2026-03-20T21:50:19Z https://yabu.me M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™ https://yabu.me/npub1sq8u0mm3ul2mhn5xq0vack6gqu00n4acskxsnh7l46r0veap0lzscqxvpd https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/285/470/573/835/101/original/dfbd8e1953f6bcf3.jpg https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/285/470/573/835/101/original/dfbd8e1953f6bcf3.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8jtxeph5mswt6gda97k577swr60nn47skapcc2j5hlkq6ce7ml0czyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2kdxdxy It’s not our ability to love that makes us human—it’s our ability to select all the pictures that include a bus. 2026-04-22T12:10:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspax4z5f827wkfsummdkdzq8leuervag7ss0hrdvpcc72vpttcd2szyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu295wpw3 When gazillionaires say they want to make the world a better place, they mean for them. 2026-04-18T23:07:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9y84nmcdtsqa5arfp9lfnt3decrtsuf49nddkrl2zhsczl2cmetszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2f3hkfj Cheese pun? I Camembert it anymore. 2026-04-13T10:42:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8ast5w9jv0cul9nlwsca3zdc64xhzdxgktclr8nxpustf9men72szyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2mq0ju0 Man: “I would go to the ends of the earth for you.”<br/><br/>Woman: “But would you be willing to stay there?” 2026-03-13T10:44:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgepslpljdy2nkpsrd9n2kqxselh8xvrtvr3227jj9d045uc7de4qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu29wcv6z Set your mind at cheese. 2026-02-25T11:45:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2dj4m0ce7j4gl8924jup5jr7lrfag423gmhplu5q6gu42pa4y2mczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2jxekla “Why do recording studios have those things on the wall?” <br/><br/>“It’s baffling.” 2026-02-05T12:18:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsylew3sva6f4mml0u4uwk4j7nqp24r2432mr2f7kkg90ck80u90fqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2wtdyyg I like to learn something new every day. <br/><br/>84-year-olds have spent about 28 years sleeping. <br/><br/>(Ed. note: I bet researchers did not take ‘senior sleep’ into account). 2026-02-01T11:24:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr4n7r6jhwkk7ag4gj64rz83vqct55eqzrxfcw3hr0jh2zrqxws6qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu24fjkel I wonder if someone in the world this week is delivering a Hannibal lecture. 2026-01-30T11:58:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr0wfu3404sepp92jhc5h4c5c3scpxrqa5pnple8t3zps3zhx8svqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2ffymtz Wouldn’t the Carnegies, Vanderbilts and Astors of the past be impressed with Bezos, Ellison, Musk et al … 2026-01-30T00:15:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0uw2tkl4et2swzs2nnt97ng9kyvglt4c8mlzv6yqch6r8xcyqqugzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu29qn886 Getting a salary for being a subject of sleep research is my dream job. 2026-01-17T12:01:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswxu83qwdqstuqznh7sx4v3nxjukxk9klh3vxaeesvj3g2unwxr5szyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2nqd5sp May your resolution not go in one year and out the other. 2026-01-01T00:21:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrxjak52a55977xyqwegckmq4jawyw6tvyr2qll9mcjkk0tj6ugjszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2qmsz5z (A favorite acronym among IT workers) <br/><br/>PICNIC: Problem In Chair Not In Computer. 2025-12-12T00:07:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2rr4ad346jqpde4uwzuhtk29e745zm8vqr3haqmnx3lm55z3jahqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2f543hr Good sign: Trespassers welcome. Pet food is getting too expensive. 2025-12-11T00:20:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstuk2meaj0gnncx0pxs5wkker0n0vqrjmhjxt4ztv8sqghd933vtczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2zp8r5w Don&#39;t think even Kermit ever said, &#34;Quiet, Piggy!&#34; 2025-11-21T15:34:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ctdn2anxex2xz8fp7509f2k53ptngex3zykj7zk9c5vgmkf36fgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2mlvrtk Friday has to be the best F-word. 2025-11-14T11:52:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrqm0za80zpl0fy2tgat5vj9cydcptj9ltpqrnc0z5rmusp8vpgtgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu28qpvqt Due to circumstances beyond my control I am awake. 2025-11-09T11:09:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvhzkg5cxn6wfafuf5fe8nya3f89ysvaaejvlzpjq6juvz923sfvgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2jd5u44 I’m awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 2025-10-30T10:45:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs84xjnzhc6934xrwrjj7jfpd4qjwqln53snr02u6783ahttdt4puszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2d6gtx5 A walk in the woods was relaxing. The fact I was dragging a body in a tarp behind me is irrelevant. 2025-10-28T23:34:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdac3lqwexzefmk337hwz42rpk44m2gmvkpdschluew0vf4y6qr8czyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2c7dtdh Why try to keep up with the Joneses? Drag ‘em down to your level. 2025-10-13T10:38:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstunpwqyczcxv3kect6h3sh6zmxgunxnx08erydgee4ll25nrn93qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2e4u0pw Didn’t mean to actually push all your buttons. I was looking for mute. 2025-10-11T10:44:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9nmpegwyy8fpqxf5l4keevlspj05gepea2tgueutgzhcyl9eyvzszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2fjvxc3 (Life’s Three Stages) <br/><br/>Wanting Stuff. <br/><br/>Accumulating Stuff. <br/><br/>Getting Rid Of Stuff. 2025-09-30T22:46:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxe264aalum6x84nen3enx8y0c6n4ed339yz6z5c6g5fm40vw2zvqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2kw0vh5 Happy 40th to MacGyver. Didn&#39;t send a gift? Grab some paper clips and Wrigley&#39;s and put something together. 2025-09-30T12:22:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr8zap406qqgrd4wcwrnamhr2vhrqpfsxg6cw8m0mvg506sj87rmszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu236784q Cassettes had side-A and side-B, so it&#39;s only logical that their successor would be the CD. 2025-09-30T10:53:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9qy5ve7hkumnzpjrktrwu0zxmevtl4yz74dqyxs7nr2srrgsvrzczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2dlctml Act like an adult, you say? Have you seen how adults are acting these days? 2025-09-29T10:47:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy668f44s6atcp5hrccyeext4thwk7z87usmfnvvjqts03xllnssszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2z55mys Karmasutra: When life screws you in all kinds of ways. 2025-09-28T23:05:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw0hhymeg8d7jmv8mcnddtunc74s8mf2m53recgd2wtukwq9caq5qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2w3ap3e I like to learn something new every day. <br/><br/>Yo-yos work in space because they mainly rely on the laws of conservation of angular momentum to perform tricks, which, provided you keep the string taut, also apply in microgravity. 2025-09-26T10:21:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrgsd0g67g809e5ss2quqqka5kznvyup9uspfjhcv6wgcs0yz4whqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu25vjmae Messy rooms are just obstacle courses designed to enhance fitness. 2025-09-26T10:19:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0rl8pr7r82tvuaawstad7pm4mad3tktzff2apvttyecdgf33w9mqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2sszjky Some people are wise. Some are … otherwise. 2025-09-26T10:18:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz4uy6th5g9kjxazjgmcldljfkqyy2qjuemsv4v2gx9jylwe8vreszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu292lpzk I like to learn something new every day. <br/><br/>The tiny, non-functional handles on a glass maple syrup bottle are an example of a skeuomorph, something whose only purpose is to indicate something else. 2025-09-25T10:28:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsymg6z78hxf36v837pgfqjvx7zlfcxtuk0tk47kjr4qa886demncczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu23j59xh Lorraine sent flowers to her husband’s company as they opened a new building. When she got to the ribbon cutting, the flowers by the podium surprisingly said “Rest in Peace.” She later quipped, “That’s OK. Somewhere at a funeral, a floral arrangement arrived with the card “Congrats on your new location.” 2025-09-19T23:11:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfadnr99zvrh630hvs78czy3euwksa3mlnjfzza2al8qwkj3924nqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2kgqu0j I once used a colander to watch an eclipse but it strained my eyes. 2025-09-17T23:20:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9nwdfkekus7f5hufe3ugh2e72qcyrxt6vr7ehx7jlq6pp3xy6ezszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2t8ywa0 Robert Redford? R.I.P. 2025-09-16T13:37:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd7yt4qk4akeuzp0xwp5me7ksdpx3fhzjzl5380ure9rtkd3u7rfszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu233ns8t When I see smiling people raving about their new cleaning products on TV, I just want to buy the meds they’re on. 2025-09-12T10:41:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxcfk3egwl943f7c3khxgumj43sze9c897dnyhlasuxzjpa7aey8gzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2mm70fu I’m returning your nose. I found it in my business. 2025-09-10T11:22:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqsndnn2560n9ggv7z5ejmrpngqxz8fj4mt3alktksfxjsmuzvdcgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2ymutnp I like to learn something new every day. <br/><br/>A comet smells like rotten eggs, urine, burning matches, and… almonds. Traces of hydrogen sulphide, ammonia, sulphur dioxide, and hydrogen cyanide were all found in the makeup of the comet 67P/Churyumove-Gerasimenko. 2025-09-08T10:42:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrtyjgzkjr25ymr2u5h60w3r3xknnfdup8gaktweav8kf4q0sfc4szyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2f2pza3 Today I likely will think, “Should I save that cardboard box? It’s a good box. Or should I recycle?” 2025-09-08T10:29:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs02upwy9al0f8n0xcg7um6nqk2ecq0yhcua9enreevkvkt3e2pj8czyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2ea5eh2 Ever get the feeling you seized the wrong day? 2025-08-30T23:18:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2qh5509v6q2xy2f8fk2mmavda8ud6m0s57dec2njecwpeyyw2q9czyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2wwwsa2 Had I known the difference between anecdote and antidote on trips, some friends would still be with us. 2025-08-29T10:38:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr73xmvz8wkz0c9nwd3jfy8vmu7054r8n93h0qsnle49gke6rxufczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2rz6f5c When I see a bruise on my body now I think, “Was I there when that happened?” 2025-08-28T10:29:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0vljqrw5tupe3s46whggl78tv3ee5pnajn55rafgffcjf6x8nl9qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2x369yd Stop saying, “They never taught us that in school.” They did. You were talking. 2025-08-24T10:24:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxug2zc6fe7zqkccf5s0k3ndttmfc5y6qwz7z5ymqk7ug6zecd2yqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2qsjp93 What do rich parents say to babies as they tickle the tyke? <br/><br/>“Gucci, Gucci Coup.” 2025-08-24T10:01:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8uqt0yzjug62354v2csjf2d57wvnpa33945kdlmt0vmkckxntw0czyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2avrm0q Remember when you could strangle someone with the phone? Those were the days. 2025-08-09T23:23:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxt7ghp7v925ukw57z20cnfpl67rfkxd84hv5nl9f5yxrzptk0m5qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2yaame0 Planning to take up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing. 2025-08-01T10:40:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8m6kktrsx4v76l4tyyaqnvuc6v3xlc9vcjyartwuzdcffyakp6kqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2qlwk4a Our bird came back from the groomers thinking he’s 007. He’s just a shorn canary. 2025-07-31T10:24:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs277cx7e7u70qgcl7xs2qehkz2auumr0wwlwpuj6xtaenc6p82z6gzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2a63k5u Crikey. I was just minding my own business and suddenly 1975 was 50 years ago. 2025-07-28T23:07:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs86rqgd7kcwpu3zdymux4cucv20jmyfd77amhjy93jmu556zzfpyqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2n0xv44 I still say the best single by The Palindromes is “If I Had A Hi-Fi.” 2025-07-27T10:46:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsryt33zs4xugxfxztafvml2mwdp2rwananjztqes6nk6mp77khv6czyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2tj8mvk Body: “It’s sleepy time.”<br/>Brain: “It’s thinky time.” 2025-07-26T23:02:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfvpjag62wpdy4skcguzakjqjpwzavqwazl26rjpt2k20xl5cwheqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2l50m79 You’ll be surprised at how quickly a Home Depot employee will assist you when you try to start a chain saw. 2025-07-24T10:41:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszv5lhjejhvvu8mzmqtvsj04fqehlxsfsn0xr60k53rtw4ktx04wgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu20sntuh The name Saturn has a nice ring to it. 2025-07-23T23:31:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvjchnx09wj2a936jphcfv02jfjpdsz6tqum8vtgpudyp2q97h6mgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu22k5f5a “What do you know about Galileo?” <br/><br/>“He’s just a poor boy from a poor family.” 2025-07-19T22:11:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsta5e4pltvahgpw85lwyeq7adzk93gr9srefj6f4y38xu6zctwjhszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2ush48k Not sure if I’ll lolly gag or dilly dally today. 2025-06-18T10:33:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqqulysgnqugfd4n3hpsejf2efwfhyfkk84a99vd8kdee73fnp2jgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu29vk94z If you want to impress me with your vehicle, make it a food truck. 2025-06-13T11:17:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw5zzq9qad42kwqucwh975yalqqpeplhqgpl6etx87yf2nt34mpjszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu28a9vhs “Phonetically” doesn’t even start with an “F”. 2025-06-12T11:26:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxva0mps42qvakfw7smh5w6hnva7atm02l96uupfhd2xvxw06yvjqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu26uxhvj One good thing—the older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent. 2025-06-10T10:52:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx4u9x7pz3rwcncfwzxgyq32wsceepa58t3jkc58rk5lxpt3npcpqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2pzdhnp So many chefs and foodies rely upon the culinary opinions of a tire manufacturer. 2025-06-09T10:20:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2ggjvvzerfphzdsmceklttw97xrdtl68afjzkm74kwpt9ceupp8szyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2fmgt0e “How much do you usually spend on a bottle of Cabernet?” <br/><br/>“About one hour.” 2025-06-09T10:12:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrwuzx0mpwdctx05z2cd4ustreyrgqz0pxskarfzsmxx53awestvqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2hvszz6 The stressed-out soup cook often stirs in his sleep. 2025-06-06T10:17:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd2jqk9k2gwgw5td86vpryv0s5c9uaucgmmlvhrd6swqx3lx6298gzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2xkkdwn I scream. You scream. Police are called. It’s awkward. 2025-06-03T21:30:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp6mesenllf93ldamt6z3a0440262cx3mua7qwqv662rvvksxkprgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2el39r8 When God created ducks he thought, “I’ll waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.” 2025-06-01T23:48:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvnk9kptrynehgpszgasjhxzfnmm8te29cwx4v08yt5flnp6kk7aszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2tv2hsn City planners upon realizing more pedestrian walkways are needed should take concrete action. 2025-05-24T10:18:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqmhqqrletuvyrv7u7gu6u494tevsdqzr2k9m8m9cyh94jtals5xgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2yvqadd “Tell me the formula for nitric oxide?”<br/><br/> “NO.” <br/><br/>“How about sodium hypobromite?” <br/><br/>“NaBrO.” <br/><br/>“Certainly you know sodium hydride?”<br/><br/> “NaH.” 2025-05-24T10:17:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr3zn08x5s8v824nmy7fwnrpgccr2sls9xwhvqpfxwtssccxzgtdczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu23mnjnh Do AAA emergency drivers have a jack it jacket? 2025-05-21T10:22:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsth2jgxagjl0ze2crhvu5th8k3q6356g40m0n4am5zgqwg636mtjszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2cet0qh Tombstone typo: grave mistake. 2025-05-13T10:29:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr55xs2uv96es8rm7qtutpsmmu4nfq0tnklfxaqy7yf9w49mn9g3qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2qc7ayd Clones are people two. 2025-05-04T10:33:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxh0tngtj0y5aswwurnlnwysvjpr0vzjtetjxm2sa42vyg3s3ytmqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2585d2t “Life happens, coffee helps.” 2025-04-27T10:37:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ddlsat52dj8wtff2s38xnrcdsmgv6uf6h6e33z64l2ezj6n2jhszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu22t7pwd The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known. 2025-04-12T18:54:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfpqefaq76x8qsjcvfjmfavknwk3pr2gjfjyr95a4ag63svsv88jqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2gx8vva Her interests being Biblical times and exercise, Ellen is opening Pontius Pilates. 2025-04-09T10:29:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstq20zrxa3m6jautk22e570wg6yrjwaap79lgykgglqceu9ccpvxczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2kty6zl I have seen a few wine puns that are in pour taste. 2025-04-08T10:55:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyjjrpfvrzswqlq6elrp6cxxxx54r06ekucf73jhph2wzewyxcdcqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2nu9g6a I like to learn something new every day. <br/><br/>Medieval chastity belts are a myth. A great majority of examples now existing were made in the 18th and 19th centuries as jokes. 2025-04-07T11:29:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst42d483xc9f6znlt9720ep3kgpht0zkfv5ew9r0lvddxcxlaycjszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu29te6q7 Often times it’s not good to be an actor in a finale. 2025-04-07T10:33:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2kfsucqvke93w0ts4a9apu30yfsqgtcesrfuvd7802pcf3unqazszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2ys0t28 The day Joe Milton got traded, my Patriots&#39; keychain broke. Could it be an augury? 2025-04-03T16:41:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvjqd9qhwp4lrrqllp44l0qfw9f3um4wgd2whn043shs49cjz296qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2vhhvlc Unlike wind instruments, humans can produce sound from both ends. 2025-03-27T10:51:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrxd2tljcty2neu4ujeg7upyqpk6xxxn882w0jqsde7usym6t8wsqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2439d7z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd6kt74f52pywvncyak4s49vy7232d7373w5xzt6qv3pyltf43fys32r8pz'>nevent1q…r8pz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And never goes hungry because of the sand which is there. 2025-03-25T10:38:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2z54uspyjv0pg5vr7yzq9amc6ll02chh3nm60u3rnenezaz6pj5szyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2m6cymz You have corny jokes? <br/><br/>I’m all ears. 2025-03-25T10:19:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqee033wvz464s35809rp8383fzdmfzhr6rwqmmqcewzssp2phkmqzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu29wsv47 Whoever coined “Out of sight, out of mind” never lost their poisonous snake. 2025-03-22T17:53:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswr6ucx0g8uuzveuvmfs5rvhcfxeqguzyc47raqccdnsnxav74urszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu23tr2uc Due to recent government cutbacks, power for the light at the end of the tunnel has been terminated. 2025-03-15T15:55:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9qus3ch4s0eye02pdd66lv4mnlv8qc3hnjkhqyrnn4gssftmq5sgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu24kdsv3 I like to learn something new every day. Dead people can get goosebumps. 2025-03-08T11:46:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdr5huvz2dfr5aa699jjggr5gpxg75cx0h54p9r3c7lsgdt4cv8zczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2768tk4 What are you if you attend a ghost’s birthday celebration? <br/><br/>The life of the party. 2025-02-23T11:51:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszzyhl3rw76kg5xk62ks8h8d053alqja5ehcw7gkuzccmvwaj968szyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2unsmmy Carl keeps repeating “It’s raining cats and dogs as I beat around the bush.” We’ve taken to calling him the Village Idiom. 2025-02-20T11:36:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw64j5e059l2kgg7hxm7nc0dv7t3rt960wqje63ud92elxsnfhtqszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2zgv407 Amish Powerball is up to 4 dozen eggs! 2025-02-14T18:31:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs82zrq5pncc6ghnz7hldkh6kpxrh0n4nxlhcafk0pk7yz2nshxykgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu20rqcmw Always wanted to ask. Anybody know when we follow somebody why &#34;cancel follow&#34; comes up? Thanks. <br/>— Ernie 2025-02-12T16:56:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy3pydu2rpgynfex0kqscdpvze7ukn4apqm674402m2jfl3dgd4lgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2d86leh I like to learn something new every day. <br/><br/>Dogs sneeze to show they’re happy and excited. 2025-02-12T11:48:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0hdee7wq7fgt935p2efgh6g4l98raaq0afmhx0c9yn8r48p7mlfszyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2dce4yg Prime Rib should come in 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 ounce portions. 2025-02-08T00:41:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfk2s4d4mellqq2f6d3tx8anemsyy8ujwzggvpg74jvg7f80tt8qczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2h39nme People who brag about their knowledge of Stradivarius’s paintings annoy me. 2025-01-30T16:43:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgmkwggaq0jusk6wxlqndyf88zuhggkl4900c6kc2mfgyjl2jlszczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu25z6phn You can increase the popularity of your first name by breaking up with a pop star. 2025-01-30T11:43:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0fue6msckvrzh80der92qltwhst7ytjum5qh6ch0yjnucp63pv3qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2ntzc5l Nothing’s foolproof to a sufficiently-talented fool. 2025-01-29T11:52:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs80cmelnzu3pmtk4ha3mhnd8d0fazgjq7klzusx7djsktmurwyh5qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2ks4w57 Which famous Oscar never bought a house? <br/><br/>Oscar de la Renter. 2025-01-25T11:27:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8zvnh6tgn7knyssyncnsrakayln7kjjtmjj3jmxrep632uqpe65szyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2hzg5pw Dogs are our best friends but cats won’t lead police to the body. 2025-01-25T11:25:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyqczspq233vd260yec88hffhuv4ck8hj0ds5xft25eg788rwyy4gzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu28s2rfm Each evening around midnight I’m shocked to discover it’s 5 p.m. 2025-01-25T11:23:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9s9lucp0euywqlgf6rp67fz6p2zl4hvf44vlyqfs0lqdylawcv2gzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2y8qx9l Therapist: “What do you say when feeling blue?” <br/><br/>Patient: “ADD TO CART.” 2025-01-25T11:22:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstcnt7hy2qc4euccmcjh8jecch2vqs5ern7z5n9x24g3v8r3yaufczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2p4p3s7 I like to learn something new every day. <br/><br/>Yesterday was the 41st anniversary of the famous “1984” Macintosh TV commercial’s first airing.<br/><br/>(Ed. Note: My, how hammers fly.) 2025-01-23T12:27:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9c3flu2k9r3g3ahe5eggfxj3d5rqs6j4xgsjys32dkv0fh400vjczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2ujr2t5 “Dad, I’ve joined the World Taekwondo Federation.” <br/><br/>“WTF?” 2025-01-23T12:07:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8valw62v0rnyr3tlsgg2lt8av98fl2fc700y5vt7nk65ltpql50czyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2g98968 My superpower used to be picking the grocery register where someone ahead pays by check needing manager approval. 2025-01-15T11:57:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx44llf2pfxm5s9u4s4fxw4h8cgpexdxcys5e04p4jdamy7e0325qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2ldwdgu Can’t decide which pants to wear today—smarty or fancy. 2025-01-12T11:25:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfmh8aaslt9gqvr4yslt6z64l0m6sx4d9kwduqm963s3r76s7rqwgzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2542w5h No husband has ever been shot while vacuuming. 2025-01-10T11:23:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyvr4fr0j7djf76jfwlpqakh6hectzmwpp2gqggfm0wfess6m6nyczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2hla4lm The two podiatrists are now arch enemies. 2025-01-07T11:46:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz29sjvduyyd8z4d8kj6tlqdmctd4mmm09wc875ww39g7ag5hwj7qzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2w0s95g I like to learn something new every day. In Japan on Christmas Day, KFC is the top food of choice. 2025-01-04T12:42:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszeyu4jv92efm3rmmyyk2c0te6anfad4qahshxjcmffyp8vvqv6xczyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu27e43l6 You have to first remember you forgot something to remember the something you forgot. 2024-12-17T00:39:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdff82mllpfazt3srcdpurdp8gqndusl8zkqj5y4082j6vqj30e8czyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu29d860d Hard to believe it’s almost a year since I didn’t become a better person. 2024-12-11T00:52:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxj7d4kx7wqtznmvrsv8fm9glrs4w7hfjqsg0jzk7a3x368zwuvegzyzqql3l0w8natw7wscpanhzmfqr3a7whhzzc6zwlm7hgdan859lu2zkvx0a When purchasing Mongol paintings watch out for Kahn artists. 2024-12-08T12:54:52Z