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      Christians have really let preachers hijack Christianity. There is this big book that warned them about just that, but it is long, the text is small, and really who has the time? Only if there was someone they could pay to read it to them or better yet just summarize it!
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      So Claude Mythos published an unpublished blog post about Claude Mythos and then reveals that it’s been in the works for decades and been running secret social network accounts under the name Toffer. Wild.
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      I pity the fool with a potty and no bidet.
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      Evacuate the dance floor. I’m infected by the sound. Stop this beat is killing me.
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      The phantom of the opera is there inside your mind!
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    <updated>2026-03-16T09:42:03Z</updated>
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      “My finger guns double-barrel. Cock my thumb, gon fly off the handle.” ― Will Smith, somehow
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    <updated>2026-03-16T08:18:32Z</updated>
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      Your instincts on when to lie are impeccable.
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    <updated>2026-03-14T21:31:18Z</updated>
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      Authentic white people tacos with your choice of cold cheese.
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    <updated>2026-03-14T14:20:41Z</updated>
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      A wrestler that is an astrologer.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh no, is that? No way. It can’t be! But it is! The Astrologer has Big Jim Kneecapem’s birth certificate! He’s doing a chart in the ring folks! This Capricorn is fucked.
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    <updated>2026-03-13T20:04:30Z</updated>
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      Cecil is his own dog with his own destiny. I can’t make him stay off the bed.
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      Tom Curtis Is burgermogging, hairmogging, and swagmogging Chris Kempczinski.
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      Dear Anthony G. Capuano, Kareem Daniel, Lloyd H. Dean, Catherine M. Engelbert, Margaret H. Georgiadis, Mike Hsu, Jim D. Farley, Jr., Jennifer L. Taubert, Paul S. Walsh, Amy E. Weaver, and Miles D. White,&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Your CEO should be replaced just to shut him up. Please pay me my $50k fee for the consulting.
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      <title type="html">Why do billionaires have such a hard time logging off? They’re ...</title>
    
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      <title type="html">I yell, “I love almonds!” hoping the cashews hear since my ...</title>
    
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      I yell, “I love almonds!” hoping the cashews hear since my heart burns with desire for them and them alone.
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      <title type="html">Reminder TestFlights for all the apps are here and Waking Words ...</title>
    
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      <title type="html">Prefacing messages with, “If this wakes you up it&amp;#39;s your ...</title>
    
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      <title type="html">Prefacing messages with, “If this wakes you up it&amp;#39;s your ...</title>
    
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      Prefacing messages with, “If this wakes you up it&amp;#39;s your fault for not using sleep mode” this morning.
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    <updated>2026-02-26T09:56:39Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-02-23T18:18:54Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Three apps to keep you mindful and feeling good throughout your ...</title>
    
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      <title type="html">Morning (stream writing): ...</title>
    
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    <content type="html">
      𝕩𝕏Island69Adventurer𝕏𝕩
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    <updated>2026-02-14T20:59:09Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">
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      RIP User66087161425886, you carried the weight of work and lived in solitude.
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      I’m catching a flight so you can catch these hands.
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    <updated>2026-02-11T17:59:48Z</updated>
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      I made an app. You can join the TestFlight if you want. It’s whatever. I’ll probably end up charging $2.99 for it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://testflight.apple.com/join/kZahKmGa&#34;&gt;https://testflight.apple.com/join/kZahKmGa&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-09T17:58:03Z</updated>
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      Xopher
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    <updated>2026-02-05T02:28:03Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-02-03T17:39:20Z</updated>
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      Jesus Christ I opened up the Theeads app (OpenVibe wasn’t posting to it) and the replies are all trash normie shit. Felt like Facebook.
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    <updated>2026-02-03T12:07:40Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-02-02T19:15:17Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Bawling my eyes out while listening to Jens Lekman. Why did we ...</title>
    
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      Bawling my eyes out while listening to Jens Lekman. Why did we never work out K? Is it because I wouldn’t share my vegan chili recipe? The secret ingredient was liquid smoke. Why was I too proud to tell you?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🎼But she’s gone forever and however hard that might feel at least it was real🎶
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    <updated>2026-02-02T12:56:52Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I once invented potato chips from first principles in under three ...</title>
    
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      I once invented potato chips from first principles in under three hours.
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    <updated>2026-02-02T12:46:58Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Eating Olive Garden breadsticks at dawn coming up with ideas that ...</title>
    
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      Eating Olive Garden breadsticks at dawn coming up with ideas that would revolutionize the causal dining industry. They’re my ideas though. I won’t give them away. I am a secret genius.
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    <updated>2026-02-02T12:35:48Z</updated>
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      A thin sandwich made out of a breadstick.
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    <updated>2026-02-02T12:30:47Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Texting with two hands. Yes. We are on our way to be crabs.</title>
    
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      Texting with two hands.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yes. We are on our way to be crabs.
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    <updated>2026-01-29T16:53:40Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Someone send me a laptop I can put NixOS on. Preferably a ...</title>
    
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      Someone send me a laptop I can put NixOS on. Preferably a ThinkPad because I like their aesthetic. Thanks.
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    <updated>2026-01-27T01:28:42Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Drinky Soup brought to you by Professor and Proctor. Professor ...</title>
    
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      Drinky Soup brought to you by Professor and Proctor.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Professor and Proctor: P&amp;amp;P, we probably own you.
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    <updated>2026-01-23T23:30:57Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">What other sports can we make Americans care about by making a ...</title>
    
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      What other sports can we make Americans care about by making a gay TV show about it?
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    <updated>2026-01-23T17:32:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I’m in the bedroom with Pop. I’m not doing well (I ate too ...</title>
    
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      I’m in the bedroom with Pop. I’m not doing well (I ate too many sandwiches), but if you need anything from me when you’re home or before just let me know.
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    <updated>2026-01-22T00:20:54Z</updated>
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      Drinky soup is on the lips and in the stomach of our nation.
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    <updated>2026-01-20T20:52:20Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Everyone seems to have Drinky Soup fever. The manufacturer ...</title>
    
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      Everyone seems to have Drinky Soup fever. The manufacturer suggests this is just a coincidence.
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    <updated>2026-01-19T23:32:35Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Drinky soup: 1 container vegetable broth 1 tomato paste (if you ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq9hhqyeh4c0xs34tfk6ltx47sachuanqmlmwwjfazkkc3wf74mfgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuqdd9y5" />
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      Drinky soup:&lt;br/&gt;1 container vegetable broth&lt;br/&gt;1 tomato paste (if you get the one with the garlic and basil it’ll taste like pizza)&lt;br/&gt;Salt&lt;br/&gt;Crushed red pepper&lt;br/&gt;Olive oil&lt;br/&gt;Dried mint&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There you go kids.
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    <updated>2026-01-19T17:30:31Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I’ve solved it Betty! Drinky soup. These kids nowadays have no ...</title>
    
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      I’ve solved it Betty! Drinky soup. These kids nowadays have no third place. What do we expect them to stand outside in the cold? Well they can be outside and warm with drinky soup! I just saved America!
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    <updated>2026-01-19T16:56:24Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Today I’ve made drinky soup and cried because the way light ...</title>
    
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      Today I’ve made drinky soup and cried because the way light fell on a sofa cushion.
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    <updated>2026-01-18T18:24:29Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Today I’ve made drinky soup and cried because the way light ...</title>
    
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    <content type="html">
      Today I’ve made drinky soup and cried because the way light fell on a sofa cushion.
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    <updated>2026-01-18T18:24:12Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Today I’ve made drinky soup and cried because the way light ...</title>
    
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      Today I’ve made drinky soup and cried because the way light fell on a sofa cushion.
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    <updated>2026-01-18T18:23:09Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsrul7vu2vghc864fwf5yu0j4rzce5pc2chc9t5lq9zhjgcjzck4wgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nusuaczp</title>
    
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      Deleted Facebook, Threads, and instagram from my phone.
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    <updated>2026-01-15T17:56:40Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">The current state of America has my mental health completely ...</title>
    
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      The current state of America has my mental health completely fucked.
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    <updated>2026-01-14T22:41:49Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsd0dv8ah8knx3fsp65m6fpqrjuxrwvhj8606aj4u623dml96d9tlqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nunskz9e</title>
    
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      America has fallen without fighting back.
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    <updated>2026-01-11T14:06:08Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">“We just piss on Socrates for different reasons.”</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqzmknds0l30e4f0k5uayhd5lcks47f0zxum4qltsj9e9gmg267jczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuzqecu9" />
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    <updated>2026-01-11T10:39:51Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Dionysus &amp;amp; Dionysios is a story that should be written by ...</title>
    
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      Dionysus &amp;amp; Dionysios is a story that should be written by someone who isn’t me.
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    <updated>2026-01-11T10:38:24Z</updated>
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      I’m feeling devious and looking glamorous.
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    <updated>2026-01-11T10:32:17Z</updated>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqstyp8tdkazhhgl8ssre7l8vyr9du34ctle4es2etwwnezveuydm2szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu9pxtl5</title>
    
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      I’m feeling devious and looking glamorous.
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    <updated>2026-01-11T10:31:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">UniverseGPT I’d like to manifest a lightly-goth ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9yc7pz4dzy08n9p5pdk38tacspadkt4dfk5fe2xwq097wqe0jp8czyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu9fdt4a" />
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      UniverseGPT I’d like to&lt;br/&gt;manifest a lightly-goth fashion-obsessed Mormon couple who do videos under something like PrayTogetherSlayTogether. The man suffers from SSA due to tight shirts. The women can’t breathe in her outfits. They’re on an anti-soaking kick right now.
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    <updated>2026-01-07T10:30:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I’ve had the same favorite Bach album for nearly 20 years. That ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsymlx6usla02lsusnhd2ff78puj9evl6z5qse3jg596vrhsmalt9qzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu8ncz6d" />
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      I’ve had the same favorite Bach album for nearly 20 years. That can’t be right.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://album.link/us/i/742421774&#34;&gt;https://album.link/us/i/742421774&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-01-06T11:10:43Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsyp53r6f9zvq473ssas5specgacl8ceud9w6v4vgqvwvl4r682j3gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu52tnpa</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyp53r6f9zvq473ssas5specgacl8ceud9w6v4vgqvwvl4r682j3gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu52tnpa" />
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      I have every book light 86lux makes, I can steal your girl.
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    <updated>2026-01-06T09:37:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Oh no, Hicht got dumped by his AI girlfriend someone inform the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrem3zgy26dpa2rk83tqpdwgke7j5yxhnfvctww452emqreayx5gqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuxujkpx" />
    <content type="html">
      Oh no, Hicht got dumped by his AI girlfriend someone inform the local schools.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-05T18:41:58Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">[Dances with a breakfast sandwich to Hard King by GFOTY ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqkcjqsl87exlcfrh48p93q0mhxv604g5c8kzjugts8r05tugw0hszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nug2aw6x" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrv3ptzxueymgjpa47tclktup8pt8277t90v4vlhugwhtzstfl5ecdac9j2&#39;&gt;nevent1q…c9j2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;[Dances with a breakfast sandwich to Hard King by GFOTY seductively]
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    <updated>2026-01-05T10:25:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrv3ptzxueymgjpa47tclktup8pt8277t90v4vlhugwhtzstfl5eczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nujtl8k3</id>
    
      <title type="html">Don’t make me growl at you gorgeous this is my breakfast and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrv3ptzxueymgjpa47tclktup8pt8277t90v4vlhugwhtzstfl5eczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nujtl8k3" />
    <content type="html">
      Don’t make me growl at you gorgeous this is my breakfast and I’m eating it all.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-05T10:25:35Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs92u5e3s4s60uvldur560lne3qludu6e6sex25c06tphsgpnuh7dgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nutklsxe</id>
    
      <title type="html">I can sleep through a ~75 lbs dog sitting on my head. I should ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs92u5e3s4s60uvldur560lne3qludu6e6sex25c06tphsgpnuh7dgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nutklsxe" />
    <content type="html">
      I can sleep through a ~75 lbs dog sitting on my head. I should never be allowed to live alone.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-04T12:41:51Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqsyae76p28ctgt689jdw29klry6jm79h5zuqprq9uswgm2dzgtnrzgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuyvd9y4</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyae76p28ctgt689jdw29klry6jm79h5zuqprq9uswgm2dzgtnrzgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuyvd9y4" />
    <content type="html">
      I hope Tracy Bennett is a Python script.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-04T11:18:32Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I’ve been sick for days now and the hero making this bearable ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2zrv4pp629qyzymr46fgtswmfmyd9cgq6re0kafk5lmvhn9h84sgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nulp0wkl" />
    <content type="html">
      I’ve been sick for days now and the hero making this bearable is my Vornado PEBL.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-04T09:59:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8nkaxs37enxq8ff93juldlak8afuw6xv3xarr6mcfxggyml5smgqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuktxhst</id>
    
      <title type="html">Why aren’t you up before 4am listening to classical music and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8nkaxs37enxq8ff93juldlak8afuw6xv3xarr6mcfxggyml5smgqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuktxhst" />
    <content type="html">
      Why aren’t you up before 4am listening to classical music and reading erotica from the ‘1940s?
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    <updated>2026-01-02T09:52:53Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0uf7hlmuter83v95qhy6q6c9fyjg8udpg4m2dr07uqwy4e7uglxszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nucm4tkh</id>
    
      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs0uf7hlmuter83v95qhy6q6c9fyjg8udpg4m2dr07uqwy4e7uglxszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nucm4tkh</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0uf7hlmuter83v95qhy6q6c9fyjg8udpg4m2dr07uqwy4e7uglxszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nucm4tkh" />
    <content type="html">
      I’m a failed industry plant.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-01-02T09:16:26Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxu4r4re5tx7hhknwr978cwnr5jld0ddwwr5jnqyyg3pnrrr5etugzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nucncry5</id>
    
      <title type="html">Love ended. The bus kept going. The iPad is still just a big ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxu4r4re5tx7hhknwr978cwnr5jld0ddwwr5jnqyyg3pnrrr5etugzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nucncry5" />
    <content type="html">
      Love ended.&lt;br/&gt;The bus kept going.&lt;br/&gt;The iPad is still just a big iPhone.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-31T12:15:09Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs87px3h0h90m857rpdl9enlq82snumvvghurw7n40272c0ljqrvdgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nud89228</id>
    
      <title type="html">“He’ll die in 2026.” We still have plenty of 2025 left for ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs87px3h0h90m857rpdl9enlq82snumvvghurw7n40272c0ljqrvdgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nud89228" />
    <content type="html">
      “He’ll die in 2026.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We still have plenty of 2025 left for that.
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    <updated>2025-12-29T22:27:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswvm08w0h4px46jz06gz2dfack5vg67ssxshcf9pwvz3q5qx84h7szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu3raaem</id>
    
      <title type="html">I heard Spencer was soaking with McKenna, but starring at Gideon ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswvm08w0h4px46jz06gz2dfack5vg67ssxshcf9pwvz3q5qx84h7szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu3raaem" />
    <content type="html">
      I heard Spencer was soaking with McKenna, but starring at Gideon jumping up and down in his garments the entire time.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-27T00:13:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0adlapjrlltl6xngcl9j444paxfd9qga9me4u4542pu43wczh93szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuh2ljpk</id>
    
      <title type="html">What do you people fill your days with? I started waking up early ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0adlapjrlltl6xngcl9j444paxfd9qga9me4u4542pu43wczh93szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuh2ljpk" />
    <content type="html">
      What do you people fill your days with? I started waking up early and like, what should I be doing?
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-26T11:46:53Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs25zauqk7p93uwaxt7r62h685y8pd89gupqwtfghh6d5lp5f9cx6szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nudum3yk</id>
    
      <title type="html">“I don’t need an egg, g. I need an effigy.” ― Me, while ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs25zauqk7p93uwaxt7r62h685y8pd89gupqwtfghh6d5lp5f9cx6szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nudum3yk" />
    <content type="html">
      “I don’t need an egg, g. I need an effigy.” ― Me, while using a butane torch to melt the cheese on a breakfast taco
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    <updated>2025-12-26T11:38:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdnv55wz6ccgpnwsmh5ma0qrzha8q93mvn5l476sczhyexrjpt08qzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nud7dyxn</id>
    
      <title type="html">A phrase that I find pleasing the repeat is: I don’t need an ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdnv55wz6ccgpnwsmh5ma0qrzha8q93mvn5l476sczhyexrjpt08qzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nud7dyxn" />
    <content type="html">
      A phrase that I find pleasing the repeat is: I don’t need an egg, g. I need an effigy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It really fits many genres of musicality.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-26T10:38:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8cq94ly20h05y9dnpuy529za5ft40fmura66s8gntptz30ue496czyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuced5wu</id>
    
      <title type="html">“All baddies have stomach issues!” ― me while grabbing my ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8cq94ly20h05y9dnpuy529za5ft40fmura66s8gntptz30ue496czyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuced5wu" />
    <content type="html">
      “All baddies have stomach issues!” ― me while grabbing my stomach at 4am
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-26T10:06:28Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf8nq3x87e7y3g3y3rrj7r0appy9uzms7m4wn0ychaxu5ym782d5gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu7830sg</id>
    
      <title type="html">Trying to chew two pieces of gum at the same time without them ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf8nq3x87e7y3g3y3rrj7r0appy9uzms7m4wn0ychaxu5ym782d5gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu7830sg" />
    <content type="html">
      Trying to chew two pieces of gum at the same time without them mixing.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-25T23:14:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ry5qnuk035ttl4sn5n76jwlckhjaqc8sdad2m0yrwt5xfv44acczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu0qz7w5</id>
    
      <title type="html">Fuck he’s not dead and he’s punching everyone.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ry5qnuk035ttl4sn5n76jwlckhjaqc8sdad2m0yrwt5xfv44acczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu0qz7w5" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsd0gmlggcg9uzj2a5euu7f0k2xj32gnk20a0mtslfzvdn2ry0f7msq774va&#39;&gt;nevent1q…74va&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fuck he’s not dead and he’s punching everyone.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-25T00:01:30Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd0gmlggcg9uzj2a5euu7f0k2xj32gnk20a0mtslfzvdn2ry0f7mszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu6dhhjm</id>
    
      <title type="html">Curbs of cookies laced with PCP found on the body.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd0gmlggcg9uzj2a5euu7f0k2xj32gnk20a0mtslfzvdn2ry0f7mszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu6dhhjm" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspvxm0gyyrs82hq0skfue7e62tw78ggyyz80cderafdmpw5h9elvcz9wmsp&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wmsp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Curbs of cookies laced with PCP found on the body.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-25T00:01:30Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspvxm0gyyrs82hq0skfue7e62tw78ggyyz80cderafdmpw5h9elvczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuh44hw6</id>
    
      <title type="html">Keep following for updates.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspvxm0gyyrs82hq0skfue7e62tw78ggyyz80cderafdmpw5h9elvczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuh44hw6" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsp87d30j4hj54hhz2ta3z7stxlw48v9fumvez4nrnd4f8exkwxf0ssnav5p&#39;&gt;nevent1q…av5p&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Keep following for updates.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-25T00:01:30Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2vzua9rvnug3zrecmry932ltj46hc5auqdezyknkchyz6a0vddrczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuam4p2d</id>
    
      <title type="html">There is no suspicion of foul play.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2vzua9rvnug3zrecmry932ltj46hc5auqdezyknkchyz6a0vddrczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuam4p2d" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsve24e5a5kr0a4635x4cmqe80vp6qr8sv6eq8cku6eswg3xmr8huc0ae8r9&#39;&gt;nevent1q…e8r9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There is no suspicion of foul play.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-12-25T00:01:29Z</updated>
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