2026-07-07T05:36:31Z https://yabu.me Low Quality Facts https://yabu.me/npub1kq332slwet6f7qug2y3r2u5jm6pz6g0r4438gq5rsn5z9z3cpxcq3crx9u https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/320/359/690/189/383/original/ea97f02b5e033fe9.jpg https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/320/359/690/189/383/original/ea97f02b5e033fe9.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsydmd26d7yrgk6x4qlhq4d2j9gtvngtm4m9dk9dcapj2pxn08ngvqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq87e7zr Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this very motivational Fish Sticker. Words to live by.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/4w8drx">https://collabs.shop/4w8drx</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/618/946/689/681/364/original/c915d95bdd57a0e5.jpg"> 2026-05-22T15:32:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf569fqrf94n4avaxszpjpn7sehrd3shlwqrwgx9g7wz0zxvw8l2qzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymql9z5lp Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Myth of Syphilis Pin. I love Greek Mythology. Keep trying pal, you&#39;ll get it some day.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/yh04rj">https://collabs.shop/yh04rj</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/505/469/400/343/390/original/75de0dbb75c40257.jpg"> 2026-05-02T15:26:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyltmdqxl64fqgt89vey6pn4v04un9x3ljn573fsyhl8ne0273rpgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqpkll2q I was mistaken for a bot again, so here&#39;s a recent picture of my fiancée and me in Rhode Island. You can be confident that we are humans because robots were banned from Rhode Island in 2011, after the incident.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/409/407/171/418/710/original/596b277cc753c470.jpg"> 2026-04-15T15:32:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs29amwpkea7zq4xaa5uy3q6jxry9sxnf74rlckpeam3l2xr2adkkqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymql08m3y I get that everyone is all like &#34;Low Quality Facts should post real facts today for April Fools&#39; Day&#34;, but I need you to understand that doing so would cause me to spontaneously combust. 2026-04-01T13:40:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfzfzj4xlptz3m5e9ngcjv9e0ghylqk0xx4qwzdjwnt8r67pxdupszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqs06d8f I&#39;m sick of the constant negativity on here, so today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this It Gets Worse T-shirt. Please try to be more optimistic. 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Please stop telling me I look like JD Vance.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/301/414/323/430/036/original/6a80e27889fa4601.jpg"> 2026-03-27T13:39:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxwyvw4c9ghdanegq3jy7mudvgrrjhhafnhzuergsmuyzzr6dnkfszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqx33xpg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9726mtxvf8329z6grkchgpva42rvsafkyqrjgspdghuk9eqv3fvcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qzuehml'>nevent1q…ehml</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I am not insinuating that Snaki is a pothead. Snaki likes literal grass. 2026-02-21T23:12:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9726mtxvf8329z6grkchgpva42rvsafkyqrjgspdghuk9eqv3fvczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqjkmr9s Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for Snaki The Grass Snake. Please only adopt Snaki if you have a yard. Snaki loses his mind when he doesn&#39;t have access to grass. Snaki goes on a murderous rampage when he can&#39;t find grass.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/mgodee">https://collabs.shop/mgodee</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/110/886/814/177/108/original/e0366163ff56c658.jpg"> 2026-02-21T22:41:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqvr8h8nmjuek99qjhn9nt7aej0muenux87mh4ejmr8k9mcpmj4sqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqv94eyu Forgetting something must be so fucking embarrassing if you&#39;re an elephant. 2026-02-20T14:24:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2d4zhcpjj854mced9mnj4452rs6de2cuvplaeqw0dytr7mpvn3rqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqjn8zyt BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture. 2026-01-27T21:49:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg78sx8gz304d8l7f93c943jtx03wjr3e740w3hvh0fy8lh45h5wczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq0ajev7 That must take so much self control.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/786/274/274/591/074/original/9cd306584b83041a.jpg"> 2025-12-26T14:12:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs078g7wpeex9ftdf5t95g638y3vsrp4ummff2467z6wa8sn5vpzkqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqxxutzn Someone made a comment that I&#39;ve been posting about cats too much lately. First of all, wrong. Second of all, there is no such thing as too much cat posting.<br/>So naturally, today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Pin.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/sjvtwu">https://collabs.shop/sjvtwu</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/430/133/257/333/182/original/ff678140d368ea59.jpg"> 2025-10-24T16:44:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg0sp4w56g6q8a9jfzzxu4hrhdrmyhp2rs0xqkmc5mr3ac7y6zjpszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq753qng Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/429/658/581/900/515/original/64f459b3a234a31e.jpg"> 2025-10-24T14:40:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszuz6rzlzsru03yh8wdwqquhxsjj3qfxc0ym46vx2mwwj4r4ux8dczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqdjdytx Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Pixel Shenron shirt. In today&#39;s economy, collecting the Dragon Balls is as good a retirement plan as any.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/xess05">https://collabs.shop/xess05</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/425/616/145/150/207/original/3b3b514f07b11323.png"> 2025-10-23T22:32:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspsggrdnucwavt2fmh3t7l4gf5g4r0wrcx2u4sdnettcu6zr5rnzczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqg45vpn Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.<br/><br/>Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.<br/><br/>Everyone: Okay.<br/><br/>Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void. 2025-10-01T13:32:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfp2yv2y9zaey54rs3syxtc85klvfn6d6rxewmuxwm5e7fapks2hszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqkz9ctq Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Sunrise Alarm Clock. The Trump administration plans to block out the sun by 2027 and only allow the ultra rich to view it, so this alarm clock that mimics the sunrise is the closest you peasants will get to seeing the real thing.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B081CHLF46/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_2NGJV85PY9BM4YJ8TB4Q?linkCode=ml1&amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;linkId=6a5eedc9f4bba434542201f48b96677d">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B081CHLF46/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_2NGJV85PY9BM4YJ8TB4Q?linkCode=ml1&amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;linkId=6a5eedc9f4bba434542201f48b96677d</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/160/466/131/515/281/original/ac6a6675429d946d.jpg"> 2025-09-07T01:43:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswyyyknghmqt33zf2sfes37hzqu6cdc8tzu0yrpx3awxfgrx2j34czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqmlcvlu BREAKING NEWS: Reports indicate that the Department of War is changing its name to the Department of Slaughter. Pete Hegseth will make the official announcement later today while clubbing a baby seal on live television. 2025-09-06T18:18:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszthf4qsxd80g679p5fvn33pqzl98u794d8uhper67u2ga0m5709czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq3amma7 I don&#39;t think that&#39;s how it works.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/091/228/687/616/094/original/2d1879f03506cd36.jpg"> 2025-08-25T20:13:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz8t5ku6e0euwrh9s4sa2hg29etw2ysk4tjh3y2j6uw2wg6fa6ytgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqpwv0am Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &#34;Congrats on that thing you did!&#34; candle. We are all so proud of you for the stuff you have been doing. You really accomplished that accomplishment. 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The barrel is now gay.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/085/717/665/104/336/original/68c980b7b6fb1ec6.jpg"> 2025-08-24T20:51:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsghswj5j5n3qwrgaz0zj7fku8d8xgzkwham4hyy033my20gkwe22szyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqwkr3nj Unfortunately, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users, Bluesky must blow up Mississippi. 2025-08-23T00:02:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs94a8vv09kushq0w65cg9sjwq796narh9kurqhptwlh2j8ahmvwhqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqwhryyc I am sick and tired of the nonstop political content on here, so today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &#34;Is He Dead Yet?&#34; mug. It&#39;s a good apolitical mug that could be referring to anyone. We all didn&#39;t immediately think of one specific person when we saw this.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/hi0k4r">https://collabs.shop/hi0k4r</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/062/072/784/307/377/original/f925253613953159.jpg"> 2025-08-20T17:16:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdk83ejn9eusz5587vd9lw4plm7e42zyxpj2up3av04nkdv6vvw9szyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq38gs8m Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Not My Dictator cat pin. Here&#39;s how cats deal with fascism:<br/><br/>1. Hiss at fascists.<br/>2. Scratch/bite fascists.<br/>3. Upon victory, sleep for 12-16 hours.<br/><br/>Be more like a cat.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/djlkrc">https://collabs.shop/djlkrc</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/056/395/122/849/314/original/60d66bfb8f44e8ad.jpg"> 2025-08-19T16:39:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsye7maep0p40qdxdrhn0zwauxxu4yqat8hlvullwc2r9w36hu60pszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqdusxe6 Uh oh.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/055/767/290/795/513/original/ce13a88c04f0bd6b.jpg"> 2025-08-19T14:35:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdqrhvce8d9nrgcaf3k7tm55xpt572ypp26dkjt8zsuwtjt5zztagzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqyw0mj6 Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for the PlantPico ZenFlow Terrarium. Gonna pick up some ants and drop them in here so they think they&#39;re on a trip to Japan. Most ants never get to go on vacation, and I think that is tragic.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/goaevz">https://collabs.shop/goaevz</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/050/626/847/333/050/original/f8c02bf95701e721.jpg"> 2025-08-18T16:35:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8d723au2t2g9peadw6w507fkumgwtfrwtanz8k6a35v3teu9a4mqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqrgylup I&#39;m ready, Jon.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/044/785/780/676/159/original/aae2068a2cd8390a.jpg"> 2025-08-17T15:26:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw52vvlk7sh5y5x2qgnw9aveyddse3jzrmp4lmf0pztdpy63wwxkgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqnqteq3 Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Goose pin. The United States government has only attempted to govern a goose on one occasion in 1881, which led to the assassination of President James A. Garfield.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/vjall5">https://collabs.shop/vjall5</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/029/734/577/037/503/original/9fd5a0c41c2e4fe6.jpg"> 2025-08-15T00:46:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs00zwjejqtp44yj8gsyvpeu39rpfpx9euvyvp6y2sg29qrfvx4afszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqrhken8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs969uxplguuz94lzpuwsdl9xhemez4xjcs6zn3x3ewknp29dh0yygpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qfqdxds'>nevent1q…dxds</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I know we all love to criticize older generations, but in the 20th century if someone did a Nazi salute you could almost guarantee that a WW2 veteran would punch them in the head, and I think there was a great societal benefit to that. 2025-08-13T17:19:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs969uxplguuz94lzpuwsdl9xhemez4xjcs6zn3x3ewknp29dh0yygzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqh55yrv Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Punching Nazis Since The 30&#39;s shirt.<br/>Look, violence is never the answer. 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Marshmallows are one of the only foods ghosts can eat, because the puffy white snack is a mixture of horse hooves and ectoplasm.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/gtv4m2">https://collabs.shop/gtv4m2</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/012/501/796/169/747/original/e4ef288fa510e1d0.jpg"> 2025-08-11T23:53:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx5r298n67g867mm5sv4zj9q0crn9rvja0ajdajx89qct87yewjsszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqrknl8h That blows my mind.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/008/237/951/753/272/original/b93404c193683251.jpeg"> 2025-08-11T12:26:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsppg4nycmeh4n328cl9dlu58yp2a8qqcza6vpckj75lsetmvd4ffszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq9gj9zr We made a comic about a job interview.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/005/108/369/667/544/original/6aec349e9ad5c81b.jpg"> 2025-08-10T16:04:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ep06r8cl7l8r99e9e5ef48d22vcpvrpgmdrxv6cu4jxu3xu78zczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq6nrat4 Wow, that&#39;s crazy.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/004/728/317/475/063/original/663801eb531eedfb.jpeg"> 2025-08-10T13:35:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx6l4m5g00fsh7j5f6ajn93vy4764y38d7hr3cfxdcgl09evfaxtszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq6x6vpw LOVE ALWAYS WINS.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/000/668/658/703/057/original/77f5d46ec2a7cf51.jpg"> 2025-08-09T20:40:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz94xx3ycx0kn0hqgg4dz4csql9xg7q4q2ghx2unvym05v7kcrd6czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq6kv99c Genius.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/991/317/293/974/019/original/141af77b11bdf52d.jpeg"> 2025-08-08T12:23:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvr9csr87knuc8fyp6t2cyl4qmq3tl4cucwuqkrqfhh27vcqagj6gzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqkjrpua Bro you gotta join ICE, the benefits are insane. Free diapers in case you shit your pants when you see a brown person. Everyone gets protective sunglasses not just for the job but also for when a girl pepper sprays you because you tried to talk to her. Roofies in the kidnapping van are up for grabs. 2025-08-07T22:15:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszu9ahcxn2mhzxl4whmz7fvusu25qnmyldu4udm474k70z3j2yvuszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq5vr42m Perfect, just in time for Avatar 4.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/977/955/943/228/250/original/db7a3f43cd89e457.jpg"> 2025-08-05T21:09:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2pkh678ez7gr0r9ty8486hx7m3aj7mlfw7xxpp8p6xnlenpt4glczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqf9znrz BREAKING NEWS: Trump is stuck on the roof of the White House. An aide attempted to assist the president, showing him the stairs. Trump angrily yelled that he came up those stairs and he needs down stairs, not up stairs.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/977/585/734/619/001/original/274200dcf78a8cdd.jpg"> 2025-08-05T18:54:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdnckgyqkmphzrdcapzd0xyj32pjnm9smxw2a2d9aena0k6xzn4nczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq2hnn53 I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here&#39;s a picture of me with my future sister in law at the beach. I was so young and naive back then, blissfully unaware of the godawful sunburn I would have a few hours later.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/967/607/021/130/338/original/ccc557e82fa9becc.jpg"> 2025-08-04T00:30:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2nnme8mlqjhay6dey8nel7tpg8enevntlamlt7cvh99mnyfgkqfgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq4d3wtc Very suspicious.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/962/490/923/412/771/original/5e7a26db065ede35.jpeg"> 2025-08-03T02:33:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqd2qpufk9g4qm5pjh8u3zjrx7xtlw8jtls5yveg36r0485yfskaqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqmy4pmz Obviously.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/959/136/539/965/870/original/be6ba50cae7c1a93.png"> 2025-08-02T12:20:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0hdlqvzs6m9ccr83qyv0rwrr7hl270mj9khh874sd3jcyfk3jmmqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqtcdajk We made a comic about Achilles.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/932/615/530/196/713/original/9f34bf23ff3ce844.jpg"> 2025-07-28T19:55:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswun2hjkjd6qh3dpl6j2dxmye4dn7zh4ey8njlr8xhn2tffkzhmcqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqlvcqsx Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for the Phomemo D30 Label Maker Machine, on sale for 54% off.<br/>I&#39;m getting one in case I ever lose my memory like the dude from Memento so I can just make some labels instead of covering my body in silly little tattoos.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BBT7ZFBY?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.BQ6T27LRUAO5&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.BQ6T27LRUAO5_1753231134286">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BBT7ZFBY?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.BQ6T27LRUAO5&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.BQ6T27LRUAO5_1753231134286</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/899/759/406/188/845/original/556cb261336f9a64.jpg"> 2025-07-23T01:43:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswe4tluf29rl2d00z54w4nk7z09c5ptw9k8spphrp9yweq2mtzu8czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqyaqfe0 I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here&#39;s a rare family photo. Big thanks to Fishy for briefly pausing his attempt to eat my fiancée&#39;s laptop for the picture.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/897/134/220/541/785/original/1b0bfd3ec182719b.jpg"> 2025-07-22T14:54:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspwvkwmcmz5nlny5ez53z9uass8y0k84ecwpzts9q8ylvrururw6czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq7vc2re Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Drone, on sale for 72% off.<br/>What makes this drone different from all the other drones out there, you ask? Well, ladies and gentlemen, can you say STABLE HOVER?<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DDP9JH24?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.29BUHCV3MQO2&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.29BUHCV3MQO2_1752943250734">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DDP9JH24?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.29BUHCV3MQO2&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.29BUHCV3MQO2_1752943250734</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/880/887/315/219/319/original/7b2606f34b814404.jpg"> 2025-07-19T17:10:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdzd6cpf0g670t9j00u4ar2fzuz4g9dp744j5k9wwzvjlaryfgvdgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqadjc2f I should invest in gold.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/874/146/117/880/559/original/5487ccdab00263e5.png"> 2025-07-18T12:06:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf4ugcsqa3ann2garcd62hsffz8djqnkpdu627nrw9f43t25024dqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq6vxmqw That is some impressive dedication.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/852/249/610/824/658/original/6f99462a223a35f0.jpeg"> 2025-07-14T16:48:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs98uh48le50fw03k0ghymfeuhsd2vv7zcdrt5wvcgt0t98zf8lz9szyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq5hkmz2 This is one of my favorite comics we&#39;ve made. Cats will be cats.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/825/250/029/400/603/original/b2d075565979634b.jpg"> 2025-07-09T21:31:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxvyfc7p0vp2ml4e6t84j3qjgel4jghgusyn28469fesmkxyquslgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqd2eesx It&#39;s nearly impossible to say.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/753/526/181/412/648/original/410945b0d6054b14.jpeg"> 2025-06-27T12:10:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw37pwrgs5k7z7rhnlazkc9vwkfwun55t6q3rlhgcns9pntcsx6qszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqv4wukg I&#39;m surprised that so many people don&#39;t know this.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/712/969/545/501/309/original/a0fa09c21069c420.jpeg"> 2025-06-20T00:56:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyzq3w022mykqqqz0k0pvwgc9dsnlghe75tkwp2vccpwvdxvgcaxszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqfrmcau UPDATE: The number is now 875. Does the number have what it takes to become a 4 digit number? Only time and possibly some random person with $125 to spare will tell.<br/><a href="https://gofund.me/711f1548">https://gofund.me/711f1548</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/621/494/110/802/177/original/aae39234283496e8.jpg"> 2025-06-03T21:51:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfqjrrc04anh6m6ltwd3d5mqxwtc733lhdhyem8v8m7wsa4chth8qzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqleh5dx I love sloths.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/587/753/960/910/602/original/2df3bd61c099dd3c.png"> 2025-05-28T22:13:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdaykcyhrap89fzflzr4nvgle7wdxgxlcftvrnm37m6u3mwmhxz6gzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqs5ydta Humans were born to smile.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/538/347/590/963/355/original/8b98fab950013c51.png"> 2025-05-20T12:45:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2fc9up87hqj94uavvpxzhatddlz0sk65qgxu6ezekzj809aurcgqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqm2n6wu It&#39;s the world&#39;s most powerful renewable resource.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/467/967/456/635/749/original/2a66d3bae6209c76.png"> 2025-05-07T19:17:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv0df9s3g36zg8f0lw9h6ecqz4fa9sc2hha6ku8c054jm4eymtp9szyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqcc48tt That&#39;s some poor planning.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/382/974/802/363/096/original/c7c27888a918d035.png"> 2025-04-22T19:20:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswk58dg22a86a6ul7vaqd9rrwtz2r9qp2y6fdxl3uld3cxdjaqkmqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqq0rts0 I&#39;m not sure if I follow.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/365/715/960/911/490/original/be914efca9d7a98d.jpg"> 2025-04-19T17:57:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs28xj4m88g8fkuzpa9lwdwphr3eqyy9dxwhgan76yr6y6aznmunfgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq0dp9wl Badass.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/285/380/891/820/075/original/cb9991d0f861d106.png"> 2025-04-05T12:35:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqawzp3t0pnkxd20h9hwfmq5ncax668pjqvyaqnp52mcyyhfcapuszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq40fqep Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for the Dyson Ball Animal Total Clean Vacuum. Do not be distracted by the culture war. This is what the elites want, so that we are too preoccupied to focus on the war against dirt, dust, and filth. Get a vacuum, soldier.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CT96QZMM?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.I62UBF2865I9&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.I62UBF2865I9_1743524689561">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CT96QZMM?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.I62UBF2865I9&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.I62UBF2865I9_1743524689561</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/263/639/260/798/516/original/8f3e6dc57fac86c9.jpg"> 2025-04-01T16:59:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstum2r2unn76g4pdtt6sx8fmem3372rqsl0n7rcmcyvan4mf3386szyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqy94hhw BREAKING NEWS: Reports state that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth accidentally shared the nation&#39;s nuclear codes instead of typing in his zip code while attempting to order a pizza from Papa Johns. 2025-03-25T13:32:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdv3zn4eahq83j5dgr43mqcdf6zl0vrxu4gunq4cu7hmdmxy9l7ugzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqcvxlr5 That&#39;s so crazy.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/209/127/934/790/942/original/96377f261c91ef4e.png"> 2025-03-23T01:23:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdkhlmmezdhafvl0kjcauv0zg27addpdxcurnzrk7gj4v4phem26szyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqwqm84a That&#39;s so fascinating.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/185/844/650/418/601/original/d43eec4247038244.png"> 2025-03-18T22:42:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp8kfkjxg6yn0vtvg9cnqmsdjeq2eelnktydepkdfvnurfqvawk6szyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq3ze4vt Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Samsung 2TB Portable SSD, on sale for 52% off.<br/>Do you know how many digital copies of Shrek 2 you can store on this bad boy? That is not a rhetorical question. Please tell me. I need to know.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0874XWW23/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_HPMVRANBJWCF9JVD71SE?linkCode=ml2&amp;tag=connorstone06-20">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0874XWW23/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_HPMVRANBJWCF9JVD71SE?linkCode=ml2&amp;tag=connorstone06-20</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/173/083/985/996/391/original/45ce8ae9cdb3815d.jpg"> 2025-03-16T17:35:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg7rfxpd6d0hs466s5dql3czgnfcnd5ggqp39cergh9pg0pkdd3hszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymquere72 Nature is crazy.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/166/474/545/343/042/original/037dad5f3d8ad09f.png"> 2025-03-15T12:36:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2ajlly05q988q7rzrrswe3m8dxghhu7mksmce68x2qecyzlqqqmgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqzsc6rt You don&#39;t need to keep telling me that my capital Rs are bad. I am aware, and I feel the appropriate amount of shame and disappointment in myself.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/111/506/836/273/287/original/84e814a6261948c3.png"> 2025-03-05T20:32:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf60hu5uxryr7vwww7pt2008q2kgdaugc4nllzzgljxsssnfnre7gzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqd3n706 Math is so interesting.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/098/802/670/939/887/original/84db5c3089315eec.png"> 2025-03-03T13:46:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs26s6kjqq3248z746m7rhhct9hszwgapm8x54rdnmh04gnnaknhcgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq35f05n Before you get mad at Trump for saying Ukraine started the war, take a second to consider some geopolitical questions.<br/><br/>-Why did Ukraine put all that provocative mineral-rich land right on Russia&#39;s border?<br/><br/>-Did Zelensky send Putin mixed signals?<br/><br/>-What was Ukraine wearing when the invasion began? 2025-02-19T16:05:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdcqzhc05udgz4w5xxphtahhrldrjzyzyanlsvp8ylea45f6xh6nqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq7t2x9s I just wanted to once again share this painting of me riding my cat Fishy into battle that my girlfriend&#39;s sister made me for Christmas. I am still in awe of it, and will be for the rest of my life.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/998/773/606/471/120/original/6d0032f82c19de12.jpg"> 2025-02-13T21:48:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqzayngknw5qke6f2x237tesx8k45epjjgtdxdm45hye2r4ln5weszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqqc8mr0 I&#39;m surprised that so many people don&#39;t know this.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/991/224/062/684/554/original/e28b1c77d1037da8.png"> 2025-02-12T13:48:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2kljlkg2v55qkncfgxqk4n45wvfz5ay3cluvfzj92sd0f0rr5lpczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqrtkv6c He must be fun at parties.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/976/081/052/690/262/original/97318369ab57d26b.jpg"> 2025-02-09T21:59:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqp5r4v3kqj7gdy8v4m5u2uvdslw3p0khgxgjgdu087a49qhf7w2czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqchnzn3 Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Touch Screen Toaster. Society will not rest until we have placed a touch screen on everything. Touch screen skateboards. Touch screen dental floss. And of course, touch screen touch screens.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSSGHLYD?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.K1DS6NQ1QFG6&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.K1DS6NQ1QFG6_1734570311401">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSSGHLYD?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.K1DS6NQ1QFG6&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.K1DS6NQ1QFG6_1734570311401</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/676/817/740/571/251/original/6674f12329a1212d.jpg"> 2024-12-19T02:13:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswn6cr3pjmkrs3twpyk42h6zfq435qlhqwca5srrhhvx66gjh5quszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq756764 THAT IS HELPFUL TO KNOW.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/651/555/842/456/746/original/6c9bff2aff5c80b6.png"> 2024-12-14T14:06:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2sgh2cnrqzn4n24fjml26h8sr90rc8n7mt743uaj54qecxczatmczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqu3x88n Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Circular Saw Pizza Cutter. It&#39;s commonly used in Chicago, as non-industrial pizza cutters often get stuck in deep dish pizzas.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001XSFW42?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3AE9BK413USVK&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.3AE9BK413USVK_1733978799570">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001XSFW42?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3AE9BK413USVK&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.3AE9BK413USVK_1733978799570</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/637/785/308/151/246/original/2497c6dbf5facf92.jpg"> 2024-12-12T04:47:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyad8k5eqw62mfdlwp7pexfl2lpm53rx2ep2fxgt9t04vk83qj6wszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqq2h8gx We made a comic about aliens.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/636/416/413/919/336/original/377e6a5eefc81fb7.jpg"> 2024-12-11T22:37:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd95ehf7t22s232pwwmdkzjvxfrkupayru9pttdmfly5pmqe3zswczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqrkf4fq That&#39;s crazy.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/407/673/170/363/749/original/a2442fa9b3b7f670.png"> 2024-11-01T12:23:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszyny5dmuvs27zanpn3rrxlk0jj7jz9zvvpc2uyy0euflzgy4xqwczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqagmrvl I&#39;m surprised that so many people don&#39;t know this.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/263/501/976/303/207/original/d01ea081b0fe0880.png"> 2024-10-07T01:31:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8awuv33pf6vtq3evsan3c3m88dcl7vm694q8kf7lumndgerarazqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqp527sr I was recently accused of posting &#34;engagement bait&#34; on here. I&#39;m hurt. I&#39;m offended. I wouldn&#39;t do that. I would never stoop so low.<br/><br/>Repost if you believe me.<br/>If you don&#39;t believe me, tell me why in the comments.<br/>If you&#39;re indifferent, send this post to your friends, family, and coworkers. Maybe they have an opinion to share. 2024-09-26T15:13:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst99sp0hjpwdr7q9lr0xm4kksq4xc8msj777ttadsnrpus9ud4c6szyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqe7kz54 He&#39;s right.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/114/860/257/075/243/original/396909435ec6fc95.jpg"> 2024-09-10T19:19:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs093mfrn633tem7p8psherhunxuc0e6cs3x5wt03afxgn7p5gxw8gzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq40mkkm George Washington originally wanted the Washington Monument to be built from the bones of dead British soldiers. 2024-09-02T00:16:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsycxe7cx6uj90v8s7ttgjhwx6m6tns24yh4ckqhjct2x4v7gtkzzczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq6ldxg8 This happened to my uncle.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/018/482/750/555/385/original/9c2b30020e83acff.png"> 2024-08-24T18:50:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2xjrftwxpa4yfmcuqq05nqk9dn97f9tx9unxuuwdfmhd9447scjqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqzktxsx I wonder what the penalty is.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/861/565/269/758/975/original/4a0408544698dcf6.png"> 2024-07-28T01:40:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqtxfxwwelrjkvv3m8axuy6tvyln6cm55ym5vw0v4apszdhvqathgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq8cjjgl Feeling inadequate because everyone on Mastodon appears to be an author or a doctor or a rocket scientist?<br/><br/>Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato. 2024-07-12T00:02:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszr8ka8s9tjt3g8ay8y8hhn6875ncn0gn90zfdlqamkjxvee5ve9gzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqm5f4wk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszpc0w6cafdzhw8mvlcu2ls3lk38aqjn4z675whzf84p36nqxzzucpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43quqgwtp'>nevent1q…gwtp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you want to help celebrate my birthday, support on Patreon is greatly appreciated! But I understand if you&#39;re going all out on a present for your favorite ant instead.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a> 2024-05-24T14:19:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszpc0w6cafdzhw8mvlcu2ls3lk38aqjn4z675whzf84p36nqxzzuczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqm08tw5 Turned 32 today. I share a birthday with Bob Dylan, John C. Reilly, and billions of ants. 2024-05-24T14:09:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfy4rpw7ksc57jhfr8w5ndql4u80l2la6cef84330t8grue4fjmcczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq0yvq7p That&#39;s fair.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/399/881/766/780/500/original/add4a0e9be4ca96e.png"> 2024-05-07T12:48:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0sypgmjezpjnzvft3ptfkw4zmf9vrv84753k55evkklqky2s72jszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqh9t8x7 Wise words from a wise man.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/151/246/952/719/360/original/c7acd477da066892.jpg"> 2024-03-24T15:05:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8nj3c95puanumgqx36w6f9ef09nm2y6ff7u4wtw4mqvgxfdm56jczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqv9sfpr I can feel it happen.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/135/621/817/215/037/original/b1991f36e3c102d1.png"> 2024-03-21T20:43:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz3k9nm3fju9d3cf5er80p3kpf38f5gwzn4s7f3tcne5q3ryhfmeqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq83yd73 She means it, I can see it in her eyes.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/083/232/741/300/062/original/2d79c420b06cb6d6.jpg"> 2024-03-12T14:46:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyvr8wj7e7rvjk263cnqh4aq6suymn0m47ydtmc986nepqtzzpnsgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqg8rhxp That makes sense.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/082/735/972/204/614/original/ecb223e784a17ea1.png"> 2024-03-12T12:34:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9v7trf44xa2zptjcwfjvy80e4j9qqxc23qs7lduednyskytk39qszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq3nuz8q Clearly.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/032/357/592/675/533/original/b2d420e9b761162d.png"> 2024-03-03T15:02:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszzn4hndzfdrafkjpkgs46tm9fqvdc4lccghnrcpufl6vkvt9rr9czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq598ehm I love Keanu Reeves.<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/111/896/501/150/286/851/original/903515e2b12aefbf.jpg"> 2024-02-08T15:12:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfam4yhrnz6lm8jldpm7z5c320url50q2nkuyy3dlwxass0xr8ssszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqjckhcs Nature is crazy.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/111/791/207/687/820/998/original/114eb6ab9c2a639d.png"> 2024-01-21T00:54:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2vempyn6fdtmds38kr3tedg2h46scx20e7trjq3j9wsxy002k9rqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqe330gg I&#39;m sure they will turn out fine.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/111/774/481/072/964/308/original/1c88b8ac5f9b1879.png"> 2024-01-18T02:01:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdnarc8gcjyvlheqnypwr4r4ft33rupdzxu9mmpjly70vvclj28eczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqt9xrzs That sucks.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/111/649/306/214/369/200/original/11cf48d4e5d2b953.png"> 2023-12-26T23:29:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszd943hm8vgpmayvxn0hhqt5j2wprdxfwcqeq4alzusqjsw3rcjvqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq0g54jx That&#39;s fair.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/111/631/997/778/793/778/original/d93ae2f5117bf893.png"> 2023-12-23T22:17:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstf5hvmycdeauv55pjflglypq7j7s4ap7zxl3ecq00khgfcl3nkpqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqlhdftr Harsh.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/111/620/771/828/698/455/original/a83e3b055241c819.png"> 2023-12-21T22:31:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdye5uqcz3ncvqa4e67ar70xvmn55qn3vw5x53eetw8ez75gc0y0czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqqygw9q That makes sense.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/111/270/848/502/389/287/original/0daec69393525a31.png"> 2023-10-21T03:21:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspmxur89ld8fl2n2wca427gfghagfggvxh7znk8s2vn92p3amrddszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq0cj9zd I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:<br/><br/>-eat far too many sweet potatoes because you hope to discover the sweetest potato.<br/><br/>-wish there was more moss. Moss is great.<br/><br/>-suspect that big pharma invented pickleball so the elderly are more likely to get injured and be prescribed painkillers.<br/><br/>-keep a salt shaker on you at all times, in case someone surprises you with undersalted french fries, and also in case the slugs decide to wage war on humanity. 2023-09-23T19:35:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq4mljtkf8xc40flvg9h2e2na68xyeqheuexpzwwnhfkef0d32c4qzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqhpd70w Well that&#39;s no fun.<br/><a href="https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/111/076/010/855/920/278/original/829533c8191c9b0b.png"> 2023-09-16T17:30:44Z