2026-04-13T05:39:23Z https://yabu.me Michael Stanclift https://yabu.me/npub1fa7dl6dknnpku6vzkqcutuja9fch823lm78lv77e0thmxa32ah3s5hw284 https://cdn.vmst.io/accounts/avatars/109/127/437/254/060/054/original/5001ef15a5d10168.jpeg https://cdn.vmst.io/accounts/avatars/109/127/437/254/060/054/original/5001ef15a5d10168.jpeg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9d99h05v50dgfv8d4x7rjxafwkxtz0uaa0egmhkykn6ugvhulg7qzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xkq9uaj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszjjx259s20ccvmtsw8lffy2eu697sw70ya6g23jahya9y5z8ym5g93npzx'>nevent1q…npzx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I don&#39;t know specifics but in general terms from the notes &#34;insufficient checks on quote authorization and an open redirect in a legacy path handler&#34; plus some dependencies had some critical releases but they were held back because they didn&#39;t specifically impact anything in the code. (Ruby&#39;s JSON gem in particular.)<br/><br/>They usually 404 for the first couple days to give time to upgrade before they publish the specifics. 2026-03-24T17:12:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsggv4f0xc7vp6h528xajq4f6kptc74pjgsaqngumm6rnw7g28xj7czyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xww2f4x RE: <a href="https://vmst.io/@vmcrawl/116285218956643120">https://vmst.io/@vmcrawl/116285218956643120</a><br/><br/>ONLY 5.9% of instances have installed the patch that came out just over an hour ago!? 🫨<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1889mvxqp50e2szp980z7t44dnq6t7pszc8snpgszn9lllmx3flvsmcn0jm" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1889…n0jm</a></span><br/> </div> 🕷️ Mastodon Version Report<br/><br/>Crawled Instances (±30d): 9,329 (-0.7%)<br/>Active Users (MAU): 753,987 (-4.3%)<br/>Unique Versions Seen: 172<br/><br/>Patch Coverage by Instance: 5.9%<br/>Patch Coverage by MAU: 2.4%<br/><br/>Supported Branch by Instance: 88.3%<br/>Supported Branch by MAU: 93.1%<br/><br/>Most Deployed by Instance: v4.5.7 (4,150)<br/>Most Deployed by MAU: v4.6.0-alpha.5 (317,370)<br/><br/><a href="https://vmcrawl.com">https://vmcrawl.com</a><br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/116/285/218/409/025/018/original/25203ecca2f28968.png"> <br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/116/285/218/549/656/491/original/7433c766dcf1c6ce.png"> <br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/116/285/218/680/003/823/original/f84c94e849a62d73.png"> <br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/116/285/218/814/814/786/original/5781667f09f8b7cc.png"> <br/> </blockquote> 2026-03-24T17:06:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr8jr0mvw9l8q3um7qqtth44rv284t8eyqa2pws4f9a5478ztf86qzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xssg947 Jay Graber is stepping down as Bluesky CEO, venture capitalist Toni Schneider will take over as interim CEO :bluesky: <br/><br/><a href="https://bsky.social/about/blog/03-09-2026-a-new-chapter-for-bluesky">https://bsky.social/about/blog/03-09-2026-a-new-chapter-for-bluesky</a> 2026-03-09T19:16:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstkwrw88anx2py9dvvdkzzzp773emf4nlg82hjnxx9eleuu37mhsqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xl39lxu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs26pg5f78y95cxpsmzu577uyz96xkdq7v0qn3sn2f39vxkeh4psrgv24cyd'>nevent1q…4cyd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This seems bad too. <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ice-confirms-measles-outbreak-nations-largest-detention-facility-texas-rcna261659">https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ice-confirms-measles-outbreak-nations-largest-detention-facility-texas-rcna261659</a> 2026-03-05T21:37:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs26pg5f78y95cxpsmzu577uyz96xkdq7v0qn3sn2f39vxkeh4psrgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xn64mvw RE: <a href="https://infosec.exchange/@lorenzofb/116178721722282946">https://infosec.exchange/@lorenzofb/116178721722282946</a><br/><br/>That seems bad.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1st8azz8vlxy3l8z69ndddf8humsvlfd7t2zmlfgn8rk09c237ags7x2sd5" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1st8…2sd5</a></span><br/> </div> NEW: The FBI said it is investigating a hack on its networks. <br/><br/>The breach affected the FBI's systems to manage wiretaps and surveillace requests, according to CNN. <br/><br/><a href="https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/05/fbi-investigating-hack-on-its-wiretap-and-surveillance-systems-report/">https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/05/fbi-investigating-hack-on-its-wiretap-and-surveillance-systems-report/</a> </blockquote> 2026-03-05T21:37:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswp3r74t44hhltnc05kwh95jt3m0jx5pe58m45q0kvxhdl6rnpzqczyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x0g63zp It took 18 years but Apple finally made a netbook. 2026-03-05T01:17:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfkh8ffmx64swvuw0fyuucjmfk86cnggtwlt97unh5wufq2egsk0szyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x06g8vc Everyone wants to be a dad until they’re up at 2am cleaning their kid’s vomit off the floor and walls.<br/><br/>By everyone I mean me. 2026-03-01T16:32:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv5n8g8vxypyurh0tk7jrqvj370cgdqaxapm3stfc9zju5gypg0tqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xtv929v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg7js5mcjvyxqqpvn6jdx033c0wk9x7wp26qrucksj9rzcrwj4r8s3px7zp'>nevent1q…x7zp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/116/126/983/806/355/139/original/a8c27813caac1c38.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-02-24T18:19:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfja9dysrfjn8906u6rwa0lh97z8naes3lqpyvnts0uwup50drg3gzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x92vtxy My 11 and 7 year olds are discussing how they have to say the Pledge of Allegiance, and the older one mentions &#34;yeah, I don&#39;t say the under God part.&#34;<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/116/122/818/653/412/608/original/ef9bde98980b3124.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-02-24T00:39:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrhjjh8ckyz55y7thes3z42evtxkgv26g48q5jqmmsr62ndg9q4pgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xzp3s2j You only get as much authoritarianism as the unelected council of men in dark robes let you have. 2026-02-20T16:47:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvgh0y46pxkenz2673vnysj0ned947qh5ukrcemq822k376enwlaszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xntw8fq How many Mastodon instances are there? How many active users are there? Depends on where you look and how you count.<br/><br/>Quick sanity check across datasources...<br/><br/>vmcrawl :vmstio:<br/>Instances: 9,226<br/>MAU: 787,574<br/><br/>joinmastodon.org :mastodon:<br/>Instances: 7,952<br/>MAU: 780,355<br/><br/>FediDB :fedi:<br/>Instances: 9,193<br/>MAU: 1,037,321<br/><br/>(Based on 20 Feb 2026 API data for all sources)<br/><br/>The world, may never know. 2026-02-20T03:11:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyxxy4cttjqw655qqr6g0w0msuam2fmdkapz6fk9cfzzgge9p2m6qzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xyeym7h RE: <a href="https://universeodon.com/@memeorandum/116081022936550285">https://universeodon.com/@memeorandum/116081022936550285</a><br/><br/>Every graph about what’s currently terrible starts with the Reagan administration.<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note17fsalf06vpjrual7597pm6depkhw3ug5r5zqrcra2qq23usev6rsw65fuc" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note17fs…5fuc</a></span><br/> </div> Turning Our Back on Clean Energy (Paul Krugman)<br/><br/><a href="https://paulkrugman.substack.com/p/turning-our-back-on-clean-energy">https://paulkrugman.substack.com/p/turning-our-back-on-clean-energy</a><br/><a href="http://www.memeorandum.com/260216/p30#a260216p30">http://www.memeorandum.com/260216/p30#a260216p30</a> </blockquote> 2026-02-16T16:24:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg368eswg8kt3qw3m3ycvmh92g9mcwrla5cnqax5fp9r6sd04pdnszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xvck9y4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstzt9dr8tkg4wtthqa9dkfmjrl47yse9m9zz9nmn6krpkzqn70rvc8agc9j'>nevent1q…gc9j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Casino Royale is one of my favorite movies, not just my favorite Bond film. 2026-01-27T04:40:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2uktaxc93fu8fhvh9pqltudq43syuj0wnfhvwzlpqs3y4wvll8qgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xz6ua7c Anyone got an extra product key?<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/919/033/446/683/616/original/aa998d84ce00365b.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-19T00:58:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqty6yvs32sa87tk9vpgc5raux8jfuthcd0wv75rz82rngm4nq3ugzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xkp84ha I just blew on a Nintendo Switch game card that wasn’t loading, as a joke, to see if it helped.<br/><br/>And it did.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/873/546/512/584/272/original/2ae02326d8ed8af7.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-11T00:06:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp9pc6mltkltztqqktjl4eyzdh77nakqja2j6u905dyl5htjau52szyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xy3wy9c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvynhpehskeyx4qkgxg6vd36zs6f906g40mmq7r4k844v429cwlqs9xdzhe'>nevent1q…dzhe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🧐 you must have a much more acute sense of latency than I do because I use both Kagi and DDG and neither feels slow to me. Google might be faster but 🤷‍♂️ 2026-01-04T15:54:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw9xrsm5ynw7lguyamlsf8fsm4h79rtvcrj5dum2phlruxekg0raszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x247ur2 I can&#39;t believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this! 2026-01-03T15:31:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx0pheas9h05mk5a6cv0yz0zewmrczr9ngcswadhsmyx3ny4sf3ygzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xejw8nt I need my kids to go back to school. 2026-01-01T17:33:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf6ffx525gjyvtz3tewvhcdu660mnhldeveteru9vnatp3cw5cm2czyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xvghrqg My children who can get away with murder on Christmas Day are always shocked to encounter Regular Dad on the 26th.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/787/005/897/840/503/original/6110a4a879ba6789.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-12-26T17:18:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgjvrdx9lzq63sawe5v9n99kt49xr574zxcqfuksp5stzes2sf75szyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xwvkwua In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0wpewkqwjxatas5wa78xlg84lfk03sjy4xff7z85982l5qyff08g3ru0t3'>nevent1q…u0t3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Merry Christmas to all, including the people who still put two spaces after a period like it’s 1970. 2025-12-25T03:08:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0wpewkqwjxatas5wa78xlg84lfk03sjy4xff7z85982l5qyff08gzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xsjyq9x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8z4e6jl9x6aklthfs8src0un03dcr3l30jxpmxk9fv7sq904qdxg8jdufp'>nevent1q…dufp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Merry Christmas to all, including the ones with tails. 2025-12-25T02:13:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8z4e6jl9x6aklthfs8src0un03dcr3l30jxpmxk9fv7sq904qdxgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x56ntke In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy9j546ucgv4hgq4pwcunqtmeasmw09cvkklglxxjve5la26qcjsc8hlcls'>nevent1q…lcls</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Merry Christmas to all, including the people who use too many hashtags. 2025-12-25T02:11:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy9j546ucgv4hgq4pwcunqtmeasmw09cvkklglxxjve5la26qcjsczyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xzgpcj8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw8g5s9cc6gelwyxqm4vsuwr7rchelu020jnrpa9axkux4j3ul2vg6tla3s'>nevent1q…la3s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Merry Christmas to all, including the folks who went to Bluesky. 2025-12-25T02:10:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw8g5s9cc6gelwyxqm4vsuwr7rchelu020jnrpa9axkux4j3ul2vgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xfc08y8 Merry Christmas to all, including the folks who still use Windows. 2025-12-25T02:09:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8kfkak3u4jf9ja7ahuayjjhmuczr45qe5055yz4nxgr8yj9qt5qqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xzrxw5d Merry Monday.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/724/014/669/102/918/original/12fc3de0db6cbe53.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-15T14:18:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswhv23dee2dcuhns30cesexcfyldchfk70qqe3lv27xpul63zv9cqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xc0navv Post your favorite Star Trek character.<br/><br/>Wrong answers only.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/718/724/695/064/211/original/e652c365cd2ab929.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-14T15:53:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8425hvgdtp0msf839efpc8sy2fn38cd0la59cfc9h65053n280qszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x4l23f4 RE: <a href="https://fosstodon.org/@AkaSci/115520060639201277">https://fosstodon.org/@AkaSci/115520060639201277</a><br/><br/>Who’s ready for the Eugenics Wars?<br/>nostr:note1jc0cpu8tke2yvzsv3tttaz5ygtuu9pje38t9j0z9m22d92pkupesrvaxk5<br/> 2025-11-09T15:43:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst8pwm5mhm86sdanepzsmugh09u74zcn7626cfurtxxfz67lp5dqgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xcfmayg Friend of mine sent me this today. :chefskiss: <br/><br/>#theovaloffice<br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/509/263/729/957/789/original/2a291b08170265b0.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-07T16:05:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsps3nddwrad5v30c3we204lja4rll8kznadvjn8eayfk25xj87uqszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x6delfc Hey folks, the fascists don&#39;t like being called fascists, keep it up. 2025-09-16T16:19:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvdcay09cs7c9tzfaw6hkxljwmu85ycl30hh0ve8gq0ntmrnvjpsszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xm6p8k0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx36lcjc5hcynj68ptdp2mvs94qkc9jg20jhxzxv4fge4w0t8svaqp7p6qm'>nevent1q…p6qm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/182/438/802/201/897/original/e63cf2774d87f931.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-09-10T22:49:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxcxtn7up9ell9zsw4umj5qrlvk2eemczu0xzatt2eep7ewlz5x0qzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xrakem2 The problem with DNS jokes is it can take a while for everyone to get it. 2025-09-07T14:51:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszrjt7awrtuwnj87v4pek92vezj5tev620dzavc0j80uu5sdh28vgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xc475g8 I vote we take an extra day off. 2025-09-02T13:43:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9660ttkryckvm3mckzvfes0kk753mkh75fkelpz9kmke5sjaqpxgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x5z87f6 My six year old just told me that I need to wear a weighted vest. 🤨 2025-08-20T01:31:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz3h0wkny59cqkqplfkg0ufz49p52c6l043vnyk9duj0n69e8vl8gzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x7muyap Some men will militarize an entire city instead of releasing the Epstein Files. 2025-08-11T16:43:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfkf7frfen9ggaz7mlvcaj56fxhvy5zln4lwt2pfnelt4pynuzgvgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xrlqt60 My four year old just announced to the entire Costco that I farted.<br/><br/>I may just leave her here. 2025-08-03T20:02:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx6ykwxq8hphun82acc3u6n69euzj4q4n5t8f8w5v05d4la0krx7czyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xkhwvae In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8duc9j3q73nh0za6ftlerr5k7wm6mjtcxthdrydmty0q2kwt3ercfjqqxf'>nevent1q…qqxf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Kagi gets it<br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/905/700/104/115/413/original/85516625b446ed56.png"> <br/> 2025-07-24T01:50:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs80qxd8umpdygkf4nqn0fh63dy75eg7pqzwyll07ahcj4a32xxl8qzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xhh7s0g How the Veep ran back when men were men.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/847/367/432/978/605/original/bee80f699c732489.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-07-13T18:35:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs890ngmutau709qud3gkmjp84x4psgvm9vf5290u8fxmaltjst93szyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xfxty6j Ran out of my regular coffee this morning so I’m forced to drink decaf before noon today, like an animal. 2025-07-13T17:59:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf74tp3xzaxgcg0j0ls36kdf5qpemtwrpm5pnp57cpyerz59wvusczyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xte6j0z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2rq27gcv2maklnajr9af6lcjyqz3qpnx7yxyyjn2ezaxxdaq52nq7dh75w'>nevent1q…h75w</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I love tormenting my children to their own joy. 2025-07-12T13:52:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2rq27gcv2maklnajr9af6lcjyqz3qpnx7yxyyjn2ezaxxdaq52nqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xrfr0z7 Bought tickets last night for Superman to take the boys to the 9:30 showing today.<br/><br/>AM.<br/><br/>They don’t know why they’re up and leaving the house and are so annoyed with me. I have just been whistling bits of the theme song to annoy them and they still haven’t seem to caught on yet.<br/><br/>:superman: 2025-07-12T13:48:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrzjug70agj7yu4cag2t9gtkqmrcsevedg2e0jams75pwp2rn8cngzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xk2yzmq Seriously. What’s your excuse for still being on X at this point. They’ve literally built HitlerBot. 2025-07-09T18:09:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0zpum4j54q7rmxzy7r0ju7rxz8ud9l6yug2hpuekp3rdrarc5t4szyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x94vvp6 BIG BALLS BOUNCES <br/><br/><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/24/us/politics/big-balls-edward-coristine-musk-doge.html">https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/24/us/politics/big-balls-edward-coristine-musk-doge.html</a> 2025-06-25T03:33:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspd6zluhhskq8t40txg457wex2ctt4qqd899464refdl9g64s2xlqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xdd4p7r I’m always forgetting Bluesky doesn’t have edits.<br/><br/>What year is this? 2025-06-21T15:40:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvq0wmwu7vxy0tcuu0u7f798uuw4ud5q4k4m5w35pjek434dny33qzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x5fusu5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgsmmw5kn9jvuac03y9ngcxpvc5vudqfkqq5ajcjupcpafs5lt9gqezsuck'>nevent1q…suck</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>190 servers are now running the Mastodon 4.4 beta 1, including 65 servers that have moved from Mastodon 4.3.<br/><br/>#mastoadmin<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/690/196/929/811/264/original/b22a24f05313a891.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-06-16T00:25:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgxu4vmeyqc0at5lxs6f2mcuz0nj2ljqnnjl082jnd8ggzcx097jqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x5ntgs8 I have a lot of recurring dreams where I’m not wearing anything below the waist.<br/><br/>No one seems to complain. 2025-06-13T13:27:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsynp2ynea4qzmg7lz34dc4qzqpm2t60mlrhsrf0pyrzwal9m0rkaqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x789l35 I go away for like an hour and someone starts another war?! 2025-06-13T01:41:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgsmmw5kn9jvuac03y9ngcxpvc5vudqfkqq5ajcjupcpafs5lt9gqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xuf7exd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqvzcxh86sqrtl5v9dvsv7nqyrfynxzh9m9ptwhu7ptxvlpy3jfxsfnrkxu'>nevent1q…rkxu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>162 servers are now running Mastodon 4.4 beta 1, including 54 servers that have moved from Mastodon 4.3.<br/><br/>#mastoadmin<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/661/793/207/049/628/original/d74a5563d3b75a48.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-06-11T00:02:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqvzcxh86sqrtl5v9dvsv7nqyrfynxzh9m9ptwhu7ptxvlpy3jfxszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x04cef6 Fun fact: 104 servers are now running the Mastodon 4.4 beta 1, including 37 servers that have moved from Mastodon 4.3.<br/><br/><a href="https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/releases/tag/v4.4.0-beta.1">https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/releases/tag/v4.4.0-beta.1</a><br/><br/>#mastoadmin 2025-06-06T19:44:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgfsh3u6xuq83a37cunwqcxgpg86746hrzguge0vld6p8ne0qpr5czyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xehck3u I haven&#39;t been this happy to be addicted to social media in decades. 2025-06-05T20:30:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrgu4xwtxp6t36zs0ar5zrtl53lkcn5nad07al6vsllr0pxn5t9tszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x0dkjuu Thanks for the six billion, pal.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/547/062/622/692/583/original/677541a983a97be2.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-05-21T17:44:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz8e03nz20xesslr5t8706hpmvq689zz2k6swdttlqqddg7mqmkdqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xwknj53 <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/467/278/384/535/266/original/5c540f1470cfbb45.png"> <br/> 2025-05-07T15:34:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqhxfec7l08njf0l8gpmd9tnw9z72drgdrav8pmnc8jmxj67k8u5czyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xhmp545 Never forget.<br/><br/>The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. 2025-05-07T13:08:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgu63wgezn5s0xnvzv00hnz8w6d6r26ctg5fc7ga9g8xzlw5fw4gczyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xvdluy3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0axkq8fv9uhjq8x049jp34287agc2plmstghnuj58ezuj2apvezcydenek'>nevent1q…enek</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Same. This was from an attempt to find matches with other active baskets. 2025-05-02T01:13:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs22qttjja82aykxe2hs9px6ftwazuwd3mmfdt6varh22v2mnsfejszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xqe5e58 Introducing, my personal Hell.<br/><br/>Featuring all the socks in our laundry without a matching pair.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/435/532/645/855/956/original/679babe8e2cae4e2.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-05-02T01:00:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9hmzeuvlneqn8yve8tchug8c0whmmmd4nm9yjq82kahwfggv3qcszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xw4x6dy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfcgluvhk5mr4xgra95uas7p0z9aa5at2vsanyv0h5fcswq4dggxqwldep8'>nevent1q…dep8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>and the website looks like it’s from 1999. 2025-04-16T12:20:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx0lhhl6lx2fzkxn4xvutz8vfc5m32l335spt8c6sp6zx8fnkyr2szyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x3cq8se My six-year-old just asked me “if babies come from a mom and a dad, where did the first baby come from?”<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/155/300/155/232/001/original/dfe9711c50ff657d.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-03-13T13:14:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq62nvrtmdwdpeywsta0v0y6zq6urkap2qx2emv67n2xl4z7qvkhszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xjf5xw8 The hours of the many, outweigh, the sleep of the few.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/133/964/018/320/054/original/ca38cfd6b00b95e9.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-03-09T18:48:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy9jqsrayzg0trzcyvsvke7k09jtjq6u6up8zha2gdnujgz97eymszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xl6ce6h Florida<br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/122/244/482/535/197/original/9d918262f8c18ddb.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-03-07T17:07:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst2azf2tv4j6dzz80mv2ke853lh0jtexkm5j5r30mqhlp7mfxezjczyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x8d78kh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2jmnav83m89r2n4pqsn8kctu704ut6vxk2dz6l9ajcqz3x3a8pdql5nlhf'>nevent1q…nlhf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>they are not *generally* supported, it&#39;s only _tiny_ subset of customers with extended agreements that enable 6.x patch coverage. 7.x goes end of general support this October. 2025-03-06T19:19:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdryfz23qtskfx7n4d77v35hyy254mc9kh4n5g9xc0xgnrsdp0pvczyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x4rqzz8 Does anyone have an extra void I can scream into? Mine is getting full. 2025-03-05T02:36:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs20qm9vfxlm545730gdtcy2jsl5k459lt33t8z5ye33jmkddkrvkczyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x7d0qg0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszg9e4rez86ahjah88a3et6aw0rvwe2jvghpw2gtr4hv2e8h9mhtgt9jg90'>nevent1q…jg90</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Feeling kind of spicy today.<br/><br/>Might regret later. 2025-02-26T13:45:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszg9e4rez86ahjah88a3et6aw0rvwe2jvghpw2gtr4hv2e8h9mhtgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xc7aeqt Apparently we aren&#39;t Fash enough for <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub19kd9ylgnq0d666tdmw2u68rk227g5awzdlcgx4arxnavse96773sfjt56d" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Proton</span> (<span class="italic">npub19kd…t56d</span>)</a></span> <br/><br/>Don&#39;t let the door hit you on the way out.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/070/467/482/833/806/original/8f9fc58053ac57ee.png"> <br/> 2025-02-26T13:41:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw3jp3hjgmn7dhny7y4vee5jxjju3vh4mpt0cxk4fkm2zyz9ry59szyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x8an6uh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyvch4q8tvv7cr6wdd4x2wup24zktwrqvk09k9jmgl2armfqj765svhmwq6'>nevent1q…mwq6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>been there, done that, except I was sitting at a table for six by myself while five other people were waiting for me 😆 2025-02-18T20:30:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf4ycl385ee0xr8ua3e2cw56436arcgff8d0ddsmegzn38ccfl0fgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xyz75u7 I did not have “MapQuest still relevant” on my 2025 Bingo card, but here we are. <a href="https://gulfof.mapquest.com/?name=America%2C+sponsored+by+Chick-fil-a">https://gulfof.mapquest.com/?name=America%2C+sponsored+by+Chick-fil-a</a> 2025-02-15T18:04:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx6k74kfqkt3swxg35hgy0zr3hqse20fynvdww3f4kq780ntw8yyszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xtam400 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvptx484h8fd78xum2f3jhrkerjhsc5943wfq4whzuel7uv6zvzagdf4dxj'>nevent1q…4dxj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>yeah how does that work, is there one laser and you get to use it like a timeshare? 2025-02-14T23:26:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyp9q9j7c7r0jc7ry8w2ukn043h2y42fhea5x3rpyza93aqneak0czyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xgatml4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2f0c4wlhjp0e2zduuu6s8ul4xuae8t2f7r4mz7zamk26fmswvd7sesf7qp'>nevent1q…f7qp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>saying no is sometimes much harder 2025-02-08T15:27:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqteu25rp2yfqm293rz8tzsz3aav067s8sdgshsx974828z2gpkkgzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xck5qpq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrgnd5utlp930mx53pc37xfq37cckpg2hzn3k5ngzv3ap9stgullgk256wx'>nevent1q…56wx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>might I suggest a hashtag? 2025-02-06T17:19:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdd5m7t2sauhsrvs5e02r5yvettcn3w72uhwmau79yefjx48f36mqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x0gq96c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxfw8gxm35zq7p40wpx0392vvwumlq98zmr9a229f23ryzha4em3gr4jycw'>nevent1q…jycw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/920/484/285/598/737/original/5d0b21c7cf7d0755.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-01-31T01:57:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszupktjrzetnll6uwev2gzp2rehha38hzjgzpx0nsjz85jp39qd9qzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xa4ef00 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrg5s23zde0m6nyna8d2ndz39kj9935haa44w0nd2p2qp4h7q6utc4r6665'>nevent1q…6665</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/920/405/246/203/049/original/087aa6fd8f8cc9bf.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-01-31T01:37:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqj8kwwy7ll6mj0cxl28fhkpnju7g7plpa6qt8g3t7kr7n3f849tczyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x46g35n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswvslwgf5dxnvegcm5pu9wrf5zugwutdm3yzmpefkp5ppalav652gxx2m9l'>nevent1q…2m9l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>or listen to a Joe Rogan podcast 2025-01-31T01:06:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvflc6zglt5aua5daupflasx7hmckfxfhn00flq9u6tnpaz40wufszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xenzj55 The Mastodon web interface will now prompt a user when a post contains an image that is missing alt text. #vmstio #accessibility <a href="https://vmst.io/@mergebot/113911489787398947">https://vmst.io/@mergebot/113911489787398947</a> 2025-01-29T13:05:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8catusqy43jqfkkdh00scf7lprfwav455wsgx0n33997nc3789pszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xzczh4l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfe7kzle50gq5rlzjg05jg2prl6e20r2njfd66ypjyxf7lzup3dqq24snqx'>nevent1q…snqx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>very old? That’s was only 20 years ago! 🤪 2025-01-19T04:50:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrklxz84yhwk9xjj9226t2wxkt4m0p39wlnhywmuhaax0z3nq79mqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x5tcew3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvg5rsf9njc5qn9tvpyvhfmmevkpvepncxs3md0ss0gu0r8vg2glcmjs2v7'>nevent1q…s2v7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>but how do you really feel, Aral 😆 2025-01-14T18:39:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd7htp8n8y4wgpdrxp724sumqlywkfwww338gcf5qxrfhadyq8qkqzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x04wm2y What’s in the hole? 🕳️ <br/><br/>Wrong answers only.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/777/428/295/448/294/original/df0853e8a67330da.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-01-05T19:38:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxxgew3hpy8pqxa98x3eaeewkq2luf78e3k2q39pwwwf7g34t379gzyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xs7zdkg Happy Holidays #vmstio — enjoy the light dusting courtesy of <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1zdfzeqa2d8kqel6pm0l47wj4ue92nxx95gynf7c45t9xxyyt3ncshn6u9l" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Roni Rolle Laukkarinen</span> (<span class="italic">npub1zdf…6u9l</span>)</a></span> ☃️<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/709/458/579/484/211/original/385d1c8fa00e65b3.mp4"></video><br/> 2024-12-24T19:31:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd5cf6tgshut8tn2e4wdzawnu6dtkwu6seq25rzn8hv28jgju053czyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xqcas5c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgqw3x5kdr02eeqvunrg9j2eu46d6w95usxq755vvevc7gf9uczpcur2ya5'>nevent1q…2ya5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>my first computer experience was using an Apple IIe in our school library to play Oregon Trail and print banners on a dot matrix printer in Kindergarten. 2024-12-16T13:24:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw4lu0ukxesu5lw827jm2mkqgrapd0stdmjjeytxtxcsuyt2kuraszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xuajsj7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqwpfl4wyxx3xyadcngtkzl6kdjmxhcu7h5n9rt8f0aksejuckehsdx4eym'>nevent1q…4eym</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/606/491/452/457/411/original/23d3b6efb951fdce.png"> <br/> 2024-12-06T15:04:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2q94k9jeu2qpzfgspu2u9kzjhlzpgnz9ep7prytlf2sfq7hhuhsczyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7x4fy3te Hard pass. :raspberrypi:<br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/606/365/431/260/708/original/8359d9313d10cc6c.png"> <br/> <img src="https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/606/365/933/767/242/original/9136aee8679850df.png"> <br/> 2024-12-06T14:32:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx5nawxqvlgfz9y7p5qf9vdltryga6zwlvnu48t9npusu03p7dmuczyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xjxl2x8 My 10 year old had his first existential crisis the other day, when he realized that the direction his hair is combed in the mirror is different than the direction we see it. 2024-12-04T21:17:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs07hkqk9t8n2xqsu77huvmc4cujhw9n5xt200z0yf7g3rhk5ta3kszyp8hehlfk6wvxmnfs2crr30jt548zua28l0clanmm9awlvmk9tk7xsd6qes What time are we planning to eat the rich? I need to make sure my smoker is up to temp. 2024-10-25T18:35:51Z