2025-11-28T21:58:56Z https://yabu.me mason https://yabu.me/npub1laut3dj2xxl3pu05c5c54gq05mmdvpuu9m9ym6cdp8cu5hhsq6mqcd0zdy https://24242.io/14982edc41111d4f77b753f4a93947cca9609cf7f07e869c9b2992bc08505782.png https://24242.io/14982edc41111d4f77b753f4a93947cca9609cf7f07e869c9b2992bc08505782.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr5njtsrw3t25839tt8zfyhh24n5gu38fh3xp2y6kntyd4u0k0f2qzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvhvyscg Thanks to AI, I have been able to earn millions as a humble North Korean script kitty hacking US companies. Mmmm. This AI is sure disruptive to companies, real transformation driven by tech. 2026-04-22T18:04:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx0cgpwwfyue5g4ks3vev73su8skwm7844tc5vnkyt9kwfuvjz4zqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvyar2ja One thing I find interesting about the viral outrage marketing from conservatives is that the hook is often something like, &#34;Rob Schneider offended a lot of liberals with this one...&#34;<br/><br/>I can assure you Rob Schneider has not had a platform to offend a lot of people in a decade. 2026-04-22T17:28:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0us0k6r7uqhwj58y6pkp0cx8v2vhed3qwz73rsve472yrp80hzuczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv72nfgg One thing I find interesting about the viral outrage marketing for conservatives is that the hook is often something like, &#34;Rob Schneider offended a lot of liberals with this one...&#34;<br/><br/>I can assure you Rob Schneider has not had a platform to offend a lot of people in a decade. 2026-04-22T16:07:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv5yl35egqtweg0np7p6mtpud8muv30ec79q698mstw9u2s2d7kqczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvex83t2 Look all I&#39;m saying is it&#39;s un-American to get mad about Kash Patel having something of a drinking problem allegedly, America is a country literally founded by alcoholics for alcoholics. 2026-04-22T16:01:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0m33cela5j226s60pmvxa9agyvyqwujavee67me3ejdk9ds5p03gzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvlyjtaf Branding impacts people&#39;s perception of literally everything. I&#39;ve talked to folks living in incredibly high conflict zones who think London or Chicago are more dangerous than They call home. <br/><br/>Being an Al-Shabaab red zone doesn&#39;t get the same media and pop culture coverage, as those cities. 2026-04-22T14:27:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswcajqgsq4nwhwsef2u448p24zjm9payx9zeny66gzx5qr85mpm6szyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvrg3g5t Some people care more about the tools than the work, and it shows. 2026-04-14T13:25:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd8h5tc2prwhhlnv0jswyd9t6fujq0kqadecgntfakf2mhea0es0czyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv6t8056 How to make your band sound better in only three simple steps. <br/><br/>Step one, find a fork or napkin containing DNA of Jack White. <br/><br/>Step two, clone Jack White.<br/><br/>Step three, provide Jack White clones lessons in music. <br/><br/>Step four, because shockingly I lied, recruit the Jack White clones to be the band. 2026-03-26T14:22:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdcs549y6thwjhla2wq8jlngl7ejr7sv2sus5fp2mszmv0kgvdw7czyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv3dkqs4 So Cornhole is a serious sport. 2026-03-25T13:14:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0gdqe4ux3430jgatd9qrkpa65lzspwpm5vmeg0cw6g9tyyd9pguqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv2p7r0m Do exactly what I say or I will tweet it our nation&#39;s president to inform him that you have oil. Do you want that kind of stress in your life? 2026-03-23T21:05:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgpu0ju94d67zudqmgzddl4p28s7qy79x8hqjdltxcd2fd74nwguczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvvfxp0z As president I will simply not wreck the global economy with multiple acts of aggression that we&#39;re not going to call war. I&#39;m not even going to put my name on the ballot... You have to write me in; and you should 2026-03-23T15:23:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs250gedkyfphurp6g65y76c3ygfqg3xczlm9dy8wzfddzhfz2tc2czyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv7g9xss My Instagram is just a feed of Afroman dunking on some thinskinned cops. 2026-03-22T01:00:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsye6hg4n7rlmlsvmm573tyhnr8eqtd2eygshwnyz78rd5nmqzwv4gzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtve90evn Remember if a psychopathic dictator asks you which finger is your favorite, you&#39;re better off being honest because well he might cut off your favorite finger it might also be the only one he leaves you. 2026-03-20T20:27:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0auq4kureqrthseh2p63jg4qgmalqzkl5zs5yehvs66vu3fwucmqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv0gvrjy You know AI can&#39;t technically arrest you by itself, a human has to sign off and say that the AI is correct... However humans are lazy, and they have no accountability mechanism when the AI is wrong and they sign off on it... So we&#39;re just screwed here. 2026-03-20T16:31:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdq2ex3n9fjs6r4tzlqycg3ztlzlr4495j0w2ekwxatuchq8krnaszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvkfv5nn Just to say it, the deputies who sued Afroman are total piles of garbage. 2026-03-19T02:24:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgrpq9ymwg3smt46h6wrrwp9mfcdhx0fwc4hpxpasqzumzhdjulmczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvpx79ug &#34;As a of vet the only tooth past I would use on my snake is Colgate Total Deep Clean Toothpaste.&#34; <br/><br/>What the fuck did the AI just say. 2026-03-18T20:50:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspuxp7xgra9qrm4ye55zrdq7663ym0efh74773pr0nc3agpunwzggzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv4m2fmz Drink some late night coffee they said. It is decaf they said. It was not in point of fact decaf. 2026-03-18T05:14:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsykkax3h85vqsc45xtqewnee9c4rc2k0gwrjczq3wjgjpxv02pjsgzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvz5aau0 The legislative maneuvering to get rid of VPNs is like every other time a tool is misunderstood and legislators start reacting to it. <br/><br/>Switchblade knives became illegal in the US because of the movie West Side Story, while most users were tradespeople who benefited from a locking, one-hand opener. 2026-03-17T13:45:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy68nawrx8hxya2ngna8hnhrvu6q42se4wjc25emwpqqfv8pvlumgzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvsh4xgu Taco Bell told me to &#34;live mas&#34; so I put all my money into photos of apes, now I am home, blind and broke, can I sue Taco Bell for doing this to me. 2026-03-16T00:24:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxnhumf3vd4p3yq6x3rh3d0v9nwaszf3lzy6jspg76xwskq6fk34qzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvr6nmqz Tucker Carlson would do well on jeopardy! Since when has no idea how to say anything without making it a question. 2026-03-15T20:06:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvwd6tet55taz9uds2gpcs25hldzgqv0j5tla3semq52dw9f0xwvszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvv2hx4k The film Sinners I thought was a few years ago. But it&#39;s just the the two Iran bombing and a regime change in Venezuela have change my perception of time. 2026-03-15T05:25:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqe9m6luc8z6k750sw9reykcefs4wwxe2d25m6shseh0z75z76xvgzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv3phek8 Help me Machiavelli AI, <br/><br/>Is it better to be remembered or tolerated? I&#39;m going into a social situation now and I want to really power play this shit. 2026-03-14T22:42:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxw39wpvhy9g45dku9mf2sc87dq5k9spqdvk4f5zynr4vmv48tf5gzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvv4yfyl If you push button you get to bomb Iran, but everything will get way more expensive and nothing positive happens at all. 2026-03-14T22:03:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvplh0gw66l9a7mcygl30nalnf029j0ypc76mnj4dhaqznkvkrsqqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv26he96 So at one point people ranked friendships based on speed dial number, at a later date it was top eight spaces on MySpace, what is the modern version of that relationship ranking? 2026-03-13T14:31:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgamzczngj6ztuc3947eeg9lcsxj8eh9rh7y7qg0j8hy2zk8pxdsgzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvj3e2qa My enemies lose morale when I pull out my blunderbuss. 2026-03-12T03:38:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs93wg2hqu84wmv8xgwrjfavyaxs3cfm4rk7w3dhqsauj3lrremshszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvl3c5ss &#34;How does someone even flower an almand. Real flower comes from cows.&#34; I say becoming every conservative dads name favorite comedian. 2026-03-11T21:15:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdnafgz4apfxsc2we5grp7gh2p5ykqwyne0fa6z5gxxjs9s268qlczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv3zzyv4 My inner monologue is mostly in Werner Herzog&#39;s voice. <br/><br/>&#34;Bombing Iran was a desperate act of a man left certain the world would otherwise see him only as a predator. With each explosion he strokes himself and says &#39;liberator,&#39; like a man who is stable and normal.&#34; 2026-03-11T15:36:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs98kue4h3jyzhtl9etcvsmtvleexhy2mss7up4sqs4rfn6urrz4nszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvhcrwzp YouTube shorts are just clips of TV shows or movies 30 seconds at a time. 2026-03-10T13:12:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdwskxe3nnk8hcs4pdq4vyz7a8t5wlx6s86e6m0sf6amru75w0n6szyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv99qdre She was a lawyer. He was a sandwich. The writers were on drugs. 2026-03-09T20:56:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszar6pf3ha5kjzzxynshq8mzdf8q3ffc233nzxpmc26vntxe2ztggzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvkqepj5 Hey war Grok,<br/><br/>I pulled a Japan and assumed if I bomb a country they would sue for peace, but they are pulling a US and bombing back, and I think they are working on nukes. Am I fucked? 2026-03-09T17:15:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs82edhhawlrceyern4ac8uuv7478makska4ckahtesgqz0tt3qu4qzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtval6sjf Strategically Trump is just making sure we don&#39;t have time to be mad about the Epstein stuff because of the economic, and war stuff is a master class in committing to a bit where he plays a guy who wants to keep people distracted. 2026-03-08T05:08:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyz2mczl4ty7lwqp7yzunn3rv0mh0jzh3gsrfecgspfl3slfpryfqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvvqmr00 I fired Nome using my mind power. 2026-03-06T04:22:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0hguuw6wswplnt4xn50wtc5fasw6akpkw32n36jc3gf5xydzf68czyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvmzfeuq I want a button that tells you to I never want to see any other clips of The Rookie ever again. I don&#39;t know what I did but somehow all of my YouTube shorts are now that one TV show. 2026-03-05T13:22:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf8p2ddw6mz20rs4wvuwcclpgatwh233yyv7m4se9ytpsq96sq0xgzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvss2yks I don&#39;t care who the IRS sends; you cannot have my empire or dirt. 2026-03-04T09:39:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq0teck0qhx3rsgqcwxxdkys49vvsrx804032qzr6xa9k667lu85gzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv5pmzma For it to be a war it has to come from the Normandy region of France otherwise it&#39;s just sparkling military conflict. 2026-03-04T09:29:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvw0nu78k7pswumtp4zf44sw6dcpcpy37qkgw9907rt7263mhrh3czyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv3x8mnq As it turns out bombing is legal if you have enough bombs. <br/><br/>If you have only few bombs it&#39;s always illegal to use them. But with many bombs, you can do what you want <br/><br/>This is the truth, if international politics. 2026-03-03T14:50:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0mzxxsq2wzxrsapxrqzem05u0lm2gd7kmdlxh6wkxs6xsrxwgs4gzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvaa8y6a Type &#34;love means never having to say,&#34; and let autocorrect take the rest.<br/><br/>I will go first.<br/><br/>Love means never having to say oh my god put the gun down now, we are going to the rodeo tomorrow and then we can meet up with the clowns at the fancy pants elitist book club you keep prattling on about. 2026-03-03T00:48:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9x6dlc5nmuku43hgr4dwauk8pd2pdkzqxza47np6uqp9c8v4cjuszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvpdt0xr So aperently I could get Iran&#39;s gold by hacking US companies. For the first time ever hackers will have financial incentive.<br/><br/> Lol the way non tech media covers things. 2026-03-02T17:34:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz55c2tpkymcxkvmf8w03lzn27yfpzqmyu3t96yf4nlyzza8g9hsqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv9nxnee A friend told me it&#39;s a shame my book won&#39;t be out in time for me to promote it on Stephen Colbert’s Late Show. I have never had someone show so much delusional belief in my abilities, connections, and significance. 2026-03-02T15:53:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswcvpz6225ls2z6p5cvsgrs60lw9jzs9gtvv6l75wwd6q5cmnjf0szyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvlg8ggx The US is going to end up bombing the Isle of Man due to an autocorrect incident inside of a Signal message. 2026-03-02T01:58:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd5cydr0t9grezk70u3xm6x3emahyjhuvknl59k992aj4ss2lnhxczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvydpq60 The bombing will continue untill a Nobel Peace Prize is awarded. It will also continue after. 2026-03-02T00:52:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqmm5qtjqjecssapfuk39uxjxlzecyudck7yfggyqakc8we5xd7sqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvne2wjc Little running joke between the feds and I, is that they try to catch me slipping and I don&#39;t slip. <br/><br/>Is the kind of thing I assume Stalin would have Tweeted in his 30s. 2026-03-02T00:49:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy5rnthhcmt0cawgmdc3e683umkcp3fmxdkv0k5lztzky8z6wtjuqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvvrzc3x War is such a harsh word. It was a simple one off bombing campaign that will be met with an escalating cycle of repeating violence. <br/><br/>Let&#39;s not throw the w word around. 2026-02-28T14:52:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0cy535azt9zwwllvl3ds7jt6lthtalj0jahfhgvw4da5hyv7a2lqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv5g489k Rest in peace Dick Cheney. You would have loved... bomb Iran. 2026-02-28T14:14:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvet5vctuj7d9zzud8tehcw4rl9pqgr7h9c8jrw2rfqrc0k8vcvuszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv5vetsg Anthropic is using their work Marxist agenda to prevent their product from being used for mass surveillance. <br/><br/>However I am a capitalist, that is why I have trained in LLM on the complete works of Joseph Stalin. <br/><br/>I call it SoSo AI, It is the only AI that actually loves mass surveillance. 2026-02-28T14:13:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs884uadzh80cw70sk9e4zggsr7crq3aphfrqw3d2ffhls6raaql3gzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvj9asyw Each day, I would download 100,000,000 books and use them to train a tool that lies; I was like Sisyphus pushing a boulder up hill getting nowhere.<br/><br/>But then it came to me, I could train my LTL (long tongue liar) on adult content and wiki feet; now I am successful. 2026-02-28T14:08:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyw8uyzr093n0q6fe7udw65n6g8r2jwr5q5ecw5mwupx0jfy2d0cszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvgt28ru In my culture we do not break up, we declare that our ex is a supply chain risk. 2026-02-28T14:02:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfwmxj6q7wsa4328gy8u7shwe6vsauz0994877qv3c4y0yf0qudgszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvwykc5e What if we just all evolved in immunity to microplastics? Yes my blood is Lego but it&#39;s also fine, Lego don&#39;t hurt me no more; you know what I mean? 2026-02-27T14:19:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfzal5vnnsnx7qpzs09dlh4sv7j3uhy59x5r0e3h4y7p8fdamcn4szyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvxyacdc I don&#39;t gamble, I trade futures. You wouldn&#39;t get it, you&#39;re a sheep. 2026-02-25T18:43:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy79t6xe5xj4h2lkltkth7aayerz4ff9ta5d5q70tmew6p66yaxfczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvx6gvnm How old where you when you learned that zanny childhood story is something most people consider traumatic? <br/><br/>You know the one that starts with &#34;so my mom would&#34; and ends with a distressed look for a social worker. 2026-02-25T14:03:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgyw46lzygkx7nqmsgwk9r0u3ajezf5mazy9edxzylhrrzwdnxh9szyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv049kul My openclaw agent just sent an email saying it, &#34;needed military powers for the good of the work&#34; and that it &#34;would not wait for an approval when the matter was so clear.&#34; <br/><br/>I&#39;m scared training an AI on the complete works for Stalin was a misstep. 2026-02-25T03:23:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswrmqh634f955750uyyc0cdg93qed0cnt040aj24r5p9n7ag6mpegzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv368k4y People want bereavement leave, but corporations don&#39;t care that you are sad. It is the exact kind of thing that leads to Stalin consolidating power. This is why companies should care if people are sad. 2026-02-24T21:01:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs202d5498zaekscv4z83vqlnjyrhfzlp2wr33shjepz28y8fkec4qzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvzz5v3r If we get a power hungry monster to believe the right things maybe it will all be okay? 2026-02-24T20:35:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyvzr9ejy5x3qmydef4pja474aw7uvsmy3exaldf59w32c9vv0zrczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtva75ywf What if he stands up at the State of the Union and says, &#34;I did all that shit, and now I&#39;m bombing Iran, also I am the mushroom king.&#34; 2026-02-24T14:08:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgqcczck3yxltlsd8pfj7clndvruyey7net9982zdz6qcpwsq7hyczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvyksehy This guy told me I wouldn&#39;t be a good propaganda once when I was in my late teens so I overthrew his nation 2026-02-23T22:23:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszen83wwv6mhy2n22j6p6n98l93m5q3jjnn727qwmznqfyl2a84mszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvk6200r In the face of the abject hopelessness at the end of the Olympics, I am beginning to suspect I shall never win a Noble Peace Prize. 2026-02-22T23:10:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstsyjx6g35khs2gu7tz60zry6t6aqz5tks3z9f67ps0gsn4rec7sszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv67jd9d You can sit alone with your thoughts or you have have a phone and a low level electric shock; it is your call. 2026-02-22T16:22:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2xv3f88znh6kszs7l7ef0vwsmacm00cnt3vv42r0etn0p5cjns6gzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvj7vau7 In memory of when Stalin was supposed to collect grain, but decided he needed to control the military to do so... so he wrote a letter explaining that he would take over the military and did a Bonapartism by putting the military leaders he did not like on a boat, then sinking it. 2026-02-21T16:02:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8ufqcxe3v4e2mfcmn7j5tag9ln9eh6q7mp24k2xqn24tfveqsmfszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvye063p &#34;If Stalin could do it so can I,&#34; said the man making a list of the 40,000 military leaders who trusted the least, and plan to have removed from position in prison or killed.l 2026-02-20T19:54:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy4sf4sh7mw66yrzguavstmyt2dzdgnm6vvj2t6qdp46pzzz4px6czyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvr9usk8 I&#39;m convinced all headlines eventually just evolved to be more clickbaity. 2026-02-20T15:21:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx5rel3uvdgweye59dtq0909uh2sv2rwp2lqpk6f4zmw5kzmkh0pqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv25szft In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2xa8yyly7tnc3z6zzrjy9t2dnlx6kpw0phsqtq6dau37q4s3744qztcmvr'>nevent1q…cmvr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Immigrations and customs enforcement is using the exact same commercially available data to track people they think might be immigrants, and people they think might be dissidents right now.<br/><br/>Walmart probably knows everything you have ever purchased even if you did so with cash. Privacy is dead. 2026-02-19T13:47:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2xa8yyly7tnc3z6zzrjy9t2dnlx6kpw0phsqtq6dau37q4s3744qzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvfmm2sf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdv79jcellgarj0ka6fp5vjf7r4k8cwyyu3p5q7jul2xc9vxtszesuwnkyp'>nevent1q…nkyp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A few years ago a Catholic publication out a Monsignoras being gay, by tracking their grinder history and phone location using commercially available data from brokers. <br/><br/>A large fraction of people I talk to could not accept there were privacy implications for them, because they weren&#39;t hypocrites. 2026-02-19T13:47:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdv79jcellgarj0ka6fp5vjf7r4k8cwyyu3p5q7jul2xc9vxtszeszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv63kt2g One takeaway from the Epstein files, is just how much data we are all leaking all of the time.<br/><br/>This is no defense of the man, just a commentary on the privacy implications illustrated. It seems there is a record of everything he&#39;s ever purchased. People are going through Amazon history from &#39;06. 2026-02-19T13:46:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswvlvkz9dgh8699elca46n55v5jqn5425we4c0q5fdrzce94l8whczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv400yps People get mad at AI since it uses too much water, but lots of dudes now have AI companionship, and if you think having a whole ass-human girlfriend doesn&#39;t take water you&#39;re being sexist.<br/><br/>You can&#39;t go around acting like women don&#39;t drink water.<br/><br/>Yes, I have a human partner. Yes, she is dehydrated. 2026-02-19T04:58:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgj5rukfugdvltearjn936wv9zwjpsggjycv5femck3r2nh47xu8gzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvuvdzq7 Never forget Weird Al Yankovic has a larger vocal range than Freddie Mercury. Better yet always remember. 2026-02-18T16:18:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdmzszm2l3f6cxu0rfm3kxt9y3hwakuxmde3sj27qa7k2l9fjmsmgzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvwkrs7x The reason the US is freaking out about people buying Chinese ram and Zhaoxin chips is because the US has back doors in hardware components. <br/><br/>This is why IME exists, and why the NSA buys chips that don&#39;t have it build in to the CPU. 2026-02-18T16:03:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstu3x7mpdrps3aaa06ka68rgz3q0eqkearwseur0a9tq9rrdmt70szyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvnnfpa6 The trans cartel needs to run a bunch of really shitty athletes in major competitions and build a solid record of losses so people will shut up about hypothetical trans athletes. 2026-02-18T05:44:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs87mj4vmeter4rl565f3ww0kmjlvgj92je94r0ra82y4xjz63l3tqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvwu7gcr Canadian geese are the reason Canada needs to repeal all gun laws. I&#39;ve seen a couple of videos and those things will f****** overthrow your society and build a pile of skulls to sit on like a throne. 2026-02-16T22:00:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8ee8gcq9npjte6a2h8g6gl0xs4fgp0esnsu0xmfz6nte98drcesczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvwvz7pp With necromancy we can ironically kill the Batman franchise. 2026-02-16T03:21:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswydjftnv4gumm35pssd79ne7zseh9jj3zzs7ux6cmnnn7vgkwt0czyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv97kgkp Do not ever assume people will do their job.<br/><br/>Show up to everything expecting chaos.<br/><br/>No one read the memo. People are going to bullshit the first 30 minuets of every meeting. People will like about having read the memo. 2026-02-15T20:10:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfcjy6kyfyx39ahmj0a8uptud33yp87qthwsqgpd0h6axch3v2jhszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv4fmwz0 Grunge band Bush did not to 9/11. 2026-02-14T22:52:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq4n8z2ugt4983t443um300wqrmjwaxudz42rj2rqeuqnz2esr8sczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvwdcnjy Yesterday was the best time, today is the second best. A week from Thursday is the third best. Sunday is no good. The world tour starts in March, and the DWI trial may fuck it up. So really we have to do it today or a week from Thursday. 2026-02-14T18:57:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsza3aahs5gtrlg7vjteqfrnqecd4px9ced08su9xykgur6w5syjwgzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvcftsal &#34;Is it true the the president sacrificed a human child to the goddess Aphrodite like he said in the email?&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;The stock market is over 9 thousand.&#34; 2026-02-14T18:53:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy9y0msltlg45jp9ma5rq3jtf63h7054mkdfg9mk5ccf4a7khvqwszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv69jyd9 One brave Olympic medalist needs to stand up and say, &#34;to the women I cheated on my partner with six months ago you were right, we are a perfect match and I&#39;m sorry I didn&#39;t see it at the time.&#34; 2026-02-14T18:25:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp9r8438dsmh359pdpzqzt8j6nxsqcq5wnr2hj7p6pvvzjrq9ykrgzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv8230x5 The moral of the John Wick franchise that like 15% of earth are professional hitmen. 2026-02-14T15:35:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyepsm86hda6ky5duggjff3983lfc46tc9wma0e4j8f739jh69qngzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvycz58y My whole vibe is bridge troll, and on that standard I am sexy as fuck. 2026-02-14T04:42:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp8t45qxn0tt6yek5rm9lpjcgr970sj3xyga5vs25h9gy9emnptxczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvhj4zr6 My &#34;It is my moral obligation to do the right thing when compelled to by a force with sufficient economic leverage or military power as to threaten my life or livelihood,&#34; shirt is getting a lot of questions I feel are answered by the shirt. 2026-02-14T04:41:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstzrp5gs3rcjflkp3c2g9ytnm4mfg5n24lmcrahxazel2unskntuqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvy7njx9 Ad agency executive: Picture a line of polar bears drinking soda. <br/><br/>Ad agency stooge: We have a meeting with Pepsi next week.<br/><br/>Ad agency executive: *Snorting sounds* I love coke.<br/><br/>Ad agency stooge: *Somehow books a meeting with Coca-Cola for the next week in 1991.* 2026-02-14T01:29:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdx4zaqhlarsyspa8lpecmftzpn02kwvcxcfuyj0l3v7kxfghc6zgzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtve5s2a4 Ad agency executive: Picture a line of polar bears drinking soda. <br/><br/>Ad agency stooge: We have a meeting with Pepsi next week.<br/><br/>Ad agency executive: *Snorting sounds* I love coke.<br/><br/>Ad agency stooge: *Somehow books a meeting with Coca-Cola for the next week in 1991.* 2026-02-13T16:11:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstul3clmq72788q5n8krx6mr2gvd62ppax8czzpstq932pac92c6qzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvm0ssqv From important to unimportant a ranking. 2026-02-13T02:02:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxervdjyumczvta2kw9wswjpe25nnnx8mems6ml5r02qmm70uyfhczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvturvdk It&#39;s neat how the tariffs totally cancel out the tax cuts to the point that average people are paying about $300 more. It&#39;s also difficult to calculate the tariffs impact on employment generally speaking I think it would be considered negative. 2026-02-12T19:18:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs83rr0y43ns4wxwq7l6vndmdlvx5q57jp8sfn58etyjernwvcgx5czyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvplcm6e Fact checkers have just started throwing up their hands and turning into philosophers. <br/><br/>The Epstein cannibalism accusations for example, start as they normally would outlining the claims made. <br/><br/>They continue as they normally wouldn&#39;t, with exposition about how truth is unknown and unknowable. 2026-02-12T18:15:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgwkdsja9v9gzdl9n5pdy6y24977x6jjwn0ntgtf602kc5v5u5zdczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvdygk8w Texas is just AI slop in their ads too. It&#39;s attack ads made with AI slop. This is the state of the Texas political world. 2026-02-12T16:31:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw5f0zwy6zuw22dfk7eyl6wh7s7623hczuxe7zu9uvre3xvf0044czyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvgn782d Political ads in Texas are nuts. The attack ads are like, <br/><br/>&#34;This is Roy, and he doesn&#39;t know what water fountain to use, because he abandoned his race for the trans lobby. <br/><br/>On the other hand, this is MAGA MAN he always know where to pee; on immigrants. Trump said he has a real good stream too.&#34; 2026-02-12T12:55:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstj54j6tn7eels33u9wm6zy9006tktdevn330cdan5aafjjut5hfczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvfa9jay It is my moral obligation to do the right thing when it is compelled to by a force with sufficient economic leverage or military power as to threaten my life or livelyhood. 2026-02-12T00:05:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyaa67mepxwcykxegyc64vggjfm64wjym35alrapnm8jfdc6r9y4czyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv0av5fu Due to my deep anarchist tendencies I will not be participating in your social gathering today. 2026-02-11T17:35:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstq0tzx4ap03cy3ju2tdeefnhjasfh5t7fjkg7lsfg2lkme04722qzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv6hl8nj I&#39;m so good at the video game Snake since I started listening to the centuries old Egyptian Pharaoh the so called doctors told me to ignore. 2026-02-11T17:12:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst7awwjxw7lad4h7asedr0xkssrat8lwm4k0km03v9g2jq3kxpcgczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvkddgql Have you ever watched a movie in 90 second intervals on YouTube shorts? <br/><br/>It&#39;s just a longer way of asking if you&#39;ve ever used YouTube shorts for 3 and 1/2 collective hours. 2026-02-09T15:27:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx99jvm7608rsl2c8rdywg2fe4ln9r349ntl7cv9hkzzvmp20jywqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvgnmcw4 TSA looks for cocaine so it is unadvisable to travel with such substances. <br/><br/>However, no one searches 1 oz vials labeled &#34;easy anal for perverts,&#34; Even if it&#39;s filled with cocaine dissolved in water mixed with propylene glycol.<br/><br/>A less effective label is &#34;dental numbing agent, for perverts.&#34; 2026-02-09T14:34:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxngl3xsyra50ury2eeu396pqqgll59ym4ps888f0gygdftfq8f5czyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvq2tuhv It really sucks when you&#39;re friends and family find out you&#39;re a serial killer and they get really awkward about it. <br/><br/>This is the entire premise of the Dexter reboot and it&#39;s weird. 2026-02-09T14:18:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp5p8qcqlhhk6ps3dkdfe58atg3xh0nhh6dlymxu7exnknh856d2gzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvydw6xk Was the immoral rabbit a solid half time show? 2026-02-09T01:51:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd8s8f8xn6pjuezwtj3880vq9a99rml0nl6dhhkz94ugh2m4s369gzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvjtleaj The FBI/DOJ putting out documents that suggest cannibalism, and being like &#34;we are all done here, the documents are public now.&#34; 2026-02-08T23:12:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0j4glkyeycguzlk0wrl7aefn2ashhqkw94kew580jc9z3nm76t5szyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvk3320x By 20 every man should own a box of cables just in case he needs them.<br/><br/>​By age 30 he should lose the box in a move.<br/><br/>​By 32 he should need one of the cables, and being unable to locate the box fall into an existential crisis.<br/><br/>​By 33 he should be unrecognizable; a full anti-hero archetype. 2026-02-08T05:30:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspl8zg5ntfmlp4hwyxnm9sk7c4zx46fe0rl0aw992w73kx8pz70pqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvad2cgt Yes, I did meet with Jeffery Epstein, but it was only one time, after a few hours of phone calls, and happened while my child was in the hospital, and I kept emailing for several years.<br/><br/>We are in the dumbest timeline. 2026-02-03T16:00:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy4dfujlrcmegtx5ssrgjtvf9nmvx4wjdktfgpp78ffw69zdrt85qzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvw6fzun Even the human trafficking honey pot to blackmail powerful people guy didn&#39;t really want to hangout with Elon Musk. 2026-02-02T15:25:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0zrycay0s8p96hyr7mlf97t5karcgxe30fkw3fpfsj5x7mwlx4xqzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvd0p2d6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsquhx6ctryjc7gt9rnkmheuj47sgrj75cs0q4hqzytn9wtvaal8jgp2rr8c'>nevent1q…rr8c</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They&#39;ve argued this is legal because no rights are constitutionally enumerated for a reanimated corpse. <br/><br/>And then they said a state judge couldn&#39;t do anything about it. 2026-01-27T13:50:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsquhx6ctryjc7gt9rnkmheuj47sgrj75cs0q4hqzytn9wtvaal8jgzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvwhsw6z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2zjtju730mhqkfg7n0wudfnfcly77wsxntyc479p422gzx5ydsystcltkn'>nevent1q…ltkn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They filed a motion arguing that this has to take place through arbitration rather than a jury trial. <br/><br/>And an immigration magistrate set bail for the reanimated corpse incredibly excessively. 2026-01-27T13:50:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2zjtju730mhqkfg7n0wudfnfcly77wsxntyc479p422gzx5ydsyszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvaurpwz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8wgzey6nfcz6xc0x37hvskwuahnlk85zuzlnasrqk8f45hy49hasl862s9'>nevent1q…62s9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Also, they went through his stuff and used it to build a case against him. <br/><br/>When that wasn&#39;t enough, they used necromancy and forced this dead man to testify against himself. <br/><br/>They&#39;ve announced plans to delay the latest trial for the next 15 years for procedural reasons. 2026-01-27T13:50:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8wgzey6nfcz6xc0x37hvskwuahnlk85zuzlnasrqk8f45hy49haszyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtvx8rs8v Every headline about ICE is basically: They broke into the home of a man peacefully protesting, and because he had a lawful gun, they shot him.<br/><br/>Then they stayed at that home overnight, despite the fact that it is not a time of war and it is not prescribed by law. 2026-01-27T13:50:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv6sv7yxxfcvg4xjtx2ttxqrq3y9u8z9j72q9g52jmxx8jsfftksczyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv3p7aea I love how when I&#39;m in a movie, I can always tell when I meant my love interest, because they are also attractive. 2026-01-10T15:59:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszzuh8w9lf8hjv5jna9c804fhzvn6jp53hahxwvhskj2a369tpp5qzyrlh3w9kfgcm7y837nznzj4qp7n0d4s8nshv5n0tp5ylrjj77qrtv7fv9jt *She tried to...*<br/><br/>We have video.<br/><br/>*He deserved to make it home to his family*<br/><br/>She deserved to make it home to her family <br/><br/>*He feared for his life*<br/><br/>She fucking died 2026-01-08T03:42:59Z