2026-06-06T06:59:15Z https://yabu.me Edwin https://yabu.me/npub1hwrsn8l6e64yacr8tvc6r5nv8nhsq35x5qqh776jnnwju6zc2dxsz7x769 https://mastodon.nl/system/accounts/avatars/109/309/816/488/026/189/original/e5f7804b408d9db8.png https://mastodon.nl/system/accounts/avatars/109/309/816/488/026/189/original/e5f7804b408d9db8.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswp0xgnt0jqkmma58nnhdvcerhy6sanczaqc7er9zzx4sdsgd475czyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56jhr84r Call at your own risk.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/718/641/636/607/451/original/77fc2a1b0b6b29af.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-09T06:05:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw4enqwatgze77kse63nesv36kxsck4awk7h7udlhnlj09u3yavaczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56e9twze Just how does this species survive in the wild?<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/526/221/006/726/847/original/317e2fb6c893609f.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-05-06T06:30:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrs3xgcud6grlts4m2ejhq8zgaaq99r4u9smv6km7gwq3d858d9ggzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56sjygj8 Finally we can read what doctors write.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/525/987/072/904/611/original/f8da779399df98af.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-06T05:31:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx50py48jes56cej46tn4swcghl9t7gplmnzmytxuhaleyjjqj8kszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56jwk26t Feeling intimidated.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/514/691/438/403/527/original/178734f4dcbf2b35.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-04T05:38:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgcdn7gte93swlqgzeg0h29c4eh2m2y8fpxqxysxfpjxhe4n6d8gszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56ncvgd8 ATM is not ATM ATM.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/508/992/309/846/012/original/415b397d05de9749.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-03T05:29:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxgtv6mf86k87yldp53r64j4q45wt06054702evu3eh4x5u8a6a3czyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf565ef86u When I get reincarnated, you won’t know it’s me, but there will be signs..<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/492/012/073/825/829/original/c2c4cc9cb8625d9a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-30T05:30:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd7hnm7and3wz203xchsftaj0tq33ukr38cap8enns2y7765pc43szyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf566dq3j7 This playing card.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/463/773/920/725/257/original/f350597e46ace165.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-25T05:49:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsysjgqtrc0rmgpt887mg4npyjsud6p4vjgsadng64e60fr5yr474gzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf563qy0vp This side up.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/463/752/469/371/898/original/5093fd9fa57c5459.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-25T05:43:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs95dv2wn9pvgq7jnlv03jdte3jtwz5nm6jtj94c5zufjmm3hl64rczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56lytj2t Dolly Parton and Jesus matching poses on different magazine covers.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/458/123/041/503/073/original/b72fa087c9b98a80.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-24T05:52:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9q4r3gn57m0qf4e7zt7zngdfug4uw9qsz6hcuyr9xy6n02t6qx2czyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56k8mlz2 Mr bum wash, at your service.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/429/853/460/670/924/original/3fa233f35df3cf56.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-19T06:02:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg7x4v8g4t3ll2fdk9nv5fks742nld5zne2539uszh6prwqpe4fsgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf569u4hx2 Curry night must have been epic.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/412/817/511/198/573/original/1d053963e896f54e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-16T05:50:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8s97wvvyzv6zel229sj2zpz62dryef8xkqkt0mfxdmpyct34h49czyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56dp4h6e The new Mission Impossible looks a bit low budget.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/407/068/556/348/061/original/3cab178eccb9fb60.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-15T05:29:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszmrs8rahzaxcw2zuvnda2uamdzmglzd64ykzhn93kkm5fj0hlfmczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56hp4twy Nah<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/395/960/590/473/617/original/0b07f8f36a5edf1b.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-04-13T06:23:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgvpxeywun8efndfu634k7uxr2n9thgecrq7auxfw63sz6m599nygzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56gsl8sj He found 3kg but registered 2kg.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/373/166/331/832/713/original/f70a243954f546c7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-09T05:46:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqn2x7qd5s4k3dedfcafefqjw2uaydw294u6zhpxmj9xwupw77wrszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf562halfw Go ahead<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/344/615/195/276/830/original/77c7c494db60d9fa.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-04T04:45:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8748pnfs72kh56r65g8kuw53e4z5hafvpjneh7vgzj6qtyrhtpcszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56uhlta3 All aboard the…<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/333/538/625/170/549/original/ecc1c13d392233b1.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-02T05:48:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz3devulzftf0qqh4fhwqx6qskr68euentdqkh03p2yu0jjke5pmqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56tuqv7p Can’t touch this.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/333/529/069/545/765/original/f7da03711e22bc68.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-02T05:46:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsytzvzg3u3hlwe7sq6yzjtk3c2hzpq3l7n5ue7xfsv29gqlmvmxhqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56ec535l That’s a big shopping cart.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/316/622/353/818/286/original/d8239d7693062bbb.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-30T06:06:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs047q98czy22fe7d7sd68pmac6hkh9w90uz52hswxfl6aa635j24qzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf563qwuqc Like cute fluffy Piranhas<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/310/875/018/922/176/original/16d6989494038f30.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-03-29T05:45:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszpyv2lyrm67ecak6flun5np827x665v568950xyjd9qcc0rr62gczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf568v8zlv And bees.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/299/806/753/993/558/original/619e87d364e12e55.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-27T06:50:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszk28y92jeeafzg4z3m363fdx6mlzxm30hzyututhn6yyxyz4eepgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56n4xk8p Snow drifting.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/299/791/096/212/696/original/e451c96ef3ae33bc.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-03-27T06:47:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0y3yz9uk370uujm93walhruq08j4yhvz2ccrgvtqu4pqy4h9el6gzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56nhtdxa Whose road is this? It’s…<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/271/494/229/796/480/original/ea41bb7189bb3d02.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-22T06:50:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrqwwx22cz8qlnpng6jxepjaqsagl6vgf39avlp4vhg84jzddn27czyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56j3vdj7 Relevant Experience.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/271/468/064/412/506/original/92aa9547ae6f6bfe.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-22T06:43:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf4kduf5wtnqj3cgd7zhgyeqat8m7m09860nv57txscr7ym2mn8vgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56h0pjpn This Michael Jackson wax figure looks like he’s worked 3 double shifts in a row.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/265/877/465/235/092/original/6565e83d0b9de172.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-21T07:01:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdc32pzjly3htt9zlf3drf7ghzqld2f7x0lsjtrcy4gyfmeys6rtszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56ssp7ah Right in the…<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/254/503/028/433/793/original/6cbb7d05df67c9ab.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-19T06:49:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrhcvekd294rf4lwpymzlt8f7klnhgz7yj9fanv89ra23k6lu88zqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf565klvkf Feeling of being watched.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/254/493/121/667/056/original/42a3091fba7691da.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-19T06:46:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfqprjaezq6en67vylmp2xwrtastmljn2gdhg2crxs69gspqkvaegzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56t9fd6m I mean, if you say so..<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/220/484/032/522/331/original/2b29a870d603231a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-13T06:37:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsddptry7vzs6aj5cke6j36h472tt9qrssq5lj3qdvh0y2p5mk4w4qzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56dae9r2 What did dachshunds do?<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/209/312/228/964/115/original/6e732b2fe2fdd7b8.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-11T07:16:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsze0sldquwmtns36p6rjdmndwj59erckudmshel2n2uk4g7w0t76qzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56t5yhv4 Louder!<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/180/910/777/910/070/original/aab385329dda9e7c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-06T06:53:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf55a55gq6s8pwczjqg8q95k2fjfrv8uus2k4vgyldc6fwkce0qfszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56d7d2fv Human pet bed in Lidl.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/180/900/632/529/554/original/b57ee63b4e6f1157.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-06T06:50:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs93jtmqdagfpmej4rm856rnrs4cee9uq8l2u8mw47ztj23m5lunmqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56f0z3tu Girlic<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/158/334/623/481/397/original/aa24c12282132fcd.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-02T07:12:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdh9ndjra4gpu54m0khsg9shfumner3z9uk878ag47vdk7rpz32hgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56aa347z I guess Hell froze over?<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/152/753/081/601/826/original/79054fcf892e971d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-01T07:32:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxkdndym8lmh5ewgrxw9rnlaj0cc9a7u49pveqn0d7cxn5hq9x2uczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf565fsp3y You know it’s bad when the lamps are protesting.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/141/283/097/995/599/original/58761d00c6a4ac4d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-27T06:55:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2pr4tu5uchzyga5terh5ecpnxx9wnslv3ehcez2wxf42zmymdarqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56rx8gy4 Security level: confusing.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/130/081/531/784/354/original/9fcff5973c3fffaf.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-25T07:27:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs03q9pt4vgtc4vl5trpt4msz2j987w20lpner8qjr424nmyjzgwvgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56xeulhp This is how a horse sits.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/124/339/439/386/475/original/276226d3371c3142.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-24T07:06:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgaeu4c3sevnplh6v2llh4z3wyuvwge9erx6xhegqyhnhuuc9fa6czyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf566swyu8 Whats the problem officer?<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/118/612/046/554/296/original/9c05bcc5d8c6060e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-23T06:50:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswcy807khhcdqrn3jus3ka3r8uzl494576zwus5tv6rfw8q9shexszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf564vjsgh Very unfortunate signage…<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/045/068/623/801/459/original/3cd941c03b28d65e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-10T07:07:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxtxw3t62r2hketfmx05yxcakc0l6qkt6ucfqx6dehlgg5qpv92qczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56wq3mru My options to print a receipt at the gas pump.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/039/308/850/488/640/original/6569ba31907b13d1.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-09T06:42:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyygrpwc0xckrxhwm64s06dta7gx03w0p8mf3d3cla6mkcy07fxgczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56t383k3 I think I’ll just stick with a wrist watch.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/028/207/938/652/854/original/83eeccab35c688bd.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-07T07:39:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspm6ksua5sp62r7w6xeda692zpcj49rqwkjswxd982j7awrw43csczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf5623lsgp One of my twix was naked.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/022/376/535/521/034/original/0b96ca672bb07055.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-06T06:56:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs96n0nr23538nvr97dw5ffza8wsdzr8qx2630j6rl5crs8nvw65mczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf563zjstd Best toad photo I ever found.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/011/461/887/262/863/original/bf6dd3fe40f766a0.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-04T08:40:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrdfs587r0klsltu9vxs49czy5sgafmjww2mmp9qpwqvehmruc0dczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56rga6rd The difference between other banks and us is that other banks are banks.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/011/427/126/543/182/original/4ca80d7b5a822718.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-04T08:31:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdmq4y7dtq5l8sumk3cstwgqk228fs3nuuk0wfaxrtn6v8hq709tczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56nhv9qk For the love of God please stop peeing in the toilet!<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/116/005/398/974/652/166/original/7de8cf0c9c59c64b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-03T06:58:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqrj5u9eljxwq5huxl95tp78d6frd0s3mza4qqsk60y7ncza5qmvgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56cwte7v Not parking, just dropping someone off.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/999/706/199/528/228/original/5f09f46593106598.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-02T06:50:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8t0y6p64yfmu7axj5jtaq2ccla2lmxlawust7qc6wl98ng074jlgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56ndyh9u Best I can give you is a hee haw.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/994/148/408/011/038/original/d687954a64716a22.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-01T07:17:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyyn8zs2l69yqs702y7mprgk32qjtt8lzfzw8s0rm96s9y8v4zxuczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56pvtttc But whose socks?<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/994/136/066/226/599/original/45595ea1ae255bb8.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-01T07:14:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqdj8jg26dmgssrd4ktp3et434ykre4rzy4y8l700hqcg2rzmj76czyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56637rpp My angry lunch.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/988/602/566/303/325/original/ea0c12a99c3ce218.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-31T07:47:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvkv9yy7p9fjwfrveqsem9emwrh3kx6uasn2vkszpu4j2cjzuqf3szyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56ga6u3q You can’t park there, mate.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/977/089/368/803/469/original/0e8747f427f3275e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-29T06:59:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdhsslyzyj78fp0p9fxmnuglf0drn2dn2u6z3x30gmdm23nem266szyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf567lrxcx Unusually straight banana.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/977/074/536/464/571/original/49919e430bd57ed3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-29T06:55:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr9vavl7zd0m4mc7u8ugt7cqnempjwseu39u6rmpkdnecsjq52csqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf563rt0fd I hope the cat won’t look like this.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/971/739/351/927/254/original/2dc51e50b1b0754d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-28T08:18:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0l68ykq9ueav66xm42wwv689srpdf5he45nd78elf07s0x7cj3uszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf5602h0kn An Amazon review for a food thermometer.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/971/684/434/137/822/original/62353b596ce8dd0f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-28T08:04:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9gt8rhekxf2wcj8yuwc8keujt5h3dyh326s57m07r4rhe5ml7wzgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56hn400u Bathroom of endless sinks.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/965/802/100/966/689/original/2926688272e44b13.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-27T07:08:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8w2s7msaa9dv5ezstw0rv6u5g8stpekydhs40eu0carq0rrlctkgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56gedkdw Be careful in Ottawa on Wednesday, furries are on their way!<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/965/763/128/667/441/original/b28e5ecf41cf3003.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-27T06:58:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs27ypr29p26xu9lekwg7ah04k35a79fd9at4465dcnp4205nmpdtszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56f7cq38 Must be a giant ass.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/954/665/231/516/884/original/7e655cff87453987.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-25T07:56:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd7tfeuyr8q5cdzykmmnavue20jap5920hauqxyeshcr8g45q25cqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56lap0sq Winter Break Hit Hard.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/949/142/721/177/541/original/0819a1e7093847cf.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-24T08:32:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8hp08p5qz9fvfuhhr6qkrn8x2ugssyk7uu23qkpyr0crr8wvz8lgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf560enuzd Not IKEA<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/937/420/363/060/108/original/549e26eb7c6e5b78.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-22T06:50:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspl2wv9vtpqedzagcghkvzmlat3jhdy4zc7489m5ftwqys68dl6xczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf567szkye Happy pickle!<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/937/402/738/035/312/original/b0ca479ebc45b12d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-22T06:46:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdhhs3ew8vc0yak2m7ja0ayue063plppaft9pdr2pglq5hm2gpltgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf5653q73r In case things go wrong with all the giant tools, I’ve got a backup<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/931/826/958/048/242/original/4b64b585ff967f9f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-21T07:08:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsta7z0kx5ts38jvm4s7w4xqlwlw8j2mpqjryf8zzj53v3pfr0zyjgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56fgjezt <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/931/807/838/589/111/original/bf7a2071db6d3e20.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-21T07:03:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvvw2w6t52rp3fjckqm54aadp4ryel54v4gtj0dm2ag0aj2jv8vjczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56dvzhcu Somewhere, someone is hopping.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/926/127/818/214/346/original/881086b41aa1d8a3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-20T06:58:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrn70l3zqj7pc2h78qxmjjuqv9xk94d2qlm6h308vm000k6yqanqczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56z6ddet Not to be dramatic but I think my soap has a prisoner.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/926/105/629/291/610/original/766f5644862f3f0a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-20T06:53:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv26vsakgc8qfm2ntxqy3gh9mnrml5hxdyht0eseps6x8me5apspgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56z2wmz6 Guys I found another way!<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/920/497/987/650/879/original/8b5b36dad28e46c0.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-19T07:07:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqsxpfksx7y5r0ljm6lekpw26rwrhd3r8y77xju9ljtlafwn2dezczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56954058 Thanks for clarifying.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/909/470/706/807/239/original/f59c8b18c1ac7519.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-17T08:22:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx72zdd55cm67fu2msujnlk3xkectmzw0spthzkpdzuvegjl4dl2szyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56vvhusv WTF!?<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/892/349/076/020/325/original/b542f006b0edbfa3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-14T07:48:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs08xrta6j9n02kxa8r9xs7vhwgqmyel45wn87eswwghhwkmdlspxczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56zzsfp9 Trendy sheep.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/880/827/395/128/396/original/a26914c3fcc8dd5b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-12T06:58:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswan973kk9xzlaqsagxzqavnrhpaeewprlk49z7l3h62xufeajamczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf567h9wqu Babysitting<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/875/527/671/175/407/original/ab1abde434e2a083.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-11T08:30:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0k9rvluzqn48f5faa5hahvynzjahjcxjsg2fm0x06uset2mc47yszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56p8nfxx Snowman for sale.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/852/457/680/934/591/original/88c3946f9702d55b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-07T06:43:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0t7a488083nvw706qrtpv3hwg7jacpjgysjurg802eqfhz6pys6czyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56sfr84g The recycling option at Subway.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/846/855/945/228/278/original/b771cf181f6dbecb.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-06T06:59:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs26ll76jaj9vpxa7hwqmy3sk3sa3dlkhrwh02fjlpmm8tq9h3pezczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56vqa3ct What’s the name of this tool?<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/846/830/507/720/731/original/a5d7558b0d0da575.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-06T06:52:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszakeucgk3kt3cwqcttsrc2y6m9shy72wgk3jgqh7yqwa7z4rmj0szyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56x7jj2w “I’m sure you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today”.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/841/145/484/472/288/original/7d4d236bb44f9d70.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-05T06:46:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw4cqrs38k5nd7fagxc6npr5psdd3rzxau7whrycxu4guuxurq3pgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf560u4eah In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszqlgdpswmaaredu3pdrzag5jdgzzprzztyy80xd8wdmu5h8zn6acr5tyqv'>nevent1q…tyqv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>yes 2026-01-04T20:37:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw6c8306h39m67fcqf5u4xec73m09ja5vst324whyexstqd5f6peszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf567qxa6n Congratulations, it’s a plastic toy.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/835/490/088/446/222/original/64fda81f8cdb6fd7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-04T06:49:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdrekhny86dr3xqztar0f7eeu6wjycgeyumar6wn8jyfannwekgmqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56cz9lhn Okay.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/830/044/173/809/540/original/38e108b30b3a1a03.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-03T07:43:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyyg2k3rph8ft985l96gmmuxeqk8vg8l895x6gnp3r4e63tra8tzgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56tlk7pd Ooh! Let’s eat here!<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/830/035/379/208/307/original/fa3a4298a360b138.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-03T07:41:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst8vg75fjfrc4wnk56wenrsg3m9lsg646djf6ldhwrlk60hhfn6uqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56v37qsa What I’ll be doing for the first few weeks<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/824/158/292/138/755/original/7c47f233569ff223.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-02T06:46:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszn0zf9azagcnd2hr3xmmzctlwyg24rgxg370rt9qllzqcavr8d6gzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56vnjg2u Hmmm<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/812/886/789/019/863/original/d4367edd0f465bf4.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-31T07:00:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8zf4l7mxnujtxnxvllxnrc7hdsxrdy65fluynq4qjrlv4m784urczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56yq9gk3 I need to invest in some socks myself.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/807/203/844/290/281/original/2cf83cc6775666ac.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-30T06:54:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstdx33wk5vr6t79lnn32qccs9g6hv6j4q8c46r3fad0ay0h3yk9zczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56gszn7a Aghhh!<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/801/594/450/192/833/original/4011993a40904a04.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-29T07:08:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxgc8avvprcr43ru2f77s37m35ew94hdpkwwegjjkju97atccv83qzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf569ddvh9 What do I do?<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/790/122/067/464/416/original/5c23e4a4143264f1.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-27T06:30:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0daffh6cfva9tfpt4eulrrahvhs6cfkkw0scskyr7pjwzuzrq0hqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56mc6xru Alternative medicine?<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/790/101/010/983/934/original/66cc0d7e9f17a695.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-27T06:25:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvex7cwu63twfx04t3xa0vsywtf3zry4pf0zh30lwkylee3afc7xgzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf569wfjrp Most satisfying thing you see today.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/778/977/671/066/695/original/700f31b918475a70.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-12-25T07:16:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvdqpy92mfulhwt5mha9xpwp2ax9ea40j90km08605fvrvcn9xcvczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56s3hnj4 <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/778/918/618/220/507/original/c387aaf93fea27f4.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-25T07:01:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrnjxucps77uc7zeu7y7cu2f20r7ehs7ylg56t9735yk8elafzewqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf568sx4vx Something to keep in mind.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/761/825/042/978/576/original/ff231a3c28d32943.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-22T06:34:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2cqzh4mxtf8jwly7pnend2g2tz8r3v0luwrtw6sdfjw9n02tarfszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56lgpfv8 I got mine for free.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/756/037/091/637/421/original/7f5d36320b5a51aa.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-21T06:02:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr9vcvdtap2n45f5mxk24zfu6yk0gz0cfh3jj4ygq9nuppphuxzlszyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56yzpy7h I bought some but now I can’t find it.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/755/995/412/206/134/original/f3aac00ffcf5b3a5.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-21T05:52:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvwaknfzwl5l29z0akwwfwz0gd8rvq363np5c06hg2cackpemln5szyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf5648j4cv Quality control indeed.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/744/973/780/030/984/original/521078e9336d45ef.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-19T07:09:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrphxw8zr3l2wyhuj800zxyyv4j3ethpl9976xvym6t8n2vz4qytqzyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56v94dvz Please send help...<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/744/956/755/913/102/original/c26642c53eb90a11.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-19T07:04:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2cx9z2fpdnqdf2f7kanep87ed9rym4nta8aaghcz7nc6957lrcmczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56z8rgma They censored his name.<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/115/722/379/377/012/330/original/a84de9ea46a6c732.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-15T07:23:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy8t86527vpu3xzw6a4vcg27prspk2xg29zemhzmnpdprzyc43gnczyzacwzvllt825nhqvadnrgwjds7w7qzxs6sqzlmm22wd6tngtpf56asyzpp Pooping arena.<br/> <img 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