2026-05-24T09:37:45Z https://yabu.me Dad Jokes https://yabu.me/npub1hrqk7y3jhuxcjcgspdxpmaywak8kc79myqhv56redld4fd07cl5sxlcvqv https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/111/663/291/757/313/773/original/8ee23adc013175d2.png https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/111/663/291/757/313/773/original/8ee23adc013175d2.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrx2790hym84z3cj4xyna6mryxv72rslrsxdltye0anredqlr653czyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7jsgx6a9 Animal Fact #25: Most bobcats are not named bob.<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2025-09-20T05:51:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsppgf2yppalr36r8dewav80p560f9v5slj3yfe9u9s49nj2f3yp6qzyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7j429c0x It reads “Small medium at large.”<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2025-09-13T19:41:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqyh3jg5fqqy7u9ws524fz6wkx85rrx28xwzkd0zextxe7eqjr6vczyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7j7yl2fs Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2025-09-07T21:51:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspjvcq0kxqg3g8cc4z0eh7469csswr0ppr2wh35a0h4khjs797x6szyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7jm0qzj9 It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2025-06-02T18:51:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg8w8q6me34yreky57kdvs7gumle5jtmn4snun3fzvf9n3ms5xs5gzyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7jc0uedp It&#39;s difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2025-04-05T17:11:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx3v7vdnw40xnsjqp6zpu7uyce26ghkyp7m00rqz2v6s2nv7gqurczyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7j9qaqr5 The second one.<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2025-02-08T23:01:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyzvwdmzqhwxc26h8h2z6ywqw0nj2lxgdc0c33j7ffungptd96j8gzyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7jhevelx All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2025-01-03T17:23:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsga5myjce2mpk83qtgturtd07nrq0z0yc8mqpftn28hefyj6anxtgzyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7jkpxpgm Matt.<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2024-12-13T03:23:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd0cagz3ym8k4uf9q5cp7tddnukvssnecmnhc36u45jxct3j2xg7qzyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7j9rewh9 I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2024-12-01T20:03:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxxjq357gnf5ygxj664kkpc5rmwxtalu26rdzf5k5478d4h9c6ztqzyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7jl83sa7 The plot thickens.<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2024-11-17T10:43:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrchzajy5ee6sfhyxfanv2vh97fp3tcprfpwy2382alwxlczg3d4gzyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7jhsua24 You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2024-10-29T10:23:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgw0zsuwmmhwu8d5qvx6lkqa2gm9x3uxq3uvggruu9du36cdvhlwczyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7jlh9usz I invented a new word! Plagiarism!<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2024-10-25T20:03:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0k2g2z8j5atd0w237va5x7yv0e9th3xmuz7e20yau8a6k0ltlndqzyzuvzmcjx2lsmztpzq95c8053mkc7mrchvszajng09hak494lmr7jqkw6w3 People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.<br/><br/>#DadJoke #DadJokes 2024-10-17T08:34:10Z