2026-04-13T07:59:47Z https://yabu.me Pepijn https://yabu.me/npub1gl608grtma6dvzh5aja2wjlurlurhprc55pjdw3pxg5r9s7xfpqq0vklmr https://files.mastodon.online/accounts/avatars/108/195/206/593/034/058/original/f54f94b2f34b83a8.jpeg https://files.mastodon.online/accounts/avatars/108/195/206/593/034/058/original/f54f94b2f34b83a8.jpeg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqxvxwrxa2tvd4fm5u9g4emsuyq243llvx5nssuddnculfntsll2czyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqt0vkk4 For some god-awfully dumb sycophantic reason both Danish and Dutch news today report on the &#34;extremely high gas prizes in the USA&#34;.<br/><br/>Just for context. Petrol in the USA is currently just a bit over one euro per liter.<br/><br/>Our glaciers are melting.<br/><br/>#environment #news #politics #USA 2026-04-01T06:28:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrvl06xzz84zhrkmlwppmpgct6dxa2l6tj79xerqrcqq2f7csugzgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqf87yue Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.<br/><br/>While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.<br/><br/>Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.<br/><br/>My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.<br/><br/>🏇 🐎 🐴 <br/><br/>Have you sat on a horse?<br/><br/>Please boost for scientific accuracy. 2026-03-17T19:14:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsythuffz4v3xfen9rzj8zzd7xh2frm5kvg8rgpngpx6ty4k7z0zyszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqnemq6l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszm4wff7pqj2nzj5qdt6m5y9m4aqk479vzm23750fdkp9w6l3llcq9pgeu7'>nevent1q…geu7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That is one hell of a dystopian cat.<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1m96e7ycmmaz4ah7s8exw7x6vmumuccr0p9dxea64e5je89ty2yjsweag4y" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>European Commission</span> (<span class="italic">npub1m96…ag4y</span>)</a></span> 2026-03-10T10:03:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9tyxzte4r22d66mmxenzk4yap56x38yllk8ew3dpr5kk8wpduy2qzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqway5ys It&#39;s fricking depressing how a lot of leftist and liberal Americans spend more time being upset about their elected king not taking off his hat during a funeral than their country making school shootings an export product. 2026-03-10T07:01:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs999ska99yfcx55939d90ur2kdd4ljyjqn9ky63wgc2qrk82g9wxczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyquxad9a AGE VERIFICATION:<br/><br/>Did you, at any point in your life, consider this gif of a dancing baby* to be &#39;kinda neat&#39; or even &#39;cool&#39;?<br/><br/>If yes: you&#39;re old enough.<br/><br/>*<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ</a><br/><br/>#AgeVerification #Persona<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/114/006/854/205/875/original/7c95bdda404c389c.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-02-22T11:22:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy5hv7quukw587ahpv80q368zxzpctw40u8zzxg3ja4seemyz9jeqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyquw6t9z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2sdvnz37chasrg0prl0k7e5ujurlp4hkmkzdkla37aznv88cthec4tsf0f'>nevent1q…sf0f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ooooh. An XXL #science set for &#34;reliving evolution&#34;<br/><br/>It&#39;s science doc, but not as we know it.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/990/241/730/517/969/original/8f32082bc453832a.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-31T14:44:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2sdvnz37chasrg0prl0k7e5ujurlp4hkmkzdkla37aznv88ctheczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq26vcuy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs06murd5eejgf6s4s828tzq6p647kw22enrtf9aszclqnhj2kjrhc7wn756'>nevent1q…n756</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We&#39;re in Danish LIDL again.<br/><br/>Somehow every single product with an America flag on it is discounted.<br/><br/>Lady behind me &#34;hell will freeze over before I buy wine with an American flag.&#34;<br/><br/>Her husband &#34;it&#39;s a good price though &#34;<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/990/224/943/933/714/original/0e64af710076afea.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-31T14:41:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrew6a5tzh64qcej56ufpkfr0r0d6zvx9wx2y038szade4vsnqhlgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqzurpfu We built places.<br/>They built platforms.<br/><br/>People became users.<br/>Users became data.<br/>Data became profit.<br/><br/>Speech became content.<br/><br/>Interchangeable grains<br/>in TheirSpace,<br/>sorted by rules we cannot see,<br/>by people we will never meet.<br/><br/>Invisible rules from invisible rulers. <br/><br/>Connection is no longer the goal.<br/>Extraction is. 2026-01-30T18:09:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgn398mwe4jmku3wje2v4dvchq03gkhzt49sp5lhkcawfhhhuwz3qzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqmzn54f &#34;Together they solve* crime&#34;<br/><br/>(*cause, this is basically a hit-and-run on the dogfood storage)<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/983/925/764/304/831/original/3d634f2650c12acf.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-30T12:01:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdym2et37nwyqtfsecrv34rwda3a6rcnnsvr2k85drntajpsd372qzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqfv2z6a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvnyf44dk0vq60het7frfsehupngn45v4umv4dn2mdzkfu57ah8gg74hxlf'>nevent1q…hxlf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>EN: I&#39;d love to be part of a Danish / European group doing cooperative self-hosting for key online stuff:<br/><br/> - email<br/> - notes<br/> - calendar<br/><br/>Optionally:<br/><br/> - document cloud with text editor / spreadsheet collaboration tools<br/><br/> - small public facing website space (to run a blog, share some html pages. I wouldn&#39;t even need PHP or something)<br/><br/>I clearly (<a href="https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115963117610569220">https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115963117610569220</a>) shouldn&#39;t be in charge of the technical stuff but am happy to participate otherwise.<br/><br/>Any suggestions?<br/><br/>#europeanalternatives 2026-01-27T08:55:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvnyf44dk0vq60het7frfsehupngn45v4umv4dn2mdzkfu57ah8ggzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqky6s25 I 2025 talte nogle her om at oprette en dansk (eller regional) IT-tjeneste i kooperativstil, der kunne levere e-mail, noter og kalender.<br/><br/>Derudover måske simple, samarbejdsbaserede tekstredigeringsværktøjer, file storage og et sted til en lille offentlig website.<br/><br/>Er det stadig noget, folk tænker på? Eller måske er det der, og jeg har overset det? 🙂<br/><br/>#DanskerTrut #DanmarkSkifter 2026-01-27T07:44:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9a2svahdpsq4t5sh9vdkzuu58qhg2rujwpg9fva4wct69jfs44xqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqrwn8zt Goodmorning!<br/><br/>In December we got toddler a little cargo bike. Since then every morning when we arrive in our utility room they carefully carry their bottle to the little bike, place it, and drive around.<br/><br/>When we&#39;re ready to leave they cheerfully get up and move to be the cargo of the full sized cargo bike.<br/><br/>It melts my heart every single time.<br/><br/>Anyway. Here&#39;s to hoping you find something to melt your heart this week! 🙂<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/960/161/497/433/312/original/90be0fb1cbfec864.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-26T07:20:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvqkp885jwg5zc6w5fm5wswqvf25flksz257csuk8f55ce2jm09wszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqqg4t4g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyxuruypyeynlzw7sdckj92uh5tz8jlt963e8zra2m9u8u0kyzuvs6dux2z'>nevent1q…ux2z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Just curious. It&#39;s been nearly a century of holding that annual festival. Was it a long time before that when these people actually moved countries? 2026-01-20T21:05:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq87l4wsh2ulhyfefw9rvgnpeu7ad0s90vsw93eme2989y0qx7d9gzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqr44mp2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsghx67xf8s96hf88ltjatsdlygan8jcmq5u647pazvucwyp96xr2ce4hr7p'>nevent1q…hr7p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s been a pretty good aurora for about two hours. Nice red and green patches looking north-ish. At times a minute or two of very bright columns.<br/><br/>And then about 40 minutes ago..<br/><br/>..the sky just exploded and became a bright green dome. As if everything around us was engulfed in a green fog. Its brightness dimmed stars. A couple of very bright waves or streaks (like a toddler with a fatty green crayon) even cast shadows.<br/><br/>#aurora #northernlights #denmark<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/923/958/579/797/055/original/2bcb96e02fb08316.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/923/990/126/799/211/original/d4f4e7bcbb281193.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/923/993/254/104/796/original/90121711f8747642.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-19T21:59:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsghx67xf8s96hf88ltjatsdlygan8jcmq5u647pazvucwyp96xr2czyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqdaw7j8 The #aurora right now is amazing. It&#39;s like a 360 degrees green and red fog. <br/><br/>Go outside if you can :-) <br/><br/>#denmark #northernlights 2026-01-19T21:38:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgggm4kdepthecwj32ggn3qzgudcdpm60vux0me8mltulfcv8grugzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqjh3lwp Quick! It&#39;s nine in the morning. The Americans are asleep. Let&#39;s get in some productive hours without existential dread! 2026-01-19T08:05:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspu4ex6jsk4wvu7kr2tpcllaegzjcn3mvy2m9gshd632w5l4xwdmgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqkkrjcr Positive #news:<br/><br/>This month the High Seas Treaty entered into force!<br/><br/>It&#39;s a legally binding instrument for the conservation of marine biological diversity in international waters.<br/><br/>It has the potential to truly create conservation measures (marine protected areas) on the high seas.<br/><br/>It&#39;s a work of decades. As an intern with GP ~2000 I remember using GIS to create a global mockup of protected areas and wondering if it would ever happen.<br/><br/>Anyway. Happy 😃<br/><br/><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Seas_Treaty">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Seas_Treaty</a><br/><br/>#oceans #nature 2026-01-18T08:48:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0349pz9xp329gkxuzsrwswlzg7n3gykhvutpssk4vmfxn09u9laqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqfre564 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8f7kknctta5mqjgqsvp3thdwj2kgvs2trg0tdk2sph3qs3rugpnq00jftn'>nevent1q…jftn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Each day German rail carries about the same number of passengers Canadian rail does in a year though :-) And with a better punctuality. <br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1272ny9m0m0p72ewwtc7ch9cxr2ruymy93tfafeh2cv9hta67wrzqa9n6hc" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Sternwarte Vach (Andy)</span> (<span class="italic">npub1272…n6hc</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1pnwtdswlpw9faumzkgtxdpf2xq7kses2r6ycm73hkht92v090mcqf8qhcz" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Emil Jacobs - Collectifission</span> (<span class="italic">npub1pnw…qhcz</span>)</a></span> 2026-01-12T08:23:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfykmzehpaj0zxjlvvd7q2x0j2xm7dwgurne9gv7fm4k94tfkl9jgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqauv8w3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxfkq8cl8a00ymekz4el0epjmx44lpp7fl8wgdxp86tyceyv0x7ngn87293'>nevent1q…7293</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What about the ones with one and five stabby ends? 2026-01-11T14:43:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw7l06wn9dyrtqzvak5yjy6ydjhj6rsagaggzc0dddsjkv2n2j28szyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqv9vhvv Huh. Lots of new people here from something called #forkiverse.<br/><br/>Welcome forkpeople?<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/876/441/509/948/288/original/32c596deb1923abd.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-11T12:24:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs06murd5eejgf6s4s828tzq6p647kw22enrtf9aszclqnhj2kjrhczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqdwzdg0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9jjkz6490vnusz6lmlzr7xpzmun3hur7046fy2r8zez5x7zx8j3cyrdyuv'>nevent1q…dyuv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It comes with excellent adhesion (just not in that corner) and lasting protection for all four fingers.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/870/750/884/871/775/original/72410dc32eea6207.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-10T12:16:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9jjkz6490vnusz6lmlzr7xpzmun3hur7046fy2r8zez5x7zx8j3czyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqsh2esp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv0du0x4ftdx0um5mv7dywwmctvehyg8x4dm5snwlr5aa2fcz2hsgrr2jmh'>nevent1q…2jmh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Here in the Kingdom of Denmark we have a special spray against Dutch tourists named Marten (<a href="https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marten_(naam)">https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marten_(naam)</a>)<br/><br/>Anti-Marten Spray.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/870/392/916/981/037/original/7a80867ba44a3ba8.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-10T10:45:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv0du0x4ftdx0um5mv7dywwmctvehyg8x4dm5snwlr5aa2fcz2hsgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq599lxf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstt5nuz7hhqulnxtnxjs9vaulvfpmwp3kwajjr0t7y9hx4u77j2pcw05rs8'>nevent1q…5rs8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Car organiser&#34;. Attaches &#34;safely to the middle seat belt&#34; so your child can then loosely store a wooden box and pencils in it, making sure everyone in the car will be bombarded with them in a car accident.<br/><br/>Great advertising.<br/><br/>At LIDL btw.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/870/359/740/238/640/original/e9326d6f34a9917e.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-10T10:38:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstt5nuz7hhqulnxtnxjs9vaulvfpmwp3kwajjr0t7y9hx4u77j2pczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqzc95kf Yeah yeah WD40. So does my dog after eating wild berries and you don&#39;t see me cheerfully advertising that.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/870/330/987/019/676/original/dc219d3fbb3f68a4.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-10T10:29:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrh60yre3lq0w80jsnm0w8yyaxaussr3u4pyf69pkwm0fpjlhaqcczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq2a75ta In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvjk22ufq8e6llev5aehezvtwvzm6ahu3hfzpvny4mcpw3vz05rfgpjuln3'>nevent1q…uln3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Well, you certainly delivered on that promise from earlier today!<br/><br/>I&#39;ll keep on eye out for a used copy of the book. For now I&#39;ve gone through the list and only read about ten of them. So there&#39;s easily a couple of dozen appealing ones to go. Super :) 2026-01-08T19:26:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8en8zn9nxn33mtcs92y248rxg8gvndq322379td4kyz3rxres6cczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq3k5rja Huh. Right at midnight the Danish electricity tax dropped to basically zero. Instantly dropping the price of electricity by 0.12 euro per kWh.<br/><br/>It&#39;ll be interesting to see if this has a behavioral effect.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/819/320/406/925/142/original/09d73c3b9ce065af.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-01T10:20:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv0c3em97kvydeu2klhhp5mcyfle973r6jczk8jm57yw7p9m2828czyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqcxrn60 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrx06repgg0j95p42xn0nsgnexuzrg87nkfe29rfnm95a5wv34d3sejah27'>nevent1q…ah27</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Which makes me wonder: I can&#39;t be the only one who since the covid lockdowns has the urge to check the news when someone is asking for a sourdough starter? 2025-12-31T22:04:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrx06repgg0j95p42xn0nsgnexuzrg87nkfe29rfnm95a5wv34d3szyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqvtnknx 59 min to go. At least we won&#39;t have something called covid-25.<br/><br/>edit: #covid19 reality in the comments..<br/><br/>edit2: #measles25 in the comments as well.. 2025-12-31T22:01:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvmrrk85rdn3eg6d2u8xpzzjdf7m675jptcvdvvd5h7sfusphul4czyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqcvx2lx ❤️ to everyone who just wants to sleep, peacefully listen to some music or wants to cuddle with their pet tonight. 2025-12-31T20:46:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8ttt4lmjljhkadfljwuyr4l7pykynma6evzek6z0df9hykv2ylwqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq6d638r #parenting question for when our kid turns three and a bit:<br/><br/>do we celebrate our kids single ever #pi anniversary as a full day, or on a very specific moment on that day? 2025-12-27T22:22:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr7wm5t948gx79z6nc7ju6h6u7xr2jcpm0cj26m80wt0y3dduzmfgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqm02ykg You know how years ago it seemed everyone was playing #sudoku during bits of &#34;off time&#34;? And these days it seems everyone is #knitting?<br/><br/>It got me curious and made me wonder: Is knitting more populair than sudoku?<br/><br/>As I regularly travel by train this seemed a good setting to investigate this question.<br/><br/>For about half a year (jun25-dec25) I collected data during train journeys (methodology &amp; data disclosure in the thread).<br/><br/>I now have an answer. -&gt;<br/><br/>#SciComm #citizenScience #dorkScience #trains 2025-12-17T08:29:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8dj9d98auf7mdwf2fuj8w436fks2ejtr8ql2nm2zn7rue09cm3fczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq4ucel6 As the little Hobbit is sick at home we&#39;re doing a little art project. Education doesn&#39;t stop for no stomach bug though! So we&#39;re also learning about ethics 🙂<br/><br/>Theme: racist uncle is bribed by football. We&#39;re having fun.<br/><br/>#fifa #ethics #trump<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/688/849/505/952/813/original/27ee7573e3ed7f11.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-09T09:20:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ha6f4xe84j43sxjsc4260drpcfw4xllzeuhm0fxzf6rxaqyxdkczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqx7g400 Oh ffs. Danish already had Æ, Ø and Å. And now they&#39;ve added UA.<br/><br/>How do I even pronounce that?!<br/><br/>#dansk #language<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/672/974/644/682/186/original/66e4b1d0abc4a3db.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-06T13:59:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvh89luym42jrte2mxp05t5rxhu0gv8tjyg7thklaeqs0c4m40f7czyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqxesa2h Trolley problem with toddler. Let&#39;s see how this goes.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/665/685/948/249/857/original/a424a54ffdf13eeb.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-05T07:06:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs02js7xwndlfyg4tz6fplps4untw7kqqrl4m8en2u5q0x4mm37d0czyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqdvnu62 Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.<br/><br/>While talking to a colleague it came up that they have never sat on a cow. Like, not even once in their childhood.<br/><br/>Another colleague listening in admitted they also have never sat on a cow.<br/><br/>My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a cow.<br/><br/>🐃 🐄 🐮<br/><br/>Have you sat on a cow?<br/><br/>Please boost for scientific accuracy. 2025-12-01T18:51:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0r3afyjzssygnme6yl0ndmpaaedmk4hzt8nhtr2vvw4v2zddcekqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq2xjlda In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0vkf0j77l3xztklscq0h9er9wf4mkq80frezhhdcrpp7kngl7x4cndnuzm'>nevent1q…nuzm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Many years ago I stumbled upon Forester&#39;s book in the (Dutch) library and got tricked into reading, thinking it to be a scientific introduction to traffic management etc.<br/><br/>I remember my confusion when the first chapters started not by describing the actual world, but by defining &#34;real cyclists&#34; and &#34;real bicycles&#34;. While I finished the policy sections of the book it ended up being a lesson about the dangers of zealotism.<br/><br/>Interesting. Would not read again.<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1z7xtq2j2202tfpxl7cmfmac4n45gv6tuyuwjdcfu0gyc58jxek9qc6q5jf" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Not Just Bikes 🇳🇱</span> (<span class="italic">npub1z7x…q5jf</span>)</a></span> 2025-12-01T09:29:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8phde0zzptuk8axdsr2he35k7wx0nl6cayjw55ysykxryz8dwuuszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqmkv8dx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8g7tjndnv0pk5lj7xnuv7t7xlkv5cad23x74hx0gjtk4e273j6vsvd8k7q'>nevent1q…8k7q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Now here&#39;s a fun thing many people don&#39;t know about #Holland. Due to the ever rising popularity of #cycling, gas stations all over the country have been converted into bicycle repair and rental shops. Here&#39;s the one in Hoevelaken.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/545/497/183/536/original/f48987ad2f0e04b2.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T20:27:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8g7tjndnv0pk5lj7xnuv7t7xlkv5cad23x74hx0gjtk4e273j6vszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq4znwte In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrylxzgwve5hvcaet4wumtvfkajac8jh5yd9k7ntnq7v22k9637rsqvlvgh'>nevent1q…lvgh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Quick reminder. Hoevelaken is not just any town. They have a passion for quality. Discover it!<br/><br/>And that&#39;s what this thread is all about.<br/><br/>#amazing #quality<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/533/364/135/076/original/731c5224965a0c4c.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T20:23:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrylxzgwve5hvcaet4wumtvfkajac8jh5yd9k7ntnq7v22k9637rszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqm9qayp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrr6dlykda52zaqvqnftj6n42l8gev49tst3e43p5k99dlxz8k6ycnhwkdy'>nevent1q…wkdy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>People of Hoevelaken love putting items in dedicated boxes. #Dog poop goes here.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/524/028/819/262/original/b727a6976148ae9b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T20:20:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrr6dlykda52zaqvqnftj6n42l8gev49tst3e43p5k99dlxz8k6yczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqmerk84 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf37cw5nx3mq9e3wpyjth8j7hy84jekf7a23y4petx56whcmx9wcqrmedyd'>nevent1q…edyd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The leaf box is close to this excellent #sequoia, a tree famous for being an evergreen.<br/><br/>I like this tree.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/511/574/233/320/original/f896160aee7fa4c4.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T20:17:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf37cw5nx3mq9e3wpyjth8j7hy84jekf7a23y4petx56whcmx9wcqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqcg4dhx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq372c869lnempfng42724avm96f85danw27q6t4e3cjfd25fwalqhwlh0w'>nevent1q…lh0w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That said, Hoevelaken cares about #nature. Here&#39;s a box for leaves (ONLY LEAVES).<br/><br/>Yes. &#39;Cause you don&#39;t want stray leaves.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/504/295/820/708/original/55d8f031a6e7b66b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T20:15:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq372c869lnempfng42724avm96f85danw27q6t4e3cjfd25fwalqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqv3vstg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyejdjmr3tvj0slpetvag9qfmw6w20r073fn9mrdtsed24vn34umcytgzqz'>nevent1q…gzqz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Now. Not to be negative but Hoevelaken also has its dark side. Due to, what I assume, the high population density some of its inhabitants just have to park on the sidewalk.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/496/024/263/882/original/e21a16dfb0f3f078.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T20:14:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyejdjmr3tvj0slpetvag9qfmw6w20r073fn9mrdtsed24vn34umczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqe369tk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf5k5tyd5pr2ed2wxfuc5z79asv09sv2en6hc7x4896tqukm9dd9s9kllu8'>nevent1q…llu8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Outside the mobility scooter store we discover something exciting: no war on #xmas in Hoevelaken! What an exciting and festive pumpkin! 🎃<br/><br/>edit: oh,.. it was pointed out this might be an exciting and festive halloween pumpkin. So data on whether there&#39;s a war on #christmas in Hoevelaken is inconclusive.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/492/201/948/107/original/0361d518a1e8b475.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T20:11:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf5k5tyd5pr2ed2wxfuc5z79asv09sv2en6hc7x4896tqukm9dd9szyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq3fqygn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx5cv22rt773ukt7ghxezuv6q43xy40a654rctgrs76eee564utys5y8e5v'>nevent1q…8e5v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hoevelaken cares about its less mobile citizens. That&#39;s why there&#39;s a mobility scooter store right in the center.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/480/605/120/299/original/8932116208563b35.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T20:09:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx5cv22rt773ukt7ghxezuv6q43xy40a654rctgrs76eee564utyszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq73utvj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs840d0lu8u98fvsym6c4vulrkyxvwae8zlunmm84tq86qkpzrdq2sea59hq'>nevent1q…59hq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Tonight I&#39;m not eating at the restaurant though. After spending ten hours at work talking with people my social battery is like American democracy, so I&#39;m buying some food to eat in my hotel room.<br/><br/>I&#39;m buying this at the excellent local supermarket called ̶A̶l̶b̶e̶r̶t̶ ̶H̶e̶i̶j̶n̶ Jumbo.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/427/472/430/913/original/21602457ebcf3057.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/427/468/478/301/original/ec281458910dc16d.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T20:00:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs840d0lu8u98fvsym6c4vulrkyxvwae8zlunmm84tq86qkpzrdq2szyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqxaaety In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0t0sp03q8rw90w20kl3c54lu3hjssunzedxph3pzmgdzunvchemg9ls7fh'>nevent1q…s7fh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Entering the main square Hoevelaken-de-gekste!<br/><br/>Moped drivers are not allowed. Cyclists are.<br/><br/>The restaurant (&#34;Italian &amp; World restaurant La Salita&#34;) is genuinely a good place. The owner is a nice guy.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/404/570/920/109/original/6b4f421126a8e929.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T19:53:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0t0sp03q8rw90w20kl3c54lu3hjssunzedxph3pzmgdzunvchemgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqhgvke9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvflh0zkat46u3uph0v0vdra3d708resekr8p2dd62l4qgxk5fzxgshthx7'>nevent1q…thx7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Moving on we stumble upon a Rommelmarktwinkel (rommel markt winkel). Literally translates that makes a Trash Market Store. More sensibly: a flea market store selling used trinkets.<br/><br/>#language<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/390/797/923/986/original/fc8f3e30da8a827d.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T19:46:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvflh0zkat46u3uph0v0vdra3d708resekr8p2dd62l4qgxk5fzxgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqu5j9tf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrgy5r6tcj58v2crmzfcpkmpvhv8c4xf280m09uypljrzfp733r9q8dhqlx'>nevent1q…hqlx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Entering this town center we encounter a variety of shops, food places and facilities serving the community. <br/><br/>First we pass one of the multiple (!!) local snackbars. According to Google Reviews burgers &#34;not that bad. Better than the chicken&#34;. Unfortunately I could not test it myself as they&#39;re closed on Monday and Tuesday and the rest of this week.<br/><br/>Some guy named John Stuur does not like how there&#39;s a unisex toilet.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/346/893/471/179/original/35abcc94a39c35cf.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/361/850/769/921/original/160f6e797edcbb81.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-24T19:40:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrgy5r6tcj58v2crmzfcpkmpvhv8c4xf280m09uypljrzfp733r9qzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqu34z6q Good evening mastodon! Tonight I&#39;m staying in the quaint #Dutch town of Hoevelaken*!<br/><br/>Join me on a little tour of the center of this town you&#39;ll never visit!<br/><br/>We start with a video showing the grand entrance of town. Local Hoevelaken youth buzzes by on their way to local youth stuff!<br/><br/>*pronounced [hoof-ai-lake-an]<br/><br/>🧵 1/10-ish<br/><br/>#tourism #visitHoevelaken<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/606/308/762/255/897/original/76ed3a89aa78e25a.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-11-24T19:31:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2qesjrwa3lj37lz2kcwk3meupnae278ame45ymuudqwd3rkptchczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqp7py30 RE: <a href="https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115569761349347987">https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115569761349347987</a><br/><br/>Huh. Someone has been DM-ing (with what I assume are sock-puppet accounts) telling me I&#39;m wrong and the correct #LOTR quote is &#34;You shall not pass!&#34;. As they&#39;re rather boring I just block &amp; report them. It seems server admins have removed all or most of the accounts :-) <br/><br/>If you&#39;re the troll: thanks for the incentive to spend time with the books. Also: WTF dude.<br/><br/>For everyone else: I took the opportunity to go through my English copies of the fellowship and took photos of the actual text:<br/><br/>1/x<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note13nmkm9jdafzeam4ncwpehm0p7lk6cnv5v3w7ej2x0zxw003ew7cqp7peyq" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note13nm…peyq</a></span><br/> </div> How to annoy a toddler:<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/569/754/716/567/943/original/de8c083c2b72fdaf.jpeg"> <br/> </blockquote> 2025-11-20T12:39:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgeamdjex753v7a6eu8qumahsl0mdvfk2xgh0ve9r83r88hcuh0vqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqe586cl How to annoy a toddler:<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/569/754/716/567/943/original/de8c083c2b72fdaf.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-18T08:30:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg3ksmej3prue9d87daaqj4em3dt3p8lnqzxyt6vne3r69wxlkuxczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqsqwmz5 #gardening, or how to grow tomatoes in five easy steps:<br/><br/>1) fill the #greenhouse with leaves and stuff<br/><br/>2) throw in some #chicken<br/><br/>3) close the door and let the chicken rampage for a bit<br/><br/>4) remove the chicken, and wait many months<br/><br/>5) actually grow tomatoes 🍅<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/543/039/859/861/971/original/aa2f4d321cb84447.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/543/039/850/256/049/original/9ba30740797b34d2.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/543/054/233/867/248/original/57c9d43a514629c3.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-13T15:18:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqls4vuutfe3s7xq2gvkj7z263ejycsun7f88wgm6q79qpsy43skgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqrqk6xf Think about it: What color is a triangle?<br/><br/>#science #askfedi 2025-11-07T10:38:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2lpjfyxkstv4hm9evcr8lh884qwx33sky5kdkwsdy4zfzhw7l4qczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqs3hanu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdu6eep5ysgv3km7p84kquek3q8hx8ram6s6kx8memnr3zllcm90chnw6a5'>nevent1q…w6a5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>As requested: how to get seeds from #sequoia cones.<br/><br/>Step 1/3: get some #sequoia cones and let them dry for a couple weeks. These cones were picked from the wet ground in #Kiel.<br/><br/>My preferred spot is on top of our heat-pump as it being juuust a bit warmer than the surrounding room creates a constant airflow away from the cones. This prevents mold and works for a surprisingly fast drying process.<br/><br/>#gardening #seeds<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/501/718/138/046/542/original/d7a7bf2a270d7870.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-06T08:07:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdu6eep5ysgv3km7p84kquek3q8hx8ram6s6kx8memnr3zllcm90czyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq4grdrf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvnyunvnau0fz6p0ue3lemp8hsjvna6npyfaws893mfuhvszccaqqypmtk4'>nevent1q…mtk4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We&#39;re in #Kiel. As people on Mastodon recommended we just visited the aquarium. I liked how they have displays with local (north-atlantic, waddensea) sea-life.<br/><br/>Nearby we stumbled upon the &#34;Old Botanical Garden&#34; while no-one recommended it the place is definitely a highlight. A lot of variety in somewhat older trees set in romantic landscaping overrun with squirrels. Also saw a black squirrel 🐿️ ✅. I collected some Giant Sequoia &amp; Japanese maple seeds :-) <br/><br/>#sequoia #trees #fish<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/389/357/630/634/384/original/1c1c0ad85fcc806d.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/389/357/960/486/408/original/2e27850950b88c75.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/389/392/368/564/871/original/ab68e842e9cb6ada.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/389/398/491/725/086/original/c71262d635eb83e0.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-17T12:02:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvnyunvnau0fz6p0ue3lemp8hsjvna6npyfaws893mfuhvszccaqqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq3854n2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgsgx00lz82j0vn9hduqryaht6xru2ju27zu3flpwyxlmeltnal3c2kp2l3'>nevent1q…p2l3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>First for me: train-replacement-foot-bridge at the Schleibrücke. Fun!<br/><br/>#train #bahn #BahnBubble<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/383/083/365/579/968/original/4b9e91b624b50162.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/383/083/246/924/565/original/bf7cfa644e495e15.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/383/083/393/439/261/original/6dc2e6846a11ccf9.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-16T09:16:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgsgx00lz82j0vn9hduqryaht6xru2ju27zu3flpwyxlmeltnal3czyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq7v3l6c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxkts278m7n9m823jszrz6a53h55j90c03keydns9sxgj95cd0pdsa4vtux'>nevent1q…vtux</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The more I look at it the more I realize the interior of this battery Flirt #train is really pleasing. <br/><br/>Very different than the Swedish X52 monstrosity which serves a similar purpose <a href="https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/114986223772658344">https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/114986223772658344</a><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/382/918/932/253/258/original/e773a760a046cd28.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/382/918/899/353/339/original/75326cd42441e78d.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/382/918/904/846/500/original/4b81b3fd01b2980b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-16T08:36:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxkts278m7n9m823jszrz6a53h55j90c03keydns9sxgj95cd0pdszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq5ra6l4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrmjkheqvt4lkencrgw4a9q8gytsysf70mm56yr6ky87e38nz3w5qkwu7jr'>nevent1q…u7jr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>On Europe&#39;s local-less-busy-routes train future now: a battery powered Stadler Flirt (Nordbahn, top of Germany).<br/><br/>It&#39;s.. just a nice spacious quiet practical boring commuter train. Has a spacious toilet with well designed diaper changing table.<br/><br/>And clean, maintained even! (looking at you GoCollective)<br/><br/>I ❤️ it<br/><br/>Edit: with toddler and <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1p9qjk56maeak9z8nwjnpmdrf0qth0gmcr740m0eyg85hsr3j7xcqzwz700" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>juliette</span> (<span class="italic">npub1p9q…z700</span>)</a></span>. Both agree it&#39;s a good train.<br/><br/>#train #toddlerRail #battery #electricvehicles<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/382/876/305/280/985/original/bc37a2d911f09a64.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-16T08:24:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrmjkheqvt4lkencrgw4a9q8gytsysf70mm56yr6ky87e38nz3w5qzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqkn6nsk #train We&#39;re on a Danish DSB #IC3 train to Germany. Probably for the last, or at least one of the last, times. <br/><br/>While I&#39;m sure the newer trains will be adequate. I&#39;ll also certainly miss the feeling of luxury of the current ones. With the quiet running, and spacious and warm interior the IC3 trains are just a pleasure to travel on.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/382/634/030/972/376/original/2206f1c76138e6ac.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-10-16T07:26:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfmfkjdl2r3gh5g3khzrgmc58257qvdg08ru4mtkck04zeatpgmpszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqydlhtw Hallo People of Kiel! Next week we&#39;ll be visiting your city and have a full day to do touristy things.<br/><br/>Any destinations you can recommend for two adults and a two year old who likes to point at things?<br/><br/>#germany #kiel 2025-10-09T09:52:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvtjspemu6ntsq5gh8kx88n3pu0qrvn30d768m2v2ynv9gmt54u5qzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq8km2k4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8rvv047t5kaz7c3lxfu8sqrtgfsxxv495w3luq8mgrzw7eh6cdvqrrmfnn'>nevent1q…mfnn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Small dilemma: as a #train was taken out of service due to someone* alerting the staff of an issue, I ended up being delayed** and now eligible to financial compensation under the travel time guarantee.<br/><br/>While GoCollective could&#39;ve done a bit more preventive maintenance, and while it was annoying for some minutes I don&#39;t *feel* wronged though.<br/><br/>*me<br/><br/>**which was fine, toddler spend an extra hour playing &amp; eating. We were city-hopping anyway.<br/><br/>Should I claim the financial compensation? 2025-10-06T18:25:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8rvv047t5kaz7c3lxfu8sqrtgfsxxv495w3luq8mgrzw7eh6cdvqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqdw09jt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgy5cmn9365tt34vm4v6v22jt3rj8938cuu4ymtj6arcvcugs4ahstl6xrz'>nevent1q…6xrz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hurrah. On a moving train. <br/><br/>I just learned the reason the previous one was cancelled. <br/><br/>It was a last minute thing as on an earlier journey a passenger (yes, that one..) had pointed out a door was failing. When it arrived there again a mechanic was waiting to quickly fix it, couldn&#39;t and made it worse, so they cancelled the train.<br/><br/>What&#39;s wrong with just putting some &#34;out of action&#34; tape over the hole and go for survival of the fittest ;-)<br/><br/>We&#39;re having a great day though :-) <br/><br/>#train<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/327/883/462/212/970/original/342e46d0233a65bd.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-06T15:20:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgy5cmn9365tt34vm4v6v22jt3rj8938cuu4ymtj6arcvcugs4ahszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq7v9wp2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspkh07exdjruu4hd3fmd9jw9e2kfmzq0nz6rt6gsvx6jkvy63a7tsg288v3'>nevent1q…88v3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ooooh, #gocollective. We just found out our last* train of the day is cancelled. There&#39;s IS a train standing at the platform it&#39;s just.. not going.<br/><br/>Luckily there was a GoCollective staff member who turned out to be actual driver. Looking at his phone he also found out that the train is cancelled. And he has no idea why.<br/><br/>I guess we&#39;re all taking the next train. Go NoCollective!<br/><br/>*not anymore!<br/><br/>Edit: not taking a #DSB train as we have a GoCollective day pass.<br/><br/>#train<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/327/662/033/199/412/original/80e7b07da03117ae.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/327/667/702/405/908/original/88ba485363d3e545.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-06T14:23:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspkh07exdjruu4hd3fmd9jw9e2kfmzq0nz6rt6gsvx6jkvy63a7tszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqxjquun In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx8ry6x34hjlgqct9c64dk48u5ecg4t2qexdxaswq5z4mvp6x7pgq2g5qc6'>nevent1q…5qc6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We&#39;re in a much more modern #train now. On our way to Esbjerg.<br/><br/>Alstom Coradia LINT 41. No #FensterAuf but if we keep going one of the doors will instead provide that picturesque outdoor vibe 😬 Toddler seems to like to rhythmic sound.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/327/264/071/773/992/original/7a3e4a17b23793c0.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-10-06T12:42:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx8ry6x34hjlgqct9c64dk48u5ecg4t2qexdxaswq5z4mvp6x7pgqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqc88t06 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxggws2e7e8avfu69acp66ckuy5qdn3zxyfv7nf2euc0t26tk7cvcsl8yyv'>nevent1q…8yyv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ooooh. The windows on this thing open super nicely!<br/><br/>#FensterAuf #train<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/326/670/926/073/507/original/4c4c2ab876213347.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/326/683/175/297/401/original/513e188c94046608.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-06T10:12:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxggws2e7e8avfu69acp66ckuy5qdn3zxyfv7nf2euc0t26tk7cvczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqthcydz Toddler and I are doing international travel (Niebüll (DE) - Tønder (DK)) in the luxury of an old-style diesel railcar. It has little curtains and comfy seats. The high and narrow entrance would block most baby strollers.<br/><br/>I&#39;m a bit confused on what this railcar actually is though. From what I gather it&#39;s about 30yrs old, named T4 and based on the ÖBB Class 5047 (designed in line with BR627/628 / Wadloper trains?). Is it a special thing?<br/><br/>No border police.<br/><br/>#train #CrossBorderRail #parenting<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/326/304/063/442/116/original/bf25a85fc5e6bd5f.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/326/376/278/253/785/original/a50122f8aa4189a4.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/326/304/097/395/184/original/4d0c4877a258f9af.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-06T08:54:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0mgekjv7xkqec2lzegmwguujc7hdw6h6mwf43nef5pc74u0wxy9szyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq5zzkak Ah, it&#39;s #Caturday <br/><br/>#catsofmastodon<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/236/277/200/633/135/original/429fcae4a419c7d4.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-20T11:01:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrlztt4me4m3c5crp0mg75e9ks58cqxz9z965khh30370upuhe3tszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyql6s60s Are you blocking the #cats, #catsofmastodon or #Caturday hashtag? 2025-09-03T19:01:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstswfaglmn7c9ky9knq2r335nxjursuk6dyrqaeq9d2p65n0jezqgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqwggw9k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx49tmcd80g4sy88ugr7skzncka3fn3lt5pq52m9xqmfn3vkya2yqq65456'>nevent1q…5456</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s both a train and a theme park. 2025-08-16T13:06:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvw44f6g5a93zgcjj83r4r8xz6e55lgg48pqqzmkajw9wwfqnndegzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqpne3cz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszzhgyt7rglnwx3dd5y8tv9t79rlx3jjkj3d94gyqalewhxfffwug0tgjpw'>nevent1q…gjpw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Re: fine-tuned: It was pointed out to me that the Operations Manager did not &#34;flopped on his face.&#34; but in fact &#34;graciously fell&#34;.<br/><br/>He has access to the CCTV footage thus has the means to check whether he indeed was gracious in falling.<br/><br/>We do proper datacenter duck journalism here. So that&#39;s why it now says &#34;graciously fell on the floor face first.&#34; 🦆<br/><br/>I was also informed the lawyer laughed when reading this thread and didn&#39;t see any issues. I wish he simply hadn&#39;t mentioned the lawyer. :-/ 2025-08-15T18:41:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszzhgyt7rglnwx3dd5y8tv9t79rlx3jjkj3d94gyqalewhxfffwugzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqee64e0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8xdyg5phjg3cvs8d9kzj058mqjclu6q8we32thyg30j06mw4qxnq9589qg'>nevent1q…89qg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Some updates:<br/><br/>-No, we didn&#39;t return to the facility today.<br/><br/>-I talked to the Operations Manager who had been forwarded this by a friend (who has no idea it is about his friends facility). He used his office printer to print the entire thing 😂 Note: the post mentioning him was fine-tuned: <a href="https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115029182763323544">https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115029182763323544</a><br/><br/>-people keep asking for photos. And that won&#39;t happen. That said. I want photos as well, so when I&#39;m home again Toddler and myself will reenact it all as professional as we can.<br/><br/>🦆 2025-08-15T18:30:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8xdyg5phjg3cvs8d9kzj058mqjclu6q8we32thyg30j06mw4qxnqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqjgmyxu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8yk0zchjj0xz394lncws83lcf2aqa4d0679q7kwgtalz6ehp00eqclstrz'>nevent1q…strz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The two dudes were now ready to escort Duck off the premises. They cycled through the &#34;airlock&#34; while we waited inside for the Powers To Be. Those powers soon decided a debrief was needed, which we ended up doing over coffee in a meeting room. We got our phones. The NDA was discussed again.. And no, we would not be getting a CCTV clip of Duck.<br/><br/>Meanwhile Duck was released in the little pond close-ish to the datacenter. When we left later it had already blended in with the other ducks.<br/><br/>--------- 2025-08-14T21:20:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8yk0zchjj0xz394lncws83lcf2aqa4d0679q7kwgtalz6ehp00eqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqzhz962 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfadqxzvmgz2q5err6fzakqu0f9mssz3dk8euwa2jt2kjasve0wnck4qkk4'>nevent1q…qkk4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Now it all went fast. Dude one used the broom to duckhunt Duck into a corner. Dude two then jumped on Duck while using the jacket to cover and grab Duck. This went super well as Duck was remarkably okish with all of this.<br/><br/>Dude two then secured Duck in his jacket/arm combo and looked extremely proud of himself. I said &#34;Nice, you must&#39;ve played a lot of Nintendo!&#34; and received cold stares from the datacenter people and a smile from dude two. Dude one tried really hard to be professional. <br/><br/>--&gt; 2025-08-14T21:17:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfadqxzvmgz2q5err6fzakqu0f9mssz3dk8euwa2jt2kjasve0wnczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqwh798u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz0upl6h3scq0yef7c4adj3lazhl7ha8ukuxxz9nj9pxuwgaldpzq99jzax'>nevent1q…jzax</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>After a couple minutes two security type dudes and their tools got into the server area via the timed door system (or whatever it&#39;s called: it&#39;s like an airlock that cycles between two doors and deliberately takes a couple minutes).<br/><br/>We were still there as well as protocol, safety, timed doors etc etc.<br/><br/>I was fine as, again, one of the best days of my life. :-) <br/><br/>Duck by now had done a fully 360 loop of the server area. My brain started leaking out the duck puns.<br/><br/>--&gt; 2025-08-14T21:16:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz0upl6h3scq0yef7c4adj3lazhl7ha8ukuxxz9nj9pxuwgaldpzqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqwtpr4d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdg5rsgv0nuck0qw3y9pz6x5aszlc2m68cj2pxl0damjgxdt2znpgwqn06p'>nevent1q…n06p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A somewhat heated discussion evolved that I won&#39;t document here. It did conclude with the operations centre being fairly sure there was only Duck, and not Duck, Duckster, Ducky and Ducktilla. <br/><br/>They also figured out how Duck had penetrated the facility.<br/><br/>Also by then an organic process of fricking common sense had figured out that it would take two people to catch Duck. A decision was made to bring in two people with tools: a jacket and a broomstick. <br/><br/>--&gt; 2025-08-14T21:15:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdg5rsgv0nuck0qw3y9pz6x5aszlc2m68cj2pxl0damjgxdt2znpgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqdet7w3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr8z4eeqp3l24r2mqh2ktqlv4fz04d4tny0y4v4c066s6wgfcx8eqpgzchf'>nevent1q…zchf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>By now Duck was puttering about in some cable-heavy-area. Locals were very nervous about that.<br/><br/>The Operations Manager (in charge of the tour) heroically aimed for a quick resolution, ran at-, and aimed to grab Duck. This ended in unfortunate failure as Duck speed-wobbled away and our hero graciously fell on the floor face first.<br/><br/>Duck did a tiny poop on the floor.<br/><br/>While this was going on, staff in the operations centre had started to pay attention and informed us there was a duck.<br/><br/>--&gt; 2025-08-14T21:13:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr8z4eeqp3l24r2mqh2ktqlv4fz04d4tny0y4v4c066s6wgfcx8eqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq0p3kqj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8kvfnj824hy2w43njg0usgmgddd7825u6vt78e9qhswle7wpunkg9vg925'>nevent1q…g925</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Meanwhile I had stopped laughing (CCTV footage from the initial moment shows me with a massive grin on my face shouting &#34;hah, there&#39;s a duck!&#34;, my colleague neutral, and the locals in instant shock) and decided I would absolutely not be the hero.<br/><br/>Reasoning was that I didn&#39;t want to be redshirted by being shat upon while being filmed from all angles. My colleague clearly had the same reasoning. The locals appeared to be &#34;caught outside protocol&#34; and looked genuinely bemused.<br/><br/>--&gt; 2025-08-14T21:06:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8kvfnj824hy2w43njg0usgmgddd7825u6vt78e9qhswle7wpunkgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqdagza4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfwxlzt7ts9z0frv0lhc2u2jc2rtaad4sk9suyw49ykpznxw2vnqs45p753'>nevent1q…p753</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I see questions on what happened after the initial shock. I&#39;ll share what I can.<br/><br/>As I personally prefer to know the ending of a story at all times let&#39;s do so here as well: The hero of our story, Agent Duck, ended up being absolutely fine.<br/><br/>So. Here we were inside the datacenter when suddenly duck, DUCK! After the initial surprise slash utter panic it was clear Duck was not at all stressed and didn&#39;t seem bothered by the complexity of the situation.<br/><br/>Frankly. Duck was just ducking about.<br/><br/>--&gt; 2025-08-14T21:05:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfx6ftgjj2z4ktgn2hk6y6zr3h3spyn9zscm4hfj3jnkce6ek2ucqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqdj6qmw Sail Amsterdam has way less boats than one would expect. Like, I&#39;d expect at least one.<br/><br/>Anyway. Toilets and banners look ok.<br/><br/>No ducks. 🦆<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/027/269/148/101/690/original/b67dca707b6f1f46.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/027/269/158/601/948/original/503918b2dd5ecff2.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/027/305/033/066/639/original/f147fd44e9df36a7.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-14T13:17:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfwxlzt7ts9z0frv0lhc2u2jc2rtaad4sk9suyw49ykpznxw2vnqszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq982nma In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2deuf696w2g64lmcsxd7wwth6dxfkzyft2lv67wf2v7e2fglc47gf62kks'>nevent1q…2kks</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Figured this can do with a meme ;-) <br/><br/>Dinner was good btw. I had a goat cheese salad instead of duck.<br/><br/>#darmok #tng #startrek #duck<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/022/880/800/731/876/original/41cf5a90559c6f83.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-13T18:33:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2deuf696w2g64lmcsxd7wwth6dxfkzyft2lv67wf2v7e2fglc47gzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqmytauf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsftnea6keuudu46m9k7ydg03cmgdulcfv8arkdg7gqjz5lezanxggyt6u0g'>nevent1q…6u0g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Dinner time. I&#39;ve never before been sooo tempted by the duck option 🦆 🍱<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/022/547/954/894/960/original/04694fc1c85a8e4e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-13T17:08:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsftnea6keuudu46m9k7ydg03cmgdulcfv8arkdg7gqjz5lezanxggzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq8m7lnr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2cyfncm69hlqdkdrfvnc3q5q2ztp7t77kzcwtfhjjqanzy4g8ysgvm4tjf'>nevent1q…4tjf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Lol @ the person(s?) going through my post history to find the name of the datacenter. Don&#39;t bother as you won&#39;t find it.<br/><br/>Some hints though: it&#39;s indeed in the Netherlands, and I indeed travelled here from Denmark yesterday. And something easily overlooked: it&#39;s in an area with ducks (at least one).<br/><br/>To everyone else: I love the duck puns 🙏 2025-08-13T16:48:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2cyfncm69hlqdkdrfvnc3q5q2ztp7t77kzcwtfhjjqanzy4g8ysgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqnh0wpc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrx00eqq34s3mgpcazu9h593rquglpx6yt57smu36gn367lxd7vkqrll5cw'>nevent1q…l5cw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Update: the duck was eventually removed from the premises. It required a bit of human flapping about. The access point was found as well. The duck had just walked in via multiple openings that should not have been openings.<br/><br/>As far as they could find no literal shit had hit the fans. The figurative shit is reaching for the stars by now.<br/><br/>And here&#39;s a song about another animal that reminds me of the good times and also reminds me of the bad times:<br/><br/><a href="https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y7fwg_gqaZU">https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y7fwg_gqaZU</a> 2025-08-13T16:07:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrx00eqq34s3mgpcazu9h593rquglpx6yt57smu36gn367lxd7vkqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqf38eks In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs048c9jvra5nme4mgryvtctu0m4hjyhvkmqf2dvxds2vu8s68x6rs2hxzl3'>nevent1q…xzl3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ll probably go there again on Friday. Hoping they ask me to sign another NDA just so I can ask if that&#39;s a No Ducks Agreement.<br/><br/>:-) <br/><br/>edit: tips on actually signing some ducks random NDA: <a href="https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/110593227095090840">https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/110593227095090840</a><br/><br/>#NDA 2025-08-13T15:31:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs048c9jvra5nme4mgryvtctu0m4hjyhvkmqf2dvxds2vu8s68x6rszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqgkvzjz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs05eq2s5ws49srej2853uwa80ss0wapg35z3vhfp6u2n7w4gwqpssgf86sw'>nevent1q…86sw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No, it&#39;s not the DuckDuckGo datacenter. For a moment it did become the Duck Duck Goooooooooo! FFS datacenter.<br/><br/>edit: this was my other unappreciated joke. By then from the parking lot. It was truly an excellent visit but by then I didn&#39;t feel like anyone would appreciate me saying so :-) 2025-08-13T15:19:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs05eq2s5ws49srej2853uwa80ss0wapg35z3vhfp6u2n7w4gwqpsszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq0yujwx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfet85k8qtvgwkgayatg36exwdq7mag3kmyzkqm7lp5zyq2096c7ss3fz3s'>nevent1q…fz3s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This Is Just To Quack<br/><br/>I have walked<br/>all across<br/>the data center<br/>floor space<br/><br/>on which<br/>you were probably<br/>banning all<br/>of the ducks<br/><br/>forgive me<br/>it was so shiny<br/>and cold<br/>and full of blinky lights<br/><br/>edit: changed warm to cold as today the outside temperature was actually higher. 2025-08-13T14:50:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfet85k8qtvgwkgayatg36exwdq7mag3kmyzkqm7lp5zyq2096c7szyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqdwuukk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszw7fagkmmt6zn7x9n4ks0efvmttasjxvvkdrpz5wy92vahf7fz9qeunmkc'>nevent1q…nmkc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My joke was not appreciated. Maybe Mastodon likes it:<br/><br/>&#34;Oh, is this that penetration testing IT people talk about? Would it not be better with a male duck?&#34; 2025-08-13T14:39:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszw7fagkmmt6zn7x9n4ks0efvmttasjxvvkdrpz5wy92vahf7fz9qzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqf2vswq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrkhcgzw8gy54kxjl529yr3s2rtmqhnxprsagf52czaprpepx5fmg9zd0y6'>nevent1q…d0y6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No photo or name. The general vibe here is &#34;we&#39;ll punch you if you take photos, let alone share them&#34;<br/><br/>Female mallard btw. 2025-08-13T14:36:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrkhcgzw8gy54kxjl529yr3s2rtmqhnxprsagf52czaprpepx5fmgzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq80z3a5 I&#39;m on the server floor of a &#34;highly secure data center with 24/7/365 surveillance, direct access control and robust perimeter security&#34;.<br/><br/>An actual duck just walked by. 🦆 <br/><br/>The panic is absolutely glorious. I think this just became one of the highlights of my life. 2025-08-13T14:34:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszglsnw93h8qnsadyn8kafsng344sywsgfd7mmdw2j37xv3tprhmqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqr7tqrj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgh3fhcpcgnxe6cfkswrta5yydk60hl3hzrxrm7d9635ep7h4yfsqlal6wd'>nevent1q…l6wd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Here&#39;s a video of the &#34;accessibility&#34; contraption. It surely is the most complicated solution I&#39;ve ever seen in trains.<br/><br/>And yes. Vertical video. I&#39;m cool like that.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/986/229/513/450/451/original/c5f3728c95907aa2.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-08-07T07:12:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgh3fhcpcgnxe6cfkswrta5yydk60hl3hzrxrm7d9635ep7h4yfsqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqcmlz9j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq6qycr357m28ekzr2pqnglhc9f9pv030yl25ccf7ryfwtmcttd8gxt5jvy'>nevent1q…5jvy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The X52 train in #Sweden has ONE entry fit for people in wheelchairs, large strollers etc.<br/><br/>Just after the entrance there&#39;s stairs (on both sides). The extremely slow elevator lifts the entire floor and then swivels.<br/><br/>It&#39;s an awesome technical solution (for a created problem) but only fits one item. If two wheelchair users enter together they&#39;re stuck. If one enters and one leaves it&#39;s chaos.<br/><br/>The lift stays up between stations, blocking access for all others.<br/><br/>#accessibility #train #rail<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/986/207/168/411/209/original/6db9ea4c95d1bb54.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-07T07:08:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq6qycr357m28ekzr2pqnglhc9f9pv030yl25ccf7ryfwtmcttd8gzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqqlnkc2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyf5dct9dsmpcd5vapylm30cx9p4ala57ggcp96rdmmp3nr5xe3qcfmqlk6'>nevent1q…qlk6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Nice view though! Our beloved toddler found a bit of granite. We&#39;ll cherish it forever.<br/><br/>#sweden<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/983/197/859/200/828/original/8dd91cfc3010f620.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/983/200/768/618/694/original/7db443fa260184a3.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-06T18:22:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyf5dct9dsmpcd5vapylm30cx9p4ala57ggcp96rdmmp3nr5xe3qczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqjrnx9t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs26c9rne5rus5znf0q6q4uculqrgnyvpdcg37mw3ymjzq2a33rh4qx76suk'>nevent1q…6suk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Another sign. Leaking children, drive careful. On a road angled like a ski-jump.<br/><br/>#sweden<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/983/180/241/569/393/original/1b23e06badcfc083.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-06T18:17:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsynv7z5h4p53yturqgx5wrkqd0w29x2ayu0euc0dm66sa2evxjklczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq23kvjd In Denmark they have #hygge, in Sweden people have a #Fika and in the Netherlands it is #gezellig <br/><br/>#TIL #Finland beats all that with #kalsarikännit<br/><br/>Definition and image from an official government website:<br/><br/>&#34;Kalsarikännit - the feeling when you are going to get drunk home alone in your underwear — with no intention of going out&#34;. - <a href="https://finland.fi/emoji/kalsarikannit/">https://finland.fi/emoji/kalsarikannit/</a><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/976/344/068/200/058/original/8094ef4f0f77561f.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-08-05T13:18:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs26c9rne5rus5znf0q6q4uculqrgnyvpdcg37mw3ymjzq2a33rh4qzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqyhu8nl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswnjrszxyc39kt4ea0zzycmz96p99s6ggzkjwxryewyptz9jtx7ks79cmdj'>nevent1q…cmdj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>More locally we found some sheep to pet though. So that&#39;s fine.<br/><br/>#sheep #sweden<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/975/210/046/559/334/original/31c37c524792da61.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-05T08:28:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswnjrszxyc39kt4ea0zzycmz96p99s6ggzkjwxryewyptz9jtx7kszyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyql2am6f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv7ctra7rzpjdd6nahm8uefrwwfysdjpc783nvhdl2grxznw5nlegh20v93'>nevent1q…0v93</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Anyway. Here we are in the middle of Sweden. Let&#39;s use Google Maps to find a local shopping center.<br/><br/>[types in &#39;shopping center&#39;, hits top result]<br/><br/>&#34;Ah..&#34;<br/><br/>Wtf.<br/><br/>(I am aware other mapping services exist)<br/><br/>#sweden<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/975/193/998/330/381/original/926ea68d82ddc237.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/975/193/994/021/125/original/dd08d1144ed13c5b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-05T08:25:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv7ctra7rzpjdd6nahm8uefrwwfysdjpc783nvhdl2grxznw5nlegzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqxcgcrr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszl2lp2fts5dm55lgchnvth2z8mdnv4g6pdxl05awlncdhfkhyhgq227qww'>nevent1q…7qww</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>When in Rome.. Köttbullar i brunsås. Classic meatballs with brown sauce &#34;Swedish style&#34;. It was excellent.<br/><br/>edit: no need to point out there&#39;s better photos of food. This one&#39;s just taken a bit late in the dinner process as I had to try it first. Honest reporting etc.<br/><br/>#ikea #food #foodPorn <br/><br/>#sweden<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/972/448/980/403/880/original/f13d828ea03eb18b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-04T20:49:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszl2lp2fts5dm55lgchnvth2z8mdnv4g6pdxl05awlncdhfkhyhgqzyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqjr8xkl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspwxaatxjzgdqkuw978lfn7jtqf7ruz5vcf9f5z79mg0hhgfwau4sv2jra3'>nevent1q…jra3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In the train. The Västtrafik ToGo digital train ticket app is designed to be pleasing. And it works 🙂<br/><br/>#sweden #train<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/971/182/537/199/363/original/01259a46033b9029.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-08-04T16:51:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspwxaatxjzgdqkuw978lfn7jtqf7ruz5vcf9f5z79mg0hhgfwau4szyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyqd4xt4v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqzfsclv7wmt5u8nsps230sxsxafagmh7ls3tzznfssksg7eym2tcjyuvv9'>nevent1q…uvv9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Gotenburg has very sharp buildings.<br/><br/>#sweden<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/970/638/299/602/026/original/6cdae26fe8ce099a.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-04T13:06:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqzfsclv7wmt5u8nsps230sxsxafagmh7ls3tzznfssksg7eym2tczyprlfuaqd00hf4s27nkt4f6tls0lswuy0zjsxf46yyezsvkrceyyq76pff8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqkmymw476cpc00hq5n0azc6lp3t6qjxy2lcezvlyq40qc673hvuspluuf6'>nevent1q…uuf6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>EXTRA EXTRA: DARK CLOUDS LOOM OVER MCDONALD&#39;S<br/><br/>#sweden<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/114/965/081/887/513/023/original/bdf1d645558e71ee.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-03T13:32:40Z