2026-04-27T06:26:01Z https://yabu.me sasha solomon https://yabu.me/npub1fp7upttkzfqvmhwyu3yaw0uhtnapwz7v6yac5nx8at3946rwry7qzglzvw https://macawsocial.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/accounts/avatars/109/339/405/813/869/890/original/a7d8763673466401.jpeg https://macawsocial.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/accounts/avatars/109/339/405/813/869/890/original/a7d8763673466401.jpeg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxz43qrfklunx2ykxd74wnv77hptj87a25yacy45kszx8vlwcpnmczypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnchfehya should we be wiping with the glue part of the toilet paper is that good 2026-05-04T18:29:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy5cpl6ugyyhamfhu0tty79mu72flmympuhu679zlmem3w9dsvrlszypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncn20ycm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspel7nt0cj66ny4n0cvjmj89w580hefa348q55flkgxvdds4s9hugf6cqt9'>nevent1q…cqt9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>you know what i think i am 2026-04-30T23:26:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsydzansv6l7fxdmv88dhhlk2v4dz4tuhyqzax96me9j2arxhxdwdczypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc0fzgck In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst6450wh7nx6lrznj82enrt7ypdg7wpm9xfs9uyym8eunh5k34nuq9wype3'>nevent1q…ype3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ah smart 2026-04-30T23:26:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs25jfa86e8k72fghdqjm28nzrafdgd7y0sfjm62j7d98j5n2xespczypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnctuujl7 i have a recurring nightmare where i drop a case of diet coke and wake up in a cold sweat<br/><br/>someone help me interpret this?? 2026-04-30T21:55:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq48k2t7wh7vnylad7c5g743zl6nqc7q49hqesduv3f760mrexhnqzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc6wqxfh robert jordan writing wheel of time<br/> <img src="https://macawsocial.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/116/405/782/367/919/526/original/5b6e90ef9a87402d.png"> <br/> 2026-04-15T00:01:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsze3w9rkl87fdf2vv074q7sf652zvmc5f5em23evmtftd63plqwtgzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc6zg3fy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsge8rgjnhh6a2fenutld5sxu2fhm05j275dq6xjmxxf5z64ggwdlq6nf5ja'>nevent1q…f5ja</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>it all started with jynx and mr mime and it was a slippery slope from there<br/><br/>now it&#39;s just sexy bipedal birds 2026-04-03T18:48:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsge8rgjnhh6a2fenutld5sxu2fhm05j275dq6xjmxxf5z64ggwdlqzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc0v2gak we were so obsessed with if we *could* make pokémon fuckable we never asked ourselves if we *should* make pokémon fuckable 2026-04-03T18:45:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8kpemncxkec4fsm4w27zhxdadghxnn7rpc4h7uca2phc9cgcyqrczypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnck7d5em idk what stage of life this is but i&#39;m lint rolling my dog&#39;s sweater of his own dog hair for family photos 2026-03-28T18:52:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstjgr2m5j3wrzkjwkfu6hhza8ph386vakxzarm635r6dl5s3znn5szypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnca7l6d8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9st5u5f0plnuz5w36vz8jwfd8nh0ucpscknfwgwdd3nhaf8wzp8cd6qlx3'>nevent1q…qlx3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>like maybe i spelled it right or maybe it&#39;s weiner idk 2026-03-27T02:16:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9st5u5f0plnuz5w36vz8jwfd8nh0ucpscknfwgwdd3nhaf8wzp8czypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc7jejt3 wiener feels like it&#39;s always spelled wrong no matter how you spell it 2026-03-27T02:15:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyu78hqry7l267t2m2sjeshrrw9v9flajwedzljtrsgue4k98sg9qzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncma28ee i think there are different types of cringe<br/><br/>there’s being authentic even if it’s silly and then there’s whatever clavicular is 2026-03-23T20:05:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq7unaa4337cv0fjfvss7cmy4s3rjehndye6d9dntg0n5g56uh86czypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncvrussy protect your nymph boys everyone<br/><br/>just can’t believe what’s happened to timothee even the most elfish boy you know isn’t safe 2026-03-19T00:35:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrkdx6fulr66xnvflsmxt7eygqv5lvsddsxun799tsu43kmepwr3szypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncq7y7gc ok i need slay the spire 2 to have scores so i can prove to <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1qzyknff6hy9waqyqht0a7d8ur48565jpqkl028kea0q300429wyqpjq32x" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Mike Solomon</span> (<span class="italic">npub1qzy…q32x</span>)</a></span> i&#39;m beating him 2026-03-18T17:38:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf5pcdqprelrpuhzmafdwvlcugqqlpqrplm82dtkc9c7aetc9qtsqzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc7djw0c i&#39;d probably win the olympics tbh<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://macawsocial.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/116/247/216/162/912/852/original/9dccaa4180035e4e.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-03-18T00:08:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspwghed3npyg025d59kw6cegxj44td4j4g0gedl2em07vdnjmmkwszypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncjy823r a group of 2-3 men is called a podcast but a group of 4+ men? that&#39;s a startup 2026-03-12T21:31:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspdct4uwqat5z7j2qnw9x28y25dxgjzhkyhkl28r9k5tk3fsfdhsszypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncpwprm5 *me flipping through shows* <br/><br/>now whoooo to have a parasocial relationship with 2026-03-10T17:27:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq3wn3vce7sjvsp9yt7grn5kecaf4eec3ydl607t7hsfe7pntajfgzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncu6smjv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs22ne63x7ms7cc400u389dns8d2fa54luxm49qgztj9rkemqe59cg6e02xr'>nevent1q…02xr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>not me tho 😏 2026-03-09T16:55:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs82p52yr66h32ff2dqmynrrmp9d2rqerqmwfg9q0crw6s8h04dmhczypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncygp2x6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw8txz85j0yd4du37mn6jka85kdnrzqdhsu30kxtw8s88e4q85vec80g3rv'>nevent1q…g3rv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>lmao 2026-03-09T16:54:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ufy20melhz2uua52ssgf26gmzvc96qjgec5dfp3cc3jr6vm4znszypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc82qc9j daylight will never truly be saved until we rid the world of morning people 2026-03-08T21:54:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs94mrqhfepejwcy282r4l6trdnrg233mk3sevx0pfzfltszruk4sqzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc2nhngj i still feel confident in my decision not to commit to the bermuda jorts trend 2026-03-05T23:28:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsygrp3jr2fwmh046xdfqy2zppd985lznrpkhcrlk9hzm23ng5hm5szypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncj8nzm7 who named it “docker compose down” and not “docker decompose” 2025-05-19T23:41:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspejvf8h03lgptmheypl4tncx2ctdvuqj9kpdukkc3zxk0jezegnczypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncu0axe6 every great artist has a 1000 year old cat with ~serious medical issues~ that at least once a month is like “hey guys my cat &lt;insert cute food name here&gt; needs 10k in treatments so i’m doing an art sale” 2025-05-19T17:06:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspqrzquhyrtcxm0853z3urg42nkf70lnvn2qhzycs8mvelzcqgurgzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnccp7mlt <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1qzyknff6hy9waqyqht0a7d8ur48565jpqkl028kea0q300429wyqpjq32x" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Mike Solomon</span> (<span class="italic">npub1qzy…q32x</span>)</a></span> just reminded me that ed sheeran was in game of thrones 2025-05-07T04:39:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgakatd3wrv3278wsngxcvk8ea5s9pgj4h4f39wsdr42eeslqcspszypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncrltdga balloon arches have a chokehold on millennial women 2025-04-11T21:44:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfrcw5sdrpfc9330540egtejtz2g67melfz9qu62d2hyhrgefa9nqzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncmnd6nc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsylzsv3hl6s2n3k9x3npr0sfgdzvajyjhuwgunayhcnwl6gesfvfckrhyje'>nevent1q…hyje</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>oh ya, to everyone’s chagrin 😈 2025-01-09T20:52:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswj4m3trv4hav9e3pf8j00v9w6latdjwuxdh0yfgak9ql28drshhszypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc9cwuaa she’s a comedienne now??? <br/><br/>i did my first ever stand-up comedy showcase @heliumcomedypdx back in november and i finally got around to posting a clip<br/><br/>p.s. lying to your doctor is totally fine everyone does it<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://macawsocial.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/113/799/786/144/259/913/original/29bb5f60b50e91d8.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-01-09T18:22:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfy08654zy5zmxt5uss88ufkn6k0uy02h4rsls9jfal5qv42pydwqzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncm2kc9j new neighbors moved in next door and they like to keep their windows open so i now i can’t porky pig it in my kitchen anymore 2024-11-30T20:25:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9g478qmdgc86lllv0xujuwp8zkxkwk2znt7jsd92yp3fqvjmdquszypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncfdddpp im good on breaking news for a while thx 2024-11-13T20:47:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfz0l2z58kejf0x83xw3zfdslw9d6m4w8e9pkuhtcmx5jxm9qmweczypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc7694ds excited for musk to help the u.s. govt run more “efficiently” just like he helped twitter 🙃 2024-11-13T17:16:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0awm9r2ehgndpfwjr0hu0a5wkamlelyvvglz4p8zeglvy4leg3gqzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncgvkced oof bill burr on snl: 2006 called it wants its jokes back 2024-11-11T02:39:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2fzmng594mn552mx07z59ev5wswjnlz6qequgt47tahxv65g48egzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc4k79hd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2p4v0vgleyr9k54la50u0z67xt7c4gysp04jyg7qk4kx3zmyctdc2hthmm'>nevent1q…thmm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>this is 100% accurate 2024-10-31T17:59:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2xkv54twu4nlcex7tnh7zj3l0sr5qpqtwp7dtrcfduq70rw5kz7qzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc7le379 i made a separate candy bowl for my (sicko) friends who like whoppers<br/> <img src="https://macawsocial.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/113/403/060/078/009/141/original/6a77305af226e58d.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-10-31T16:49:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstlwfmg8sx786c7l8d7dtr8l8dc35daesh6pfhuyzrkgemt0j45qszypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnczrdykf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8xm88m6uh9gcwcantcvjp0jg3xfsrp6eyk30nm40hkj7vd0z033g3nk83f'>nevent1q…k83f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ya! 2024-10-31T01:13:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspwpwdv5ualk7dsedc4zd362ps52jvt7qgmele57zgm8eeedyfm4szypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc3nhumy still tryin to figure out what i’m doin with my life<br/> <img src="https://macawsocial.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/113/399/175/364/979/682/original/d744f25da3c3019f.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-10-31T00:22:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ptgl65tslgvs0w3f88n45n52pmv99kn30fgwtfkp9utw3l76frczypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvncd9yuz2 the feminine urge to start a bunch of things but not finish them and then lay on the floor 2024-10-26T20:19:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw7pkmcs6ax0qhy0wwgstmjx53k3h7dnlrvgfz2edjhaqek3wrt6gzypy8ms9dwcfypnwacnjyn4eljaw059ctengnhzjvcl4wykhgdcvnc8x5fl3 jesus christ awkward had 2 w’s in it 2024-10-17T21:44:14Z