Nostr notes by The Needling

Report: Laurelhurst Residents Blocking Helicopter Landings at ...

2026-05-05T06:44:35Z

Report: Laurelhurst Residents Blocking Helicopter Landings at Seattle Children’s Ain’t Heard Shit Yet: https://theneedling.com/2026/05/04/report-laurelhurst-residents-blocking-helicopter-landings-at-seattle-childrens-aint-heard-shit-yet/

Seattle Concludes Month of Pretending It Ever Wanted to Take ...

2026-05-02T05:42:35Z

Seattle Concludes Month of Pretending It Ever Wanted to Take Train to Bellevue: https://theneedling.com/2026/04/02/seattle-concludes-month-of-pretending-it-ever-wanted-to-take-train-to-bellevue/

“Before you ask—yes, I tried Nikwax Wash-in Waterproofer ...

2026-04-15T19:49:28Z

“Before you ask—yes, I tried Nikwax Wash-in Waterproofer first, but I found I just needed something stronger,” he said before shaking off beads of rainwater like a duck.

Trump Upstages Masters with Perfect Golf Stroke: ...

2026-04-13T14:14:55Z

Trump Upstages Masters with Perfect Golf Stroke: https://theneedling.com/2026/03/01/trump-upstages-masters-with-perfect-golf-stroke/

‘You Didn’t See Shit,’ Local Says to California Tourist ...

2026-04-04T21:13:02Z

‘You Didn’t See Shit,’ Local Says to California Tourist Witnessing Sunny Seattle Spring: https://theneedling.com/2026/03/05/you-didnt-see-shit-local-says-to-californian-witnessing-seattle-spring/

Officials Gather to Celebrate First Crosslake Light Rail Commuter ...

2026-03-31T03:54:37Z

Officials Gather to Celebrate First Crosslake Light Rail Commuter to Flip Off Rush Hour Traffic: https://theneedling.com/2026/03/30/officials-gather-to-celebrate-first-crosslake-light-rail-commuter-to-flip-off-rush-hour-traffic/

“This is my island – I have to defend it,” said a defiant ...

2026-03-28T06:17:11Z

“This is my island – I have to defend it,” said a defiant Mercer Island Mayor David Rosenbaum as he painted tar over the station’s stair and escalator steps. “You guys over there, you got the flame torch contraption ready for anyone who tries to use the elevator?”

Mercer Island Leaves Home Alone-Style Traps All Over New Light ...

2026-03-28T05:10:53Z

Mercer Island Leaves Home Alone-Style Traps All Over New Light Rail Station: https://theneedling.com/2026/03/27/mercer-island-leaves-home-alone-style-traps-all-over-new-light-rail-station/

“We know several have unfortunately already run aground due to ...

2026-03-27T05:43:19Z

“We know several have unfortunately already run aground due to people forgetting the ferries are on their laps when hopping up to celebrate home runs caused by Guardian pitcher malfunctions -- we want to get those ferries replaced as soon as possible, which is unfortunately 2032.”

M’s Run Short on New Ferry Food Trays, Replacements Expected by ...

2026-03-27T04:31:46Z

M’s Run Short on New Ferry Food Trays, Replacements Expected by 2032:
https://theneedling.com/2026/03/26/ms-run-short-on-new-ferry-food-trays-replacements-expected-by-2032/

“Could you imagine how sad it would be if a foreign terrorist ...

2026-03-24T23:51:24Z

“Could you imagine how sad it would be if a foreign terrorist destroyed or ended your life instead of domestic one? Not on our watch."

ICE Agents Just Making Sure They’re the Only Terrorists at ...

2026-03-24T05:08:42Z

ICE Agents Just Making Sure They’re the Only Terrorists at Airports: https://theneedling.com/2026/02/21/ice-agents-just-making-sure-theyre-the-only-terrorists-walking-around-airports/

Report: Lindy West: ...

2026-03-24T02:16:42Z

Report: Lindy West: https://theneedling.com/2026/02/16/report-lindy-west/

“Doesn’t get much better than this! I got off work a little ...

2026-03-21T02:00:57Z

“Doesn’t get much better than this! I got off work a little early and found myself a nice spot on the grass, Lake Union is shimmering in the sun, aaand it’s already raining,” said Kevin O’Connell, quickly repacking his cooler and heading home.

‘Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This,’ Says Seattle Man ...

2026-03-20T21:10:19Z

‘Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This,’ Says Seattle Man Enjoying 37-Minute Window of Sunshine at Gas Works: https://theneedling.com/2026/03/20/doesnt-get-much-better-than-this-says-seattle-man-enjoying-37-minute-window-of-sunshine-at-gasworks/

After years of everyone being confused about why it was in the ...

2026-03-20T15:47:57Z

After years of everyone being confused about why it was in the United States culminated in several ICE agents threatening them if they dared to stay in the United States, today the entire city of Vancouver, Wash. gladly and voluntarily self-deported to Vancouver, Canada.

Entire City of Vancouver, WA Gladly Self-Deports to Vancouver, ...

2026-03-20T05:29:45Z

Entire City of Vancouver, WA Gladly Self-Deports to Vancouver, BC: https://theneedling.com/2026/03/19/entire-city-of-vancouver-wa-gladly-self-deports-to-vancouver-bc/

“We know it can be hard adding numbers up when you have wealth ...

2026-03-19T20:04:59Z

“We know it can be hard adding numbers up when you have wealth beyond most people’s wildest imaginations,” said state accountant Keith Weebly of the 9.9% tax on income over $1 million a year.

State to Offer Free Clinics to Help Oligarchs Navigate New ...

2026-03-19T05:28:39Z

State to Offer Free Clinics to Help Oligarchs Navigate New Millionaire Tax: https://theneedling.com/2026/02/15/state-to-offer-free-clinics-to-help-oligarchs-navigate-new-millionaire-tax/

Pickleball Season Declared Open After Population of Courts Gets ...

2026-03-10T18:09:35Z

Pickleball Season Declared Open After Population of Courts Gets Out of Control: https://theneedling.com/2026/03/10/pickleball-season-declared-open-after-population-of-courts-gets-out-of-control/

US to Only Allow Iran at World Cup Games If No Dangerous School ...

2026-03-10T03:43:13Z

US to Only Allow Iran at World Cup Games If No Dangerous School Children on Team: https://theneedling.com/2026/02/07/us-to-only-allow-iran-at-world-cup-games-if-no-dangerous-school-children-on-team/

A local employee of a small Seattle art museum that mostly shows ...

2026-03-09T14:32:32Z

A local employee of a small Seattle art museum that mostly shows contemporary art admitted this week that they keep mixing up whether they work for the Henry or the Frye.

Capitol Hill Dick’s to Compete Against New McDonald’s with ...

2026-03-07T07:12:29Z

Capitol Hill Dick’s to Compete Against New McDonald’s with Even Stickier, Hairier Ball Pit: https://theneedling.com/2026/03/06/capitol-hill-dicks-to-compete-against-new-mcdonalds-with-even-stickier-hairier-ball-pit/

Apocalyptic Earthquake Headed for Seattle Stuck In Everett ...

2026-03-05T01:07:38Z

Apocalyptic Earthquake Headed for Seattle Stuck In Everett Traffic: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/02/apocalyptic-earthquake-headed-for-seattle-stuck-in-everett-traffic/

“Enough with the paintings of ships. Enough with the Romantic ...

2026-03-03T19:50:09Z

“Enough with the paintings of ships. Enough with the Romantic American landscapes. Enough with the proto-charcuterie board still lifes. We have plenty. And for the love of god, please stop adding portraits of random aristocrats with weird noses.”

The ‘Some of the Things’ bagel will still include a generous ...

2026-03-03T19:41:52Z

The ‘Some of the Things’ bagel will still include a generous sum of exactly 10 poppy and/or sesame seeds. Onion and salt flakes sold separately.

Reverse Art Thieves Won’t Stop Adding Paintings to Frye Art ...

2026-03-03T18:17:59Z

Reverse Art Thieves Won’t Stop Adding Paintings to Frye Art Museum: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/04/reverse-art-thieves-wont-stop-adding-paintings-to-frye-art-museum/

Scientists Discover World's Dumbest Person in West Seattle ...

2026-03-03T18:06:30Z

Scientists Discover World's Dumbest Person in West Seattle Blog Comments: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/04/scientists-discover-worlds-dumbest-person-in-west-seattle-blog-comments/

Local Plant Addict Just Signs Paycheck Over Directly to Swansons ...

2026-03-03T17:24:21Z

Local Plant Addict Just Signs Paycheck Over Directly to Swansons Nursery: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/10/local-man-just-signs-paycheck-over-directly-to-swansons-nursery/

Bird Watcher Caught Honestly Watching Birds: ...

2026-03-03T17:08:11Z

Bird Watcher Caught Honestly Watching Birds: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/02/bird-watcher-caught-honestly-watching-birds/

The ‘Some of the Things’ bagel will still include a generous ...

2026-03-03T16:32:44Z

The ‘Some of the Things’ bagel will still include a generous sum of 10 poppy and/or sesame seeds. Onion and salt flakes sold separately.

Tonight! Still time to sign up if you want to join.

2026-03-03T15:36:20Z

Tonight! Still time to sign up if you want to join.

Franz Debuts Budget-friendly ‘Some of the Things’ Bagels: ...

2026-03-03T15:18:07Z

Franz Debuts Budget-friendly ‘Some of the Things’ Bagels: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/03/franz-debuts-budget-friendly-some-of-the-things-bagels/

Emerald City Comic Con Introduces Discount Price Tier for ...

2026-03-03T06:24:39Z

Emerald City Comic Con Introduces Discount Price Tier for Polycules: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/19/emerald-city-comic-con-introduces-discount-price-tier-for-polycules/

Starts tomorrow - join us!

2026-03-02T20:58:28Z

Starts tomorrow - join us!

After sexist locker-room talk led to a contentious week between ...

2026-02-28T06:10:22Z

After sexist locker-room talk led to a contentious week between the US Men’s and Women’s Hockey teams, today the Women’s and Seattle Torrent Team Captain Hilary Knight said she has accepted an invitation to smooth things over by knocking the rest of Jack Hughes’ teeth out.

Hilary Knight Accepts Invitation to Knock Out Rest of Jack ...

2026-02-28T03:27:48Z

Hilary Knight Accepts Invitation to Knock Out Rest of Jack Hughes’ Teeth: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/17/hilary-knight-accepts-invitation-to-knock-out-rest-of-jack-hughes-teeth/

"Shutting down the surveillance state and protecting ...

2026-02-28T00:16:10Z

"Shutting down the surveillance state and protecting people’s privacy is important whether you were born here or not because no full-grown adult wants to be caught on camera doing bar crawls between Red Robin and Dave & Busters."

Sara Nelson Shows Hunts Point Mayor Hiding from ICE Protests How ...

2026-02-28T00:01:17Z

Sara Nelson Shows Hunts Point Mayor Hiding from ICE Protests How to Run Public Meeting from Secret Bunker: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/16/sara-nelson-shows-hunts-point-mayor-hiding-from-ice-protests-how-to-run-public-meeting-from-secret-bunker/

“We here in Lynnwood want to protect all of our undocumented ...

2026-02-27T04:01:38Z

“We here in Lynnwood want to protect all of our undocumented residents as well as those who want the fact that they had to live in Lynnwood for some reason to stay undocumented.”

Lynnwood Removes Flock Cameras to Protect Identities of People ...

2026-02-27T01:54:27Z

Lynnwood Removes Flock Cameras to Protect Identities of People Who Have to Live in Lynnwood: https://theneedling.com/2026/02/26/lynnwood-removes-flock-cameras-to-protect-identities-of-people-who-have-to-live-in-lynnwood/

Rapidly Aging 23-Year-Old Already Unsure Who Half of Capitol Hill ...

2026-02-26T00:48:45Z

Rapidly Aging 23-Year-Old Already Unsure Who Half of Capitol Hill Block Party Lineup Is: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/15/rapidly-aging-23-year-old-already-unsure-who-half-of-capitol-hill-block-party-lineup-is/

“If approved, a high school teacher who exceeded her expected ...

2026-02-26T00:07:04Z

“If approved, a high school teacher who exceeded her expected lifetime earnings by a mere 50,000% may be subject to it—and, if you ask me, that’s just not right.”

To put rumors to rest that he participated in Jeffrey Epstein’s ...

2026-02-25T23:51:11Z

To put rumors to rest that he participated in Jeffrey Epstein’s pedo ring, today Bill Gates admitted to Gates Foundation staffers that he only hung out with a man convicted of pimping children and charged with sex trafficking to have fun, light-hearted conversations with him and nothing else.

Bill Gates Clarifies He Only Hung Out with Child Sex Trafficker ...

2026-02-25T22:38:49Z

Bill Gates Clarifies He Only Hung Out with Child Sex Trafficker for Fun: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/14/bill-gates-clarifies-he-only-hung-out-with-child-sex-trafficker-for-fun/

"This is the second time I’ve woken up to go to the ...

2026-02-25T06:55:31Z

"This is the second time I’ve woken up to go to the bathroom and found him just staring at me. Then he asked if he could come into the bathroom with me, and at first I didn’t want that but he kept begging so I just let him do that too.”

Washington Considers Billionaire Axe: ...

2026-02-25T06:27:41Z

Washington Considers Billionaire Axe: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/13/washington-considers-billionaire-axe/

U.S. Men’s Hockey Team Wondering If Kash Patel Really Has to ...

2026-02-24T05:57:54Z

U.S. Men’s Hockey Team Wondering If Kash Patel Really Has to Keep Staring at Them While They Sleep Like That:
https://theneedling.com/2026/02/23/u-s-mens-hockey-team-wondering-if-kash-patel-really-has-to-keep-staring-at-them-while-they-sleep-like-that/

A group of local billionaires is feared dead today after the ...

2026-02-22T03:16:07Z

A group of local billionaires is feared dead today after the Millionaire Tax refugees’ raft was seen capsizing off the shores of Mercer Island.

Billionaires Missing, Presumed Dead After Raft Fleeing ...

2026-02-21T06:02:24Z

Billionaires Missing, Presumed Dead After Raft Fleeing Millionaire Tax Capsizes Off Mercer Island: https://theneedling.com/2026/02/20/billionaires-missing-presumed-dead-after-raft-fleeing-millionaire-tax-capsizes-off-mercer-island/

Mayor Wilson Opens Mind to Adding Surveillance Cameras After ...

2026-02-19T23:17:34Z

Mayor Wilson Opens Mind to Adding Surveillance Cameras After Hearing They Can Help Find Lost Dogs: https://theneedling.com/2026/02/19/mayor-wilson-opens-mind-to-adding-surveillance-cameras-after-hearing-they-can-help-find-lost-dogs/

Shortly after Jody Allen officially announced the Seahawks were ...

2026-02-19T04:13:47Z

Shortly after Jody Allen officially announced the Seahawks were up for sale today, cautiously optimistic Seattle sports fans waved forward the bidding process once it had immediately bound and gagged former Sonics owner and Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz.

K-Pod Yacht Hunters Chart with K-Pop Bop ‘Sunken’: ...

2026-02-14T04:06:43Z

K-Pod Yacht Hunters Chart with K-Pop Bop ‘Sunken’: https://theneedling.com/2026/02/13/k-pod-yacht-hunters-chart-with-k-pop-bop-sunken/

Overgrown thorned blackberry bushes magically receded as a ...

2026-02-09T23:28:35Z

Overgrown thorned blackberry bushes magically receded as a Skittle rainbow stretched over the city of Seattle today, confirming the Seahawks Super Bowl curse was broken overnight and Beast Mode had finally been avenged.

Skittle Rainbow Stretches Over Seattle as Curse Finally Broken, ...

2026-02-09T19:45:36Z

Skittle Rainbow Stretches Over Seattle as Curse Finally Broken, Beast Mode Avenged: https://theneedling.com/2026/02/09/skittle-rainbow-stretches-over-seattle-as-curse-finally-broken-beast-mode-avenged/

Contrary to long-held claims made by an infamous Interstate 82 ...

2026-02-06T23:14:30Z

Contrary to long-held claims made by an infamous Interstate 82 billboard, geographic experts at the prestigious Center for Obvious Studies shocked the world today when they announced there are actually exactly zero similarities between Palm Springs, Calif. and Yakima, Wash.

Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs: ...

2026-02-06T05:21:00Z

Research Shows Yakima Actually Nothing Like Palm Springs: https://theneedling.com/2026/01/02/research-shows-yakima-actually-nothing-like-palm-springs/

@nprofile…6r30 Rainier's actually moving into the ...

2025-12-12T07:24:49Z

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Mt. Rainier Suffers Seasonal Affective Disorder, Will Winter in ...

2025-12-12T06:31:35Z

Mt. Rainier Suffers Seasonal Affective Disorder, Will Winter in Tucson: https://theneedling.com/2025/11/06/mt-rainier-suffers-seasonal-affective-disorder-will-winter-in-tucson/

Seattle’s New Women’s Hockey Team Wins First Game, Speck on ...

2025-12-05T06:42:53Z

Seattle’s New Women’s Hockey Team Wins First Game, Speck on Seattle Times Sports Page: https://theneedling.com/2025/12/04/seattles-new-womens-hockey-team-wins-first-home-game-speck-on-seattle-times-sports-page/

Man Exploring London Renames Big Ben ‘Tahoma’ After Mountain ...

2025-11-21T22:41:28Z

Man Exploring London Renames Big Ben ‘Tahoma’ After Mountain 5,000 Miles Away Back Home: https://theneedling.com/2025/11/21/man-exploring-london-renames-big-ben-tahoma-after-mountain-5000-miles-away-back-home/

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2025-11-12T00:37:56Z

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ICYMI: https://theneedling.com/2025/10/31/harrell-argues-seattle-needs-mayor-who-can-afford-enough-childcare-to-forget-own-child-even-exists/

Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: ...

2025-11-12T00:26:08Z

Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: https://theneedling.com/2025/10/04/harrell-to-spend-more-time-with-most-of-his-family/

Mayor Harrell Announces Police Officers Will Recite Land ...

2025-10-13T19:46:11Z

Mayor Harrell Announces Police Officers Will Recite Land Acknowledgement Before Sweeping Homeless Native Americans on Indigenous Peoples’ Day: https://theneedling.com/2025/09/03/mayor-harrell-announces-police-officers-will-recite-land-acknowledgement-before-sweeping-homeless-native-americans-on-indigenous-peoples-day/

Masked ICE Agents Infiltrate Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride ...

2025-10-13T01:10:45Z

Masked ICE Agents Infiltrate Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride Protest: https://theneedling.com/2025/10/12/masked-ice-agents-infiltrate-portland-emergency-naked-bike-ride-protest/

World Mental Health Day Pushed Down and Ignored: ...

2025-10-11T02:47:41Z

World Mental Health Day Pushed Down and Ignored: https://theneedling.com/2025/08/05/world-mental-health-day-pushed-down-and-ignored/

Feminist Ally Tips Stripper With Democracy Vouchers: ...

2025-10-04T04:30:14Z

Feminist Ally Tips Stripper With Democracy Vouchers: https://theneedling.com/2025/08/20/feminist-ally-tips-stripper-with-democracy-vouchers/

National Guard Already Lost at Powell’s Books: ...

2025-09-30T03:37:02Z

National Guard Already Lost at Powell’s Books: https://theneedling.com/2025/08/18/national-guard-already-lost-at-powells-books/

Cool! New Half Mile of Bike Lane Funnels Cyclists Straight into ...

2025-08-26T05:40:21Z

Cool! New Half Mile of Bike Lane Funnels Cyclists Straight into Portal to Hell: https://theneedling.com/2025/07/27/cool-new-half-mile-of-bike-lane-funnels-cyclists-straight-into-portal-to-hell/

Seattleites Reiterate That Chris Pratt from Lake Stevens: ...

2025-08-19T00:43:39Z

Seattleites Reiterate That Chris Pratt from Lake Stevens: https://theneedling.com/2025/07/19/seattleites-reiterate-that-chris-pratt-from-lake-stevens/

Stuart Sloan Installs Periscope to Peep Over Court-ordered Denny ...

2025-08-16T03:19:57Z

Stuart Sloan Installs Periscope to Peep Over Court-ordered Denny Blaine Nudity Wall: https://theneedling.com/2025/08/15/stuart-sloan-installs-periscope-to-peep-over-court-ordered-denny-blaine-nudity-wall/

Bruce Harrell Quietly Changes LinkedIn Profile to Open to Work: ...

2025-08-15T05:13:51Z

Bruce Harrell Quietly Changes LinkedIn Profile to Open to Work:
https://theneedling.com/2025/07/17/bruce-harrell-quietly-changes-linkedin-profile-to-open-to-work/

Trump Takes Over SPD, No One Notices: ...

2025-08-14T05:15:12Z

Trump Takes Over SPD, No One Notices: https://theneedling.com/2025/08/13/trump-takes-over-spd-no-one-notices/

Katie Wilson Assures Bruce Harrell She Just Wants the Seattle ...

2025-08-09T05:11:03Z

Katie Wilson Assures Bruce Harrell She Just Wants the Seattle Mayor’s Office, Not Parking Spot: https://theneedling.com/2025/08/08/katie-wilson-assures-bruce-harrell-she-just-wants-the-seattle-mayors-office-not-parking-spot/

Sen. Maria Cantwell Wishes All the Best for Palestinians She’s ...

2025-08-01T20:01:43Z

Sen. Maria Cantwell Wishes All the Best for Palestinians She’s Approved Funding to Kill: https://theneedling.com/2025/06/27/sen-maria-cantwell-wishes-all-the-best-for-palestinians-shes-approved-funding-to-kill/

Trump Adds Insult to Injury as He Reboots ‘Strangers with ...

2025-07-21T22:57:28Z

Trump Adds Insult to Injury as He Reboots ‘Strangers with Candy’ without Stephen Colbert: https://theneedling.com/2025/05/30/trump-adds-insult-to-injury-as-he-reboots-strangers-with-candy-without-stephen-colbert/

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2025-07-15T04:49:09Z

https://theneedling.com/2025/07/14/desperate-bruce-harrell-shows-progressive-bona-fides-at-denny-blaine-nude-beach/

Geologists: Mount Rainier Will Not Erupt During Your Lifetime, ...

2025-07-09T03:02:13Z

Geologists: Mount Rainier Will Not Erupt During Your Lifetime, with Possible Exception of Very End: https://theneedling.com/2025/06/01/geologists-mount-rainier-will-not-erupt-during-your-lifetime-with-possible-exception-of-very-end/

Man Celebrates American Independence with Fireworks Only Made in ...

2025-07-05T05:18:43Z

Man Celebrates American Independence with Fireworks Only Made in China: https://theneedling.com/2025/05/30/mans-favorite-way-to-celebrate-american-independence-is-fireworks-only-made-in-china/

‘But Refusing to Tax Billionaires Is My Thing,’ Says ...

2025-07-04T05:01:44Z

‘But Refusing to Tax Billionaires Is My Thing,’ Says Inconsolable Governor Bob Ferguson: https://theneedling.com/2025/07/03/but-refusing-to-tax-billionaires-is-my-thing-says-inconsolable-governor-bob-ferguson/

Enumclaw Bar Protests Seattle PrideFest with HorseFest: ...

2025-06-29T17:17:18Z

Enumclaw Bar Protests Seattle PrideFest with HorseFest: https://theneedling.com/2025/05/14/enumclaw-bar-protests-seattle-pridefest-with-horsefest/

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2025-06-24T05:30:27Z

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Bruce Harrell Endorsers Encouraged to Blink Twice If They Need ...

2025-06-24T05:21:45Z

Bruce Harrell Endorsers Encouraged to Blink Twice If They Need Help: https://theneedling.com/2025/05/26/bruce-harrell-endorsers-encouraged-to-blink-twice-if-they-need-help/

Nice! Blue State Governor Who Isn’t Going to End Slavery in ...

2025-06-20T05:45:03Z

Nice! Blue State Governor Who Isn’t Going to End Slavery in Prisons Celebrates Juneteenth:
https://theneedling.com/2025/05/21/nice-blue-state-governor-who-isnt-going-to-end-slavery-in-prisons-celebrates-juneteenth/

Nation Agrees Your Tiny, One-Road Country Town Definitely The One ...

2025-06-17T15:50:29Z

Nation Agrees Your Tiny, One-Road Country Town Definitely The One Getting Nuked by Iran: https://theneedling.com/2025/05/19/nation-agrees-your-tiny-one-road-country-town-definitely-the-one-getting-nuked-by-iran/

Lawn Care Daddy Edges Grass to Perfection: ...

2025-06-15T14:33:09Z

Lawn Care Daddy Edges Grass to Perfection:
https://theneedling.com/2025/05/18/lawn-care-daddy-edges-grass-to-perfection/

‘I’ll Go to Jail to Protect Seattle,’ Says Seattle Police ...

2025-06-11T04:33:13Z

‘I’ll Go to Jail to Protect Seattle,’ Says Seattle Police Chief Arresting Self: https://theneedling.com/2025/06/10/ill-go-to-jail-to-protect-seattle-says-seattle-police-chief-arresting-self/

Pfizer to Release New Breakthrough Depression Medication Called ...

2025-04-17T00:25:27Z

Pfizer to Release New Breakthrough Depression Medication Called Money: https://theneedling.com/2025/02/03/pfizer-to-release-new-breakthrough-depression-medication-called-money/

Dodger Shakes Hands with Kershaw: ...

2025-04-07T18:57:08Z

Dodger Shakes Hands with Kershaw: https://theneedling.com/2025/02/02/dodger-shakes-hands-with-kershaw/

Seattleite Emerges from Winter Cocoon as Anti-Social Butterfly: ...

2025-04-04T16:25:23Z

Seattleite Emerges from Winter Cocoon as Anti-Social Butterfly: https://theneedling.com/2025/04/04/seattleite-emerges-from-winter-cocoon-as-anti-social-butterfly/

Kraken Mascot Fired After Reminding Mariners Fans Who Had the ...

2025-04-04T05:18:39Z

Kraken Mascot Fired After Reminding Mariners Fans Who Had the Blue Corndog First: https://theneedling.com/2025/02/01/kraken-mascot-fired-after-reminding-mariners-fans-who-had-the-blue-corndog-first/

Microsoft Admits Its AI Is Just Clippy on Shrooms: ...

2025-04-03T04:15:30Z

Microsoft Admits Its AI Is Just Clippy on Shrooms: https://theneedling.com/2025/04/02/microsoft-admits-its-ai-is-just-clippy-on-shrooms/

Never change, Google AI Overview, never change. 🙏 ...

2025-04-02T01:40:15Z

Never change, Google AI Overview, never change. 🙏

Jordan Peterson Bursts into Tears, Cancels Climate Pledge Show ...

2025-03-30T21:33:52Z

Jordan Peterson Bursts into Tears, Cancels Climate Pledge Show After Seeing Female-Dominated Workplace: https://theneedling.com/2025/03/30/jordan-peterson-bursts-into-tears-cancels-climate-pledge-show-after-seeing-female-dominated-workplace/

Local Idiot Thinks SoDo Has Always Meant ‘South Of Downtown’: ...

2025-03-27T04:09:35Z

Local Idiot Thinks SoDo Has Always Meant ‘South Of Downtown’: https://theneedling.com/2025/01/25/local-idiot-thinks-sodo-has-always-meant-south-of-downtown/

Want to learn how to report real fake news yourself? Join The ...

2025-03-23T22:21:03Z

Want to learn how to report real fake news yourself?

Join The Needling's Real Fake Newsroom Workshop to learn how to write up real fake news scoops with real fake news colleagues: https://theneedling.com/2024/10/30/the-needling-in-person-real-fake-newsroom-workshop/

Parks Dept. Says Cybertruck Fires Must Be Put Out By 10 p.m.: ...

2025-03-19T02:20:36Z

Parks Dept. Says Cybertruck Fires Must Be Put Out By 10 p.m.: https://theneedling.com/2025/03/18/parks-dept-says-cybertruck-fires-must-be-put-out-by-10-p-m/

No One Knows If Capitol Hill Block Party Lineup Good Except This ...

2025-03-18T23:26:28Z

No One Knows If Capitol Hill Block Party Lineup Good Except This Chick We Didn’t Feel Cool Enough to Ask: https://theneedling.com/2025/03/18/no-one-knows-if-capitol-hill-block-party-lineup-good-except-this-chick-we-didnt-feel-cool-enough-to-ask/

Op-ed: Californians Need to Go Back Where They Came From (Except ...

2025-03-18T18:37:35Z

Op-ed: Californians Need to Go Back Where They Came From (Except for Eddie Vedder—He’s One of the Good Ones): https://theneedling.com/2025/01/16/op-ed-californians-need-to-go-back-where-they-came-from-except-for-eddie-vedder-hes-one-of-the-good-ones/

One spot left! ...

2025-03-18T18:03:02Z

One spot left! https://theneedling.com/2024/08/01/the-needlings-online-real-fake-newsroom-workshop/