2026-04-03T15:05:27Z https://yabu.me Mama's Pinky Toe https://yabu.me/npub1re96me77752m50j9h726hd8lnfpjpcx93huz8mtk5v3rfxkgh4jq6u2mgp https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/388/887/489/214/603/original/63e802f50012ac04.jpeg https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/accounts/avatars/109/388/887/489/214/603/original/63e802f50012ac04.jpeg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0a3c9zjlkgar5dhkzg9kkur8jrs8lqdkep3d6gleexfnlnnxha2qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgtpljc4 You&#39;re meeting friends for brunch. Do you still eat breakfast? 2025-12-22T21:41:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsydxxrqk9e8gcvjesr6lrsqssqmhtenwg6sy692s9z6qfrrk8nncszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgw0mgpe If you are zaftig and your sister is cruel, she may say, &#34;Pregnant lady coming through! Pregnant lady coming through!&#34; because she is so fucking funny. 2025-09-29T04:02:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfdkd9y6fmnfudsasl7amqtrefl0xhy54xw5cfye60nq604fcdp2gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg7j4qkd There was a kid in our junior high school who found a dead body. He was weird but finding a dead body made him cooler for a while. He never found another one, though, and people kind of lost interest in him. 2025-08-15T17:20:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8z22tyhgkuq4zv90ppn57acqz32c3xmv4zuz0j3zjkvh98ce0szgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg7yhuf7 I wonder how long you could live trapped in a 7-Eleven. Two years I bet. 2025-08-07T18:46:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszmsa7chsmnvw8y49csjjzt67cetkselpcj50cv32mz3pldl5kamqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg5aqn2d At one time the most famous ZIP code in America was 60609. 2025-05-05T07:20:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszxzval80txyxk3e48asp6pn67wkyua5pu97xuz076at6cswcpmlczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg4zyq8e Flag Day is to be renamed Fuck You Day, except in the South, where it will be known as Fuck All Y&#39;all Day. 2025-05-02T21:10:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0lm64434pccyfqf83rextmmmnw5usqk8jwfz2qk2ly2veudz293qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg6w4tg8 I can&#39;t tell if he&#39;s humping the bike or the bike is humping him.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/436/510/770/429/162/original/0b53459b9f070049.png"> <br/> 2025-05-02T05:14:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyf5xr0c9fltx5k3r3q5gwwkjc6p6x0ry86y070jzjz7l6ugr3fjgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg3gnrtq You are bullshit. I am antibullshit. When we meet, I will destroy you. 2025-04-29T03:11:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2myurdtv5plp4me8ced3npzt2v24tfdmyezs7x3zltejsu8e0pmqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgxrvfdt I am in love with . . . 2025-04-22T14:57:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdmjvymwuj7unara2fntqxkv2ffk2f3kw0tzm0lul0cx4ry4hph5szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgxzjmmj I wonder if JD and Usha did the dirty in Greenland. 2025-03-30T04:19:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyssre3paen2lmpf6varzuuxgjc5z39m0zdf03az38guvy4qlg88szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg4czm32 Amber Ruffin, guilty of JWB<br/><a href="https://bit.ly/3QVDhVW">https://bit.ly/3QVDhVW</a> 2025-03-29T21:26:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszmgrv3lqyjlx3pna5mhey4vuglpkpvefryt8vs294507wpm84ymszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgq7sqxn Canada is breaking up with US because of HIM. 2025-03-27T23:13:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9w0u3w8znyea40njzmrzs8uz9pdmt3d3fm90mzgcjzka8jf4ylwczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgxkrs5z Would you sell one of your ears for $10? 2025-03-27T19:37:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9xxk62elhnl39n7kp7xz9xw5q06cyqrzxmgnxxeuf3y5lsl67jdszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kguy7jzr Not all members of Trump&#39;s cabinet are as smart as he is. 2025-03-25T18:01:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdmuaxzr6tx2ad857w9y30tylfhg8weaexffd69y966sc4zamcdtczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgvumgq5 Guys, I&#39;ve got some bad news about Toonces.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/224/063/147/931/376/original/bc465cedd4217c08.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-03-25T16:43:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqhs6j8fdn3fxfz0j8ggqtj2nksyagrzwq3anzwsfat86z6t0w8lqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg42ddt3 I am willing to be paid $50,000 to visit Qatar.<br/>#SponsorablePost 2025-03-25T16:19:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvx75y2k0dl8a84shg6vq8e4l77ddhg4vc5raa9fu4e5q0evdktrczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgv067ef I left my wallet on the train this morning. A man I have never met will hand it off to me on the last train this evening. I think I may have gotten mixed up in espionage. 2025-03-24T19:13:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvaqvgnlm9ustln694qxf0s7t6meyjfadxgy4ns5j6g895dqlrheczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg2xss0q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrc2egc2mt33stac53gsewvvlmavahmm4udqs2yrmsv5nuz2enzysca9gw4'>nevent1q…9gw4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You have it. It&#39;s two of them, and you put them on backward. That should do the trick.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/213/392/465/918/355/original/cba3285643dff6d2.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-03-23T19:30:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs850g62mdgdmcnzhdpzvj2ael6clej7nmhdh8n5fpfqrpyypk0c8szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgfcuj0c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszelrs2xyq92tlnffvzv8u5t3xm3u4yw4jvm0hawg6p92pxysk8yc3zkpmn'>nevent1q…kpmn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Emojis are glitter for your eyes. 2025-03-23T19:24:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxxhlph0zugwhse8c22k55c5tykxdlagcz3n0ryjspqadsavwrefgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgw2swgd It&#39;s more than just shapewear. It&#39;s a bra for your butt. 2025-03-23T19:05:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqnx9lsqtln042nud66vkpjhantzgmeuf88gsr33uzewmmvq7zm5szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgyt6k8u I am going to fight emojis with hieroglyphs. Who&#39;s inscrutable now?<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/213/195/963/748/674/original/154d8af52f8b5550.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-23T18:40:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxw76vtmf4het0mpkm5ttj7e3l6wv458kp4afwyzanwlz89nz4r5szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgt0uzky In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgn38j0a347g2wl0xgjvdeysty3058k8mkp43ncwvt48hxl6tm8yca06ruh'>nevent1q…6ruh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Some of these posts are thought but not thought out. 2025-03-23T17:43:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfxtekudjhvs6j8gagzptczqjmd9s9elt9s49qx0ulgzl8ut2u7kqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgkfqu95 The right person will smell pretty. 2025-03-23T16:49:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8lkmskds9ajavkyzd6llpqrq95nzx3xq6wr5rrt74jtqd9qamuggzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg36gl86 This seems like a scam.<br/><a href="https://gofund.me/9480cf61">https://gofund.me/9480cf61</a> 2025-03-23T15:01:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs259z8f43w0ea4h4r89e5qtxe66a3m64qlsa2dpfn97un5qcnlstgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgnfxapc True Thing<br/>My niece married a MAGA and is now a MAGA herself. 2025-03-23T12:54:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9s7wwkchk0y9mxmccwe9x4hvg8k4dutjjjtfqq4fvwvnz9nd7szgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kggpqt8q Would the Munchkins be MAGA? 2025-03-23T12:49:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ugq5qd0teaz8sw7ucf3u9lk7xttjakqhrzn9t2k8cywxntdg9fgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgurtd9c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgjzlt9v7upqx5cg90667s98rj5xpzgduc2ufr3ppd9dduce5s2ucshg9y0'>nevent1q…g9y0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I had appended &#34; - an engineer mansplaining to a classicist&#34; but dropped that line. 2025-03-20T00:30:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq6wfk8zz3fzv2rgdzht9h7f2rnxqqkg9rw77zugj7e0ua0tla80qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgmg3qcl Icarus&#39;s true folly was not selecting an adhesive that could stand up to the rays of the sun.<br/> - an engineer mansplains things to a classicist 2025-03-19T23:06:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqyhplk5vt5u8fvl7px7krne9qr6l4sdm2wcvdkf9w3mzsydlhqaczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgcgurev I&#39;m going to sit back with some iced tea and wait for this whole &#34;tech&#34; thing to blow over. 2025-03-19T17:41:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp9spqkdz2u3ujdzc5rjfsqy6qy5pra0jad924py89ku2cwdjhejszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgup4j0v &#34;We don&#39;t need their cars. We don&#39;t need their lumber.&#34; Then why are you trying to steal their country? Pig. 2025-03-19T17:39:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdggj6dna7ps4d3a8n60p0n6spgw6qaa0ysygck49p0rk6vrs0ptgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kglsgf6q Bondage in the 1970s: The Pleather Years 2025-03-18T18:18:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp7adjl2gjuqfa0vccv06z0v2veh5e68ksurr93trupy89crjjyuczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg6s99zv In the commercials the babies love wearing diapers, the toddlers love wearing diapers, and the old people love wearing diapers. Everybody loves wearing diapers! This may be something to look into. 2025-03-17T03:08:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2t4gy8zdmjpz94h3zmw46k66vjtyuwa3gysyqpcv7wa6knjhpv7szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgva9a27 Don’t be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. It is perfectly safe. These chains are made of chrome steel!<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/173/335/620/055/422/original/40548b4850c72408.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/173/340/897/145/243/original/3813d03466cc4bea.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-03-16T17:43:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq23qhzlmzx4k9g5grk3nk8uh3cn7hnr9zre899zjtes345qxssmszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgp25hst Infinite time plus infinite cookies equals infinite happy. 2025-03-14T16:32:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2u375ljelzvs06fjw502qqelcl259tskgsmdgmyenxdq6n8g5u0szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg7rf63e Sure, a joke book with a 101 jokes might seem a better deal than a joke book with 100 jokes, but what if the quality suffers? 2025-03-07T19:52:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9dfgp0x2kgjtsqy0k7cc4hx6fr7nlgydf4cjr4xxqsr444axq3tszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgjax3l4 These beautiful people in the beer commercials--do they actually exist? 2025-03-06T03:13:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx9ckm53pvkvyns4420rl0g6uzvn0dnl0ywp7u4c3cmncpvhan8vgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgdm0qxa I am literally writing this right now. 2025-02-27T22:18:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstm0vqv3wmadh9hkfllx8jduxlj4qptmzpdhd6r80qqh0x8vsmumszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgfh5g7q - Is it because I&#39;m a grown man who plays with Beanie Babies? Is that the reason?<br/>- Yes. That is exactly the reason. 2025-02-24T04:36:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8yk32plnl2hls7pyzqslsyq6zqdmyhv6yud6hh0lnthhk9mxp87qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgrvkwjk Thanks, Mitch McConnell! 2025-02-21T20:24:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv2g9x5zkghn79kjdhdkdqtafka5mjafu89utpzkzsv484pmr2shqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kguknmwk I take thing to EXTREMES! (You can&#39;t hear me but I&#39;m shouting now and making faces.) 2025-02-21T20:07:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstnd6c2sxfxxt07czx060vp20f4tuhp26gjgtvp9cveq5aeq42x2szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg3ucrpy The young actress who played Sun Baby on the Teletubbies never grew up and never changed. She&#39;s Sun Baby to this day. She&#39;s Sun Baby this very minute. She&#39;s stuck as fucking Sun Baby forever.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/042/870/306/663/785/original/64ec882d2635b21d.png"> <br/> 2025-02-21T16:45:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswx3g6c63wuksjuwapp6y80ahy9wutpypcq760h8sl37wp7s73qlczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg23sya4 &#34;Orange Is the New Black&#34; had a character named Crazy Eyes.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/039/838/138/496/804/original/dbcdc951f27786dc.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-02-21T03:51:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdam4tc4e64rzyprcvg9mkdax7rsn5l94jsgxhat6j0qmjga4ymuszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgn4ltet In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxth96dysxp2kdlqpda8rcakjkwflg3zv469tdggyrzj8tvreme6crzjfqd'>nevent1q…jfqd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Leather shoes are saunas for your feet. 2025-02-19T21:03:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp54qny8w5mqp0unem4l294r2233cndwlsrspf7rfmwg6qu9q7s6qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg5fm2jl I would love it if a member of the White House press corps asked Trump a simple question: did Russia invade Ukraine? 2025-02-19T08:32:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfzd7x9agc0j7vxkfj5mfu6nmps3tuajxf00eh9x8hqy5evwtc87czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kglsr6k3 I&#39;m the Loch Ness Monster. Ask me anything. 2025-02-18T22:01:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8u8vcph8lpfhz8334rmg3m2h8ntcnxlcpvhn5k0g4uxqfyx7353qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgj3qqqt &#34;Heart Eyes&#34; is an insufferable romcom. I am rooting for the serial killer. 2025-02-18T20:50:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfypkhzxx8c7zkc9rd8ekp3p4ru88wzxxclpr7ld6pkd55vmy5zwczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgdlegmf I&#39;d like to introduce squirrels into our relationship. 2025-02-17T21:32:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvptx484h8fd78xum2f3jhrkerjhsc5943wfq4whzuel7uv6zvzagzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgw4axcg If I converted to Judaism, it would mostly be for the space laser. 2025-02-14T23:07:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs07a70smc056fgufd9f4nvgxpawrfmeu6kldm9gp8zfdhghe5jv8szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg6na207 This always cheers me up a little.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/114/001/424/892/576/506/original/6fec264afeef946f.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-02-14T09:04:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrdth4m7vej62pufe5tq52gwmxlc5436jy3q7r9c6p3dduw6vusggzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgpqztzz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdtzjmr2fqkeedpja427gcygs47uwae5upltqvzc2fdc8z5ytqtpqvpc5sr'>nevent1q…c5sr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Put.io is a service--a website--that you can copy-and-paste a magnet link to. It downloads a file and saves it to your account. It&#39;s ten bucks a month for 100 GB of storage. The amount of storage doesn&#39;t really matter because you just download then download the file from your Put.io.<br/><br/>Eztvx.to is the site I go to for TV shows whose magnet links I copy over to my Put.io account.<br/><br/>It&#39;s easier but less flexible than torrenting. 2025-02-14T04:36:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdu5slunk3qwrxh9gy6wu4k9qr6vm3ns5wrkp4drrdu6qqh5v099szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg4m5hf2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0k67d3lqldnklvz42gsmqsln8amq0mvp54m78zmf5jfzft8pupag7fntwv'>nevent1q…ntwv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>eztvx.to ($0) + put.io ($10 a month) 2025-02-14T04:28:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqyfpkrd0nf0rnjysjmrhd226nryc6dwc8lccn7g53fmcy746f5ygzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgpynyx6 Is this poll necessary? 2025-02-14T03:28:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspyrzmpwask9w3lle0lnqacpteg6akkhcw9uzssq5cpd8966j3reszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kglgs9rx The Teletubbies are monster babies, not baby monsters, and that makes them terrifying.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/949/373/402/401/471/original/3523a37b5210fcfc.png"> <br/> 2025-02-05T04:26:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrpte56ma08anyfdpcfp5gatxpg0ygegjkzvyghgn63hfsxgrte8gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgjav0eu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2qkj266zh7qk80jk6f0yue08zetsr8g27d72ykr79n5z25rdz3aq4l52vt'>nevent1q…52vt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Two for $3.29. I ate both. 2025-02-04T22:38:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst0hphtf73paqw7ykyfq42lgsuf62mhcszjezkzfnu8us0pltqgfqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgvx2xcd Did I eat this slice of shoe leather pizza? Yes, I did.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/948/003/598/192/799/original/b67d0cc81a017cd5.jpg"> <br/> 2025-02-04T22:36:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdcetl5s9sx4rnxv4la3akfpnhmqgkun9mgkkcfhathua2uc55xqgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg20fwuw And now Punsytawney Phil is licking himself. I have no idea what this means. Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick. Jesus, Phil, I thought you were a professional. 2025-02-02T21:10:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdz72rfuu4s6gse9sgqvf42gnmkqdu3cznu9mr936a8rx72l8tk2szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgv7fz57 It hasn&#39;t been officially announced yet, but I&#39;m probably not the next James Bond. 2025-02-02T06:24:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8c53gh5nmdyu3ry02gnj0wxhy3zqlxq9enrurgyuvd20k7hprwrczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg40gm6j My Peeing Calvin is peeing on your Peeing Calvin. So there. 2025-01-31T22:42:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszv0ccykk7gtjt5w36ntzsrduahmqnrhtn5n2j5mh9qxmwsh02cqqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgmld9nv A.I. Betty White erotica. The market might be bigger than you think. 2025-01-30T20:28:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8gexz7sxnck6h2wrxxhmgk5m4hjzxrh6djrzcyqqal3vdce26lmszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgtak9qp Everybody&#39;s refrigerator hums, but mine hums the theme from &#34;The Andy Griffith Show.&#34; 2025-01-27T01:21:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst6g0nnrad6gfkgljx3upmqwcrvp63fgxzmydre9s08w50q3ghx8czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kglkcyhz &#34;I like what you&#39;re wearing&#34; and &#34;I like how you&#39;ve festooned yourself&#34; are similar and yet not. 2025-01-25T22:33:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxl3mlu2pw38ekm0us9f2pyh39sngy3yyyc8lztzmx8nlnwq63weczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgvykug0 Lots of people are pretending to work on their laptops. I&#39;m the only one at this Starbucks pretending to work on their abacus. 2025-01-25T19:20:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9nmcnlpem8vmd7mudzugw8at6tqph679e8a3zx9hwekcmymlv4mgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg2quaj6 They call it leprechaun porn but they aren&#39;t real leprechauns. They&#39;re just little people dressed up as leprechauns having sex with each other. 2025-01-24T02:56:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswhem2pau3sgp7aa3f7rwu6jj8uv3s3flng2uzqnwwfe0m9wk8edqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgkx59w3 Hello, 911? Yes, they&#39;re playing pickleball on the Cedar Rose tennis courts again and it&#39;s driving me BANANAS!<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/879/115/757/343/854/original/81c25fb145f5178e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-01-23T18:38:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0g7aj9cksy08x7euytzqgekhq5ast8g7nvf43nj2xpvcv3rdmq8gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgzxy5lv I know the college football season is over, but shouldn&#39;t there be a Pizza Bowl? Sugar Bowl, Orange Bowl, Rose Bowl--by the way, I can&#39;t fucking eat roses--and the Pizza Bowl. What kind of America are we living in? 2025-01-22T03:19:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspl0cq3tarkmgjz944uh07f5pcgfspyqehzp60gypq7naemvzrv4qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgauxmul Every time a post has a typo, a copyeditor smirks. 2025-01-21T02:27:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv7rz8y8kyetqn80sx2xfq8ts79eyeynamc0xd5egyxzjv7aznmeqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgkvw6q5 Hot water bottle. Mmmmmmmmm. Hot water bottle. Mmmmmmmmm. 2025-01-20T18:08:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs02u3674wvd07744pd5yeywgdp6nfmcrg445ctq5e7wnwgq50hpugzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg6nxlu4 He&#39;s a barber who only barbers other barbers. The Dexter of barbers. 2025-01-20T03:45:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr38u28pffakkca64yf0v53alhaxjx6d60lqluuvkgncmgnv9s56qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kge23r2a What certain universities are to Nobel Prize winners Florida is to Darwin Award winners. 2025-01-19T05:35:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp4jh486zznrwh3xqcunf35w6kyy7swg044x7j2raelptej5dvurgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgaz4rqw My Irish grandfather was once in an elevator with my mother and some older women. To no one in particular he said, &#34;Without a doubt this is the homeliest bunch of women I have ever seen,&#34; before turning to my mother and saying, &#34;Except for you, my dear.&#34; 2025-01-18T22:14:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsplycmj8wrgfx7zwrjlhm9y0sw3lj7nu5064k4ap9l84d8ld43r7gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg2mvcxx - Is it a faux pas to arrive at a BDSM convention already &#34;leathered up&#34;?<br/> - It depends on the location. I&#39;d call the hotel or conference center beforehand for details. 2025-01-18T18:48:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw98nhsk73p49zpc0930em6srz20y3uyphxaru5zvpy3g3tu4w6pczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg449grt Whenever someone lectures me about masculinity, I kick them in the balls. 2025-01-15T16:32:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgmytgvsgn4amgkgh7t6vm4zdcywcmrkwehu46y6frvxyql66ukkqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kggcwad2 Kid Rock and the Super Bowl have the same personality. 2025-01-03T23:24:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz0ssxsn8y5yv8dkephxacvcp93shtuyh26elen7zg2sylej5ek5gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg50as6c Why can&#39;t Starbucks sell donuts? Why do they have to be so stuck up? 2024-12-31T02:01:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8hurrpspusf2p2s0up79hdjw6qrg32haqvp0wl39p5l3u2f80f0qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgd4fjeu Spot the rock star.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/715/919/089/852/562/original/5d556f97afb6f430.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-12-25T22:54:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyzac0z4yn55rhe9neq5w692q9taam0aepzthqs2f2qtuedfkauxgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg5gz89w I wrote &#34;darn&#34; and went back and wrote &#34;damn.&#34; 2024-12-22T18:23:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszsk39ktc26swux0usgpp228carwu8lwwf7vyxt6z39z4z22ax53qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgw27jje Popeye had his spinach. Kimberly Guilfoyle has her dick pics. 2024-12-11T20:08:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ex7mwlk3mfcx0uv867snnd4fy69l964a386kh4ecnuhmp8pc4uqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgazzfg9 Is Disneyland culture? 2024-12-02T00:16:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf0mcuty9h5mmgxl3c76dcz3wu74p6qjsyxt2ma3d7edkyz6jet3gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg3sayua It&#39;s not enough to be unqualified for a job in Trump&#39;s cabinet. You must be the singularly and spectacularly most unqualified person for the job. 2024-12-01T20:03:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy4vxs0n2xc8gcp2qn7v385l6a22ymmz49rtq70sssfu98vacpa9czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg7ktlce Panda Express is the only restaurant with real panda on the menu. 2024-12-01T06:12:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdpfhngh4cph5lg4kaay8vq27xmzeturk93hlzh5f95hj08g6udrgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgagx87g I suspected he was not a real hypnotist when he said I was growing Swedish, very Swedish, but here I am, doing many typically Swedish things. 2024-11-29T21:33:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9qn8sllkqt9ux6rq9lk4n8lnc28yyej9y2tv3aytpza9afl675pgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgq3lce9 I wonder if Ikea sells sporks. 2024-11-27T14:33:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspnwj9g5j0galu8enzlykye2cves8xqf2hayp6q6gyeeydvfdntdqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg6m0he9 Swear to God, it was like seeing Elvis.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/555/308/099/384/085/original/79464195c760dd2a.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-11-27T14:13:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy6mxkvgqz8mmg4kl4vk39cm9s09sz255s7k5cvkt6wlezqpmxkmgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kge60zgn I never go anywhere without a spoon in case I have to tunnel my way out of prison. 2024-11-27T00:35:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs23pclfu6hzyg6dl2gzqz837fckkvjy5amlncn0n0stq6yf9vylzszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kggnjff8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz34anc07h7d5z6nczegg9740kc5xyzqkyu008k24t6st42ph9wcq7jyn2x'>nevent1q…yn2x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Movie, 1950s. <br/>&#34;Hogan&#39;s Heroes&#34; is still very watchable, I admit. 2024-11-25T19:53:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8mq3t3npskudwww554zwtt4a0mrzjkfduqwqqtv976etvaudassqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg80d9vp Only two TV shows from the 1960s retain even a glimmer of relevance.<br/> 1. Star Trek<br/> 2. Gilligan&#39;s Island 2024-11-25T19:22:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2qqwpfxknfq4kwwngtpw9yrrsx5672gq2nt7he4y27etp2a4hr0szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kghj602l I cannot simply cross out a word I miswrite. I have to obliterate it.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/545/033/351/715/211/original/36904acf71d68c33.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-11-25T18:37:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0yx0507yflsccglxf0fhr900qc5fffz6q0ltxr4hzw7zaujr0sjczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgtgs0c5 Fake my own death? I&#39;m too busy faking my own life. 2024-11-24T00:35:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfg7y3k3v2gql5sf9jf3kccl79dpx9pz558yntz4hqae3dv38xewszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgdxvjcm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqdhl6qwqhqesh9y402l4sjmhvqff7l5xrt03z5xd5h9um02rqt8cfg05s7'>nevent1q…05s7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Collections. 2024-11-23T00:31:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd5rk6pmrqyqu9lhaw5kp23a4ql7a27ykqksk5yghcvh5r77xsx7szyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgkufxmj I like your fuck-you attitude. Young man, you&#39;re hired. 2024-11-23T00:17:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw7vxfqljn537yjp96l9mfu9hxw6t2uas2qv49rtjelqv46y64mrgzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg96q9zd If you&#39;re a real hipster, you don&#39;t just drink Schlitz. You also say &#34;Go for the gusto&#34; when you open a can. 2024-11-22T23:42:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyzc6ylhduwntgqzu3kjs09j26s8hlvl7v5320sejx8uuee5a029gzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kggvwlca I wonder if they&#39;ll dress up Stephen Miller in a little uniform or something. 2024-11-21T04:57:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq5jpreu5w06z9lmg3u7f9hk6a3svzggm3q7tw6lyz8ajzsth578czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgxs3v2f When you live alone, no one thanks you for bringing back pizza. 2024-11-20T04:04:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0f0cnwut306jjkwqfpfevus69k9ddexfc3643fltzqdctvsuny4qzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg3ywumg This is why we need to outlaw sex.<br/> <img src="https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/113/513/010/697/190/918/original/c34b595e4ce5f0fa.png"> <br/> 2024-11-20T02:54:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfmruw64jjdnmeyd6kkdyh7hfsmnrzwlw9l00tr0m7j9y33epsfugzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgy0c4kk Jimmy Durante, Karl Malden--back when men had noses. 2024-11-18T07:30:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszjkx8j6s2d5sw28se6lpfp0zwg9r86zzpscc66lnlx5aqdv4r9xqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg6qzums I won&#39;t rest till we find a fifty-eight-year-old who CAN whoop Jake Paul. 2024-11-18T07:24:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswl7qyesz9z93mgeehqnccp5q5kmy6gnttmn5jynh5up8af7ul0aczyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgktafl3 I&#39;m pretty sure Paul Lynde was gay. 2024-11-14T13:50:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxnd8afwvktqclefafllcenetcrmdmkwymg7ngamvaxkraprlmdgszyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kgswfazk White people consistently overestimate public demand for their thoughts on race. 2024-10-06T19:52:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp5mx5ve0zljgzu5rpvv22tp99q4t7vh9q09wrt3lnnphtajdlkhqzyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg9hxcgk The Canadians think they&#39;re better than us. 2024-09-14T20:32:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsznerywzk6w04u76n0m4sgdvwsz7jyn60j5w4c227nm49j6n7774czyq0yht08mm63tw37gklet2a5l7dyxg8qckxlsgldw63jydy6ez7kg6th5mp Is running somebody over in a crosswalk a more serious offense than just running somebody over? 2024-09-14T20:28:51Z