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  <title>Nostr notes by Mistress Caution</title>
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    <name>Mistress Caution</name>
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      <title type="html">like some kind of absolute weirdo. ...</title>
    
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      like some kind of absolute weirdo.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.masto.host/fuckaasspace/media_attachments/files/115/634/050/704/313/581/original/90effa9fb928fcff.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2025-11-29T16:59:52Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">My husband just farted in his sleep so I found the silver lining ...</title>
    
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      My husband just farted in his sleep so I found the silver lining to my nose being all stuffed up.
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    <updated>2025-10-30T05:48:27Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">you gotta stop being so mean to Amy. I like her.</title>
    
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    <updated>2025-10-22T17:45:23Z</updated>
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      Ugh to cis white men who think we should be despairing. Tonight I quoted myself in class and said &amp;#34;you can pry my whimsy from my cold dead hands.&amp;#34;
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    <updated>2025-10-17T02:00:53Z</updated>
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      who up staring into the void
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    <updated>2025-10-14T03:15:07Z</updated>
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      me as a lactation consultant: this is the tits
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    <updated>2025-10-13T12:36:01Z</updated>
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      It does indeed say butt nuggets.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.masto.host/fuckaasspace/media_attachments/files/115/351/792/975/283/352/original/4fc16438d573c2e9.jpeg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2025-10-10T20:38:05Z</updated>
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