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@nprofile…59gh @nprofile…mmp3 or maybe like this? ...

2026-05-14T18:25:25Z

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🧑‍🔬 sir your weapon of mars destruction is read- 🕵 ...

2026-05-14T16:56:26Z

🧑‍🔬 sir your weapon of mars destruction is read-
🕵 mass destruction.
🧑‍🔬 mass?
🧑‍🔬 really?
🕵 yes.
🧑‍🔬 fuck
🧑‍🔬 it uhhh.m
🧑‍🔬 cant do that.
🧑‍🔬 specifically calibrated to destroy mars and nothing else
🕵 why the hell would i want to destroy mars
🧑‍🔬 i figured you had your reasons.
🧑‍🔬 the last guy who questioned your orders got turned into radioactive goop.
🕵 sigh
🧑‍🔬 soooo
🧑‍🔬 do i get another research grant?

Radiotelecomunications is like 1: If you wiggle electrons then ...

2026-04-14T00:18:51Z

Radiotelecomunications is like
1: If you wiggle electrons then electrons in a parallel wire will wiggle in the same way 😊
2: Thus, [least comprehensible 4 dimensional integral you've eveer seen]!

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2026-04-04T15:49:48Z

🦬 <- this is my bi son :bisexual_flag:👨

Imagine how many cpu cycles could have been saved if humans were ...

2026-03-30T07:40:20Z

Imagine how many cpu cycles could have been saved if humans were simply accustomed to hexadecimal numbers

if you are ever loosing a debate, use this one simple technique ...

2026-03-24T02:47:56Z

if you are ever loosing a debate, use this one simple technique to gain the upper hand:

eat your opponent

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2026-02-04T09:57:53Z

They're putting chemicals in the water that make the teeth ...

2026-01-30T20:31:25Z

They're putting chemicals in the water that make the teeth healthy

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2026-01-06T14:25:41Z

#GooNation :m2d_slime_ball:

To avoid scope creep, start all projects with the largest ...

2025-12-27T21:41:28Z

To avoid scope creep, start all projects with the largest possible scope.

Making a custom fedi instance and then making a post asking for ...

2025-11-20T12:25:14Z

Making a custom fedi instance and then making a post asking for help with a math problem, but federating a different problem to every instance so that people will argue in the replies.

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2025-11-03T03:35:32Z

Less than 1 year until Halloween :apartyblobcat:

Once we get rid of capitalism everyone will have to use thosw ...

2025-10-16T09:22:40Z

Once we get rid of capitalism everyone will have to use thosw chocolate coins for findom.

You know that thing when someone dies but then comes back but ...

2025-08-01T14:32:43Z

You know that thing when someone dies but then comes back but slightly corrupted and evil?

nanophone ❌ microphone ✅ milliphone ❌ phone ✅ kilophone ...

2025-04-19T19:26:22Z

nanophone ❌
microphone ✅
milliphone ❌
phone ✅
kilophone ❌
megaphone ✅
gigaphone ❌

Wasserwage: ❌ Kann kein Wasser wiegen Kettensäge: ❌ Kann ...

2025-04-04T07:14:44Z

Wasserwage: ❌ Kann kein Wasser wiegen
Kettensäge: ❌ Kann keine Ketten sägen
Akkubohrer: ✅ Kann Akkus bohren :neobot_explode:

Protip: every software project should have a file called bugs.txt ...

2025-03-29T11:58:35Z

Protip: every software project should have a file called bugs.txt that contains 10000 🐛. That way whever the changelog is too short, one can just delete a couple 🐛 from that file and add "removed n bugs".

Women are a scam invented by Big Lesbian to- B-Big lesbian,,, ...

2025-03-20T13:17:17Z

Women are a scam invented by Big Lesbian to- B-Big lesbian,,, :neocat_pleading_reach: les,,,,,bian,,, :neocat_pleading_reach::neocat_pleading_reach: :spinny_cat_lesbian:

The witch walks where ever she pleases. It is the dolls purpose ...

2025-03-04T00:03:04Z

The witch walks where ever she pleases. It is the dolls purpose to ensure she remains unharmed. No bullet, no blade shall ever touch her, no matter its wielder. If she wishes to picnic in warzone, she will do so. It is the dolls purpose to ensure she remains unharmed.

Living in a society where people will just casually give me ...

2025-02-22T23:28:08Z

Living in a society where people will just casually give me headpats...

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2025-02-22T19:11:24Z

:drgn::neobot::neocat::neodog::neofox::neomouse:

:drgn_smol::neobot_smol::neocat_smol::neodog_smol::neofox_smol::neomouse_smol:

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2025-02-20T12:20:33Z

Check out my cool backpack! :neobot_spoon_cat:

We often talk about how the Affini will consider a heavily armed ...

2025-02-18T18:17:16Z

We often talk about how the Affini will consider a heavily armed and dangerous human cute.
Considering the number of friends who've taken one look at the horror plants from space and decided to respond with "uwu plommy flort me!", I'd say we're fairly evenly matched in that regard.

The pharmaceutical industry should start taking inspiration from ...

2025-02-18T17:19:24Z

The pharmaceutical industry should start taking inspiration from the haskell community (no side effects)

Vampire with a huge polycule so they always have someone to drink ...

2025-02-13T19:54:46Z

Vampire with a huge polycule so they always have someone to drink from

alt: neocat thinking about spiny lesbian cat ...

2025-02-08T02:37:38Z

alt: neocat thinking about spiny lesbian cat

:neocat_floof_cute:
💭
:spinny_cat_lesbian:

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2024-04-18T15:06:22Z

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