2026-04-17T12:09:23Z https://yabu.me Lawprofblawg https://yabu.me/npub1nq58qvvcc7dmrnl2pvs20jfnah3z0nfy3ucr0tfwkxwqdeg0lqasthm4es https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/283/302/482/733/691/original/b4a2e96eff3478ad.png https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/283/302/482/733/691/original/b4a2e96eff3478ad.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswv3gaegkhnxmysc70jzu7pmpurvnwy97a6f0sd6f3y9c83vp36yqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkwcqu83 I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.<br/><br/>Thanks to McDonalds, I don&#39;t have to do that!<br/><br/>#Satire<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/202/892/158/616/293/original/11535764b654bead.png"> <br/> 2026-03-10T04:03:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspffnzhqy07jnggthcucqc7uku843nvfhc68mlxwzgwk8842xlpeczyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkgfxeg2 By 2040, Houston will have freeways with 100 lanes, and 50 of them will be closed due to construction and accidents.<br/><br/>Here&#39;s why rapid transit doesn&#39;t make sense.<br/><br/>#Satire <br/><br/><a href="https://www.houstonchronicle.com/projects/2024/houston-road-construction-projects/?taid=a8f14224-0f84-4201-b0fe-cf76884f1018&amp;utm_campaign=trueanthem&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_source=twitter">https://www.houstonchronicle.com/projects/2024/houston-road-construction-projects/?taid=a8f14224-0f84-4201-b0fe-cf76884f1018&amp;utm_campaign=trueanthem&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_source=twitter</a> 2026-03-01T23:30:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy7gxa7u9f0gtfryfq752ls4epnut4xq87mhgfcg5hy0rs53tn4lqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk2j6wdg Your 1st Amendment protections mean nothing if ICE kills you.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/us/minneapolis-ice-agents-protester-home-visits.html">https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/us/minneapolis-ice-agents-protester-home-visits.html</a> 2026-02-14T01:51:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd0lvxmpuzck3zt6at5zy42gy2mxr4k3qdkdmm9t4ay522jf6ek4szyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk9y4weq <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/911/991/785/653/516/original/881a94936659e247.png"> <br/> 2026-01-17T19:03:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0f3jx9je049gvdkcmjvwnqxajrmzuzv8yksdmcmrvhv92prgqhjqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk2atdm2 What I teach in my Capitalism and Oligarchy class is that those who are most sycophantic to their narcissistic leader will also be the most brutal and cruel to those they feel are beneath them. That is the basis of the authoritarian personality.<br/><br/>Those in ICE fit this description well. 2026-01-10T17:46:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszpxcmq5mvsk5hvvlnclhjtdgf7a5tkey5h6wcxk0twvkat3zhjdgzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk0lu54z #Satire<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/572/381/674/506/048/original/c22d835a8aeff298.png"> <br/> 2025-11-18T19:36:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv07emqkjeg3xp0739se2wegals4s66phghzf5p28rc079cch8djgzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk84vum7 How can you tell how far Democrats have moved far right?<br/><br/>They are blaming communists, DEI, and the woke for everything.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.semafor.com/article/10/27/2025/democrats-urged-to-jettison-progressive-rhetoric-favored-by-highly-educated-and-affluent">https://www.semafor.com/article/10/27/2025/democrats-urged-to-jettison-progressive-rhetoric-favored-by-highly-educated-and-affluent</a> 2025-10-27T22:49:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvrt7ex6eqg90326pqrvtljavs5jsdywflrwqpvdx080td8pq0dzgzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkmrdwzn Okay, this is hilarious. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-are-not-fascists-and-if-you-call-us-fascists-we-will-arrest-you">https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-are-not-fascists-and-if-you-call-us-fascists-we-will-arrest-you</a> 2025-10-06T20:33:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvgw4kl73l793mrwlrvh322nvzcx960t6jqat9k9nxqn25lnyjguqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk9a7l7s &#34;If you are pregnant, your only real hope is Ivermectin,&#34; the President continued.<br/><br/>#Satire<br/><br/><a href="https://apnews.com/article/tylenol-cause-autism-trump-kennedy-0847ee76eedecbd5e9baa6888b567d66?utm_source=copy&amp;utm_medium=share">https://apnews.com/article/tylenol-cause-autism-trump-kennedy-0847ee76eedecbd5e9baa6888b567d66?utm_source=copy&amp;utm_medium=share</a> 2025-09-22T21:42:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8cfr0n57kcznjvzcuxle2fwlh26qmds9amxu2ct5cttpk9s69c9qzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkc3kdx7 There are professors out there fighting our revisionist history of Charlie Kirk. All of them are clearly radicalized. They dispute that Kirk was a man of peace.<br/><br/>They must all be fired and/or eliminated. Maybe just send our kids to trade schools instead. <br/><br/>Ooh, college football!<br/><br/>#Satire 2025-09-14T16:23:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq795ywul0tlgr56t558dvler097849yh6mzx2m9ej35ruwsnqpqszyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkk7rd9h Members of Congress express outrage at the massive amount of money invested in ICE while simultaneously texting their brokers to buy stock in the private prison industry.<br/><br/>#Satire 2025-07-03T17:17:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9eh8vd8q24wcyhz2tspkys32wgcz4mjy83r7x83rx37lnc98xqsqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkge6x46 Members of Congress turn out to support President Trump in use of the military on civilian populations.<br/><br/>#Satire<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/655/574/949/984/625/original/a98c1d8e42d72999.png"> <br/> 2025-06-09T21:41:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstydtj9urfqa7ce3x38amevkx0e6mxmaye7yzcgdxunts940nxujszyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkdgageh Death does not always give you advance notice.<br/><br/>It sometimes gives you jdvance notice. 2025-04-22T02:46:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0mvts6nw8pttase3ndyhzvrztkwl3ep8el8r96e0nzfdk9faf72czyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkly08aw Can due process be suspended because it becomes burdensome after POTUS decides to en masse expel people unlawfully? It&#39;s complicated.<br/><br/>A number of Con Law scholars believe Trump was sent by God and common good constitutionalism commands it. <br/><br/>Law &amp; Econ agrees: Due Process is inefficient.<br/><br/>#Satire 2025-04-16T12:08:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9x9n02kr9rj4wrs2jxs3y6f2x8qevhuds2dmt3nsg572jwe6w4dqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkhdw6ck Can President Trump send &#34;homegrown&#34; citizens to El Salvador without prior due process and with no hope of return? It&#39;s complicated. <br/><br/>A new body of literature suggests there&#39;s no right to citizenship or due process for anyone. <br/><br/>#Satire 2025-04-14T16:51:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr6q4cyyp8fp3sxatxhfnkr3sd8hvr7yehw6krs5egercghztqhvszyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk7hhcxj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp4rla6fsngley049k7wyvcz4zjyy647mtep9mkj55h7ce9t5l34sx0a0ef'>nevent1q…a0ef</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>First they came for everyone.<br/><br/>And the University Presidents said &#34;TAKE EVERYONE! WE CAN&#39;T TOUCH OUR ENDOWMENTS!!&#34;<br/><br/>#Satire 2025-03-25T22:29:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp4rla6fsngley049k7wyvcz4zjyy647mtep9mkj55h7ce9t5l34szyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk8ahsm4 First they came for everyone.<br/><br/>And the law firms said &#34;TAKE EVERYONE! OUR CLIENTS DEMAND WE HAVE ACCESS!!!&#34;<br/><br/>#Satire 2025-03-25T22:16:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvlcj80nx87jx47qpy2c6gd20wzq38nx4m9xqs3ggrvqc8tx9q66czyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk7ugu63 Breaking: Robert F. Kennedy hopes you get all the diseases to build immunity, but asks that you buy a Tesla first.<br/><br/>#Satire <br/><br/><a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-it-would-be-better-if-everybody-got-measles/">https://www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-it-would-be-better-if-everybody-got-measles/</a> 2025-03-12T22:53:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv7yps049e9ulhmm49f5qd9w85nr40d3dyp5whyy3zzttc2jsla6szyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkuuj29v Because it wasn&#39;t being followed anyway?<br/><br/>#satire<br/><br/><a href="https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/american-bar-association-suspends-law-school-dei-rule-enforcement-2025-02-21/">https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/american-bar-association-suspends-law-school-dei-rule-enforcement-2025-02-21/</a> 2025-02-22T04:47:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8v2nkkz74knwfl9pr9szvttuszd37lw74cgc9ajtsvvn3r0gejcczyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurky6wdqm You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger. <br/><br/>Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/016/215/446/682/093/original/16f8af37f01ff872.png"> <br/> 2025-02-16T23:43:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgkx75fpvsyjk9fyc0dxp98ghu40cv0mjvcrlhfvl7g5h8za5yayqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk3k38yr But we have a new HHS nominee!<br/><br/>#Satire<br/><br/><a href="https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-us-is-not-ready-for-bird-flu-in-humans/">https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-us-is-not-ready-for-bird-flu-in-humans/</a> 2025-02-07T18:17:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfej0dcl55hmp5e8asduddcrfx8h64m23359ccnwwp0qxt508t23czyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkzsux4m Turns out my initial instinct was wrong and he wasn&#39;t fired for not making enough racist posts.<br/><br/>#Satire <br/><br/><a href="https://www.wsj.com/tech/doge-staffer-resigns-over-racist-posts-d9f11a93">https://www.wsj.com/tech/doge-staffer-resigns-over-racist-posts-d9f11a93</a> 2025-02-06T21:45:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgh38luljfp8a00tuda78qshup26x7v4ms034tm6h2zvq7dd959lczyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk55r3nf 🎵History never repeats<br/>I tell myself before I go to sleep🎵<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/942/025/512/635/904/original/36ee494a3d645dc1.png"> <br/> 2025-02-03T21:15:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy2m349tln7xfh0q5l3uwd5he49uafm55exl8y946wx8rh7l6uexqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk28966d Remember all those arguments about laws being made by administrative agencies and how that was dangerous because agencies could run rampant? <br/><br/>Notice those same people aren&#39;t raising any ire about Musk? 2025-02-03T01:47:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdye5vepddtj724nq4nepzeak35uadc2l78xs70fz9ntr5f70dchqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkva06aw I drive while fatigued. Here&#39;s my admission in case I ever get pulled over.<br/><br/>#Satire <br/><br/><a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-driver-angry-people-tesla-elon-musk-2025-1?utm_source=bluesky&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=business-automated">https://www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-driver-angry-people-tesla-elon-musk-2025-1?utm_source=bluesky&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=business-automated</a> 2025-01-26T19:51:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx0nvp42nguyw8w2ljdu25u9jcvd6kutapxk95m96ap27h9q58wvqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkwa9pr6 Tesla has a new model out? The Model SS?<br/><br/>#Satire<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/865/058/341/920/932/original/31881e5d0f90a877.png"> <br/> 2025-01-21T07:02:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgg2d4a225epqlyt63pnmylnwyqt6rlv3kz6gsukwxtq6t7mjr8sczyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk3xus3v That song &#34;Grandma got run over by a reindeer&#34; was about a brutal sleighing. 2024-12-24T06:41:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqqxhn9ttljvxv7cywyk3hq93m83k5vpzrzdnc7wczmuuwk67ja5gzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk574f0j Breaking: Musk buys Congress, lays off 80% of the House.<br/><br/>#Satire 2024-12-20T05:49:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs86tglsuwqz046u8m0wm3q3wezyxxhpumct52m7458r9laxlzq0yqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk4v49r0 “The democratic party is out of touch with its constituents,” the law professor tweeted before going to a hiring committee meeting to make offers to three more faculty candidates with JDs from Yale and PhDs from Harvard. <br/><br/>#satire 2024-11-06T17:48:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8t6t6rhj6jfewy7zq9xfdmrc6scpckqwu07f05nzth476pd2e75gzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk0vll7s If you have to hide who you voted for from your spouse, or your spouse insists on controlling your ballot, you are in an abusive relationship.<br/><br/>#Election2024 2024-11-01T14:35:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs88t67a52jexfze9dt620uzxt0unca5fwmvlws5uwe8kehyvgkkfgzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk6xwecw Saturday, November 2: Day of the Dead.<br/><br/>Tuesday, November 5: Day of the Dread.<br/><br/>#Election2024 #DiaDeMuertos2024 2024-10-31T20:21:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg8txgs7fukdjjcyz8cmpx06l9mcnvx89zpldwctzjw427dqvkskgzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkemprh3 I have to say this money in politics thing is working out great. I don&#39;t understand why the poor and downtrodden don&#39;t have a PAC.<br/><br/>#Satire 2024-10-28T02:12:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxtpzpl6k7yztklavj6vlxvrgm83626uesx8sd2qwk0gv4sdd37kgzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurk5hq6wa Every time I see the story of the death of a woman related to the overturning of Roe v. Wade, I think of those conlaw scholars who were telling everyone how they were overreacting. <br/><br/>I&#39;ve thought about it a lot lately.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.propublica.org/article/georgia-abortion-ban-amber-thurman-death">https://www.propublica.org/article/georgia-abortion-ban-amber-thurman-death</a> 2024-09-16T15:11:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst43xc0qy3ezsmtxcx3qynatq8av7unzqejdhxzwhv2xcaqpe4gkqzyzvzsup3nrrehvw0ag9jpf7fx0k7yf7dyj8nqdad96cecph9plurkfyyqdf If you get into an altercation at a National Cemetery, you&#39;ve made a grave error. 2024-08-29T02:35:27Z