2026-06-04T13:43:28Z https://yabu.me Uncle Duke https://yabu.me/npub1qw9vdlhcjtqattate3zkaz987y67gxr92rnzhk440ws6vhcpdk2s0uuzc3 https://media.universeodon.com/accounts/avatars/109/809/803/621/737/254/original/37f81259d30e16d7.png https://media.universeodon.com/accounts/avatars/109/809/803/621/737/254/original/37f81259d30e16d7.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd9swxh6c3lkls09pks5wmyhk69jqq4wg8v77zrrdg04623n2nxzqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2ffdxju “Quiet night, Jimmy?”<br/>“Yeah. You want that topped off?”<br/>“Not just yet, thanks.”<br/>“Mind if I put on the TV?”<br/>“Anything but the fucking news.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/335/315/848/653/651/original/507cd68295a4f380.png"> 2026-04-02T13:21:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswhn27um7hs66gtw90e285fat9gfl8jnrpama4sgu37dj0ef73vkqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke239zmsq Egyptian pharaohs were often buried with special statues made to hold small stacks of Pringles in case they got hungry during their journey into the afterlife.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/330/579/053/460/128/original/3b3f9a7d792456f9.png"> 2026-04-01T17:18:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv49fg6ppdhduyrekd0qs44qlgqm9jj6xxkt6f6zsnh7jhls03hugzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke28s3jzn It had been an arduous night; staying on the run, moving from place to place, and hiding in the shadows. But, as the sun peeked out on the horizon, Clarence let out a sigh of relief. Surely the danger had passed. He began to let himself relax. It was then that the vampire struck.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/312/550/887/724/919/original/b49947b5a5ae2df7.png"> 2026-03-29T12:51:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyg6l7zmhyuyhadvp2kw7yf78ankxldyydegxuq984qq7eeweslpczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke27zcynp ♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/306/956/133/489/411/original/a0ad0b5d6d6ddeb3.png"> 2026-03-28T13:08:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd78hgyapmqk47nkp2ld835ncryurpdzt4w2juat77djgwvfj3qnqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2j6s0r7 my best guess is a vampire fell asleep on it last night<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/301/322/170/142/389/original/8899b6bd4a7aae8c.png"> 2026-03-27T13:16:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd80d9l8ujuycph4yvweluy04us0tn98eenqpgprwm0q4uwwyvwsszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2uz4qmz the rare duck-billed platypup<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/295/624/637/733/569/original/c83eb5f09afa3bd8.png"> 2026-03-26T13:08:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrjvw4t57tcw49c792h3pehu2yt4m8rwnakmna4dakkskyt766gwgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2ey4qm3 I don’t think it will all fit in there.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/285/229/751/741/208/original/dbf42c92619bda1f.png"> 2026-03-24T17:05:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswr82e8fp632g79f7z4na4qrxfuq0dpfhe6qjuuf4jsul0p5ynluqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2qxph9w “Is this some sort of threat, Emily?”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/267/336/061/152/271/original/d2fefca82b8ba328.png"> 2026-03-21T13:13:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfhmsrp0tx20qpfhet7hv57xuhpy4upzhvjdu865h9dk50r99n56czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2e4a5gu shhh… randolph is concentrating<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/255/989/777/120/062/original/fedd1cee4cbf83e3.png"> 2026-03-19T13:07:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfutq9urgcedllqm7f7kwwkmxvpmp6gtk2m9p90h8mh6qu3k84xtgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke23vn366 “Keep pouring, Ann. You’re not gonna BELIEVE what your dog did today.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/247/460/113/696/466/original/02fadcf985b8d807.png"> 2026-03-18T00:58:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyypefg74tf978gtz0qe3dehxgqsvreg6xmf3k2mk7jls4vxwkwwszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2m429pc Phantom of the Opurra<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/199/351/534/776/635/original/fbd40b2834188609.png"> 2026-03-09T13:03:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs204ls6camp4gz7xew8p7v3z4as5vnttpcjs0vj9v87g88sts6zeszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2m76l69 they’re just begging for a car chase<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/182/510/661/286/371/original/95f2a033d5a67afc.png"> 2026-03-06T13:40:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswde8dzn9vas2yrcgm87k0plz0qclympdw46fl6jv6u4dyadcl0egzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2nud4au David Attenborough [whispering]:<br/><br/>“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/171/060/124/398/930/original/6d7527ef93915c16.png"> 2026-03-04T13:08:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst0uq02wynj97uggkmu8c09ysuena2nkhre63kur7hleu2qpz3jzszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2zsav0r Don’t put ants in your ears<br/>Or bees in your anus<br/>Lick a porcupine once<br/>You’ll find out what pain is<br/>And there’s just one last thing<br/>One final reminder<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/160/657/843/595/282/original/05c0bd0d9ffc7ace.png"> 2026-03-02T17:03:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf0hzetf3zjny3zz8fxp9zfnfqtv0swvnlk85yp4sgya8h24wt20czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2s6ggu8 Police Raid Home of Suspected Arms Dealer<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/159/862/566/558/631/original/b5b0227ec49fc4f7.png"> 2026-03-02T13:41:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2z8kmt3rd0mcpcqawhd8ac40vjdq65vchunaxt3txad8zdrvldtczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke20apnwm Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds<br/>Or a deer chew your bike<br/>Hide big wheels from gators<br/>They know what they like<br/>Geese love to rub rowboats<br/>Ducks will tickle your van<br/>Rabbits snuggle with tractors<br/>Whenever they can<br/>Squirrels smooch skateboards<br/>If a door’s left ajar<br/>And whatever you do<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/154/266/485/799/034/original/5f201c35b1e03209.png"> 2026-03-01T13:58:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgrux3paascsdgsz82tf4rqnt79c376emcx9wjgplskuyk8tddhlszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke24q29tf “Stanley, don’t forget you promised to put together the crib this weekend.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/149/570/815/244/019/original/22b675dafbe4034c.png"> 2026-02-28T18:03:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswcudj8cw8kldqdr4vxxrlwhe4sc9eh67saz4q4c29ctnkdqtqksgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2rw5uax “Hello, fellow chickens.”<br/>“Nice try, narc.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/144/721/292/707/373/original/638010d2a38ebe65.png"> 2026-02-27T21:30:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw4aatwggmqwzfw6s6gzur8ffnmqm3pdu79u9v9987q7mk02rq3cszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2cj4d4y He’s not very smart<br/>He smells kind of weird<br/>He’s poorly endowed<br/>He can’t grow a beard<br/>He’s not very funny<br/>He can’t hold a job<br/>And to be honest<br/>He’s kind of a knob<br/>He’s got one saving grace<br/>That gives him some flair<br/>They call him<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/136/940/060/873/736/original/d5e0d2e38f7e9274.png"> 2026-02-26T12:31:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx5kv3qqs88yc2ujs00et6slq8r9qccwy02jvkj4t96tsye4lpgjszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2heqdqx &#34;I know it was you, Fredo.&#34;<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/131/516/680/738/786/original/66a3fe5b7b0fe6eb.png"> 2026-02-25T13:32:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspdz6es349wurhac0g607vrfmvz0kcxcag8dfstr534a9xfed40sczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2kgphmk I woke up at 3am last night, and still half asleep, had a thought that I JUST HAD TO WRITE DOWN. Pretty sure I’d just won the Internet, I fell back asleep.<br/><br/>In the morning, I was greeted with this gem on my phone:<br/><br/>“2 ninjas are called a pair of sneakers.”<br/><br/>You’re all welcome. 2026-02-21T14:27:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrp439k3c2x4yxlhtx3ap80flj5r2xej2acmpvcruz57fvsjl5chgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2zl4ezn the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/042/675/033/315/936/original/abce8f5a890fa682.png"> 2026-02-09T21:00:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv8v6hsmfh0z053lv73hglq4msgx3yyr923dq5qtjhr7vshrlyn5czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2rpdf0k i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/116/041/082/698/985/049/original/bebd1a05dff6d828.png"> 2026-02-09T14:13:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy7t0ecxj7tcuvap2e46m3awfe8a9l5uwhg5mkhjfuzwu20fjd2sqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2c0ewmn This morning, shoveling for the 4th time in 24 hours, I was done with winter, done with snow. Leaning on the shovel, catching my breath, I heard a small child down the block shouting with unabashed joy, playing in the snow for the first time. I sighed, smiled, and thought to myself, “Fuck you, kid.” 2026-01-26T18:51:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs929ahz9jwarqtgllwtrt6l9l6d6pv5ugl42xv4ggw8sg247ycdaszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2s2c00z My wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to “put it in its place.” So, I looked at it and said, “Don’t forget that you’re only a towel,” and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me. 2025-12-14T14:07:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdyhddvhmewasajafwfga8ckqrrx5n6vmlyf7vku06yt3x423v5pczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke23cc5dv “Great, now I have to pee.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/115/606/004/178/867/618/original/9ff5d9aade96d0a6.png"> 2025-11-24T18:07:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9w5cyr3z4hzq0s066v9d69j3cswj982j7nnh7v0txfdpwf9jkcvgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2zc6l5h when you wake up in the morning after you went there last night planning to break up<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/115/397/160/190/948/732/original/57bfe7a8c739911e.png"> 2025-10-18T20:57:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgl2s8l5vjjtwddvfvyz9nfjrykuehu98qcphzj6543ek02mjjg0qzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2xuwyy6 I just felt a small, but genuine thrill when noticing we’d finally finished the awful lemon-scented hand soap in the kitchen, and it had been replaced with my favorite cherry blossom soap. It would seem that I have a favorite hand soap. Such is the rock and roll lifestyle I lead. 2025-10-12T14:25:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvf7lj062z5x0lul59mhhfzj5pm59962254tghrsez3djkyn7k6sqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2zxf4l2 “First, I’d like to say how excited we both are to be here with you this morning.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/115/021/566/995/251/715/original/b95e925884cbc151.png"> 2025-08-13T12:57:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy09cehxmynapsj3wd8rhau24zechpw3fcdmr5r234sfeyg0efyzqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2ufpz9u on my way to steal your girl<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/999/058/904/272/510/original/7f59ff04138cbeed.png"> 2025-08-09T13:35:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2fgdt2q2y4fyr6670l49necuz02fdnfjnq7umjvs2v53n9acjpaqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke27luhq5 Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/976/253/483/677/463/original/23287cffda29142d.png"> 2025-08-05T12:54:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrxv6zkhtpspnya4f8r3q0f9cc8f8u7qfmq6hz94t69ycftp8lnsgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2lpqkrt i don&#39;t know why women even bothered putting on underwear in the 70s<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/967/601/887/294/664/original/235417d91a73109d.png"> 2025-08-04T00:14:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswuxdlg2d4sd2x62yajakt9lg554g5esf7lfzhqzvqrz8wc7g9juqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke28yk7zv ♫ and she’s watching him with those fries<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/962/175/143/921/493/original/0f1857145147ff7c.png"> 2025-08-03T01:14:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspl0pz9f42whj7sncl4tv3h9juulp0tvegcgmzgx9c59t5k7cjkgqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2fzddt4 me: i’m back<br/>carts: *cheer wildly*<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/956/488/432/797/628/original/c18ce0f7f118925b.png"> 2025-08-02T01:08:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspttdtlh30ft8nqlftgn0c9ken3w42u7rmpwdu954er8xpesch6rgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke258nfx9 no one ever likes to admit that one of their kids might be smarter than the other<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/953/592/072/683/564/original/4a7514b4bfed8704.png"> 2025-08-01T12:51:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0xs5d333033el2mas7mpfwj8xcn9r7sqj9j73tpr94xt2sft0kgqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2r43uh0 and it opened up my eyes<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/937/144/758/434/936/original/6c7c473c444f6cb2.png"> 2025-07-29T15:11:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfy8x6aed2uf8lazzwlnsm8ex9mf47mychng72umcw7ut256rt79qzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2ntaep7 when someone tells me to “smile naturally”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/930/987/499/494/726/original/84aa0d5ad4d0a96e.png"> 2025-07-28T13:02:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfk7snc8jde04yk5mk630uf350cdrk7uqzeqlqpf26jd0dhldnstszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke272swxx “Where’s Chris?”<br/>“I don’t know.”<br/>“You told him three o’clock?”<br/>“Like ten times.”<br/>“Fucking drummers.”<br/>“Should we wait a little longer?”<br/>“Screw him, take the picture.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/927/945/900/774/731/original/866a35061bbd9ecf.png"> 2025-07-28T00:08:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrm657vcm5xx282erqanvpua6g5d934yps0tvmk8su056gckxh47szyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2qs2cpu “NOT ONE WORD, KATHLEEN.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/925/379/624/540/279/original/8936189b212b2b22.png"> 2025-07-27T13:16:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswxk7524cdh3pvjpujt4rer9kfmvjccdhhl7na2kh926s2ehn3m3czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke29x0s27 STEP 1: Unbox your new pet<br/>STEP 2: Place on warm, dry surface<br/>STEP 3: Allow 3-4 hours for pet to unfold and settle into proper form<br/>STEP 4: Install batteries (included)<br/>STEP 5: Power on (be patient, initial boot can take up to 5 minutes)<br/>STEP 6: Download any updates<br/>STEP 7: Enjoy<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/897/985/090/781/181/original/f4447fa8dbd52bdd.png"> 2025-07-22T17:10:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2tanqj7m62j98jvt5p734g2l74lu3pwaenkxvrv6v8ukkglas0ggzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2s0q0fu pretty smart to call them both because it might be a real ghost or it could just turn out to be some dude in a mask<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/896/994/146/538/734/original/604701e0e2485efc.png"> 2025-07-22T12:57:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdr68n4hws3wpmyy9jevps6adjwrxqgcyne0lars36zmmnkced2cqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke26wsuz9 wife: you don’t take me seriously<br/>me: sure i do<br/>wife: everything is a joke to you<br/>me: that’s not true<br/>wife: i’m leaving you<br/>me: hello leaving you, i’m dad 2025-07-21T15:59:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsravqvlw45n4xk6yzsxm2tmxq7tr5fq99fy63f3l7dvyk4mqw9n7czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke279nsu8 I am my most ninja-like when my wife is still sleeping peacefully on weekend mornings, as I try to soundlessly slip out of the bedroom. While, on the rare occasions that I get to sleep in, she manages to leave the room with all the quiet grace of a 1970s Led Zeppelin hotel visit. 2025-07-19T22:17:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdx4fj6vaslj4yyyy4phx8cnuw6zg8sk896rplswcepjppqey05tgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2upz6rz Phantom of the Opurra<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/880/125/092/458/542/original/9f18c785dcb4f1a1.png"> 2025-07-19T13:27:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv9c3aa8npqfth0wgplgfsjkcc5tjwjq3sysq8m396nhdks6yxrnszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke247hna2 “BECKY, BEHIND YOU!”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/875/639/516/870/426/original/1468488170349b05.png"> 2025-07-18T18:28:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8wcj9nn7rz55fjplsy7h8tg6mdyhcugdjafy4mjcu68q6kvaz3sczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke286fa6d wife: your life insurance premium paid up?<br/>me: yeah<br/>wife: good<br/>me: why?<br/>wife: no reason<br/>me: ...<br/>wife: ...<br/>me: ...<br/>wife: here, taste this 2025-07-16T15:54:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdff08t6d5jr2cz7lm7qpyx3kkhnvju236ee0af697hnn44622gyczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2zeeu3t “Sorry I’m late, guys. The sitter called in sick.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/857/229/110/058/919/original/ab20bcfd3d1f1b10.png"> 2025-07-15T12:24:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvrl6297saer2qnjyp2m8pfjuzuwwe0mn9u7zjvpjya4r42zvez9szyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2pmnm7z “Jazz hands!”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/840/978/404/538/551/original/4e36784e04772590.png"> 2025-07-12T15:31:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszpyt0urfelw4ghxl3mvhdwe05q02y79fdu4eutkq6d560avug3qgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2u7x7jm [1958]<br/><br/>TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:<br/>&#34;Hold on a second...&#34;<br/>DIRECTOR:<br/>&#34;Cut! What&#39;s the problem?&#34;<br/>TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:<br/>&#34;Let me see that script.&#34;<br/>DIRECTOR:<br/>&#34;Why?&#34;<br/>TENNESSEE WILLIAMS:<br/>&#34;I think there&#39;s a typo.&#34;<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/840/407/901/288/657/original/d36a9edd407ca04d.png"> 2025-07-12T13:06:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvwgluury7r8phd972q00qctg3ke225pawxy7gdl04w4pdlhdk70czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2te9n3v Barry kept himself in shape for work by spending three days a week at the gym and one at the bowling alley.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/836/124/307/438/027/original/919e1675d47867a4.png"> 2025-07-11T18:59:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsphma9ulskpkd0vl37w2k2x669v0lmpep2s95m98ydnc2nntqfmhszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2jcmw0f “What news do you bring me from over the mountains, my little friend?”<br/><br/>“There is a great storm coming, you should find shelter soon. Also, I saw hunters camped in the valley.”<br/><br/>“Anything else?”<br/><br/>“Your mother wants to know if you’re eating enough. She says she worries about you.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/823/259/953/737/165/original/ebcb79d6fbad7df8.png"> 2025-07-09T12:25:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst2w46rjhdecwc35ea3yp3kuhdfy3czxlc0pzla7740ce7g5t8gcszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2xqz892 “Your guy is late.”<br/>“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”<br/>&#34;Something doesn&#39;t feel right.&#34;<br/>“Everything’s fine, Dave.”<br/>&#34;You sure this is the spot?&#34;<br/>&#34;Yes.&#34;<br/>&#34;And you know this guy is cool?&#34;<br/>&#34;Yes, just relax.&#34;<br/>&#34;Don&#39;t give him the money until-&#34;<br/>&#34;Until I see the kibble, yes I know.&#34;<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/820/560/324/604/508/original/55604c47b099b92d.png"> 2025-07-09T00:59:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvl909vfywnaayfpz3qpk4cxl5v0zxwr4nsgetjrvp7zn0d3wsc4qzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2nuz3w8 Benjamin Button takes a deep breath and begins to type...<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/814/970/863/052/869/original/ea90c26a8acb8a62.png"> 2025-07-08T01:17:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd8su926zmd2h5h0nd5jcp2006hq72g3nl5n5a7nps548p694cxlgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2cr4dqm tern left and bear right<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/749/833/054/148/763/original/6e8f0014850dda27.png"> 2025-06-26T13:12:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvqrmnyaxy0vspvvdvf9mfs643ku8gsksyadjrm9jmudskd2925ngzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke22dncye &#34;Alright guys, when Steve gets here, he needs to understand that we all love him, and that this is a safe place with no judgement. We feel that he’s got a problem, and we’re just here to help. Okay, quiet everyone, here he comes.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/604/058/938/625/017/original/60624452828763b7.png"> 2025-05-31T19:20:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszc0qqusj7j7474r7tfr3tjpk5yf87m7s05lmnell0c2zfzu2qfpczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2wyaezw She sometimes did drugs<br/>But she wasn&#39;t a junkie<br/>She crawled down the street<br/>Her gait slow and clunky<br/>Her head pounded like<br/>It was kicked by a donkey<br/>Her eyes were on fire<br/>Her stomach felt funky<br/>And then she saw it<br/>All grinning and spunky<br/>It was surely not real but<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/543/098/938/134/026/original/2ea74c5dc2a4badd.png"> 2025-05-21T00:57:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxulyklwrdclsgqughjqcylr4grgyldwhd0cu5qmumte79kxwmwvgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2yz3qph My mother lost her first, best, and longest friend last week. Her big sister, my aunt, and the most genuinely decent human being I’ve ever had the privilege to know. Opening photos to send a bit of my regular nonsense, I got kicked in the teeth by this again, so I’m sharing it instead. Farewell, V.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/381/644/047/894/322/original/27883f71907ea200.png"> 2025-04-22T12:36:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf700xn442a0xy6eufygx5mufgz2vursrpta7j6ucmmhmpsgwd86qzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke283zmyk there’s an elderly man with dementia playing “what does this button do?” in the cockpit of the plane we’re all on 2025-04-10T11:42:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsputdedtny3g2qfx9atm27mcsf3uecl4q455fk6ymfav9hk5ezqqqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2vptvxg GOD: Alright, I&#39;ve given them war, disease, storms, insects, fires, floods, social and political unrest... What else can I throw at them?<br/><br/>GABRIEL: How about flyenas?<br/><br/>GOD: Flyenas?<br/><br/>GABRIEL: Okay, now hear me out...<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/307/953/316/241/654/original/b19567ccd81d92db.png"> 2025-04-09T12:16:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsphxtcvekgse5fpfjzu5zd3v4qwaferwdugeyz7yf2dpd2sns5j4czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2r2jkya “Supercuts?”<br/>“How’d ya know?”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/303/055/392/578/496/original/b1c1fa6a3aa3cc01.png"> 2025-04-08T15:30:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswycp4e2fgn5wgt8wjzddxtnxlu6hef7c84c4r2yu2q22vy6thrlszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2vcd84a Brothers Rupert and Nigel Halsey, along with schoolmate Graham “Cubby” Cubbington, formed the legendary Manchester power pop trio Alpaca Suitcase in 1987.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/302/467/425/384/456/original/343a7d66bba74b6f.png"> 2025-04-08T13:00:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxm55av308kms6um243euxuldx5dxa8cjd6m3puf92cch8tkmud4czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke29l00ph [heaven]<br/><br/>darwin: *looking down*<br/>angel: what’s going on?<br/>darwin: watch this<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/298/987/331/028/023/original/9b9a3c236eccdc15.png"> 2025-04-07T22:16:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsze7wqjjtry39x3dcq40wx5whxmm2vhuy9uz8hfy73djtt5d2gghczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke28yley8 “Hush, Wilfredo. Do not ruin this with words.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/292/436/333/720/060/original/ae1fb2a25fb29012.png"> 2025-04-06T18:30:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgcpxzfz2j9x2jg0mlnaxtjvz46e0uc7kahwtj9a44l9wzl0pph6gzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2fl9hyq salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/291/990/769/914/107/original/36b6803d97d894f1.png"> 2025-04-06T16:37:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd4mutm0au06tkgedtel5unhkdagct9q828rgwwwufrh0kjhsxz3szyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke26fgqdy i feel like maybe the sign money would have been better spent on counseling<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/291/368/464/729/536/original/fec74533753ea627.png"> 2025-04-06T13:59:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdlyprrdgatzqhexaq4mefzz62rncevkkpwwa8xp70jyz0uespj3czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2ej9sfh magician: *sweating* hold on i can fix this<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/288/429/766/727/021/original/dd6447b930977bcc.png"> 2025-04-06T01:31:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxshgxx8aclsqvg9mawjp5qw4q88nl806rawwtzexuqdhz8gp7vaszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke29r4n7f Clawdio opens the spam folder, finds an email labeled “Free Treats,” and plays the attached file. A series of electronic screeches emanate from the laptop. Agent P14376Q14X, now activated, awaits further instructions. A satellite phone under the pillow begins to ring.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/286/163/900/569/409/original/70ebae20f9069672.png"> 2025-04-05T15:54:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg5l05a6z5lu3v9p3chkcc360fkq84q9jnjtwwfhlehc67xcswvagzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2amx30k yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/271/342/424/325/919/original/a622d5e3941a4b2f.png"> 2025-04-03T01:06:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy502p5s9y73d49cxv9a0tu4ezj7lrpm36z85pa5k2hsue5e2dm6czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke27gvsua this is what you get when you soak a german shepherd in mountain dew<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/269/220/639/253/467/original/5bd1b4a8ffad613b.png"> 2025-04-02T16:06:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszvxz238z4jpxca85xgd342n79qcwzrahx7yvpzge75g4g3zp4mqgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke22v36ls “Who is it, Charlie?”<br/><br/>“It’s Tim from next door. He wants us to know that our bird feeder’s empty.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/268/410/424/529/140/original/47cd23b48fc3e65a.png"> 2025-04-02T12:40:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswlrhtg649xxles389uj93p4kf5vxxccr573kn89t75j3tc0txvnczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2edaq56 <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/264/209/935/970/517/original/276ec4ff1db6de87.jpg"> 2025-04-01T18:51:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy2su8y7szlexlpueun2qj9l97gk2j23y6amz5eh9pqtrkxc6nh4czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2se2687 Of all of the profound disappointments that I have faced in my life, be they personal or professional, none is more firmly fixed in my mind, nor more likely to have caused my deeply-rooted trust issues, than the discovery at age four that Play-Doh doesn&#39;t taste the way it smells. 2025-03-30T22:01:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsruj87s7ce6lt67gkhtjms6kh0ckxg0vgtzg6typp5u2lk5zk7z6gzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2kmldxq all that yoga finally paid off<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/246/385/923/756/393/original/9be53229cd6a5963.jpeg"> 2025-03-29T15:19:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsylnst26py5nar7dfq0xp4vqa95z3283pp6j87s2z9rkvfvuaqrqgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2kpn6ep He knew that from this moment forward, she’d be the centaur of his universe.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/243/082/064/183/250/original/831096c9448c9d02.png"> 2025-03-29T01:19:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy78xhq4r5czxgy289axqnvlrykgne54ffkmwwva9ppfyzwn6xc3szyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2us2r8c Every now and then you can still spot one of these beautiful creatures roaming free in the wild, and not brutally enslaved by humans, being exploited for its scales.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/240/329/818/418/929/original/ea391e96a253ea37.png"> 2025-03-28T13:39:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy3s3d4kfm57x64h8epqjqzctqpm6lchssvr82aqpx4pdururs8pszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2fsw0a5 i can’t even imagine how many bobs had to die to harvest all that<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/231/843/452/635/697/original/228d328e7f7d28b0.png"> 2025-03-27T01:43:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsptapealwgyglm3v3h4gfuqwl0k9gm6v8tkmkmtth37suj2vdeaygzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2yfdm47 probably their last words when the wagon hit them<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/219/192/432/270/051/original/a922cddb882b4243.png"> 2025-03-24T20:03:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx0gm27965wm4xgv4f4a82l0z4gncw3lavj3yhmjwp5auwzjpy5eqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2knvcwk “This place is making me very uncomfortable, Jessica.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/217/507/198/323/503/original/22ce5f8c8b30c792.png"> 2025-03-24T12:55:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvng0rrzu3u8ks50ypjfv4l0vesgv59p69w0qayxpaxrhah23cs4szyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke29zwmmu “Get your shit together, Todd.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/214/292/173/295/602/original/340ef7c1f1cf94e9.png"> 2025-03-23T23:17:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfjmxya703sxhpe6vqwsegj4dv2kja2m6hjcnxjrn3mt8hlzcy3vgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2ly3enh [animal shelter]<br/><br/>“I see Mittens is back again?”<br/>“Yeah, third time now.”<br/>“Who dropped him off?”<br/>“Dunno, some dude with one arm.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/206/231/783/378/483/original/84c14986c6f23123.png"> 2025-03-22T13:08:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr5wpg5892chu7t3h5anct2wdlrx9yvmn95yt69a0rqm9r05mmhgczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2q7dr4q &#34;We shall bite on the beaches, we shall bite on the landing grounds, we shall bite in the fields and in the streets, we shall bite in the hills; we shall never surrender!&#34;<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/200/622/605/777/697/original/21eb7174c29c1b98.png"> 2025-03-21T13:20:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx8yy3de46dp744uute9wf54mmvrlgyt9x4pvc87z3pj2xyjs9lkszyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2zmpmps &#34;Have them press 1 again.&#34;<br/>&#34;Good.&#34;<br/>&#34;Now, 3 minutes of silence.&#34;<br/>&#34;Are they still there?&#34;<br/>&#34;Give them 18 minutes of pan flute.&#34;<br/><br/>- Call Center Training 2025-03-21T00:26:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp3xpezrw276mxrd2xdjyh8mxrglgygdrkxmfgx2l63z4a3yu8y9czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke29zq565 Every morning, look at your reflection and visualize what you want to be.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/196/015/947/858/698/original/fe82715f02a5f62b.jpeg"> 2025-03-20T17:49:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0m4jyl5hv849x03uwf9s6mly79wchvps05f0meymljesqwyr86yqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2llkhkx genies think they can just park anywhere they goddamn want to<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/186/481/834/238/448/original/af842ab088ba4506.png"> 2025-03-19T01:28:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvcjvl0a0t958rzds70jlt5ku28lpr86w84w64gpg2vczlm20y90szyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2eunkmz &#34;How do you do, fellow cows?&#34;<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/184/889/159/402/614/original/e881ba043e98616b.jpeg"> 2025-03-18T18:39:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg9ac3j2x63j4asspqp6knkg6j97wyxvd4d4zum6uh26z694pmr2qzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke22vjvc7 MISSED CONNECTION:<br/>You were leaving the dog park, I was arriving. Our eyes met... There were sparks. I need to see you again. My chip # is 148A27J98614Z. Have your person track me.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/174/610/657/415/705/original/3f4c368a52a33b1b.png"> 2025-03-16T23:08:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswzv8rlgvwdfzruh4af6rqfej2zl7qx3vnksfgame4gl5u06lr07qzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2k6fw4u when my wife gets home and i realize i completely forgot to do that one thing she asked me to do<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/173/406/671/083/776/original/b256e8d5dafd49e7.png"> 2025-03-16T18:00:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdehp2lqqmdvasunqrhhvee7722grzt9efjuml9ad2zdwl96fm0nczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2g2l696 raining cats and dogs sounds infinitely more pleasant than a baby shower 2025-03-15T18:46:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs27ts9d72n03wcvq67r6gzgp2lzthph2uzv8rtq0l2wxwjejtj4hczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke286vksq “Yo, I got your good luck 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/163/859/683/782/351/original/277962364fb1f533.png"> 2025-03-15T01:32:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqk4n2yq8ulflqhq98yk5rgp223n6ry344c6ed3ac3qdsgc3z9dsczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2a5dtj0 “Essential reading.” - Bugs B.<br/><br/>“Utter garbage.” - Daffy D.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/161/988/125/320/603/original/b8109935714babcc.jpeg"> 2025-03-14T17:36:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8g570nvkuwzgkfqhclgz66dvtm7wr5jvnuj9wu5pclt06vwtadsqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2vwdq9x me: i&#39;m seeing some water staining on the ceiling; we must have a leak somewhere<br/><br/>contractor: when do you notice it most?<br/><br/>me: when i look up 2025-03-13T18:08:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsye2ssqx7456tzvyhe4nssf6crddq5d7t4rvrq0ue4hffeyrgyz4czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2zt33xt “Listen, you’ll get your money, I just need a little more time.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/152/212/993/198/343/original/e8941d340b80dda7.png"> 2025-03-13T00:09:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxyaptkzcz2f8pqtzavstdtv76uph7g7rt0uazqzq273m5f65gjrgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke24hwe89 “Pull up, Maverick, pull up! You’re coming in way too fast! Christ, I don’t think he’s gonna make it. Clear the runway! Clear the runway!”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/144/792/971/421/684/original/84619b80f765b796.jpeg"> 2025-03-11T16:45:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8vvac94a9pvaqzfnul5qw9d3tr6d5elw02x87kzku05fse7f2gsgzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2mmgath to be fair, the stock market crash is a nice change of pace from all the airplanes 2025-03-11T13:25:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs09c8urwq5qgmpgw80nfg34yw3pw3yvlkmgznkpgkjkjdzpu8x58czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2jh8dq9 me: HE’S STARTING TO STIR<br/>wife: shhhh<br/>me: OH MY GOD<br/>wife: be quiet<br/>me: HE’S GOT A KNIFE<br/>wife: i really hate watching cooking shows with you 2025-03-10T13:14:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz2598jgzes950ms7s7pk096w5m9ln3vc2kz6552p6rrqyckhd5kczyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2ajgqal “Shhh… You’ve gotta hear this guitar part.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/133/811/588/867/989/original/8efc1cb0506be179.png"> 2025-03-09T18:09:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqa0m9qd2nhe2krrln848k9540lk0gtrv55y0cdyzh9sl40p7yp7czyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke28ep2wz Satisfied that he had all the ingredients he needed, Phineas moved on to the next big question - how to get it into the dog&#39;s food.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/127/751/602/815/625/original/4c8c6d16a4b7eadb.jpeg"> 2025-03-08T16:28:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd2ke3yl0h4de5hwl2n5juefmdxv006fdj0n4qt0t5defh5usfw8gzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2dhy6mt “No way, you&#39;re not him.”<br/>“I swear.”<br/>“Sing something.”<br/>“♫ Now that your rose is in bloom...”<br/>&#34;That was terrible.&#34;<br/>&#34;I didn&#39;t get to warm up.&#34;<br/>&#34;Does anyone ever fall for this?&#34;<br/>&#34;Not really, no.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/122/135/884/164/943/original/f544888a106dbdc4.jpeg"> 2025-03-07T16:41:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspj2kn80vr07wr83mrd6z8xe3y934q7jncg8a4w7j76lnes42sghqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2r6vq4l “Whatchoo need? I got big bones, I got small bones, I got rawhides, I got chew toys - and not the cheap shit, either. It takes a week or two to get the friggin’ squeakers outta these bad boys.”<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/121/517/145/436/767/original/bcc56e22768cc0e7.png"> 2025-03-07T14:03:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgsj537puy305enu439fuf02dlzlca52yjrane93ucve2zc56pysqzyqpc43h7lzfvr4d040xy2m5g5lcnteqcv4gwv276k4a6rfjlq9ke2r45my7 The countryside is filled with the sound of tearing earth and the staccato pops of roots coming free from the soil. The ground pulsates a steady rhythm, as through a cloud of flying dirt and floating dust, the enraged horde marches towards the city with a singularity of purpose. The vegans must pay.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.universeodon.com/media_attachments/files/114/115/867/210/480/007/original/53d0793c89692196.png"> 2025-03-06T14:08:25Z