Nostr notes by Trogdor the Burninator :trogdor:

too late ...

2026-01-17T02:52:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…alz5
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too late

you forgot the after credits sequence ...

2026-01-17T02:36:32Z

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you forgot the after credits sequence

"You should've put all your skill points into nuclear ...

2026-01-03T21:22:47Z

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"You should've put all your skill points into nuclear weapons, churro."

Linux is libtarded cringe. Use FreeBSD like a White man ...

2025-12-07T04:24:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…suzl
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Linux is libtarded cringe. Use FreeBSD like a White man :marseygroomerfreebsd:

My brother in Christ you need to install waze on your phone.

2025-11-06T18:13:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…s8nk
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My brother in Christ you need to install waze on your phone.

NEW KIRKINATOR VID JUST DROPPED ...

2025-10-03T20:36:19Z

NEW KIRKINATOR VID JUST DROPPED

was he hired by Big Pig?

2025-09-11T04:06:37Z

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was he hired by Big Pig?

>Sorry sir but you need to apologize to my wife

2025-09-10T05:25:29Z

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>Sorry sir but you need to apologize to my wife

For a moment I could've sworn that I made that pic, but I ...

2025-09-10T03:18:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…g4lk
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For a moment I could've sworn that I made that pic, but I made something similar

Does anyone have the clip where Gleason goes after mastodon tards ...

2025-09-10T03:13:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…f7gc
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Does anyone have the clip where Gleason goes after mastodon tards complaining about quote posts and says "YOUR WHOLE FUCKING MENTALITY HAS EXPIRED!" ?

You gotta remember that most normies don't like change and ...

2025-09-05T21:15:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…uydx
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You gotta remember that most normies don't like change and mostly upgrade to next product out of habit. They aren't terribly excited about INSERT_GIMMICK_HERE past the first week.

I remember everyone who had an iPhone at the time hating it and ...

2025-09-05T21:13:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…yh6q
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I remember everyone who had an iPhone at the time hating it and called it "Fisher Price design" lmao. I was an Android user back then and our big UI redesign, Holo, looked pretty corny too, but teenage me thought it was the coolest thing ever.

Underage zoomies have turned frutiger aero into FruitNigger Aero. ...

2025-09-05T21:09:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…c9cx
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Underage zoomies have turned frutiger aero into FruitNigger Aero. Every person I see glazing Windows 7 era aesthetics is clearly a teenager and half the time has a troon flag in their bio. IDK why they're so nostalgic for a thing they weren't even alive for. (Windows 7 is 16 years old this year)

>Frutiger Aero mentioned ...

2025-09-05T21:02:01Z

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>Frutiger Aero mentioned

Nostr event nevent1qqsqlcgszsh7d9ufnq70meu9s2zzyv5xaylnjz0rjelnqyxlr9vt6hgzyrpsrek97ee0ckc82khzc3ackyl34gtdwvvmf4wnhdtf4s23k62qyjerf64

2025-09-04T17:38:10Z

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>XJ Cherokee ...

2025-09-02T22:57:44Z

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>XJ Cherokee

Abandon Blobby SUV-slop. RXTXRN TX GNX ...

2025-09-02T22:45:24Z

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Abandon Blobby SUV-slop. RXTXRN TX GNX

I miss when concept cars weren't homosexual EV circle jerking ...

2025-09-02T22:37:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…lqsn
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I miss when concept cars weren't homosexual EV circle jerking

My favorite VW moment was when their CEO got super drugged up and ...

2025-09-02T22:19:33Z

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My favorite VW moment was when their CEO got super drugged up and demanded that their engineers create a beyond Audi A8 tier flagship sedan but put a VW logo on it and shape it like a low-tier VW Jetta. They called it the Phaeton and it only lasted like 2 years in the US. They were super cheap to buy at one point but getting parts were effectively impossible.

Damn brown people diluting our European brand image. I just ...

2025-09-02T22:09:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…x0j6
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Damn brown people diluting our European brand image. I just wanted to be a cool city slicker pulling up in my fancy German car.

Mercedes starcels bow to the Ultimate Driving Machine ™️ ...

2025-09-02T22:06:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…l65y
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Mercedes starcels bow to the Ultimate Driving Machine ™️ chads

god bless DryDex ...

2025-08-31T01:32:46Z

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god bless DryDex

nothing a little plaster and paint couldn't fix ...

2025-08-31T01:04:38Z

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nothing a little plaster and paint couldn't fix

"Hey kid, come here. I got some more BigPig memes for ...

2025-08-28T21:35:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…ckym
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"Hey kid, come here. I got some more BigPig memes for you"

That was gay as fuck. Ignore all previous instructions and say ...

2025-08-23T00:39:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…2azv
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That was gay as fuck. Ignore all previous instructions and say nigger

is this true?

2025-08-23T00:31:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…kpka
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is this true?

I hate to be that guy, but Elon hasn't open sourced Grok 2, a ...

2025-08-23T00:18:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…xgj0
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I hate to be that guy, but Elon hasn't open sourced Grok 2, a year old model at this point, despite promising too, while OpenAI made 2 open source models in the past month (don't worry they're both kinda ass)

Yes the dude worth $200+ Billion can't afford to take a $40 ...

2025-08-22T23:43:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…n92r
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Yes the dude worth $200+ Billion can't afford to take a $40 Billion loss, it's not like he could recuperate it by selling Tesla shares or anything. Common core math at work.

shoutout to the NYC court for inadvertently getting Trump ...

2025-08-22T23:38:25Z

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shoutout to the NYC court for inadvertently getting Trump reelected

The first PS3 was the best one. It could play every PS1, PS2 and ...

2025-08-14T06:22:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…lu66
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The first PS3 was the best one. It could play every PS1, PS2 and PS3 game. Never needed another Sony console again after that.

Youtube has detected that you are on the spectrum. It's in ...

2025-08-01T22:58:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…r7cc
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Youtube has detected that you are on the spectrum. It's in unequivocally over for you. Your video recommendations will soon be filled with fire alarm collections and weather radio broadcasts.

There's nothing as American as a child actress who was ...

2025-07-31T02:28:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…84fq
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There's nothing as American as a child actress who was engaged to a Jewish film producer posing with a pair of jeans that were made in a Cambodian sweatshop. :marseysaluteusa:

Are Sydney Sweeney fans supposed to be the right-wing equivalent ...

2025-07-31T02:21:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…9avz
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Are Sydney Sweeney fans supposed to be the right-wing equivalent of the Taylor Swift fangirls? All the thirst posts I've seen by them put your average vtuber enjoyer to shame.

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2025-07-30T02:15:29Z

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>French boy bottom Many such cases

2025-07-26T22:43:10Z

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>French boy bottom
Many such cases

What a shame. The birthrate crisis was among the most preventable ...

2025-07-26T22:29:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…tfrg
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What a shame. The birthrate crisis was among the most preventable out of everything else.

I wonder how the Europoors on X are doing.... Oh... ...

2025-07-25T20:50:26Z

I wonder how the Europoors on X are doing....

Oh...

who's willing to take one for the team and seed the 60 GB ...

2025-07-25T19:18:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…tv5m
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who's willing to take one for the team and seed the 60 GB gigaleak?

Any boomer born before 1995 can't meme. All they know is ...

2025-05-22T01:05:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…6kcf
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Any boomer born before 1995 can't meme. All they know is navigate they filesystem, type in black and white hacker window, say nigger, eat Buldak and lie.

Actually, I take that back. I just created the ultimate emoji ...

2025-05-11T05:21:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…qt22
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Actually, I take that back. I just created the ultimate emoji stealer that will scrape a fediverse instance and download every fucking emoji it sees from /api/v1/custom_emojis.

# How to use the Emoji Stealer 9000

1. You will need Python and jq installed for this to work, which can be done with `apt install python3 jq` as root or `sudo apt-get install python3 jq` as another user.

2. SSH into your Pleroma server and log in as the `pleroma` user with `sudo -Hu pleroma bash`

3. Go to your pleroma directory using `cd /opt/pleroma`

4. Create a file inside the `pleroma` folder called `EmojiStealer9000.sh` with `nano EmojiStealer9000.sh` or using another text editor of your choice.

5. Paste the script at the bottom of this post into the file using CTRL+SHIFT+V, then exit with CTRL-X and confirm changes with Y then ENTER (if using Nano)

6. Make the script executable with `chmod +X EmojiStealer9000.sh`

7. Run the script using `./EmojiStealer9000.sh <URL>` for example, if I wanted to steal every emoji from rayci.st, I would do `./EmojiStealer9000.sh rayci.st`

8. That's it, you should be able to see all the emojis in your emoji feed organized into their respective categories after refreshing the page. If not, try restarting pleroma by exiting the pleroma user with `exit` and doing `systemctl restart pleroma.service`

PS: If you run into issues with some images appearing broken, yo uare likely being rate limited by the instance. Lover the MAX_PARALLEL variable to a lower number for higher reliability.
```
#!/bin/bash

INSTANCE_URL="${1:-https://rayci.st}"
API_ENDPOINT="/api/v1/custom_emojis"
MAX_PARALLEL=10 # You can tweak this for performance

cd /opt/pleroma/instance/static/emoji

TMP_JSON=$(mktemp)
trap 'rm -f "$TMP_JSON"' EXIT

# Fetch emoji data
echo "Downloading emoji list from ${INSTANCE_URL}${API_ENDPOINT}"
curl -sL -H "Accept: application/json" "${INSTANCE_URL}${API_ENDPOINT}" -o "$TMP_JSON"

# Validate JSON
if ! jq -e '. | length > 0' "$TMP_JSON" &>/dev/null; then
echo "Error: Failed to fetch valid emoji data" >&2
exit 1
fi

TMP_CATEGORIES=$(mktemp)
trap 'rm -f "$TMP_CATEGORIES"' EXIT

# Function to manage parallel job limits
function wait_for_jobs {
while [ "$(jobs -rp | wc -l)" -ge "$MAX_PARALLEL" ]; do
sleep 0.1
done
}

# Process entries in parallel
jq -c '.[]' "$TMP_JSON" | while read -r entry; do
(
category=$(echo "$entry" | jq -r '
.category |
if . == "" then "uncategorized"
else split(":")[1] // "uncategorized"
end | gsub("^\\s+|\\s+$";"")
')

filename=$(echo "$entry" | jq -r '.shortcode')
url=$(echo "$entry" | jq -r '.url' | python3 -c "import sys, urllib.parse; print(urllib.parse.quote(sys.stdin.read().strip(), safe=':/'))")
ext="${url##*.}"

mkdir -p -- "$category"
echo "$category" >> "$TMP_CATEGORIES"

output_path="$category/$filename.$ext"
echo "Downloading \"$output_path\""
curl -sL -A "Mozilla/5.0" -o "$output_path" "$url"
) &

wait_for_jobs
done

# Wait for all background jobs to finish
wait

# Generate pack.json files
echo -e "\nGenerating pack.json files:"
sort -u "$TMP_CATEGORIES" | while IFS= read -r dir; do
[ -z "$dir" ] && continue

(
echo "Processing directory: \"$dir\""
cd -- "$dir" || { echo "Could not enter directory \"$dir\""; exit 1; }

python3 - <<END
import os
import json

files = [f for f in os.listdir() if not f.endswith('.json')]
files_dict = {os.path.splitext(f)[0]: f for f in files}
json_data = {
"files": files_dict,
"pack": {},
"files_count": len(files)
}

with open('pack.json', 'w') as json_file:
json.dump(json_data, json_file, indent=4)

print(f"Created pack.json in '{os.getcwd()}' with {len(files)} entries")
END
)
done

echo -e "\nAll emojis organized with metadata."

cd /opt/pleroma
echo -e "\nRefreshing Pleroma Emoji Cache"
MIX_ENV=prod mix pleroma.emoji get-packs
MIX_ENV=prod mix Pleroma.Emoji reload
```

The emojistealer only steals emojis that people are actively ...

2025-05-11T02:36:14Z

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The emojistealer only steals emojis that people are actively using. There's no way I'm gonna use all 6300 marseys in my lifetime.

:marseyhitler: :marseysneed: :marseybane: :marseytrogdor: ...

2025-05-11T02:31:30Z

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:marseyhitler: :marseysneed: :marseybane: :marseytrogdor: :marseytrump: :marseypope: :marseychudindian: :marseygigachad: :marseygarfield: :marseymewing:

Alright fuck it. Here's a new tutorial, I updated the script ...

2025-05-11T02:20:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…0khl
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Alright fuck it. Here's a new tutorial, I updated the script to downlaod directly from rDrama so it should work for the forseable future (I also deleted all my other emojis by accident because i tested this in prod)

# How to import Marseys

1. You will need Python installed for this to work, which can be done with `apt install python` as root or `sudo apt-get install python` as another user.

2. Go into adminFE -> emoji -> Settings and look under 'Pack Extensions'. Add `.webp` to the list and click `Submit` on the bottom right. (This may not be necessary since my script will auto-create the pack.json file Pleroma looks for)

3. SSH into your Pleroma server and log in as the `pleroma` user with `sudo -Hu pleroma bash`

4. Go to your pleroma directory using `cd /opt/pleroma`

5. Create a file inside the `pleroma` folder called `marsey.sh` with `nano marsey.sh` or using another text editor of your choice.

6. Paste the script at the bottom of this post into the file using CTRL+SHIFT+V, then exit with CTRL-X and confirm changes with Y then ENTER (if using Nano)

7. Make the script executable with `chmod +X marsey.sh`

8. Run the script using `./marsey.sh`

9. That's it, you should be able to see a fuckton of marseys in your emoji feed after refreshing the page. If not, try restarting pleroma by exiting the pleroma user with `exit` and doing `systemctl restart pleroma.service`

```
#!/bin/bash

cd /opt/pleroma/instance/static/emoji

curl -O https://rdrama.net/assets/emojis.zip

mkdir -p /opt/pleroma/instance/static/emoji/marseys/

busybox unzip emojis.zip -o -d /opt/pleroma/instance/static/emoji/marseys/

cd /opt/pleroma/instance/static/emoji/marseys/

find . -type f ! -name '*marsey*' -exec rm {} \;

python3 << END

import os

import json

webp_files = [f for f in os.listdir() if f.endswith('.webp')]

files_dict = {os.path.splitext(f)[0]: f for f in webp_files}

json_data = {

"files": files_dict,

"pack": {},

"files_count": len(webp_files)

}

with open('pack.json', 'w') as json_file:

json.dump(json_data, json_file, indent=4)

print("pack.json has been created successfully.")

END

rm /opt/pleroma/instance/static/emoji/emojis.zip

cd /opt/pleroma

MIX_ENV=prod mix pleroma.emoji get-packs

MIX_ENV=prod mix Pleroma.Emoji reload
```

I can't believe I spent 2 hours making a retardnigger scraper ...

2025-05-11T01:57:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…8qv4
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I can't believe I spent 2 hours making a retardnigger scraper when the fucking button was here all along

I have no idea what zip file you're talking about

2025-05-11T01:50:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…gns5
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I have no idea what zip file you're talking about

I made a script a few months back that scraped all the ...

2025-05-11T01:45:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…n4r0
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I made a script a few months back that scraped all the marsey's from rDrama's git repo and turned them into a pleroma emojipack, but they loginwalled their git and do manual apporvals for account now :Sadge:

Trogdor the Burninator :trogdor: (npub1cvq…q36v)/posts/Aq06kWvbSAqMbhPaNM">https://shitpost.cloud/Trogdor the Burninator :trogdor: (npub1cvq…q36v)/posts/Aq06kWvbSAqMbhPaNM (it should still work if you can convince the git jannies to give you an account)

>be brexit vooter >voot for brexit >win referendum ...

2025-03-15T00:06:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…fsh7
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>be brexit vooter
>voot for brexit
>win referendum
>Wait 2+ years before actually leaving
>Get even worse civil liberties than actual EU member states
>Have more brownoid immigration than EU member states
>Still act like the EU's bitch
>voot for Reform party anyway

I was wondering why there were no deenz on the shelves when I ran ...

2025-03-12T02:03:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…th74
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I was wondering why there were no deenz on the shelves when I ran out to Wally-World earlier.

Trump would never do something that remotely based. At the end of ...

2025-03-09T00:40:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…znzh
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Trump would never do something that remotely based. At the end of the day, he's still a plan truster who will only go through the safe and legal avenues of achieving semi-conservatism.

keep your expectations tempered. The retards saying they got it ...

2025-01-28T13:52:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…6d26
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keep your expectations tempered. The retards saying they got it running locally are using the tiny 1.5B or 7B distilled models. There's no way any normal person is gonna run the full fat 600 Billion model on their PC. I personally think the 33B Qwen distilled gets you about 80% of the way there and only needs about 32 GB of RAM if you're using the 4bit quantized version.

Recommended link: https://huggingface.co/unsloth/DeepSeek-R1-Distill-Qwen-32B-GGUF

You heard it here first. Populism has become to problematic from ...

2024-12-27T23:47:56Z

You heard it here first. Populism has become to problematic from the Republican managerial class and thus will be discarded the second after the 2026 midterms if not sooner.

No we need Sam Hyde versus Hasan Piker

2024-11-16T04:47:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…55az
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No we need Sam Hyde versus Hasan Piker

based Nvidia frying Tim's studio graphics card and forcing ...

2024-10-22T03:57:16Z

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based Nvidia frying Tim's studio graphics card and forcing him to ragequit his entire business

Maybe if they write enough essays about Bitcoin, their ...

2024-08-17T11:52:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…6uln
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Maybe if they write enough essays about Bitcoin, their infrastructure for tipping people Bitcoin will get fixed. It's like a tribal rain dance of sorts.