2026-06-26T02:18:24Z https://yabu.me allrite https://yabu.me/npub1p6y54a339nqy0szzqsp82nt2vzfyduqgpawyurv6lk2j45qstense0zhxv https://masto.allrite.at/system/accounts/avatars/109/374/137/283/935/170/original/654dc9c295b4690e.jpg https://masto.allrite.at/system/accounts/avatars/109/374/137/283/935/170/original/654dc9c295b4690e.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ch3ehgqgc3yx92pzs5vjh8vn360hhcclwxftr3nkg7lxckcvwaszyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xw6hk83r Dr Pimple Popper has retired following her discovery of bubble wrap. 2026-06-26T01:53:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0dgpeayxw0mhzp3j3e0xnxg28402nrt6gtnjdfmk6rztnatgujugzyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwlnuneu I have imposter syndrome from looking at the behaviour and actions of modern leadership. I just don&#39;t think I have the ability to fuck up so badly and get so well rewarded for it. 2026-05-01T21:29:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyyhvd5v39qynv3wqhc53s2249t3wkcndlf0er497dylqnp7lclfszyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwa3s9kw &#34;I made a token effort&#34;<br/><br/>Translation: They used AI. 2026-04-20T05:01:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdmmps8hsayd7flt2f4g9zfezzn3jlpp8d7pfkh2hdj488wkvfrfqzyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwq9cyf3 sin(t) is a sine of the times.<br/><br/>#MathJokes 2026-03-24T13:55:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9y485z93jrl0adwrldt0r6f7nv0fp2xzd97cf3dwx74egv04w70szyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwv6k2ep Travellers stranded by the flight shutdowns in the Middle East have demanded that the Australian government force Qantas to upgrade their international flights immediately.<br/><br/>&#34;It is shocking that, in this day and age, the national carrier&#39;s aircraft lack beyond first class suites and on board showers. How is one supposed to endure a 14 hour flight without their own private room and a chance the wash away the dirt from any economy passengers on the same flight?&#34; asked one stranded flyer. 2026-03-02T06:02:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswcmcjsru8e3uuek2jvyy2sq7azzjhnchxs0xdpu30eek5p8hjfcszyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xw5r9nkt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8f02wuuwkel9h5ty88yl9pv5dgw7ufud8fxx738kw2qm49mgkqhspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7d72zlf'>nevent1q…2zlf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyqgy9ftudrkshx24r2jsymarpsth5lte3n9zzeegjjccd5v8rd96x8naske" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyqgy9ftudrkshx24r2jsymarpsth5lte3n9zzeegjjccd5v8rd96x8naske</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…aske</span>)</a></span> Rural areas concerned that herds of wild shopping trolleys are eating fodder from the farms. Surely they could break out the kangaroo hunting utes to solve the problem themselves? 2025-12-21T19:52:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgc5a60jfr73zs6uvz87amx8976wr98avus673325z8pre5zkuerszyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwu5aums You know, I&#39;m really grateful that molluscs can&#39;t fly. 2025-03-25T10:31:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxux08zu62sh0cf9xq7p6e4hp99nanqda6hue40vpd7892dydeurgzyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwdjlhty I&#39;m pleased to announce that the Colony Mission to Mars has been a resounding success.<br/><br/>Facing trouble at home, our wealthiest citizens decided to find a new home more conducive to their philosophies. We all wished them every success and worked hard to help them realise their dreams.<br/><br/>Three months ago they launched their journey to the Red Planet.<br/><br/>The new crater on the Martian surface is a fitting memorial to their efforts.<br/><br/>#MicroFiction #tootfic 2025-02-24T21:29:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdsl8heehxhrwj2ycfct2a53p653pjh04f9dv8awtavwex28nfsqszyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xw847tjl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrm0ldpfc44rss3tcr9nau620dtsyqff6rdnc35rqx5wkpd5wwhxqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qydprkz'>nevent1q…prkz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> <br/><br/>Follow me<br/>Follow me<br/>What will you see<br/>If you follow me?<br/><br/>Down the tunnel<br/>Silken funnel<br/>Feel the magic<br/>Follow me.<br/><br/>In your mind<br/>What will you find?<br/>Am I real?<br/>Follow me.<br/><br/>Lose your dreams<br/>Silence your screams<br/>Don&#39;t look back<br/>Follow me.<br/><br/>Siren song<br/>It won&#39;t be long<br/>Until you&#39;re mine<br/>Follow me. 2023-09-03T22:54:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqzsscl28ah5j85utr2f8lxnmgr2vgnn5xxrr6deem6jy80x44w8gzyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwx6cq2l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswl9fwqsqdvlvxczf2arlkp7hmeparpfkl4pdpxdxpgev02gf5g5cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qy3w5jy'>nevent1q…w5jy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> Is there blood and honey involved? 2023-08-25T13:28:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq850jf6x9evxlcp9uncfs9wrwdgqwkmhj36qtsj4dr2ghmm4jjqqzyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwy63ftq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv7m6q6w52xg20flt7846x4hwmy0zl5maffrkdvve0ep0ddm80wsqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qxqtc6f'>nevent1q…tc6f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> I thought the naming of the alien was a deliberate nod on your part! 2023-08-23T22:00:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswr5g9qw3maw20u7xrkxeqn2ak0ca4k49wcnerwpvzcmxj3lyvjkszyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xw6p535h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyy9et7g8ehw8c8y4cpvs7jkfjdkhhhrk9tun08w5u5f9c3rftqfcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q8sc965'>nevent1q…c965</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> I expect that some will wine about the offer, but it&#39;ll have bean in their fava. 2023-08-23T21:27:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsppsashrmazqm8639yxsfsya4cd2zuzpm5ce5swuz2vphgqqy239czyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwejyt6e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq05h24gx9tce6jny3z8nadsy5yjl6e8w2qtken8k9gkxa87ct3xgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qm8jtgj'>nevent1q…jtgj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> <br/>The great oak dieback of 2053 threatened the existence of the squirrel. The warming world had no place for acorns.<br/><br/>But a world without squirrels is inconceivable. At first they tried replacing the oaks with the tropical macadamia tree, but the nuts are almost impossible to crack.<br/><br/>Kenji came up with a solution. A cyborg squirrel equipped with advanced nutcracking technology.<br/><br/>They are proving to be popular pet, feeding both themselves and their human owners with nuts! 2023-08-20T23:29:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsddpz3dwlgsl8qm7qqxdtxuuk02807mk6qte63hhdhxkvhjq32feczyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xw3346jf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswe99lyw4svdu99tya4hyfylamdww5qv4ld3r43ecn6tq8572vtwqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qamz6s7'>nevent1q…z6s7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> <br/>Fred scanned himself, but the readings kept fluctuating.<br/><br/>He was definitely having an identity crisis.<br/><br/>His body was metal and plastic, only his head and arms were still human. His arms would go soon, those life affirming tatts would disappear and another moment of his life gone.<br/><br/>He didn&#39;t even have his hair.<br/><br/>All that time in the gym, the hours of grooming and the skin care routines. Who was he?<br/><br/>Was he a lover or a fighter?<br/><br/>Fred looked down.<br/><br/>Definitely not a lover then. 2023-08-11T00:39:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz8e7h90r9j3rptgdsdrexv2jpkg54vhc4ulrf7we3g78xadcxtugzyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xw480p8l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx0yx8nptm4qjfzsknwnndv87sa5q2kyr5vcpw3fgq8u3j7ae9m7spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q9qhqt2'>nevent1q…hqt2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> In my first year of high school we were given Colin Thiele books to read and I&#39;d already read a tonne of them when I was younger and had grown past them. So sad in that case. I preferred SF and (in those days) military fiction, so the assigned books were generally not my thing. 2023-08-07T00:04:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2h60z6yk9yz200spu44f5zlqrs62ftmznw62syw6uxzgxpppfv5qzyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xw7l7c2z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyurc7n953ehsy22txfnc05mh5a322jvcx9hqr7pq5zmdskzlantcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qvkjhte'>nevent1q…jhte</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> <br/>How many astronauts does it take to change a lightbulb?<br/><br/>Anastasia hoped the answer was one.<br/><br/>The LED array was inconveniently located far from the habitat module, but at least it got her away from the others.<br/><br/>Gus was driving her insane, but out here it was just her. <br/><br/>Well, her and all the eyeballs through telescopes supposedly staring at the adverts screening on the array, but best not to think about that. The money was good and it wasn&#39;t like she had a dick to enlarge anyway. 2023-08-05T23:49:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqgtyty75g8h3g7ys79z5eqd3jqgqxhr89dfhpvysnhfzm8qkpf7czyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xw0uwg6p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsta933frp8xzv873wlrglshugatpt9c30heyjkq0d63edp5a3f3uspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q6fkadj'>nevent1q…kadj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> I wondered why they wouldn&#39;t let us flush the acetone down the sink in the chem labs at university. Turns out it is a powerful mutagen.<br/><br/>Loretta&#39;s family had been running a nail salon for generations and the results were starting to show.<br/><br/>Sure they looked a bit different, were shorter than average, only had one eye and lacked other normal human features, but as long as the customers were happy, so were they. 2023-08-04T22:53:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgj65sfm3grtr5lazssrquet9jxvpxzlmekqkjvf6eevs4t7kkdaszyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xw5s9fgj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0edw500a3jxcavx7c38z78658yd8uutd9k4c9qfsvfaype9rue0spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qdrxs2j'>nevent1q…xs2j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> Oh, no, sorry he said people should take on extra work. Not pay executives less. Never that. 2023-08-02T22:37:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfdfns3p3jycr6mmjefpuf3khjk48h6de2danklyzgsz4tehdvzdgzyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwelyfyz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfsuxtkrt32x7cp6emjs7zzx5de8luaslf7wacye8ynzgtpeucndgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qtgkanq'>nevent1q…kanq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> That&#39;s what the head of Australia&#39;s central bank said as he lifted interest rates. 2023-08-02T22:35:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsplsppk9zzv4296vl0jsf72nfsa57p29ahy39g4njy8zykduzrzdgzyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwdsr83t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs953zarsksxu35uvplks43yqmcx3j4gjtwxhd7nex6cazv6za843spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qmrudad'>nevent1q…udad</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1s9cj2f5g7k5wwsrndfj65rfs8par8e6m068k8xnwfzhzfwk92e3s8uhg5j" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1s9cj2f5g7k5wwsrndfj65rfs8par8e6m068k8xnwfzhzfwk92e3s8uhg5j</span> (<span class="italic">npub1s9c…hg5j</span>)</a></span> I thought that you could do that using LinkedIn now. 2023-07-31T13:58:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8m6xrpjj9efd6zlqfjh0ae8xly9mj07vngg8kyaq0q2xu930m0kqzyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwyrh8z3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9407acu50rzraduue6wks24qdq4y4laf85pkdl44v6cz2jpqxagcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qkdurfp'>nevent1q…urfp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> <br/>Is there anything that bamboo can&#39;t do?<br/><br/>(Stop spreading?)<br/><br/>Our new genetically engineered Spamboo will not only grow in a vacuum, it will actually shape itself into a ready made space station! <br/><br/>We will grow a city above the skies!<br/><br/>(I think we&#39;re suffering urban sprawl.)<br/><br/>Orbital accommodation will be in everybody&#39;s reach!<br/><br/>(Yeah, because the bamboo will spread to every available space.)<br/><br/>We can just burn off the bits we don&#39;t want.<br/><br/>(There&#39;s no air in space, silly.)<br/><br/>Oh. 2023-07-19T22:34:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2rrns9hddyyywxea943hm6en44mtl3ce6yyas5yvk3gpmrgdxd2czyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xw3zl2yj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsym775p8na30xhqz0nn6lq73r09asnq9zlxj5vze0zyqr3jphq4hqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qawnplq'>nevent1q…nplq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> <br/>The Terminators tried everything to infiltrate the human encampments. But even their best liquid metal impersonations were discovered.<br/><br/>Finally, Skynet found a way. <br/><br/>When you are fighting a war you need to be alert. The teenagers thought they had discovered the most maxtreme way to do this, a cache of energy drinks. <br/><br/>They contained liquid alright.<br/><br/>Liquid metal. 2023-07-05T03:00:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv2puhge85g8f0jlfvcgqyuk7unule7jk0aztel539e2kvh8g2t9szyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwhzgqhp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9g4cs5wxs2xyrmm0j2tvhfpyn3xt3827reqvdw49x6yd05hhugaqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q39j4pg'>nevent1q…j4pg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> <br/>It is so hard to find a boyfriend these days, which is why I turned to Frank. He&#39;s opens up his innermost self, hides nothing from me. Not like all those other blokes I dated.<br/><br/>Sure Frank is a bit rough around the edges, but that just gives me the opportunity to make Frank into the man of my dreams.<br/><br/>I said dreams, not screams.<br/><br/>Stop it. You&#39;re just jealous.<br/><br/>Yes, I&#39;ll make one for you too. 2023-06-16T00:11:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv06fc7ju9my06525wwvwlupf7qkf0rc889830me745xyc42ngf5czyq8gjjhkxykvq37qggzqya2ddfsfy3hspq84cnsdnt7e22kszp0xwn8jxa6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxzn92z30h9gmg70nwgm49x43wz6a0g0px2r5w6g0hxgudgh06nlgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qkdde2a'>nevent1q…de2a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1nxty7rc9fdtcf3mq83wp4jsxqm9yz209e6fjn0qkjgm542x23vpqma055a</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nxt…055a</span>)</a></span> <br/>As the oceans were depleted, the fleet continued to trawl the depths. They had to go deeper than ever before to satisfy the population&#39;s insatiable hunger for seafood.<br/><br/>One day they trawled too deep.<br/><br/>The deepest ocean also had an insatiable hunger. 2023-05-18T22:36:45Z