2026-05-11T21:16:44Z https://yabu.me Nix Needs a New Handle https://yabu.me/npub1ex9uye7pgkmppg4y7hzc4qsfsg03l6svqqms72dcrwz7hv5zmpcse8c4xz https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/115/330/197/446/866/858/original/cdf4f9d9097b79a5.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/115/330/197/446/866/858/original/cdf4f9d9097b79a5.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspyyf7eawk2vf072rc6mnnkedmlfehlvzpvlhx99h576d67y8aksqzyrychsn8c9zmvy9z5n6utz5zpxpp78l2psqrwrefhqdct6ajstv8zk3nuuq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs84pr86m7s5ptdrq9eel9wuzcgkvau50qvje2j6marf3a7x4pkcwsqxdr2q'>nevent1q…dr2q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>OK but have you ever had a Lady Alice? 2026-05-11T21:13:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsru48tnh3hrrkm8e2geqwhlyg959pv7cndkgqrp6wa3ktv4227fdszyrychsn8c9zmvy9z5n6utz5zpxpp78l2psqrwrefhqdct6ajstv8zz8383l Who has two thumbs and a new (to her) bicycle? This girl, right here. Meet Betty.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/507/879/533/803/440/original/8de7a6accaac2293.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-03T00:46:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf994xclgq2207c4v5rxpmtxeemmr27z8xqc6m9ww9klzrcmk5j7szyrychsn8c9zmvy9z5n6utz5zpxpp78l2psqrwrefhqdct6ajstv8z9ksjf2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp8jecpfyeszae9rd2dskg0xvd59faq9aq93vyxnnmf8yhceehyvs8uz562'>nevent1q…z562</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>reminds me of the sexy daikon! 2026-05-01T01:08:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszq89wys8nv0apzvtkqpdqdrgz4wdqtnfw3kjt0ehjljgw58nsghczyrychsn8c9zmvy9z5n6utz5zpxpp78l2psqrwrefhqdct6ajstv8zx237rn Today&#39;s run. Imagined the whole Lerner family getting stomped on. #AgingPunks #Exercise #Treadmill #Running #HomeGym<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/313/499/613/941/252/original/b602b00de603996f.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-03-29T16:53:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswensq3e28qwxr8zmajz3xyaacnmhkaa5qcl2xz7d50z9y03tagvgzyrychsn8c9zmvy9z5n6utz5zpxpp78l2psqrwrefhqdct6ajstv8zmnx77c just so we&#39;re clear<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/737/843/182/567/395/original/0cb5e7364fd604ed.png"> <br/> 2025-12-18T00:55:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd0vdty4hjzsfa94e0vr2pld0xacxagaz5ddm2lnp3kgy3apdymdszyrychsn8c9zmvy9z5n6utz5zpxpp78l2psqrwrefhqdct6ajstv8z5ns0cv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrjs3rlep3880v7l8fypxzkw7me4hzkf2vy2375pxyhk2qs538vys3e6y3e'>nevent1q…6y3e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Almost done!<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/960/365/911/407/original/9250a6d8d17f82bf.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/960/386/148/852/original/cd4b189306216343.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/960/389/288/604/original/d6b67415ea62d1c3.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/960/404/720/509/original/01f525670488aa2c.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-14T16:54:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrjs3rlep3880v7l8fypxzkw7me4hzkf2vy2375pxyhk2qs538vyszyrychsn8c9zmvy9z5n6utz5zpxpp78l2psqrwrefhqdct6ajstv8zp0j48q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy93xaej7x33pa49jqdjw8t8j6fpxtk3c7d6tk4zp076k87ywjhygzyvghl'>nevent1q…vghl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Here&#39;s our duplicate.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/951/235/709/176/original/f0aa0394c8138525.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/951/240/214/393/original/d6f844fb21edd5e2.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/951/251/544/865/original/d8fdb81d81ccf86f.png"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/951/264/157/954/original/51f464642a238586.png"> <br/> 2025-12-14T16:53:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy93xaej7x33pa49jqdjw8t8j6fpxtk3c7d6tk4zp076k87ywjhygzyrychsn8c9zmvy9z5n6utz5zpxpp78l2psqrwrefhqdct6ajstv8zjzhrkg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg08xv3s043ydn8kcxr93vrppr4vscrsyyymfnacc0an83atxt29ggum2x8'>nevent1q…m2x8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>These all seem easy after that long one.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/944/422/577/553/original/1e9399386c9f462c.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/944/429/442/809/original/d2a6cf631abc0cfe.jpg"> <br/> <img 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https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqrrx9kt8v5cmcsnh0gtyzqyp7c9y25dfjl5hxdyq766wsyzcsv0szyrychsn8c9zmvy9z5n6utz5zpxpp78l2psqrwrefhqdct6ajstv8zv5cxrh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswy5aem7m2meg3eyumed7kwhgt6w2we2z7v0044wldl0fyc5m0y3cwa36lv'>nevent1q…36lv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I realized the 4th here is the same as the one I just saved.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/877/313/226/322/original/90b7df4b002f876e.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/877/320/521/250/original/56e216c9f3ecd49f.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/877/312/084/363/original/dd9e0ec9b2ab716d.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/877/332/006/946/original/1351c0349ca00611.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-14T16:34:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswy5aem7m2meg3eyumed7kwhgt6w2we2z7v0044wldl0fyc5m0y3czyrychsn8c9zmvy9z5n6utz5zpxpp78l2psqrwrefhqdct6ajstv8z2rex9c This will be a long post. The satire snake flags I&#39;ve collected over the years. Just borrowed one from <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub16kg9lwzqksrhasxqtasrey5dhz7dkyur86xtupw08ayxppqkj47smwafn8" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:</span> (<span class="italic">npub16kg…afn8</span>)</a></span> so figured I&#39;d share the rest.<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/868/157/704/439/original/10692c81166964fa.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/868/161/500/390/original/baec2d80fc919c9a.png"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/868/193/641/356/original/abdbd633c2c86fd2.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/718/868/203/019/100/original/d8dc427dc4dded45.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-14T16:31:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszz89e24z46v6tkcrtznftmqhthcrk6umxjfnq53csmx2usrhjk7szyrychsn8c9zmvy9z5n6utz5zpxpp78l2psqrwrefhqdct6ajstv8zdevqcd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy3tek3ldhhvlhwrseujxn0lrhlzv0upl9e8fh27duwjq69z60l0smgdkxv'>nevent1q…dkxv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Nixstory: when I was 9ish I did a presentation on isadora duncan dressed as her. The way she died creeps me out to this day. 2025-10-29T00:03:11Z