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      <title type="html">Okay guys bear with me but what exactly is this ...</title>
    
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      Okay guys bear with me but what exactly is this &amp;#34;gasoline&amp;#34; you guys are referring to? Is that like a type of food or a pokemon or something?
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    <updated>2026-11-05T18:58:13Z</updated>
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd7m5cdef2fd0mjrqmqkvc38dsqepp7sxjtyj6jyme95ky58qc2sq9smxsx&#39;&gt;nevent1q…mxsx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span itemprop=&#34;mentions&#34; itemscope itemtype=&#34;https://schema.org/Person&#34;&gt;&lt;a itemprop=&#34;url&#34; href=&#34;/npub1x83kpcu6tc6w5a83laekx09c69sq6a2gcjt5vphw0r6wn28zs7ushwjfzz&#34; class=&#34;bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1&#34;&gt;&lt;span&gt;npub1x83kpcu6tc6w5a83laekx09c69sq6a2gcjt5vphw0r6wn28zs7ushwjfzz&lt;/span&gt; (&lt;span class=&#34;italic&#34;&gt;npub1x83…jfzz&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Take a 3 hour and 7 martini lunch don&amp;#39;t be a pussy
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    <updated>2026-11-03T03:44:32Z</updated>
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      I just urinated some piss out of my dick just so everyone is aware.
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    <updated>2026-11-01T01:58:34Z</updated>
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      Having a small groyper snack for just one groyper to tide me over after lunch until dinner 😋&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/4b/c5/d6/4bc5d6a33715552068a44d1caf05f73dba741821083e5055d4af31c6810425b7.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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      tfw no dishonest copper merchant GF
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    <updated>2026-10-30T20:20:56Z</updated>
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      &amp;gt;tfw no witness intimidation, racketeeering, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute, and 2nd degree manslaughter GF
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    <updated>2026-10-30T16:06:30Z</updated>
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      &amp;gt;tfw no fradulent GF who embezzles the company pension fund
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    <updated>2026-10-30T16:01:48Z</updated>
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      Idea: BET adaptation of the John Carpenter classic movie with an all black cast called The Thang.
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      For halloween I am going as a depressive middle aged loner with no GF who has squandered the significant opportunities in his life and the light behind his eyes has gone out and every day he wonders why he bothers at all and cant really find an answer besides being too cowardly to end it and just kinda existing and is completely emotionally numb and flat and is just kind of waiting to die and does not even have the motivation to jack off sometimes.
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      I was scrolling on a certain website and saw some lady giving &amp;#34;Jerk Off Instructions&amp;#34;... how stupid do you have to be to be told how to jack off? Monkeys have figured that out ffs, people really are even dumber than I thought... blackpilled again.
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    <updated>2026-10-29T18:43:55Z</updated>
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      Holy shit I was just watching television and there is a scene in this show where a guy turns himself into a PICKLE! Funniest shit I have ever seen lmao.
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    <updated>2026-10-20T07:34:11Z</updated>
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      What the fuck is a norwood? Is that what happens when an Australian has Erectile Dysfunction? &amp;#34;Naur wood, lady, sorry&amp;#34;
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    <updated>2026-10-18T06:34:25Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-10T15:27:47Z</updated>
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      Someone drank all my beers and shit in my pants again this is the third time this has happened when I find whoever is doing this im gonna kick his ass.
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    <updated>2026-10-08T15:29:20Z</updated>
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      Hey guys I came up with a pickup line... &amp;#34;Hey baby would you enjoy potentially having sexual intercourse with my penis by putting your vagina on my penis epic sexual fucking style in the immediate future? I assure you maam it will be rather gratifying!&amp;#34; what do you think should I try this on the lady at the sunglass hut?
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    <updated>2026-10-07T18:47:10Z</updated>
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      I read a headline about how Trump sentenced Hasan to death by firing squad and for a moment thought the orange nigger finally did something cool until I read the rest of it and found out it was not Hasan Piker...
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      I just urinated some piss out of my dick btw in case anyone was wondering
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    <updated>2026-10-02T19:21:59Z</updated>
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      I had to see this so now you do.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://i.poastcdn.org/16/3e/49/163e49699b1fb524ea3f04bde3819330415b00aeb4e2a4219b757b6c08273b4a.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-09-25T18:58:46Z</updated>
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