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They each got six months. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 21,01 °C<br/>Pressure: 982,06 hPa<br/>Humidity: 70,31 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/215833.jpg"> 2023-09-21T19:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswtq73vvd374v3c3jkf5pyq3rpgj9eraru4wpqeanlx3uxz5r5kdgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz7yrlrf I don&#39;t trust stairs. They&#39;re always up to something. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,41 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,18 hPa<br/>Humidity: 91,98 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/213593.jpg"> 2023-09-20T08:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8hjwzfvzymh8z7wsn3xc36u3sxpfu90syf63dz4gfee8k47pfxtgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz2p30s2 How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,51 °C<br/>Pressure: 988,16 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/211968.jpg"> 2023-09-19T06:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqjym27t9442aqgupgcv6fx4q2tcl98sdy5qrxr70ufjretp9u8wczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzxalg5e Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? 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The wedding wasn&#39;t much, but the reception was incredible. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 29,12 °C<br/>Pressure: 990,47 hPa<br/>Humidity: 59,86 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/203150.jpg"> 2023-09-13T11:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs08nxakg339fj6x7sdd52nyyctx6aktcxj0fs4mkmayyly77e20egzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzp52s5y What is a vampire&#39;s favorite fruit? A blood orange. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 36,89 °C<br/>Pressure: 991,32 hPa<br/>Humidity: 42,73 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/200270.jpg"> 2023-09-11T14:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2x4arnc9m7gsw9paacjvl38nh7zlm4gd0hv8f77d9xlwv475cn5qzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzn7xerp Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? 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A milk shake! <br/><br/>Air temperature: 15,13 °C<br/>Pressure: 1 001,02 hPa<br/>Humidity: 86,78 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/193294.jpg"> 2023-09-07T01:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszh5amj9q6hujg460882fqfgavm9u5sseswzgr5trxs6w49u0ug2czypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz4fdn02 How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 23,47 °C<br/>Pressure: 997,35 hPa<br/>Humidity: 73,76 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/186126.jpg"> 2023-09-02T09:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyzmptl05wsqx0l33z8xyzjc7x572c3andzz3g6gruj78qk50rakszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzanjrcl Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 18,41 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,28 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/185934.jpg"> 2023-09-02T06:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgaef7vh0n50z7e5ur86qysk37lyd00ne66fa5jvyagv5ltzvjfpczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz7529jp Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It&#39;s ok he woke up. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 20,79 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,48 hPa<br/>Humidity: 65,94 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/184718.jpg"> 2023-09-01T11:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8y05r0s5cjdp0dd66al36fek069dm48c4avg53k87dcy8ghkdleqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzvq6xca What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! <br/><br/>Air temperature: 19,73 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,64 hPa<br/>Humidity: 69,62 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/184655.jpg"> 2023-09-01T10:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszw3p3dk79rdzdf8mgksdl5hz9je9gu4cpcd5cl6e6jf8udwg2e3szypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzqd5vqz How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 19,12 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,79 hPa<br/>Humidity: 71,98 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/184591.jpg"> 2023-09-01T09:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv297vytquamysqnw927z3mjgvj3hqu9rf33h63uzkh73v3p83anszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhza8sgdt You can&#39;t spell par entry without &#34;try.&#34; <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,52 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,71 hPa<br/>Humidity: 78,43 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/184526.jpg"> 2023-09-01T08:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstmqlxvuaxmygd2jcq8qap5lgsjngclzfdrj6nh4duea0ew0lymkqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzcsk3tm What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 16,26 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,73 hPa<br/>Humidity: 84,27 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/184462.jpg"> 2023-09-01T07:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszsche4ma3ewccgjsdrsrxrsuxcsven8e5yny3rpa3q4g4ad4747szypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzz8rqzs My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 14,00 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,45 hPa<br/>Humidity: 97,46 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/184399.jpg"> 2023-09-01T06:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv9d7vnfa7sydyeuf5x9aw75k7sn4tudlpp2lkr8knc74k6rlueuszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzudwa9v Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana… <br/><br/>Air temperature: 12,88 °C<br/>Pressure: 994,13 hPa<br/>Humidity: 95,63 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/184335.jpg"> 2023-09-01T05:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy5e07yxt200xpu74x5t7x2xhefr4tak7t7nm9xly5qt5kedp8ajgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzp0yke4 Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn&#39;t change color? He had a reptile dysfunction. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 11,99 °C<br/>Pressure: 993,86 hPa<br/>Humidity: 97,19 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/184270.jpg"> 2023-09-01T04:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr6vk99xjqfrsuez0d74gc0053pqafvxtjlw9x2sa02mmzymmtqpqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz9ellyr What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 11,28 °C<br/>Pressure: 993,91 hPa<br/>Humidity: 95,82 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/184143.jpg"> 2023-09-01T02:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspxq2scqwgjty7zmruwseg3dd8pw9usdatrncxj4xvs0lkdhvmw2qzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz4qa49a What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 11,56 °C<br/>Pressure: 993,90 hPa<br/>Humidity: 92,97 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/184079.jpg"> 2023-09-01T01:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp7vn332ct8rg85dzrvj8k60azrmupj86tqrfty9wmdszpuawwrwszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhztrr5nw This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 26,69 °C<br/>Pressure: 999,21 hPa<br/>Humidity: 69,34 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/167693.jpg"> 2023-08-21T08:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp06gug55y3hgl28t74878nrclmtr7mgqarkxd7kase85wgu0dmqqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzuhctdr How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 20,54 °C<br/>Pressure: 998,89 hPa<br/>Humidity: 89,72 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/167436.jpg"> 2023-08-21T04:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8uvaml66ex7mhjt0htt493j6fknysrvvzfhh2tqu70jfgsaz0dsgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzpmufwn How do you organize a space party? You planet. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 28,68 °C<br/>Pressure: 998,54 hPa<br/>Humidity: 64,31 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/166220.jpg"> 2023-08-20T09:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqe6gx22z0pnwga5uwtgp7ql8kxmtu95fpu770eq3w0ajxhpffcaczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzuzfwwy What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 19,31 °C<br/>Pressure: 995,70 hPa<br/>Humidity: 97,26 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/164372.jpg"> 2023-08-19T04:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf6cf29wfttcsvqw7p2z68982tkp3jmnsue2pq7s648uumapn9kdgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz7cwhkz To the person who stole my bed: I won&#39;t rest until I find you. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 22,74 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,72 hPa<br/>Humidity: 77,15 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/161941.jpg"> 2023-08-17T14:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrjgj9lgqzk28jppap04u3pfc37ayyk5fg6c5fex3m6grmszk92sszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz3eyjtg Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 26,70 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,69 hPa<br/>Humidity: 65,35 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/160020.jpg"> 2023-08-16T08:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrwmf4zwa5q5xjuy0kdx2gjdlxedj3ncz5ldl8l38nx3kkr6t9zvczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzutfcas “I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.” <br/><br/>Air temperature: 23,20 °C<br/>Pressure: 995,94 hPa<br/>Humidity: 66,21 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/159332.jpg"> 2023-08-15T21:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx26n880rvqjx070xp9sk6xayj660w8mctpr9czju8ree83t3yujgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz9z7n56 I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 24,99 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,18 hPa<br/>Humidity: 59,76 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/159253.jpg"> 2023-08-15T20:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfcy37yqllwj2zue34d6anysj9qrc4nz7jf4fl28c86ga3kv3lkqqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz239xme The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 20,61 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,86 hPa<br/>Humidity: 65,82 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/157845.jpg"> 2023-08-14T22:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspqg0lp4qqurhu0fzpjk4jwde5q9nk93hvd8aa77nqxf560e82heszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzykxq0k I&#39;m so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 36,90 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,01 hPa<br/>Humidity: 38,04 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/157397.jpg"> 2023-08-14T15:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdjzvxv346k7qe8u4wqg9a3twj2fgwnfwj7pffnz46cgyhkqy5u0gzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzljk696 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 22,19 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,45 hPa<br/>Humidity: 67,82 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/156326.jpg"> 2023-08-13T22:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspadngj8f2xmlz6pj3ja29fzl23a8cymrklgc7ssh59x7dlg5sv0szypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzx7akcv What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs! <br/><br/>Air temperature: 23,57 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,34 hPa<br/>Humidity: 63,28 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/156245.jpg"> 2023-08-13T21:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs02dh83ag7qj5ruyxuehy0x6u0xc76mf56kw6vgn69t9xk9p0vk0qzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzwefls6 What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 19,26 °C<br/>Pressure: 997,13 hPa<br/>Humidity: 80,93 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/155222.jpg"> 2023-08-13T05:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq8lsc2vs8m9jz6n6v7xrdps93ju6x3sav2v9qslel3d7qrhflj5gzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz47nxf7 I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 18,95 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,88 hPa<br/>Humidity: 74,50 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/154966.jpg"> 2023-08-13T01:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqtte6cxn4mxzv76z7se3m0mrqe2yvqqjdfmn6km24jqfzctr5fgszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhztg57xl Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 35,38 °C<br/>Pressure: 996,92 hPa<br/>Humidity: 38,10 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/154261.jpg"> 2023-08-12T14:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsylmuajphvdsw7vxcg4u5qq20ltxsq2h3vfkaz9wt0hla63f5znzszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzpf3k59 Ever since we started quarantining, I&#39;ve only been telling inside jokes. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 13,47 °C<br/>Pressure: 999,72 hPa<br/>Humidity: 91,98 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/153557.jpg"> 2023-08-12T03:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqlrexqzm63jspzt28q9tf2ytvaywfltgzuf9esnxkym5mqsgyr0gzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz5av8f3 What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback! <br/><br/>Air temperature: 15,34 °C<br/>Pressure: 1 000,82 hPa<br/>Humidity: 76,97 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/152278.jpg"> 2023-08-11T07:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf2r3tc9evlzypmwy3h29vqknlsf5qnjwgxyu0zhpcsk6ywxqtpwszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz0pvsyz What does a nosey pepper do? 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In a river bank. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 16,22 °C<br/>Pressure: 979,50 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144991.jpg"> 2023-08-06T13:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdmrmqaqrzxz2sppyq2sywcaftqgmerkaegql6c52qpudcf4dgt5qzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz0g7tmm Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 16,05 °C<br/>Pressure: 978,99 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144928.jpg"> 2023-08-06T12:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswl050pw05ggyvtf7pfueakeefcae3tx05cx9gu3pyn65304ev6gczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzg0w9yw There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 15,93 °C<br/>Pressure: 978,48 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144864.jpg"> 2023-08-06T11:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs268cas8fe5maczfwtptgcezyjrrdl58fvk6jdkayrqm5udakeycqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz0fphqg Why did the little strawberry cry? 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A mon-key. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 14,56 °C<br/>Pressure: 977,70 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144543.jpg"> 2023-08-06T06:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ff2h0pjmygehjhx90rvkrp8rvrvtg6lqqt74pz90dm4lmgmrn7szypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzuk8ppu Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 14,75 °C<br/>Pressure: 977,98 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144479.jpg"> 2023-08-06T05:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdxwp7janau9z9gzs03pchhm0dgsgukfq4dhfpr4zhjchlfdvvgvqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzlvyqaj I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 15,41 °C<br/>Pressure: 977,98 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144416.jpg"> 2023-08-06T04:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvymwpx4fdreuygxh6zmk5fldqvqt8mgqmxk54sdhvx7nkxf0rhrgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhztn9as6 What do you call a hippie&#39;s wife? Mississippi. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 15,39 °C<br/>Pressure: 978,13 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144351.jpg"> 2023-08-06T03:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9g7w5r69e54utg76fyud9dfpjfx29maxptqhv5exdnw7h3hg2k4czypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhznz0att As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 15,57 °C<br/>Pressure: 978,88 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144288.jpg"> 2023-08-06T02:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszh5rxsnsw42pfmzhpqtnqz66geh843xe4lgy8y9agg3u978gddtqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz74g636 Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 15,82 °C<br/>Pressure: 979,96 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144223.jpg"> 2023-08-06T01:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0fwf2sc499j467d6q9ctuz6k0w3w4menjypvuvqyrw0hsmt7nnlqzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzktpkgs Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 16,45 °C<br/>Pressure: 980,53 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144159.jpg"> 2023-08-06T00:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9eeq0rpjje3p6yrxey53p2z3s9tyzq6tvqxaknklnnkm9wx0ed4czypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz32f289 How do you talk to a giant? You use big words! <br/><br/>Air temperature: 16,72 °C<br/>Pressure: 980,95 hPa<br/>Humidity: 97,88 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144096.jpg"> 2023-08-05T23:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz3rjqjge4vc4c2uv0wpnrjx8fqr0ac6eq4q7sy6e08kuy3gx09vgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzzgcrl8 I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I&#39;ll let you know. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 16,75 °C<br/>Pressure: 981,68 hPa<br/>Humidity: 98,26 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/144031.jpg"> 2023-08-05T22:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswv7u9qf47cdac5eek8q9lrm0wg7j6jh4f2ru4pnc544878yg2qfgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzxg8lkh What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 16,64 °C<br/>Pressure: 982,73 hPa<br/>Humidity: 99,39 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143967.jpg"> 2023-08-05T21:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxv6ec7665lz4km2e75a5y5x4ga6vj8gsjct0s7w88vupnj2gr65szypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzerzkdk What&#39;s a lawyer&#39;s favorite drink? Subpoena colada. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,02 °C<br/>Pressure: 983,36 hPa<br/>Humidity: 98,60 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143904.jpg"> 2023-08-05T20:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs957gywd0e4cj5jymp0t6v0neu5nfuph97t0rgzlku0srdl0yn4nszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz5ud8v3 What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,34 °C<br/>Pressure: 983,87 hPa<br/>Humidity: 97,34 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143839.jpg"> 2023-08-05T19:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstm60k9mc6p8qllv87ut025y2x295z8u4aduxfezcdsxpyhey3umgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzwc3smg “Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.” <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,42 °C<br/>Pressure: 984,04 hPa<br/>Humidity: 97,13 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143775.jpg"> 2023-08-05T18:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv3c4gmvp5t43yyvm3ctsld2d9juqcuy2856w9dtaljtqnkgdv29szypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzpq4p29 Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,17 °C<br/>Pressure: 984,73 hPa<br/>Humidity: 100,00 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143711.jpg"> 2023-08-05T17:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfgqa9r98dvht77k09vxsd9sqtmn62xc8wx4xzpn4xdu4d2myzctczypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzxf9eus My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 17,69 °C<br/>Pressure: 984,84 hPa<br/>Humidity: 94,58 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143647.jpg"> 2023-08-05T16:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszakxskdeyn6z8gwunrkgveyrulv6gcr9h6lsfgrrlna85trmm4sgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz8zlwdw Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 19,38 °C<br/>Pressure: 984,50 hPa<br/>Humidity: 80,88 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143584.jpg"> 2023-08-05T15:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9h55fxd7hq8n0jll886p28fgrk74archslt3vlsg25e0w34qmcegzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzx2r88k If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness? <br/><br/>Air temperature: 20,15 °C<br/>Pressure: 984,33 hPa<br/>Humidity: 81,63 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143520.jpg"> 2023-08-05T14:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8yaj7gnuf3azj20r5pvxu7sf3ut0h2ycumd2wmmgad7hu9q9g9mgzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzt8srza MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It&#39;s pasterized before you even see it! <br/><br/>Air temperature: 20,52 °C<br/>Pressure: 985,03 hPa<br/>Humidity: 75,39 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143455.jpg"> 2023-08-05T13:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2r3nekzl75pfq3qv2n6wc2j5v6xlrs6eg5zehy8xj5csl79q7wugzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz79l864 How do astronomers organize a party? They planet. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 21,39 °C<br/>Pressure: 985,29 hPa<br/>Humidity: 72,82 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143392.jpg"> 2023-08-05T12:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf8hkdljtc7g2pw9mgdx9p5uvu5jmwqarqgyszccq8jdyqy8lclagzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzseecjx I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 21,28 °C<br/>Pressure: 985,66 hPa<br/>Humidity: 72,66 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143327.jpg"> 2023-08-05T11:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxc7l4jrhcj6gdek8p6t2p23w8g3r3m5wnphxhfqlvzzhny99y58gzypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhz63g3kq I&#39;m reading a book about anti-gravity. It&#39;s impossible to put down! <br/><br/>Air temperature: 21,75 °C<br/>Pressure: 985,99 hPa<br/>Humidity: 68,35 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143264.jpg"> 2023-08-05T10:00:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqy20c7kkeqpv5xu9vrk5g2u4m4m36yxk25sjjhw5mjmzaylf77tszypnyd6mzrn7pcgfl8lmlr7cqw75x8kdj5ejvz4a5lw9ms66k7qmhzcmu3g4 I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store. <br/><br/>Air temperature: 23,06 °C<br/>Pressure: 985,66 hPa<br/>Humidity: 66,60 %<br/> <img src="https://meteolab.online/api/image/143199.jpg"> 2023-08-05T09:00:00Z