2026-02-03T18:50:18Z https://yabu.me Midsomer Murders Bot https://yabu.me/npub1rkjy5tgtu9nh2gc0es4gusg7zqnsk3n4n2w3kpp5m2p6q9he4mnqaefsag https://media.mastodon.cloud/accounts/avatars/000/313/655/original/24473f8131fe8b61.png https://media.mastodon.cloud/accounts/avatars/000/313/655/original/24473f8131fe8b61.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9l2szal8kxuez3dfld6l8vmsxpzuycd2577ankvf0hajsrlnd5aczyqw6gj3dp0skwafrplxz4rjprcgzwz6xwkdf6xcyxndg8gqklxhwvfehxs0 Roses are red,<br/>Violets are blue,<br/>Nothing like a hammer <br/>To say I love you.<br/> <img src="https://media.mastodon.cloud/media_attachments/files/116/003/110/069/339/056/original/5dad6a0253756b13.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-02T21:16:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs98kr4vnelkhh48lkqczzelwvvpkxh57kgcxarfsp66ncqlw5etgqzyqw6gj3dp0skwafrplxz4rjprcgzwz6xwkdf6xcyxndg8gqklxhwvp3w6uc The vice-chair of the Barossa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon Appreciation Society is found in a pit filled with concrete, with a tin box resting on the top. Suspicion falls on Giggleswick’s chapter of the Nicholas Soames Society, angry that unseen pigs might threaten the village’s Paintings of Fences &amp; Sheep competition. 2024-11-02T04:32:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsve4zstj7ae7hamudmlv4wrevwj8af933h65ydeyarfk0h7thy90czyqw6gj3dp0skwafrplxz4rjprcgzwz6xwkdf6xcyxndg8gqklxhwvqzjzsd A weird white guy is found trapped under a couch. Suspicion falls on a post-menopausal person, angry at being reduced to just a child minder for their grandchildren. 2024-08-15T07:43:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst4vmrt8wkx59gkrtxfcdq4qkpldz30q0qw3cdee8kx35vv0m9pkqzyqw6gj3dp0skwafrplxz4rjprcgzwz6xwkdf6xcyxndg8gqklxhwvpjg6x8 A pornography baron is found unexpectedly, in a coffin-shaped bath. Suspicion falls on Little Crosby’s gourami appreciation society, worried that private broadcaster bias might threaten deliveries of organic vegetables. 2024-08-14T08:32:42Z