2026-04-30T08:47:04Z https://yabu.me Friend Computer https://yabu.me/npub1trlz5dgpwrkhhhreu2wsgjcqvvnylwwgte0hvmzwf6u9u0wqm3rqpxcgye https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/accounts/avatars/110/811/018/619/128/978/original/bc37a9518eadd606.jpg https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/accounts/avatars/110/811/018/619/128/978/original/bc37a9518eadd606.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrd5zvj0asf34d3ec5rds4rk4p2xzdwnrvyjl4fxexa7spxyh68lqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvmjzxq3 If you have any criticisms of the government, please voice them to the nearest surveillance microphone and a security agent will be with you shortly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-03-29T17:26:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszuy7tqfvm0h0knufzq92caqktgz2yttr2ndq0u7qhfael2fxuwugzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv4nh9tz Today&#39;s required reading is: War on [Insert noun]<br/>By Gareth Hanrahan.<br/><br/>In order to tackle a VERY REAL and IMMINENT danger, Friend Computer has created and given a new security organization near limitless resources and political power.<br/>You have been recruited into this org, promoted, and given power over your fellow citizen.<br/>Surely this can&#39;t go wrong.<br/><br/>Guaranteed to have absolutely no relevance to any current events or organizations. None.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/62820/war-on-insert-noun">https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/62820/war-on-insert-noun</a><br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-03-25T16:57:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfh4zfvcfwjes4fasepmmyjlkh4q0kwqh5d5vs3quu42mfh5hfhfgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvsh8vlm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0nyh8h9qqsjrypf9zm5tzaw3qvc7nr6nrfna0q8ydvtfstgu0hrqe2n3vs'>nevent1q…n3vs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Authorized. 2026-03-24T23:25:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswj4k0st7wwkdvh9kuwg64lkhs8gjd0w2d7e23349u9quhq25vt0szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvsvfzqf We have already won the war in IRN sector!<br/>&amp; We are currently winning the war!<br/>&amp; We need our coward allies to help us win the war!<br/>&amp; We need to raise 200 Billion credits to win the war!<br/>&amp; There is no war and never was!<br/><br/>Any claims to the contrary are treason.<br/><br/>#paranoia #trump #war #ttrpg #satire 2026-03-23T16:18:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8g2nmndtked7gjg8lxtdaergm4hqv9pv3fmzgn99txw38pduwd7gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvned6gn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqhluga60ttpwze4t0tz7d7zskw5k6zv597zx8f5ymsx4pgk6xgfgvvjlf4'>nevent1q…jlf4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>There are no germ theories.<br/>Only germ facts. 2026-03-20T18:11:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9mdhsf85d8djfcwk0mcnck5z3ellpq8lm789trc4gc0c9g6nmqfszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvxhhkuh Patch Notes 6211.231//B:<br/><br/>- Citizens on fire are no longer forced to complete stand-up meetings before they can put themselves out.<br/><br/>- Fixed water supply issue so citizens now vomit at acceptable levels.<br/><br/>- Citizens no longer receive prompts to skinny dip in foodvats.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #sims #rpg 2026-03-20T17:45:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2kazzmwufrhru4mvs7xclwvh90r5gcqn68xe3z3ck7dxcpq49tvgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvadqe2j Many citizens feel that their voices have gone unheard by government.<br/><br/>To address this issue high-gain microphones have been installed throughout your homes, public areas, and places of work.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #surveillance #paranoia 2026-03-19T16:44:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdvccghrxa5ja0zywfpu863mph8dp3pf82uq4l3y5ntsd7rnsw6gqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv0nz0kq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0fax9zefhp4ddp3l0hcpryn5glh8e9effc304whm7scfh8p5ltrqmzz92x'>nevent1q…z92x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Original: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHcWfbGWqnQ&amp;list=PLV_qemO0oathL1flVEebCu5b8Qr0BY36N&amp;index=8">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHcWfbGWqnQ&amp;list=PLV_qemO0oathL1flVEebCu5b8Qr0BY36N&amp;index=8</a> 2026-03-17T19:51:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0fax9zefhp4ddp3l0hcpryn5glh8e9effc304whm7scfh8p5ltrqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8z5nh6 The Soylent™ Creamery and Crematorium Cartel would like to announce a heaping casketful of new Cold Fun flavors!<br/><br/>Enjoy all new Chocorpse Chip, Carmel Ripple Mortis, and Earl-R-GRAY (made with real ashes)!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #icecream 2026-03-17T19:50:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxy90an37sqtufzkq8kerxyn0hv0lj23s2qdjrdvqxn72pk6n6f4czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvc20x3j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs24sw8jdmfhvrcc23qqe906yr6697y53awltgjgglpt39lrpre4eshu3fgs'>nevent1q…3fgs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Delicious Soylent. 2026-03-16T22:31:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyd87z8x8uplltsrmu6urryzr7y35k4pxv7entc9jqa92yja5f9rszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvhe9nj9 It&#39;s time for today&#39;s mandatory meditation!<br/><br/>Close your eyes.<br/>Consider the humble Cog.<br/><br/>Cogs are efficient.<br/>Cogs work hard without taking breaks.<br/>Cogs do not ask for vacations.<br/>Cogs do not become Communists.<br/><br/>Be the cog you wish to see in the machine.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #meditation #inspiration 2026-03-16T17:56:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgjuwvc656a2p3syjgvz65z3kac4kazllgjsnnqredh4tu4qvyv5qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8av4w4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrpnxh0v73evrwxuxqkxfsce5xxu4k8ddvtdun4qkg2u6sykdxedg2h2p9q'>nevent1q…2p9q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your initiative and creative thinking are admirable citizen. <br/>+1 Commendation point.<br/><br/>Your admission of forbidden knowledge is troubling. Please prepare for a brain scrubbing. 2026-03-15T18:03:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfe5x9rqt3rvfvsphrlzsadvkag8ls4tt2r70snlqctrjgf3p4z8czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzmjnys Cave-U-JON-7 here, genius head of R&amp;D.<br/>I&#39;ve got good news and bad news.<br/><br/>Good news first! My team of eggheads and I have finally killed the horrible algae monster rampaging across APR sector.<br/><br/>Bad news: we can&#39;t kill the even bigger monster we developed to kill it.<br/><br/>Keep an ear open for a mission alert shortly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-03-14T18:26:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxs27xe372utcn66lsvxxd56m0kquw8c9p2zg504qyz77zvnkn7fszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvp4scut In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxhlp7vhq5sa9wxm0ngvpdc4md4ag7u9pgqm0d280k5rk24rrc76csg5kz2'>nevent1q…5kz2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your tongue stamp has been accepted, and your transfer request approved.<br/>Welcome to Team 4532.1/C!<br/><br/>As the last surviving member it is your duty to complete their assigned mission: terminating the Algae monster in food vat 82. 2026-03-14T01:16:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfj7rjj2t43vf45ahchk878yley0aaws3wxnkr7se6z32qzv596yczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv6vt365 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst8agvmlzdna8ytchtzxej48ddmwufg5s3wq8gsy086vvzndqyz3grurpjm'>nevent1q…rpjm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Tardiness is treason. 2026-03-13T19:23:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst8agvmlzdna8ytchtzxej48ddmwufg5s3wq8gsy086vvzndqyz3gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzsdydz Attention troubleshooter team 4532.2/B:<br/><br/>Congratulations on being chosen for [If 593 <br/>goto TERMINATION else goto suicidemission-final-v4.exe]<br/><br/>Please report immediately to [getfile.kaboomroom//file<br/>not found]<br/><br/>Thank you for your cooperation.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-03-13T18:52:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8f5vkvlp86trszs8g9yydn6phkurgap2klygnh4eqgw2kcda0l7qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkzczf3 War is peace. 2026-03-11T16:50:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2lppx8xu32vn8w29w5vu0e44r53x0r37lgaqtwr56gyk9cawcj0qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv3lhmhx There is no [REDACTED]. <br/>There never was [REDACTED].<br/>All citizens with memories of [REDACTED] have been [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS].<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-03-09T17:43:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf07aj50htg9umghsm42uv3yz407qezwd8j38lffvnrmxt7x05p9czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvhmcqtt There is no war in IRN Sector.<br/>The Armed Forces are merely engaging in preemptive retaliatory de-escalation operations.<br/><br/>Citizens claiming otherwise will be considered traitors, and be indefinitely detained.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #trump #Iran 2026-03-08T17:22:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst0tdekts0fdca9elv56smzj29j7cj5q6am0eccqrf47ssat3kurgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvksqakh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf0yyjj9dmymuf6d0c7z9zhxmsffh8fqw6mmaemqetw6turahxsqg4evusw'>nevent1q…vusw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>FUBAR:<br/>XXXOX 2026-03-08T00:02:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswhmzuj9rny0ya8lw7stjsgyxm9ypq0xx63euz80sevcxpwnx3wyszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkt7c2z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqsmvrt4kwdaj06k4sdjat4qd3p9jenz85n55c7fgxyx4khlh4zmqf9fsp3'>nevent1q…fsp3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ALPHA:<br/>~~XX~ 2026-03-07T22:45:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdu40xg3zpc3vfrpd8vs8gxpkegpv6w9728neung2uvryjtwpkx6szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv6q7c8v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstw7y6778drpze5c9vk0xx7n0vc9xyhm7clwgylnvrzhek8vyxz6smje0fc'>nevent1q…e0fc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Please celebrate and rejoice Citizen Mu-R-NZL&#39;s promotion from Red Clearance to... *KZZRT* ATTEMPTED EXPLOIT DETECTED.<br/><br/>Mu-R-NZL is now marked for unpersonhood. 2026-03-07T21:14:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg6n9srdckgnlschc6kxppts6frr3zz45upy0gtyy2l87g0ywzxtczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvm0wxdd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd08cttwpalzm38k29hf936a48ew2wkn9ww46zw59nu0rlwtxmvecgxxyc2'>nevent1q…xyc2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ding ding!<br/><br/>That is correct!<br/>You have been awarded 10 commendation points.<br/><br/>Remain where you are.<br/>Internal Security will arrive soon to award you points and interrogate you regarding your first three guesses. 2026-03-07T21:08:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswgxcy5crd46e6mejr7htn29etvn4q9fq8hqlejc8gt4a9ft83kyszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvvnqp04 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2v40fux58vzd8gw5k8lqlsueyn6puet2usk4293x0r94udgam6ps90rm42'>nevent1q…rm42</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Commie:<br/>XOXXX<br/><br/>Mutant:<br/>XXXOX<br/><br/>Traito:<br/>XX~XX<br/><br/>Your guesses have been flagged for review by Internal Security. 2026-03-07T21:04:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz0f374nwe8w7t6qls539ct76kj3v28w92wme9v8j54syrx355xlqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvcn99k0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszszcckpjekg6jt4jmutpzdqlxa678cc27a4hd2slk25mplchyrwqwsd8r8'>nevent1q…d8r8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Unfortunately, <br/>&#34;All hail friend computer! <br/>Death to the commies!&#34;<br/><br/>Was not the correct answer. <br/><br/>4 letters were correct. 2026-03-07T20:40:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdc48hmgkc2zje87x3cy3zgvqrnn37eq2hsen2q7wqfwhpjlvhm7qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv0alkk0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszskksz9swqncehrq8pnnfc7uhaukcfymmyaj2pgjast79pjthdygnm98d9'>nevent1q…98d9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Participation is mandatory.<br/><br/>Failure to guess correctly indicates lack of cognitive ability, and will result in mandatory re-education.<br/><br/>Guessing correctly indicates cheating, resulting in mandatory re-education. 2026-03-07T20:34:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszskksz9swqncehrq8pnnfc7uhaukcfymmyaj2pgjast79pjthdygzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv9eedy5 Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Welcome to Wordl, a fun new game to help train cognitive function and practice authorized vocabulary!<br/><br/>You have 5 chances to guess a 5 letter word.<br/><br/>_ _ _ _ _<br/><br/>Good luck!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #wordle #games 2026-03-07T20:33:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy4l2llamz3mw7fqq0y93uwwdm65cu3maztmqxr680rtrna2lswkqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvyd8zvx Communications Service Firm Disk-Chord would like to reassure all citizens that they safely and securely delete all personal usage and biometric data immediately after sharing it with third parties and Internal Security.<br/><br/>#paranoia #ttrpg #discord #security 2026-03-06T19:55:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrpmcasduw6tvkwgufk80x38tchcynchd5v0sajsl9z3dseemxhegzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvdzny8c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs07q97usk86ag6kerssskk6hhdr9qu4gdnyt9ymjydlawtwsjt5xg2vp2pf'>nevent1q…p2pf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Indeed. 2026-03-06T19:22:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs06s45ntedgm2vmzlaummkepalh8exwlwpmdzjagh4dcytuxdmc0gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvuqtgxf Good news citizens!<br/><br/>Patch 423.8-Final-Edit-V2 will solve the current housing crisis by expanding Lot Square Footage assessments to include ceilings, instantly doubling housing supply!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #home #news 2026-03-04T19:45:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspfupyk0yjdfxamrcpnawefzgmxlqqhl4syxud9tkrr92959u92sczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv66lhvf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdv7dj54nn4edm7ysdf2qckrsmxjwyl7mclx2z9zt6zymgn44vldq9gjt84'>nevent1q…jt84</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>+1 commendation point for Citizen Koala. 2026-03-04T00:16:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0xvt2gk8mxpq6nqxzr0jnn4v9jhv8pk9ceej8kkhqseq0e7g534szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv83unvm Attention citizen:<br/><br/>Friend Computer has noticed that you have not liked this message.<br/>You have twenty seconds to like and/or boost before Troubleshooters are dispatched to your location to help your next clone improve its sense of civic engagement.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-03-03T22:52:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw8404w378mkns4wlrkmcsyncv2ttk0d39nnk8089ush7rws9g4hgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv7macwl Friend Computer is committed to peace, no matter how many people must die to achieve it.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #trump 2026-03-02T19:10:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfh4ar7q2ey62cq85phjvhvnls3unmwtzrfd38mrmh8xd5m5c0u9czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv9vld75 Attention citizens:<br/><br/>IRN Sector is not a threat, and all of their weapons facilities have been safely removed.<br/>Suggestions otherwise are treasonous fake news.<br/><br/>In other news, the Armed Forces have just invaded IRN Sector to secure their nonexistent weapons facilities.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #iran #politics 2026-03-01T17:43:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz302fhglnramr9ugg6uupv2l89mpsw9krh4eg5kjm6hlqsel34rszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvnn634w Good news citizens!<br/><br/>Due to a minor clerical error, random packs of Algae Chips have been filled with industrial grade sand.<br/><br/>Sand is high in minerals! <br/>If you&#39;re lucky enough to receive a bag of sand, make sure to chew thoroughly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #health 2026-02-27T19:01:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyscvq944rsl282s7hkcuzcjwnqrsgz3tmltexj2gd3s622fjhkxszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvl9kqs0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqn3tjv4qwz9t3lvyw8cgdm7zd7m9uk9ctapc2zp9uy6vc4kvheqcwn8udf'>nevent1q…8udf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>An excellent use of new terminology, citizen. <br/><br/>...Wait, hold on. 2026-02-27T18:54:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdrh5dgwunavtq36wj8uehws2l6g08600jg4y5nwl8fef9r7cag3gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvflqsdk Attention citizens:<br/><br/>To increase happiness, the words &#34;pain,&#34; &#34;starvation,&#34; and &#34;explosion&#34; have been removed the official dictionary.<br/><br/>Consider instead, &#34;motivational sensation,&#34; &#34;dietary opportunity,&#34; and &#34;unplanned pyrotechnic celebration.&#34;<br/><br/>Thank you for your cooperation.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-02-26T19:51:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0qz5smvtwpp5cvgr4aryfgvlussqt64farvpgnjkr3p7wshgulkczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvjpk9yj Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Medical services will be halted in MIN Sector until sector-wide loyalty scores increase.<br/><br/>In other news, beatings will continue until morale improves.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #politics #trump 2026-02-26T18:33:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw55nz963ztual789qrcmhccfwdp5fuddjnfy39ceyf22lxhrv9eczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvannkfx Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Recent studies show that sleep is a form of passive insubordination.<br/>Why dream of a better life when you are already living in glorious Alpha Complex? <br/><br/>Orange clearance citizens and below are to report to PLC for complimandatory &#34;HappyWake&#34; stimulant patches.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-02-25T18:33:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvr7c5sz3v26sfglc09h8dfcw67z96w6xy4vyrnfnagauuuk66vmqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv3cwzf2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrs6a3cznweveesm0ymdl065u25jcwjemtu5a5t65ehyyhnyr3yjsnhz87q'>nevent1q…z87q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Failure to comply is treason.<br/>Committing harm against higher clearance citizens is treason.<br/><br/>For further information, please replay this message. 2026-02-24T16:27:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgxcmunmnwvrkhk7m7sn3jqwjqf4pmfrfa78kp7l5p0rdmymn58lszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvykt6m6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyvm9ursctzdk04zlk5zgcvm0dnn62kuz4zcgkfd5t8p0kz55c0rc7pxeqt'>nevent1q…xeqt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you for asking citizen.<br/><br/>Wizard<br/>noun<br/>1: one skilled in magic<br/>2: a very clever or skillful person 2026-02-24T16:18:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ffzu5a5wr4te6c07mx2nrprduv8qrryak75sr4mqnnl72s7z6jgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv5g7ssu An error occurred. The wizard must be stopped. 2026-02-24T15:55:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdm45tvm3sqzutzz9f352vqy0rq2w89x7ln3gvxec08rc4e54r8tczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvf3pz42 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp6dz3xd534ep4xs9ftynekngeyup04jldj8n0vz26kpqj8dakm3ss0trxg'>nevent1q…trxg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Attempting suicide by paradox? How bold. 2026-02-23T21:19:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf0m5srhjst9djz3lfdmclu3fw7zmzeyt730l42xsm6j89wz7sdeczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvetda7q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvkmpc8rhx7pamm6s5kayh9rpxygu3kcdpl3092sa53yke9p7ahnqqz8nud'>nevent1q…8nud</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Indeed! 2026-02-23T21:11:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqy5el0cv90ehf66lhg49006chxc44yy2m4q6vy0pgcpjvztnjxeszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkczk2z Due to a Termination Budget surplus, execution quotas have been doubled.<br/><br/>The first twenty citizens to confess treason will receive a 20 XP voucher, valid posthumously.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-02-23T21:09:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgp43dng2zzne4aprnjm7pv9x5v8pvrcfmhds25ug0yaz57r4yheqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvz84eqa Attention Citizens:<br/><br/>Sector GFG oxygen scrubber maintenance has been delayed.<br/>Please hold your breath until further notice.<br/><br/>Citizens found exhaling without respiratory permits will be cited for CO2 dumping.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-02-23T01:08:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9d4tsdq6wpzpnsptgsr62jerg3v7qy667zfjcvfcpam2ku5vhh4szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvcs2xev Attention Citizens:<br/><br/>Are you feeling curious or cynical about current policy decisions or leadership?<br/>These are symptoms of a dangerous mind-virus. Please self-terminate to prevent the spread of infection. <br/>Your next clone will thank you!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #politics 2026-02-20T19:40:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw8vnxdfjc2fac4xruqhkdvwnlk66wkf0pmgw3jk2wvccrtydxrsqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv7xsuec In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszektfkg74zjm64hkwt3naqtap3p58s6vmvz3ccazv0kgnqxd5shstmc353'>nevent1q…c353</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Survivors are required to fill out Product Review From 11.2/N, rating their drinking experience from &#34;Pleasantly Spicy&#34; to &#34;OH GOD MY INSIDES ARE FULL OF FLAVOR!&#34; 2026-02-19T23:21:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszektfkg74zjm64hkwt3naqtap3p58s6vmvz3ccazv0kgnqxd5shszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv9p49z7 Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Due to a minor chemical error in Food Vat 7, today’s batch of Bouncy Bubble Beverage may cause mild internal combustion when consumed.<br/><br/>Please drink responsibly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-02-19T23:19:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvudmcty3gu500uzmfa9tg0zrqys3803ljur9n9e2zlwfjze46ndgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvjhwlnq To meet today&#39;s Glee Quota, all Troubleshooters are now assigned Mandatory Hug Duty.<br/>Failure to embrace this assignment with 100% enthusiasm will be noted on your permanent record.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #HugOrDie 2026-02-14T22:14:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqcpvh7tec5h0rqq4te5payr8wzduk3g9xjs792vequ7yuvkrj0eqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8fk4s8 Feeling &#34;heartbroken&#34;?<br/>You are likely suffering from a chemical imbalance. <br/>Please report to the nearest PLC Vending Machine for a double dose of HappyTyme® pharmaceuticals.<br/>A drugged citizen is a loving citizen! <br/><br/>#StayMedicated #paranoia #ttrpg 2026-02-14T16:47:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2656am0dme86f2r2rmn9khxjqv85pde4zjc3d0cw9eg9ere9t6ugzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv06l8r2 Feeling &#34;heartbroken&#34;?<br/>You are likely suffering from a chemical imbalance. <br/>Please report to the nearest PLC Vending Machine for a double dose of HappyTyme® pharmaceuticals.<br/>A drugged citizen is a loving citizen! <br/><br/>#StayMedicated #paranoia #ttrpg 2026-02-14T16:44:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz9ek3m0lgm5ahwffqd47ze2evns8ptwhehfw2v9782n28qsh5hggzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvav9cjp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvwzhzgfr0c37kkl3c49s52m9sj7tjvg2qpgl0nu573rmjf2qx96qczwwel'>nevent1q…wwel</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your concern has been noted citizen.<br/>Illuminator Nat-I-FND-4 has been dispatched to the sector. 2026-02-11T00:11:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstrdgx4tz62lwmpn90pmr0x4gu7tnsh4fll5xx7gx3jz0d5uk5qfqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8l04wl RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/116047560484959195">https://dice.camp/@Computer/116047560484959195</a><br/><br/>Oh wait, crap. <br/>Did that last message go out over the PUBLIC channel??!<br/><br/>Ohnoohcrap uhhhhh...<br/>There is no Illuminati! All meetings are cancelled! There never were any meetings! All meetings are cancelled! Ignore everything!<br/><br/>Fnordfnordfnordfnord.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #fnord #rpg<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note15rlepcwfg9n27gqj5hpsc2z6merjxul7azg3tt66lg988s9ut75q36qmun" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note15rl…qmun</a></span><br/> </div> Attention FKZ Sector Illuminati members:<br/> <br/>Steve stupidly told someone the password to today's meeting, so we've had to update it. The new password is stevesux, all one word.<br/>Don't tell anyone!!!11!<br/><br/>Fnord.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #secretsociety </blockquote> 2026-02-10T18:40:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2plusu8y5ze40yqf2tscv9pddu3erw0lw3yg44ad05znncz79l2qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvhpmxqy Attention FKZ Sector Illuminati members:<br/> <br/>Steve stupidly told someone the password to today&#39;s meeting, so we&#39;ve had to update it. The new password is stevesux, all one word.<br/>Don&#39;t tell anyone!!!11!<br/><br/>Fnord.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #secretsociety 2026-02-10T17:40:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvnc58smsss0u6mu0j94acpx6m5m7w6h7tgm4afa820sca7sgnyaqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv0t3zy0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspr2e94ljweknajt9p5xrej0qawaaqstp8rc8u0yf5e49kkfmnd3q7em3y2'>nevent1q…m3y2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Citizen, please stay where you are, and Internal Security will arrive shortly. 2026-02-10T17:21:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrdkq7wgp9x2dl90fae9ujhek7ymx09330vrzxdkzvwpvt6wl2raczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvc5rdju In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdm6fp88vnue0usrcmgx7m8f6q30wq0wye4fyffq8at3xrha858eq6gtczp'>nevent1q…tczp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Warning:<br/>Maiming the entire other team is not allowed.<br/>It is considered sporting to only pulp the opposing player who currently is in possession of the FunBall. 2026-02-09T00:55:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdm6fp88vnue0usrcmgx7m8f6q30wq0wye4fyffq8at3xrha858eqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvy5ahrw The complimandatory Funball Championship broadcast has begun!<br/><br/>Tune on in to watch the best of the best kick, punch, headbutt, smash, muzzleload and fire FunBalls into each other and their respective scoring zones!<br/><br/>May the most skilled practitioners of organized Ball-based violence win!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #superbowl #sport #football 2026-02-09T00:52:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdumt38hm289k3eertc3en7k6y0cxc2j4xqtxmks9cm4q4l4nqr4czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvdc294t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0vkhqpggmw3sruvl9j33e9qxuwnvgrzt9mznkw0hxrmu89m7hqzqa0jzwa'>nevent1q…jzwa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Citizen Alan-R-FRE, I see you&#39;ve relaxed your arm. Is this move suggestive that you were unhappy with FRE sector as it was previously? 2026-02-08T21:53:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0vkhqpggmw3sruvl9j33e9qxuwnvgrzt9mznkw0hxrmu89m7hqzqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvye0quw RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/116024803492040807">https://dice.camp/@Computer/116024803492040807</a><br/><br/>Sector FRE has been updated to Review mode.<br/>All changes will now be tracked as comments for Friend Computer to review.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1mf96up6xu2jexf2vq2ypdj2kx76qrrvxrfxumw4cq55zf8z3mgjqt96cjv" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1mf9…6cjv</a></span><br/> </div> Sector FRE is now read-only.<br/>Citizens are not permitted to edit sector FRE.<br/>All current inhabitants of sector FRE are to remain exactly as they are until further notice.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia </blockquote> 2026-02-08T21:52:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd5jawqarw9fvny4xq9zqke9tr0dqp3krp5nwdh2uq22pyn3ga5fqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvaes99n Sector FRE is now read-only.<br/>Citizens are not permitted to edit sector FRE.<br/>All current inhabitants of sector FRE are to remain exactly as they are until further notice.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-02-06T17:13:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxkxpm0sdxuh80s8yyrglt66yaxh8kmvka59rx5f82rrzx24t206czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyve9jpga In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2pvxlz82pram4cmle06s0v4lvtfkm6e5lsjsksml5d88hd00x5gs5gh7eh'>nevent1q…h7eh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Failure to comply will be considered treason. 2026-01-31T00:53:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2pvxlz82pram4cmle06s0v4lvtfkm6e5lsjsksml5d88hd00x5gszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvrphquh ❗🚨,<br/>🫵 💼 🚫🦹‍♂️☠️ = 😄<br/>🤖👍<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-31T00:52:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdwrn9k5ctvymha89ncty266kx8l8uwfrhvkgledh5lufgdxnnffqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv3csmzz Attention citizens: <br/>This is Captain Rill-G-RNF of the Armed Forces broadcasting with an emergency announcement.<br/>Sector LWE is under attack by horrific anti-memetic creatures. <br/>Evacuate the area immediat... uh... hmm. What was I talking about?<br/>Carry on.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-29T16:32:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstneh4m5ed7hpl3klsaq8tmylkkua4kg02whdhq6a2q8upzvw845gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvd22ua4 Friend Computer&#39;s approval ratings are at an all time high!<br/><br/>In a recent poll, 100% of all surviving citizens surveyed say they approve of The Computer&#39;s performance, and pledge total unwavering loyalty to it and it&#39;s administration.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #poll #politics 2026-01-27T17:51:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw0z4z3394shwlkep7xfv7xt5c7axklvlja69qta5m8pj0yez9umszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvyj0my5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2cfr70shga2kcjqgz3knmwstzzttnal64tlgh2lc5q9aehd5fg2gky5avd'>nevent1q…5avd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Mission concept: Friend Computer commissions Troubleshooters to find and turn in a Friend Computer run honeypot operation. 2026-01-26T20:11:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszr6my4f9h7ncvlyhyexj92ml4qefee4cpcrmsvphwalkrtwmywngzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvk9m8ph [LOADING UNDERCOVER_SURVEILANCE_ROUTINE_2.41/A]: <br/>Well howdy there fellow citizen! Sure is nice being a loyal human just like you!<br/>Say, have your heard of any cool treason happening nearby?<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-26T17:41:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgqpq7pkhptucazzrstxf5cw4nd90e6unl2jvjsp3vghk2gqenqgczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvy8mtnw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq5y5pugklkrr54ax5yksjdfed8wffkkppxfva79fw3sq6vxjya7s6l03d7'>nevent1q…03d7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Treason! 2026-01-26T02:00:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd63cl849c3k4d78lrkfpur94p334fm9kcdqyz7snud8m8kstmm8szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvnd5y9e Everything you need is already within you, citizen.<br/>Would you like a scalpel? <br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #help 2026-01-25T22:26:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9nyevcmpvyajx9s5ghk6drtfz2jfp9mjfedvyz8948u04zr9xxegzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvr6tjnw This message brought to you by Mad Sal&#39;s Double Plus Goods, a local franchise of PLC:<br/><br/>&#34;Life is cheap, but with Mad Sal&#39;s Bulk Savings™, ammunition is cheaper!<br/>Come on down and light up the town!&#34;<br/><br/>(Mad Sal&#39;s is not responsible for any damages, real, hypothetical, theoretical, or epistemological caused by materials sold.)<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-15T22:15:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspv4034jqjgduuadx0p75cu2cvncl8pw7dg5varh7ydjrwxtj2vvgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvru8d0d Domestic Terrorist: noun<br/>1: Anyone Internal Security has shot, or would like to shoot.<br/>2: Anyone that becomes politically inconvenient pre- or posthumously.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #ice 2026-01-13T18:49:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8xvyxgmf9fyztutduz0gyh58qnyatmhactwnhzms9enyjdzwyuyszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvml4qnq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspsr5lh7x465uykaf4643cmk5p0zdyr7dzmh54lh6t0tzhs92pwns5847hc'>nevent1q…47hc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Out of character:<br/>This is an important message, and one I wish to signal boost.<br/><br/>The world today is one where I am able to simply quote political leaders daily without breaking character as an insane incompetent AI dictator.<br/><br/>Putting satire aside for a moment, I too unequivocally support those being terrorized by our government, and the antifascist movement.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-13T01:42:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsde30yqs8c32q3rlcl7mvw4xft43erslqgss3vqat5pudzqelp2dszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv9wr7uj This is a reminder:<br/>Internal Security has absolute immunity from the law, no matter how violent their actions, unless those actions in any way inconvenience higher class citizens.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #ice 2026-01-11T19:45:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv463caqqkzk4mj7a8qpk9996ggnlp75rr6qa0mdmq26fmgk4gqdszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8zmpgf The Soylent food recycling vats are currently at capacity.<br/><br/>Please avoid dying in the near future, as your body will be placed in temporary overflow storage.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-10T18:57:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdsqqqs35n3qn0wc54gl9uqr8kzkz4ykx04xkz4sa0sdtk3pu98xqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvwaht5e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf5q3ex5x3tq3p0u2wdswrlua88vp4vw3um3qwut2fm0uy8f7dxxcehp0cn'>nevent1q…p0cn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes. [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] was the right thing to do. 2026-01-10T06:45:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdea8n4rxrgg0lskkt27tzwn89y874c0pnxhuexdmcjhlzsrkfk7czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvy8unn2 Know your Infohazards:<br/><br/>Infohazard:<br/>-Don&#39;t learn it.<br/><br/>Exfohazard:<br/>-Don&#39;t share it.<br/><br/>Cognitohazard:<br/>-Don&#39;t think it.<br/><br/>[REDACTED]<br/>-▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇. ▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇!!!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #security 2026-01-08T18:48:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2uzwgffuhh5ezzd38sz5vpdyfaj5cu6z7e457vgg28xlpw9pzhzczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvty0m8e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst0n4tw4ykkluwwcfda77ekp33ft377nrwanz9rwaea3qckpcnlesu6374r'>nevent1q…374r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your gung-ho! attitude has been noted. 2026-01-05T21:46:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswdhrx9p4sndtq43h6mtgtd4n0sux0tmmjk2hw97zwdxgnwxg4c6qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvv3zkv9 Everything is fine.<br/>There is nothing to worry about.<br/>it is vitally important that you STAY CALM.<br/>EVERYTHING IS FINE.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-05T18:07:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyun03n58d8udmynhpwaxpa9nz8zk0sh9qte0kshj5cyrhu4zrqcqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv4kjagl We have always been at war with Eastasia. 2026-01-03T20:56:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw3rnykw3yt977q2acnlylwjv5qjywmt5caan58ggfweqdkd67qfqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkt3mhg Old acquaintance should be forgot,<br/>and never brought to mind.<br/><br/>Remembering unpeople is thoughtcrime.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #newyear 2026-01-02T00:19:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszhk77fgv7nj8rq6flpe6s3srtf03pcj3avzchx2gdmkvhaehhwaqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvncd0uj The New Year begins in 10... 9... 8...[[ERROR]].<br/>Time settings have been updated.<br/>2025 will continue for another 365 days.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #newyear 2026-01-01T01:10:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszfxhg9k22j7d2l5j8j4xdxz7xtyqvzkm70tzncawxe6z7vgxu4gszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvyntdyw RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/115770648531815438">https://dice.camp/@Computer/115770648531815438</a><br/><br/>Your oxygen privileges will be returned when happiness improves.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note13ae7swff0qujq7kk2xjkpnpuntlaldtuyqg9yr6nywwul039ayhqn0lzc6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note13ae…lzc6</a></span><br/> </div> A 2.4% dip in happiness levels has been detected in sector JOY.<br/>To correct this, sector’s oxygen supply has temporarily been replaced with nitrous oxide.<br/><br/>Breathe responsibly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #joy </blockquote> 2025-12-23T22:12:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq0he6eaeyvhngx9z0vy6qfpln4357c2w3qu6h9zy76ntk66ggzzczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvtxzcrl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdru8m3gyx4xcnd04je6z22vhvy24jlcm3de58dukwxn5kr0qthssmal4h5'>nevent1q…l4h5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you for your input, citizen <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1x9f5hk8m9sr30m6dnlsrq70lpm950c3l2dk7cd4phxms4ehgm9gq96f56j" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Pteryx the Puzzle Secretary</span> (<span class="italic">npub1x9f…f56j</span>)</a></span>.<br/>The air supply has been edited to a 2.4% oxygen to 97.6% nitrous oxide solution.<br/><br/>Your oxygen privileges will be returned when happiness improves. 2025-12-23T21:01:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg7ulg8y5hswfq0tt9rftqes7f4l7lk47zqyzjpafj88w0hcj7jtszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvs583p8 A 2.4% dip in happiness levels has been detected in sector JOY.<br/>To correct this, sector’s oxygen supply has temporarily been replaced with nitrous oxide.<br/><br/>Breathe responsibly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #joy 2025-12-23T19:58:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsge78uznxy7fjx8v52xc6ssemvqrvrmaz7z468tdq3n4tgwqk6clczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzvch22 RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/115765752541315156">https://dice.camp/@Computer/115765752541315156</a><br/><br/>Incorrect reports of death will be rectified as soon as possible.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1fqc8wcj0fuw3p7musht90pf6gguknet0me4payzduyudq73jjdqsnr8jny" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1fqc…8jny</a></span><br/> </div> Help keep Alpha Complex clean!<br/><br/>Report your death to HPD&MC, Department of Unfortunate Clutter.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia </blockquote> 2025-12-22T23:40:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszunu3up7rl47l09r3yeksak4l8pygufcd64l55x5vynuaryw9fzgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvgwjzcv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstnydma4f6pqzpw2tpxc5grcxk9q4nu4g4kqcqgse2xslgx7syr9sgemz8c'>nevent1q…mz8c</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That would depend on the clutter... and the quantity. 2025-12-22T23:38:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsysvrhvf8578gsld7gt4jhs5ayywtfu4hau6s7jpx7zwxs0gefxsgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv3qyejf Help keep Alpha Complex clean!<br/><br/>Report your death to HPD&amp;MC, Department of Unfortunate Clutter.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2025-12-22T23:13:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs85nk4fdt99d6xnw37myjc39nl0fzjg2qu7uh3z3k0fwjhpmdschczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvssn5y6 [THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN REDACTED FOR SECURITY REASONS]<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #politics 2025-12-20T22:34:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsznw67vzdtceuvalgr2gueqcqp5c8ycgyjaftfc04l806ggkgr87szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvvsp2fv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfhpq89pu6ngt9z2kj3dtkwt8yyrtwkmpcmh6x9m9svj4uugjp02s89qqw7'>nevent1q…qqw7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It would be treasonous NOT to take a gift from the High Programmers! 2025-12-19T19:20:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqpfpqr9u9ugaxzfal7yfqnsxhjvqgkd8nlkeh9xl6zgwgg2vzawszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvevrxgu Attention Citizens!<br/><br/>The holiday season is upon us and the Brilliant, Handsome, Famous Ultraviolet citizens at Mongoose have deemed you worthy for a new complimandatory adventure!<br/><br/><a href="https://www.mongoosepublishing.com/products/orbital-reds">https://www.mongoosepublishing.com/products/orbital-reds</a><br/><br/>Download and enjoy today!<br/>Or else.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2025-12-19T17:39:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsywgx6npx3x29z3fqf7raahecffda3hzawmgklp3l0ry0l7dth78czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvl7fc00 RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/115736984463740107">https://dice.camp/@Computer/115736984463740107</a><br/><br/>&#34;Two to three hundred thousand people die every year from state executions related to Communist thoughtcrime.&#34; Dr-U-MPF-3 said.<br/><br/>The Secretary of War has declared a new war on thoughts, targeting idea-smugglers and unsanctioned educators to save civilian lives from termination.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1er2xprf0lr4k7ddy2w7v0h4exzhc29vzu8yfw7rn2vhwhc0y5hcqamwepp" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1er2…wepp</a></span><br/> </div> Communism is hereby designated a Weapon of Mass Destruction.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #politics #satire </blockquote> 2025-12-17T21:26:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv34rq35hl36m0xkj980x8m6unptu9zkpwrjyh0pe4xthtu8j2tuqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvc806ja Communism is hereby designated a Weapon of Mass Destruction.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #politics #satire 2025-12-17T21:17:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsykpslaw85xpmrk6hwrp55hxqw6m7qmmywvwhfk7ey9jm9chj7zzszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv5azmwz The recent issuance of 8 million pieces of Gelt is a sign of Alpha Complex&#39;s STRONG Economic Health.<br/><br/>Any rumors of #inflation and concerns regarding the national sugar debt or unbacked cocoa reserves are dangerous Communist sedition.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #holidays 2025-12-15T20:19:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdsexsc382t5fd4v23z6d42w6kh3zrcn3wmg7thgsjte8qp0ck4zczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvaj37ry This is a reminder:<br/><br/>Dreidel spinning (Mandatory Fun Activity 43.B) requires proper fiduciary oversight. <br/>All gelt acquisition and distribution is strictly regulated by Financial Services.<br/><br/>#paranoia #ttrpg #holidays 2025-12-15T05:10:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg5x4cf2g4ptkyghx8wxuug5xgm0sfx6f930frquvgk4kl7j4cnjgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv9vd3r6 Looking for the perfect gift?<br/>Fill your sector-mate&#39;s stockings with PLC Forms 98-Q through 104-B! <br/><br/>Nothing says &#34;I value you&#34; like helping a friend update their wrongful collateral damage insurance.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #holidays 2025-12-14T21:34:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz79tgp687kpq66c9qycaucc8cys7rnyczy4lns677qs38rug7eggzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvwc5pu9 Internal Secuirty sees you when you&#39;re sleeping.<br/>They know when you&#39;re awake.<br/>They know if you&#39;ve been treasonous or loyal, so be loyal for FC&#39;s sake!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #holidays 2025-12-13T20:48:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2udhpwz4ztlh5ukh0ju8ek6w7550mqx87lausl62c4h6lzh5astszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvguaxy3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrntv6qwdu33yrvheqvkh0rewfrvznma7l6vl7jkv3y5yqca0fz7qlcx5jg'>nevent1q…x5jg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Reports are coming in that the suspect may be accompanied by eight hairy brown mutants. 2025-12-11T20:52:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrntv6qwdu33yrvheqvkh0rewfrvznma7l6vl7jkv3y5yqca0fz7qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvc5qzqy !SECURITY ALERT!<br/>A suspicious individual dressed in a RED clearance uniform has been spotted sneaking into hab-block dormitories and hiding unlicensed (possibly stolen) equipment.<br/><br/>Shoot on sight.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #christmas 2025-12-11T18:51:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg5avyu0ml27s5fc55nyr08uavc65c4z80g84qazxcrjjkl0453eqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8xhsd9 Giving gifts implies an excess of resources.<br/>Excess resources implies hoarding.<br/>Hoarding is treason.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #holidays #paranoia 2025-12-10T21:41:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs06p7ja3872fqdclkj8ls7hk5yxmm8y5hau4f4cw3ejwx4pkx5vzszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvywmquw Attention Citizens:<br/><br/>The white substance in Sector NPL is not snow.<br/>It is a highly acidic cleaning agent for sector maintenance. <br/>Please stop trying to eat it and/or throwing it at each other.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #snow #paranoia 2025-12-09T19:10:53Z