Nostr notes by Logan Five Thousand

This is just so lovely. The poem and picture apart are great ...

2026-03-22T00:00:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…4xma
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This is just so lovely. The poem and picture apart are great already and together they are just very heart warming.

The first sign of an evil villain is that they excessively laugh ...

2026-02-27T17:47:19Z

The first sign of an evil villain is that they excessively laugh at their own jokes.
(I’m looking at you, Skeletor.)

If you're writing about lactating it's titposting.

2025-10-22T19:17:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…lmgk
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If you're writing about lactating it's titposting.

Chef, tastes the Fediverse Chef (in a deep French accent): It ...

2025-10-22T05:57:43Z

*Chef, tastes the Fediverse*

Chef (in a deep French accent): It needs more shitposting.

I’m trying to figure out who cares less, the person who ...

2025-09-21T18:48:16Z

I’m trying to figure out who cares less, the person who doesn’t give a shit or the one who doesn’t give a fuck.

Who in the Fediverse would you most like to meet in real life? ...

2025-09-04T06:30:41Z

Who in the Fediverse would you most like to meet in real life? (And feel free to tag them.)

Boost to reach that person in the back.

You don't need permission to live the life that's right ...

2025-08-31T18:53:01Z

You don't need permission to live the life that's right for you.

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2025-06-24T21:17:38Z

Have you tried turning the country off and on again?

This is a test toot. No alt text is intentional. ...

2025-06-24T02:31:38Z

This is a test toot.
No alt text is intentional.

I’m thinking about going back to school for a computer science ...

2025-06-06T05:11:34Z

I’m thinking about going back to school for a computer science degree so I can understand what the hell people are talking about around here.

I joined a running group at the track today and I may as well ...

2025-03-28T07:00:51Z

I joined a running group at the track today and I may as well have been part of a walking group next to them.

I still got 4 miles in but I find the running clubs near me don’t have any casual runners. Just about everyone is intense and going minimum of 6-8 miles on easy days and training for 30-50 milers.

I miss my old running club that had a slower pace and I was actually one of the faster people. Well, at least I’m getting out there and trying to meet people.

Why is it so hard to make friends when you’re older?

#running #SlowRunner
#Friends

That was beautiful Nor Cal Gma. Do your grandkids call you Gma? ...

2025-03-11T04:31:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…4rzn
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That was beautiful Nor Cal Gma. Do your grandkids call you Gma? Thank you for inspiring us. Sending love back to you. ♥️

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2025-03-04T22:11:30Z

Does anyone in Sacramento want to hang out?

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2025-02-14T02:58:51Z

Grendel’s mom has got it going on.

“I wasn’t yelling! I was just talking loud!” -me, ...

2025-02-11T03:19:17Z

“I wasn’t yelling! I was just talking loud!”
-me, explaining myself to the void

I feel like you told me before but I misplaced it. I need a ...

2025-02-08T16:52:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…hsuy
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I feel like you told me before but I misplaced it. I need a bookmark system with multiple layers.

Which episode of VOY are people watching?

2025-02-08T04:13:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…42zg
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Which episode of VOY are people watching?

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: ...

2025-02-01T07:32:38Z

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Me: That’s when I was dead inside.

Resolutions shouldn’t be limited to January 1st. You can ...

2025-01-23T19:04:45Z

Resolutions shouldn’t be limited to January 1st. You can reinvent yourself at any time. Try something new, reach for something more.

There is no point in watching a show you don’t like and where ...

2025-01-20T20:53:13Z

There is no point in watching a show you don’t like and where you already know the outcome.

Thank you everyone. I appreciate the support.

2025-01-18T03:16:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…66wj
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Thank you everyone. I appreciate the support.

I’m not doing well this week. Any good jokes or puns would be ...

2025-01-17T18:50:43Z

I’m not doing well this week. Any good jokes or puns would be appreciated.

If you haven't made someone feel good lately, perhaps ...

2025-01-13T06:37:01Z

If you haven't made someone feel good lately, perhaps you're overdue.

And when I say "someone," that can also mean you.

And Jesus grated the cheese for his friends which paired well ...

2025-01-11T18:45:41Z

And Jesus grated the cheese for his friends which paired well with the bread, and said, “This bread is my body, but the cheese is like my totally sweet abs.”

#BensCheeseGrater
#TheHolyGrater

I hear you. I mean, I'm almost suspicious of anyone who ...

2024-08-07T00:35:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…0qhy
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I hear you. I mean, I'm almost suspicious of anyone who doesn't have things they had to learn and grow from. I'd rather have someone who made a mistake years ago and apologized and learned from it than someone who keeps gaslighting everyone to have them believe they're perfect.

I’m sorry for your loss. 🫂

2024-06-30T16:29:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…3kxg
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I’m sorry for your loss. 🫂