2026-04-22T21:48:07Z https://yabu.me Liz Eden https://yabu.me/npub1e7rjhlkys4se5ue9mvzjh8sff7twaf5snkn8eqta4rcmys4uggaqlrcmmj https://mastodon.me.uk/system/accounts/avatars/109/336/939/437/239/183/original/c2c30f8eb092386f.jpg https://mastodon.me.uk/system/accounts/avatars/109/336/939/437/239/183/original/c2c30f8eb092386f.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgy00mnshhxczkratjdtxu7e850luvy4pvf9xwzu0vaccvw26jakqzyr8cw2l7cjzkrxnnyhds22u7p98edm4xjzw6vlyp0k50rvjzh3pr5ul2ddx Many happy returns to everyone who has, for security purposes, given 1st January as their birthday when registering for online services. 2026-01-01T02:07:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszaynztzxlt7ttjdlrek7sgtxdgfpnl0nykp0nh48yaxnyjws2a4szyr8cw2l7cjzkrxnnyhds22u7p98edm4xjzw6vlyp0k50rvjzh3pr54secwm Methods of preservation:<br/>Pickling - we make the environment too acidic for rot.<br/>Salting - we make the environment too salty for rot.<br/>Drying - we make the environment too dehydrated for rot.<br/>Freezing - we make the environment too cold for rot.<br/>Fermentation - we embrace the rot. 2025-11-25T11:45:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp4l6gttty8uu083h2chptcw4vur8g3vxcvanxuq2zh83y7jtl9rszyr8cw2l7cjzkrxnnyhds22u7p98edm4xjzw6vlyp0k50rvjzh3pr5rgvucy We don&#39;t really do Christmas in the Eden household but decided to do a roast to celebrate the Winter Solstice. Happy Solar New Year to all who celebrate!<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.me.uk/system/media_attachments/files/113/691/006/404/372/521/original/686fb3c112b76532.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-21T13:21:00Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyyuw4yzacmmjaht78wqz0ehw6uw9p4w2q0de9y96h7jzw6vhrvpqzyr8cw2l7cjzkrxnnyhds22u7p98edm4xjzw6vlyp0k50rvjzh3pr5nfsc2l I&#39;m not losing my job today. I am yeeting my entire career into the goddamn sun! 2024-12-05T07:14:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8flm564t88flnh06g00qn4v76s2zg99yvw84q488yq4mep882l6qzyr8cw2l7cjzkrxnnyhds22u7p98edm4xjzw6vlyp0k50rvjzh3pr5zlcnl7 The Emperor&#39;s New Clothes only the Emperor is about to walk straight into a thicket of brambles and instead of pointing out that he&#39;s actually naked the child shrugs and turns away as the Emperor is ripped to shreds and dies of blood loss. 2024-10-23T16:12:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf42qguq79nem6g60mlx6sfvk0yjj6kqldk9z8s32x8hmuzedrzlqzyr8cw2l7cjzkrxnnyhds22u7p98edm4xjzw6vlyp0k50rvjzh3pr5ndsezj Apparently whatever weather craziness is about to befall us will be due to whatever Storm Debbie does... 2024-08-11T17:20:54Z