2024-04-26T15:27:12Z https://yabu.me martinthewanderer https://yabu.me/npub1dqm4cd8m9vawk3wcnujttmwmexc4q7sz8nqpuveskgtm983h9dusz9ch43 https://image.nostr.build/bacc3a26334f26972dfbe3af62cc81acb5c34bff2c390a8c6ebba3ef079dfbc4.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bacc3a26334f26972dfbe3af62cc81acb5c34bff2c390a8c6ebba3ef079dfbc4.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyyhsvvzwt2hn7a2atakxx94saxe3cp8a3kyzyqdduecq3l0j629qzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjzxjd8t Life goal: Koi pond. <br/>Check. ✅<br/><br/>Of course ORANGE Koi, as befits a #Bitcoiner ₿😜<br/><br/>#pondlife #koi #orange #carp #garden #pond <img src="https://image.nostr.build/69cc84d3675c4fd14f84cfc83cdeda0c6934fcd1ed3cab878fab1cb335ce8657.jpg"> 2026-04-22T19:11:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxxhukksqwlx7guk9j0re9vnalqwnt0ekp670lxhps7l8ec2wte5qzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hj6r8ceq Today, I put down my #lightning #node.<br/><br/>RIP<br/><br/>It was bleeding sats, automation does not really work, neither for fees nor channel rebalancing, there are no useful tools for channel discovery (“which channel should I open so my routing gets better?”), etc. <br/><br/>And I do not have the time and patience to “learn to code” and babysit that thing around the clock. <br/><br/>So - emptied it, invested the sats in a decent ponzi, and will feed the results back into my #coldcard. 2026-04-03T14:20:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxhu2uaekkp567ezst4meu6h2qfv6djp5rv25p2fs0d2042x0zrnszyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjlnhc9s If you are bad at swimming, grow a beer belly, errrr, some sort of “buoy” that keeps you afloat. This variant of water chestnut shows how it’s done 😆👍<br/><br/>#pondlife #waterplants #pond #waterchestnut <img src="https://image.nostr.build/2fca835fb414d3f26fa37ac2e5a344d3df95ac54ee4c2fd377bbff2ab2a63298.jpg"> 2026-03-30T19:25:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfsm4vk3jt0chs3gfmwnxzyuhv65j428hp0qpw0rumse6gxtafxwczyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hj47sk5a Cleaning a gun (specifically a handgun) is a strangely satisfying ritual. <br/>Well-oiled, frictionless function and reliability the result. <br/>My CZ, my cello and my espresso maker are definitely the cleanest and best-maintened items in my messie household 😅😂<br/><br/>#guns #cz #maintenance #cleaning <img src="https://image.nostr.build/7908ab8daa5f19e92cacb921f022fe7034a1f9ede46f6ce197fba71ecdeb5ea1.jpg"> 2026-03-27T23:57:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdjcfye2rveljn9szxnju3jt7kn7stczpxcc3teerdwevs8fgmgdqzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hj5tfaqw Water poppy. So cute. For now sitting in a container, soon in my Koi pond. <br/><br/>#PondLife #pond #Koi #flowers #nature <img src="https://image.nostr.build/0dd1c10fca7274b2de6fc03f3cb1f544fb241966bf0b1736e0247dbe6b9cf027.jpg"> 2026-03-23T15:31:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg99j0ga9fxjkjq7ccf24dth63nuyxrnndd47vp9e8qcgmjytm6tqzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjndave9 Recently started a new pond (for Koi). Heavy rain = lot of soil wached back into it, algae growing like crazy. Sprayed about ONE litre of EM (effective microorganisms) on the water/algae. 24 hours later: pond back to normal. WOW. <br/><br/>#pondlife #koi #ema #pond <img src="https://image.nostr.build/43bed768b9d4f7bf1a2b6afece19a0b65f9d9ef7305c6a10c7f42b48fa0a15c1.jpg"> 2026-03-22T12:13:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv6fj4z9u75auznwuvjw0cdg7r9hgrjsa0erwyrfr9hp3625cjx0gzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjjm8gzl While the orange jew doubles down on burning the world to ashes - I keep hodling, planting trees, playing with my dogs, and not giving too many fucks. <br/><br/>Humans gotta human. <br/><br/>And the Persians will take care of these retards. <br/><br/>Focus on the things that matter, not the madness they create to undo your mind. <img src="https://image.nostr.build/bf0e5d189555e2605fc261fd253d1f6fdfaed68b18d683b8b94cf418b0dadf24.jpg"> 2026-03-22T00:04:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsda578203dhkje83m5j9suwc3grynjtk30a6pl5g68h4jf4ws3tzczyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjte5p2a Any Linux distro that actually implements this “age verification” bs is an automatic uninstall, rm -rf, GFY 2026-03-21T22:56:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswnjp6hst6xk92038ky0erefuchrydrw9x8f770frqzec3xdetjugzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjspgwl8 I assume Nikita Bier, the drunk zio propaganda enforcer on X, has a little less influence here? <br/><br/>Account locked in 3….2….1…. <br/><br/>Oh, look. Nothing happened. 2026-03-21T22:51:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfg3kqawju58z87vmyv9qvhalrzev0jrj4a2nchlgamf39qxc7zvgzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hj538rdd Fuck the #pope. <br/><br/>Any pope. 2025-05-18T10:31:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx6trzdw4j6hjctp8hns6ws6u4wk6n2a0ed70agm8ah5e0xaxtragzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjmu6e7w I guess I will take my “hateful” conduct to other places, then. <br/><br/>Fuck #Twitter AKA #X aka #freespeech #honeypot .<br/>Pater #nostr it is. <img src="https://image.nostr.build/5cb21d3fcf9286ab4cef341d6f9efad7aaf96d10bc0dae7d964dfa10fff6fb44.jpg"> 2025-04-22T11:47:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyyzmaawtrgadt7nw4j4ywk9zwp7wvnmxqury8v7lcp48mr9846gszyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjc8lhtw Pope down, Bitcoin up. <br/><br/>Decent day so far. 2025-04-21T09:42:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv9p7xupa0wy0a55s6u3ry0lwkvm74padd0f87v638efdlwacgysczyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjvwrjs7 Culturally appropriated pagan fertility bunny does not give a fuck about certain fairytales. <img src="https://image.nostr.build/22160a1fcfcf3f29d0e42e52a6a8bddba0cdc896b16c65ef71024a52a2499f85.jpg"> 2025-04-20T19:06:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs06h9n9zm6tlj4tjtmp5g8g7zzg40r8faz76saxswvfn0ktkz903gzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjjs0yp9 You torture a person, no matter what they have done: you deserve to die. 
You rape a person or a prisoner, no matter what they have done: you deserve to die. 
You allow it to happen while you are in a position to stop it: you deserve the same fate. 
You are a people and make systematic murder, rape and torture your culture: you deserve to get wiped off the face of the earth. <br/>
Period. <br/>
“Israel” - I hope to see the day where you meet your demonic maker, the sooner the better. 2025-04-19T21:50:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsth8q9mxqlz2t8k6um3zqq9zpgvvkdl5ql6arvgqhzhmxg5zq6ayszyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjv7qtfe Very patiently waiting for the supertrend to break upwards and this very unepic 2025 #Bitcoin #bullmarket to resume… <img src="https://image.nostr.build/b9fdebc5fac1a5658e72826f67f5cd3cde8a2d30a224481fdeab21723f5cc053.jpg"> 2025-04-19T14:36:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspwca3jy3wuy7u9q93hnjr2tupdezg9amzk3lalvsw26847p4mxdqzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjlhlavj Yeah, well, that did not work. 😂🤷🏻‍♂️ <img src="https://image.nostr.build/3c36ce77098b495db18988122a88bc8e61774648a9a4d23d54b54f969d9d5c42.jpg"> 2025-04-19T12:47:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs24l3cc7j7ywz7wn4wzy8a26ps22kc92ptg60zwdyjppwq0nnedcqzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjckg620 Stay away from #Finexbox - can confirm what others have reported many times already: they ignore withdrawals, do not respond via email or Telegram, and simply steal your coins.<br/><br/>So even if they are the last place to &#34;trade&#34; certain shitcoins - avoid these scammers! 2025-04-19T12:20:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvs82fjxe59jxzn8zamyuvmyyhmc56n3204yt9r0jnjlq4kunqtpczyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjepqcyk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr448d2dpsnluqaugmyzgcee4ldxjusyawuu9xn807w5u52ur33vs4sca56'>nevent1q…ca56</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What did you do? Said something about Israel and 🧃?? 2025-03-13T19:43:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy257p64k3uy6793p6g9ztnhtcj9upmcev4x43h59es4ht92dgt9czyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjc085lv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8hux673hm729et277z39ap3clvpymmeu3s3hm6pscyyzln652q5qsuhd9h'>nevent1q…hd9h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Very much looking forward to get my paws on one or two of these, one way or another 🤪 2024-09-22T20:46:20Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy57gz906jpt9f3w6m2pepjusf6kfmfglfwpwrt088yhdt57k5usczyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjdh3gw3 High #bodycount = garbage human. <br/><br/>Does not matter if male or female. <br/><br/>Never met an exception in my whole life. <br/><br/>They all have an annoying, disgusting energy that only appeals to primitive brain stems with zero self-awareness. Has nothing to do with “#morale&#34; or #religion. 2024-05-15T13:30:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf7peapm23crasxp4l735kn20e788ptdy4hv8jknvpd97dj0lq3pgzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hj5kzcfh I fully expect to lose some precious sats while I experiment with this 🙈😂 - but at some point you just have to tinker and run your own #Bitcoin #LightningNetwork #Node <br/><br/>Currently testing, but will be online for a long time, Starlink willing, and capacity will increase over the next days. <br/><br/>Connect a channel, if you like: <br/><br/>03ce6f7b7cbf90dd7ec4db740bffb52b0ef2f0f53ced6d0284358e9b14c604aa08@ollf56vjyfp7knegtldixcpbzbgchq4kvjsffxgvlonxudzuh3dy3sqd.onion:9735<br/><br/>#newnode #southamerica #paraguay #lightning <img src="https://image.nostr.build/81a40ac5ae28d13ea6f2f4e9fd75b0f8e418a0b366a40128bda3291b2a24f876.png"> 2024-05-14T19:52:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx59dm56mfvqafjec8hqf007wsv8s7pmzswhs2dtwnj3e6fxl0upgzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjf8puxn Probably a good time to mention my recent blog post “How to survive a Bitcoin Bull Market - in 7 easy steps” (zero ref links or other crap inside)<br/><br/>May it help you on your journey through dips and pumps towards unfazed peace of mind and financial independence. <br/><br/>Have a great Buy the f’ing Dip Day! 🖖🏻<br/><br/>#Bitcoin #BTC #Trading #Mindset #HODL<br/><br/><a href="https://www.martin-the-wanderer.com/how-to-survive-a-bitcoin-bull-market-in-7-simple-steps/">https://www.martin-the-wanderer.com/how-to-survive-a-bitcoin-bull-market-in-7-simple-steps/</a> 2024-05-01T11:55:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdttzm2m2qxjkcwe47lgn0kvz3xtndwjpf8uyqftl398zpf6cv5sgzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjw8q4zm Red candles are no different from green candles. <br/><br/>Light the wick, enjoy the flickering lights, brew a cup of tea or a dark, strong espresso. <br/><br/>And calmly HODL on... 🤷‍♂️<br/><br/>#Bitcoin #BTC #marketmanipulation #HODL #honeybadgerdoesntcare <img src="https://image.nostr.build/61644ebdb4658c9ae60a49859a65ee0050b8813e9db7e624f25622ae3437c6b5.jpg"> 2024-05-01T11:00:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp6t52uslyrz5xsnu4h09vr32jjakrw42xvhtfqvat26jr7gehhjszyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hj89yxn7 Me: „hey Hiru, where do you see yourself in 5 years?“<br/><br/>My cat, sending image telepathically: <br/>(real life picture for reference 😂) <img src="https://image.nostr.build/7913902bdc3ce40defe1a01afae9b64ac3bc6af0b7d4555b2293e71e5f4fe950.jpg"> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/c43e6b473ca2731ce2f519d6bcc330a91fd812de2830fcdbb3afe3ab5584244a.jpg"> 2024-04-29T13:00:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg9qxgmc93vwwtcrxjw97wxvenjtwpcepcj9u297xzjcpdqwt8ypgzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjc9ymrf Just saying… 🐒😂🤷🏻‍♂️<br/><br/>#evolution #mutantmonkey #deadend <img src="https://image.nostr.build/cc321f3dd2854bdd87ce29fc2759f63ab859a2a7e82442143709cdbfe3a7468a.jpg"> 2024-04-28T20:55:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf2dea57nshcyjfhdvhxgrgvy7vlyfgdp755tdax50g77ajw0x4uqzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjehglwe Been a “wholecoiner” for a long time, but #stacking #sats in #Nostr, stacker.news and #Blink is somehow more rewarding and satisfying than sitting on well-stacked hardware wallets 😂🤷🏻‍♂️😂<br/><br/>Such precious’s, much stack!! 2024-04-26T16:59:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspyfyl9gs5tq3w5ese42tgjxwv6805xaxs65awedsyqhl2gwgylsszyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hj3gzy2g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqaac57dvrg37s234hcfvatfcpg0dhkey577jtzsuluuwj2udfd5s25va7z'>nevent1q…va7z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Well, Bitcoin probably wouldn’t care, indeed. But Bitcoin users might… xD 2024-04-26T16:47:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy9un20n6x5uks3y6k3mxyak8xwwlu0pd95d7smrphfnaral46s5qzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hj20u8ln Longer articles will be available on my stacker.news account in the future as well:<br/><br/><a href="https://stacker.news/MartinTheWanderer/all">https://stacker.news/MartinTheWanderer/all</a><br/><br/>Usually #Bitcoin / #crypto / #expatlife related articles and tutorials… 2024-04-26T16:37:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp6dnqx2q8y72cugx58lxsdasyakh9ga4clt447kqkxgvgkxvyudszyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjpyah74 “This is who we are.” - we never were no formal group, no secret society. No blood oaths, no goat-headed rituals, no masonic symbolism. We just were. And our bonds were forged on other planes of existence. For a while, we managed to balance things out. But our ethical restrictions put us at a disadvantage. We lost, honorably. Some of us might disperse, mingle with our opponents of old, their pawns and tools. Some of us will move on to different worlds, different species and leave this one to the path it has chosen. But our core beliefs, our sacred creed, our vision what we and the mutant monkeys we fell in love with could have been… will never change. “This is who we are” <img src="https://image.nostr.build/39f7595c5c7801f7e1d5eda5e63b5d3c2bc717ba58d96d0fc40987772c4d8107.jpg"> 2024-04-26T00:41:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw3qc86snczshxzeeny8hauhgednjfj4e9tk54ppnv7dh89a2un4gzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjqkeram I am not 100% sure about the facts behind the Samourai Wallet “devs got arrested for money laundering” story. <br/><br/>Maybe they were involved in some shady stuff, maybe not. In any case, it is interesting how people spin this (overall very irrelevant) story… “not a good look for Bitcoin” - wtf - WHY? some asshole sells drugs for dollars, is that a bad look for the dollar?<br/><br/>I am also convinced that many terms, from “conspiracy theory” to “Nazi”, from “terrorist” to “money laundering” have been trivialized, extremely so, over the past years and are used in a way that has nothing to do with the actual meaning.<br/><br/>If the state stays the f out of peoples private money matters, there is no problem. If someone makes money doing seriously evil shit - investigate him for that evil shit, kill him, lock him up, whatever. If someone funnels billions into a corrupt banana republic to fight a disgusting proxy war, and a big part of that money is funneled back as bribes - hang em high. <br/><br/>Some dude sending half a bitcoin through a mixer because he won it at gambling and rightfully thinks he should be able to enjoy his luck - that is not a crime. Only in the minds of the parasitic scum that reserve the right to steal, mug, rob, kill only for themselves, not for the human cattle they rule. <br/><br/>Stop accepting their terms.<br/><br/>90% of “illegal” things are totally fine by natural law and common sense.<br/>Develop a healthy sense of right and wrong, and act according to universal ethical standards. <br/><br/>But stop feeling bad if you have not KYCked yourself sufficiently or not given enough &#34;proof&#34; how those 13000 Sats in your Lightning wallet were earned... It is none of their damn business, unless we allow it. 2024-04-25T10:53:51Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2vlm852tdrkgdmhcea8egjefev845zj338wfjvunr2vv5kkf729qzyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjnw02zy Something is brewing. And I’m not talking about the weather… Buckle up… <video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://video.nostr.build/e5a982e643adebc8c0f2bf968671043843f55ddfa1bf6d398627fa474d43d29a.mp4"></video> 2024-04-24T22:38:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr5h9mr99j540wmv9gmyd0s0gp3ra3eggrcvnnt3tdwerazvx8znczyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hjjp2nw6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs86ng5xt2uvl9tmxjwd0fwlrpa6v76yz03wcs9vjwqsffa70wmpgsghzmyg'>nevent1q…zmyg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Switched to “5.11 tactical jeans” some time ago. Fit is a matter of taste, ofc, but I just love them, clever design incl. magazine pockets (which are also great for phone and other civilian items), and so far neither I nor my dogs have been able to shred them… <br/><br/>thx for the welcome and the zap, btw, still getting my bearings here… LOL 2024-04-24T19:04:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv9jjzpw8dqszvr4gynwfn0f6qth96ua0l2fe2mmh7xcsu2k6yttszyp5rwhp5lv4n4669mz0jfd0dm0ymz5r6qg7vq83nxzep0v57xu4hj8yeuvh Huh? Another social media hell? How did I end up here?<br/><br/>Introduce myself? OK… <br/>Landed on a cute planet, long ago, spent many lifetimes here, this one is probably the last among the weird mutant monkeys. Got tired of them. <br/><br/>German expat in South America, ready to move on to a lonely island. <br/>Animals are much closer to my soul and heart than hoomans. <br/><br/>Old, childish, playful and somber, many things that keep me entertained, from gardening to Bitcoin, chickens, gadgets, classical music, espresso, steak, moderate calisthenics, computer games, my cello and sometimes a tin whistle… <br/><br/><a href="https://www.martin-the-wanderer.com">https://www.martin-the-wanderer.com</a> for the more permanent things and lengthy essays. <br/>Occasional rants, memes, and whatever probably here in the future, instead of X… (where you can find me as martinwanderer)<br/>See you around! <br/><br/>#introductions 2024-04-24T18:47:04Z