2026-07-11T07:04:40Z https://yabu.me Hedgewizard 🐈 https://yabu.me/npub1fht4zhje5ksgdg4n7rlypep3de6crrqmm6gt24jcjgszgqgf0vesudcz2x https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/111/662/590/500/430/962/original/6774978068a7f34a.png https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/111/662/590/500/430/962/original/6774978068a7f34a.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq8j5nu753r36f4rqlcvhg5vm96t692rkfcfp700gx6cy8w4kp2lszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxzewk94 When I was eight we learned about preying mantises at school in Ireland and I was like Whoa! So weird! Well I&#39;m never going to see one of those! <br/><br/>I would love to go back in time and tell 8yo me that I would move to New Zealand where every autumn would be a battle to save dozens of the plucky little buggers from being turned into spiky green vomit sausages in the throat of my stupid cat<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/512/546/342/188/166/original/348d45b5c286365e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-03T20:34:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs86qhnjj9l94q3yru5s4w35ps0kstkn9jqxemw90qv7k5ypf5xjtszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxpt8np2 Tomorrow&#39;s Southern Hemisphere plan: <br/><br/>1. Make a pile out of all the warm fluffy things in the house<br/>2. Add cats to top of pile<br/>3. Burrow into middle of pile with a packet of biscuits and a book 2026-04-17T10:36:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfnyq2skkn82urvuuppwlanweeqjz9r677ja06lfp5axj4e3yguwszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx3hg9j6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw0dcrntheueqj00nwq3al893lf0zlf269cvjterqzhuf4laweghqa06vtf'>nevent1q…6vtf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What do they actually taste like? Everyone is too busy weeping about how they can&#39;t keep up with them to describe the taste 2026-04-06T10:36:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszld6ap7ec0kypvhkml4q5jyfh708p4zz6uw2z5whptfdppzruw4qzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx9fc0yp Me to OH: &#34;I don&#39;t know why I&#39;m sitting here looking at moths on Mastodon. I&#39;ve got no END of things to do today.<br/> &#34;... Actually that&#39;s exactly why I&#39;m sitting here looking at moths&#34; 2026-03-06T20:40:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsttn0ngd5wd875n7dzjxh5gsma2jvkey9qudpxy5ax5lascdw3yeqzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxupwxmv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxwldx53w6a7csyj2a28lfgqfpu6lgj74z0jdqzkvvtjwef7hxkgsnduw7a'>nevent1q…uw7a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And not at all where my mind was going<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/133/899/774/617/037/original/cf39216b1693704c.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-02-25T23:39:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2xv7ccee9j0ypu2nqfwclx5s8t02ckkd090zhd4keaau6qjzm9sczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxanu6kh Happy 100th birthday Kenneth Williams. A truly dreadful, magnificent, tragic and above all talented man. Never met him. Probably just as well. 2026-02-20T19:52:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv3w02xw4z09egajhx6rakx60x9aqenznjzevh96q7zryhm7cq2pszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx9r6e2f Wannabe sourdough bakers: &#34;this is my Cassandra starter, I paid $100 for her from an artisan bakery in Auckland she is incredibly delicate. She needs to be kept between 36C and 38C and fed organic flour three times a day and has no discernible flavour&#34;<br/><br/>Me: &#34;this is Milly, she came from a sachet like two years ago. She lives in the fridge and I feed her when I remember to. She smells kinda like paint, eats everything and tastes absolutely incredible PLEASE TAKE SOME&#34;<br/><br/>#sourdough 2026-02-03T10:43:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx8rneph33ay6jfct8za3ttpq5ataskceuwndsfw8ywggmtv6s3gszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxt6ttm3 We trained our model on your emails last night<br/>We captured screenshots of your banking website<br/>And though our surveys say you don&#39;t want AI<br/>That doesn&#39;t matter, your consent is implied<br/><br/>For we&#39;ve got a brand new AI interface<br/>You can use for free<br/>You know you can trust the techbros<br/>So skip the tees and cees<br/>We might boil the rivers<br/>And crash the economy<br/>But we&#39;ve got a brand new AI interface<br/>You can use for free <br/><br/>#ai #firefox #mozilla<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/732/197/337/064/170/original/4e0197668ef0f102.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-17T01:27:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv27e8590jtlse5sy6luzzlr5834vqyu2htvwwcazw8y3gwdl43dqzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxgnzux2 Vote Randall Flagg 2028 2025-11-25T09:16:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy6c7vdytp0u3v754hkpcvaqj4tnkz75lj0vgxcu3jzp76399japgzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxp2tatk Spock: Interesting. The indigents had achieved civilisation level 8c before societal collapse. <br/>Kirk: Remind me, what is the c designation for? <br/>Spock: They had designed those nail clippers with the enclosure around the handle so that they didn&#39;t leave bits of toenail around the bathroom like fucking animals<br/><br/>#StarTrek <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1t7t6mdkkk53k7mc4ffw6eaydcc2r5mjhm9sjfwwsjd6d7xwd0nysd53gex" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Star Trek®</span> (<span class="italic">npub1t7t…3gex</span>)</a></span><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/570/274/526/417/154/original/0d457d73414ee1e5.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-18T10:41:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9uj2fm0x833kph8d3gx3pu2wvyjh6enjjq87nnr54lrlc7h7gvvszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx55k5gw I&#39;m being exposed to British terrestrial TV during my stay here. I don&#39;t remember it being so obsequious, so obsessed with status. &#34;The Comeback King&#34;, &#34;The Tower&#34;, &#34;Most Luxurious Cruise Ships&#34; - is this a new thing? I would have brought a bucket if I&#39;d realized 2025-11-17T20:06:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfux64pyw7g97cztgneprjyzdmfaqysflafxgty08f0hnywgap3sqzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxsrh30x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgg5g8hzfzzvypae66qr06c2l7fczasj808v402tzyuj9r7lslvdq5qzdj7'>nevent1q…zdj7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That&#39;s what you get when you let the kids name the cats! Could have been worse, my mate had one called Näthdog The Magnificent 2025-11-17T17:44:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8664faen5z5dql9e3gcagpqfchst86um7h05mma6qrdm4mpnus4qzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxxugzjt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr9vayq0fn7sdstxrrscnnd4ujdfh9jezl2m45wr7j8s8f4zkz80q5854rl'>nevent1q…54rl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Nixon was a lazy old softy with us but delighted in tormenting his (full tailed) sister Mackerel who was consequently a nervous wreck 2025-11-17T17:14:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr9vayq0fn7sdstxrrscnnd4ujdfh9jezl2m45wr7j8s8f4zkz80qzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx3dwn25 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrdzvvdmjmeu3rgygqktkfgs3ann8s66hr04yk6fs7es06ks7rtdclr72r3'>nevent1q…72r3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s been illegal to breed them for quite a while because the mutation causes a lot of spinal deformations, but the mutation is still pretty common on the island. When I lived here (25 years ago now) I was given a ginger kitten with the mildest form, the &#39;stumpy&#39;. Can&#39;t access photos from here sadly 2025-11-17T17:11:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswygqmryy8utfzj9twxwvsplsvgd5g5mty3mtetn8xqqyu4c2w3fczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxw3z00h I am on the Isle Of Man, on the opposite side of the planet to my cats, but I still periodically think I can hear one of them puking on the carpet in another room. <br/><br/>Also, non-cat people. How do you actually know that a door is properly closed, if there isn&#39;t a cat complaining about it? <br/><br/>#isleofman #cats<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/561/294/167/905/446/original/158a55867230d3fc.gif"> <br/> 2025-11-16T20:38:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqdhm83qu9d6c5sv3dzlf3w7tctpwws5gxfvt2vtt0f9tr2kar6sczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx3vjm03 #catfood flavors #cats would choose<br/><br/>Number five: Unattended cooking ingredients<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/442/464/390/998/059/original/a304d6712d3bc4d7.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-27T06:15:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr5smlrgyhzuv8ckgj6mfguezgz6s85pa6pg6rracye6j3v26ctfgzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxlhpafy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqexm7xj0x0276lh9v05jmy9hvddtcnsku3g6wjl0zv69tzx5rzdgfsvjnj'>nevent1q…vjnj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/353/613/462/027/938/original/492ffa923ecbc8a1.png"> <br/> 2025-10-11T04:23:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0dvy07jsfhvnnkkdenq2800w3sghqs2aujts9tj4n9czvpjwxlhgzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxnmwr4n Bugger me with a fish fork, it&#39;s Friday. How did that happen? 2025-10-09T22:19:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw44r4s38ng2frgehyd3hzwaghtlc2789ntffzcf34x8kng08wf7czypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxz6cwgj #uspol<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/278/456/176/907/770/original/1ebcacc8406cb5c6.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-27T21:48:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz3m0u9qmrdtk40k43dcml5kev5tdt7vqfahgdgmsfyshe0pdqmkszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx94w6su My favourite part of #sourdoughSunday (other than the eating part obviously) is oven spring, where the loaves puff up like indignant hedgehogs. <br/><br/>Sorry for the state of the oven glass though #sorrynotsorry<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/238/605/706/048/568/original/2bc825d8679c87d8.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-20T20:54:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstvq7qch4qzpz0hp29h88g7gauxah6luuuuxwagd9eu9tlh82876qzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxzjfwjk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs87z6xet93ufeen2gtel6nm7w3ru20c6ahr7y6q8p3atxk2dh65ycdvc7x5'>nevent1q…c7x5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Greetings from me and my fucking back.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/198/715/939/786/503/original/860ee9ff9cc5b433.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-09-13T19:48:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp69dgwfmj55r3whpcwauqtq20fk8e0xz9fdmvnv4jc6chzyc45lgzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxzw8van My main hard drive is beginning to fail, but because I&#39;ve recently moved from #Windows to #Linux I&#39;ve been able to run diagnostics and repair the file system a couple of times until I had time to deal with it. A bit of a contrast to MS and its mystery errors...<br/><br/>So now I&#39;m migrating my data to another drive and hoofing my old Windows partition for good. It feels like the Titanic is sinking but it&#39;s &#34;Form an orderly line please, plenty of room on the rescue ship and we&#39;ll have you all back on your way to New York by morning&#34; 2025-08-31T11:29:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv3tfk89pwyzf3wfr2er6ct6frj22j77y4eapwngupklpmzyuwvkgzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxdex9dy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspdk78mtnk8mma4znexd67ae5kkmnc9yld6j4q8fu62wafjz9s4tsht072k'>nevent1q…072k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So sorry Caity. Not ashamed to say I had a little cry for you, seeing as you must be all cried out. 2025-08-04T00:21:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd2m0n903ct22w5hjk64nhnq4rdfz6dhm0mls7n94vg78zcmpg3kczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxapy2jn Okay, it&#39;s Saturday. This is your weekly reminder to spend a few minutes finding all the new ways that the tech bros have inserted #aibullshit into your life and TURNING IT OFF 2025-07-12T11:30:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2qmpufg72xl8vmzrfyn9p7vvjduzvqzq23jgpj89xpyxea8uy9jqzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxxnu2td In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp0w437arqeh5kuc20ezjaj82x7uvruvdf6y0gguju0z0tw7v5z2qp9nyfy'>nevent1q…nyfy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>May they win a lifetime supply of unpalatable soup-in-a-cup mix 2025-06-24T01:21:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrufeqev6c85sewuz6kwtgftmkpgmpug28dulh5vg3j8030ekzzfqzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxlj7a7l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst3szau5qwlx5x8dnsl9mn5cqz2apw9v774ecm5p0x48huk483a0gc3ntcn'>nevent1q…ntcn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I remember a neurology prof talking to my intake about his single experimental dose of cocaine ten years before. I asked him how he felt about it *afterwards* and never forgot what he said:<br/><br/>&#34;Honestly? I felt sad, because as a neurologist I understood that it was a one-time deal. Cocaine lit my brain up like a Christmas tree and nothing - not falling in love, not the birth of my son - would ever feel that good again. Even another big bump could never come close to that first time.&#34; 2025-05-31T05:37:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs83xfc4nj9gpd5e0pvnqa6xalcykjl55xdxxuelnarpclzyfanh8qzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxgrs07k <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/578/660/677/042/728/original/5087fa50b45486ba.jpg"> <br/> 2025-05-27T07:41:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg2k0snszd8c87udvaz8tqwdc4velnejklvh438tah783mfwcjw2qzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxkq7h0n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2rex5zgpgtzamey0n8hm0ztl63f6jmkxxq76283l9c37lcvfgg8sj2fat6'>nevent1q…fat6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You mean Season 4 2025-05-20T22:46:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqk8a3mpcxrryr5lnh9x9u3jjgkheene3qj4mr2yy38n0z3nj9zeszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx5d8k67 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2sdlfclt3nqncrenrwspzqrytmpp9ze0kk9a3vsauetvsz285ndcwmjtjh'>nevent1q…jtjh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m having trouble parsing that. Let me try again:<br/>monthly...<br/>vacuum...<br/>...mmmma no sorry i can&#39;t do it 2025-05-19T05:33:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8rgs3a7naq5cs90nhf49gwxm66a28a5lc9fw4trkcek0243a50mszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxkuuq8r I fought the copy editor; the copy editor won.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/may/18/marked-decline-semicolon-use-english-books-study-suggests">https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/may/18/marked-decline-semicolon-use-english-books-study-suggests</a><br/><br/>#semicolons 2025-05-19T05:31:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdydssr6lkl9mk4v9se54rv9ck74a2y2p5hcyxmsrm3pulrk2pz4czypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxdljnzj Altbot: a journey<br/>@altbot<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/531/896/794/980/972/original/9f11f5e8ae46b2ae.jpg"> <br/> 2025-05-19T01:33:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0xnw6em0akrkd5lr5uvr2wxtff88jzr8cfcjm48h70fu23pmz9hczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxyzjhee In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsge3dw0a7agvzjtj4qzt2gjtcp57jwk9km5uky3lupmpt8jqg205sl3qr5r'>nevent1q…qr5r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And this, boys and girls, is why we wash our salads<br/>#caturday #cats<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/483/512/864/635/888/original/a1604c22a77ad0bd.jpg"> <br/> 2025-05-10T12:25:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqc9d2yzqq68nlwujseml6jfxgp0emeul4dq0taz5wdz3q30m5qxczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx43lv09 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspzedgsl37n778u6drrk6cqwz4mugfx6eg2tym4q8729q9eqz9q0gsgxgtw'>nevent1q…xgtw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Needs a middle aged cis man shouting angrily from the side though 2025-04-21T11:13:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs84gtw0tznt2up05pyj2x9eulpmdqqdpxmv278df4994sl3mcx2pgzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxlgay26 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8p0eauseagv5mal5jtzsvf6uap840nds3n6gw8gsg24ww8nhlt2c4u0vxp'>nevent1q…0vxp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Just saying... The second half of this might possibly be of use <br/><a href="https://youtu.be/5tc3imijsWY?si=OySKvhQ1BfBY2Rig">https://youtu.be/5tc3imijsWY?si=OySKvhQ1BfBY2Rig</a><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/364/537/313/036/251/original/6660cfce34e1b419.png"> <br/> 2025-04-19T11:36:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswvyvsck3fly6243k0rfu4yq0gmasavuvg2m4kf7smdczq2nzwtwqzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxg4wk8h There&#39;s an unremarked contradiction at the heart of many horror movies where they want the family to own a cat so that it can jump-scare the audience - meeROWrrrrrssssss! <br/><br/>That&#39;s fine, but then they expect us to believe that this cat-owning family will get up and creep around the house fearfully in response to an unidentified noise, instead of bellowing &#34;CAT! WHATEVER FUCKERY YOU ARE UP TO, JUST FUCKING STOP IT RIGHT NOW&#34; and going back to sleep<br/><br/>#cats #horror 2025-04-07T11:13:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdstrpjm5rph8yvjn69czff720s3eg9dzf5h288sa8rwhf6gr398gzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx62afzd Back Seat Boys new album just dropped<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/090/878/631/254/817/original/55e9ab086637e321.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-02T04:11:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstwmvnnx22dq83l8ywxx2kl0lquyqt5vc4zsykv7h4j9vat0k3kgszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxhl7nk4 #catfood flavors #cats would choose<br/><br/>Number two: Smoky danglefish<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/751/176/323/969/526/original/e967f0a41876ee05.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-01T19:01:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2nrecuds3833d6w9dswq26gppvhzlpzcwpyjy4ucztm4rus8ucrczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx59m3rr I am hampered in viewing New Zealand homes by the chain shift in kiwi vowels combined with the popularity of outdoor spaces in this region, commonly referred to as the &#39;deck&#39;.<br/><br/>This leads to estate agents telling me, with a straight face, &#34;you should take a look, she&#39;s got an upstairs dick which is pretty unusual&#34;<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/643/250/569/400/849/original/299b2721c6306479.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-13T02:53:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8ysuckuqunhwauwtdxzh5xpv7rwztlhmp0fen8jnx9svg6lglyeqzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxmqzthf Doris was beginning to have misgivings about the new sheepdog. Oh sure - he walked the walk, but she couldn&#39;t shake the feeling that she was about to be fleeced <br/><br/>#cats #sheep<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/627/208/560/718/961/original/b35f347acbba2c09.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-10T06:56:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq9ehwmhj8tdyve5dyt7pjgj92049ssnl9q6jd4vf73pvzc0tw9fqzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxgd3aa2 &#34;Hang on a minute, our Sandra - I&#39;ve got me curlers in&#34;<br/><br/>#hedgehogs<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/508/157/305/067/676/original/efdc4a43bfbcbe65.jpg"> <br/> 2024-11-19T07:30:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy657mlvrw9z2jwrr6mtnsculgpvhjwk75u9zu6fpx7ed9564da5czypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxvcc702 After watching my cats desperately working to achieve R17* in the hallway, I&#39;ve started to wonder about building a cat accelerator. <br/><br/>Nothing fancy, mind you. Just a half-donut shape to allow Cat A to turn 180⁰ without losing too much speed, lined with carpet to give those terror-toes some serious traction during the turn.<br/><br/>Perhaps also with a small compartment built into the top where Cat B can lie in wait, raising the exciting possibility of a high-energy cat/anti-cat collision that could destroy all mass in the known universe, or at least necessitate some local repainting.<br/><br/>#cats<br/><br/>*<a href="https://donotpanic.fandom.com/wiki/R">https://donotpanic.fandom.com/wiki/R</a><br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/483/132/822/873/205/original/e9a6d1fe569fe9fd.jpg"> <br/> 2024-11-14T20:14:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrzpqyvsh76l3fuav2n0zfuwu43drml79h26wl7k02rshnlk0v54gzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxwajw4y Arrested are the cheesemakers<br/><br/><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg57yr2dqd2o">https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg57yr2dqd2o</a> 2024-11-01T03:37:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq9uefqv2efrxk6jn7jnfp4j8e0jkyz5d8svcwfwrnnsfd043undqzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxds9hrp Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and saviour, who laid down a tiny piece of skin from his ear for our sins?<br/><br/>#PoliteWaysToAnnoy<br/>#HashTagGames 2024-10-31T01:33:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsweadxc2qg3cx3vt6ymdwja0jx0vzanr30xzkqdh7c2pwlxx0rkhczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx0fuxpm #PoliteWaysToAnnoy<br/>#HashTagGames<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/399/397/864/057/532/original/0cc844082a02f5f0.mp4"></video><br/> 2024-10-31T01:18:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs25jmu9ycrdpk8c3fhl0glm0z78h87szja4qmcn5zp79484nv5w6czypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx9znnwt Fresh drugs 1924<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/359/743/445/579/951/original/9229b6f9ae808451.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-24T01:16:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz3nnz75tc28x35cfd6rex506f46uus608q3v53lmkvhyjekwyfxgzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxz9xn4j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfkcflh50ng8l04z3g83j0acyeg66xdzqly9efv2svz7r9e3yf26c8cm7er'>nevent1q…m7er</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In its natural habitat, the internet 2024-10-22T21:35:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgxgem23c557z0v6pxt2wpvynp46kwstxfawtyhyw4m8scp2vwqxszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxvct54v &#34;I have to get off this leaf. My own colours are giving me a migraine&#34;<br/><br/>(Idk what kind of lizard this is but I&#39;m sure someone will tell me)<br/><br/>#LizardsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/352/794/376/012/202/original/313470f964329d06.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-22T19:50:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz4gu4ry7vnuk7ha99dpw029lejqfspsp2ukp6h8dtta5eydvrrkczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxe6g7lj My darling i love you, but never wear that hat again<br/><br/>#medievalart<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/321/012/487/924/323/original/b990be5144f9678c.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-17T05:06:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv95d8staes4tvmgyj8vckz2w52u3ju0v727aru3uyx9n23qdwz2czypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxcwr67w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfq0uj9kkm0rk0cqa2g6yfwmdwvx9856ejeuup7fpry64f0xxfgeggd4g2t'>nevent1q…4g2t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>But in case those are too lightweight for you... leftovers are for hot water crust<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/316/330/951/040/640/original/fc6debd92feaeee3.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-16T09:13:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfq0uj9kkm0rk0cqa2g6yfwmdwvx9856ejeuup7fpry64f0xxfgegzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxw7ktgp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyx04eunxsncq0uu7nj7jsnudr75gufjnr3s6mfchy9d4ngzzhwscjg0l6u'>nevent1q…0l6u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I smash out a dozen of these bad boys at a time - traditional filling but half the size, because i can grab them out of the freezer on my way to work and they&#39;re ready to warm up by lunchtime.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/316/316/653/154/108/original/e5aecf8efb2ff8c3.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-16T09:12:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs853z5ehxnfh5n8dd5uzu3n8lurlf5ferlg99d2x7ts3mlfwv7efgzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxn0dnja Overheard by a colleague, new female hospital pharmacist taking no prisoners on the phone: <br/><br/>&#34;Okay Chelsea, I&#39;m ending this conversation. I&#39;m going to annotate the patient record to the effect that i was unable to resolve this because of your obstructive attitude. And that&#39;s the word I&#39;m going to use, because when this inevitably turns into an incident investigation and your boss and my boss have to sit down and go through the documentation, that is the word i want them to see. Now I&#39;m going to hang up and move on with my day, so if you change your mind please email me because there are other things i need to be getting on with.&#34; (calmly puts down phone and moves to next task without discussing with anyone else) 2024-09-19T20:09:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdg7wlx6wc6uhl4zqcsppdqx2pu88nern0c79lg6lhrmn67gc5adszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxlr0tea So I&#39;m doing top-up vaccination training, and all the images - which are supposed to help me apply my learning to my patients - are AI generated. <br/><br/>Which makes me wonder, how long will it be before our beauty standards become defined by these images? Is it already underway? <br/><br/>#ai 2024-09-15T05:13:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs26rq6jestvk489w8mwtd9hdn22y5jt2tn5605k03tv0emvn26dgczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxszvvf8 The Thing<br/><br/>... You know, The Thing! The thing with the... (gestures vaguely)<br/><br/>#MakeAMoviePlotSuperficial<br/>#HashTagGames 2024-09-12T01:30:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz4j4ld8dg89kujhqs92vf2v0wjs60rhxvcq4pyjej8ertpytp6qczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxzrngvj Bought a new jacket the other day and it burst into flames.<br/><br/>I thought it was a smoking jacket, but it turned out to be a blazer<br/><br/>#fathersday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/064/194/804/338/950/original/96dbab6529a0572f.jpg"> <br/> 2024-09-01T20:32:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspp732veatqz5pnwvurxfdt6lj4yvj0whjgh0llg5s0a9z9c73lzczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxnfde2s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqk3hl7u2r507xge3a35qnl3dp8nvct8le34kc78f509cvyaadzdcx6j0um'>nevent1q…j0um</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In that case it&#39;s a sliding definition, and as you age it eventually encompasses things like &#39;fetching a cup of tea&#39; 2024-08-28T19:47:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszhcf9rhyc89ken4ea9mvd6epux2kd7zrqpjnsppzuj4aqumpj7cgzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxphv3gq In the face of overwhelming expectations, my preferred strategy is to feign complete incompetence.<br/><br/>I&#39;m getting pretty good at it. <br/><br/>#caturday #cats<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/010/139/967/425/753/original/03544bb2d04f343e.jpg"> <br/> 2024-08-23T20:00:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqf2jpczayryqz9d7mhdsjcl9unj5rpgnecwxchrctxzvqmn8cl7qzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxvvpgck In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxp304x67ymr66geyanhlewjmsycjp2l0dkrnhume3av6uf636drqnsem9n'>nevent1q…em9n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Alumni, fellows and Masters i guess 2024-08-17T07:48:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8pkt89a46l0fgrllpx5xh7afm5jwfr0y4fepv2q5t66rmnpu8n8qzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx66366r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2g6jqxcw6n66gk262n3u0rdd8mgz69wpx89a9kf63wt9lk69799q9vpc7c'>nevent1q…pc7c</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Current and former Peterhouse students 2024-08-17T06:54:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs97j5yw2kw30fvpr6y9nxdqqc9utyut75253zp8w85yfk2zkph3egzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxapwvtg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs07vvfk52vn5dd0z8wjftynfz7qalw84wf5wns6yj75h5z2743xqsnndq04'>nevent1q…dq04</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oddly &#39;pulorum&#39; means &#39;of chickens&#39; 2024-08-06T07:03:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs07vvfk52vn5dd0z8wjftynfz7qalw84wf5wns6yj75h5z2743xqszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxqev4s0 &#34;We&#39;d better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit&#39;s dynamite!&#34;<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/913/697/352/821/383/original/f13b527d42231753.jpg"> <br/> 2024-08-06T06:40:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg5w6w3gueajt5ehjkgnap2swf3sj4673cda7m9qpfqdtyw968jyszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxktram3 She stopped paying her gravity subscription weeks ago <br/>#cats<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/884/179/249/762/040/original/9b5a94be2bff6213.jpg"> <br/> 2024-08-01T07:00:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxm44ch38f3v7wesuq7zhzer9kwwuyzf43udhdpxy5dfphcxuzyfczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx5uq74n The monastic expression of &#39;what the fuck are those cats doing? It&#39;s 3am!&#39;<br/>#cats #MedievalArt<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/873/700/146/511/920/original/343ba7f08a6eba05.jpg"> <br/> 2024-07-31T07:00:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy7tnqsnh8gxdhcnxmmtruczf2psgcndzat47pnz0r74lp3qmv4wqzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx7symfv Signs your cat has sampled your dinner, volume 812:<br/><br/>#tikithethief<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/111/690/144/825/662/045/original/4867e3806504d725.jpg"> <br/> 2024-01-03T04:33:40Z