Nostr notes by elle

Just a warning: if no ghosts show up to tell me off tonight I ...

2025-12-24T18:50:32Z

Just a warning: if no ghosts show up to tell me off tonight I will continue to be an absolute menace next year

A Christmas classic ...

2025-12-24T03:48:38Z

A Christmas classic

I knew it. They were skiiers. ...

2025-12-18T21:01:31Z

I knew it. They were skiiers.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c30j94p56d6o

Australian Christmas tree (photo by Layn Simpson of Gympie) ...

2025-12-18T18:41:04Z

Australian Christmas tree

(photo by Layn Simpson of Gympie)

The Grinch was right about humans, I'm afraid. Everyone is 12 ...

2025-12-16T01:54:42Z

The Grinch was right about humans, I'm afraid. Everyone is 12 and we don't deserve good things

the one where Santa realizes a glowing red nose would be ...

2025-12-15T04:19:54Z

the one where Santa realizes a glowing red nose would be completely useless in fog so he goes with the other heavily-bullied reindeer, Sonar

Doing some positive affirmations on myself ...

2025-12-13T20:48:12Z

Doing some positive affirmations on myself

must-have hair clip ...

2025-12-09T18:24:50Z

must-have hair clip

"What Child is This" is a beautiful Christmas carol that ...

2025-12-09T01:06:49Z

"What Child is This" is a beautiful Christmas carol that dares to wonder exactly which, of the many children god immaculately conceived out of wedlock this year, this one is

Florida upside down is the Grinch ...

2025-12-08T20:22:28Z

Florida upside down is the Grinch

Smart 17 yo nephew is really into electricity and magnets. ...

2025-12-08T20:20:21Z

Smart 17 yo nephew is really into electricity and magnets. I'd like to get him an adult kit to mess around with at home, with circuits and such, for Christmas. Any good brands and kits you can recommend? Ty 🤗

The generation that complained for years about young children ...

2025-12-05T19:43:12Z

The generation that complained for years about young children getting participation trophies just gave a grown man a soccer peace prize

The huck twah (or whatever) woman was ridiculous but there's ...

2025-12-02T21:26:29Z

The huck twah (or whatever) woman was ridiculous but there's a beautiful woman who broke a guy's meta glasses (he was filming her on the subway) and he's trying to go viral shaming her. Haha. Wrong call, sir. We love her. I would buy her crypto

As everyone knows, the basis of capitalism is that if a product ...

2025-12-01T00:50:08Z

As everyone knows, the basis of capitalism is that if a product is great you'll need to cram it down everyone's throats (without consent) for years before finally being bailed out by the government

just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and ...

2025-12-01T00:48:50Z

just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and the tech bro is shaking a finger at me and twitching so hard he can't even plug what's happening into the machine so it can tell him how to respond

green beans?!! god is dead ...

2025-11-26T18:07:00Z

green beans?!!
god is dead

When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard ...

2025-11-25T17:42:50Z

When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard

lol love how they sent one guy out to negotiate ...

2025-11-22T20:41:05Z

lol love how they sent one guy out to negotiate

This cake seems kind of smug tbh ...

2025-11-18T21:15:53Z

This cake seems kind of smug tbh

hey scribes, here's a christmas movie practically writing ...

2025-11-18T21:12:52Z

hey scribes, here's a christmas movie practically writing itself 🎄❤️

The federal dems in power right now have the kind of clueless ...

2025-11-10T02:56:00Z

The federal dems in power right now have the kind of clueless blindness you only find in greek myths about to end badly

love how this looks like these two are about to go head to head ...

2025-11-08T22:08:22Z

love how this looks like these two are about to go head to head in a cage match

One thing that kind of got missed in that oval office health ...

2025-11-07T21:20:01Z

One thing that kind of got missed in that oval office health announcement debacle yesterday is that they were saying they were decreasing the cost of ozempic so Americans could lose weight and be healthier and then the guy from ozempic turned grey and collapsed

The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got ...

2025-11-07T20:16:53Z

The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book

"All us brilliant tech billionaires don't experience ...

2025-11-07T02:51:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…3yxk
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"All us brilliant tech billionaires don't experience empathy therefore humanity is better off without it"

lol Sit down robot man.

We can't take advice about empathy from someone who is ...

2025-11-07T02:50:45Z

We can't take advice about empathy from someone who is neurologically incapable of experiencing it. Elon doesn't feel it and cannot understand that it's a vital part of being fully human. He shouldn't get to decide its value for society.

His calling empathy a "weakness" and saying it must be ignored is like a color-blind person declaring "Red isn't real" and "Green is destroying our society".

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2025-11-01T18:59:31Z

don't forget to set your clocks back this week if you're ...

2025-11-01T18:58:52Z

don't forget to set your clocks back this week if you're one of those fools who believes time is real and also linear

Never seen a seal look guilty but yeah he did it ...

2025-10-28T20:40:39Z

Never seen a seal look guilty but yeah he did it

For 🇨🇦ians: Petition to pass legislation requiring majority ...

2025-10-26T16:40:38Z

For 🇨🇦ians: Petition to pass legislation requiring majority Canadian ownership and control of print, digital and other non-audio-visual news media, to protect Canadian sovereignty.

Keep maga out of Canada. Takes 20 seconds. Please sign

https://www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/Petition/Details?Petition=e-6821

hungry elephant whispering to sleeping scientist: ...

2025-10-23T23:50:45Z

hungry elephant whispering to sleeping scientist:

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking ...

2025-10-22T11:56:04Z

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

Ray Bradbury has a brilliant and disturbing story about a ...

2025-10-21T22:07:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…3elv
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Ray Bradbury has a brilliant and disturbing story about a "smart" house that keeps going and going long after the human inhabitants of a town are all dead.

It's called, "There Will Come Soft Rains" and it's part of this collection.

lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the ...

2025-10-21T21:25:21Z

lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/aws-crash-causes-2000-smart-beds-to-overheat-and-get-stuck-upright-3272251/

You just can't show a house to dictators if there's no ...

2025-10-21T00:46:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…szln
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You just can't show a house to dictators if there's no ballroom. This is basic evil billionaire stuff. Don't even get me started on the harem. God knows where that's going.

People are saying trump wouldn't put a ballroom in a house he ...

2025-10-21T00:45:57Z

People are saying trump wouldn't put a ballroom in a house he was planning on leaving but tbh it could also increase the price when he goes to sell the place

being afraid to say "guillotines" online now & ...

2025-10-18T18:01:53Z

being afraid to say "guillotines" online now & referring to them instead as "the tall French goodbye"

you are small but you resist good luck my friends ...

2025-10-18T04:05:54Z

you are small
but you resist
good luck my friends

I wanted to post a funny caption for this picture but I must be ...

2025-10-17T20:48:26Z

I wanted to post a funny caption for this picture but I must be in some kind of mood right now because I'm finding it kind of moving

Save the planet. Ask me your stupid questions instead of ai and ...

2025-10-12T20:27:46Z

Save the planet. Ask me your stupid questions instead of ai and give me $10. I'll get it right 20-40% of the time and I require very little water

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2025-10-12T03:43:34Z

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2025-10-12T03:08:55Z

I like to think the Muppets would be 100% behind the Portland ...

2025-10-11T02:44:16Z

I like to think the Muppets would be 100% behind the Portland protests

Founder of Antifa ...

2025-10-10T02:00:20Z

Founder of Antifa

"i asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked HAL ...

2025-10-08T19:29:34Z

"i asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked HAL and he refused to do my homework and locked me out of the spaceship

the trolley problem failed to prepare me for the numbers of ...

2025-10-08T19:28:59Z

the trolley problem failed to prepare me for the numbers of people who would gleefully increase the speed and run over as many people as possible

this feels right ...

2025-10-06T17:15:31Z

this feels right

Robert Redford on Richard Nixon's death. Not much changes, I ...

2025-09-17T18:35:33Z

Robert Redford on Richard Nixon's death. Not much changes, I guess.

I do truly hate to sound all conspiracy theory but 22 yos ...

2025-09-17T02:34:11Z

I do truly hate to sound all conspiracy theory but 22 yos don't text like this and how convenient that this contains the weapon, the motivation, and a confession

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes ...

2025-09-12T17:26:23Z

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

If the right cares so much about Charlie Kirk they should honor ...

2025-09-11T21:36:40Z

If the right cares so much about Charlie Kirk they should honor his last wishes, such as how he wanted the Epstein files released

I love how the second part of Banksy's newest mural, which is ...

2025-09-10T19:42:06Z

I love how the second part of Banksy's newest mural, which is a comment on censorship and oppression, was done by the very people he is critiquing.

Their response was predictable, and relied upon, and imho has created a masterpiece.

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2025-09-01T19:20:07Z

cracker barrel should be what we call his coffin

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2025-08-09T23:15:31Z

"native transsexual" being both a fantastic phrase and ...

2025-07-31T14:46:58Z

"native transsexual" being both a fantastic phrase and actually respectful lol

in a quiet suburban kitchen, a sudden gasp. and another Fox ...

2025-06-30T22:14:39Z

in a quiet suburban kitchen, a sudden gasp. and another Fox Mulder is born

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2025-06-22T01:49:31Z

"i asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked HAL ...

2025-06-15T03:02:42Z

"i asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked HAL and he refused to do my homework and locked me out of the spaceship

Cats have started doing spells. We're going to be ok. ...

2025-06-12T18:45:05Z

Cats have started doing spells. We're going to be ok.

the politicians standing around posting, "Whoa get a load of ...

2025-06-09T02:35:45Z

the politicians standing around posting, "Whoa get a load of this illegal dictator stuff. Isn't it nuts?" have a very different understanding of the purpose of their jobs than I do

yes machine please write for me ...

2025-06-08T17:43:45Z

yes machine please write for me

Harder and harder not to think this is right ...

2025-06-07T22:50:41Z

Harder and harder not to think this is right

You slackers are here posting brilliantly clever jokes meanwhile ...

2025-06-05T21:00:21Z

You slackers are here posting brilliantly clever jokes meanwhile my screenplay Ketamine and Ketchup is half finished netflix is attached and Tom Cruise has agreed to star as whoever wins

That summer I spent watching 80's disaster movies is about to ...

2025-06-01T02:55:51Z

That summer I spent watching 80's disaster movies is about to pay off big time

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/honeybee-truck-overturn-bellingham-1.7549211

ngl I'm enjoying the Pope v trump timeline very much ...

2025-05-28T22:14:48Z

ngl I'm enjoying the Pope v trump timeline very much

oh no poor babies 😪 ...

2025-05-24T00:58:58Z

oh no poor babies 😪

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2025-05-21T18:48:24Z

Inception

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2025-05-15T20:40:37Z

acab

If you turn the two dolls you're allotted into voodoo dolls ...

2025-05-07T00:43:59Z

If you turn the two dolls you're allotted into voodoo dolls you can really put those five pencils to good use

Christopher Nolan's filming of Odysseus has finished 2 weeks ...

2025-05-01T01:00:33Z

Christopher Nolan's filming of Odysseus has finished 2 weeks early. Yet another example of him straying wildly from the original story.

boss is mad at someone at work and the rest of us are over here ...

2025-04-23T02:22:31Z

boss is mad at someone at work and the rest of us are over here like bird #3

a. men. ...

2025-04-19T23:14:56Z

a. men.

just saw a post on a different site that said "if Jesus were ...

2025-04-18T18:09:57Z

just saw a post on a different site that said "if Jesus were alive today he'd be canceled" and huh yeah I don't like to make fun of anyone's ignorance but come on there was a really popular book about it and everything

Ok team who's with me ...

2025-04-06T17:48:56Z

Ok team who's with me

when people argue with me about due process and how they'd be ...

2025-04-04T02:59:04Z

when people argue with me about due process and how they'd be fine bc they're citizens, I just say "You can't prove you have the right papers if you go straight to prison and never get to show anyone your papers" and then most of them get it

Cory Booker just broke the record for being a guy from an ivy ...

2025-04-02T18:43:21Z

Cory Booker just broke the record for being a guy from an ivy league college who didn't mention it (25 hours. Previously record: 3 hrs)

Everybody gets to celebrate April Fool's day this year except ...

2025-04-01T02:52:41Z

Everybody gets to celebrate April Fool's day this year except the Americans. Every day is Fool's day for them right now.

I love that old saying about March: in like a lamb, out like a ...

2025-03-31T20:09:55Z

I love that old saying about March: in like a lamb, out like a revolution

In the 14th century, someone who didn't have a highlighter ...

2025-03-31T18:51:59Z

In the 14th century, someone who didn't have a highlighter handy thought to use octopus tentacles to mark the most important parts. I love it so much

(Manuscript from the Bankcroft library, UC Berkeley)

my mom is suddenly veeery interested in figuring out Signal and I ...

2025-03-26T19:42:24Z

my mom is suddenly veeery interested in figuring out Signal and I know in my heart it's because she wants messages that delete themselves so her intra-familial war plans can't be used against her later

WE'RE INVADING CANADA ON THURSDAY BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE ...

2025-03-26T19:34:00Z

WE'RE INVADING CANADA ON THURSDAY BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just ...

2025-03-23T20:26:07Z

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite

Being unable to experience empathy should be considered a ...

2025-03-22T19:26:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…qq9e
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Being unable to experience empathy should be considered a disability if you're working with other people. Especially if you're in a position of power. Instead, we've somehow created systems and a world that rewards them hugely for this lack, even as they ruin the best of our humanity.

The people who don't or can't experience empathy, who say ...

2025-03-22T19:25:22Z

The people who don't or can't experience empathy, who say empathy is a "woke virus" spreading in other people's minds, are like color-blind people declaring that the colors red and green don't exist and people who "believe" are crazy. And then tearing apart the world to take out the "fake" colors.

The youtube play button has joined the resistance ...

2025-03-20T20:35:05Z

The youtube play button has joined the resistance

me, obvious genius: there's no trap that would ever work on ...

2025-03-12T22:51:08Z

me, obvious genius: there's no trap that would ever work on me

also me: oh

screenwriters, start your engines ...

2025-03-08T21:11:01Z

screenwriters, start your engines

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/lucky-young-couple-lands-gig-taking-care-of-uninhabited-irish-island-1.7477696

lobsters watching the news: ok yeah we're out ...

2025-03-01T22:38:45Z

lobsters watching the news: ok yeah we're out

trump's trying the old dictator trick of saying a false thing ...

2025-02-28T22:27:36Z

trump's trying the old dictator trick of saying a false thing over and over until people forget the truth. fortunately, world leaders keep shouting the truth out
🇨🇦

tonight the planets are all lining up close to earth which means ...

2025-02-28T01:15:34Z

tonight the planets are all lining up close to earth which means ofc that everybody's horoscopes will all sync up and everyone will get along for 17 minutes. try to make it count

Your mission should you choose to accept it ...

2025-02-27T01:20:37Z

Your mission should you choose to accept it

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2025-02-21T20:09:41Z

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2025-02-10T19:25:15Z

https://m.youtube.com/@americanmedicalassociation/videos

found my new hoodie ...

2025-02-06T18:16:14Z

found my new hoodie

so mcdonald's is bringing back Uncle O'Grimacey with this ...

2025-02-05T18:42:26Z

so mcdonald's is bringing back Uncle O'Grimacey with this year's shamrock shakes, and you need to know his history

see this is what happens when you pretend to be religious but ...

2025-02-03T22:24:21Z

see this is what happens when you pretend to be religious but don't actually know how the story ends

hollywood's got a lot to answer for imo for instance getting ...

2025-02-03T20:58:43Z

hollywood's got a lot to answer for imo for instance getting us to believe that villains would be intelligent and interesting

If you think about it, the word "approximate" should have ...

2025-01-27T20:06:26Z

If you think about it, the word "approximate" should have a bunch of different and acceptable spellings

the CDC now recommends getting an aquarium and growing your own ...

2025-01-25T21:22:19Z

the CDC now recommends getting an aquarium and growing your own leeches

lost my sense of humor but none of my other senses have improved ...

2025-01-22T17:17:30Z

lost my sense of humor but none of my other senses have improved so that's another stupid useless myth right there