2026-05-26T08:59:10Z https://yabu.me Joel https://yabu.me/npub1vkf94pjdtudk7lgzqmt6yf8j0fx300v20qzt9zsqmragc6ltty0qzvn34j https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/accounts/avatars/110/666/170/659/761/572/original/596a5ca5ea29eadd.webp https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/accounts/avatars/110/666/170/659/761/572/original/596a5ca5ea29eadd.webp https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswecvkvlqhvmfp75tasyyxwqd5w6v5rmhe9dl7htaw5pk5cxjds0qzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uu6tsln Beautiful day for a crack of dawn run. (I don&#39;t know why there&#39;s a missing pixel or glowing spot or whatever it is shhh)<br/> <img src="https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/116/464/128/068/261/181/original/db870d8c8069b53c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-25T07:20:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsde6ts3h7rczt0pvmfe78w5tfgczr5utzqz535t0am530dnphyd3czypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3urxpsrf Sorry to dreampost but it was so weird. The Titanic was back? But nobody could tell if it was like a ghost ship, or the real one, but it was taking passengers and sailing. So <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1g6nsymklf6su3c92q6ns4unwl9h9alesapnche5u55mmg2mxwx5svq5std" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Jamie</span> (<span class="italic">npub1g6n…5std</span>)</a></span> and I snuck on? And then it sunk. But we didn&#39;t drown we went to the bottom of the ocean and came out in a cave, but the cave was in the future. And we were like &#39;guess we live in the future now&#39;. Robots and stuff. But then it turned out to be shitty, everyone lived underground, almost no water. Then I woke up. 2026-04-06T07:06:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxhgp6t5k4mn8q37rnq8fl236y5y3n8n8njqzw8q620ffaq45yhlgzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uxu49vl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswnfrr0j67gu53ygzgy4agn6rdeefwmdxsnf4za9wfzrzhefx48qs42j8ux'>nevent1q…j8ux</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Grey&#39;s Anatomy - Hot doctors who fuck and sometimes do medicine<br/>Chicago Med - Hot doctors who do medicine and sometimes fuck<br/>The Pitt - Normal looking doctors who do medicine 2026-04-04T09:48:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswnfrr0j67gu53ygzgy4agn6rdeefwmdxsnf4za9wfzrzhefx48qszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uputsac I saw someone saying something like &#39;The Pitt makes Grey&#39;s Anatomy and Chicago Med look like soap operas&#39; and ... yes? That&#39;s what they are? They&#39;re doing different things? 2026-04-04T09:34:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2sulsdauf8pl2tyy0ayq3s2r7y06tkytn045h3u4n55wd9txvl9qzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ue44l3h I guess I should probably watch Sinners, then, eh? 2026-01-22T18:55:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8tql40p5mv2a8qy9a7l6njcg6q53tnx0tcmdgk46skv5yd7p50rqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ucfuysa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv8qxn7zmu46caqmvctt3tap9uuykjdp2mayf8y3z60s86e7jkgtq9q0tlj'>nevent1q…0tlj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I read it like 30 years ago and I still think about &#39;The dark seemed to press like wet felt upon the open eyes&#39;. It&#39;s so evocative. 2026-01-01T19:49:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0xrcaldk8qwjhvpdye5s2trdvpg802ktl45uyrp64enyw0xzyn6gzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u846898 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvj2f25jskunfxvp2eneqduf4ufdew56wptdz0rjzvux459f5hejgkwm58l'>nevent1q…m58l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I thought about it (also for the person who said &#39;Worry more about Trump the birds are secondary&#39; when I posted a photo of a robin) but I think maybe it&#39;s gauche to tag oneself and also as you say I do not wish to be perceived 2025-11-13T20:01:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9em3xyc8magfhzq38ysnn922qzelke80au6f6snzrazkprkf48pczypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uzsa899 Bluesky is so unhinged<br/> <img src="https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/115/544/074/777/647/165/original/e8df3d373297c066.png"> <br/> 2025-11-13T19:40:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdxaac6krafzuzmnzdwt7t2atnqusg7c855yu99t0k3ta83ekvrkszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u5qe42l oh my fucking god I&#39;m wheezing. I was trying to find the tweet where Heidi Klum posted her shitty NFT and asked what people thought of it. I searched &#39;heidi klum do you like my nft&#39;.<br/><br/>This was the AI resullt.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/115/337/083/500/148/016/original/21281da824c17b4e.png"> <br/> 2025-10-08T06:17:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswg7dvhmcyzd2s6jkcekww298ht2n2ynpucehvqjgtkkwzzc0aetqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u8npfca Google AI overviews suck so much.<br/>&#39;&#34;Dewey Cheatem and Howe&#34; is the name of a fictional law firm used in jokes and media as a humorous play on words, sounding like &#34;Do you cheat them and how?&#34;.&#39;<br/>&#39;Sounding like &#34;Do you cheat them&#34;&#39;?!<br/>It sounds like &#39;Do WE cheat them?&#39;!!<br/>We being the lawyers! Come on!<br/> <img src="https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/115/314/573/272/667/642/original/1f5bf212db38ee1c.png"> <br/> 2025-10-04T06:53:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr344fy6gryjumnanzacg8er85ywlvf5l6engjhetk9p3gwhtppeqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u5tlzly In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvjm8zcr3x5l93xhxq320shu5q0ftrw6vuw2cwjxgq44zut7ssafcyufv7m'>nevent1q…fv7m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Wash it down with<br/> <img src="https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/115/230/433/289/644/603/original/6ec2e742e21098f4.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-19T10:31:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsymdqmteu4akk6wdxjqyhjuprwud99h9t9rzls8ddlpd68wdpy7mgzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u3jfnul Dreams are so weird. My brain created a entire magazine, with a 20-page photoshoot of a model in a sunflower field, with a biography of this non-existent model, and inserts, and a perfume sample that I could *smell*? It was like a peppery honey scent, it was lovely, and I&#39;m sad it&#39;s not real. 2025-09-14T09:16:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszmq4t2tpgy7dv0py5r0rufkmmxxlmnvu4sh6fwh6wyxf46eg0asqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uxdrrkl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszq086x30cvstv2sa6du50np95jxuettkjc4wjjalck8h6ycmavlqpvvzs8'>nevent1q…vzs8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Honestly Paddington As Grim Reaper is one of the most fascinating things to me. 2025-09-13T09:17:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszq086x30cvstv2sa6du50np95jxuettkjc4wjjalck8h6ycmavlqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3udpgjyv At least Charlie Kirk isn&#39;t British so we don&#39;t have to see people&#39;s drawings of Paddington ushering him to the afterlife. 2025-09-13T09:16:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspmef73xka62zp6y009vf683evaja4w4yxx0x8rgr0r7476lwgycgzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uu65hyd Imagine how peaceful it would be if the press realised JK Rowling&#39;s opinions don&#39;t matter. She has no expertise or insight. She wrote kids&#39; books who gives a cock what she thinks? We go now to Jill Murphy for insight on Palestine. Here are Suzanne Collins&#39; views on nuclear disarmament. Shut up. 2025-08-15T19:20:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdpn270ukn8tjvtul5anr5rsk63az64l4q7fwzfcxu5pef4uru9mgzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3um4ste5 lol just buy a stock photo you losers<br/> <img src="https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/114/646/707/642/287/622/original/bd35a38a25f90041.png"> <br/> 2025-06-08T08:05:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd5m0num8xfyqwzjr8hznj2u9m0tzm2ywesm43mgaajw0tm2q8ktqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uxh0c9t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfgd62zcsd5ra02etz4kzdwms0t9vhxvg4m8fcu3uqlnrucjs2zvczz9zx6'>nevent1q…9zx6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Aware?! Bitch I&#39;ve *watched* it. 2025-05-18T12:32:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf7pkrgcvhllqu94gmp7a02pmcpp7q532xnq4u4sphc7at836z22szypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ut7au7u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyrzzu9ulendnh3nf5j7ulekdur9tw7all4c2frgzj6h6q6vccq3gal8s27'>nevent1q…8s27</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Scorching drought reveals Doggerland remains 2025-05-14T17:05:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvd20g77e5mqrtvpdyfvs5f3c906wpqfr29s3n2dnp9lcqchgqsyszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3umhc0zq Owen Jones saying &#39;Keir Starmer only cares about power and we deserve better and that&#39;s why I&#39;m backing Zack Polanski&#39; just made me wheeze-laugh. 2025-05-13T16:34:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9u8t9hd8ej3fksg8kgzhkpyrjhpa346hy3d2v8hhzkjlfya8ae2qzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uf9hl6j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgvua9x7yf3z2pgudf4lwdrkkfrvqqvly4v9k288pxvhw7s3nx0tg45vzhh'>nevent1q…vzhh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ah, that tracks. Sounds like it&#39;d be a useful investment. 2025-05-06T17:11:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrlpg3xxu8kt7sqxemu89un0x744y837v3g6fmp2jnjeekhc6a9zczypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u66vnye In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2sx64zlwj238fwzgyds3xap6uf6sppdx6gjal3wytmmg6hp0rmvc2gz3vd'>nevent1q…z3vd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I thought you were still on the &#39;be very cautious with spending&#39; jag? 2025-05-06T17:05:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf959y2eqrduex54ee9ldpq324pgzn4zn5chzv3dn2zgn6falfh8czypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uhmqes2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyt0lwtd27dstgs3svt6laj25pcs0algtyjadhmqj2nj6mnr56jlseqarpy'>nevent1q…arpy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I genuinely do not like it! People are following me! They are going to be very disappointed! 2025-05-06T12:11:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswr6du8k7u33en8t4rkhjw30f5rr3s4w2gte52hymh7ej7dp67xzqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3upyqzww In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst9jtqzs8znnc45w2dazr8467x7a6eh6wzdf6p6jk6syfshc5z0qgkg6c9v'>nevent1q…6c9v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>oh no Caitlin Moran reposted this on Bluesky and now it&#39;s doing numbers 2025-05-06T12:08:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst9jtqzs8znnc45w2dazr8467x7a6eh6wzdf6p6jk6syfshc5z0qgzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u8kllwk My favourite Met Gala look is absolutely Barry Keoghan as a lesbian-coded shipping heiress who has just returned from &#39;the East&#39; in a 1940s murder mystery.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/114/459/690/780/733/273/original/fdf9c39046fa5426.jpg"> <br/> 2025-05-06T07:25:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8pe4lpet8yrr0kvh2w4w5asjfxe93qepaevn7ah23csmg689fusgzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ufh9kaw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfe5nh4v7mwnpmn0zlx4wxw7u8ycc5nxk02l2v259wu6p79w7mzwsj3kuqc'>nevent1q…kuqc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Nooooooooooo 2025-04-21T15:45:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfdqe6nf2xhtz4llkxyvlu9e2huduzcag0wulmfjarakk0wu4fltczypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uked5fg I wonder if we&#39;ll get any Paddington Guiding The Pope To Heaven drawings or if he&#39;s only the Grim Reaper for UK people and especially the royal family? 2025-04-21T08:26:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszt5qgjw4p059smr4gzwxqjwd426mq4cwqd8qvnceq3lljcdqleuszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3udcyaxa I&#39;ve got such a disgust reflex to Harry Potter now. Not even &#39;It was my childhood&#39; (I don&#39;t care) or &#39;I only watch things I already own&#39; (good for you, you pussy-ass bitch), but just using it as a reference point grosses me out.<br/>&#39;They&#39;re like Death Eat...&#39; SHUT UP!<br/>&#39;She&#39;s basically Umbr...&#39; SILENCE! 2025-04-17T16:34:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs96gwlnlyv0jgnau7jh6xn6xqjgaaulkj3wz3s2armyq9lk6nwj0czypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3urlm75m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs85aydeum6n0gtljn4ppvp8vg80fm6dzgada24deasa5z023qxepcy2735k'>nevent1q…735k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>oh my god I had deleted Benjys from my memory entirely. 2025-04-14T12:33:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs26hjqw27k3epeet3ms7qyy4dnskfqeg3k6x8hcy8t8xcadsuv4qqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ucns7cr My trans masc enby pal went to a tailor to get a jacket altered; the tailor tried to bond through &#39;Take my wife, please!&#39; humour.<br/>Pal was pleased to be passing but wished it weren&#39;t via softpedal sexism.<br/>Tailor said &#39;Women, eh? Can&#39;t live with them...&#39; and pal had to bite back &#39;Can&#39;t live as them!&#39; 2025-04-11T17:06:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2yprvmd8pkk2q4zlp6uat76afmufl5mjx0fv779s4wwrapumg0wczypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3un6v08e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst5npvndfdpdctuamqwlxdum9dz8h4np6u7avzu5334ya4w5w3spgru37wj'>nevent1q…37wj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ooh, as The World&#39;s Lightest Sleeper, I could do with a good mask. 2025-04-05T08:55:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs08ank5u8gk8s6hl3ae3u5ttgj04npjmldtlnamcdm42pr73wladszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uplnmjc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvk0ntmt4cfp4mzmudssqdtxjjeq44zehc5umg9j6jndrhjxad6ksnl6pfp'>nevent1q…6pfp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The bias stuff is where I get thrown, I guess. Like I know it will be like &#39;This story is from The Telegraph, which is fash, FYI&#39;, so that&#39;s good, but I guess I&#39;m just wary of its &#39;Balance is good, read things from across the spectrum&#39; ethos. It feels a bit both-sidesy. 2025-04-05T07:33:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxfuxalq0vz62hksmv0t9jc8usfdcxe2shx00dv5x300lqklzg3yszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u34ugjv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqhrnyt3dzs40x82ejrkx2elhepufjv75gcuaaskcc290t4xhq0fseewllk'>nevent1q…wllk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh are you a Ground News girlie? 2025-04-05T07:22:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqsv0u3dvmleh2qrlev8kuly6qtmy57xlxhc5jrcspm3kkjrpv42szypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ueklnkw A while ago, Honey the browser plugin was everywhere, and I was like &#39;No I do not trust that bitch&#39; and it turned out to be a bad naughty scam, and this is not to say &#39;I&#39;m so smart&#39; but to give context that I have the same bad vibes for Ground News. I do not trust that bitch. 2025-04-05T07:16:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrd09nej72y7swxfn3sezjd8e6djaxq0vyq0nkspvdj944aq82y4gzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uqhuzcf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf4k7z44fnals9wjepkd4hdkze3rew07mvgkdgz3p74xwjakwjnpg70nc0u'>nevent1q…nc0u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>THEY PUT &#39;HOLD ON TO YOUR VAGINAS&#39; IN THE TRAILER! 2025-04-04T09:54:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf4k7z44fnals9wjepkd4hdkze3rew07mvgkdgz3p74xwjakwjnpgzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uh7dkan In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswrawh9y8hu0sxjwd8ppryq46ggxhkq3e0ktsl0nnldtlxsnvkuqczgse67'>nevent1q…se67</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>HOLD ON TO YOUR VAGINAS!! 2025-04-04T09:53:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf0368sv39wshc9t7zpje27cygsw4jymdksnzwsemty42jkmvwvnqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uagv803 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspsm8te9t47f26ekc4ql05kp3lw2mfj60nwc6q6rm3y6pnqmjx74cw08wey'>nevent1q…8wey</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That&#39;s exactly it. I do not want to go down the path it entails. It already thinks I want &#39;American in Europe&#39; videos because I watched one (1). 2025-03-27T12:02:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdt2zsqd3nzc9g3ujs8kq76e6wwqwn669lyhmg5nfsgdf4fj4aktqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ul72ech Youtube really REALLY wants me to watch videos about the shitty new Snow White movie but while I might well enjoy a good takedown of it, I fear there are going to be lots of awful gross bad ones, so I will NOT be clicking. 2025-03-27T11:16:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw2vftmdjmv2s8q8vgmjesnlq5d770wacnetuc0nlsfutda38fnmszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3umduq0y Professor Sir Forensic Starmer being all gung-ho about AI in everything while dismantling protections for the poorest and most vulnerable is all very &#39;If you stand for nothing you&#39;ll fall for anything&#39;, ain&#39;t it? 2025-03-24T11:31:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr3fdj7t9qktrpv9zzpwlfyc9c3d3kahrwf96cpac0rxv5jge5uhszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ulzqchf It&#39;s very funny that I&#39;ve been watching The White Lotus and Cruel Intentions and looking at Sarah Catherine Hook thinking &#39;what a pretty face she has, she looks familiar&#39; and not recognising her even though I&#39;m watching them, like, hours apart, because in CI she is Blonde and A Bitch and in WL she is Brunette and Mousy And Quiet. 2025-03-03T11:28:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsql4vkj79pf5dq8p6cdmd2q4la70psx85seyq90adfwz56w52ju0gzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uxqg8lr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqf92gf3t9j3ery9v9jxrjxx3anzjxvg5n98t7a5yqmcs4c6vg3wq5uq6yx'>nevent1q…q6yx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I still haven&#39;t seen The Substance because I&#39;m useless, but the whole of Anora hangs on Mikey M&#39;s performance, if she didn&#39;t kill it the entire movie would be dead in the water. And she did.<br/><br/>Best picture? Probably not. Needed a 15-minute trim, like most things. 2025-03-03T11:22:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswlzqhlescdkh932sfwc3npj9kym4lceg3fw2s9jp2hwck3lu8j9qzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u3nczh5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf7lw37z798eyfnsql0j5727vwdh4nrzz57ldds42ekjthwswap4czk46vs'>nevent1q…46vs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No the bird&#39;s out on a mission in the woods 2025-02-15T10:58:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz8emddtlxw97640uppegx6h8de85fkeak5h3pgfxxjfvcy6h4gpszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u9362gn My friend got me to download a self-help app where you raise a cute cartoon bird so they could claim a mini-pet and now I&#39;m hooked on it.<br/>One of the tasks is &#39;Say something nice to yourself like a friend would&#39; and I am BAD at that, so I keep defaulting to complimenting my own penis out loud lol 2025-02-15T10:55:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspmp3xgss54nu2klx6tx8dzmpmqur68ve6frl74uy08w75jme4gfszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3unr0z90 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvq6tg6x7j58ffstf4qg5apyx3dlxqvxu3uhjas4y3ka7n3hc0dlgzylwsv'>nevent1q…lwsv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And they always do it about, yes, someone like Taylor Swift who, whatever you think of her, is a megastar.<br/><br/>It&#39;s so performative. If they came across someone like, idk, Madison Beer, who could legimately be a &#39;Who?&#39; for a lot of people, they&#39;d just google it quietly. 2025-02-12T12:22:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9zvddhc5nrk267mdvg8js5xmmxz6ekkne2jqv40r272rgq923chszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u6jltca ‪lol Noel Gallagher didn&#39;t like the Superbowl half time show. <br/><br/>Speaking a boring white British man, who gives a fuck what a boring white British man thinks about the Superbowl or about Kendrick Lamar? 2025-02-12T12:10:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs907j0mkedyeasqnqa4nz0umkrcagevpt3zm4jxvp7kejvjmyqy4qzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ujsqcaf Midsommar (Ari Aster, 2019)<br/> <img src="https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/113/866/827/834/808/311/original/4798e00d125ff643.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-21T14:32:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvhxq8mhsqt489p2xdw6t0ngwesvrweqf9ek3zdkrggj4ccwm5puqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ux83m5e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2hlqp4g54wfn4z7qt3pw22rnmvz47wkrsl7c9jtljwcjr4nx475szdrk0l'>nevent1q…rk0l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#39;Shut up, Joel!&#39; you cry. &#39;It&#39;s not that deep!&#39; you holler. &#39;Get a blog!&#39; you scream.<br/><br/>I won&#39;t and it is and I won&#39;t. 2025-01-19T15:48:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2hlqp4g54wfn4z7qt3pw22rnmvz47wkrsl7c9jtljwcjr4nx475szypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u0k7dzr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvh6x5sxgyrptlpdyrx8gxwsd25vkp9z5a6wl2x4q3nse39auef2c00jfgt'>nevent1q…jfgt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you must show them, have them in the background for people to spot and feel rewarded for paying attention. Don&#39;t spoonfeed &#39;I am done with my Diet Coke! I am putting it in the seatback pouch! Also with some Mentos!&#39;<br/>But nobody *does* pay attention, so we&#39;re left with this.<br/>I hate it here. 2025-01-19T15:41:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvh6x5sxgyrptlpdyrx8gxwsd25vkp9z5a6wl2x4q3nse39auef2czypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u0wllr9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxctr3dl0nepk7lnsg78pd2f9unkuuz07a9ecx6d3c3rs7ejmq02snxpn62'>nevent1q…pn62</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>But if you don&#39;t show them, it&#39;s a moment of &#39;Oh, clever!&#39; for the audience, rather than the audience thinking &#39;Okay they&#39;re going to make a Mentos/Diet Coke bomb in a bit&#39; and just waiting for it to happen. 2025-01-19T15:40:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxctr3dl0nepk7lnsg78pd2f9unkuuz07a9ecx6d3c3rs7ejmq02szypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u8hv03w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvyafn26azthl7akpcxyuja2695klfnlxhcpr097qce2jnrallxngc4luls'>nevent1q…luls</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>But show the spies scrabbling around the car and thinking &#39;Aha!&#39; and improvising. You don&#39;t need to say &#39;Viewers, here are a Diet Coke and some Mentos&#39;.<br/>Except you do. Because some people who would be like &#39;Where did they come from?!&#39;<br/>They came from the car! Because everyday items! And teenagers! 2025-01-19T15:40:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvyafn26azthl7akpcxyuja2695klfnlxhcpr097qce2jnrallxngzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u5z44f7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszcmdrlkk7r7l66wdwpgsjmw0cm0y9f2xglekqr503marxxdwtttqcmjd09'>nevent1q…jd09</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They make a Mentos/Diet Coke bomb. It was very obvious this would happen because they show you the Diet Coke in the car, saying &#39;it&#39;s too early for Diet Coke&#39;. They show you the Mentos. And, like - a family with teenage kids having Mentos &amp; Diet Coke in the car is perfectly believable. That&#39;s fine. 2025-01-19T15:40:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszcmdrlkk7r7l66wdwpgsjmw0cm0y9f2xglekqr503marxxdwtttqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uw2gqnv okay so there&#39;s a bit in that Back In Action movie (Cameron Diaz, Jamie Foxx, ex-spies, perfectly serviceable) that just made me really think about the modern media illiteracy and people&#39;s requirement to have stuff spelt out.<br/><br/>Very very minor spoilers below if you&#39;re that kind of person. 2025-01-19T15:39:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsypf8suzj7mzshuhmegw9t3zjkj9u9u4qlal73g5y89cj3hf9nu8qzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3urhjstl There is nothing I resent in computers so much as &#39;updating&#39; &#39;drivers&#39;. Drivers? What are you talking about bitch I&#39;ll kill you. 2025-01-14T16:53:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy34j539yhuavckhlhhuthwz0teaw86c75xf5pp4l3u0np0f6q9cqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3utlhf5a Hard to say this without seeming &#39;oh I&#39;m so smart&#39;, which isn&#39;t the point, but the very first time I saw the Honey voucher-gathering thing I was like &#39;oh well that&#39;s an obvious fucking scam *somehow* I am absolutely not touching it&#39;.<br/>And are people just less cynical than me? More keen for dsicounts? 2024-12-30T07:52:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyflnxg9uc07zwpckrr4p5hd2rkpfsgym9yq7m78szlddf4j7vpdszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u5aavdd I&#39;m mostly happy or at least all right being single - which is fortunate given how immutable it seems - but sometimes I see poly people and get a bit &#39;you have three boyfriends and I can&#39;t even secure one&#39; about it all. 2024-12-23T20:32:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqxefpvwgl6cy6vnym98ren3qudccwdjmp82ewzt7dpla2a6k2zaqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uuek53r Was talking with friends about doing The Matrix with Muppets.<br/><br/>Agents Smith are played by both Statler and Waldorf.<br/><br/>&#39;He says he&#39;s The One.&#39;<br/>&#39;He&#39;s The One all right... OUT OF TEN!&#39; <br/><br/>*they multiply* 2024-12-22T15:09:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2ed089uy4lakakrtvzr8jyeplyutu3a58nwpc23l9uetmlz3u2cqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ucf92d8 They&#39;re a bit naff in that 1990s, everyone liked incense and there were fifteen different candle shops in one mall, buy Christmas presents at Past Times sort of way, combined with a bit of lads&#39; mag culture, but my favourite version of Gaudete is the Medieval Baebes&#39;. 2024-12-21T11:36:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszfy3h7paqp2xthnk4rx0y8j4nkx7pmpf9ze0xl63c6szjtfcdqaqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u3swdeu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyyp96mcevr3wy4wj7j4j0j8tkylyrwmp49fs0rsulugxzf4es6us6ahffs'>nevent1q…hffs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If it had been all the first half - is he dangerous? what&#39;s going to happen? - I&#39;d have been happy. But the back end is so appalling that I have zero goodwill for it.<br/><br/>tbh I&#39;m not even happy for those who like it, which is my normal response to things I don&#39;t like.<br/><br/>If you love Barbarian I question your taste and values. I hated it that much. 2024-12-17T08:38:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxpphlz2e9gnchru9r5gney64fwcye0uwzh7ksjgh8m48vdkrnfvszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uxj6xd0 omg I just saw someone call the movie Barbarian a masterpiece.<br/><br/>I fucking haaaaaated that film. The beginning is good? Tense, uncertain.<br/><br/>Then it descends into schlocky, laughable, grossly misogynistic garbage.<br/><br/>Haaaaaated. 2024-12-16T23:35:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswcu8kcapat3t5lepnul86mq70yxu9smtnk6f4n20xqlypq6v0mxgzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uw2e8zn Got served the weirdest ad for the Meta/Rayban glasses camera... thing.<br/><br/>It was a guy turning them on (maybe a celeb I wasn&#39;t really looking) and his friends being like &#39;Don&#39;t film this. That&#39;s embarrassing.&#39;<br/><br/>&#39;Buy our product! Upset your friends! Trample over their boundaries!&#39; 2024-12-14T11:21:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvst0cyeeyk5eycq67tra8gm94452wyd5ut84z4fcpgsp6pdz5ppszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u3p2wyw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8jaa6hfllkp09prjw65y0ssjcn5s7hshdk9xw22f3zvgj3357dzsgfs6pq'>nevent1q…s6pq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Genuinely what&#39;s wrong with it? People treat bacon with sugar all the time. Cinnamon and bacon go well together - when I ate meat I&#39;d have bacon and berries and maple syrup and cinnamon and it was great. This is just a branding exercise of an existing concept. 2024-11-16T20:06:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp7u344e5sstf4z2g6lwc3zh9hmw94ugprz0qvs75cl5gkxrg8vgszypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uxwqv76 I would forsake nine (I think??) years of veganism to eat the Cinnamon Toast Crunch bacon.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/113/494/404/938/281/289/original/c4df3e6ee9962e3f.jpg"> <br/> 2024-11-16T20:00:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdjzcqd0zwyykppt5a75lez62gy0p5cveuqandauv39krkesg34fgzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uqztzcy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9pec9zplflrn7xzkaapxy59pe7lzpml2dgedufw8lwzp0uwnxehc6dymf0'>nevent1q…ymf0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ohhh, oof. Yeah, take some time. 2024-11-08T12:31:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfggjjf2fv88nwt33k8pd7fzrwaw6ft8vs4pzjfv505q2e3hf5tcgzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uml9vy0 I&#39;m extremely white but I am *not* &#39;listen to a West Wing podcast that finished because it did every episode but has come back to talk about &#34;the current political climate&#34; via the medium of discussing political movies&#39; white. Jesus wept. 2024-10-14T17:20:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd4gl0nx9p6vj4p2q7upxvwxnxa8rpjl27uuhlwrjakrl8wg74x3szypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u73c8qr I&#39;ve seen an awful lot of baffling cookie permission pop-ups and convoluted radio buttons but this one is special.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/113/305/235/897/000/493/original/56fdecb6fafacbf8.png"> <br/> 2024-10-14T10:12:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9w8sfv7g8ryjpt3t470uth347d5hqd6jh7nu30m8rq76p3hhc7jczypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ug43l73 I can manage about five (5) minutes maximum of looking at flats on rightmove before giving up and crying. <br/><br/>This is nice...Oh there are 12 years left on the lease.<br/><br/>This is cute...Oh the service charge is an extra £300 a month.<br/><br/>I could live here...Oh nope one room emanates a palpable sense of dread. 2024-10-12T14:53:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszkgu03aw4fdcpyvcpe4ya068uces3y558cuxqs0xkeva5swn5uhqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3unwuwel In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd5tg39wzufnm7hkhmhe92aegf27qq8g6q8u8kekapqjjk3lvcq4ge6hp9h'>nevent1q…hp9h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thing is they probably would? 2024-10-12T06:25:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd5tg39wzufnm7hkhmhe92aegf27qq8g6q8u8kekapqjjk3lvcq4gzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uywfm3y There&#39;s really no good way to DM someone you&#39;ve known for years but not very well and say &#39;hey you were in my sex dream and now I need you to send me photos of your penis&#39; is there? 2024-10-12T06:22:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs26vdm7wtm48j3nj8a0majw5fna8syh2xjazdqkf75jgvc3684skgzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3u58hyc2 <img src="https://mastodon-assets.tootr.co/media_attachments/files/113/120/162/006/605/922/original/3c071e3e40724144.png"> <br/> 2024-09-11T17:45:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd6lmtycms6c7t7fe7rmw0v5jvsxmj6m38h2ch6nsyc0qf3dg2nagzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uprerv6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsynfe9mg70un052dpw9m9x7rdk72mzv3f46qkx57vsvvdp2jw56jqcvc64k'>nevent1q…c64k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A UK MP - maybe Penny Mordaunt? - hadn&#39;t previously been too awful on trans issues and tweeted along the lines of &#39;Don&#39;t worry, I don&#39;t think trans women belong out in public or in toilets or hospitals&#39; and all the responses were just transphobes screeching &#39;Oh so you think they&#39;re WOMEN, do you?!&#39; 2024-08-21T11:35:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsynfe9mg70un052dpw9m9x7rdk72mzv3f46qkx57vsvvdp2jw56jqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3uctmdgs What&#39;s gonna be fun is when JKR has to tweet something like &#39;I&#39;m sorry I said Imane Khelif was a man, she is in fact a woman&#39; and all the other transphobes lose it and attack her and turn her into a hate figure betrayer of the cause.<br/><br/>Bigots always turn on each other. No hatred is pure enough. 2024-08-21T07:59:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9uwuf8djnwqewjdyduney3arzvghdvsp08fygy0rn2639sgyjghqzypjeyk5xf403kmmaqgrd0g3y7fay69aa3fuqfv52qrv04rrtadv3ucklufw Just saw someone posting like &#39;HAhahahahaha ask a gay next time!&#39; about a headline of &#39;Harris topping Trump&#39; and like... come on. Shut the fuck up. Words have multiple meanings. That&#39;s barely even an innuendo. It had a photo of the poll numbers under it. 2024-08-19T14:41:25Z