2024-09-16T15:41:58Z https://yabu.me Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪 https://yabu.me/npub1ewm2nxh6aahxfes535sd96zyzgwq3jw82x8pfwn79manxdn5wwhq5pswvj https://ftp.ieji.de/mastodata/accounts/avatars/112/007/724/763/568/481/original/92f317d5bbfbde1e.png https://ftp.ieji.de/mastodata/accounts/avatars/112/007/724/763/568/481/original/92f317d5bbfbde1e.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfz9kdpvzjxhjz9ha065lk6yufp5ffxym2rnjmtr65q9uuras8cxczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uawd94g *flounces in on a cloud of Old Spice*<br/><br/>💋 2026-04-20T20:36:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrwynxeurungaytctwpvd59406a0juhfzmj80eyupjux2qzd424ygzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ustgckm Allegory<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/413/304/900/036/580/original/8700a1528ad9bcb2.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/413/304/900/036/579/original/b64b9039f193620a.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-16T07:55:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqrug8rqn0r5qfjrxzakvp6ga7heewt9tfp5mv3tmacqjzq9lmafszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u33ueq6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyqu08s4n3fygs8w5tuaktnutyuxm0h7pfq350hkwcpez4ygmk53qt5pquc'>nevent1q…pquc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The worst part? I broke my Hello Kitty mug.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/339/592/240/437/271/original/66124f0ad6b7f0ee.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-03T07:30:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyqu08s4n3fygs8w5tuaktnutyuxm0h7pfq350hkwcpez4ygmk53qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u3udh0m 🙄 I&#39;ve received special permission to smoke in the house today: the burns on my hand, foot, and thigh make it painful to crawl (I can&#39;t put on my right boot (cuzza blistering)) out to the outdoor smoking area. 2026-04-03T07:24:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspc973zdg2lakls28mfm9qjegx4w47warcm40khwwthchzkwmsj4szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u6lg4mh When Apollo 11 went to the moon, back in the day, 9 year old me was glued to the TV.<br/><br/>Artemis is supposed to take off to the moon tonight, and the best I can muster is &#34;I hope it doesn&#39;t blow up.&#34;<br/><br/>If I&#39;m awake, I might tune in. 2026-04-01T16:23:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxqz8vk3thwxlqjeddjpms4d3c6vd37synxq7frmp34hdfed0u65szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ujfkwyz I often mention being at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Some might think this is a flight of fancy, but it&#39;s the literal truth. I live in the ruins of a thousand year old Palace, built for an emperor. <br/><br/>Charlemagne built a palace here, one of eight, completed in 810 CE. While he&#39;s entombed at Aachen, and rarely visited here, some sources indicate that Ingelheim, with it&#39;s vineyards and bee gardens, was his favorite. I occasionally encounter his ghost. (He loves today&#39;s high octane weed, the cannabis in his day was &#34;not like this!&#34;) <br/><br/>The Aula Regia (Throne Room) is &#34;right across the street&#34;.<br/><br/>When the Palace was built, there was a small private chapel, and church services were held at St Remegius (est ca 740 CE, still active) The Palace Church, which is also &#34;right across the street&#34;, wasn&#39;t added until the late 900s.<br/><br/>The defensive walls were added in the 1100s by Emperor Friedrich I Barbarossa. We live in the courtyard formed by the defensive walls.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/316/621/869/175/487/original/3f8a866ab0bc6627.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/316/621/865/334/817/original/4128aa903b366fc9.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/316/622/005/449/027/original/252bfd07a5ab5e2c.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/316/622/030/604/313/original/1970c3ad382c692b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-30T06:25:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxjkr3ck30ypy8ewpfec8x2hkdh0v0mm0vslydev075mjesk0527qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ugt8km9 Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A bright, but nipply morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. Meds await. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker rapes children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. . <br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Is he dead yet?<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/248/648/527/199/706/original/c786b2ca9c7abc3c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-18T06:02:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr2t5ngqphfzy4dxl5qt2rch0mh5cx3czl7rmsx37sv5ax3x2338szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6un4uj0a Ask your doctor if amphetamine is right for you.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/189/326/773/988/473/original/5a4ffe7adf519a40.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-07T18:36:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyq7hasylplsjw4v9ped0xwgsfunnlvvnz850ydwzhy3fsumykkdszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uxtsarx Wait. What? Netanyahu is currently here, in Germany? <br/><br/>*checks riot bag*<br/><br/>Where? 2026-03-01T08:23:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgz3wuq5rvjqnvdu0d65g7gdgjp8ur2399ae8j0mwj34z6x3ytq9qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ua9jgf7 Good morning, #HephalumpWorld. <br/><br/>Fuck. 2026-02-25T06:17:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxtankgn50p2tzhxkjuuvnca0hhzqz8wrvpjrw8tc9qqdqw9msc9qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u839v74 Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker rapes children. Everything he does is to to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. <br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Is he dead yet?<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/095/782/782/138/855/original/01fec27cb272eda0.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-02-19T06:05:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqdn2sx2z7njcnr3dpxq0zsr5j4e4nhtjfqvv66pp4sljnhpy65hszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ux0f5qy In the afterlife <br/>You could be headed for the serious strife <br/>Now you make the scene all day <br/>But tomorrow there&#39;ll be Hell to pay <br/><br/>Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell <br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/090/389/643/742/630/original/dc2643570474f834.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-18T07:28:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0eg6w8mtel2a3jlqkdp3n993kryxzhf7f67jx5ww7pqa6dj48s4czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ufgp53y Yeah, yeah. 🙄 Whatever. <br/><br/>Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A damp morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace, wets plummet from the sky. Kittys are being assholes, but are fed. Meds are consumed, and I o so anxiously await kick-in. <br/><br/>Everything he does is to distract you from him and good buddy Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls. <br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Waiting for the day we can dance on his grave.<br/>*queue Dope - Die, Motherfucker, Die*<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/084/555/967/817/782/original/a859e96ce73ddfb7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-17T06:34:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8gxq9nefaxksq2zqyr9clz0sa5xk7exnvm9sssgqc09xfkefzgxczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uqvd35a 🙄 There&#39;s a hairball clogging up the bathroom sink.<br/>#HarleyQuinn #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/069/140/869/859/829/original/159c82a4036f72eb.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-14T13:11:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs98xp2yf62dkj8yjeu5uk6649l75742rtrjhg48nadqnmtqe29degzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u4k8dge Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea was delicious, but is now empty. A fresh cuppa heats. <br/><br/>A weird morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace: I&#39;m dizzy and running a fever. Frozen wets plop heavily, melting ungraciously. Kittys are fed, but ignore their food. Meds are ingested. Kick-in awaits, but comes not quick enough. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, fattening his piggy bank in Qatar, all to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls. <br/>Donald J Puppyfucker is brazenly murdering Americans to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls. <br/>Donald J Puppyfucker rapes teenage girls, and Republicans are OK with it, saying 15 &amp; 16 year old children are old enough to get raped. <br/>Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a Nazi shithole. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/>ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: You know what you need to do. History&#39;s eyes are upon you.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/116/005/028/330/198/424/original/80a27e19e55204cf.jpg"> <br/> 2026-02-03T05:33:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfrnl52dk09qelxw6fkpdk7gl5k7nykx9nvc97uf6qvy9qqxacvyczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u3j4xh2 My upstairs neighbor informed me of a place called Nordleaf (dot) de, which is a cannabis dispensary, with prescription services. <br/><br/>There is a small fee for the prescription. <br/><br/>According to the confirmation emails, I now have a prescription for cannabis, and 5g of &#34;Space Rider&#34; heading to my mailbox. <br/><br/>For significantly less than from Mr Man. <br/><br/>😜 I guess I&#39;ll see in a week or so.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/917/262/528/635/664/original/3c07101e709022b0.png"> <br/> 2026-01-18T17:31:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsypn54gswp0asffarm2uc0jed8sq80790pajygqudgj7njaa05xtqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uq9n3lj Is he dead yet?<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/914/836/734/485/882/original/8894bb86608069b0.png"> <br/> 2026-01-18T07:09:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsya2lda9mdzjg0klerz37t60n7keyzf83a09ttquw7yn65nye590szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6urgqd6k 😜 Today is our 7 year anniversary. <br/>❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️<br/><br/>SMH. Has it really been that long? Time flies when yer having fun. <br/><br/>Anniversary Gift Guides all say the same thing for #7: wool/copper, and DESK SETS??!??! WTF? 2026-01-16T07:46:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswdcewkqza7ddn6x63p5w3yhneqhqage05yxm0yzldu68g996r5kgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6urfz9xr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszsdnxxr3vykfgxsv2g24xlfm2wneaxvafufxxev6kd47xuw3atrqqg96xk'>nevent1q…96xk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Israel is a terrorist state.&#34; 2026-01-04T06:13:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8lz4xva8fqqvpc2y0mu3az2g3az76w2ekh78q8v3zgr6lnpqafaczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u2g98us Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A chilly morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds await. <br/><br/>Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls. <br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.<br/><br/>USA is a terrorist state. <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich #Luigi<br/><br/> ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Live ugly.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/835/260/032/993/222/original/a0a1f4e45731e462.jpg"> <br/> 2026-01-04T05:53:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvpnu5xhnn2tn3rgc9ayma3cepeekhld56vzl38rd0arge5uj9t8szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uph7ejw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsppn8lxae9t37dpmljtuhmd2tul90vlwd47mzu4tn72t7hwmvc8jg5xdkez'>nevent1q…dkez</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Emma came home a while back. 😜 You can scroll back through my feed to see her inhaling food.<br/><br/>All three are cowering in the bedroom.<br/><br/>It still sounds like a war zone. 🙄 2025-12-31T23:26:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ttnrq33ap5zrsdr4fsnpthrk5wj3d3d67vtr0nz8us88anvkx7qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6umftn4y 😜 Dying down to isolated firefights. I hear screaming. The Bells have stopped. Fresh batteries fire off. 2025-12-31T23:13:41Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr7turuhlt7qclje4urtuyvwrhdy6uysegduens472yefnw7tr0tqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u5f0dga In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswvftl77ewlm6sexw74385nyh9v8k36wh6mxc0qwc7wet8addk42qr38qkt'>nevent1q…8qkt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And to you! 2025-12-31T22:46:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2tmh92k746azf60zvhantlnc44t270x2f9ecattkusmwju7vxzsgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6umawjhv Fondue is doing it&#39;s thing, heating oil. Through the camera, I can see the flame clearly. Without the camera, I can&#39;t see anything. I know it&#39;s there. I can feel the warmth. But I can&#39;t see it.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/815/598/027/254/566/original/bdf482a217643d71.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-31T18:35:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv4gtysx3cr6dp95rvadazjad3rdsn98mmmkqq5rhm6kxpz3fvxzqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u54vz58 Well, Clarice... Has the toast stopped screaming? <br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy #SilenceOfTheToast<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/807/317/233/748/498/original/e7d412c22bca2fe5.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-30T07:24:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsddlmfyr4h4e9jj9e87zh5as6mk5h3hf9tcf5ngttj6cu44a5mwagzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uwv99tu Dinsdale!<br/>#SpinyNorman #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #HedgehogsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/804/936/214/312/506/original/d4eab65458cedaa8.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-29T21:19:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs84wcwzjvy4y323s94t3nc53hpasnr2ufj0uy5sw8kqqqla7r22mgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u4wpnzj #Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/801/817/244/166/620/original/b0d4ee98990a5f01.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-29T08:05:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswrdplr44zwzlafp36r0qu9yps2649yljalq62hs2wct28rfuvm5czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6us0hx3p Is anyone else having issues with the search function? <br/><br/>Is it server dependent? <br/><br/>It won&#39;t find ANYTHING for me lately (past week or so), even when searching for a term I use three to five times a day, minimum. Put it in quotes, still nothing. Use the &#34;from:me&#34; switch, still nothing. <br/><br/>Example, if I search for Audrey (or &#34;Audrey&#34;), it won&#39;t find a single post, but it&#39;ll show #Audrey in the &#34;hashtags&#34; section. <br/><br/>This happens in Tusky and Mastodon Web. 2025-12-27T07:08:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2mezqhyv0wtug04yrvcwc9pcjvtu2dkd0ptxm58w38ksu6x0562czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u8wrhf7 Emma does sentry duty.<br/>#EmmaPeel #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/770/795/773/032/306/original/7aadd627dd1704fc.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-23T20:43:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstwp9l8pfaqfa2uu7xdgwcsz8gw3wcgnpysvkvzw6f3e2hdsjv60qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u0ptxx5 FIFA, go fuck yourself.<br/>#FuckFIFA<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/669/339/591/860/755/original/71462c93288422bc.webp"> <br/> 2025-12-05T22:40:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst8mm8mmyk9ls8r8pd7xr28yq4s6pg2lefyru7u0243hqtugenlpszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uxthquv Cry Havoc!, and let slip the toast toasted round side down! <br/><br/>I do have other options to break my overnight fast in the mornings, but I choose this. There are cereals, but I choose this. We have fruit, but I choose this. <br/><br/>I choose this, this putting of toast into the toaster, round side down, this desecration of perfectly good toast, deliberately and consciously, every day. <br/><br/>Every day.<br/><br/>It makes me feel alive.<br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/654/771/962/832/061/original/fa78442126bca7eb.jpg"> <br/> 2025-12-03T09:01:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2umx3m7uc77dn8fkvzp0m9k03wg3j4rejuht4rqamdlg06czkgjczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u6wqhdf Good morning, #HephalumpWorld. 2025-11-27T05:30:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszmnpftxjx4tzscjd57dxrf4p8cjexyqx9349nkc7qpu8274y87xczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ug66ywe Horny young buck lickin&#39; pussy.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/612/451/714/918/959/original/9f855757ab6d548a.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-25T21:29:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9ttmjkd3uqcsmj8hthu7lskh0nqyr9agznsc06v095yavv7dmqjgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uydsx4x Finished with errands, chillin&#39; at the #FuckNazis bench. A sentiment I endorse wholeheartedly.<br/><br/>😜 Not literally!<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/593/169/936/032/594/original/171233206af3833c.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-22T11:45:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs05a3qjh0ahgpwhjfxgyn3sqaha4wt7e5869v5ua09uw2ksma4x6qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6utpammp Your story has become tiresome. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance. <br/>#Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/592/292/827/455/733/original/db19d83ea156a13f.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-22T08:03:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr4jr9paqhxz55qr7gug2m9alw48uglgh605rmtsgvmnm8z3pnmeszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ufgrx8t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdx4enjd07r7evq0euu3wn3ykmpt6hljwh3x6kqu0l5dk6h8gkdsc849h80'>nevent1q…9h80</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m a Dung Beetle, pushing my ball of shit around. It&#39;s a nice ball of shit: well rounded, and pleasingly speckled. It&#39;s sure to be a hit with the ladies!<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/580/959/263/061/281/original/60a2f7f5cc17482a.png"> <br/> 2025-11-20T07:59:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszlmp0sc3rj9qf5g4ft33pk3mduz9ast8y6puc7jvvgecsj3htwkszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uc5vtt0 The tolling of the bell brings the faithful to their knees.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/558/678/068/550/380/original/f0403dfc8c21ca49.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-11-16T09:34:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9p54f7qt60tgskh9m6p7t3tlnqp5360az82sdc608duzhvgutp2gzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u0k8rua In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstaspg9cy0kcql5p5cu6cs54cw7p4xpgqha3d470qrg883q7fcelsnm03a7'>nevent1q…03a7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🙄 All this talk about UK &#34;rejoining&#34; the EU...<br/><br/>You&#39;re assuming we want their nasty racist, royalist, unwiped ass back. That&#39;s not a given. <br/><br/>Go join Aмерикa. They can be the 51st Oblast. 2025-11-10T07:52:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf300qf2jfd49qpcez569jpg4k3amflasfr8c5nzanzmlexkfc9xczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ujvwgve Between the Roman stuff, the Charlemagne stuff, the Holy Roman stuff, even the Napoleon stuff, and the general Fairy Tale vibe of this whole section of the Rhine, and with the way my life has been forcibly uprooted, and having to start from 0 so many times, and a hedgehog waddles across the terrace to eat, and keep me company, I sometimes really do feel like I&#39;ve stumbled bass ack wards into some kind of fairy tale, and hope that this is my happily ever after, even tho it&#39;s dark, and the night is full of terrors, and cold, the cold that seeps into your bones kind of cold, and it&#39;s starting to fog, because I really don&#39;t want to die in burst of ultra high energy particles, or worse, ekeing out an existence in the decaying rubble of the collapse... . 🧚 🦔<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/510/082/512/845/782/original/a1761f9e6f65574b.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-07T19:38:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswpjepumn9kexhnpdp2xx3aw2wfltty5efng3nsehk30mgkm9jdcqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ul5uhlk Love is a burning thing<br/>And it makes a fiery ring<br/>Bound by wild desire<br/>I fell in to a ring of fire<br/><br/>I fell in to a burning ring of fire<br/>I went down, down, down<br/>And the flames went higher<br/>And it burns, burns, burns<br/>The ring of fire<br/>The ring of fire<br/><br/>🔥<br/><br/>Johnny Cash - Ring Of Fire<br/><br/>🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥<br/><br/>PS - Ring of fire also available from eating jalapeños. I recommend eating ice cream after jalapeños to mitigate this. <br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/501/657/664/128/070/original/46938960da2c3021.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-06T07:59:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9r6448l7t4ls4k8c0c4agfclsepgk88uk0ffxlm02m5ygyujhv2czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ukkw93a In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq6e0fxn9u20mdw6vjznmmu70e7nf82u9u5l52rq49kt736u9ekyc279xpe'>nevent1q…9xpe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oooh! Envy! Mars, Bringer of War is my fave! <br/><br/>😜 I usually bellow (think Kargyraa throat singing) along, loudly, with the last note. &gt;BOAH!&lt; 2025-11-06T06:41:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx6jptdp39guxwysshfxrh3v70v8l373vj0jz0frd8qjkget8hhmszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u2evkvs <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/482/336/757/177/141/original/939d997d2bfba2b7.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-02T21:59:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszmr73vex0q4a0xatwvwrg82xf4sv8x3neuwqkmmsytvrlrdmtz3szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ue35vlt #Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/480/561/047/286/901/original/d7b9efff5ed7912d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-02T14:26:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyn0pvjna7ru2mhcsgww9xjvz0yyru7vuewqjejzl8scrq90754lszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u79t3se Open the pod bay doors, HAL.<br/><br/>I&#39;m sorry, Dave. I&#39;m afraid I can&#39;t do that.<br/><br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/427/778/639/046/959/original/15e31743f99309dd.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-24T06:44:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgl2eenmdj5ppedk2e9k287wx2ky37gvt7tl47lw5e0jpxmr0wseczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u6xrz8x Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/419/762/868/843/061/original/5ff34816c9c04e1d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-22T20:44:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspanhyagn8udjs67wyksygpvdtm4xgx9v2gh6a5g5lcjcuss2augqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u77jpqu 🕺 DEAD PRESIDENT DANCE 💃<br/><br/>When Nixon died, I danced<br/>When Reagan died, I danced<br/>When Bush died, I danced<br/>When the other Bush dies, I will dance <br/>When Puppyfucker dies<br/>I will masturbate in the streets, dancing<br/><br/>#PoultryCoroner 2025-10-19T06:54:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs23fu37rqer5pc6u4wtz7tx09jrhrpjsd9xqhcjdvx35zjtgyw5nqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u5tkahz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp7sup2qcwlac6lpgnua9w0azttt4yjpfy6z73fuwgpmx9f75ey0sz5nuvu'>nevent1q…nuvu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🤣 [Usable] Bongs don&#39;t travel well. I&#39;ve tried. 😜 2025-10-18T08:10:38Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvfvhlnkej88wk776g62x8jaxnm2esprrg0hp7g2fzjfaw9jv30vgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6urrr8cj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy4ah9mahshk9f7kgaz2k3qeam63ft5g0dt20tkr9sfc3dxs04yvs8larjq'>nevent1q…arjq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥<br/>#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/394/116/906/441/973/original/6847318e37428110.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-18T08:02:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsve9e5ekzmn3wy7z3ycex64d27ygvjd2v7yerfr3wpk40lrqglg4szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ucpnadh UNTITLED 1950<br/><br/>Every day<br/>I Think<br/>Surely <br/>This will be the thing<br/>That brings it all crashing down<br/>Surely<br/>This open extortion and bribery<br/>Surely <br/>These atrocities by the Gestapo<br/>Surely <br/>This billionaire feeding frenzy<br/>Surely <br/>The American people will see <br/>The sad rapist for what he is <br/>But no<br/>They want to be Nazis <br/><br/>Surely they know <br/>What happens to Nazis <br/><br/>And stop calling me Shirley<br/><br/>#PoultryCoroner 2025-10-16T17:50:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf9lup6034whf6whavq84e7jdlu6ve95y5v03lv4nzx0k59l3u65qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uq023ta In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgraxyjdwxkdyaclyrgez8pt2sdv78husrzfzf7up3lv8q2hgmdvglygp64'>nevent1q…gp64</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is it too early? It is not.<br/><br/>🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥<br/>#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt 2025-10-12T07:04:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgej3c7v0qu3hc0km4k3tele8szde79q7qw4pm7rksfxm8e0terrqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uvkqdxw Hello Kitty shadow puppetry.<br/>#HelloKitty<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/344/015/237/740/290/original/58f769430865f6d2.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-09T11:42:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstyc7xpjms6tp9a4ft2nme99naxyn4nsswr47cjt69qqq5rw60xkszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uyxevhk Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A wet morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes. Everything hurts. <br/><br/>America is fallen.<br/>Aмерика struggles to emerge.<br/>Now is the time of pedophile rapists.<br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich <br/><br/>Israel is a terrorist state.<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 <br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Be the light you want to see in the world.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/325/621/280/457/378/original/d7698fdcd3097540.png"> <br/> 2025-10-06T05:43:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxn2huvrx45ed0rn36e4rw3a4k8e3gxz98k4vv3vxfyp2m9uce99qzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6udxjx0l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2e9mjw49fuyrh5p48zxakgzqplqf7jz23hyg5y387q093nhxhmmq25th95'>nevent1q…th95</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥<br/>#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/320/750/613/488/766/original/f2ba9f1d4405cfd9.webp"> <br/> 2025-10-05T09:04:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvmxw3k8558yq3era7hjxpfxf3tpsszrnnj8dz9y6l2py2d5yq83czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uvqe3jt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr2suhqt8qqj3sfdqcjzmxrrpequfyf48kmjqqfln7r9hf4j3cshq6fsa9l'>nevent1q…sa9l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥<br/>#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt 2025-09-29T21:01:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstjlmcj6aptw6l0lec4d4n9k7rguynyu6je8pv8lms27g5e6dt94szyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u3769y8 #Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/289/515/563/460/505/original/bc1d2c92ee9970dc.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-29T20:43:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvgkv59sj9xn38yszm52la9quu68a6rmjccms2ra6f62qps559jhczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u80cggz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9mndxn4emdd306jnlwkenpsqqmpkylvxw2424ugu9gufznxmsddqshpn8f'>nevent1q…pn8f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In the long long ago, I worked as a tech writer for a mail order pc/electronic supplies company, housed in a seismically designed building in San Jose, CA. <br/><br/>One day, a tech and I worked out a &#34;focal point&#34;. We ambled over to it, and started bouncing up and down in unison.<br/><br/>Within seconds, heads were popping up behind cubicle walls, and screaming was heard.<br/><br/>😜 Both of us were &#34;written up&#34; the next day for &#34;simulating an earthquake&#34;. 2025-09-22T11:34:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs03h9cntu2d6nlzpsalfn3ga5azu40cggc0ghp7xd9jzqv3r6pj6czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u6l2vfc Spiny Norman makes an appearance.<br/>#SpinyNorman #NotOurCat #HedgehogsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/204/400/057/743/829/original/69b018d4be31acb0.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-14T19:56:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2kq7s5w3pcxuwyyj5gq7cdujyq2c7wf27efane3jqvwwu0uz78kgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uhyxjw4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0cvy3x0ny83ukf9a8ncyvzz6pkepfdmluc33ufj2faw6e3xj43fsmqveve'>nevent1q…veve</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I swear by the toast. <br/><br/>There is much to be said for properly formatted toast... <br/>#RoundSideDown 2025-09-09T06:06:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgkx42vtd76ce3mcxgfvsuaak3vjttg4dx5akzuqq8e5pze23wldszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6un6cwfc I took a joyride along the Selz, our local river. There have been mills here since Roman times, and the river channel is straightened and well maintained.<br/><br/>-<br/><br/>Random shoes. #RandomShoes<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/162/751/619/550/232/original/e43c058ce89af171.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/162/766/790/595/490/original/51410f3676becd21.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-07T11:27:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd7379h9uyrq7njy0sczj42lwtq0l8td6uwtnrwtxljx7qysdz0tqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u6kwemf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswm740ulxaft4zfetce5auezht5lpdgw9yesaend9cr9gdrl6ju5gqpgcy3'>nevent1q…gcy3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I brought out a some cat kibbles. *crunch*crunch*crunch *<br/>#HedgehogsOfMastodon #NotOurCat<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/153/357/594/245/219/original/c5d812c24a9afacf.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-05T19:35:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswm740ulxaft4zfetce5auezht5lpdgw9yesaend9cr9gdrl6ju5gzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ue0kfnm Spiny Norman has returned!<br/>#HedgehogsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/153/317/705/207/220/original/07b13a49c5a4637f.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-05T19:25:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8mz3h4sekxh6sr0jkqwwjk4axydvs969weedx2y2sc47cg4t2w3czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u3ke2h0 SHIRT <br/>(To The Queen Of The Universe) <br/><br/>The shirt I wear is faded<br/>And parting at the seams<br/>The reason I still wear it<br/>Is that you gave it to me<br/>It has so many memories<br/>Of things we used to do<br/>I imagine, when I wear it<br/>I&#39;m still touched by you<br/><br/>#PoultryCoroner<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/127/549/989/363/518/original/cf3d47725766c27b.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-01T06:19:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2f0rycwn3n35q2uj4q4nh5w76dcyds9h5hf5xlu7y9v8rrqeuxfqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u578z8g #CompostTheRich<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/122/458/266/416/677/original/d3060d45e21641a3.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-31T08:37:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9jkdh67l4gshuhrv9jgf2d6jgjnayyzs2sf3smklmdtflx2q82jgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ukrckuh I have a fitting for new ortho boots this morning. 😜 They won&#39;t be ready yet, it&#39;s just a check to see if they fit properly before the actual assembly.<br/><br/>I went with laces instead of velcro: velcro is easy, but gets &#39;unsticky&#39; quickly, cuzza lint.<br/><br/>Also, velcro makes me feel like I&#39;m wearing &#39;old people shoes&#39;.<br/><br/>I should start getting ready, my appointment is in ½ hour. 2025-08-27T07:31:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxvtud86rnsgsr64gw8c8254eqrkafgsklt75vladg0mr9l0kt76czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ucct3ms Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is still just a thought.<br/><br/>A clear morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in. <br/><br/>America is fallen.<br/>Aмерика struggles to emerge.<br/>Now is the time of pedophile rapists. <br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles <br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich <br/><br/>Israel is a terrorist state.<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦<br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: Put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/098/932/289/656/202/original/25fde90cff82060a.png"> <br/> 2025-08-27T04:58:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspal2dcdrgqrghuzkpfdwrjeksjaky6nlfxd6a2sgtnmf6qat6nlczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uxt5zlp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvpjtan5nh0u7vagt6jdxtjlv7ektqxt6d0376mpuvffyw20rj5hsvlt8vt'>nevent1q…t8vt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥<br/>#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt 2025-08-22T15:04:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0p30mfdx8knhtzkmvfc20ps836y4gksxq9nj98hykqgnumshdp5czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ugjuex9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgynaemcrjp90ecfvddzqufnj2u4eyn8u9uscah6cptqfc0085h0gj2k95e'>nevent1q…k95e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🙄 No. 2025-08-19T21:39:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqg0zfr8z38vyaj6m93l68sn4k7v54vyhl7v4avgms8s4nh8mwdrqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u7p4avy Croissant. 2025-08-19T18:27:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs08ug2l5udeq7wuq49p3f048g9qh96ddgl8nsgmw6se6af3l8ugnszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6upmrqln Yoshi One-Eye took a turn for the worse last night: her yaya was bloody, and there were maggots. We showered her, she did not protest, the plan being get her to the vet&#39;s first thing. <br/><br/>A short while later, she bolted out the door, and hasn&#39;t been seen since. I did a cursory check last night.<br/><br/>I&#39;ve just returned from walking the Palace grounds, searching, to no avail.<br/><br/>I fear she wandered off to die.<br/><br/>I did run into another cat, who I didn&#39;t recognize, but who did accept head scritches.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/048/360/160/536/692/original/208ba27c319e445c.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/048/360/628/351/279/original/eb0a13530695791e.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/048/394/978/659/461/original/2164ab0391ff1b00.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/048/399/464/168/073/original/249b55703e717a97.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-18T06:49:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst2awzapzzxyj06nnlqfa84t047l642g5nxflrlh28urk7u8p96yqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uag43k2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszn7ggkf5uphd457eqs84xaqy70va067a0fpww7uj0yfx5ynu3z8cddx7ps'>nevent1q…x7ps</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You can go anywhen. Anywhen.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/038/422/952/084/854/original/aef6dfd775ea606d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-16T12:27:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs875c3ru03ay6u940u9ugtkj8a4k229s9v96g0h0ftz69ayaevhyqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u8l52z6 #Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/115/004/265/791/271/021/original/8c62cdbfe73b80d4.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-10T11:38:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdtgqq5e2r5y9nj6k0ccdppyp74z3n2rd3m8yrv3ug5c8z45u23uqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u6e9vr6 All this talk of UK rejoining the EU. 🙄 <br/><br/>That&#39;s assuming the EU wants your nasty, inbred, royalist asses back. <br/><br/>Go join Aмерикa. 2025-08-10T08:50:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxkrcy02ewycz4ynnhwkuxlc2ytugeek8l9kngs977fxw0j2zn0kqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6urenr0u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2mypvfjpcwx5pgx7ygnw4hv2s03phc3tfh7lyg3q0s8eyu3gj8jgvwllm9'>nevent1q…llm9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Most household ant invasions aren&#39;t enough to keep an anteater fed. You&#39;ll have to get a capybara, as well.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/966/491/922/178/256/original/f41ccae2926b189f.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-03T19:32:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy2av6d50ez8yspnwfsej56k0242v2rdsz8ufunnk3e8mveq84d7czyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6umxx4zs In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstg443x2ee63kwrxtajf287f8muvqd9uzzeqspvc6z3ga37pp7ths9qprzh'>nevent1q…przh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I would hope so! 2025-08-03T06:56:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq8mhylg7jfexj3jtdzlykyl76qn4mzhtn5st353gqhrfqpru2xtgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uv02xl4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdqhxlpsv8vqyaeth322atqkpguyux3q8zwtjjtcumwkfjyfe0raq6t878f'>nevent1q…878f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s a double feature! 😜 Goldfinger (Again?!) is on now. Nom nom nom.<br/>#Bond, #JamesBond #OO7 2025-08-02T21:24:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrjy9ndzd7fwaa0pdnlghg43nz5jgxa5vltw2awwg59h0ccw0ewggzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u2gk54n In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0m0c7kuhgt5uullx3neajynus85ykazq09393pvcxxhkpr5dm44cwwp6yd'>nevent1q…p6yd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Here ya go.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/960/989/108/111/829/original/52fe7dee076184eb.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-02T20:13:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqe0pz9rpnpt67gfyvk7mskrvcyjtzzwueqq7yxm9g7v4esttuaxczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uatwgn8 Thunderball is on. 😜 Such fashion!<br/>#Bond, #JamesBond #OO7 2025-08-02T20:01:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswjjjt2h2muva4dle60kyum44f5hmwrj6egx8gywcug5wwwx2gx9gzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uqfhn22 I think there are American nuclear warheads stashed around here. Maybe Wiesbaden? Ramstein? (One m. The airbase, not the band.) The European Central Bank in Frankfurt is a juicy target. 2025-08-01T19:11:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp6eh8tjfkfu4dhfv6q8arv4w4deynjtsphm533ggg46m20lt0afgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u4xz7m7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxq74ma96yjkh3336zjf74vv9veln7te3egywgnuxlevjyzxg5llcne7xue'>nevent1q…7xue</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think the world would be a nicer place if EVERY park had a #FuckNazis bench.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/941/435/600/803/192/original/df4e2906a5f44060.png"> <br/> 2025-07-30T09:22:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxq74ma96yjkh3336zjf74vv9veln7te3egywgnuxlevjyzxg5llczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uku2lpp Finished with errands, chillin&#39; at the #FuckNazis bench. A sentiment I endorse wholeheartedly.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/941/390/464/148/651/original/dee5c8a4c42216d2.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-30T09:09:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq4lp4yqdv6ks7krft0frg9c05s3gql02eewyaj5vzqjpc85km0kszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6upaq2hn Second Breakfast is a bowl of dried Pokémon sphincters. <br/><br/>#GottaCatchEmAll #EatLikeAHobbit<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/918/838/313/832/617/original/6ea1f271e22c2940.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-26T09:37:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0rt4awk3ekdjeat6njm5f0k7e860gtj5u6hy5yz9x08e4rrj7ymczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6udjxk5k UNTITLED 0753<br/><br/>Meds have kicked in<br/>The day can begin<br/>I don&#39;t have anything planned<br/>Sip some more tea<br/>I&#39;ll soon have to pee<br/>Bells ring across the land<br/><br/>Toast gets brown<br/>Round side down<br/>Blasphemy has begun<br/>Now I&#39;m finished<br/>Time to wash dishes<br/>Then out for a smoke, such fun<br/><br/>#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy<br/>#PoultryCoroner<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/912/263/029/394/175/original/e07aa316dcbbe63d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-25T05:53:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8dd04v353yt5wnuv4swuyw6kyhgg69hnl8z66tjfzda52efaw3jszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uenxu8p Nibble here...<br/>#Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/892/184/685/592/160/original/7b3d73ebbab6433b.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-21T16:34:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsws49jr577tsn8yjvtsvhe4dnjrma6ualygd58m926gjjskmmp9rczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u50x40f Finished with errands, chillin&#39; at the #FuckNazis bench. A sentiment I endorse wholeheartedly.<br/><br/>😜 Not literally!<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/867/507/237/987/324/original/2798f595f1e53645.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-17T07:59:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp7ku8zqdke3u8lqt5x2xklnq47qxp3uczt0ehqpay28qmxt906gqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uw5v89y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8ddslhtzs0dy89a20l8xtzjlcsj6gh53l87vtlvtpm59ypu3zsqgpdhy59'>nevent1q…hy59</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The bank-branded ATM is no more? 🙄 Which means a bus trip to Mainz.<br/><br/>😜 My bus is here, waiting.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/850/390/444/068/834/original/a7a91bd20f44dc97.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-14T07:23:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8ddslhtzs0dy89a20l8xtzjlcsj6gh53l87vtlvtpm59ypu3zsqgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6un3zfek Blä. I have to deal with at least 2 banks this morning, in person. Possibly a 3rd - in Mainz, no less - depending on what I can find out at the ATM.<br/><br/>At MVB, it&#39;s reached the point where I feel the need to escalate, and will be asking quite loudly for a supervisor. <br/><br/>Fuck MVB. <br/><br/>I know the people working the counter are not the ones to blame, and I make it a point to tell them so.<br/><br/>But today, I am going full Karen. 2025-07-14T05:58:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs09zjzz2a3hpjqtnl3r6vj3eg42lw43r2389y32d8f922pr4zd7zgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u8uu3tx Meanwhile, in Valhalla...<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/847/496/630/816/329/original/55c5795c237c0822.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-13T19:14:49Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs05e4equa5y2mg98u7az55l4yk8sdp9hufcmhc9l2qg9p0z3mswmczyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u79rnst In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2j6eel7mp53m3rr8dy35fc00mans30f63nqwrfjgxyz96989ktuq704nwp'>nevent1q…4nwp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥<br/>#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt 2025-07-13T14:01:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqncknmnz2pfp3d6rwqf58ld4xpfg634em0ktn35eypchrm305vwqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uza9l50 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf6r2jj8w3wcfv0hwtevkdq76cxtjvnu3zd4skjttg28k5sqcy8pgunvm9m'>nevent1q…vm9m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They did a nice job! 😜 I told them so, too. <br/><br/>The outside facing portion is neatly trimmed, and the top is wild. The shrubbery remains intact. Weeds in the courtyard and Mäusehof are gone.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/822/520/316/500/634/original/d1d66f34ea38657b.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-09T09:22:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf6r2jj8w3wcfv0hwtevkdq76cxtjvnu3zd4skjttg28k5sqcy8pgzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ur8zxlr 🙄 The housing people sent groundskeepers to clean up the courtyard and shrubbery. They butchered it last time, so I gotta sit out on the terrace and make sure they don&#39;t butcher it this time. 2025-07-09T05:56:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyn6hjjs282jekurwwpv7s5rgfw500wjcalnvvzvtgu3r9879lcegzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u05sju4 Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.<br/><br/>A cool morning here at the ol&#39; Imperial Palace! Welcome relief! Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds await.<br/><br/>America is fallen.<br/>Aмерика struggles to emerge.<br/>Now is the time of monsters.<br/><br/>#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself<br/>GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)<br/><br/>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br/>#CompostTheRich <br/><br/>Israel is a terrorist state.<br/><br/>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦<br/><br/>Today&#39;s agenda: TBD.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/787/462/615/215/409/original/01f19032cd462c12.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-03T04:42:03Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr30puf2ua7umj2zuk5gy655nz6hj908e57k0ygncfsmhawknq8sqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6ul2g26e I had tears in my eyes.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/778/298/064/581/310/original/94341d9e1d37462d.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-07-01T13:54:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspvg8unr5gzyxlze9lkqan3pc4z00mgr4xyl64glj63nt977reqrszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uj7hvpp BOOBIES <br/><br/>I&#39;d just like to say <br/>With the weather warming up <br/>Hooray for boobies!<br/><br/>#Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables #PoultryCoroner<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/774/378/847/854/358/original/0f6243aaa78436a6.png"> <br/> 2025-06-30T21:16:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszkwcv0652kyn7j84e0f4ar3n9g5wzzhlsp9e24acxkwf9yl5fnwszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u5znqgm <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/759/160/193/769/032/original/262a236292e3cfb3.jpg"> <br/> 2025-06-28T04:47:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9a47tecc6f848clku3mu2tcdgx45h977sd4d9509pzntvcvjy63gzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u26xtmf #Audrey<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/728/998/693/954/764/original/e16db51ae28fca18.jpg"> <br/> 2025-06-22T20:53:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxwcvyu3qmevffdxffuxh9487ta069vg5q3vpggwxw4jx999zecfqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uu6652t The world is being held hostage by Scooby Doo villains.<br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/720/250/843/231/931/original/74f6288f4e980ec7.png"> <br/> 2025-06-21T07:53:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy7rvml8trj8memsaua5ju8ew7y0s8pzxruzw5z9ln74v24azqz6gzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6u9fh2x4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfe5vu4ux7ttwtty46vly2rz8gsf5rcyhnpuvhf9trqq2gj46rpmgmj7kk8'>nevent1q…7kk8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://ftp.ieji.de/media_attachments/files/114/716/951/641/108/948/original/9f7265206a2a6cf3.jpg"> <br/> 2025-06-20T17:50:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw8c5p6a603xwcwu3yqjnmxgsz4yh25dzp3c9s89mrlh4yz8sxgaszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6uuld4qe In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy9mj0j4zxpsnrd357eshxm5wnnn604w5h64l2c3jdddr56agmllqh99scl'>nevent1q…9scl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I didn&#39;t see that last night when i posted.<br/><br/>Also, now that I bother to do more than a casual glance, I can&#39;t find either organization listed. (Mellon &amp; Fight Fite Fight)<br/><br/>I now suspect trolling, not real.<br/><br/>My apologies. 2025-06-14T05:35:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv7w2sjy3wrkjcn7t6gse90cxext2v7y02gmgvzgejtm5jwslnmfszyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6un8s9y4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxh02a5hrdlf6rt5slqk54tvnwdl5feg4j36ggsg3fphcx0rau07cq3c9he'>nevent1q…c9he</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Dunno. Feels like the stupid shit they do, but no guarantee. 2025-06-14T05:17:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst6l5xdh9slmnhy358kkugy6ns3jypja3gwc7s42hnnzlgefs6fcqzyr9md2v6lthkue8xzjxjp5hggsfpczxfcagcu9960ch0kvekw3e6utxa9zv 🙄 It looks like they&#39;re paying people to attend Puppyfucker&#39;s parade... <br/><br/><a href="https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html">https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html</a> 2025-06-13T22:29:54Z