2026-04-13T15:49:22Z https://yabu.me Widdershins Smith 🐘 https://yabu.me/npub1fc4r07r6s55ujgz50feex0fgw70txhamlyltst0vqd2ekuknards6vnrvd https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/109/970/129/706/726/671/original/5ab0cbe3fc719188.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/109/970/129/706/726/671/original/5ab0cbe3fc719188.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqtkx7q8ua0ulqt883tzg5d093anhwe87s66hr0we3va6wt76zr7gzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkyeqd97 Am I the only one who thinks Trump&#39;s words over the last few days sound like he is going to nuke Iran??<br/><br/>I mean, he DID want to nuke a hurricane... 2026-04-07T12:42:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp4q7lvj57ed75tn4jwt5s5433krpy07smllf369cm4tcynkedulczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk7h2a77 Ah yes, time for the biannual gaslighting of the cat, in which I slowly shift meals by 15 minutes at a time for two weeks in a ritual that is both mystifying and infuriating for him. 2026-03-29T06:51:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs82wn0f2gurz846780ghcfcpqwa4ul3h3taff8mfa4jgmwuspnkmszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dklx73a9 I am the #binfluencer<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/919/739/686/987/328/original/79b502ea5e318e1f.png"> <br/> 2026-01-19T03:54:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv4pvk4hklqklmf490x6eynz489en2nxvpf898ssr82q7lq4jcatgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkwkxzwy Not even mentioned on the BBC &#34;News&#34; app 🙄<br/><br/><a href="https://aje.io/aubryq">https://aje.io/aubryq</a> 2026-01-08T02:47:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy0xkqc7fucyzl4ulrnwukfdwh3gjnxwk2nyx4hvt9plt696cvkvqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkpy57rr Wait. Why would targeting Putin&#39;s residence be any worse than Russia targeting civilians (especially children and hospitals)? 2025-12-30T17:16:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs04jyekmr9fn6hss8sysqa0s8nuqlcjhxr9mg3caqetuks6pj9thczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkczj27c Seasons&#39; Greetings<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/775/678/385/263/237/original/50fdbb898d4f0794.png"> <br/> 2025-12-24T17:17:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0h5xfxs3dx0uvqh335x3kny8lzj808r27e23hngx3ax80ea82mgqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkgcpqkl Friends, I’m a bit down after getting my doctor&#39;s test results back.<br/><br/>Turns out, I’m not going to be a doctor. 2025-12-24T17:05:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9f0way622c7xenuapv5ysnxq2xmfqvmrnfag6fm47ctv3d3snk0szyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkfc6v8w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8w5awusfjyrhuea3qymlewzwfvkseckcngzk09cz648arkcayx9c0rtfsm'>nevent1q…tfsm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Y 2025-12-22T10:42:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf20c7ae69fvtsj4glt6r8fydqushdw3ars4d04546s2ggenwwpagzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dktnqtv3 Updated version #CookieMeme<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/759/549/689/160/711/original/f3146ad9e3fedea0.png"> <br/> 2025-12-21T20:56:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszjjrmt6l7zj6dcn70g6cckcyyu5a45ws24fll68ne4kevdyegdyczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkxc0ww9 All cats can speak Dutch but choose not to 2025-12-12T17:58:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd2tzkyzg8eygtu0xfmzd0jvnh0lyv8yqyrphsmshqnvelnq74huqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk0hpv26 Life is like a helicopter.<br/><br/>In other news, I do not know how to operate a helicopter. 2025-11-07T21:42:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyd6l9r3xa3dv2wq5awt8vrv8a08hy24uhc7gy60wy4rw3f0yau4gzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkgsha8g RIP James Watson<br/><br/>In other news, one of the people who discovered DNA was still alive this morning! 😯<br/><br/>BBC News - DNA pioneer James Watson dies at 97<br/><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn8xdypnz32o">https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn8xdypnz32o</a> 2025-11-07T20:07:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2e6wcyfl5m3zsgsgkrwyu6gt9m46qewgskehtztmyccxa4904aqszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkwl28m3 Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/504/421/594/187/221/original/e60c8f0a3b9de504.png"> <br/> 2025-11-06T19:34:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrh02vrs8t74jgwxzmsfqyf87u0mm33pr2x606rp2yfw4rvavxgfqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkvde3xn I fully recommend that you watch Netflix&#39;s &#34;House of Dynamite&#34; - It&#39;s a truly brilliant movie.<br/><br/>Then, and ONLY THEN, read this post about it:<br/><br/><a href="https://davidallengreen.com/2025/10/why-a-house-of-dynamite-is-a-good-film-about-how-those-with-power-make-decisions/">https://davidallengreen.com/2025/10/why-a-house-of-dynamite-is-a-good-film-about-how-those-with-power-make-decisions/</a> 2025-11-01T14:26:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs26v4xmkqkd0gk3hfg3gqnvvmy7zx90904aeyk2pnyj9jszmjvk0szyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk3rkjag In Norway, all Naval ships have barcodes on the sides. During docking, this allows them to... Scandinavian 2025-10-28T19:10:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg64wf66vmg0zrknkc8nftqct9gsph86mc8k98d9sj6gcmryp7zeszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkfdpu9l The left wing will feed 100 people because there is 1 who might go hungry.<br/>The right wing will let 100 people starve because there might be 1 who doesn&#39;t need the food.<br/><br/>That tells you everything you need to know about the current state of politics. 2025-10-27T19:42:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr4etvw3gzz4xrxpw44akz4exac8qfytdpty9wwj5gmgw3hnwsdsczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkwkwgy8 Does anyone know where the setting is to change the clock on an African Grey Parrot?? 2025-10-26T09:28:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqegz45fs7s9ynxw34deyt6z4j2jndj67mac49ue7hehtuysxnnhgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkaycdr4 If you spell your name backwards and put an umlaut over the first vowel, that&#39;s your IKEA furniture name.<br/><br/>(Kräm) 2025-10-19T15:25:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswpctx0peyzznv7f6jjfm6wh3tamqtugcte307yn7d2ezym769vcczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk6ufcpf You know what really grinds my gears?<br/><br/>Not depressing the clutch fully 2025-10-07T15:00:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyjclllt9p43va39wt0gges4yxrvnwa5c0e5plt900n8ypvq5dgxczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk25qtvn <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/308/651/611/822/206/original/81ddc0d76ba81a93.png"> <br/> 2025-10-03T05:46:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstl9yz04h4t96egdl3srg5yvtr2ak0ylly39hdqy8sl24clg2s87szyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkrwh2a4 Remember that blowing out someone else’s candle will not make yours shine any brighter… 2025-09-20T15:51:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdmgmxvzyy8gmextmmt28mfvck7yywzlnmgc5zjec4n8z806rkx0qzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkht3ngm <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/176/271/826/903/179/original/9857398224f40698.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-09T20:40:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrd2ahxs8sfszlsfhhna6d8mv9vkeeuux72e8a5wy5lrwyly7qlfgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkceagl2 I think about this dude a lot:<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/161/612/077/282/367/original/8d68d8a43048174b.png"> <br/> 2025-09-07T06:32:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs98sshghw8yxutw39vqm0y5dh6yd42jmdf8dj9f6f86j4fhvsuywqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkwft2yr “Jurassic Park IT Support”<br/>“THE FENCES ARE DOWN!”<br/>“Which fences?”<br/>“ALL THE FENCES!”<br/>“Could you read the fence designation number? It’s at the base.”<br/>“THE RAPTORS ARE OUT!”<br/>“I’ll open a ticket for you once you give me the base number”<br/>“AAARGH!”<br/>[Line Goes Dead]<br/>“I guess they don’t need a ticket” 2025-08-27T06:28:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ujukz9a6hapq85qpleavrudfv0rxqevly54ft8k84tfncxgldwczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkec4zff The only acceptable name change. <br/><br/>Please take note, #Google<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/085/498/008/563/230/original/d442723cc8f7ff08.png"> <br/> 2025-08-24T19:56:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp5mkqypdv88eu2x9e62yaay0ydrv437lxz2gg78d2e3f5f9t85wczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkldvla8 My smart toaster just tried to jump in the tub with me 2025-08-23T17:40:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszkqgn4z64trh09m7zf8e8rf7qchr8cwacgztkcy5mm53ylluf6kszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk5h4m7n This needs to be shouted from the rooftops!<br/><br/>(I was going to say parapets too, but the fascist Christian churches supported the move. They ALWAYS side with evil, see Trump, WWII, WWI, etc.)<br/><br/>#Brexit<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/055/030/537/907/090/original/ff94bc83d46e89b8.png"> <br/> 2025-08-19T10:48:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqd8d4lfcq4nqfc5k5jk9t3ll5l7zvtr3vmh4gc2ut340pmyakjugzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkm5f5xt One helpful tip is to organise all your ideas into folders by category and then erase that whole experience from your memory 2025-08-18T20:13:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsruuqtwa2dyumrsnvc3cqak74m4gxdefa2v6q6vec8p2whvud98aqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkkje83u Actually my favourite use of this meme template:<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/043/352/420/218/744/original/954d5c713b8b2227.png"> <br/> 2025-08-17T09:17:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdgpse8ywslzjyk8uwa74yu88mu8kpu7v3qmdz4auah5m433ygj2gzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkpqcwq7 I&#39;ve decided I&#39;ll never get down to my original weight, and I&#39;m okay with that.<br/><br/>7 lbs 6 oz is just unrealistic. 2025-08-16T16:16:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0r3dfuke0jez5x2ecfzd5kyz8yqfugauxpqcvmdkpd8yfl9p0u0qzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkeuq2c5 <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/011/427/179/564/985/original/52f98dfea6a189ef.png"> <br/> 2025-08-11T17:58:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr0zvuug9x9m0uumdwsn2syzr9snqcngwft3cdqjhm2cm7cvst4jgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkd82jwx I was helping my son with his homework and I told him that a female gazelle was called a madamazelle so now I have another meeting with his teacher. 2025-08-06T18:30:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswapf99382t3754rap595gggl2470hs99uvzxhk50p9hnpl4n8rsszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkzczz00 Crime in the UK is actually falling and has been for years.<br/><br/>But #Farage, #Reform and #GBNews won&#39;t tell you that.<br/><br/>And #morons believe them...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/960/378/296/633/957/original/fa15b7982d9ed8b9.png"> <br/> 2025-08-02T17:36:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyvnsat7w5kgfw80wgzfltksqcuwr2cx2fjycfyal4ttmkdtj3pnczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dke4pvzk And the next chapter of WWIII has begun:<br/><br/>BBC News - Trump moves nuclear submarines after ex-Russian president&#39;s comments<br/><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93dgr2dd53o">https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c93dgr2dd53o</a> 2025-08-01T17:48:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsddcnxkpr4d72fpu7rmmf4m0s2hdznfctrqd3aw5n38sk2qdg4ccgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkf9grfn Killing Eve or Scrubs for me<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/952/996/241/788/497/original/0b2e5e1d690c638f.png"> <br/> 2025-08-01T10:18:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswglqhezqhfpazrpc4lx7h77hnja2z67sentcuf9zve5642t4sfaczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkqergug <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/926/399/957/057/581/original/f2ada603b82b6ef8.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-27T17:34:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq9y3w7yaltvjetm82h5hzhrzjentrtq30ltagn5t52m3pp625qdqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkwfhydp Is there anyone who still actually believes that organised Religion of any form is good?<br/><br/>#ReligionPoisonsEverything #Antitheist #Atheist <br/><br/>BBC News - Jesus Army: Investigating one of the UK&#39;s most abusive cults - BBC News<br/><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp82g8dnxggo?app-referrer=deep-link">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp82g8dnxggo?app-referrer=deep-link</a> 2025-07-27T17:23:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsztq2w7em786ad8e0wqdvdn8kl9vec59uruq26l72mztkfrjr50xgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk0002km #ICE #ProudBoys #KKK<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/924/890/660/885/426/original/5952905f5068e843.png"> <br/> 2025-07-27T11:11:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs25am6urhgcdshdu5ttzs9wslhe7x2ptn69ky9a7s29tmmw05v0agzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkya05dz Standing in my backyard, waving tinfoil flags so the aliens can find me 2025-07-23T12:30:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2adekqh5q72anl8ahdm3mheqnzwj2wl7epy7qzysj7wlwndc5s8czyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkz7y97c The boss has been pestering me to attend a leadership conference so I, completely jokingly, said, &#34;A true leader would never sit in an audience being told what to do&#34; and now half this office is in existential crisis 2025-07-18T11:18:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrkjv7zwydshnnymhujjgrgts7pkxpdffmtd3zlagclqcwhualeeqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkdl9d42 Greg Wallace has 45 complaints of misconduct lodged against him, and Trump was the 45th President of the USA.<br/><br/>Coincidence?<br/><br/>Absolutely, you freak. That&#39;s enough internet for you!<br/><br/>BBC News - Gregg Wallace &#39;deeply sorry&#39; after 45 claims against him upheld - BBC News<br/><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3endz88k2qo">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3endz88k2qo</a> 2025-07-14T17:48:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsykrrughuw89lhpajhnup97kn7ujl2z9zn80992w0cz97dq0h30wgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkr7nxjl My New Year&#39;s Resolution is to be more punctual 2025-07-08T16:40:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqslxyh8emu387zhauafg32rqgnm57jsr83s4l2yl3500prfk96wszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk53yp7f Well, at least it wasn&#39;t defenestration...<br/><br/>Or was it the threat of defenestration? 🤔<br/><br/><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy7nvxzrvr0o">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy7nvxzrvr0o</a> 2025-07-07T17:20:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy7n833m8z9he6vtwlkk6wxlqwpt3xhvq5ts84jn0qf04gmgvuwpqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dklxs2sl #NoEquity #Equity #Billionaire #WealthGap<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/806/533/926/420/833/original/737774a10c201e30.png"> <br/> 2025-07-06T13:31:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsds6mtusvy6tglt5cfnzxejac2erfn7fz62l7t89x57alwm2cnjmczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkazkuxp CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays<br/>PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast<br/>CC: No, eggs are ok<br/>P: But eggs are chicken<br/>CC: Not until they hatch<br/>P: So the thing isn&#39;t the thing until it&#39;s born?<br/>CC: Correct—um, no, wait.<br/><br/>#ReligionPoisonsEverything #Religion #NoGods #Antithiest 2025-07-06T11:25:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsryvfk5jp8xk0csf35c3deza3rv76n2jv3z8e7p7fkt5xe535fnqczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkfw4034 <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/799/116/776/099/363/original/6df41abf90c83ed1.png"> <br/> 2025-07-05T06:05:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszdx8s46564slx4psd376rwrf5g33p7l5r3dnly0z5ua2x3c8dneczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dke5xwcm Drawn 8 years ago!<br/><br/>This is it. This is the cartoon.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/725/784/714/110/895/original/d4e162876a4b34bb.png"> <br/> 2025-06-22T07:16:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdlehm7ccpgf6czs43y3tenpajry2vv654y0pw8dar237l0nvzqvgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk7xm6fp The correct spelling is &#34;School&#34;, not &#34;School&#34;.<br/>Some people are putting the second &#39;o&#39; before the first &#39;o&#39;, which is clearly bonkers. 2025-05-24T11:24:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrk3vxljt9ulua6v8qmy2n05xhgeaxztv7xeaxwrplvwa7zlcuk9gzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkumj2s5 Slava Ukraini!!<br/><br/>I stand with Zelensky and the people of Ukraine<br/><br/>#slavaukraini 2025-02-28T19:59:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszestm4huar9nqquqgyqfn75xzjpseac2wywz89uhtljeezfu82cqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk2hlkhw A London bus stop<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/060/762/256/999/879/original/d1998bb5e84548ee.png"> <br/> 2025-02-24T20:32:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspneh5tnet4nxhyqp20emd763r4f3cygkt60w9fgeknvw5wj6xp7qzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk770vxc Does anyone still think Trump is not an authoritarian dictator?<br/>The US republic is dead. If you hear agonal breathing, it&#39;s pointless trying to resuscitate - the brain damage is beyond repair.<br/>There will not be elections in 2028.<br/>Democracy died in the USA on January 20, 2025<br/><br/>If we allow the Tories or Reform to get into government in the next 2 decades, the UK will follow it to the grave.<br/><br/>#resist 2025-02-05T19:15:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvzvnkh7yh7md7t4mvs6as0xvuka2zvnrt4epf2x7w70rgnmk6d5qzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkx7qrc2 #Brexit Begat Trump &amp; WWIII<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/939/601/255/616/871/original/b0db48caf083683c.png"> <br/> 2025-02-03T11:00:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2fcngavmuhh0zdr59xdcsgyxepqvw9tcteph488y6g5hx49x7xhgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkadlvl8 #WeekOne<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/893/579/927/884/903/original/274322cd13dac5e6.png"> <br/> 2025-01-26T07:55:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ad224teuw5s6dxxu32204tl96t6uwwa8kpppat089p9n2vrlafszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkhcp7pp #epstein #maralago<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/888/753/809/950/690/original/38adfa3272c60651.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-25T11:28:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvqwhesup8va86hcftn69pzeljjwdf9xj0cclywpm4pnfvj2uc6sczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk4zsj27 Me: It doesn&#39;t have a tail, so I&#39;m pretty sure it&#39;s a hamster.<br/>Tech support: “sigh”<br/>Fine. Right-click on your hamster... 2025-01-24T20:13:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq4mkp0spqzzq43ajmvmdx0suz8536kf60v6lm8lpyqd794jwgukczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkcle9du <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/856/645/255/206/777/original/a0555c9131e4f60d.png"> <br/> 2025-01-19T19:22:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs06altx0wh7sh3hn0hdh2awqwy6dz3gf5m3zaa82h967ljeafwgwszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkplj2x7 **Chefs Kiss**<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/845/351/780/324/582/original/d83363126d472685.png"> <br/> 2025-01-17T19:31:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst7agz44nwx3zk3x4ufscujcnsxyw9ry6s3xgv8ef2e90n045uknqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkux29hg #NoNotes<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/805/523/448/765/957/original/4ab4d0df813e4486.png"> <br/> 2025-01-10T18:42:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9zwyyhlv5tarn7ud265q0d9ejayc7sfvdvw3pyntjcc7dkfn9htszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dketeef4 #antichrist #prostitute #escort<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/800/588/883/928/196/original/618efeb555d35081.png"> <br/> 2025-01-09T21:47:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgw4kftcnwv8mlx02upa03sa4dvty3ftux5duda3hkx30w8e53lcszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkpe5pss <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/788/459/295/715/738/original/560ad2fb0996417d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-07T18:21:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq42jp9fyxpufmtw0786x8y5ahpvrnqras40xs4lkguc4jecn0pfszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkp85vtt Show me a cuter wedding photo. I&#39;ll wait....<br/><br/>#wedding #happy<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/765/367/632/429/249/original/7448af737c6db9c0.png"> <br/> 2025-01-03T16:30:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst3c4lurykfkwaqfhtxf7m33veru8yutx0gd59mv7k29np9yh4ryczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkzhjulu #abortion<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/755/294/219/941/432/original/61b870337e3ba9c5.png"> <br/> 2025-01-01T21:47:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0jgnzhglwffkkw687nhvq768rq5s84d0thk6nsklgj59w5pc5rzczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkrznu47 Greed and rampant capitalism have taken over. Inflation, shrinkflation, deregulation - all to make more profit for the already super rich. <br/>The 90s were about providing the best service to retain customers and gain new ones. All abandoned for greed. The 20s have been the decade of shittification. 2025-01-01T10:10:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstnwn02kx2ctfwugwzja0rh9vuq9hw023wy49rs83unwtjnqp6wsgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dketqkc9 #fascism<br/>#tories<br/>#reform<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/746/837/413/967/053/original/df72020a0c42564b.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-31T09:56:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8s85y04d5hr496mh6d2fxpgxkehtv4k0ue50y2v4qq8tdt7qe60gzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkt72095 #misinformation<br/>#populism<br/>#fascism<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/746/833/640/321/861/original/0d689d4015dffaff.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-31T09:55:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd4f754k44qmggkwpdrvmjnnfmxksud77de0dj8uqnlvy6rsd4rtczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkzlxgy6 Maths is hard...🙄<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/723/948/468/266/216/original/2ef8c97e76c06587.png"> <br/> 2024-12-27T08:55:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9509lragg7tjfhdh8qz5ewrt4l9dmhw9t58802ky6p97j055w8mgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk3s7z4x It&#39;s 2024. If you&#39;re still buying and reading a daily newspaper, I think you are a moron.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/719/488/054/792/539/original/1693b2958327ad5a.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-26T14:01:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdsvmdq7dr9sy7chul63z0q47rg78r6t6aet8k3t65y59wf80v78gzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkvqjhhc Today, as a woke leftie, I have donated to #Wikipedia in the hope that it doesn&#39;t get sold to an evil fascist<br/><br/> (and because it&#39;s helped me numerous times but mainly the evil fascist thing...) 2024-12-26T09:50:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2n9jefnflwj3snl5rs67qpyt98p3jr2wg2mmgg9gn583pxju3yqgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkq4md6v I like this one...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/712/662/482/915/035/original/18f53acc210ec83c.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-25T09:05:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz4qvvtkrkpmue2r4ee5u8zaangul9yty3xyj2erpuc0yer0zs7uczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk4k4lmz #lostdog<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/710/012/319/592/475/original/2bb712d9b81a0302.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-12-24T21:51:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspttafle9mu3aln6j8gsthkgv8sm6zffdrem5d2ekzrjh70c72hwgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkewndc7 Remember that blowing out someone else’s candle will not make yours shine any brighter… 2024-12-23T12:15:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswre88644nzck2tcck5pgjrucj3x5gtfwq5weyf8fxwn7yfrcpmqczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkxkxrp0 #English #Woke<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/664/097/217/871/303/original/3f82499d91298251.png"> <br/> 2024-12-16T19:14:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy68h4cd463e8fs9w7z0q2pehk4gr5zjxl2nr2n9vvpf03sy4ajpqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkmq47wn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqn36nfkjlar0t9slze36f88e7ynjme0ft2wa0ztevxy3f8427wsspmj25e'>nevent1q…j25e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/585/067/493/701/779/original/b0215be1408482f5.png"> <br/> 2024-12-02T20:16:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd8nuf4ds2ld29qehqvqtq57xhzy8qlv2dxa77fz64txkty44320czyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkrsp9tp I don&#39;t remember who posted this originally, but whomever you are, you have immeasurably improved my every night in a hotel since...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/583/219/431/460/415/original/a85bf3a562115ea4.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-02T12:26:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxg7d7m4h3tvax5k08svcsspzcvupz8ufz3l3wpqdlm53yyu2acqqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkeuwhde #immigration #immigrants<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/562/763/295/313/935/original/8b9e5b33b593afd4.png"> <br/> 2024-11-28T21:44:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp9ne9nj8jmc6mjy8j7dms8j73ackzyfy8v8xmcekzs20phwd7f5qzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk8kx4jk Seems legit<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/559/576/273/225/932/original/2f691ccaf46a8062.jpg"> <br/> 2024-11-28T08:13:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstc5kj7qh044m0uupjn8tvr5esq2qptczr59a8a2egyjp07mm4qqgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dka4wc0x #ReligionPoisonsEverything<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/551/438/089/863/640/original/01d86e8a6622dd94.png"> <br/> 2024-11-26T21:44:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxfj6mxsrphduprqn749yfx46fax3dj366t6948qyl47f3c6qan9szyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkft64ry Dear <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1nwkd0pe6pn7x8tassvrpcs8nleyxpnm7y8g0wqjzcgrwhaucjjvqcrdgjz" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Openvibe</span> (<span class="italic">npub1nwk…dgjz</span>)</a></span> can we have a web app (or a Linux port of the Android app), please?<br/><br/>PS - I love the Android app and have been promoting it wildly across the platforms 😊 2024-11-18T22:32:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstwrg454l8cj7f9z0sx0u9f8jydhnqw8tc940604expcv6h3rtltszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkw4px9h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxfzlj00wfdwmwartgjypg3t9us5ufkq03e4ztyd6kdpp5kmkte8g8clzm7'>nevent1q…lzm7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He didn&#39;t - he only raised it when he needed to, otherwise he had room to keep his arm down 2024-11-17T06:47:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd8d5j3fg87gk080uga2rrcf4vmncn6n3wjsmf85zgfx0suqu9khgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkm0uk7w This is almost exactly what I thought...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/496/912/993/789/534/original/fa4483c8142e8b3c.png"> <br/> 2024-11-17T06:38:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdu822f5nyrds27fysr9eenn0yr78mzvgswy37qqfmdqralaq3yjszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkzs7fxz *gestures at everything*<br/><br/>Is this all because I didn&#39;t forward that chain email in 1996? 🤔 2024-11-16T07:14:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx2ypsq0zkg3t4d4ffj5zx7hnf4fyt3lczldy685gemwjvulyfp0czyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk9zyhka I&#39;ve talked to a few people spread across the UK this morning, and we&#39;re all complaining that we woke up, wide awake at 4am.<br/>What happened?<br/><br/>Some weird weather pressure thing?<br/><br/>A subsonic/supersonic noise?<br/><br/>The mystyrons? 2024-11-12T07:19:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8exl4ht4t006tc3e72cykxdlfakzkpgcxpxtp28y8dusuxchgcdczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkr7vk24 I used to be addicted to soap, but I&#39;m clean now. 2024-11-11T19:45:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrwcgmgve589alzcpzjjj5f6cy03429yv2hgevh3ltr78r4zqe9dgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkfymztp #Patrick<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/454/476/655/512/939/original/2e2881bfa47621c6.png"> <br/> 2024-11-09T18:45:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf5uks6pat62jqw9k20km5ypr7f4uldpc3f8pxly9s8sfyyrmpp5qzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dknsxqyn What borders on stupidity?<br/><br/>Mexico and Canada 2024-11-09T12:32:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdcgr09j9terurm77nw60ev8pwzw58uh5equjastx6f0sexj82cpczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dke8l3kf The eight spiders I ate in my sleep last year have woven together the microplastics in my bloodstream to create a tiny uss enterprise that may in fact be hurtling towards my brain even as we 2024-11-07T17:56:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8n7725avlze9r6ky8hgpvhgw6aju0mwhyqkar6awq4e05fcrzfzqzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk08qs28 Well, it&#39;s clearly a corrupt election. Stop the count. Voter irregularities everywhere. You look at Georgia, you look at Pennsylvania, massive corruption. Poll workers bribed. Poll workers &#34;off sick&#34;.<br/>Biden has total immunity - he needs to use it.<br/>What they&#39;ve done is so unfair. Many people say so. Covefe. 2024-11-06T07:38:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxsve52k0nza3d6n9d0cwh0jjk9dcal8duesw9fns2spap0gaaxmgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk4ma32u #ForJaney #TisaC<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/432/663/958/980/481/original/a2855a222e4297dc.png"> <br/> 2024-11-05T22:18:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxdduteegcmkzfxglp4gqkg52tzhegfan73t68k3cucynaq2wz7qszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dka27as9 #NikkiHaley<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/426/992/528/053/353/original/e6a377a29e4dc8f9.png"> <br/> 2024-11-04T22:16:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrxx70td3hfdpmj3uyxxvara28dw2uqnlv7yn4jnttnafeupv8j5czyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk98jtf8 #OpticalIllusion<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/409/193/947/276/744/original/80fd2c2ebb683025.png"> <br/> 2024-11-01T18:49:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz5fal54gcpf0dmx0sjl0fqmylxuxrr2mdqs7w4jvsfu08eswm2wszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkgzzklg Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn&#39;t working. 2024-10-31T18:17:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv7cdg5gmvqyq9x422sz0yuuxuy22p5v26dv4wnfxjks9rvcdr4aszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkej3jys I think it was Ricky Gervais who said that people saying that he hates the religious when he actually hates #religion, is like people accusing him of hating people with cancer. <br/><br/>It&#39;s not the people with cancer, it&#39;s cancer...<br/><br/>(Weirdly, I like Ricky&#39;s work, but I&#39;m not a fan of the supercilious git himself) 2024-10-15T05:33:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgqvef9pl38m744vfka69k6e3udnnu26zz0scvz6r9scccmwl85zgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkl5hv8w Just a reminder that 15 years ago, there were no waiting lists over 18 weeks, no 12-hour A&amp;E waits, no waiting an hour for an urgent ambulance, over 90% of cancer patients started treatment within 2 months, and everyone could see their GP within 2 days....<br/><br/>Then we got the Tories 2024-10-06T16:57:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgeh7t3ytexe3y5pn4g3fxnq9aau5zcl9e6lrffasn9w8felqw8ugzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dke8up3t <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/220/254/763/816/514/original/a793cb74e165c2f9.png"> <br/> 2024-09-29T09:59:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx8p6wzkm9x7v79uafthl69ltfjdt0w6ug6wdz8yy049cv9l367qszyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dka77fcd <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/212/234/625/105/495/original/fcafe3011d3559d2.png"> <br/> 2024-09-28T00:00:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd2a7eywk56vh8tjt2wynzyzuvgm4ty68g65lmv8weyjl8gw20jmgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkhjq92l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0f4rlrwxkta6d3dg2jakmey7daczz0n7hmkramqu9qy0zwtdv2vgzktl6y'>nevent1q…tl6y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s a psychological fact that many firefighters are pyromaniacs - I was taught to recognise the signs in my colleagues (and myself) when I trained... 2024-09-21T21:09:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgyktpcfdaka93td6ueck9m7gz3t5dmgcg5c2lx4v27wzvaskmxwgzyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkunwnvw <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/142/954/488/108/300/original/f23f608f9c8067ce.png"> <br/> 2024-09-15T18:21:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst87qr9qq9drphh80z47xs34fykydnz8wfwga0cs0xxj0xzfe7mmczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkzggmyu <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/117/348/122/283/148/original/f7115ddfbf0ad523.png"> <br/> 2024-09-11T05:49:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy8ttuk9fn07svd342zq8xs9u0p5zh8d6j8xm0q9kh9k5a6apd3pczyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dk8d3c4h He&#39;s ready to debate! He&#39;s got on his roomy pants and double diapers. <br/>Let&#39;s go<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/114/451/709/971/170/original/9a5901d1ecc195b1.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-09-10T17:32:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs88sa9w0hp3elrsd6ed6zvam7q8f8h008y99u6lv58a4tneuqu50czyp8z5dlc02zjnjfq23a88yea9pmeav6lh0unawpdasp4txmj605dkertcft <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/098/218/503/864/147/original/344377cc4f9dd487.png"> <br/> 2024-09-07T20:44:22Z