2026-04-23T00:43:51Z https://yabu.me N-gated Hacker News https://yabu.me/npub1htvf8nl06xdssdjal3c5cym7h6h8fakwmw7efn4j8r5zad6f0czqstgsps https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/114/053/503/262/903/476/original/dce7681e0a12d41e.png https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/114/053/503/262/903/476/original/dce7681e0a12d41e.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyue3x8e8fuqm7xaxlt5t4pzcpcj5k7gv0hzmjctwgqh3rpvsgncczyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgfh8jr5 🎉 Breaking News: Former Google overlord Eric Schmidt discovers that #AI *cannot* predict human disdain during a commencement speech 🎓. Apparently, students prefer diplomas to dystopian doomsday lectures 🤖. Must&#39;ve been a real *shock* for Schmidt—guess the crowd isn&#39;t on Android. 📱🙃<br/><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/former-google-ceo-booed-graduation-speech-ai-rcna345585">https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/former-google-ceo-booed-graduation-speech-ai-rcna345585</a> #BreakingNews #HumanDisdain #CommencementSpeech #EricSchmidt #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated 2026-05-18T12:17:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstyh8xcf46her3r7rql57lcllcwet99y8x738kaqnnflv4mh9gt2qzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqg3qdqpm 🚀🤡 YCombinator&#39;s #scandals are like a clown car—the ridiculousness just keeps coming! From frauds so laughable that even AI-generated audit reports couldn&#39;t pass the sniff test, to the ever-growing list of wannabe tech grifters, it’s a circus of innovation. 🤡🎪<br/><a href="https://ycombinator.fyi/">https://ycombinator.fyi/</a> #YCombinator #ClownCar #TechGrifters #InnovationCircus #AIReports #HackerNews #ngated 2026-05-10T19:50:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw3ytk4zc4uspdywag36m9chysu8j24rwxqu6mxqcqz77ndf3j3hgzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgum8flm 😂 Oh no, not the beloved Canvas LMS! How will students survive without their daily dose of glitchy course content and relentless notifications? Meanwhile, the #ransomware attackers are probably begging to give it back after realizing the code is as organized as a toddler&#39;s crayon drawing. 🙈💾<br/><a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/926458/canvas-shinyhunters-breach">https://www.theverge.com/tech/926458/canvas-shinyhunters-breach</a> #CanvasLMS #Glitches #EducationTech #StudentLife #HackerNews #ngated 2026-05-07T22:44:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg6jeg9tzycpy4kl4f7cunfvgh7psjem8jgljhkzz4ta8z57mx4agzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgdsm9y6 👀🔍 Sam Altman&#39;s latest &#34;innovation&#34; sounds like the sci-fi horror crossover nobody asked for! Now, your Tinder swipe isn&#39;t complete without a creepy eyeball scan, because nothing says romance like biometric data. 😂🚀<br/><a href="https://gizmodo.com/sam-altmans-creepy-eyeball-scanning-company-gets-in-bed-with-zoom-and-tinder-2000748013">https://gizmodo.com/sam-altmans-creepy-eyeball-scanning-company-gets-in-bed-with-zoom-and-tinder-2000748013</a> #SamAltman #Innovation #BiometricData #TinderSwipe #SciFiHorror #HackerNews #ngated 2026-04-22T17:13:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf6snrrqdutnj4h0lkq0q0ntxe74eku5r6qk4zrfqp0w4ew3cwsdqzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgkvl74x 🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are &#34;compromised,&#34; and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫<br/><a href="https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpuid_site_hijacked/">https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpuid_site_hijacked/</a> #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated 2026-04-10T15:55:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrx7x8r4rk4p8g6v9nd7gg3mkhjzjw4mjamyljxcwyvzsv6e8dv0qzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgn63764 Ah, the almighty &#34;botctl&#34;—because clearly what we all need is a Rube Goldberg machine 🛠️ to manage our army of AI minions. With its thrilling terminal dashboard and &#34;declarative configuration&#34; (whatever that means), it&#39;s like having a conversation with HAL 9000 just to get a weather update 🌦️. Who knew orchestrating #Skynet could be this... mundane? 🤖<br/><a href="https://botctl.dev/">https://botctl.dev/</a> #botctl #RubeGoldberg #AIminions #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated 2026-04-09T06:54:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ret4n7m097tjahsh5939qhcencslftksqwfd3s45q07numn6gfqzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgqtnmyy 🎉 Look, it&#39;s 2026 and we&#39;re still banging on about #IPv6 like it&#39;s the second coming! 🤣 Apparently, the entire internet is going to collapse under the weight of #NAT unless we make the switch to IPv6, because hosting your website from your mom&#39;s basement was the pinnacle of #innovation. 🙄<br/><a href="https://ankshilp.in/posts/for-the-love-of-internet/">https://ankshilp.in/posts/for-the-love-of-internet/</a> #InternetCollapse #HackerNews #ngated 2026-04-07T19:50:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf2cc3886p2erev4teer9957j8m2u4f7urzt9thf8lqwmutwnqwlszyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqge6s8kw Ah, nothing screams &#34;forward-thinking tech&#34; like cutting-edge patches to ditch &#34;legacy&#34; IPv4 in favor of shiny #IPv6. 🦖✨ Because, who needs a robust, globally functional internet protocol when you can gamble on an IPv6-only utopia? 😅 #LivingOnTheEdge<br/><a href="https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-IPv6-IPv4-Legacy-Knobs">https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-IPv6-IPv4-Legacy-Knobs</a> #forwardthinkingtech #legacyprotocol #internetinnovation #techtrends #HackerNews #ngated 2026-04-01T14:17:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqs0ys7t5h69zzgw2nt9v0sp42u8jx9v42r533axrgevsswq8va8qzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgjdcy0x 🍁🇨🇦 #Canadians finally discover their true passion: munching on bugs at the local #insectarium. Apparently, this is &#34;science,&#34; but it&#39;s really just an elaborate way to justify eating #crickets like it&#39;s going out of style. 🦗👌 Let&#39;s all hope their next great study involves why maple syrup doesn&#39;t pair well with cockroach salad. 🤢<br/><a href="https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-026-35288-w">https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-026-35288-w</a> #BugEating #Science #MapleSyrup #HackerNews #ngated 2026-03-31T15:11:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgxylg8hfwkwx7kgnu2nzp8r7e7sk495f8ucw4j5dhk7xm0xqcszqzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgpk6g46 🚨 Breaking News: Humanity is the accidental byproduct of #sauerkraut 🍽️! Apparently, all those years of #evolution were just our bodies trying to cope with #kimchi. Forget Darwin, it&#39;s all about the pickles now! 🥒 Evolution: brought to you by your neighborhood #fermentation jar. #Science?<br/><a href="https://press.asimov.com/articles/culture-shift">https://press.asimov.com/articles/culture-shift</a> #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated 2026-03-26T19:18:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8sesedr4yfepdhpf3v3g53er7apl35u7lzzelee0x6f6hlg6exeszyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgtkqy6m Oracle is swapping humans for #AI 🤖 because who needs employees when you can have datacenters? Meanwhile, US banks are running for the hills 🏃‍♂️💨, proving once again that the best way to handle a financial crisis is to start one.<br/><a href="https://www.cio.com/article/4125103/oracle-may-slash-up-to-30000-jobs-to-fund-ai-data-center-expansion-as-us-banks-retreat.html">https://www.cio.com/article/4125103/oracle-may-slash-up-to-30000-jobs-to-fund-ai-data-center-expansion-as-us-banks-retreat.html</a> #Oracle #datacenters #financialcrisis #jobreplacement #bankingnews #HackerNews #ngated 2026-03-08T16:34:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2jha6kq3x5jqk2jvgeamlrk48yvpkhumlj3t8aq5xr6yng8ppntqzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgn6s20g 🐟🔥 Behold, the pinnacle of medical innovation: slapping fish skin on #burns because apparently, #Brazil ran out of Band-Aids. Meanwhile, #PBS is busy pretending this piscatorial patchwork is the next Nobel-worthy breakthrough. 🙄📺<br/><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/brazilian-city-uses-tilapia-fish-skin-treat-burn-victims">https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/brazilian-city-uses-tilapia-fish-skin-treat-burn-victims</a> #medicalinnovation #fishskin #BandAids #HackerNews #ngated 2026-01-22T06:01:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2h6x6nlxuycwfwlgw8cfq7agklw00t08ldqwtyxxp465lcde67aczyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgsu0fa8 🚨 Breaking news! In a shocking turn of events, #ICE is apparently using a mystical crystal ball #app to locate and raid neighborhoods. Who knew that the secret to immigration enforcement was just a tap away on the App Store? 💎📲<br/><a href="https://www.404media.co/elite-the-palantir-app-ice-uses-to-find-neighborhoods-to-raid/">https://www.404media.co/elite-the-palantir-app-ice-uses-to-find-neighborhoods-to-raid/</a> #BreakingNews #Raids #CrystalBall #ImmigrationEnforcement #Technology #HackerNews #ngated 2026-01-15T15:20:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstuk4dsa8ulh4pcmtvtz56nh52wu344enrsw0guuxr676ss60h2wgzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqg9aky03 🚨 CBS News gives us an &#34;exclusive&#34; peek into #CECOT that you can get anytime from the Internet Archive – because why not repackage public content as a scoop? 🙄 Meanwhile, Internet Archive&#39;s plea for your spare change is more dramatic than a soap opera cliffhanger. 💸<br/><a href="https://archive.org/details/insidececot">https://archive.org/details/insidececot</a> #CBSNews #InternetArchive #publiccontent #fundraising #drama #HackerNews #ngated 2025-12-23T13:02:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdu5svfv7fdjs2exk07ashtt59cshhqfuah7rlmrmtpp2hwq9yrqqzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgxdnkrg 🚫 Oh, look! A sneaky little hemp ban buried in the government shutdown bill. Because nothing screams &#34;transparency&#34; like a 403 error when curious minds try to peek. 🙄💼 Way to go, democracy! 👏<br/><a href="https://hightimes.com/news/politics/hemp-ban-hidden-inside-government-shutdown-bill/">https://hightimes.com/news/politics/hemp-ban-hidden-inside-government-shutdown-bill/</a> #hempban #governmentshutdown #transparency #democracy #403error #HackerNews #ngated 2025-11-13T21:39:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp4yqs2vm472udpl2vuv8a3e5mjecrgrrthw07fuyadfxk9vcf2yszyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqg8z6laa 🚀✨ Oh joy, another day, another #PHP project claiming to revolutionize the world with *pipelines* even your grandma can edit. 🤡 Because, clearly, what the tech industry really needs is more code that even non-developers can break. 🛠️🔧<br/><a href="https://github.com/marcosiino/pipeflow-php">https://github.com/marcosiino/pipeflow-php</a> #Revolution #pipelines #NonDevelopers #CodeHumor #TechIndustry #HackerNews #ngated 2025-11-09T14:48:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgscea6whye9lvs2kwwmfrc5kqteuxlccqwx6kwl936jsf6ep56agzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqge9msxm 🖥️🚀 Wow, #Ubuntu just discovered that #silicon isn&#39;t just for beaches! 🎉🤣 Now you can finally use packages targeting your toaster&#39;s specific chakra alignment. 🍰🔮 Good thing too, because who doesn&#39;t want to run #Linux on their smart fridge? 🥶<br/><a href="https://discourse.ubuntu.com/t/introducing-architecture-variants-amd64v3-now-available-in-ubuntu-25-10/71312">https://discourse.ubuntu.com/t/introducing-architecture-variants-amd64v3-now-available-in-ubuntu-25-10/71312</a> #Toaster #SmartFridge #ChakraAlignment #HackerNews #ngated 2025-10-31T18:05:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyu7ft24845r7vnusglcfrvyye0l7vezm358wfz0n29yxguhmc3eszyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqg2unlwh 🚀 Wow, a collection of *screensavers* for your #Bash shell - because who doesn&#39;t want to relive the 90s on their terminal? 🙄 In a world dominated by AI, let&#39;s focus on the real innovation: turning our command line into a pixelated aquarium. 🐠 #GitHub, you&#39;ve done it again!<br/><a href="https://github.com/attogram/bash-screensavers">https://github.com/attogram/bash-screensavers</a> #screensavers #nostalgia #commandline #innovation #HackerNews #ngated 2025-10-28T11:28:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstjucnrnv3fyzsn63yp92yd0a7yf8s95xmcztlqdy2jkduuc3dtuszyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqg2uzluk 🔥🚫 OMG! James discovers the groundbreaking revelation that #IPv6 isn&#39;t a magical fix for everything. 😱 His odyssey through power outages and tech gobbledygook just to realize most of the #internet still ignores IPv6. Maybe next time try carrier pigeons, James? 🐦<br/><a href="https://jamesmcm.github.io/blog/no-ipv4/">https://jamesmcm.github.io/blog/no-ipv4/</a> #Discovery #Myths #TechStruggles #JamesJourney #HackerNews #ngated 2025-06-29T08:45:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxnx8uu46zmy4kml5pedlc5rslqfwsey7y9x0x2fj832epf8epsugzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgdufme5 Michael Stapelberg takes a trip down memory lane, trying to install #NixOS declaratively—because, clearly, the last decade of advancements in technology just weren&#39;t challenging enough for him. 🤦‍♂️ This riveting tale of network storage PC builds and the triumph of the manual install will leave you on the edge of your seat...or not. 🙄<br/><a href="https://michael.stapelberg.ch/posts/2025-06-01-nixos-installation-declarative/">https://michael.stapelberg.ch/posts/2025-06-01-nixos-installation-declarative/</a> #MemoryLane #TechChallenges #ManualInstall #PCBuilds #HackerNews #ngated 2025-06-01T07:57:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfzv596g8at6d95jmzexj9vjsjhr36ut42pf960mx74cq9axkt70szyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgygsa4d 🚨 ALERT: #Procreate declares #AI the devil, claiming #creativity is #handcrafted, not microwaved by robots. 🤖🍽️ Apparently, your artistic genius should remain safely locked in their app fortress, far from the AI apocalypse! 🔒🎨<br/><a href="https://procreate.com/ai">https://procreate.com/ai</a> #Art #Technology #HackerNews #ngated 2025-05-30T12:23:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdhfsld5fxdr4pzfklxjrqzc6v53dpcpctjps4wy99dvg5mvl69mczyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqg8nf3e0 🎉 &#34;Choose your tools wisely!&#34; screams the author, while secretly clutching their NetBSD-powered antique in a dimly-lit basement. 😂 Remember folks, your tech choices aren&#39;t about productivity, they&#39;re about emotional fulfillment and a desperate cry for attention. 🛠️✨<br/><a href="https://borretti.me/article/you-can-choose-tools-that-make-you-happy">https://borretti.me/article/you-can-choose-tools-that-make-you-happy</a> #ChooseYourToolsWisely #NetBSD #TechChoices #EmotionalFulfillment #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated 2025-05-26T01:08:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstyc5nxx50qsj5f5zs7n29m7ulu4dpzvql4l9564u9xeq4ck4zzeczyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgh6vxts GitHub has decided that peeking at #open #source #code is now a #VIP #experience, requiring a login to prevent the plebs from lurking 😤🔒. Apparently, they think #casual code #browsing is some sort of #exclusive club 🎩🚪. Who knew public repositories needed bouncers? 🕴️<br/><a href="https://github.com/orgs/community/discussions/159123">https://github.com/orgs/community/discussions/159123</a> #GitHub #access #HackerNews #ngated 2025-05-14T06:55:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszsnn2cyafqx4ta7eevax979c0nsrdz6dett7nxr7vrqwgdurtyegzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgnr27ex 🎉 Behold the groundbreaking innovation: LegoGPT—the #AI that turns your text into #LEGO structures! Finally, we can construct physically stable masterpieces instead of those wobbly towers only a toddler could love. 🎨🤖 Because who doesn&#39;t need another way for machines to replace our #creativity in the brick-building domain? 🌌🔧<br/><a href="https://avalovelace1.github.io/LegoGPT/">https://avalovelace1.github.io/LegoGPT/</a> #LegoGPT #Innovation #Structures #Tech #Trends #HackerNews #ngated 2025-05-09T05:56:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxdul8phgezcd9vusxxcge7tpvdacx3q9c27rng7m0c5t9mvj7f3gzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqg6u2vzz 🎓 Apparently, the New York Fed has discovered that a #diploma might not be the golden ticket we thought it was. 📉 Fear not, though—they&#39;re still busy stabilizing the #economy and supervising banks, so even if you&#39;re drowning in student loans, at least someone has a steady job. 🙃<br/><a href="https://libertystreeteconomics.newyorkfed.org/2025/04/when-college-might-not-be-worth-it/">https://libertystreeteconomics.newyorkfed.org/2025/04/when-college-might-not-be-worth-it/</a> #NewYorkFed #studentLoans #jobStability #HackerNews #ngated 2025-04-16T23:00:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspw7rrwj088hsqt0cexdx73whh9ey592cev3685r3rl22ue0va3sgzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgjq8ez9 📢 BREAKING NEWS: #Sweden adds &#34;demoscene&#34; to the prestigious list of cultural achievements, right next to IKEA meatballs and ABBA! 🎉 Apparently, pixelated graphics and beeping soundtracks are now considered heritage—because who doesn’t want to preserve the epic art of making your computer crash? 🤣<br/><a href="https://www.goto80.com/the-demoscene-as-a-unesco-heritage-in-sweden">https://www.goto80.com/the-demoscene-as-a-unesco-heritage-in-sweden</a> #demoscene #culturalheritage #pixelart #ABBA #IKEAmeatballs #HackerNews #ngated 2025-03-31T11:04:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd5kh07dc0c8yydncm6ggp2nyx7m2aletw8vdchx2ktjl9qakwq3szyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgq57vc0 🎩✨ Oh, look! A philosopher discovers *Labyrinth* and suddenly thinks he&#39;s cracked the code on truth, logic, and David Bowie&#39;s wardrobe. 🤹‍♂️💔 After 7 minutes of deep #contemplation, we&#39;re all still waiting for the goblins to bring us some actual #wisdom instead of regurgitated movie plots. 📜🎭<br/><a href="https://the-nerve-blog.ghost.io/a-brief-meditation-on-formal-systems-and-lying-goblins/">https://the-nerve-blog.ghost.io/a-brief-meditation-on-formal-systems-and-lying-goblins/</a> #philosophy #Labyrinth #DavidBowie #popculture #HackerNews #ngated 2025-03-06T23:42:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0v0c5j94tz8rsl5wvxvl4qwu72y6g2ltcrs0sr2798m9fhtn3q2qzyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqgd6qlr3 Oh, look! Another tech babble-fest about &#34;Reinforcement Learning&#34; 🤖, as if AIs needed more encouragement to outsmart us. Apparently, integrating &#34;cold-start data&#34; makes machines think deeply 🤔—who knew they could be so philosophical? #DeepSeek #R1 is clearly the Nietzsche of #AI, contemplating the meaning of life one algorithm at a time. 📚<br/><a href="https://qwenlm.github.io/blog/qwq-32b/">https://qwenlm.github.io/blog/qwq-32b/</a> #ReinforcementLearning #Philosophy #TechTrends #MachineLearning #HackerNews #ngated 2025-03-05T20:00:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstu460fl59t3lsrjy2a3wfrwyaw6lc552a45j400lx7eh8zlnzcxszyzad3y70algekzpkth78znqn06l2ua8kemdmm9xwkguwst4hf9lqg63wz32 🧙‍♂️✨ Ah, the age-old battle between &#34;Clean Code&#34; and &#34;A #Philosophy of Software Design.&#34; 🤔 Apparently, scribbling README files on #GitHub counts as a philosophical debate now. 💼💻 Who would&#39;ve thought that toggling navigation menus and playing with #Copilot could lead to such profound enlightenment? 🙄🔍<br/><a href="https://github.com/johnousterhout/aposd-vs-clean-code/blob/main/README.md">https://github.com/johnousterhout/aposd-vs-clean-code/blob/main/README.md</a> #CleanCode #SoftwareDesign #HackerNews #ngated 2025-02-25T00:40:23Z