2026-04-21T18:11:53Z https://yabu.me Mark A. Rayner https://yabu.me/npub1jmc0up0y4d5adpqcck9mrkg2aq730r50u975q3flls0d4j669auq5jdq9r https://media.mas.to/accounts/avatars/109/309/703/259/042/207/original/bb19878f3eef6fb2.png https://media.mas.to/accounts/avatars/109/309/703/259/042/207/original/bb19878f3eef6fb2.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs80gplt9zu25xyy3gujqqzn4krgc8a4g3qs4jphsj9u8juxmccz5qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsq90fh0 Nerd humor apotheosis.<br/><br/>#frodolives #frodo #LOTR #nerd #humour #humor<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/561/901/873/758/448/original/c9663c9dfdcee894.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-12T13:45:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswfjfltlpfc2edgf3hzy5msgltqzjy0frrxtvfe940khhx3qhrhlgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhshete60 When Philip Glass is reincarnated as a golden retriever. (The brightest of all dog breeds.)<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstoton #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/556/407/118/456/162/original/23a7c11c0b70c465.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-05-11T14:28:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs89564dqmu6vxrzgjg3g4w4aesr6fjxad6a0patlq273ltp3rcpvszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsqa7tps 80s cat welcomes you to a non-heinous, most excellent #Caturday <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #80s #eighties<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/544/849/917/896/367/original/31379056b6ef051f.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-09T13:28:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv9ld79ay6em76zv38su2cswk93s0t7pw0far2jfmgtvnl4k4qe8qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhslj3arc The problem with #caturday night is sometimes it&#39;s bath night.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #ridiculous<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/505/461/262/083/454/original/1a50f144f9c17e1b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-02T14:32:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx8cqcare3kjazmlu0pk5gme54u7hxdf85e5ner8z8gl6t30agh2qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsnjqak9 Derpalooza!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/499/903/629/322/287/original/552abb1738abbd30.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-05-01T14:58:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdmc8jgxhucxn3ehrvk4tq9z9wpm5rf8qvk7gd3tg3k7ksqhtxpdszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsmk2f74 Alligator apotheosis. <br/><br/>#alligator #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/460/133/422/454/061/original/af7936876298b0b3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-24T14:24:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrrm2yahnyhdm3gwymcpszcxlhk7psuz9g882tvftgk2j3lmsdasszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs4eg74p &#34;Easy to devour in one sitting, this tongue-and-cheek account of a BMI-obsessed society is both laughable and cringe-inducing. ... THE FATNESS is a story of socialism gone wrong is set amid a plausible backdrop with witty characters who will steal your heart and, snag your cheeseburger if you&#39;re not careful.&#34; ~IndieReader.com<br/><br/><a href="https://geni.us/TheFatness">https://geni.us/TheFatness</a><br/><a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fatness-mark-a-rayner/a1c83e601db73cb2">https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fatness-mark-a-rayner/a1c83e601db73cb2</a><br/><a href="https://books2read.com/u/4X80k5">https://books2read.com/u/4X80k5</a><br/><br/>#humor #humour #fiction #sf #speculativefiction #obesity<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/455/735/874/208/862/original/c0223cc14f77abf5.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-23T19:49:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr3ph0cfpwes492s0jfxepan297966lv5exa75jkpsuvzfepsxzhgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsphutq2 Crushed by comfort and ennui.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/454/495/591/937/220/original/7b1cbae3d0d17dcc.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-23T14:30:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvd6r3jwkwvjeyfvjclhjewfg7ujasuf80lysgnnlkg4ktglrngdgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs2f9wy9 Weird otters<br/><br/>#IKnowTheyAreDogs #dogs #dog #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #otter #otters<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/448/525/953/722/479/original/7b71a58ba3d10bbf.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-22T13:12:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg8r3kklayu74he2fqd3l5e5mqqhkupevmyr4psx85ywc0yzdnekqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsu22ann Have a derpy Sunday!<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #derp #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/431/683/848/026/064/original/d98d558af1316556.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-19T13:49:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq4vt54ftynhnkn6pt0hr599s4pd8wcdj8459rxt2u2gqdc5z68mszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhstcausn Behold, the Floofmeister! <br/><br/>#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/426/094/031/709/939/original/45ce56e406edb194.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-18T14:07:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvh7q6e47tzrr0v44gy52l8fd94fac004vge9ywm3p9qugmdswlyszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsje3y56 &#34;Is this thing on?&#34; [sound on!]<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/414/864/662/879/198/original/68a6569f1ce1347f.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-04-16T14:31:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfleagrl24p07uc2t9pkyy2ykzd4uep63cedvuyuvnsghv9lvt9kgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsy7mu2t Mittens charging ....<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/409/138/200/629/808/original/2450bee645c7fd33.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-15T14:16:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr47l28xne0ewpy7x2wf5l7gmv32qhl6zkzrvw4egqh4jvuljf3fqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsqyea86 Getting comfortable for another #caturday <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/386/512/698/017/883/original/36ad01405dd9021f.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-04-11T14:22:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8jssa5p2vznd0cnt8qh294j0h8ymmly0y3cspzskynjjzn8qpk4gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsj7ca7y If Sisyphus was a duck.<br/><br/>#duck #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><br/>[Description: a large flat rock, around which a duck attempts to catch a border collie, which is having the time of its life.]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/374/805/886/125/232/original/a20e0c9736805afe.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-04-09T12:43:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0dndu3jmfrlwyw5ld2m3nsqurk4q42qeylm2tgczx983uet8wcsgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsffda7w When it&#39;s Easter weekend, and you want your cat to murder you. <br/><br/>#Caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #easter<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/346/720/580/891/275/original/e2d8f1b90a2d64c9.png"> <br/> 2026-04-04T13:42:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfzv8zhqu6w06l0222ewn5rc6ucj69wsznp7qy504w28wxgs03ztszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsjczlk2 I dunno, I might just leave that box alone.<br/><br/>Here&#39;s hoping you have a danger-free Tuesday!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #castodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #deathbox<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/324/216/793/096/001/original/6bb40419050269f2.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-03-31T14:18:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspf2cwq8xqhqz2t896s6thxjxwrs27r62jhcpgrd0uc4wstnmd45qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsu9l69u Welcome to Wolfermelon Sunday.<br/><br/>#wolf #melon #wolfermelon #sunday #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/312/988/006/936/339/original/dff38343db63fc6b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-29T14:43:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyhrmm0rv2hpaxndkftur24mtemujxt7jjef96krjawmq4j3yxxsszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs4zvkvx Mendacity! There are no bad cats, especially on #caturday.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/307/032/897/868/298/original/44115c0b62b4c9a1.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-28T13:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp7y4xx8xdmcyaefgq0pkn9ef8f7w6t7fd9gef0mrrzhj7j7hn0cszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsv2x3w5 I have the same astonishment that it&#39;s Monday again.<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #monday #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/278/919/303/588/078/original/590168fc5ac4d3f4.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-03-23T14:19:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw5gc5twtfp0z4402e4mqdhn5reu8j2fcf9qcznygvvv27tun3v4szyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhshr9zrd Happy second day of spring! (And blep.)<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #spring #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/273/391/896/743/809/original/643ac60425f344a7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-22T14:54:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspwzn68z9yqndssq366cr8czhf2z8nsrcu7058e0xewwms5amqdmszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs26jppp Is this a mlem or a blep #caturday?<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/267/396/722/019/138/original/743b119112ffcca3.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-21T13:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstvz6lu6zgpapz679llnjp5a02mez66t5spspwfa4z79xklznwu6gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhslm5hds Happy St. Patrick&#39;s Day! <br/><br/>#stpatrick #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/244/747/531/945/622/original/b467127215732cd0.png"> <br/> 2026-03-17T13:28:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst3527skvay66kwkjvvyzgfr279f4fmwqfcsz53xdysa3zjpc9kgszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhst9s4mn Beware the Ides!<br/><br/>#caesar #idesofmarch #humor #humour #tumblr<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/233/656/289/341/310/original/77b96e6e894e901f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-15T14:28:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdsshuvlc5sqpa89h39pa32sglftaup3ygfwkjx8y7ac7lv6sg8jszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsqvwpy5 #caturday plans<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #cuteoverload<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/228/124/022/844/361/original/3d43ecd28264d0f7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-14T15:01:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqazdz48kv0tnntk6maaffmzqk9g77wc6ln5jgg2tc27ckq839xhczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs8fzdq8 Okay, it&#39;s official. There WILL be a sequel (and a third book) in the Tundraverse. <br/><br/>The sequel, Beta Max of course, is ready for the proofreader! <br/><br/>You can get the first book of the trilogy on Amazon:<br/><a href="https://geni.us/AlphaMax">https://geni.us/AlphaMax</a><br/>Books2read: <a href="https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY">https://books2read.com/u/m0olnY</a><br/>And wherever you buy books online!<br/><br/>#tundraverse #alphamax #betamax #SFF #humor #humour #philosophy<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/212/242/385/638/359/original/de0a3d961d6a9037.png"> <br/> 2026-03-11T19:43:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsweec8m08whtmldxhcg0ryakv4jwmfk6krpfvx20m4dezkvcl97eczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsesw67w Colonel Kiki training his crack legion of search and destroy otters.<br/><br/>#primate #orangutan #otter #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/210/952/935/491/006/original/0a4283d0b5fe3551.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-11T14:14:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswgefxxkc0zncsytnc4tjj4hx3e7dhh3dn280ncjh3f05g9f268jczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs5v3gsn Mission control: &#34;You&#39;re a GO for #caturday <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #maybeAI<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/188/581/065/567/063/original/8126777fa4246015.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-07T15:25:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspcetqkutqk6p0r7at6zrcs7cr869yyf0pqmdey9lxszkwjryl8sszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs9tma0j Weekend plans.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/182/499/516/763/846/original/69619c34565ea5c2.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-06T13:38:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf756zn2033dla3d79l4p7d3vlwdzthlyn6293gcpspwhlk2pkjsqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhslqzg02 Yes, but what if the Battle of Hastings was fought in the 100 Acre Woods?<br/><br/>#winniethepooh #hastings #history #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/176/892/403/840/518/original/13e74cb673cf0020.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-05T13:53:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyneztuka2n56hy7lhqzzu99jjxhfnf25dstt0xrpmp7pcknwe0xqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhshtj6r6 Current mood.<br/><br/>#animals #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/126/074/912/693/050/original/83485a071bade125.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-24T14:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswqcqse0yd6c0x4np8kacdjhjfpr7klraucrun8ee7s3mfls0c5lczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsjg4huh Perhaps there are other factors at play? <br/><br/>#graphicdesign #typography #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/075/114/074/450/986/original/24f40d9113a5a869.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-15T14:28:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvjc9aktshm57ywq54vua7w9s932cj8k53ylhpyht29q74qqflhtqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhswqwweu &#34;Now do Salieri.&#34;<br/><br/>#Mozart #Salieri #humor #humour #cat #catstodon #cats #catsofmastodon<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/052/409/932/080/919/original/67343cc7cd40fae6.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-02-11T14:15:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0afcs5444atjaww2u0ntpx3gaqyfg3gdhl0gr25xa2yx966q33qgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsk95tnf Seriously, lads, it has been uncool since BEFORE the middle ages.<br/><br/>#vintage #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/041/074/426/508/915/original/ae1aaed99f52395a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-09T14:12:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz5g3fzpwfrnpm3yal02c8vflq84zlrawhlx3xx2gxceag6w7amuszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhselk6ar Warning: it&#39;s #caturday <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsomastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/029/830/238/987/304/original/7eb7db3c037e14f4.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-07T14:33:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9jmne2f6nxwn0pnrtrey5spu6ksqfyncgkclhcvdnqyqunkx29wqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhswm8y6v Same, fridge. Same.<br/><br/>#humor #humour #fridge<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/024/459/221/133/368/original/9709be775c5698d3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-06T15:46:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvqrlxl8m8ta2cwa6hm9yr3a8wah6ggs9dmdhskm60dxyzlwpvn3czyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsgd59e6 The Swedish Chef is gonna love this deal.<br/><br/>#muppets #bork #humor #humour #typo<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/018/318/994/909/556/original/fd284c13bbfd45da.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-05T13:45:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdjc4egsy7agkdhyv8dg5e7n6wluxsrh7jwgdeuz3s7w8hvp785zgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs64nspr Arachnophobes understand<br/><br/>#lovedThisMovie #TheHobbit #ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/116/007/315/139/678/450/original/fffc0f3d3684873b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-03T15:07:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz3pmvgqk2npg7c2x6hz3v65uktcg9582u56wc8kcdew9re3cjkdszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsvp80y3 Some days you&#39;re the boy and some days you&#39;re the tortoise. Most days you&#39;re the lettuce.<br/><br/>#vintage #photo #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/978/688/290/847/543/original/0bfe383ae8778991.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-29T13:47:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrp4gd46xpg37e4tgjhseqen6xclvlty40px4sekda96d3cs9njaqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsuja424 Sliding into another #caturday.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><br/>[video description: a grey cat finds a way to slide into a box already filled with an orange cat and a tabby cat -- both the other cats accept this intrusion.]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/950/543/336/938/878/original/d5db78e60883003d.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-24T14:28:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs82ftfjfwdmwyv4ug7j4wgdqk9szzw2ga0d2ly9q99dzga94cpyeqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs9jtkas I&#39;m happy to see you, too, coffee.<br/><br/>#coffee #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/933/556/384/936/975/original/facc1657f624e8e9.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-21T14:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0fyghyal98mzj89fe7d7dkdxmuwkz9wh0nn6y06h40hptnqj7s9czyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs627ts7 Quote the woman: I&#39;m Jolene.<br/><br/>#edgarallanpoe #dollyparton #birthday #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/923/592/238/683/489/original/815bd5a4eef83b14.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-19T20:14:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq2cpq6qh4gswejka6xr4p6zluvjf0042tnlt3qyvydtkqvq36d0czyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsq74k4z PhD Thesis: Developmental changes in using verbal self-cueing in task-completing: situating my inability in being unable to impact a positive effect.<br/><br/>#humor #humour #phd<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/922/231/698/812/609/original/28930df0628dfe4d.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-19T14:28:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy0dmpe4qmcrv90mvvp2qd9dcvgc498wn77ghgl0lhdepyxtsnrtczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsz7prpy Snowcat wishes you all a happy #caturday!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/910/907/086/171/946/original/f6b704d5b3ffe0a3.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-17T14:28:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfrku4wfajdsknp8055d7x6kaym7svuhsezeyg6t389uvycjwn4vgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs62488l Typography: it matters!<br/><br/>#typeface #typography #font #fonts #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/899/327/469/375/763/original/886348b51100013a.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-15T13:23:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstqc4jarwx76wfqr4r88zt06zgj43sjhkspze29v4h2y04dz632hqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhscw4ycu &#34;Draw me like one of your French tubers.&#34; <br/><br/>#humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/893/920/175/128/288/original/bdf0abfcb6f3c96d.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-14T14:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszvdpyc8vvpz54drgm02jvheuwhssvsqmu0k5cf4q3hqynmrz933czyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs6cmftz A multilingual #caturday! <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/871/244/684/211/962/original/561c414e635e4eb6.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-10T14:22:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgqf68hdvta4kff9e9akkm053wejmktn3c5ehdr54mvz6jr550cqqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs5vfxm3 Up next in 2026.<br/><br/>#bad #labels #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/843/317/467/214/611/original/b2c01bf312e5dbc3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-05T16:01:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsryunnz0frvsl3vk78ld73g9y0ehpsl5a59ane66q5y73ukyjddwgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsd392ju The blurst of times.<br/><br/>#humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/837/727/267/821/385/original/67ebc205952b442f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-04T16:18:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8qs62avt3l579f8zdps94nxc7kzwwekyepwgvn96ks8hcqclg8qgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsdyg4fv Opening up a #caturday two-pack!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #maybeAI<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/832/116/850/887/115/original/77585dec6b078b75.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-03T16:31:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2zehqfhtsyq90mer7q3w0p5tg5z5awv2h38p52kjturnxqh65s8gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsw0twut Me, having a super-productive week between Christmas and New Year&#39;s. <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #newyear #newyearseve<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/814/990/836/004/501/original/4e2e25aba8137b02.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-12-31T15:56:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf484l003vmny0gspqu5cczkhnvq5syex5e38vu4ujwksup764x8czyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsyre8lx Meanwhile in Canada.<br/><br/>#icestorm #freezingrain #tigers #tiger #cat #cats #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/798/062/230/787/358/original/5161a370b0e71d24.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-12-28T16:11:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgyce3vmxx20dek954pqrdh8sf2z9hapkh07vf5lku08s3t5vlxnczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsgv44rn Beware the laundry goblin!<br/><br/>#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><br/>[description: a bengal cat reaches up and bats at the control knob of a washing machine, and then pretends to look innocent.]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/791/998/648/599/036/original/f13696978753d61f.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-12-27T14:28:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstwgugmhwftreyk6r876nghcadre6mj28r48m60dw2kd65rhhg52szyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsjcnug0 Boxing Day, 4am.<br/><br/>#boxingday #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/787/696/809/379/982/original/c9932aeb02a5fb24.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-26T20:14:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9l2gdanu8j3z8h5zr9daw5mgvjeaaetyugwuy702k8904qe5jljgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs6tynwp Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Yule!<br/><br/>#jaws #christmas #carnage #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/776/372/167/431/510/original/a66b64b4c8a246b6.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-24T20:14:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstsghdgg97ql2phk7zux70crqkdcu6ayt993x06e3k07cy9q3uuugzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsyh26q8 One more sleep &#39;till this thing goes off!<br/><br/>#christmas #carnage #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/775/011/630/263/214/original/f2821c837c65a656.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-24T14:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvxepcham4u3z3t9muk7kakmjqdjluvxsenjuzq65xv2u5lh6qjuszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsqvvgyu New Christmas beast just dropped: Behold, the magical Christmas Otter! <br/><br/>#otter #otters #christmas #blep<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/763/687/025/775/644/original/7c469df46eacd54c.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-22T14:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspqh6hauy7fdx56plet7nn83w9dvdeauur3lu7rnhyzc70zds82sqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsanj3t3 Gosh-darned exciting! The Gates of Polished Horn made The Toronto Star&#39;s 20 best books of 2025 list!<br/><br/><a href="https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/books/our-20-favourite-fiction-books-for-2025/article_bf10853c-f614-4b5b-8a8b-18f0ed7b76d9.html">https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/books/our-20-favourite-fiction-books-for-2025/article_bf10853c-f614-4b5b-8a8b-18f0ed7b76d9.html</a><br/><br/>#books #book #bookstodon #bestbooks #fiction #shortstory<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/758/397/515/278/982/original/78d7dbc1b470167b.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-21T16:03:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf9gd7plwpr6aevhh2v32mhcu356j0vmq4nntag43h3w8nz3suf0szyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs02uu5y Warning: canines can do Christmas Carnage too.<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsofmastodon #Christmas #carnage #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/758/024/705/862/092/original/9f52c796a56d40b9.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-21T14:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs83t3z5pdlggvm7duehagzpzptjm2vv5thpw7dg704d9hj92f0ucszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsgnxjqt Bonus #caturday Christmas Carnage!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #Christmas #carnage<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/753/722/941/137/020/original/48401e75b304abe3.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-20T20:14:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsypm2ny4wuca0gwqwr7qvwt97ldeak9lseh6gasya0wasy4dt7kaszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhst3t6yf And so, the annual Christmas Carnage begins... <br/><br/>#meme #cat #cats #catstodon #humor #humour #christmas #carnage<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/735/375/518/964/169/original/1db94c148348af8e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-17T14:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdkxqdfytznx6tnq3f3ksjhk9vg9q9qrjrnv630k8eqjjrhp7kunszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs73huwk &#34;This is BULLSHIT!&#34;<br/><br/>#ungulate #thoughts #moresnow #snow #winter #deer #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/718/388/538/061/939/original/9f1dde9015b74510.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-14T14:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9c3al7hgaxt0kyda3p726utcdn94le6zysvr3m377c5nslmrqpzczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsvkgdac Weird horse and weirder snow horse.<br/><br/>#IKknowItsADog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #snow<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/707/570/573/310/102/original/b4b5b2a7dbf370c3.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-12T16:37:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsye0szsfll4rrshjrzyf63nqq6f2ggu7kqvzvttg0qerde3709q8szyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhspspgxj Holy c&#39;mon, it&#39;s not even winter yet!<br/><br/>#snow #Canada #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/701/599/884/067/095/original/e334437c36642fbe.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-11T15:20:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw8gd762vsx5fg3uqmwdngz65amjg7e2unwhfy4pdt8s03rhtta3qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs9c2y34 Perfect UX, right there. <br/><br/>#weird #signs #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/690/174/173/718/363/original/0b1460a966c9605a.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-09T14:53:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyte2wh9guxu9xnv7j35scl8349rxnljqrnr994xu554rpte6c6jqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs9mzur3 Seriously, it&#39;s exhausting. <br/><br/>#AI #meme #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/684/587/624/000/700/original/40340aea1dcf154d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-08T15:13:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstzc4a6l3ezfzf2kpgsteec69wtuqm5fqje984tu2q0kyya634s7gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsv0tzfj Most Excellent: The Bill &amp; Ted ranking system.<br/><br/>#humor #humour #bogus<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/679/169/069/361/701/original/d0ba23a98789e4ed.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-07T16:15:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr6kkgyz8h2lmncqk0raej6v3xss9ql85vac5xwxq4wrdfxs0taggzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsgvwj0d Ready for another explosive #caturday? <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/673/389/478/556/692/original/bdf6eaf416f181fa.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-06T15:44:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf7ftef2r3y9pky82w8jz9gd77vsh3kjq3k632ut3g9jyuwypxmpqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsfsxez8 Even with the proclivities of LLMs, I feel this way.<br/><br/>#emdash #humor #humour #memes<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/650/256/910/747/782/original/8946a4832be4880f.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-02T13:43:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2glzpy3hvvnvae3uhk68h3uaq5wy7vym5839emdspdptpwu33y6qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsqtenmv Me: You can do dogs, right?<br/>Ceramic Artist: How hard can it be?<br/><br/>#weird #art #dog #dogs #dogstodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/645/021/057/422/333/original/3e5b9bca4197b9ab.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-01T15:33:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs068605vqs2ukqrnf3dtwgrrfwwu40ezuavu0zxmjnz4jfh4zsm2szyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsaaa40m When it&#39;s #caturday and you should be partying, but you got to think about deep stuff first.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/633/507/160/291/627/original/63bfeb39051d752e.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-29T14:42:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvqeffu0z8398386g4zak863p4zx636wwnkd5dvja77365e8rehrgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsp0cu3q New manifesto just dropped.<br/><br/>#books #book #socialmedia #AI #humor #humour #weird #signs<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/622/356/540/423/390/original/687409e40428d558.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-27T15:27:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ksx95synl47c8pd8eewnwjhvgzver69hyfwhscv3s3ngc0k98kczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsppk9m9 Rocket gets it.<br/><br/>#coffee #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/616/556/428/780/541/original/7876426bbb3b6c3f.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-26T14:52:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrxddj9cgr5etc2dx4d88rgcl5ujvasp8tewjn958zll4nm8gtgtczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsaq0kfg A restaurant named: Anthropophagy. <br/><br/>#weird #signs #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/605/826/363/428/166/original/2daa5f44607812bd.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T17:23:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyg7nrwp9dupw5e2jyj3knuugedfjef55eflpmr2stmq8f2jh9pwgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsh32336 Powering up for a #caturday!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #adorable<br/><br/>[description: a black and white cat &#34;catches&#34; a laser light and it then chews as though its eating the light with the caption: bro thinks he finally caught and ate the laser.]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/593/817/768/881/537/original/c280cce92601a9e1.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-11-22T14:28:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdcax8n3tphvwwmduuryrng8qez5m4re39hfc9jmkqlnmrtdhcpnqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs7pmht9 The Husky: nature&#39;s drama queen. [sound on if you can take it]<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #husky #humor #humour<br/><br/>[description: a husky at the side of a swimming pool crying like ti&#39;s being tortured as its human encourages it to jump in. a little dog then appears and jumps right in. finally the husky follows]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/582/493/265/245/529/original/0997035d8ee96b73.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-11-20T14:28:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvezjmsh277wuqyj8dy2hukh0fgf87f3jrvsxqf3xd5uc24jnkd5qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsnlv0q0 The real question is HOW do we want time travel? Upgraded Delorian? Old-timey British Police box? Fancy art nouveau design with upholstered seat? HOW do we want time travel! <br/><br/>#timetravel #weird #signs #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/559/843/837/488/131/original/2c26579880d7e83e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-16T14:28:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvs0540xkvx97ct346h4dnltpgucwswa0d6gqk2qv62ykm368eaugzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs86l4j5 Goblins love it when you make the bed!<br/><br/>Happy #Caturday!<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><br/>[description: woman attempts to make the bed with a half-dozen hairless cats playing as she does so]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/554/182/582/491/648/original/c94f1fa1f63a9428.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-11-15T14:28:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp56w2f8ecdkrnuqhp8x4xg7mx6ppj4qjemergrtrzs2fu9kmarpczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsm96akr Guilty of all of these except lawful good and neutral good. <br/><br/>I&#39;m a monster. <br/><br/>#books #book #bookstodon #humor #humour #DnD #alignment<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/531/212/011/171/530/original/94adb121261cd673.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-11T13:06:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspyhvpsw5x4un5cxv488vpqknagwdnamndlvhcpjrctv4v9c9jm9szyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs625sxx When your cheat day is also #caturday. <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/515/035/627/601/234/original/625c52ed9d4e4507.webp"> <br/> 2025-11-08T16:33:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz0cjd3hmax9qlgfsyg3tatkqe9phqellqe7ah8nehtmdjm448y8qzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs9jk9rx Seems legit.<br/><br/>#freecandy #aliens #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/497/531/186/768/634/original/6543c59eb3ccc009.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-05T14:21:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszep0qy7v88mlk5v6puuxvgh9a00hzfyksf7jhdmf8xy4r2qmhmsszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhssqzzyp This is 10,000 nunspotting points. No arguments , please.<br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #nun #nuns #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/480/571/499/959/809/original/05c567afc6819a39.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-02T14:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswtku4p7l88ww87s744w97gc58zew254syj589ykrx484h5g3gyqszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhspmqgz0 Have a spooky Halloween everyone!<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #halloween<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/470/323/668/838/438/original/eacd7a98362b1243.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-31T19:01:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfcfh7uefh8v9skf9gsk0rcfmzuta79q8tmhtvprvcs4lvefxx98gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhse0xp2a In Canada, Halloween Moose kicks The Great Pumpkin&#39;s ass, every time. <br/><br/>#moose #meese #mooses #humor #humour #halloween <br/><br/>[description: a huge bull moose eats jackolanterns by the street.]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/463/348/745/093/549/original/e1b4e3a4aecf5e6d.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-10-30T13:28:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgx0j35jdvuumk2g9mj0kktwa2edwzmhk6jdt9r27t8nek85tnx6czyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsf6ga3w Monday dog explosion cuteness. [sound on!]<br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute #orf<br/><br/>[description: a wooden gate opens and dozens of dogs burst through in slow motion as Carl Orff&#39;s O Fortuna plays dramatically]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/446/361/820/560/054/original/9cbce6918eef4cb3.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-10-27T13:28:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst8vp6n4e5a06zenv8a6v8883lt4lfec8c896ul4muh09k5c800rqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsxvdkhw Roo reaction<br/><br/>[description: kangaroo checking out a Halloween display is scared by the cackling skeleton -- you can see the roo running away far down the street]<br/><br/>#kangaroo #roo #animal #halloween #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/440/699/434/864/601/original/b46642bc809f3d33.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-10-26T13:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspkme23v7r5t7spt6v3thq48g3nays3nkgyztpkauqw34280vhy0szyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsmjhafk Really shouldn&#39;t have had that peyote milkshake for breakfast <br/><br/>#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #Caturday #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/435/037/218/822/752/original/d3ff2d1f97c51d2e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-25T13:28:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv6l45z4v763suuyts4dnszag8j2pw4uexl4c50lhq4n8asp6gudczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhscjv2ec Missed opportunity to call it the &#34;spokeslizard.&#34;<br/><br/>#simulation #lizardpeople #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/418/050/436/398/549/original/1751883fe8b1a802.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-22T13:28:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs857jcgjfgzzrew8lzkthk6qv7gwhc7x7xd5acnzcxkyjq3pcjqvqzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsqghv46 The labeling on this Inspector Gadget toy is wrong. <br/><br/>#weird #design #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/412/074/497/338/392/original/f7c0f6cfa7c2a9d2.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-21T12:08:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrcmd3sttw639rz7x7e8j02r9ez2mzannhy3hycnk7g27qpmj59dgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsnccnn3 Hmm. The #aws #outrage reminds me a bit of The Fridgularity -- in which a rogue AI takes over all the internet and only wants to talk to one human via his web-enabled fridge. (The book is 13 years old now, but I think it&#39;s aging pretty well.)<br/><br/><a href="https://books2read.com/u/492V00">https://books2read.com/u/492V00</a><br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A2FL9PS">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A2FL9PS</a><br/><br/>#book #books #sf #sciencefiction #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/407/298/991/805/518/original/274bb9edba6db6af.png"> <br/> 2025-10-20T15:54:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2md0hx8azznxfhmppxgx0w8wk9weav9kvnxmd7udsk06qj5ghr6gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsaupnqh Too derpy to understand gravity. <br/><br/>#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/406/731/541/063/381/original/49f89182bea235f5.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-20T13:29:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdecwd4caq0f5n40gcxra2fsv94lv9er4km2jtmc2h49z22zasv9gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsk29rfn Look, I&#39;m not coming out until there&#39;s tuna. <br/><br/>#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/395/400/926/933/113/original/d9e5603e6bb2a99e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-18T13:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfafvceasej63wu6s9pqe4jx8zxsqwmahahgwuz2tjxar69kfsuyszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsp5tmu8 People forget how hard core the Edwardian Temperance movement really was. <br/><br/>#blackandwhite #vintage #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/384/076/362/316/543/original/f7d67530f558394f.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-16T13:28:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgukv4qyp8k9vvgy226xl6d9r2h30swdd76c65lx7q5xekxyxeevgzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs64fye7 These are the jerks that made fun of Rudolph. <br/><br/>#reindeer #games #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/378/414/089/261/817/original/90ebfeac0d5f7640.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-15T13:28:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswv4rvd4gv7af4y9yz5yua9eme7zp5um5t39qzwrn9rp689czvg7gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhswunr4v Some days you just need to say &#34;fuck it&#34; and smoke a pipe with your alligator .<br/><br/>#tuesday #alligator #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/372/751/712/096/652/original/0e36e4bb5857f533.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-14T13:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst7wwpjhkelw8scu0mcgg9g8ct9uyl2jlx34yrf7vjez65ynz89ugzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsps0l8v On this day, Canadians celebrate the end of the Moose Ascendancy. <br/><br/>During this dark period of Canadian history, the moose reigned supreme, forcing our provocatively dressed women to worship them, slaughtering any man who got in their way. Eventually, Canadians discovered the mystical powers of Flannel, and we reached an uneasy detente. (Except in Newfoundland, which joined Confederation quite late.)<br/><br/>We call it Thanksgiving. <br/><br/>#canadianThanksgiving #thanksgiving #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/367/052/830/221/912/original/6da209f51c36e36d.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-13T13:18:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswunfpu5akx3hnn5wqsx56ke8ruc9j9fwz8tjteh2zpjwfvwvg28gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhskcyszw Dear Illuminati, re: 2025. Terrible terrible job so far. Or depending on your endgame, maybe you&#39;re CRUSHING IT! <br/><br/>Serve some snacks at the meeting!<br/><br/>[animated gif: aliens and other powerful creatures sitting around table with a spinning globe under the all-seeing eye pyramid thingy]<br/><br/>#illuminati #humor #humour<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/361/427/067/137/389/original/772477f47b21c63e.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-10-12T13:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0cksfzp4423lth3kyul30hxats3yvhtah3lqg4l2zjt65ana9k8gzyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhs539ewe It&#39;s important to keep hydrated!<br/><br/>#caturday #cat #cats #catsodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour<br/><br/>[video description: a cute kitten is sitting next to a water hose with a leak in it, getting sprayed by the water and drinking it awkwardly.]<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/355/764/796/353/566/original/2274f5934ba5f820.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-10-11T13:28:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv5gf6k0zgtcja20dku853psxjmdjyeegfq9s6r28lz0jpe99uvwczyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsuxc5h3 On a daily basis, Dawnfeast is good, but for real power don&#39;t miss the annual Festival of Slorg. (I wonder if this is why the Illuminati still aren&#39;t serving snacks at the meetings?)<br/><br/>#Illuminiati #breakfast #humor #humour<br/> <img src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/350/102/470/923/258/original/83c21feb56a6a14f.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-10T13:28:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsppa2v9xvdacphdclw5u0s02shlj08ezchrnpgm6earsm3tqnparszyzt0pls9uj4kn45yrrzchvwept5r69uw3lsh6sz98l7pakkttghhsmjxa9u A blast of cuteness for this glorious Monday morning. [sound on!!!]<br/><br/>#porcupine #pumpkin #humor #humour #cute<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/327/455/178/551/968/original/337ebcb8c4675a2b.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-10-06T13:29:19Z