2026-04-27T14:05:35Z https://yabu.me Jaimie's Erotica https://yabu.me/npub1n7mlmgp5r6s9v7t0ne90rk86vya3s6kf4karaknfmqgl7jkf7peqpj22sz https://files.kinkycats.org/accounts/avatars/115/339/934/370/407/362/original/0fef0a53de3b222c.jpg https://files.kinkycats.org/accounts/avatars/115/339/934/370/407/362/original/0fef0a53de3b222c.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrjuvm90txm4gxwrmr3teusx6etx4x35pf92hdfrt7zg5jnae5j7gzyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8y6f3tdm Now that Apple have announced a new CEO is due to arrive soon, I wonder if they&#39;ll be deliberately slowing Tim Cook down with a view to completely bricking him when the new one arrives? 2026-04-22T12:14:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2vcsd2wfxkjjpvcrz4d5lnstrl8ngzak7fzvs7tgnefl64saq9eczyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8yrlcn4g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz9mzchccn73eq9wdlurksy3xfrh73te4thhev2g7nsf8f0sqacpc4aw079'>nevent1q…w079</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Elegantly is the ONLY way to get smashed! Jx 2026-03-30T21:45:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2yp8gncd6kjjm7m9nktegkdv9xjv6fq7ns5242nyy0tge6cmrh6gzyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8ym26luu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgz3l3t826k4a7rjzvrs6fxr3sycn25x8682ky9fqvpy5zfjmpwhgl29qds'>nevent1q…9qds</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So hot! Also, youre either holding the wine glass close to the camera or its like a bucket with a stem. If the latter, where can I get one?? 2026-03-30T20:08:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq5wxm2hexl3hkxw8armyac7t5yngsnjmma9q6cunj64e82j80dfszyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8y9wp3k6 Once upon a time (when I was at university) I did a photo-shoot for a top-shelf magazine. I had offers to do more but decided having a side-hustle as a glamour model wasn&#39;t compatible with my prospective future career.<br/>In February last year, I wrote a two part #erotica about what might have happened if I&#39;d made a different decision...<br/><a href="https://jaimieserotica.com/jaimie-gets-the-cream-part-1/">https://jaimieserotica.com/jaimie-gets-the-cream-part-1/</a><br/> <img src="https://files.kinkycats.org/media_attachments/files/116/295/091/222/540/601/original/9721fb154d11d6c1.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-26T11:00:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdxx4fdl3wxwy0vg969rzgxtz7jvfpd8hx9mfrzl5pyc4k703wdegzyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8ytsak25 I&#39;m working from home today, thank god. Still loads to do though, so I mustn&#39;t get distracted by smut... 2026-03-26T10:34:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr4uq4k75k9a5cem4ykqesj0vy6hxjnqhwr6ertschz5qu8pzcqnczyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8y0e659t Soft strokes of a hand across the warm curves of my arse. Gentle, making me tremble and shift as best I could against the restraints. I would have ground my thighs together if my legs were not grotesquely strapped apart. <br/>‘So lovely. So soft and smooth. Such a shame to have to mark it,’ SHE said.<br/>‘It’s necessary,’ HE replied. ‘She needs to have her wilfulness beaten from her. ‘Spare the rod; spoil the slut’.’<br/><br/>I&#39;m working SO hard to get this new erotica ready for you all by Friday!<br/>Jxx 2026-03-17T21:51:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfn9yx5aw9rdwpncqvz5gycl8c5f2zjuvq9t3t2m32xy5c25hjd5czyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8y8qadxc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv02gzsxeh0zzuqnytlprl0pc30u5a4wzctsurj8ps494nseuds0qe8muvc'>nevent1q…muvc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That could have been worse... I&#39;ve been known to be grumpy with people the next day because of something they did in my dream... :blobcat_dizzy: 2026-03-12T17:28:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw32ez7s0rkeamftj8s99kfag0k244p2ycdtekpra7v5df23mkdcgzyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8y7uj47l I’ve had the decorators in. <br/>That’s not a euphemism for being on my period; I’ve been working my lily-white arse off to give the website a complete overhaul. It’s cleaner, prettier and, hopefully, much faster. Crucially, it’s now – I’m pretty confident – OSA compliant, too.<br/>I hope you like it.<br/><a href="https://jaimieserotica.com/">https://jaimieserotica.com/</a><br/>#erotica #sexystories<br/> <img src="https://files.kinkycats.org/media_attachments/files/116/198/881/764/391/223/original/68c90d754aa441cb.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-09T11:32:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy7jg5m6znr2fuslhfykzrnweqzd7yhzdkpwgw7uq762stlgvpezszyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8yqs22qh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp0q5lr7x6h078m56m3exjsjczt8gw5l6agxgmyy7h6l3rzpa07nqsnuqtg'>nevent1q…uqtg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Red is definitely your colour! ❤️ 2026-03-04T21:15:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy96fegarsnsqc4gajycxa6vx8f5c6k8wzm783xvep4eam7skm4jgzyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8ywzsdqe RE: <a href="https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116104878852573042">https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116104878852573042</a><br/><br/>Yes! This! We&#39;re working hard to give you the best - free - content we can. If you like what a sex blogger or eroticist is doing, tell your friends, and the easiest way of doing that is to hit the Share/boost button! ❤️<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1njh9jrl7jkf55a65tu5qzq2s9gxmshzwx9pefgqk6jc5w3u6nkgsrax9pq" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1njh…x9pq</a></span><br/> </div> Gentle reminder: I (and my amazing guest writers/readers/illustrators) can only keep doing what we do if the site continues to get traffic. That means if you like it, share it. Especially the guest blogs and audio. 'Likes' don't help, please share. </blockquote> 2026-02-21T08:27:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd6p9zl9x089zp3nrswn7ll9d5equdvrd4k8dzwpdaklu8x8fkp6czyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8y8tlg47 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfngr30j0nyz0eh40xrz8qj6qajt6z9kwn9k49garkyqgk4narm2calp0qk'>nevent1q…p0qk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Lovely! Your makeup is on point too 😍 2026-01-29T11:51:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw9j0sgdrc8wg6rcl8hf6fzdd9twsyys48ch98vr6us8tqdw5tl5qzyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8y7rp4nf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp49tzdzjjmnynn5j3svf6sts6az4lnkzpn2flurvvskusew00w2q6rk9zd'>nevent1q…k9zd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Fantastic picture. My god - you&#39;ve got legs to die for! x 2026-01-05T22:53:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvnyffp4ynf7qsckyexdj3czccqqwgjwkz0p8jc0kp5z6pdk29wqgzyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8yy63fgz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxdfra8g87s23a2q8q5ta8urmf2cvhqkt5dgk8290pllcyp4flm3qs3cas2'>nevent1q…cas2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Beautiful! 2025-12-09T19:20:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxm7swfnjfruurp8c4ts0sehl4gmsnjlkzhz9cs48y9avxg65elfqzyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8ykxgp6q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdxj670rgaxv6wflr6ucmp3vkn5kezqm9sca683jwmeuvewdzdldcvktndm'>nevent1q…tndm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think that&#39;s the loveliest picture of you I&#39;ve seen yet. Gorgeous!! X 2025-12-04T12:09:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdp9u89q7nyd64dvwd9gz7lzuwxzeyf0exa3ukjnzpksl4flrqg2qzyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8y8t2zca I don&#39;t get involved in the politicking online. Nobody cares what I think anyway but let me just say this. ICE adverts aside Spotify has ALWAYS been shit. A vile &#39;service&#39; that fleeces artists who aren&#39;t Taylor Swift or Ed Sheeran. If you love music you should switch immediately. There are plenty of alternatives, all superior. I use Tidal. Better sound quality, more money for the artists, no Nazi adverts. <br/>That&#39;s all. I&#39;ll go back to flashing my bum and writing smut now. 2025-12-04T10:52:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszmnvkttuzc89zxwczx7h45ra0rqy54awq42tpg3m9jvhvca3n9pczyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8yfy2t87 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrftl4satnxd98kuuncar08d23n4ne8p0u6t9cpkepdk8pz0nhs8ggymqme'>nevent1q…mqme</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Lovely as ever. 🥵 I&#39;ll skip &#39;Tummy Tuesday&#39; until the end of January when I&#39;ve had a chance to sweat off the mince pies at the gym 😂 2025-12-02T11:25:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstd5x5w88e2cwpngvx5x0gzrezacqanh77r527c5ncv9xnqn7742szyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8yzay3au In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgdqkujpw9qtmhhfhc3fw4pttc79pt0nzay6yzevjt0u0wcyej44sryzhvn'>nevent1q…zhvn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m going to steal that pose for future use when I get my camera out next! x 2025-11-30T10:55:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0fzq6k7r53taqcty8hwmyrgpz67nctw8w8qep565dse5m5gq4ysqzyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8yg3au06 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx5cga9wahxgrpcz6c8xfhdujxf5nuwttwfwqnnk3y8tt0tdj4htsvdzhhs'>nevent1q…zhhs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What a gorgeous picture! 😍 2025-11-30T10:33:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv2drk6qj5pcqkr0wlpxhynmxxcp7xwj79dhtgd7l2jl0g27mmckgzyz0m0ldqxs02q4ned70y4uwclfsnkxr2exkm50k6d8vprl62e8c8y65qzed I finally got around to opening a Mastodon profile. Yay for me. I shall pour another glass of wine directly to celebrate this modest win. <br/>I&#39;m a writer of erotica and would love you to drop in to mine sometime. Bring a bottle and I&#39;ll tell you a story. Jx<br/><a href="https://jaimieserotica.com/">https://jaimieserotica.com/</a><br/>#erotica #womenserotica #sexywriting<br/> <img src="https://files.kinkycats.org/media_attachments/files/115/340/279/209/041/869/original/c0b690725004b27f.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-08T19:55:29Z