2026-04-14T04:35:25Z https://yabu.me Catherynne M. Valente https://yabu.me/npub1ez8h33rhuagau9w99lcsykhqq6m8ru5fftps7xdjucmkx0etwuvsfjl0zl https://stockroom.wandering.shop/accounts/avatars/110/703/347/239/720/669/original/7ac1a205191d7e48.jpeg https://stockroom.wandering.shop/accounts/avatars/110/703/347/239/720/669/original/7ac1a205191d7e48.jpeg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsglj37kqf7znxdxrys2jjy5exwz3lgjdanv3ghgd9cvnfhp4svdgqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j9t7uny The use of “hallucinate” is a stroke of true evil genius in the AI world.<br/><br/>In ANY other context we’d just call them errors &amp; the fail rate would be crystal clear.<br/><br/>Instead, “hallucinate” implies genuine sentience &amp; the *absence* of real error.<br/><br/>Aw, this software isn’t shit! Boo’s just dreaming! 2026-04-09T17:33:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqnjwmql6en768ezeya0pmh2ckj0knct32nd3zn4vseh96xc9707qzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jwm0cwh Just in case nuclear war starts tonight I wanted to say, despite all the complaining, it’s been a jewel of a life with all of you, hanging on a golden chain of moments of togetherness and connection and care.<br/><br/>Smoke em if you got em I guess. 2026-04-07T13:44:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp0ycq7gaxjwgfdrg97a55caadxfzqplnu95z2jpltk3k2s4nu7xqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jylt7dk From my new piece concerning the Anthropic settlement:<br/><br/><a href="https://catvalente.substack.com/p/blood-money-the-anthropic-settlement">https://catvalente.substack.com/p/blood-money-the-anthropic-settlement</a><br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/116/324/341/009/852/125/original/fe2e07a1ce08d1dc.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-31T14:49:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr3use3k4ygtk4zxlut7e5p8n5egzp4rgr0my9c0ssjg8meqfv74czyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jlka3e8 I just finished filing my claim with the #Anthropic settlement, which used FIFTEEN of my books to train the goddamned Temu Terminator, and I am fucking furious and heartbroken about it:<br/><br/><a href="https://catvalente.substack.com/p/blood-money-the-anthropic-settlement">https://catvalente.substack.com/p/blood-money-the-anthropic-settlement</a> 2026-03-30T22:19:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ruaxkq5h3zzllxkqp2hsdf6uqas3czu8j7elvjfhkjf22ev9hlszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j9xa5t6 Weird little bonus essay up on Patreon (for your nerves)...<br/><br/>Basically a shorter and punchier version of a paper I wrote in college about the etymology of the name &#34;Antigone&#34; if that sort of thing is your bag, baby.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/152629506">https://www.patreon.com/posts/152629506</a> 2026-03-09T18:40:50Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstp7gnu5sm2gz5q477z2aqs6l5jea0nysnl2ks96hdfm8pe9p54jczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3je4mcpw Concerning the war in Iran, and probably one of the saddest things I&#39;ve ever written.<br/><br/><a href="https://catvalente.substack.com/p/whats-a-panama">https://catvalente.substack.com/p/whats-a-panama</a> 2026-03-02T20:10:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8ssafpwajy5nxhzzqjqwv3pcnv292pxret3lhlcfateslmchyz2gzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jr3jukr The more that comes out, the more it feels like Epstein was low-key running half the planet to a bizarrely granular degree, until he died, at which point the desperate need to hide that fact kept on running it.<br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/116/020/044/592/666/847/original/850b2f52cad09717.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-05T21:03:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx7825ze6v2v74vfhqzax5eatqqev37dcjgggy0h67wgzq7txaszszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jcq95ak My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…<br/><br/>“English *folklore*, that’s hot!”<br/><br/>I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!? 2025-11-26T19:12:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsghd0c0kyrku85vqw2rkjhaalpvfduvp4jt5uqdxgkfar2kfkdxyszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jmj4h3g Calling LLMs AI when they’re not even in the ballpark is one of the greatest marketing “successes” of all time<br/><br/>They’re not intelligent or even close. They’re Paywalled Premium Autocorrect.<br/><br/>But people, including ones who run companies, have been hearing the phrase “AI” in pop culture for over 60 years.<br/><br/>They hear it used for a product, assume it’s what the term has always meant, &amp; proceed as though it’s fucking R. Daneel Olivaw without the annoying terms &amp; conditions.<br/><a href="https://spacey.space/@60sRefugee/115537404570803355">https://spacey.space/@60sRefugee/115537404570803355</a> 2025-11-15T16:28:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfy40art5gz32773eaxzd9asdj4j3rvlp7dmg6rhfl4jwzyjv4ldqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jvnthmr I keep trying to get a good selfie but it keeps going like this<br/><br/><a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/142111668">https://www.patreon.com/posts/142111668</a><br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/460/518/657/495/348/original/b539fac0f8dfa100.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/460/519/008/747/084/original/829d154164cc30b4.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/460/519/403/167/591/original/875dc3bab90e2696.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-30T01:28:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdp8td0ncqcnquytxdpns668m2g60ftljsx9wpntyddsy3p6v5tqgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j7kxgna SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE<br/><br/>I can’t I’m so in love<br/><br/>#puppyexpress<br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/455/591/683/236/814/original/ab1a877aced9ebf2.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-29T04:35:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd5jurqnj3xkepm2n8kyr077y22sdhz7tdxwuz80aykmghw4wcp4qzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jgfcsm5 I’m so tired of this dance.<br/><br/>MANY Republicans: *do a Nazi thing*<br/><br/>Normal people: So you’re Nazis, we can all clearly see that now, right?<br/><br/>Republicans: But ARE we? What if Hitler stands for Handsome Intelligent Talented Loving Ethical Rascals, ever think of THAT, lib? Tee hee!<br/><br/>Media: Why are Dems the worst? 2025-10-16T13:39:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdr9tdtty883l8qzetnfr9jad70a6dudfmme04vvepcspj9zdm6gszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jkphuag Hey youths<br/><br/>Get the fuck off TikTok because Trump just told you factually they’re gonna fuck the algorithm to turn you all into loyal Hitler Youth.<br/><br/>And you won’t notice til you find out your personal demographic Need Not Apply. 2025-09-26T19:34:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvm0vvvjpn5f95xjrjy6c3sqh0kplesehy8eyakjj0dq99s3lddtgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jcf54rn X wants to kill me for a paywalled essay about SEO.<br/><br/>BlueSky wants me to never speak again, even linking to my work, which is all this was ever about, because if we all just don’t talk to Nazis, surely they’ll stop being Nazis.<br/><br/>Neither sites’ commentariat have actually read what I wrote.<br/><br/>What a great world we’ve got going here. 2025-09-16T22:51:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz6vyr88fc49x69tyv8ra08fnac9j6ypswvu79t6zvu0mfjrgw4pgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j7avym0 White-on-white crime is a tragic epidemic sweeping the country.<br/><br/>How many more will we lose to white gang violence and rightwing turf wars?<br/><br/>It’s the culture, you know. <br/><br/>These white celebrities glamorize a criminal lifestyle &amp; young inner-suburb kids get trapped in the school-to-influencer pipeline. 2025-09-12T22:55:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsppmxdgq704lfafl9qd9wk2wtzkktzj4ugedp2wqzg6m9a35ph4nqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j98maaf From my new piece on how not normal this whole thing is turning out to be, even in this shitshow where nothing is normal:<br/><br/><a href="https://catvalente.substack.com/p/charles-in-charge-apparently">https://catvalente.substack.com/p/charles-in-charge-apparently</a><br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/191/936/295/193/545/original/850864586048e404.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-12T15:04:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf3sntlqrmy3c8lg0wvxux7c60xrafv58vs2xd0zy7jl3mpe3hgeszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jxakmxg So funny how suddenly the word empathy is both instantly *everywhere* online and no longer a sin…<br/><br/><a href="https://catvalente.substack.com/p/charles-in-charge-apparently">https://catvalente.substack.com/p/charles-in-charge-apparently</a><br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/188/101/286/900/504/original/edd88cd4918068b3.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-11T22:49:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsztftgrg7jd8ewclkpyp7nnuvaskgsgdv84d8agqvwpytxs3rkk7gzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jvtm3hv It was late January 2016, almost a year before the election, when Trump said he could shoot someone on 5th Ave &amp; not lose a vote. <br/><br/>He wasn’t the nominee or even a frontrunner.<br/><br/>No primaries had been held, not one single vote cast for him or anyone yet.<br/><br/>It’s a totally bizarre thing to say when you’re literally the joke candidate no one thinks can win.<br/><br/>I’ve always wondered: how did he know that then? 2025-09-09T03:03:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvdrfkj78d0hwpqne7qd2u7h40k99nuskz3s28u8atlag63lq9wugzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jepduqw From my new piece on the many things not right about Trump’s not dying, apart from him not dying…<br/><br/><a href="https://catvalente.substack.com/p/the-mask-of-the-orange-death">https://catvalente.substack.com/p/the-mask-of-the-orange-death</a><br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/157/740/691/426/315/original/632d5ded73e09c06.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-06T14:07:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxldf8njv8ft3ufccvmuav8r3a9ey5jqydk0c3rkvy2xh5a7jvzqqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jju0mkv New essay up on Patreon!<br/><br/>This month: many more details of the book launch where I met Stephen King, with many more stories of why it mattered so much to me:<br/><br/><a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/138041749">https://www.patreon.com/posts/138041749</a> 2025-09-03T20:21:46Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsppvh9pzald95dwxfmah2mq26ys3tdascslz9r4yvz98hzukayqgqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jkake9y I posted in a rush of emotions about meeting Stephen King at the Bangor launch of TEOTWAWKI last night (what an acronym that is!)<br/><br/>Here are today’s only slightly more measured, but at least more detailed, thoughts…<br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/061/681/953/611/492/original/290688880b215230.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/061/682/560/302/847/original/e8dd07af4021fa6e.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/061/683/024/815/274/original/b42ce79e330eb612.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/115/061/683/485/357/920/original/e9dfa5d4ec850c2b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-08-20T14:59:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgyqqk54yvuj457l3ksewgknwln87zn3c5xqt82rxu0020xdw764szyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jlz5xxu For those who came to the #worldcon virtual reading (or will watch/watched it later!) and want to finish When He Calls Your Name, my spooky summer tale with a secret twist, it’s here in full for free:<br/><br/><a href="https://www.uncannymagazine.com/article/when-he-calls-your-name/">https://www.uncannymagazine.com/article/when-he-calls-your-name/</a> 2025-08-16T20:07:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8hkhxcez3xukrvd26tdepqktdnqeu50zfeuwt8fvjlrava50cmsczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j82xkxm God, it’s like living in a kingdom where the absolute worst people you went to high school with, in every sub-genre of student, is in charge.<br/><br/>The worst jocks, the worst nerds, the worst rich kids, the worst drama kids, the worst dropouts, the worst burnouts, the worst mean girls &amp; bullies… 2025-08-14T00:04:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxuh2t26uhselunpt6uec8lh2cqxjhufrtz02x2tfe48zfgkp3u5czyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jntfm0x Media: PEOPLE ARENT DOING THIS THING ANYMORE &amp; IT’S GOING TO END THE WORLD!!<br/><br/>Everyone: we like that thing. Stop making it cost so much, we really want it. First ones to make it less gets all our money <br/><br/>Literally all companies &amp; governments: no<br/><br/>MEDIA: THERE IS NO SOLUTION YOUNG PEOPLE ARE SATANIC 2025-08-04T01:19:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrsy429d8c6f0acezrq43ygrqqaar3jcyuey4dtjysnm49eajtujszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jt2d979 Tonight I am making a Caesar salad for dinner, topped with bacon and leftover mitzvah-lobster (see previous posts).<br/><br/>I call it a snort-n-port. 2025-07-29T23:40:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswq9wfrcvxj5r7l7g60gv856lrsmxq3hr69qw6wjr9yxku4dkmjpgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jxnr03l You know, I’ve had a lot of bad days lately.<br/><br/>Sometimes when they’re really bad I remember the one &amp; only time I met Terry Pratchett, about a year and a half before the end.<br/><br/>He told me I was beautiful and my name sounded magic.<br/><br/>Nothing can be all bad when that was allowed to happen in my life. 2025-07-28T03:09:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrcwsze4he8jlg7scf8znqf7fh4l3l6yqs6e4w77tftjefqe3m8kszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jxv6jtg If the White House admits to any problem at all, you know that’s not the actual problem, &amp; the actual problem is whatever they said multiplied by a gorilla raised to the power of the Cloverfield monster.<br/><br/>We’ve been doing this for 10 years. His veins are tired? Ok.<br/><br/>That’s not what’s up, but ok. 2025-07-17T22:54:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswpqw4utwykq2kc5a7wkv5s22hadjqnhxr48qn76dc8njwrq4nqzgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j5esqq0 Every once in awhile, I think of my favorite “…the fuck did you just say?” phraseology, which is from Homer’s Iliad, proving we have never, ever changed as a species, only become less fancily inclined.<br/><br/>“What nonsense has escaped the barrier of your teeth now?” 2025-07-17T13:33:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ted8w00yw34hcu7wmtryga0damznzn4gew7wrjhff7yj7vu0szgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j6vx2my If you missed it, I had a brand new short story come out last week!<br/><br/>After much discussion, it’s been firmly agreed you should go in knowing nothing about it, so as to not be spoiled for…well…<br/><br/><a href="https://www.uncannymagazine.com/article/when-he-calls-your-name/">https://www.uncannymagazine.com/article/when-he-calls-your-name/</a> 2025-07-14T16:21:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrpz42flakhd0mkpe2lxrqr5y0pk7599jx9d2khv7xjc09cj6k8rszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jgth0q5 Just here to remind everyone that the thing calling itself Mechahitler is the same thing people are using as a free therapist every single day.<br/><br/>This was a great idea, and will turn out fine. 2025-07-10T04:25:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd8mcp4p8lmwqagkppnyx4436fw0z8nfuds7ga2nvtylz2a0ge8kszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jyrc0da I need the phrase (or its equivalent in everyday casual speech) of “What the fuck” in as many languages as possible.<br/><br/>Go. 2025-06-27T16:38:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0p3qva5nfkklx2ncynvsmt09f5879g4sgrhnyh8uru5axcp9kwsczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jkh2dcn Hey remember 1000 years ago when everybody was using those suddenly-everywhere selfie apps that made you look like another gender or a princess or a wolf or whatever &amp; they all turned out to be scraping data?<br/><br/>Maybe I’m slow, but I just realized they were probably training AI art models to do faces…<br/><br/>…not too many people show their hands in selfies, one suddenly considers. 2025-06-25T16:08:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0xtsaxne3jj4r63ylnsm24krjsqkdy2s4kun3a8vesk8ar6a6srczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jvza92f I need a Muslim consult for the book I’m working on.<br/><br/>Preferably a woman, but any gender expression is fine, I just need to take a quite odd &amp; reproductively confrontational SF concept very seriously from a devout Islamic perspective.<br/><br/>Can anyone on masto help me out? 2025-06-24T01:57:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyy6mpx0xe08eqqsgrjqmtkqaertwkgqqaagry3mthdvwcev7jzhqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jva0wcr In retrospect, Portlandia was an asshole of a show.<br/><br/>It careened in at the height of a culture to sneer at that culture &amp; convince everyone it was worthless bullshit, while profiting off that same culture &amp; its accelerated death, in part due to corporatized mockery.<br/><br/>Shit, man, it was ok for young people to learn how to knit, smoke meats, &amp; care about others. After 9/11, the kids were not all right. They wanted to figure out what used to feel good, because nothing did anymore. 2025-06-19T21:01:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx4kvalnz8agg8frcf0gtprxcgvagklthjum6mr6yqnrtfzejph4czyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jft5x9m It’s hard to escape the dawning realization that part (or all) of the goal of Google’s AI Overview is to simply eradicate the concept of anyone else having any kind of website at all.<br/><br/>Why click on a link &amp; explore when Google told you the answer &amp; you didn’t know it was wrong?<br/><br/>Google’s long-con loss-leaders have been nothing but a ramp-up to replacing the entire internet with itself—&amp; a single content creator they never have to pay.<br/><br/>Except in the energy of the whole planet. 2025-06-15T21:08:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8c54kkt7gakdacyr9v9zjwm0aaevrnjqh87lql5tvf7kqpgl54jqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j679jm3 In retrospect, the flaw in the Turing Test was always using human discernment as the model to measure against.<br/><br/>LLMs easily pass the Turing Test, not because they’re sentient, but because we’re dumbasses who interpret the most dopamine-supplying response to ourselves as the most intelligently human. 2025-06-09T02:16:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz096lqrls0zdjtn769n9px2y0s8zfamt75rdd02ea5wplu2t4h5gzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j0ym93m You know you can just not use AI, right?<br/><br/>You can make a choice not to be part of this.<br/><br/>Even if your job uses it, YOU don’t have to in your normal life. You don’t have to let your kids use it.<br/><br/>You didn’t have it three years ago. You can just…be on Team Human. You can choose. 2025-06-06T13:26:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgr7v38dpms8l9p5r7k5qjcp6yznzr8w5ax744s5uuw3kaq94fyjqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j5s8zjw From my new piece on Biden’s cancer diagnosis, the media &amp; online response, and what controlled opposition actually means…<br/><br/><a href="https://catvalente.substack.com/p/i-am-joes-aggressive-cancer">https://catvalente.substack.com/p/i-am-joes-aggressive-cancer</a><br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/114/614/549/472/677/939/original/fb9621589fb360c8.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-06-02T15:47:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp4r4gkuy64jm6dsarjhwh542rkfk67x2ryz4aldumqf33zd0slxszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jpafz39 Those of us whose work was used to train LLMs should file a class-action custody suit as ChatGPT’s genetic parents.<br/><br/>I’m not kidding. Real Life Actual Court. <br/><br/>We playing law games these days? Oh, ok, let’s play.<br/><br/>If corpos are people, I’m .01% that little shit’s Mom.<br/><br/>See you at the IEP meeting, OpenAI. 2025-05-28T17:56:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw6sc93qxg77g78v04fyvpe3jn5jc4elgrwj3ftq7cumk2z6vyhuszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j70n4hw It’s my birthday.<br/><br/>46. Sheesh, how’d that happen? 2025-05-05T14:27:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstls9xxpm7j8nat6xxuxcr0jyrf63fcfwyf4g74sv3c2ujujxmzmgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jx9yc40 The thing people still don’t seem to get?<br/><br/>Trump backs down at ANY kind of pushback. Resist a little &amp; he folds.<br/><br/>SO FUCKING QUIT FOLDING IN ADVANCE DING-DONGS<br/><br/><a href="https://www.pressherald.com/2025/05/02/maine-settles-case-over-frozen-usda-school-funds/">https://www.pressherald.com/2025/05/02/maine-settles-case-over-frozen-usda-school-funds/</a> 2025-05-02T22:04:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqgwp3e07sf4ct02vlnfh2nf7uv5vpcxnlkqv8uk45lwe3tassa8szyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j98vue2 AHHHHH!<br/><br/>Space Oddity is a Locus Finalist!<br/><br/>It’s not even possible to communicate what this means to me. Thank you so much.<br/><br/><a href="https://locusmag.com/2025/05/2025-locus-awards-top-ten-finalists/">https://locusmag.com/2025/05/2025-locus-awards-top-ten-finalists/</a> 2025-05-02T21:37:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvl22f3ny75kf78keq6sx56e643f7tyj9je4jyj5dg40wr48flckqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jjlwyse So my birthday is Monday &amp; usually I throw a big party because it was often forgotten when I was a kid.<br/><br/>But at the party last year something super bad happened (no I won’t share details) &amp; it’s time to admit I now have ptsd about my own birthday.<br/><br/>I don’t want to give it that kind of power, but I’m not celebrating for the first time as an adult. Don’t have anyone who cares much anyway. It makes me so sad. Everything sucks.<br/><br/>(Posted only on masto bc it’s safe, no one on the island is here) 2025-04-30T23:53:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgzj65q4vspaaxk0l0dfp9ey39jkk9nhgxvkldw4kzlutueyuppggzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jx2alwq From my new piece on how we done fucked ourselves all the way up this century, Move Fast and Break People Part 3: Asshole Monoculture<br/><br/><a href="https://catvalente.substack.com/p/move-fast-and-break-people-part-3">https://catvalente.substack.com/p/move-fast-and-break-people-part-3</a><br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/114/427/344/759/693/213/original/ed3c79f017955e58.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-04-30T14:18:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgh3d9fqdxe3sjz49u3p6m4amumnjlqktlmf92un775hsqprtphygzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jaa0pfx Bedtime thought from the first grader:<br/><br/>“You know Mum I think all pirates are really artists deep down inside…”<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/114/418/819/400/535/064/original/2ac5ada6740a8adb.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-04-29T02:10:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf6usvdyeplaq2x9r6euhc738d8v543hhr76daed2tpq328wpjtnczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jhgrlx5 I’m going to say this slowly.<br/><br/>If Andrew Tate &amp; his ilk were right about ANYTHING they’d have no audience.<br/><br/>Guys would listen briefly, apply advice, &amp; be WAY too busy with their new gfs, side-pieces, &amp; high income hustles to bother tuning in.<br/><br/>It’s the Tinder principle: if you’re happy, they lose a customer.<br/><br/>Their business model is your unending misery. 2025-04-27T17:15:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyhnusvt9an8242s3rx95tgr67h2u5ehe9vyy483l5jjjzgf6ra3czyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jgs4nl0 Oh my god, 6 year old just asked a post-bath question for the ages:<br/><br/>“Mama, in your whole life, how many objects have you gotten that were cursed?” 2025-04-08T00:41:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxzmkqns0q9sk7x74vuc4lmgt4tezszvnz0kjckc7kr73dp3d6wxszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jj2t8a4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszfg939xrek9n452ethp6wch2cgyfc0ft6wd3ptxrxr4nntvcxvqqcewakv'>nevent1q…wakv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It feels gross to even put out there that there&#39;s not much of a way through except to somehow magically make a bunch of new patrons appear out of thin air. But that&#39;s basically where Patreon has left us.<br/><br/>Boxer says I will work harder, but Boxer ended up glue. You know? 2025-04-05T18:58:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszfg939xrek9n452ethp6wch2cgyfc0ft6wd3ptxrxr4nntvcxvqqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jygzng7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs83q07tw5eckn4j0vjp5nph5vluedawzjq3ylt7vnq6ap4y87tyhcjnwy4h'>nevent1q…wy4h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Every one of the changes that took effect this month (and a few more that will take effect in November) takes money away from creators &amp; gives it to Patreon &amp; Apple. <br/><br/>Hardly anyone can just eat an instant 30% drop in income--except companies like that, but they&#39;ll be fine. Will we? I don&#39;t know. 2025-04-05T18:58:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs83q07tw5eckn4j0vjp5nph5vluedawzjq3ylt7vnq6ap4y87tyhczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jwwk73v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswv554z00fcaj5j22xpq6atpktjf3zfs8umq9p0dml28ff460sfxclfcq43'>nevent1q…cq43</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We are already terrified--artists are always considered expendable &amp; economic chaos means no one has much wiggle room.<br/><br/>To do this do the hundreds of thousands of artists who rely on #Patreon to live when it&#39;s about to cost $50 for a fucking carton of milk is utterly gutting. 2025-04-05T18:57:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswv554z00fcaj5j22xpq6atpktjf3zfs8umq9p0dml28ff460sfxczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jkjx3ng In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyjn6xqgn6de4raq9h5lfvphfd9h9rjehug86mxvu0vwu6p8c4czc7h28x6'>nevent1q…28x6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you&#39;re already a patron and you signed up through the Apple store, unfortunately, cancelling &amp; re-subscribing through a browser will only work at the end of a billing cycle, as they won&#39;t take a new sub before the current cycle is up. #patreon<br/><br/>But beyond that...it doesn&#39;t look like good. 2025-04-05T18:57:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyjn6xqgn6de4raq9h5lfvphfd9h9rjehug86mxvu0vwu6p8c4czczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jyxyj04 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyhm7pj6uy6map4relt7rpm0rdjp5ym8q7h4w5khv6259zlmljseqhanen6'>nevent1q…nen6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you want to help out, obv. becoming a patron if you weren&#39;t before would help shore up the gaping hole we&#39;re all grappling with. But do it through a BROWSER, which circumvents all these issues<br/><br/>You could also email #Patreon, as we&#39;ve all done, &amp; complain. I&#39;m not sure they&#39;re listening, though 2025-04-05T18:57:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyhm7pj6uy6map4relt7rpm0rdjp5ym8q7h4w5khv6259zlmljseqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jgtdklj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvegr0ecjztn8lgfp24lugwmw4x404s9a6ksl7g0mdcvkflkn58rgu4anhj'>nevent1q…anhj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Basically: any subscriptions made through the iOS/Apple store now have the 30% fee applied, which comes out of our portion of the sub. It also seems iOS subscriptions are subject to a 75 DAY hold, which is truly beyond any normal processing time<br/><br/>This is why most folks lost around 30% overnight. 2025-04-05T18:57:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvegr0ecjztn8lgfp24lugwmw4x404s9a6ksl7g0mdcvkflkn58rgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j6qk9hu Many changes took effect at #Patreon today, all devastating to creators&#39; income,especially those of us who rely on Patreon to...not die<br/><br/>I woke up to my income slashed by 28% despite no change in patrons. I&#39;m not alone--all while our economy burns<br/><br/>I&#39;m not sure what to do, but there&#39;s a few things 🧵 2025-04-05T18:56:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy34wk72wydk6zln943vf4fqdww34l8kcv57j8xdpzggkkrjf9c3qzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jnka06e At school drop-off awhile back, one of the other parents pulled me aside &amp; whispered the most 19th century thing anyone’s ever said to me:<br/><br/>“I‘ve heard your…situation has changed. And I just wanted to say that I know several well-to-do mariners if you ever look for love again…”<br/><br/>WELL TO DO MARINERS 2025-03-14T21:03:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf74suj9mrrk98mksegurevrejjcq6quas40n9hlgcrdm06ley2hczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jhf5n5k Of all the unspoken assumptions we all thought held down civilization, but are finding out were just sugar plum dreams, one of the most subtly disturbing is that the rich folk in charge valued living luxuriously in a developed society over the simple pleasure of drinking the blood of the poor. 2025-03-10T13:26:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq90uskt2myy0d6m5pndt42gpr4fnk82gg7x8a6tqp0gptlxlcupszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j9uq25c Delightful Linguistic Distraction of the Day:<br/><br/>Though it&#39;s obscure &amp; obsolete, English has a word for the moment icicles fall from the roof of a house.<br/><br/>Stiricide. Which comes very simply from the Latin words for &#34;icicle&#34; &amp; &#34;to fall.&#34;<br/><br/>Yet so specific, so delicate, so strange, so lovely.<br/><br/>Crack. Thunk. 2025-03-06T19:34:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstuarmehplg3lngnnvrntl090qmaw545fv3lrk7md0jw2vcxqt7yszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jaf9jgh Oh my god I was sharing the Four Tops with a Young Person &amp; told her to pull up Baby I Need Your Lovin and autocorrect changed it to BABY I NEED YOUR LOGIN <br/><br/>I’M FUCKING DYING 2025-02-20T03:43:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8s588em7rhh88yuavw4shwzgv5c2a8zy2xd7xkpjnnynauf4wckszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jqf8ml2 I deeply resent that society is falling apart except for all the parts where WE still have to obey the rules &amp; pay our taxes &amp; pretend things are normal enough to function day in &amp; day out.<br/><br/>Just couldn’t vote to survive, could you, America? 2025-02-19T00:38:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfkqnxynew7xlwk35q2u8z76jktv66p9cqrvxdhsn85cx88pvc8egzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jr3mwzg And I mean wild.<br/><br/>Drop f-bombs in every statement so they get covered. Talk like an asshole.<br/><br/>Release classified info about Gabbard, Musk, Trump. Get arrested.<br/><br/>Barricade the Senate. Get celebrities to do it too.<br/><br/>Treat the SOTU like Rocky Horror. Respond THIEF to mentions of Musk. SPY to Gabbard.<br/><br/>Hold a press conference naked &amp; say THIS is how unprotected/vulnerable we are.<br/><br/>Get crazy, sane hasn’t helped.<br/><a href="https://wandering.shop/@Catvalente/114026085485813756">https://wandering.shop/@Catvalente/114026085485813756</a> 2025-02-18T17:34:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0zfqs7496mhgnvjwu4cjxa8dnr703tktwn5d760n3sqw6r2fn96gzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jscd8d0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgfaxl8vdsqmep0nnz2ct8qel7uqzxy6f6m47styurvfnv8fe4j8st0mvl4'>nevent1q…mvl4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The state is taking our rights. They want to take more. It’s very easy for a state to take things from people—from you as well. 2025-02-17T15:34:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvgvp700ps4q8pd7fp7hr2udzkrc02cvww3ta34lv4ewg5xdpgnsczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jl0cyz7 Women couldn’t have their own credit until 1974. Marital rape became illegal nationwide in 1994.<br/><br/>We are ONE generation into women having a CHANCE at life &amp; it’s proved so intolerable America would rather end itself than allow such a thing to continue. 2025-02-17T15:09:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrsg2ukkjmyhkdqjj08pqf5h84704te6zd4mdm5989666gqp8pq4szyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jq6p4wv How strange to think an entire generation has now grown up knowing the President only as the Main Character of America and not the stewardship of a public office: briefly held, gently relinquished. 2025-02-16T02:50:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgtjpqspmd6g4je02mvh9glx8sz7960fc3rp4uc57zl2slcddqnmgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j7xzc87 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq890m4jv0nycm3lrwl0h9hhj8jzs2428q8staje6c37t2c6ynxnc5r35kj'>nevent1q…35kj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Clear as a bell on the video 2025-02-12T19:23:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs80j95permragxc3dcvgnagd4smftd00wx22py5xvpgwfzyt4a7kczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jdq37xv Can you imagine the absolute SEETHING uproar if literally any woman, no matter how conservative, hauled her 4 year old into the Oval Office with her for a meeting, talked over the President, then let her kid tell the President to shut up and go away? 2025-02-12T18:46:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvwdf4mmp0zuf7we5qmgy6jfs823wqz6pllv7nrjx6mppjjuskwcgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jyc0zl7 I&#39;m so incredibly pleased to see that my novel Space Oddity made the Locus Recommended Reading List!<br/><br/>It&#39;s also eligible for the Hugo &amp; Nebula Awards, if you wish to consider it. <br/><br/>Space Oddity also opens up the Space Opera books for Best Series!<br/><br/><a href="https://locusmag.com/2025/02/2024-recommended-reading-list/">https://locusmag.com/2025/02/2024-recommended-reading-list/</a> 2025-02-11T16:58:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrkjecmhplxe6fkwjhhhzfltggl8trt5uwhjnlaqg5tkpyz4j6flgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jt3y2pk This isn’t misinformation, it’s pure lying.<br/><br/>Elon broke into a shit ton of databases he should have zero clearance for because few people do.<br/><br/>Now he’s lying about what’s in there, &amp; hardly anyone can contradict him BECAUSE NORMAL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS DON’T BREAK INTO DATABASES<br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/113/981/550/376/686/248/original/7f026a4e1b48ff71.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-02-10T20:47:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0wc4xt7qvtmfqr5v4n44x6ga58qmjqp88n04w65yusntpsful2wqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j78ecvf I’m not sure whether it’s a deliberate strategy, but I think it’s getting dangerous how often the worst almost happens but not quite, at the last minute.<br/><br/>It’s made us numb, jaded, unable to believe the worst COULD happen, that the last minute could just…go by without us pulling back. 2025-02-04T15:03:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs22vuqv9ss0tq4aap6099z8qz2g0ayykwnlvfxndcnr0pxyt6dwtgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jpafe5z I just don’t know how to work today.<br/><br/>There used to be this thing called “the social contract.”<br/><br/>The terms were basically “we pay taxes &amp; don’t wreck the place &amp; you take care of us &amp; don’t wreck the place.”<br/><br/>But they’re wrecking the place.<br/><br/>Sure, that Zoom meeting is gonna go great. 2025-02-03T19:42:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszms5jtger3r9rmhr5jer8xw0nu9h5ttzk7f5f5xcl7zn82wj95rszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jzjzw97 The Right: BABIES BABIES BABIES. YOU MUST HAVE BABIES. YOU MUST HAVE SO MANY BABIES. THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU HAVING BABIES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.<br/><br/>Also the right: Hold our Huel real quick while we destroy civilization 2025-02-03T15:49:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswqhucyt06fuz8uge2893ae4nhnf304gc395zph8cg2v6glnma5mqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j6j0dxx Stop screaming at Democrats. They have no method available to stop this.<br/><br/>The ONLY people who can stop this are Republicans, &amp; the media needs to be hammering them every second of the day. They’re not, but it’s the only way.<br/><br/>That, and us hammering them too. Not screaming at Dems where it’s safe. 2025-02-03T15:23:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz3g0ctmp3qaxatqea37f53qjsh79l9vy3z56qsuw35luf2sm6nrgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j5v93mt I love how Joe Biden trips over a word and the media goes full-court screaming but Trump can illegally turn off every federal program at once and they’re like oh well what y’all doing for Valentine’s Day this year? 2025-01-29T00:48:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgjsa8825lyy5ygeuza53sd8q5fq6a7q4j0h89w6u4w4wy5xg5dwszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jdzym9f The sin of empathy.<br/><br/>Jesus fucking Christ these psychopaths.<br/><br/>And still half the country thinks this is great, while they walk in and out of fucking church.<br/><br/>How’s those eggs? Expensive? 2025-01-24T22:06:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ejqqx6qtllhlzhw735hk4vs6jjw9ss6jjg58perf4qn4zlhn8pgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jm8z4w0 OKAY let’s clear it up!<br/><br/>Elon with the salute? MAGA with everything they do that pushes riiiight up against Nazi shit with the very *slightest* sheen of deniability?<br/><br/>This is called edging, or edgeplay.Teasing without blowing the whole load right away.<br/><br/>The closer they get the more excited they are. 2025-01-23T01:46:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst3nurkmtm6eygr70f6ffm2gqw3y29e347l5fx0gg23l7ptpjmryszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jwtukkt I keep thinking about this:<br/><br/>When the Dems won in 2020, we danced in the streets. Spontaneous parades, parties, cheering, hugging, music in every city.<br/><br/>In 2024, none of them even seemed to smile on 11/6. They didn’t dance. They didn’t sing. They showed no joy. Smugness, maybe, but not joy.<br/><br/>They won, &amp; they *seethed* 2025-01-16T17:19:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd7x97l3fpjdcfm68jry9v78f9uszqvvfef9sm3j3nsr5dsxaa2nszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jryz9wu My 6yr old is just starting to grasp the concept of death<br/><br/>They sat with me on the porch &amp; we talked a while. I said no one knows what happens after so we make our time count<br/><br/>They thought about it for a long time and said:<br/><br/>“I think when we die we all turn into beautiful mist. And when it’s misty in the morning that’s everyone we love. 2025-01-16T15:35:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2p98a64wwqhky8ksahjpeh0f6ts2vryjutycke92gu499375kh3szyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jqq66wj It is absolutely fucking BONKERS that Facebook claims to be THE social media service for the WORLD, or any kind of serious company at all, when they have no customer service, can’t be contacted, &amp; if your 17 year old account gets hacked apparently you can just get fucked. 2025-01-09T18:10:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxahpsyz8wzat079fnp6zmz2f9gczppdrusywld97j08dv8fg8e2szyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j9gmu0e Welcome to my meeting, everyone.<br/><br/>Today’s agenda: evil.<br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/113/793/574/106/416/859/original/b3a695c081ba0ecf.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-01-08T16:02:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxjaeq0wrtymrk296ftnnj9w5ftp9pghvze83ve5xpv06etj023wszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jgqlrqz All these media companies, so eager to change their entire identity &amp; policies to be as hateful &amp; repulsive as possible.<br/><br/>Weren’t willing to lift one damn finger, not to be ethical or even pleasant to use, just NEUTRAL.<br/><br/>YES DADDY FASCIST CRUSH US ALL shhh bury that post about Biden not being evil 2025-01-08T14:22:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyfqjsze0y6j8343ehl8jcyu4x2x4x7uatr7fg6yl4yg0xuxz9twszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jg4ah48 My first novel came out 21 years ago today.<br/><br/>My career can legally drink. 2025-01-04T22:08:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgcsjltqkvwfmzxed4f0rhnr3ud58txrltv0wdwn2p9dvynatmrqszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3janjuw7 Never have I felt so vindicated, or so shitty about being vindicated, as I do whenever I recall being loudly booed at an SF convention ten years ago for saying “Elon Musk is not Tony Stark, he’s not your friend, &amp; he’s not out to save anyone or anything.” 2024-12-20T15:25:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdehzyay27zmhutp2dsraras4d0fdkmf8pcshnfkva3d02stlsj4czyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3js9h647 I truly can’t comprehend, with everything going on in the world, why getting the FDA to forbid us from getting the POLIO VACCINE is a top priority of our new government. 2024-12-13T14:39:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspdaqdq6gl4kkuxtg5qu0zvz7y37klds726y7d9yjfvwzeptlx2zszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jz0zgre A Democrat breathes<br/><br/>Media rage-orgasms<br/><br/>Progressives demand everyone take a stand against the breath<br/><br/>MAGAs screech about breathers while huffing vigorously from personal oxygen tanks<br/><br/>Elected Ds explain respiration, no one cares<br/><br/>GOP breaks something important while we argue<br/><br/>Media yawns, wonders how Dems could let it happen<br/><br/>Everyone forgets all of the above<br/><br/>Lather, rinse…<br/><a href="https://wandering.shop/@Catvalente/113584550465246154">https://wandering.shop/@Catvalente/113584550465246154</a> 2024-12-02T18:18:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgf2rku8evt46e0kuz54uc4t87q0wf9ftfkqscwk0at88gnj08r8gzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jrr52ls Can I just say I HATE the prevalence of video-only patterns for knitting/crochet these days?<br/><br/>GUYS. If you just show &amp; tell w/out including written instructions I CANNOT DO. I’m not rewinding every time I start a new repeat! I need to check the pattern! We have great tech for this IT IS CALLED TEXT. 2024-11-29T15:34:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd3awtpt2gdm6llhuk7w20m8wnj230vdu3phhymezuuhlyhmxv3dqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jf86ayz Ennio Morricone was just so good. I listen to his scores sometimes just because they’re so beautiful, whether I like the movie they came from or not. 2024-11-26T14:15:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg59gu3nvzgey7yal0qtf8e5x7yecwlgmrsxh9gkequmejynpylgczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j7p3e99 You know what&#39;s wrong with America?<br/><br/>The thing that&#39;s most important to me, which, coincidentally, you can only understand through my specific skillset and personal history! 2024-11-23T21:01:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqklnxrpgej8d7sr8ltruekl6uzzq4pmg6fk79nad365u475ucxgszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j0xrqwg Well, it’s been nice knowing everyone.<br/><br/>See you in “3-4 years” when sunshine has cured my ADHD!<br/> <img src="https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/113/493/417/932/523/571/original/dd3fce747649e2d8.jpeg"> <br/> 2024-11-16T15:48:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8nh87d3lujqzrlskag407ul9pa7vq4fdc8fyhm4m89dvdxker4rgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jgpl294 The intelligence community needs to START WHISTLEBLOWING on these people and stop pussyfooting around with the situation. <br/><br/>This isn’t a joke. Spies and internal threats cannot be in charge of the US military and intelligence services. 2024-11-15T23:44:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv3rxtp4m42ha4vfr87vel3mpfvj4gqpxfnwu6382wmspzca93lxczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jvae7dc America is basically going turn into Livejournal:<br/><br/>Still technically there, but owned by Russia. Clunky, painful, unwelcoming, the community that built it long ago fled or banned, everything of value censored &amp; paywalled into silence, with only a few big accounts keeping it afloat.<br/><br/>Sure, you COULD still use it like you used to, but nobody else is, so what’s the point? 2024-11-15T14:16:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqff374tkf6wps8nmngyx8ysxmc3503d4lwjn5ncjkyq6ncc9vx4gzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jdmmnln In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8etklucw4u85fhkmjqdkvnym7fwme77vqhmkcvf9xdv9pw78gkqcna6rw0'>nevent1q…6rw0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you read the conversation in the replies I get into lensing the generation and also that I have always thought 20 years was a fucking stupid span to call a generation. <br/><br/>A TWENTY YEAR OLD CAN HAVE A KID THEY ARE NOT THE SAME GENERATION BY DEFINITION 2024-11-14T16:19:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszg3uxmx2zd9g70dput80duv03976kmup089yvyjvynpp73pep3wszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j00maqh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2tlp5va4rranzj4znt0jdp3flqd2zjewwsx99yzykculpkqs5jdsdmyxtg'>nevent1q…yxtg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>my parents are boomers and were children in the 50s.<br/><br/>Lately people have REALLY stretched the boomer years til it somehow now ends in 1965 and “Xennials” start in 75, so I guess GenX is only 10 years?<br/><br/>A TON of boomer nostalgia is for the late 50s, or the part of the 60s that looked just the same 2024-11-14T14:37:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq2ndnlh7ejn8hjuge6rme9jqt3vr554pmycynkkxk8u5ny2jn0cgzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jx6nyxq Part of the reason Boomers get so weird about the sainted 1950s is that they experienced childhood during that era &amp; came of age in the 70s when politics, the economy, &amp; culture went very sideways. <br/><br/>Inflation got crazy, oil shortages, Watergate, high crime, innocent hippie to angry punk in 5 years.<br/><br/>Well, I hope you enjoyed that attitude because it does not hold a CANDLE to how weird Millennials are gonna get about the 90s after the 2020s are done with us. 2024-11-14T14:29:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfpm7knjy2kjr6ewvkmcfx6anvspuvlug9c4f5s43yxu78a604zzqzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j42hmtg What an amazing feeling to sit in the night and put all your hopes for not losing everything on there being a couple of Republicans who aren’t cackling fucking psychopaths. 2024-11-13T01:42:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspp7ae2rn77y2hlsscrfskgtnqn5jed3xstzjmunmle9u93eprleszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j8m9adr I can’t believe this country elected a man based on his campaign promise of: YOU GET NOTHING.<br/><br/>No education.<br/><br/>No healthcare.<br/><br/>No retirement.<br/><br/>No programs.<br/><br/>No choices but theirs.<br/><br/>Certainly no help with housing.<br/><br/>No help when all that comes home.<br/><br/>God, our poor kids. I have no idea what we’re meant to do for the kids they’re so desperate for us to have. 2024-11-12T23:05:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst2g9vsv2wrx0a577fcqflnnu0unz2kuxss5nq78qzr6mwt22743czyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jddu0qm I wonder if the people who started AirBnB sat around thinking:<br/><br/>“If we do this thing right, we’ll destroy countless neighborhoods worldwide, annihilating the very concept of owning a home, with all the prosperity &amp; stability that once offered, for generations! Maybe forever! Fingers crossed, guys!” 2024-11-12T14:56:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfdafgscceugk4a00ra0vdv9c3zfnk60dqs9jkrf555kwec7gtxwczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jx3yule In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz68442tluh20cgnf2tfvvc5shx9eve9c3q3kanxk2gcjvdq9y7jc3whwzz'>nevent1q…hwzz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>what the fuck dude 2024-11-11T22:14:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdq84ykf0c6mmlpvd7uzjrav9npug6ke5hqesdlm6sta77zrecwdczyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j577wxm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswnz5yhs9zvu4jc22th9e8amm5kpsfnhft3wvp90jk8gl62vr6aqqd3lmgh'>nevent1q…lmgh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Biden won and the left hated him more than the right. 2024-11-11T20:33:32Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs96nazn3qvmfyw2mq9cqy97ylxc4ypzk3kq4j9exmh3pmjr30slgszyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jy4rvhk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfws2dgsxkuzwk5etmn36wgeht4dh7y2jcxaeujxp9rvwwel28m2cva2s37'>nevent1q…2s37</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What?<br/><br/>What do you mean by “liberal”? 2024-11-11T20:33:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdhwewpengwqlr2wcmk2hw585vcmxfeeva3r8xg6zste22clcvq5qzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3jvnduvj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfgufmkv9ahaz34fucuzamz32wz4xpy35l44qyvu3rstxa9xr4v8grw377f'>nevent1q…377f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>goddammit it’s literally only conservatives that are like that. 2024-11-11T19:58:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2y6upc9nxwzczmlfexnvuxmtuuqg70vdqnuph9wwt4h4l0rqra8gzyryg77xywln4rhs4c5hlzqj6uqrtvu0j399vxrcektnrwcel9dm3j75n9yl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfgufmkv9ahaz34fucuzamz32wz4xpy35l44qyvu3rstxa9xr4v8grw377f'>nevent1q…377f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Stop it. Just stop. Liberals are not the enemy. The idea that liberals are the great evil of our time is conservatism’s greatest trick. All anyone hears from the right or the left is that liberals and democrats are monsters. Is it any wonder this was the result?<br/><br/>Regular old fucking liberals want democracy &amp; they are NOT the problem with America. It took decades to convince EVERYONE they are—and who does that benefit?<br/><br/>Certainly not fucking liberals! 2024-11-11T19:58:15Z