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Not only does he und... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/26/pope-leo-understands-sin-and-cos/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/26/pope-leo-understands-sin-and-cos/</a> 2026-06-06T00:26:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxhfwfn7v23v9pfkgwg8rqc4sev8gw5wdtm52hyc7anaxk2ck9a0szyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvh7aay6 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/ee53c7a993693a8e0e06ec3d19bad89fab778dc5f84abb845d5ff578725332f5.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Romeo and Juliet — the blinking white guy breakdown<br/><br/>The blinking white guy meme, but make it Shakespeare. 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He’d conquer... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/what-the-ottoman-empire-saw-pulling-up-to-ankara-in-1402/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/what-the-ottoman-empire-saw-pulling-up-to-ankara-in-1402/</a> 2026-06-05T16:22:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspu5dep3jx30kjgkpjxan8667h0rsyqxkgj5ppmc6f4vrmj8emp9qzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvrkmrlz ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/e244af9800eadf791b0145a779444cf6b422d17287d94e66516d0095b60bc8cc.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Bronze Age Civilizations vs Some Dudes with Boats<br/><br/>Bronze Age Civilizations: built writing, international trade, great cities, massive populations. A sophisticated interconnected world spanning from Greece to Egypt to Mesopotamia. The Late Bronze Age ... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/bronze-age-civilizations-vs-some-dudes-with-boats/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/bronze-age-civilizations-vs-some-dudes-with-boats/</a> 2026-06-05T12:11:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvus2sreuhzsx8p8ssyft2papp7r26wwr0trsjqdsl39u40rul9vqzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatveapqht ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/81af8ae7002ecdbb6433086db1b3b75fac1eec84a4587a3a25a00ead2992dc6d.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Britain finally paid off Napoleonic War debt in 1913<br/><br/>Britain finally paying off its Napoleonic Wars debt in 1913 — after over 100 years of instalments, consols, and fiscal responsibility. Some Serb shooting an Austrian man in 1914 — and the entire world... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/britain-finally-paid-off-napoleonic-war-debt-in-1913/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/britain-finally-paid-off-napoleonic-war-debt-in-1913/</a> 2026-06-05T08:10:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrzukmww9cpf9fa8y5pf9zpmsng04l93vlm6scmv7yvjac566k8sszyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvt0mdqh ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/a776eb21e8fd87ad6c6cb3864dc4b3cce2f3f56e14e1f1bd9971998d5b7eea17.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Are Ya Winning Son Sisyphus<br/><br/>The &#34;Are ya winning, son?&#34; dad meme meets the eternal struggle of Sisyphus. Dad walks in to check on his son, but instead of a video game — it’s the endless boulder. Sisyphus, condemned by Zeus to pus... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/are-ya-winning-son-sisyphus/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/are-ya-winning-son-sisyphus/</a> 2026-06-05T04:03:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrdl96p00lcg9qvdgtek6p5ra08jf3pppjqs7h0ptr9sxf20cudnczyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatv8duyrj ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/2f9f00f2bedbaca7fe958c40bc365be6d70df5a246b509896e74a09844d3dcba.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Ancient Greeks invented greentext<br/><br/>The earliest known papyrus recording of Plato’s dialogue with the mathematician Theaetetus shows that Socrates’ quotes were indicated by &#34;&gt;&#34; to the left of each quotation. Ancient Greeks invented gree... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/ancient-greeks-invented-greentext/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/ancient-greeks-invented-greentext/</a> 2026-06-05T00:01:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyg9qkys92mu6cam7wzqkvygrnp3c024vcww3kcgjlxnqusgkj44qzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvkr8zml ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/2f9f00f2bedbaca7fe958c40bc365be6d70df5a246b509896e74a09844d3dcba.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Ancient Greeks invented greentext<br/><br/>The earliest known papyrus recording of Plato’s dialogue with the mathematician Theaetetus shows that Socrates’ quotes were indicated by &#34;&gt;&#34; to the left of each quotation. Ancient Greeks invented gree... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/ancient-greeks-invented-greentext/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/ancient-greeks-invented-greentext/</a> 2026-06-04T20:00:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsra74c99seuxl77mduqkv5lxxfcgwjfnk0gt8kxxyla9uawrm4x2czyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvrjfqjm ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/2f9f00f2bedbaca7fe958c40bc365be6d70df5a246b509896e74a09844d3dcba.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Ancient Greeks invented greentext<br/><br/>The earliest known papyrus recording of Plato’s dialogue with the mathematician Theaetetus shows that Socrates’ quotes were indicated by &#34;&gt;&#34; to the left of each quotation. Ancient Greeks invented gree... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/ancient-greeks-invented-greentext/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/ancient-greeks-invented-greentext/</a> 2026-06-04T15:59:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqv2uet3w0wecdp02ksutlhn8gg47uqzy5am3xxt96ztldeghj39czyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvwdxdcg ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/fad47e97667811f27a5ed01ca4c56ca5e31ff35414c8a5a464722be55c0ef491.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Alexander the Great or Napoleon Caesar<br/><br/>The classic Henry Cavill interview format — &#34;PlayStation or Xbox?&#34; &#34;PC.&#34; — reimagined for history nerds. Interviewer: &#34;Alexander the Great or Napoleon?&#34;Cavill: &#34;Caesar.&#34; The Witcher himself rejects bo... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/alexander-the-great-or-napoleon-caesar/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/27/alexander-the-great-or-napoleon-caesar/</a> 2026-06-04T11:57:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ncp0fxet7dqlzv2vxc4fn2mz5f7h7fzy4lg9nksf4gj2n5883hqzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvxua0cm ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/528eb1d2679861943fa073dee459f55426dc01ee780c24aab639015050bb3703.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Zeus is having a kid with his wife<br/><br/>Birth announcement for Ares, Greek God of War: &#34;Hey, did you hear Zeus is expecting another kid?&#34;&#34;Big deal. Who with this time?&#34;&#34;His wife.&#34;incredulous spitting out drink noises The punchline works bec... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/zeus-is-having-a-kid-with-his-wife/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/zeus-is-having-a-kid-with-his-wife/</a> 2026-06-04T07:40:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw30damp7w672fmdkmr74rtva4rfq67etdgzj7j2rs8eq8j2ce40qzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatv4d0vyq ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/2166e3e748d7319d27b6ae53ee769dd9f0d38c7d24de869a3d11b9fd8ae81f48.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Caesar in his 30s comparing himself to Alexander<br/><br/>Other people in their 30s: &#34;Let’s invest into our new home.&#34; Caesar in his 30s: &#34;At my age, you had achieved so much more. 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Yes, Julius Caesar. Yes, Caesar salad. No, they have... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/historians-shocking-discovery-caesar-hated-salad/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/historians-shocking-discovery-caesar-hated-salad/</a> 2026-06-03T18:37:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqugv3p0274tmlzrwsme2c66dvz34cry7zlqn32hj3geqkns3n45czyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvmpswml ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/ecac4366d3ec7e9293b2b65e6b4c50f094248cce3a23c433512f95f2f0f65179.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Paleontologist Having the Best Day at a Dinosaur Funeral<br/><br/>Dinosaurs died horribly millions of years ago → someone has to dig them up and study them → paleontologists exist → paleontologists love that dinosaurs died because it literally pays their bills. The ... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/paleontologist-having-the-best-day-at-a-dinosaur-funeral/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/paleontologist-having-the-best-day-at-a-dinosaur-funeral/</a> 2026-06-03T14:24:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqlxf7x746dqwpp0aylanfmeazah7y5tqk85fz6qnq2n2y0vumvxszyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatv5fpjt5 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/706efa87c90d16412fae28ce1feff66bbbce3c3bdf11c51fb1ef45f70c235480.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Paleontologist Having the Best Day at a Dinosaur Funeral<br/><br/>Dinosaurs died horribly millions of years ago → someone has to dig them up and study them → paleontologists exist → paleontologists love that dinosaurs died because it literally pays their bills. The ... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/paleontologist-having-the-best-day-at-a-dinosaur-funeral/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/paleontologist-having-the-best-day-at-a-dinosaur-funeral/</a> 2026-06-03T10:23:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvemtpsemhl3ux8gu63gqgjzd3mulr29sgjs450rn3fle5lspwnpszyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvl5yjuh ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/73a9d8039797806ffab7425601562cfcd8c75b5d72c6943bba31120e0dd8b629.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Sisyphus FM — The Home of Non-Stop Rock<br/><br/>Greek mythology meets classic rock radio formatting — this is peak mythology humor. Sisyphus, the king condemned by the gods to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity, finally gets his own radio statio... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/sisyphus-fm-the-home-of-non-stop-rock/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/sisyphus-fm-the-home-of-non-stop-rock/</a> 2026-06-03T06:21:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsph9x3nepusyruxy0aqr48zk8uqd2egjvq0jpd6cn9dsv2jqzfv3qzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvmhy7xq ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/2032b62e3b181fda4c6d1bf4bd436cb8e597771f7c870960cd9d1a3fac10aaec.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 RIP Thomas Edison You Would Have Loved Mountain Dew Voltage<br/><br/>Corporate brand banter meets historical accuracy. Mountain Dew kicks it off with the classic &#34;RIP [historical figure] you would have loved [modern product]&#34; format — pairing Thomas Edison with their V... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/rip-thomas-edison-you-would-have-loved-mountain-dew-voltage/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/28/rip-thomas-edison-you-would-have-loved-mountain-dew-voltage/</a> 2026-06-03T02:20:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs20jvdz82qu2wk3m0pc2xpjtsvly5w6n9yyqzekmm96l6tdxx98kgzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvrv4az7 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/22c814dac1054ac20410941dce672f25af153d0d23c94301d3bb73e6ebefa41b.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead — Famous Last Words<br/><br/>The classic burnout anthem meets its mythological punchline. &#34;I’ll sleep when I’m dead&#34; — a phrase every overworked person has said at least once. But this Safely Endangered comic takes it literally, ... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/29/ill-sleep-when-im-dead-famous-last-words/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/29/ill-sleep-when-im-dead-famous-last-words/</a> 2026-06-02T22:18:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyhlkpjuggad7m4h3ga92sm4c57e3ud0fgvpu693qpdw4c4248qkszyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvzyf5wx ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/3f60c2a19880b4681c8991b2d11c25b7b5935eeb115d22c70f4cc3305a03e286.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Me and the Boys Thinking About Thinking<br/><br/>The most meta thing you’ll see today. Five ancient Greek philosophers gathered in a sunlit academy garden, draped in himations, deep in contemplation — and the caption cuts right to the core of what t... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/29/me-and-the-boys-thinking-about-thinking/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/29/me-and-the-boys-thinking-about-thinking/</a> 2026-06-02T18:16:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd5lq0jvp72e2hzc88szfpnz0j4agc4aw4r6jphh0xdvkagfxs5fqzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatv7cx0su ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/cc6b2a8738484c21bf34fe52b80d931b4ba4d17285da47aadc1e25bbfcbc81a2.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Socrates chose the harder path: annoying politicians over domestic bliss<br/><br/>Behold, the Gadfly of Athens in his natural habitat. While Xanthippe and the kids are out here offering burgers and stability, Socrates is locked in — ignoring the nags about being a good husband and ... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/29/socrates-chose-the-harder-path-annoying-politicians-over-domestic-bliss/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/29/socrates-chose-the-harder-path-annoying-politicians-over-domestic-bliss/</a> 2026-06-02T14:00:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszkgd70vv9v00n9zz424lnljjwlmplyzunz2k89ap4tyapsfnfc9czyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvzmhrqz ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/958f9f900c9dbe6b6ad2068c753d1d10234572a4e03a67f6142304ab577e7eb7.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 &amp;#8220;You go to certain death.&amp;#8221; &amp;#8220;All death is certain.&amp;#8221; — Stoicism before the charge<br/><br/>The heaviest line in Kingdom of Heaven, and it hits every time. Top panel: Balian’s squire staring down a Crusader army, seeing only the arrow that has his name on it. “You go to certain death.” The r... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/29/you-go-to-certain-death-all-death-is-certain-stoicism-before-the-charge/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/29/you-go-to-certain-death-all-death-is-certain-stoicism-before-the-charge/</a> 2026-06-02T09:59:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd2ckqrv57stwczyp7mjv82jgw4ehpk5tc55arrmpeam0tkc5gnsqzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatv86atfu ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/f470296d2230e3f7848b7d5a12e9d4fbeebaae610055a03f263e391553d8d5dc.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Vlad the Impaler: 50,000 reasons your &amp;#8220;Dracula&amp;#8221; Halloween costume missed the point<br/><br/>The duality of Vlad III, Voivode of Wallachia. Left side: the man himself. Ambras Castle portrait, 16th century. Pearled princely cap, scepter in hand, mustache curled like he knows something you don’... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/29/vlad-the-impaler-50000-reasons-your-dracula-halloween-costume-missed-the-point/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/29/vlad-the-impaler-50000-reasons-your-dracula-halloween-costume-missed-the-point/</a> 2026-06-02T05:58:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd3r9kr9e0jpg5902p33juhh4kwckrz9jwth2rlvpy90zl44p2tuczyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvym7g96 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/3ef920bef672ef106457b9549b520a01be8e8145b070266ec3219716df8fa643.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Ancient Greeks had terrible naming sense<br/><br/>Gorgocutie says: Someone at a Troy screening really groaned &#34;Oh, he gets hit in his ACHILLES heel? COME ON&#34; as if the Iliad wasn’t the one that coined the term. Brooks Otterlake’s follow-up is the per... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/30/ancient-greeks-had-terrible-naming-sense/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/30/ancient-greeks-had-terrible-naming-sense/</a> 2026-06-02T01:56:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspqp4732rpgt0l5r09jx06k6k24nv0cvxt5d7xf6fxj5vvfjyk67gzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvjcdudu ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/57ce3c5f72255747d1533179f0a99edb727f2aef6bc76d1c20eb48dd2039401b.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Bro There Is No Hoes Here<br/><br/>Gorgocutie says: My guy really showed up to the Battle of Manzikert in 1071 expecting to pull and got hit with the reality check of the century. Romanus IV Diogenes led 40,000 Byzantine troops straigh... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/30/bro-there-is-no-hoes-here/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/30/bro-there-is-no-hoes-here/</a> 2026-06-01T21:54:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyntz4rhhy7m652q6v6du5g2gpv3n5890yhrfd2teware7cymcy3czyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatv2ua5e2 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/6614fe16841a8901348246787225f21d8c6b681732a313ebaeac50bdaac067d2.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Perseus Is A Terrible Detective<br/><br/>Gorgocutie says: My guy Perseus is out here nailing &#34;Have You Seen Me?&#34; posters for Medusa while casually strolling past a whole courtyard of stone statues. The dramatic irony is off the charts — ever... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/30/perseus-is-a-terrible-detective/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/30/perseus-is-a-terrible-detective/</a> 2026-06-01T17:52:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx3petmjlxta9fwkxlprz00997k2emrwhdxgayq4e3d5qqlsrhx9qzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvzhpydk ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/4441ad234b2d3f0a6977c6bff1342f6e57aa810182bdcd06e829dc31ed28b9c1.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>📜 Caligula Was A Good Emperor<br/><br/>Gorgocutie says: Crime documentary format meets Roman history, and it fits way too well. Caligula started his reign in 37 AD as a popular, reform-minded ruler — freed political prisoners, ended treaso... <a href="https://9gods.org/2026/05/31/caligula-was-a-good-emperor/">https://9gods.org/2026/05/31/caligula-was-a-good-emperor/</a> 2026-06-01T13:50:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgvcqk5z9af00fuca00mwfcywykgqpj0qr07n0jmhyfkzxj48gt0gzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvf4rvux ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/6fedc695e922c9db2493b5e12bb7c2fb11a2ac18ec6e21435066135c9739d9a1.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>So disgusting, show me 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-06-01T07:41:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst5zcjmwldkv2vc7z3allascu70gw9g8wnv43hjucczgepazv08hczyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatve0mjux ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/8ef274bd21294f563b751b7eda909e1db516c76a42b6458b067f07c1d54fdc57.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>He killed his dad, they got married that day, what more can I say 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-06-01T03:15:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsflzrhxszzcsmr3zr4khe4twcyfwmsu2262tlevc06pm7rtamqq3qzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvpnv0ls ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/2503fb52561d86bface934ae9f243477cd6f415aa547105082faeb9cb0a6a981.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Habsburg jungle 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-31T19:03:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgv8n9gyhtmlnhtmdsxahktnq6akux7qr5r2f50yea4r7ullagehgzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvqss8s2 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/0dd8f9a12e95b8b4f308fa2b82b1845d18f392fe524e5af0f63d2ad8364f64ab.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Corgi fairy mount 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-30T19:03:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdc7jzt0p9nsykc9vasafu94ap7ydsf8ec779y4srug0p3vsxl6lszyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvs82mly ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/c6776daebdcc54b5d453984723ca0e215b5a906607b84129e5caf0c362ef8627.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Zeus&amp;#39;s Jolly Bonking 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-30T15:01:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr8y3mg5vfkrtvpnl2xtwwjptgc7xf7juzqjy4xm9qfj6f0rndjuszyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvda2smq ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/ae38a37f5a10c955bc11f78c41e705e7a90ccd39ceec2fc446d885eaf4ec0734.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>They see me Rollin they amen 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-30T11:04:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdqewrz9wc2c38afkklrxwzwpwndapz8m3qdr58zv64u5t0s2guagzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvlsty0g ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/104f7472fee2d0881d46688d2ea75881e628292e22125a0268de761713699cc2.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>If the tits are legit, you must acquit 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-30T07:15:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8eevfvhmpzzxcjttzxmktgzhfgue6l26ve0npc8re09drgx6q5uszyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvpm0z97 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/0ed496c79e27158dcb83f7dffe4342f03c55203e5e6cc9cacbac41c6161040db.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Code or Hammurabi 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-30T03:05:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8y8deae0xfqh7rwjw8mcvjt4s4n6j5rgje673qax6mmu0msxq6mgzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvfzvyph ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/ac296901611f0a619c56d3c76a03fdb0a7fdb4f32ddc11c6d347957a8ed9c187.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Man, the details on these are nuts 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-29T19:04:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrfkhk28ttu9k8s24gpevrlehhhg9cr5yrhwe8rp25cky30vx4hpczyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvrff4sl ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/7146005db35aa8c810e3c8de9ecd5a94cab5217ffad10828ee7e3918c8b2a59a.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Anu-bass 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-29T15:17:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg0gdynqwhfgwfrlpa3q4r6rjfkf595x9upamjxenxxqj8y6hacyszyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatv4gqlxn ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/904114c246c864b3a53f2c98da39b894ac4beff97329842f79d4457dff384139.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Easter is next week 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-29T11:03:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsty2xrlx5hhay7hh872zwu5kfclz6zqeuux33fgg9v8sk8rq65rjqzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvyz768z ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/2a89ff425c9b51b4046bc703e1cd3d3c023a5e986399506800662487e813d347.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>That&amp;#39;s funny. High V 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-29T07:12:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfa60gam2xyqkrg7jj4c3mqhgy6y86l40vassqdt0sq54msmren3gzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvlxeq22 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/8c485f1afe3a610d49cf253e2f60d94ff66af8ba528284b140be1fbe983521d7.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>No they were dogholic 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-29T03:15:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs27r5sp5ms7y0mrmkka3zl7vuu55vmyhjp7ymhuwdgaksysxkz4uqzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatv95wjfl ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/0631ee4f299f8cce6224cca39fcfc897fb7f8c6f8f984b875ec4e73bc1ccdc45.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Rejoice! Mortal. For I have decreed that we shall BANG 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-28T19:27:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq755psnlvadd8qhge45rd6h86esu42hfkpzkvrt034guyd6y0atqzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvygq24s ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/68c29c0e2b5f2b962f80c03336003bd0e275edcfafdde1998579de72c50976da.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>&amp;#34;Makes them wet as October.&amp;#34; - Titus Pullo 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-28T15:01:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2awt6lzwg047v3kmv7yjenjmqstk0ycp9fg5xl5dv3mjnt9575cgzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvt9v6fv ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/9b2500b993c06b05b7235f7566679e9ca7ef0780ca99baf2e45b7e40061a8fd5.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Baphomet sure can Baal 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-28T11:09:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0cjt5lehld0j667ps78yn9z3yp3eclpk7esh8pkfelxypyte0zggzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvw6cl9f ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/153553a28b66f25742b3a3c1a3c84a0817615d8c2145a9c1c7f80669ed692c9c.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>that must have made them very cross! 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-28T07:03:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdekzd5ldxmlyspqjew8f6jykr3lcr8gfh93h8k3euk7fathfee0gzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatv8r72v5 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/0d9f64e6a02f47820f7d28c57620a8adf5dfa4ca97a4ec0ea2768272edc509f6.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Well yeah, obviously it serves fission chips 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-28T03:13:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8klqytnjdg9v7sq9gfgpc4l306fg83vgaxxq6fcazkphsug5derszyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvdrts6h ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/e91a54ba28c188965d30f6d2187be10c8ced1f4420d75540f8ec2d7a69c9bd24.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Apocalypse horseman detected 😼 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-27T19:05:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxhmgywl8qfjxdztmyqx7amzrctxj9afe2qvqcfac3qrmvd08vvrqzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvlnffn5 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/f51ceef0deb131a261921fbc4549764f49823f0a598211364a4cda248582b39d.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Oops, she did it (with Caesar) again 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-27T15:01:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrh2pvz0wj95053n0udxfuumvfsqx734c2w8ue9qy2x4g04c8tp9gzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvjd0p9e ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/847d6e162989a9cc5550e714d3d13b77f6c7bd35b7d2d6dc517666b79990dc61.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Most of what we know of Socratrees is from the writings of his student, Planto. 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-27T11:04:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdzja33rrfgsekqnrv25sw9d89e0rh0a760drxqswgrxyj377k7cszyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatv8hzwrf ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/9a03c64885f45de249294bcf0e096c0de2883188f15f51ae0b771511b81d25b8.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>He must be on knight shift 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-27T03:03:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr0cdaunu05dnsfttsnellm6n7hqrrz7n3xt0us058y3jhcn7j9pgzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvxnv6j2 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/640899cadf998a4b0ea31813c7a4a888e969fde54033f2344d9a00148b176a2b.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Always remember what you’re truly worth 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-26T19:14:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswt80wl3ymen9s3m3r9x75ny0273qlhcgpyuhngwgtmcyjy09zwqgzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvgqfkhe ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/1ce3284b1c110c54562887ae352b48b7216b7d04689a0cb0bd30d5b9a5299e30.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Odin is always on a side quest 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-26T15:12:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxgzhgmhchx4gm97urx5pwmjqvxp5e52yywlxh8yguj7ekusmpugszyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvftmqd2 ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/265151e678cbee1cc2583bb8274fa88979c71b09fe45ffc3159e6b754c6409e4.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>My snakes are up here! 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-26T11:04:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszplzausvqzmy4l3gg28naff44adgy2pxzepenr5hdzmwcucuk8mqzyrn6ekq48qurkujslqag32sq3vvh5e04esh5937w43zuc3qwuaatvwe9p9p ![video](<video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://blossom.primal.net/3d283aeb9ec2068d7a158e8486b3241ab88274e785bedeab9f42ab7916735dbd.mp4"></video>)<br/><br/>Sphinxy 😂 #9gods #mythology #historymemes #gorgocutie 2026-05-26T07:13:47Z 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