2026-05-30T21:41:06Z https://yabu.me Ann Annas https://yabu.me/npub1cffghcjjjgnczufl0spm77f3uf8pxlz96c8mpxt9evlef7a280fqnknrru https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/accounts/avatars/000/626/975/original/9958285d8e076a8f.jpeg https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/accounts/avatars/000/626/975/original/9958285d8e076a8f.jpeg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspvg0laq20mdhpx8scyts458px98kyz7s25ypxtl3g5v8xkcrjg7czyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaay8x9556 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx23ht7tfzc72ajpn5u3t0fystqsu4m4wa6aacejvxakzma9mqfkswawhxl'>nevent1q…whxl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>People of VR Walmart would just be videos of Satan from South Park getting in a fight with Ugandan Knuckles over an NFT of a Nivea container 2026-05-30T21:13:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspdnlvpdsyzmlp0v49ue9qmprxphdclf7gyvfjsfyskv3625vdgngzyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaay62ys6n Interview with the Vampire <br/>Workplace Personality Inventory for the Vampire <br/>Second Round Interview with the Vampire <br/>Background Check for the Vampire<br/>Third Round Interview with the Vampire<br/>Quick Zoom Chat (not an Interview) to ask a Couple Quick Questions for the Vampire <br/>Fourth Round Interview with the Vampire <br/>Rejection Email that reads &#34;Thank you for your Interest but we Decided to go with Another Vampire&#34; 2026-04-24T22:40:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqv22jnxdfgdagzhvq3arth3h2grs76s8j27cslwjupzggfv0a60czyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaay5fsc96 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2fh79w0jgrht3k2nynx40ljetlu3g9aqvkpw68adrwcgs0a37z8slckugz'>nevent1q…kugz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/116/225/148/016/793/451/original/d55daad40352cc79.png"> <br/> 2026-03-14T02:28:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyavl4vs3vpugf4kve03ak5qdt2asm4grv7k7fs3uk9hx0j2ydlngzyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaay6r7s8w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8k8ma2zmtufaakqccdec68rvc5jnxtg63uvxtntwg5ts63eyvnrq3e8sua'>nevent1q…8sua</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I want to ask for details but then I know I don&#39;t want the answer 2026-02-07T03:51:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0daflep9lcqt3rvxnnxwk8zln02zgf5u99kku2mr9rpwd8rsx7dqzyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaayaxa9ua In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8hjpnjnr9knyhkcglvg7gt2sv2z42zyr7mv0r4sqdtr4g4yqa2ssnupu47'>nevent1q…pu47</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>*looks around*<br/><br/>We can&#39;t shitpost our way out of this one, boys 2025-10-23T22:13:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8hjpnjnr9knyhkcglvg7gt2sv2z42zyr7mv0r4sqdtr4g4yqa2sszyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaay3rse05 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxvnrjv3rr3rucay8588ykq4n99htm445erhvguvksy75x4am45rca8phzc'>nevent1q…phzc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&lt;sup&gt;&lt;sup&gt;to&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/sup&gt; &lt;sup&gt;&lt;sup&gt;an&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/sup&gt; &lt;sup&gt;&lt;sup&gt;extent&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/sup&gt; 2025-10-23T22:11:23Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxvnrjv3rr3rucay8588ykq4n99htm445erhvguvksy75x4am45rczyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaayfpph8x A shitpost a day keeps the internal screaming away 2025-10-23T22:11:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2xnqeddxkqmvthd8d5gczznew8995jl9gqj6medd4ecvarun8uzgzyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaayx5s28g Look, all I&#39;m saying is, at this point in time, I&#39;m willing to hear the Independence Day Aliens out 2025-10-22T03:41:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw759t7zs2a5lmys3mmt3p42nf04lgwqc4v9c9pfxaj2zm7zlkraszyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaaylw4j2w <img src="https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/115/153/586/114/568/317/original/ef2ca144008edd55.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-05T20:41:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyzspe9600glha7wv4zfm24rs9nfeuqanjlzk7jjvu3aywhzzxuaszyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaayel979k SCAM ALERT<br/><br/>An elderly adult may go up to you and pinch your nose without your consent then claim to have stolen your nose <br/><br/>Do not attempt to pay them to reacquire your nose<br/><br/>They do not have your nose <br/><br/>Their supposed proof is just their thumb in between two of their fingers<br/><br/>Do not engage them <br/>You still have possession of your nose 2025-08-04T21:18:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf2fuj77k0nntxfkpx9na3skquevepxahvrdh7vlg8s5dj74gfxjszyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaays29ucl <img src="https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/114/934/412/231/954/118/original/2daf806dd4df212e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-07-29T03:32:43Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspzkjskdkxejsy56lhc35k83725a656ptuewq304hn8wnxl65prlgzyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaays6pyle In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsydd4gkuk38chuddaz2c35xzcrhvj3ngl5dvr7umjdgj76zlhutfcnkcd7y'>nevent1q…cd7y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you very helpful 🙃 2025-07-29T03:15:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxmh65tuz7tqa9d7rezfx246rr2s6n9m77vdd7zs5fmpnuadhy77czyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaay6768xf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqrzj76pzvv4p6z8cpplhw6yc0aa27raky6vlqml6dxpdznvrfa7c97ax8l'>nevent1q…ax8l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I know I probably shouldn&#39;t but I still want to see how <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub12dnlury28qmfus75ueuwvd8y3mnss8uhpp37gpay2hcegwe9fqyqfg0hjt" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Altbot</span> (<span class="italic">npub12dn…0hjt</span>)</a></span> would describe this 2025-07-29T03:15:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqrzj76pzvv4p6z8cpplhw6yc0aa27raky6vlqml6dxpdznvrfa7czyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaaydqrpx6 My brilliant business ideas are always already taken<br/> <img src="https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/114/930/864/506/754/132/original/cdd2ebe97f6f3177.png"> <br/> 2025-07-28T12:32:35Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsz9auppuc9mrk9az2kg5mg86ny079svtr2zz4wr09xel9twn8sd3qzyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaayfks04c Okay, try number two:<br/> <img src="https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/114/836/924/341/648/207/original/2411f8ca7f8f4b5d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-11T22:21:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs02ssdh6e92xsknmp2r4qm36aag6ddwpqm3j5tjfwlnl9xrpy73jszyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaayylcy7d In the fediverse, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the earnestposters, who produce insightful engaging quality content; and the shitposters, who do not. These are their stories. 2025-03-16T13:18:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2mdwmjryv5e68azcghhw9yr0x4ss6jwz4t47h82gv0hny3vvqj6szyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaay086407 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz0mdjpcg7sje69t6yzyvqpr9jedz3pajl3hhrqxu2fy2u24jrjucja8wm6'>nevent1q…8wm6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They&#39;re asking for people to bring their phones and they&#39;re claiming they&#39;re organizing around Capitol buildings for the increased security <br/><br/>Both of which could just be genuine progressive lib types being naive.<br/><br/>But genuine or op (or RCP recruitment stunt which would be somewhere in the middle I guess) it still smells bad if you&#39;ve developed a nose for such thing. 2025-02-04T06:04:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8uhkv0w25ylq3q6qdma5s54v2h490zxhyzspqlapwqxy4lcgs7vczyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaayg27cz5 how we thought a dystopia would work:<br/>The god emperor has decided everyone over the age of 80 other than him will be rounded up and exterminated<br/><br/>how it actually works:<br/>An 18 year old unpaid intern heir to a cheese puff fortune who goes by DonkeyPunch has decided that your grandma&#39;s social security payments count as government inefficiency. 2025-02-03T08:43:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrzjnmhpv9hs0sjry0r9kcfl7y6jw4htapv6yrcz77lx52frf2ghczyrp99zlz22fz0qt38a7q80mex83yuymughtqlvyevh9nl98m4gaaytfspm6 I woke up the other morning and discovered that during my sleep I had transformed into a monstrous bug. <br/>Here&#39;s what it taught me about B2B sales: 2025-01-14T02:23:49Z