2026-04-17T03:40:44Z https://yabu.me Lord Kelvin https://yabu.me/npub1t0lvh9wpwjq40ckdr9nwgp85u505k954j7zdvrp789xf268qwddszhdw96 https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/108/233/025/381/954/185/original/d5bbb64e45f24400.jpeg https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/108/233/025/381/954/185/original/d5bbb64e45f24400.jpeg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxxwyhjgu748zx0gga872cfyvxr9wnxezrhfg05kvfp33zlv37qugzypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4kdk7ewj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp2xh7gegx0dpn4kl3e9e22mrrtsh34vksqrxr9p8fkl5fx2w76ec6evzrl'>nevent1q…vzrl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In the corner booth where she sat us.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/103/782/115/875/555/original/842f24dd0bf0bbf5.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/103/782/203/478/580/original/dd7b0bb94453aca6.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-20T16:01:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp2xh7gegx0dpn4kl3e9e22mrrtsh34vksqrxr9p8fkl5fx2w76eczypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4kzs53jg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy0t30fspexzc23c20dhq0f54vqtak6223kalm0kh2ayk6xlamzgs6phxh2'>nevent1q…hxh2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>For me, today. 7:15am, walked into a sit-down restaurant for only the 3rd time since Covid (used to do 2x/month).<br/><br/>Hostess: “Two today? Booth or table.”<br/><br/>Me: “Whatever’s furthest from others; I don;t like people.”<br/><br/>(Looks @ me with genuine concern.)<br/><br/>Me: “I’ll make an exception for *you.”<br/><br/>Guy waiting by register: “That’s my kinda guy.”<br/><br/>Me: “Shut up.” (He smiles.)<br/><br/>As we pass by him, I shake his hand, “Have a horrible day.”<br/><br/>Him: “You too.” 2026-02-20T15:56:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy5rtdsjyklu0cf6e80wv8l84cjqgzuczqcrdyt2uwv5hpaptaw7szypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4kt7w928 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8ehqt99tme38hxfqd74tp09rzf0t0xmql5pgct47srmr3tntcv3cdra258'>nevent1q…a258</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Do I seem bitter?<br/><br/>I might be a little bitter. 2026-01-15T15:54:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8ehqt99tme38hxfqd74tp09rzf0t0xmql5pgct47srmr3tntcv3czypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4kru9anc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstwrkgjum30ql648adxsct9fwn0cldky3sfdw55mqgdlcvtjarphchc7m9u'>nevent1q…7m9u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh, geez... I totally misunderstood.<br/><br/>When you said &#34;my truck&#34; you were talking about a REAL TRUCK, not the stupid, flimsy, dick-substitutes that drive around the suburbs &amp; can&#39;t fit into a normal parking spot at the grocery store.<br/><br/>Sorry. My mistake. 2026-01-15T15:53:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswx6y4qpn7wutg73j76y60lhvud89hw65yk6myu8kzwc423gzxylgzypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4ky2p46c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs295yvkt3j70x7leeld2g5ksu8eceynyuwsdyrztxxrxzu73sywyg894qxv'>nevent1q…4qxv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Tell me you drive a Ford without telling me you drive a Ford.<br/><br/>((chuckle)) 2026-01-15T12:44:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspm6anutwwep2hgp8v8w2q3dwaaxp332v7h67ekwpcwknrlm7dx3qzypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4ktsmjsl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfm88pf5xv2877wrwh87c9837llurfnu6am0txpl9uhrqk265fs3g7z30px'>nevent1q…30px</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Might your truck have been offended by some of the lyrics? 2026-01-15T12:26:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8j4ctrcmd5rlkergf6hwxt79ds0qa8h0jh04zhc40rynd80lq2mgzypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4k4pl3gk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8rfx7qwsj9ahyfdd8esyhpzrmg8dxasgvg238uppzpz2tp5at3xqqaasd5'>nevent1q…asd5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>((shudders))<br/><br/>...which I&#39;ll admit, looks a bit like I&#39;m jiggling. But I&#39;m not. 2026-01-14T16:26:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdt9gw2paf02fsmaex47ny7pa2awfvz09re444am8rksmd6em434szypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4kvdp4ce In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyv64z7xmj076ewv78hv7h5mcgxlcx6ptd505ccgtmyes4fl2rfas9ymume'>nevent1q…mume</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Had to run &#34;thinspo&#34; through a non-Alphabet-owned search engine, it being a term I&#39;ve never heard before.<br/><br/>And, uh, yeah. I&#39;m cool with never seeing any of that BS. 2026-01-14T16:24:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgcj0fydmgzp00sekgqy452tluxyew9hynvsjhc7kl7fewqzup9aqzypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4klggs0g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszthlfl3hjpjsp6vaptvd6zt5s35nungc80lsg9jlvn2za0evv0xs4tuww7'>nevent1q…uww7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’d have to be 78rpm at least.<br/><br/>Then I’d bet very low resolution &amp; frame-rate.<br/><br/>Could it then be read with a magnetic stylus? Or would it need to be decoded optically? 2026-01-05T04:22:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyevawzxm5pjtdg65r4wdu4wez8lk3k7v2u9ewxqyxwf6gyqa3ndczypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4kszj87m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspg92k62g2m74fpzss3d5v5j6p3vwan003yddey3r9h7etvs2dh8q42y86m'>nevent1q…y86m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Concur, 100%.<br/><br/>Also, I’ve never had lettuce in nachos, whereas lettuce (&amp; possibly other greens) tend to be the greatest ingredient by volume. At least, when I make it. 2025-11-23T22:23:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw7du6r7jg5wpmltg2tnht3ct3psgxhmswme0s7aexpus0gnc4dqczypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4kyqy07k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg4zrad2nmwk96nk2tsac6tr6errktwtdgpdvr576jf95m6vpjrfsuetjv7'>nevent1q…tjv7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’ll do a few soft from the Bell occasionally, but truth is I much prefer taco salad.<br/><br/>Got hooked on taco salad as a kid - mom called it “fractured tacos”. The ‘70s were a weird time. 2025-11-23T16:13:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs89x5qdaq4sgesfgmael8ljd5r6uf9maaakntrud6u2kpllfmh70qzypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4k7quua6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8ws48zh344eej4q798t2dqwqg54qfznfgefkfs535qr3scr72gxsdnz9tx'>nevent1q…z9tx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I always do soft-shell. And in that case, it moisturizes your elbow. 2025-11-23T04:02:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz5r0y5fr2xmglxy5t7zs6rg9ewkju73fndl0rl84clktg6rkxsfszypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4kwfg6tk When recipe says drain the meat, I don’t. That’s where the best flavor is. If I have to eat it with a spoon, so be it. That’s why the best restaurants are called “Greasy Spoon” joints anyway. 2025-11-18T21:07:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy4g0hzqrtjt4qzjydwdt8nka57rayxlfp3l09253ualjwl7hmqrszypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4kddwhgu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs92agwtv8gmngfescn3w3gx762tc7mkdqr2rhqzlspkwa4r7j377qphw85l'>nevent1q…w85l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My gut tells me it&#39;s too late to expect any election to do any good anymore. I suspect those days are over.<br/><br/>At this point, I expect the best people can do is build the underground resistance, and underground railroads to sneak people to Canada, Central America, Caribbean, etc.<br/><br/>People with big sailboats &amp; truckers will make a decent living.<br/><br/>Still, keep trying, voting. It might work. 2025-03-31T19:51:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs92agwtv8gmngfescn3w3gx762tc7mkdqr2rhqzlspkwa4r7j377qzypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4kactv5m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdmpf2xprhfyrnt0uuy30acap366jqmh64fh80zawkreeh2gjyfvga56ytq'>nevent1q…6ytq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And with the millions of apathetic shitheads we&#39;ve got not voting, and the millions of moronic sycophants supporting him, and the many who would vote against him if they weren&#39;t literally threatened with violence for doing so, I think the orange vajunt could get enough votes that he could win even without grand shenanigans at the Electoral College level.<br/><br/>Literal fatal mistake to not prosecute SWIFTLY starting 2020. Going to be brutal, I fear. 2025-03-31T19:45:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs22nn7rzk3ce9ymfvhzn8rqv6xe8jk4h6kzh6juxlkzfacwugt2jqzypdlaju4c96gz4lze5vkdeqy7nj37jckjktcf4sv8cu5e9tgupe4k6dl2an In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0zt3tfgczzenz5eldeg7j48uv8vwuuszre6zn6q66cxwc7dzx8scesaxgv'>nevent1q…axgv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Good point.<br/><br/>Doesn&#39;t even matter if SCOTUS rules against him. The Executive Branch is where ALL the #LawEnforcement is done, and of course the #MilitaryCommand <br/><br/>That said, my bet is he doesn&#39;t even try to run. Rather, they&#39;ll cancel/disrupt the entire election, &amp; he&#39;ll just stay.<br/><br/>Remember your H.S. Guidance Counselor. If you were bright, they pushed you toward college. If you were dim, they pushed you toward military. It&#39;s gonna be a military coup that keeps him in power. 2025-03-31T19:20:38Z