2026-03-30T16:51:07Z https://yabu.me Human Ghostwriter https://yabu.me/npub1ceh6fvtle0040ue0shg6aexler27e9e5w2cecdu380qe5qps5g2sl2pg25 https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/113/437/418/573/302/480/original/dda55f2795d0b543.jpg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/113/437/418/573/302/480/original/dda55f2795d0b543.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsgduv3nexv2x5fx7s7zcd6lphtq5eqlwctlawtcmt2qjpphkm0vrqzyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p2yk6tlm Explaining to my son that I love his mom even though she is shorter than me. 2025-09-11T04:18:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw520rmpyzqknr0anl0mmfpltclyzqjecc0t4d287g09f57fg73rgzyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p25jv2nm My mom one second after I mention that my wife will be out of town for a trial: BUCKLE UP MOTHERF... SON. I&#39;M ON EXPEDIA RIGHT FUCKING NOW SPENDING MONEY LIKE I STOLE IT AND I&#39;M GONNA PICK LINGONBERRIES WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN. 2025-09-04T05:12:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8xef48jkpanwh8mnqvdjn8dsshyw2xh4wk3akujrkjtwxq3y8fngzyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p22zh6f5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswqx0e7j9s9nq3ttj6mkvvatav5dl7p6qrzeuwqaatc44su5fmmng5pqnuf'>nevent1q…qnuf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And mine would emphatically NOT be like The Stand. 2025-08-21T14:30:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8u3d3juwu9japx26x45utw67r5xxn7tfhwwet9mf00us35j65ddszyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p2mjc0fe I don&#39;t do fiction very much but I was running through one of those &#34;what if some kind of rusting fungus turned 1999 out of every 2000 people into mud and survivors were totally unscathed and tried to make sense of the world again&#34; scenarios in my head. I&#39;m sure hundreds of people have done stories about this sort of thing better than I would. 2025-08-20T18:55:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsywhrl5fxfu7f4xdzzmpg0cdwxrh7x50r40mc2r5vyrquvz8f4z3qzyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p26v5yg3 My mind hasn&#39;t been working well for the last week or so. Pure exhaustion, ongoing work stress, acute family visit stress, lack of sleep, world-weariness... I&#39;m just spent. Everything feels like work. Even this, which is normally a fun release. I&#39;m tired, y&#39;all. 2025-06-08T03:39:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqctcpe0r8elkqv4f90mnq3q65jrqnnrrmdemmvrq3fa4p0wgphfszyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p2pe53zk I&#39;ve started getting lots of fitness media through the various algorithms that feed me information, and it is atrocious. I don&#39;t want some CrossFit bro telling me that people who have six-pack abs are morally superior to others (normally the opposite, in my experience) or that fitness is a proxy for leadership. I&#39;m not benching 70 pounds to &#34;dEfEND mY fAmiLY.&#34; I&#39;m doing it because I have silly little boobs now and I don&#39;t like them. I&#39;m doing it because I am vain and also because I want to live better, longer. There&#39;s no need to make it weird and veiny. 2025-05-27T19:22:40Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspx2lrcrw6l0h2wmrqm8dux0ky6ps2es8p272pnd3wk695xvxdzjgzyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p2u6w0as In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs02r0nlv69caz4wn5kqcm20wdmdpypazfq49z20gkpap7w2uhhyvqh0ue5p'>nevent1q…ue5p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They never tell you why it&#39;s on clearance. It&#39;s a fun little adventure. 2025-05-14T23:16:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs02r0nlv69caz4wn5kqcm20wdmdpypazfq49z20gkpap7w2uhhyvqzyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p255mu2r Bought five tubs of protein powder for the price of one. I might grow an extra toe, but I&#39;m gonna get fuckin swole. 2025-05-14T22:43:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswpz0k4jdkxm8hcmmv5ffkzupa709fe8hldhwpllttqkpsyquu53czyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p2z7kflz I am watching my wife fully hand wash dishes with soap before putting them in the dishwasher. I don&#39;t know what to do. 2025-04-19T17:01:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2yqz6d8y5namk8lmqkla5nf9wc73tqflknlte3lzvmru6d2uhkmgzyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p2nmextu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfuvwt4r8yzxnvvckt0vnl0k0kuka6jk042cnlja3tk39xgxtkajcmvvvqy'>nevent1q…vvqy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s fucking demoralizing. 2025-03-09T20:37:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfuvwt4r8yzxnvvckt0vnl0k0kuka6jk042cnlja3tk39xgxtkajczyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p2upcrem Yesterday, I ran on my treadmill. I wasn&#39;t wearing a shirt. I caught a glimpse of myself from the side, reflected in a picture frame. I looked bad. Like, beach pics of Elon Musk bad. My wife told me to never say those words about myself again. 2025-03-09T20:34:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8fk67r8uvz5g425659mvk3s2hypxu6zfufzqdnt6dq9a4udq9hrszyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p2u8grts In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf5dkq8tjn5fhv4zsamu0aa40uy86kt2pq2lwn3krquvnc7f0n38gfqeduf'>nevent1q…eduf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I have never gotten too deep into him, but not by any fault of his. Strapping Young Lad was a staple for me in my early metalhead phase. 2025-02-03T19:15:16Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr0mrmdmypyjsf27wl5xm4ywssryduke68r9np3s78qzdsd4jwzjczyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p249w6hn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqzxlqyfy820c7waakexvjnn2t7p2fe6p48x0lhe997mcpclc6k8qanz8r0'>nevent1q…z8r0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We are currently at the ER because my daughter woke up from her nap with purple lips. I didn&#39;t even have cake. No stars. 2024-12-13T05:36:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf54wpcnphy9m4sym8n7550rlgwh95sc2ph9rt6pcpkmeuxs4ee2gzyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p2tg7uqx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxal6wgg88yg3pwd4dadndwa0yrczp44eh2wv28e3v5fvtluz744spwftg6'>nevent1q…ftg6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No, I&#39;m not saying that they&#39;re not dangerous (they totally are) or that they shouldn&#39;t be taken seriously (they should be). I&#39;m saying that they&#39;re unserious goobers who don&#39;t give a fuck about doing a good job. 2024-11-15T07:30:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqste66xln5deytmlexalwetkaerggx3x6yl433a4kkp74n4yzz9qyqzyrrxlf930l9a74ln97zarthymlydtmyhx3etr8phjyaurxsqxz3p240ld97 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxme4r6vj483rkcg402zm65gydt5mj077exk299gf6p7wxgczmwkqdeztrp'>nevent1q…ztrp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What Lrrr is trying to say is that a political program geared exclusively toward revenge and humiliation of the loyal opposition has no underlying substance or plan for the future. It&#39;s fundamentally unserious. Putting idiots and shitposters in charge of everything only makes sense when you realize it&#39;s because the president&#39;s got nothing else, no intelligible program and no direction like a big stupid bitchy little bitch. 2024-11-15T05:22:38Z