so many places around the world.<br/><br/>(if you have not had enough coffee to see it, this is sarcasm, it actually breaks my heart and adds to the infinite existential exhaustion and impotent rage that I swim through every damned day) 2025-03-19T12:25:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf8cd7dugl36kdfe3e9kmz06teradun2rekzwytdfmqkczl0kh9mczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66cjj3q6 R.E.M. led me to believe I would feel better about this. 2025-03-17T13:06:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstdkagh3v57exl2j6xumsl5s5w8d5ae0p0gceauksqp27vlzf294czyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66gake2l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszaddsv66jkh8hf38t4vf5g9veuur58dpypz0nk2les50u6xcgatcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qvapc68'>nevent1q…pc68</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq4hxzrvnm87d9rsy8sv0j9jf87kv9vsrpnv4vuuqruekj58cfu62stsuk9d" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq4hxzrvnm87d9rsy8sv0j9jf87kv9vsrpnv4vuuqruekj58cfu62stsuk9d</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…uk9d</span>)</a></span> they push for ach, but no way I&#39;m giving them that, especially since they can&#39;t seem to do anything about regular account misuse. 2025-03-17T02:32:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstqqwamkvtzsgewjekwdgg9xhasndqtvch0s3z5sej90dszscgmvszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv669dnz0x UPS now charges a 2% fee for paying invoices by credit card, and they invoice this fee separately after payments are made. I just paid the CC fee by CC, wonder if I will now get an invoice for 2% of 73 cents?<br/>mofos know they can nickel and dime us, because what are we gonna do, use FedEx (LOL) or USPS (ROFL).<br/>Enshittification will continue until the guillotines are worn out. 2025-03-17T00:00:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdfn7kuhkwg48tsd7amtmvappat54deesl2uhynx29t7707gsw8dqzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv665w5n8q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8s2g8ehz0aersqkl5dqrx7ghaegvfmuyk9luuwns745hvjqeqjzgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qdgjhwp'>nevent1q…jhwp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaq9gpj45" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqa4mkqpmz3vmyp2qghpesx3a5zaca37eeqtv3snzspq3rtyc8tqaq9gpj45</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…pj45</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqcys3t4rnxstcld66zq9q5xnwsludqx0q7vdr3x3em7dcxc6d3weqh2v23s" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqcys3t4rnxstcld66zq9q5xnwsludqx0q7vdr3x3em7dcxc6d3weqh2v23s</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…v23s</span>)</a></span> I am sure it the fault of the queens (drag and welfare), the not-whites, the foreigns, people like me (whatever the F I am), etc, but the billionaires in charge will fix things for the common folk, as they always do. 2025-03-11T15:57:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs03ucjcy5f98m85qjjxnaz3xmm3fj6p43txpr754c0tzuqshd4vgszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66psqhqt In meetings I used to occasionally tell folks from Australia and New Zealand that they were from the future. Given the state of the US, it is now true that we&#39;re from the past. I hate this shit. 2025-03-09T19:07:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvhuqwhpjq88yuqg68yj23sf2mg2k28hm2p2t596qgkawnuamlzeczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66jyfege Jesus Fuck, people still siding with that asshole?!?<br/>(fill in your preferred asshole, as for me I mean the so-called social engineering expert destroying his career and reputation instead of fixing himself). 2025-02-25T00:38:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspcyzgyvdu2hdydfsdq0esphfhmgnr8pk38qn9axfwgu7zq63z6lszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66g57j3m Good morning friends. A gentle reminder to take care of yourself as well as you can. If the bastards are trying to get you down (which they are), don&#39;t help them by neglecting yourself. 2025-02-10T12:56:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy4t0m4qat6sanueu4vxyzt066wdwylhp5gw2xpp783sqw88zxxdgzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv669haepl Woo, power is back, was out for 15 hours. I was used to power failures in the cold up north, but this is a first. 2025-01-22T22:50:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswza26y4zdct8n349jvqjx46d8lp2psetvd36j6px6g7ww8twprsczyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66z80yky The Scrambler gets inspected by the ever-curious Meatloaf.<br/>#Caturday<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/995/661/620/654/664/original/2b7e41a1649e00c2.png"> 2023-09-02T12:58:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswqnj0w9ggdsnkv9vm0rw3nf293p37sa8ncsc7dms2332rnf9va5czyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66tr2440 Let me just say Fuck Airbnb. Destroying accessible and affordable housing everywhere. 2023-08-04T23:23:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsymtvq4spjzex0mf24f7wgwvcm2xeqr5q8kgv927t7sy4rc4qehaszyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66am4mvz Suffering Bastard and I are on the road again. Tupelo, Oklahoma City, Taos, Flagstaff, Las Vegas, from there, who knows.<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/814/287/194/903/959/original/7bed483d82e5aa53.png"> 2023-08-01T12:11:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd039jsdkwvth67km7ve2wk7u70y0efrdrnsyyyhzr45jemgkxjmqzyp6mf0ss5h5ac654tf94vj2ne723gyjnp8ne25eesawx797fxgv66rm04h5 Meow?<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/738/200/520/288/060/original/efa0de300ba6480c.png"> 2023-07-19T01:41:12Z