Nostr notes by archer

Ugh! I gotta watch Murderbot again! So good!

2026-05-15T09:07:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…muqf
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Ugh! I gotta watch Murderbot again! So good!

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2026-05-10T00:47:24Z

Thor is a Disney princess movie for boys

Shane’s mother when he explains he and Ilya hadn’t been in ...

2026-01-04T04:27:35Z

Shane’s mother when he explains he and Ilya hadn’t been in love since before their rookie season but were, as Ilya puts it, “lovers”:

🤨🤨🧐🧐😮🫢🫠🫠

RE: https://mastodon.social/@kagihq/115611247930374589 Sorry, but ...

2025-12-17T05:27:40Z

RE: https://mastodon.social/@kagihq/115611247930374589

Sorry, but that’s a butthole

quoting
note1vcz…9nus

After six years of relentless development, Orion for MacOS 1.0 is here! Read the full announcement: https://blog.kagi.com/orion

Also: Orion for Linux is currently in Alpha, and Orion for Windows has officially started development with a target launch for late 2026.

Orion also has a dedicated website now: https://orionbrowser.com

#Kagi #Orion #Browser #Linux #MacOS #Windows

In the new stranger things the characters use “Needing to check ...

2025-12-02T08:46:26Z

In the new stranger things the characters use “Needing to check the Flux Capacitor” as an excuse to get away from Winona Ryder

This is KnittingBee (npub1rlh…30ca)’s understanding of a Flux Capacitor

What’s your most hated #Youtube element? I’ll go first, this ...

2025-11-30T23:31:46Z

What’s your most hated #Youtube element?

I’ll go first, this useless fucking button

What are some good work Christmas party activities you’ve ...

2025-11-28T06:58:46Z

What are some good work Christmas party activities you’ve done?!

GM wants to go the the races and we’re trying to stamp that out

what do you host your blog with?

2025-11-23T20:22:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…muhu
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what do you host your blog with?

I use a Mac Pro 2013 to run my homelab stuff and I have it ...

2025-11-23T00:19:27Z

I use a Mac Pro 2013 to run my homelab stuff and I have it running macOS still because I’m an idiot.

Would you recommend using VMWare Fusion or VirtualBox for VM management?

I find this thing can be more sluggish than I’d expect for something with a high end Xenon and 64GB of RAM

#selfhosting #macpro #virtualization #homelab

My AirPods Max stopped working ...

2025-11-20T03:31:05Z

My AirPods Max stopped working

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2025-10-30T07:16:20Z

This toot was brought to you by SurfShark VPN

Everyone always goes on about things making them more productive ...

2025-10-30T05:52:30Z

Everyone always goes on about things making them more productive and enabling more productivity.

I want to be less productive!

I think Garmin users may be juicing Hi X Because you purchased ...

2025-10-16T21:46:09Z

I think Garmin users may be juicing

Hi X
Because you purchased the USB Charger Charging Dock Cable For Garmin Vivoactive 4 3 Forerunner Fenix 7 6 5, we also recommend these:
- Vivva 200pcs 75% Medi Alcohol Wipes Swabs
- Drinkcraft Salted Caramel Shots (4X30ML)
- BD Ultra-Fine Insulin Syringe 0.5mL 29G
- Livingstone Hypodermic Needles, 25G (0.5mm)

Boys & Boxes ...

2025-09-26T05:32:56Z

Boys & Boxes

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2025-09-08T00:26:51Z

I'm here, I’m queer, I eat ass on business trips!

Yeah it’s a bit of a rort, but on the bright side you can keep ...

2025-08-18T23:21:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…eeec
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Yeah it’s a bit of a rort, but on the bright side you can keep that fob for ever and if you cancel and rejoin you can retain the fob.

Also all the gyms now support Apple Wallet entry, which rubs me all the right ways

Lock it in Eddie!

2025-08-18T22:53:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…n8w8
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Lock it in Eddie!

(For the record, I’m taking the piss)

2025-08-15T11:08:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…qkzq
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(For the record, I’m taking the piss)

If AI art isn’t art, then what’s this? Checkmate atheists ...

2025-08-15T11:08:14Z

If AI art isn’t art, then what’s this?

Checkmate atheists

you’re right I should just put my savings in offset

2025-08-11T07:46:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…7eg5
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you’re right I should just put my savings in offset

Been here is Oct 2018 and I’m honestly thinking of leaving

2025-08-11T07:25:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…xykn
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Been here is Oct 2018 and I’m honestly thinking of leaving

My bank is making their interest payout system significantly ...

2025-08-11T06:35:45Z

My bank is making their interest payout system significantly worse and trying to pass it off as an enhancement 😡

Dirk Gently fully has the same delivery and mannerisms as Jodie ...

2025-08-07T10:05:01Z

Dirk Gently fully has the same delivery and mannerisms as Jodie Whittaker’s Doctor

Like I can fully hear every single line as 13

Given that Apple owns Shazam, it’s madness that they haven’t ...

2025-07-30T23:03:54Z

Given that Apple owns Shazam, it’s madness that they haven’t lifted the “Now Playing” feature from Google Pixel

Gemini wants to suck my dick so hard ...

2025-07-24T05:53:50Z

Gemini wants to suck my dick so hard

oh I already did it 😂

2025-07-17T08:01:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…tkhm
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oh I already did it 😂

Toys are fun

2025-07-17T05:46:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…8jtf
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Toys are fun

The Pixel 9 Pro XL is currently 50% off at most Australian ...

2025-07-17T03:23:38Z

The Pixel 9 Pro XL is currently 50% off at most Australian retailers.
($1000 off the Google Store pricing) and I convinced myself that is a good deal for something to experiment with and try alternate roms and stuff on

Tell me I’m an idiot and step on my balls please

My boss is going skiing this weekend. Apparently you don’t say ...

2025-07-16T00:08:11Z

My boss is going skiing this weekend.

Apparently you don’t say “Break a leg” in that context

Apple Intelligence ...

2025-07-11T07:25:00Z

Apple Intelligence

Look what I managed to get Genmoji to spit out! ...

2025-07-10T03:32:14Z

Look what I managed to get Genmoji to spit out!

There’s adapters you can get to hot swap Dyson with power tool ...

2025-07-10T01:04:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…zzmt
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There’s adapters you can get to hot swap Dyson with power tool batteries

Kinda disapointed with my Dyson Stick vacuum I’ve had it a few ...

2025-07-10T00:39:43Z

Kinda disapointed with my Dyson Stick vacuum

I’ve had it a few years, but the battery is absolutely fucked and I just thought it would last a lot longer

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2025-07-07T01:19:31Z

Covid finally got me 😷

cashies is the worst for it I like the energy stars, they’re ...

2025-07-03T09:21:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…5sl3
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cashies is the worst for it

I like the energy stars, they’re such quintessential australiana

Got them 1,363 off the RRP 😎

2025-07-03T03:53:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…jgxl
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Got them 1,363 off the RRP 😎

Honestly have been way more excited over my new washer and dryer ...

2025-07-03T00:59:00Z

Honestly have been way more excited over my new washer and dryer than the Switch 2

New nothing phone is so ugly. The things were always a matter of ...

2025-07-01T22:41:37Z

New nothing phone is so ugly.

The things were always a matter of taste but christ the went all in on the ugly stick

I asked chatGPT if when asked at Standup if you've done ...

2025-06-30T00:08:36Z

I asked chatGPT if when asked at Standup if you've done anything fun or interesting this weekend; you can't mention orgies

It suggested these alternative options:

“Got very social this weekend — lots of… group activities.”

“Went to a very intimate gathering. Great vibes, lots of connection.”

“Tried something new with a lot of moving parts — very collaborative.”

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2025-06-25T04:27:53Z

Does anyone actually know how Segoe is supposed to be pronounced?

Call me crazy… ...

2025-06-10T03:29:06Z

Call me crazy…

yes! A day late and at 4:45pm

2025-06-07T06:35:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…5jcp
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yes! A day late and at 4:45pm

Oh the rage I felt ...

2025-06-07T04:43:43Z

Oh the rage I felt

Time for a new Slack picture ...

2025-06-04T01:00:31Z

Time for a new Slack picture

I honestly don’t know why I read tech news anymore ...

2025-06-02T10:46:28Z

I honestly don’t know why I read tech news anymore

The duality of Siri ...

2025-05-28T08:51:15Z

The duality of Siri

lightning in a bottle

2025-05-24T09:50:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…890z
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lightning in a bottle

Watch it Crazy Ex Girlfriend again 😂 “Bitches to apologise ...

2025-05-24T09:22:58Z

Watch it Crazy Ex Girlfriend again 😂

“Bitches to apologise to” fucking cracks me up

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2025-05-14T05:31:18Z

My hair is just too thick and luscious, it's a real problem

Should be glad they’re not simply calling him Dutt Plug

2025-05-03T00:14:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…fv6h
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Should be glad they’re not simply calling him Dutt Plug

This is just, so perfect ...

2025-04-28T05:18:34Z

This is just, so perfect

Dave Hughes has that effect

2025-04-26T02:19:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…s7k5
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Dave Hughes has that effect

everyone: Taskmaster AU contestants: How about I shove this up my ...

2025-04-26T01:48:21Z

everyone:

Taskmaster AU contestants: How about I shove this up my arse!

We could also discuss warcrimes

2025-04-22T02:28:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…v2ev
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We could also discuss warcrimes

talk to me about it! I need it to be at the forefront of my mind ...

2025-04-22T02:28:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…q6h8
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talk to me about it!
I need it to be at the forefront of my mind

Signal chat maybe?

obviously not with your trainer! But just some buds to encourage ...

2025-04-22T02:12:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…ky73
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obviously not with your trainer! But just some buds to encourage eachother!

I’m trying to pressure myself into a fitness focus Is anyone ...

2025-04-22T01:20:59Z

I’m trying to pressure myself into a fitness focus

Is anyone interested in having a little gym encouragement group chat?

I think the LNP were basically done when everyone started ...

2025-04-16T06:48:36Z

I think the LNP were basically done when everyone started referring to Peter Dutton as Dutt Plug

You can’t come back from that

Wait. So a Plex Pass subscription is needed not just by the ...

2025-04-14T22:18:08Z

Wait.
So a Plex Pass subscription is needed not just by the server but each user who wants to stream remotely?!??

I have the feeling this’ll be extremely unsurprising Boomers ...

2025-04-14T07:41:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…sa84
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I have the feeling this’ll be extremely unsurprising

Boomers will get it for oblivious bleep & bloop noises and speaker phone calls

Zoomers will get it because they’re always on the tiktoks

Which generation is the worst for having sounds coming out of ...

2025-04-14T07:35:22Z

Which generation is the worst for having sounds coming out of their phone to the annoyance of everyone around them

Vote now on your phones

We’re on Day 1 of Kade having 2 weeks off for school holidays ...

2025-04-07T05:18:57Z

We’re on Day 1 of Kade having 2 weeks off for school holidays and we’re already at the “Look! I melted all the half spent candles together into one big candle” stage

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2025-04-04T23:51:08Z

It’s my birthday so you all have to be nice to me

Yeah the session links are good. I remember seeing some other ...

2025-04-01T03:23:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…zncd
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Yeah the session links are good.
I remember seeing some other feature related to that recently

I swear by it, have been a massive fan since I first signed up I ...

2025-04-01T03:07:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…jcgp
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I swear by it, have been a massive fan since I first signed up

I love the amount of control it gives me over my results

Been using Kagi for a while now!

2025-04-01T02:40:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…nmqf
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Been using Kagi for a while now!

I C what you did there

2025-03-26T23:16:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…csyj
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I C what you did there

genZ in theory: Born into infotech, raised with it, true ...

2025-03-26T23:12:50Z

genZ in theory: Born into infotech, raised with it, true technomancers!

genZ in reality: What is C drive? is it an app??

This animal is silly ...

2025-03-26T06:14:12Z

This animal is silly

is Pepsi okay?

2025-03-22T09:54:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…4rja
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is Pepsi okay?

How’s it going fedifam? Having a good week? Need anything? A ...

2025-03-22T05:34:30Z

How’s it going fedifam?
Having a good week? Need anything? A cocktail? A condom?

unironically, I do 😂

2025-03-20T23:04:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…09je
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unironically, I do 😂

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2025-03-20T22:54:36Z

Hi, I’m archer! But you can call me the Fediverse STUD!

Cyclone hitting Australia’s two most conservative voting states ...

2025-03-05T06:17:07Z

Cyclone hitting Australia’s two most conservative voting states

my first step is always to check if there’s a built in crypto ...

2025-02-27T02:03:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…dhj2
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my first step is always to check if there’s a built in crypto wallet

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2025-02-27T01:55:42Z

Is Vivaldi bad?

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2025-02-26T21:41:22Z

I’m sad fedi

I heard the other one was bad

2025-02-19T17:48:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…trca
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I heard the other one was bad

Continuing the theme of crime shows set in Miami; Dexter Original ...

2025-02-19T10:03:20Z

Continuing the theme of crime shows set in Miami; Dexter Original Sin!

Very much enjoying it so far!

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!

And I don’t spend my whole time distracted by the toxic ...

2025-02-19T08:25:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…ys7h
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And I don’t spend my whole time distracted by the toxic politics like when I try to rewatch NCIS

the vibes are impeccable! Great characters, fun writing, upbeat ...

2025-02-19T08:24:10Z

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the vibes are impeccable!

Great characters, fun writing, upbeat soundtrack, bright and fun

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2025-02-19T08:17:36Z

Burn Notice is such a solid show and 100% holds up

Reporting the name of the Gulf as incorrect and thinking ...

2025-02-12T05:35:17Z

Reporting the name of the Gulf as incorrect and thinking thats’s some kind of act of resistance is fucking embarrassing.

DeepSeek STRUGGLED with this ...

2025-02-06T09:50:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…j5dw
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DeepSeek STRUGGLED with this

Kade and I were playing this game where one person rolls between ...

2025-02-06T09:35:11Z

Kade and I were playing this game where one person rolls between 1 - 100 the result being x, then the next person rolls between 1 - x

Whomever rolls 1 loses

Kade lost 7 times in a row including alternating who started and swapping phones for the last match

Just so you know, you stack the dishwasher the best way and your ...

2025-02-06T06:30:09Z

Just so you know, you stack the dishwasher the best way and your parter is the mad one!

How is it okay that I feed 2x the amount of Electricity I use ...

2025-02-06T01:05:24Z

How is it okay that I feed 2x the amount of Electricity I use back to the grid, but earn 1/3rd of what I pay?

This person doesn’t realise than Linux, by nature, is ...

2025-02-05T19:59:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…t8x7
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This person doesn’t realise than Linux, by nature, is anarco-communist?

If they want a conservative OS, they can feel free to buy Windows

nah, also had an Exetel issue that made me want to throw myself ...

2025-02-05T03:31:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…l379
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nah, also had an Exetel issue that made me want to throw myself into traffic

home internet went down and couldn't even shitpost about it

2025-02-05T03:29:37Z

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home internet went down and couldn't even shitpost about it

Hey @tech.lgbt I'M BACK!

2025-02-05T03:28:01Z

Hey @tech.lgbt

I'M BACK!

The Dean in Community is probably one of the best queer ...

2024-11-20T03:03:40Z

The Dean in Community is probably one of the best queer characters to ever be on tv

Absolute gremlin, I love it

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2024-11-17T06:51:56Z

Enjoying a TV show and the you get to the dreaded ~covid season~

you should watch Bleach then, you’ll see

2024-11-16T11:33:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…3y7k
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you should watch Bleach then, you’ll see

Rule 1 of Bleach; Boob size directly correlates with icon ...

2024-11-16T09:25:58Z

Rule 1 of Bleach; Boob size directly correlates with icon behaviour

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2024-11-14T05:46:35Z

Is Game Changer American style Task Master?

Australia is rebranding their online gov services ID platform ...

2024-11-13T03:33:33Z

Australia is rebranding their online gov services ID platform from myGovID to myID

Both names are bad, is it so hard to include “Australia" or something in the name?

I'm also wondering how much the consultants pocketed considering they've just ripped off the Optus branding

There is 2 types of tech products: 1. Shit product you dont want ...

2024-11-03T22:20:20Z

There is 2 types of tech products:

1. Shit product you dont want or need that is foisted upon you

2. Product that exists solely to make your interactions with the first category less excruciating

Are there any wireless headphones for the specifically designed ...

2024-10-30T01:40:29Z

Are there any wireless headphones for the specifically designed to survive washing machines?

Asking because Kade is addicted to washing his

I am once again asking for all HomePods in the house to NOT try ...

2024-10-22T22:52:38Z

I am once again asking for all HomePods in the house to NOT try to update at the same time; strangling the uplink and Wifi network to the point it's unusable: AT 9:30AM

Is this some kind of bad joke?
It boggles my mind that this is an issue that wasn't accounted for in the design.