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Morning All Love me or hate me — I’m not here for agreement, ...

2026-04-16T08:07:32Z

Morning All

Love me or hate me — I’m not here for agreement, I’m here for honesty.

You’re free to disagree with me; I’ll probably disagree with you at times. That’s fine. What matters is that you get to say it. I’ll defend that, even when I think you’re wrong.

I’ve never bent my beliefs to fit the room. Loyalty is my strongest trait — but it’s not cheap. I expect it back.

#TZAG

Ubuntu will never die; it has a safety net. I wonder how much ...

2026-04-15T09:55:33Z

Ubuntu will never die; it has a safety net.

I wonder how much that $10M is worth today?

Canonical is only required to disclose its finances once a year ...

2026-04-15T09:36:41Z

Canonical is only required to disclose its finances once a year through its UK filings, so it has not posted 2025 -2026 yet.

Blimey! Canonical-nee-Ubuntu is at number 10 𝘏𝘰𝘸 ...

2026-04-14T13:54:20Z

Blimey! Canonical-nee-Ubuntu is at number 10

𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯.

ChatGPT gave me a bollocking, and probably rightly so. 🤣 ...

2026-04-09T07:56:05Z

ChatGPT gave me a bollocking, and probably rightly so. 🤣

I saw on the news last night that #ReformUK are so desperate for ...

2026-04-08T10:41:02Z

I saw on the news last night that #ReformUK are so desperate for candidates they're stopping people on the streets, "Fancy being an MP or a Councillor?"

Maybe I should drop everyone's favourite Farage a note? It could be an easy way into parliament. 🤣

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/apr/07/reform-farage-cold-calling-public-paper-candidates-local-elections

Ooh! I see "quoting" a boost is enabled. Mwahahahaha ...

2026-04-07T13:06:27Z

Ooh! I see "quoting" a boost is enabled. Mwahahahaha

If the wind stopped and maybe another two degrees and it would be ...

2026-04-06T15:02:36Z

If the wind stopped and maybe another two degrees and it would be perfect!

Of course, tomorrow, when I'm back at work it's 20C in't! 🤦‍♂️
#ukweathermews

There is nothing worse than someone who doesn't deal with an ...

2026-04-01T08:51:33Z

There is nothing worse than someone who doesn't deal with an aspect of the business suddenly deciding to get heavily involved with it.

It's going to be a long day. 😞

Although this is a close second. ...

2026-03-23T13:07:34Z

Although this is a close second.

Thinking of getting this. ...

2026-03-23T13:07:04Z

Thinking of getting this.

On this day in 1919, Benito Mussolini founded the fascist ...

2026-03-23T11:42:47Z

On this day in 1919, Benito Mussolini founded the fascist movement in Italy.
And you thought it was Hitler who founded Fascism? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Musso had been a Socialist for 14 years before being expelled from the PSI for supporting Italy's entry into the First World War.

Morning All Diesel at my local JET garage is £1.69.9 I put the ...

2026-03-23T08:56:47Z

Morning All

Diesel at my local JET garage is £1.69.9
I put the expensive stuff in (Premium) and paid £1.89.9. I stuck £30 in and bought a sticker:

𝗡𝗢 𝗙𝗨𝗘𝗟 𝗟𝗘𝗙𝗧 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗩𝗘𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗟𝗘 𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧.

#TZAG #IranCrisis

There I was last night, living the dream. The wife was at work. ...

2026-03-19T09:20:30Z

There I was last night, living the dream. The wife was at work. The dog was busy with a chew stick, and yours truly was eating crackers, stilton and walnuts when another goddam filling came out! That's two now! I'm falling apart!

Happy St Patrick's Day to the Irish contingent! ...

2026-03-17T09:29:29Z

Happy St Patrick's Day to the Irish contingent!

Called into the bus garage and picked up a sausage and egg ...

2026-03-17T08:57:14Z

Called into the bus garage and picked up a sausage and egg sandwich.

No wonder the buses are never on time!
#TZAAG

Just told one of the apprentices. "𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ...

2026-03-16T11:31:18Z

Just told one of the apprentices.

"𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘳!"

Ripping Yarns
Tomkinson's Schooldays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDjV9iKmT9k

I saw @npub1764…nuj0 post about Inkwell. Basically, it's a ...

2026-03-12T12:44:49Z

I saw Evan Prodromou (npub1764…nuj0) post about Inkwell. Basically, it's a way to monetize your Fediverse presence although I suspect the project devs will maintain that's not the main objective.

I've opened a 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘣𝘪𝘦 account $5 a month if you want all the whistles and bells.

✓ Background images & profile music

I would say andyc (npub1k29…y9c5) would love this .

[@steevc](https://ramblingreaders.org/user/steevc ) it reminds me of #Hive

I'll have a play but my fist allegience will always be to mastodon.org.uk its been more than generous to me. #Hugs
https://inkwell.social/guide

The question is, do you use the gold bog before or after? ...

2026-03-10T15:02:35Z

The question is, do you use the gold bog before or after?

I have survived a visit to that quintessential woman's shop, ...

2026-03-09T13:44:48Z

I have survived a visit to that quintessential woman's shop, Card Factory.

What is it with women and card shops? They can seem to spend hours just scanning the damn things. There was an old woman next to me looking at the "For her" section, next to which was the "Wife" section (It's her indoors 'birthday Friday). As I flicked through the options, I swear to god her hand hovered over a wife card. It took all my willpower not to say "Fook off, you're having a laugh!"
#Browsing

Dead man walking? ...

2026-03-09T10:29:13Z

Dead man walking?

Starting to get memory lists sent to me. Trade prices and ...

2026-03-09T10:11:07Z

Starting to get memory lists sent to me.

Trade prices and excluding VAT

Bit of Retro Tech pr0n for ya ...

2026-03-09T09:12:47Z

Bit of Retro Tech pr0n for ya

If you provide email services to your customers, you can save ...

2026-03-05T10:53:26Z

If you provide email services to your customers, you can save yourself a lot of grief by ensuring SPF, DMARC & DKIM are configured on their accounts.

Bouncebacks are your friend, and they really aren't difficult to read.
Error 4.5.1

Google, Hotmail, and many others now require all three to be enabled for email sender authentication.

It starts! My local town has been cordoned off in response to an ...

2026-03-04T12:27:54Z

It starts!

My local town has been cordoned off in response to an unattended suitcase.
#Bombsquad

Morning All 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 ...

2026-03-04T10:17:48Z

Morning All

𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 😉

See, our forces don't sit in bunkers firing defence missiles. The Brits get up there and shoot the buggers down!"

♫ ♪ "Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves!....... " ♬ ♩

🤣

#TZAG

Morning All Two blokes audition for the TV show Traitors #TZAG ...

2026-02-24T09:01:58Z

Morning All

Two blokes audition for the TV show Traitors
#TZAG

Even chucked out some laptops. ...

2026-02-17T12:40:01Z

Even chucked out some laptops.

Chucking out some base units. ...

2026-02-17T12:39:21Z

Chucking out some base units.

My latest listen. For a lot of people, it's probably heavy ...

2026-02-16T13:56:08Z

My latest listen. For a lot of people, it's probably heavy going. I'm having trouble keeping up now and again, and I'm in sales!

It's about Phillip Green and the collapse of BHS. Tbh, his mates plundered the carcass that he sold them for £1.

I still can't get over how much they managed to extract from a dying business.

These are still yummy. ...

2026-02-04T20:12:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…tccq
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These are still yummy.

Hmm? Recording voice with the webcam is pants. Looks like I need ...

2026-02-04T19:55:21Z

Hmm? Recording voice with the webcam is pants. Looks like I need to blow the cobwebs off the Mic? 🎙️

Ermm? You haven't resolved my problem satisfactorily yet! ...

2026-02-04T15:06:07Z

Ermm? You haven't resolved my problem satisfactorily yet!

I used AI to help me 'pad out' a questionnaire I had to ...

2026-02-04T11:04:56Z

I used AI to help me 'pad out' a questionnaire I had to fill in.

"𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬?"
"𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬?"
-- Mel Brookes Standup Philosopher

I love how this cable stays live after you've unplugged it. ...

2026-01-28T16:55:28Z

I love how this cable stays live after you've unplugged it.
H&S

So, a while back, we had WWIII here when one of the lads borrowed ...

2026-01-28T16:09:47Z

So, a while back, we had WWIII here when one of the lads borrowed a Jetwash, and the guy who loaned it thought 18 hours (overnight) was long enough. It started out as funny, but after four days, it ended up pretty serious. The jetwash was finally returned and is locked away in the company shed. I've just watched the Guardian spend an hour or so washing the van, by hand!

He's obviously worried about letting the jetwash out. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Looks like many Brits will be seeing a cultural expansion. ...

2026-01-28T10:03:12Z

Looks like many Brits will be seeing a cultural expansion.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cly9p5kr2q7t

If you think I post too many moaning Toots. You don't know ...

2026-01-22T13:03:15Z

If you think I post too many moaning Toots. You don't know the half of it!

My life is one long roller coaster of things to moan about.

For example, I send two holiday request forms from a member of staff (Which I have to initially authorise). I put on the form "Dates clear on the Calendar", and your boss emails ", Do these dates clash with anyone?" 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🙈

It would seem I may have been wrong? Maybe Governments can ...

2026-01-22T10:18:30Z

It would seem I may have been wrong? Maybe Governments can control soup with their hands?

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗟𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗮𝗻 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿-𝟭𝟲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗞 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝘀.

By 261 votes to 150, opposition peers voted to support a ban through an amendment to the government's schools bill.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz0pnekxpn8o

Morning All If there's one thing I can't stand, it's ...

2026-01-22T09:07:11Z

Morning All

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's not being ready to work at 9 am. You're paid from nine, so be ready at nine. After all, you're like a greyhound at 17:30, you're out of the traps the second the days finished!

#TZAG

/me applies for Greenland citizenship to claim his $100,000 ...

2026-01-21T09:23:19Z

/me applies for Greenland citizenship to claim his $100,000

I wonder if history will repeat itself? ...

2026-01-20T09:38:31Z

I wonder if history will repeat itself?

I am off the leash, and I have a bag of these! 😟 ...

2026-01-19T12:51:31Z

I am off the leash, and I have a bag of these! 😟

Either it's the same person, which is very weird, or ...

2026-01-19T10:56:42Z

Either it's the same person, which is very weird, or there's a whole slew of people out there whose favourite phrase is "Jump Off" when unsubscribing from a mailing list?

Singles Sunday I've dragged this lot around the country and ...

2026-01-18T10:26:01Z

Singles Sunday
I've dragged this lot around the country and through my life for over fifty years now.

Getting ready for a meeting. ...

2026-01-15T09:45:26Z

Getting ready for a meeting.

ROTFLMAO Paying for Fish 'n' Chips by bank transfer! Mind ...

2026-01-13T11:43:51Z

ROTFLMAO

Paying for Fish 'n' Chips by bank transfer!

Mind you, the price of fish and chips these days, you'd need a mortgage. "It's just potatoes!"

Morning All Clearly, I'll need to start a GoFundMe page to ...

2026-01-13T08:53:31Z

Morning All

Clearly, I'll need to start a GoFundMe page to pay my mobile bill. 🙈

#TZAG

Groan, I need to go out at lunchtime. I hate going out at ...

2026-01-12T11:27:56Z

Groan, I need to go out at lunchtime. I hate going out at lunchtime. Even though it's literally "Up the road", I'll have to fight through traffic and take my life in my hands on two roundabouts.

I hate going out at lunchtime, especially when there's no need.

𝗖𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻: "𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 ...

2026-01-12T10:43:59Z

𝗖𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻: "𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘷𝘪𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴! 𝘞𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪-𝘝𝘪𝘳𝘶𝘴!"

𝗠𝗲: "𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵. 𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘚𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘮?"

I may die soon from holding my breath waiting for an apology. #LeSigh

Morning Mr Fox #TZAG ...

2026-01-11T08:54:06Z

Morning Mr Fox
#TZAG

I've blown up the halogen heater on the right. And the fan ...

2026-01-05T14:56:42Z

I've blown up the halogen heater on the right. And the fan heater on the brochures is too powerful. I'm doomed!
#FirstWorldIssues

Current Audible book. And there was me thinking I was the only ...

2026-01-05T11:34:10Z

Current Audible book.
And there was me thinking I was the only one pissed throughout the 80s, and in my case, early 90s. It probably explains why I think that period was brilliant. 🤣 🍻 🥃

One of the offspring bought the wife and me a Nespresso Vertuo ...

2026-01-05T11:21:27Z

One of the offspring bought the wife and me a Nespresso Vertuo for Christmas. I feel like I'm in one of those 1960s Espresso cafes. All that's missing is the glass cup and saucer. The damn thing produces more froth than Heathrow's fire brigade attempting to smother a burning plane.

I just Googled potential solutions.

𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗿 𝗜𝘁 𝗜𝗻: It makes it frothier!

𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗜𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲: It sits there!

𝗦𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗽 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗢𝘂𝘁: Yeah, with a desert spoon!

𝗨𝘀𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗣𝗼𝗱𝘀:𝗔𝗱𝗱 𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗸/𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁: Doesn't work!

Questions 1 . What happens if it turns out Nicolas Maduro's ...

2026-01-05T10:41:21Z

Questions

1 . What happens if it turns out Nicolas Maduro's abduction is illegal (Which tbh I feel it is.)

2. How on earth can taking his wife and family members be legitimate?

3. I wonder what leaders we don't like? I might write to Kier and ask him to abduct Ursula Gertrud von der Leyen. Oh, wait, he likes her, doesn't he? He's hoping for a handout to make it look like Labour is the giveaway party.

Morning All Typical, and it's "The great return" to ...

2026-01-05T08:15:12Z

Morning All
Typical, and it's "The great return" to work for many today, including moi.
#TZAG

When in doubt, pull the plug! (🇼🇭🇪🇳 🇮 🇸🇦🇾 ...

2026-01-04T13:50:26Z

When in doubt, pull the plug!
(🇼🇭🇪🇳 🇮 🇸🇦🇾 🇸🇭🇺🇹🇩🇴🇼🇳, 🇸🇭🇺🇹🇩🇴🇼🇳!)

One wonders what people would say if a Russian Spetsnaz force ...

2026-01-04T09:44:04Z

One wonders what people would say if a Russian Spetsnaz force abducted Zelensky from Ukraine or the Chinese Snow Leopard Commando Unit snatched Lai Ching-te from Taiwan?

Remember, children: we are programmed to believe the West and the Americans are the good guys. Of course, I would be more than happy if someone snatched Starmer.

#Venezuela #NicolasMaduro

#CastleCannon had a light dusting of snow this morning. Now, the ...

2026-01-02T11:16:38Z

#CastleCannon had a light dusting of snow this morning. Now, the sun is beating down on the grounds of the mansion. Utter madness.

Morning All. I've never slept so much in my entire life as I ...

2026-01-02T09:21:09Z

Morning All.
I've never slept so much in my entire life as I have over this Christmas period. It's going to kill me when I go back to work on Monday.
#TZAG

The wife was given a board game, "Race around the world", ...

2026-01-01T14:34:24Z

The wife was given a board game, "Race around the world", for Christmas. I have to say we've not laughed as much in ages.

𝗠𝗲: "Name this famous building."
𝗠𝗜𝗟: "Ooh? Umm? Ermm?"
𝗠𝗲: "I'll give you a clue, they filmed Princess Dianna in front of it looking all sad and alone."
𝗠𝗜𝗟: "Ooh? Umm? Ermm?"
𝗠𝗲: "I'll help you some more. It's not Brighton Pavilion."
𝗠𝗜𝗟: "Ooh? Umm? Ermm? Is it in Birmingham?"
🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤣 🤣 🤣

Dinner today is wagyu beef pie with rosemary hasselback potatoes, ...

2026-01-01T14:20:03Z

Dinner today is wagyu beef pie with rosemary hasselback potatoes, carrots and green beans.

#JustSaying

Roast potato, anyone? #SundayRoast ...

2025-12-28T12:25:21Z

Roast potato, anyone?
#SundayRoast

All the turkey and gammon are gone. ...

2025-12-27T13:23:53Z

All the turkey and gammon are gone.

I am now 95% in "Twiddle my thumbs" mode. Unless? ...

2025-12-22T10:47:14Z

I am now 95% in "Twiddle my thumbs" mode. Unless?

Take the green pill! ...

2025-12-21T09:24:23Z

Take the green pill!

Oh, God. ...

2025-12-19T12:35:38Z

Oh, God.

Latest listen This man was very naughty -- Robert Maxwell ...

2025-12-18T12:54:51Z

Latest listen

This man was very naughty

-- Robert Maxwell

It's that time of year again when I start winning chocolate! ...

2025-12-17T13:59:20Z

It's that time of year again when I start winning chocolate! Two down two to go.

No Golden Ticket though. 😞

These are really bad for you. ...

2025-12-16T12:06:59Z

These are really bad for you.

I'm shocked at the number of people I know on Instagram. I ...

2025-12-16T12:04:12Z

I'm shocked at the number of people I know on Instagram. I only joined a couple of months ago to get V&A updates. What happened to the core values of my fellow FOSS trailblazers? 😢

It's about time! I mean, I answered the question within 30 ...

2025-12-16T10:34:24Z

It's about time! I mean, I answered the question within 30 seconds of getting the invite email, so I must have been within the first 150 participants.
#WheresMyChocolate

Given he's here so much, we're giving Zelenskyy the right ...

2025-12-15T14:24:56Z

Given he's here so much, we're giving Zelenskyy the right to remain. It serves two purposes.

The human race has reached its evolutionary peak.

2025-12-10T11:23:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…9utc
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The human race has reached its evolutionary peak.

Be advised. The missus has me penciled in to go to the MILs on my ...

2025-12-09T16:02:16Z

Be advised. The missus has me penciled in to go to the MILs on my own again Friday.

It's alright for you lot, her busted femur is healing nicely and I'm told she can now move like grease lightening with her zimmer frame!

CoPilot is a steaming pile of ........ it basically keeps ...

2025-12-09T15:12:55Z

CoPilot is a steaming pile of ........ it basically keeps responding: "I can't do that, Dave."

"I wasn't able to generate a response. Send a new prompt or start a new chat"

#Pathetic

Looks legit. ...

2025-12-09T09:02:05Z

Looks legit.

There's a podcast episode right there! ...

2025-12-08T14:30:49Z

There's a podcast episode right there!

It was a sad day when they stopped us from shoving small boys ...

2025-12-03T11:12:11Z

It was a sad day when they stopped us from shoving small boys down chimneys!

Morning All Doing it with Debbie! #TZAG ...

2025-12-02T08:35:31Z

Morning All
Doing it with Debbie!
#TZAG

I've had to bring a senior management consultant into the ...

2025-12-01T14:12:46Z

I've had to bring a senior management consultant into the office this afternoon!

And these are toys! ...

2025-12-01T09:30:33Z

And these are toys!

https://playforever.co.uk/pages/shop-the-full-collection

Time for a shagweaver ...

2025-11-29T19:06:23Z

Time for a shagweaver

It's got to be nearly fifty years since I last had a real ...

2025-11-29T16:22:37Z

It's got to be nearly fifty years since I last had a real Christmas tree.

Oi, Mozilla. Any chance you can stop trying to be clever because ...

2025-11-22T16:23:44Z

Oi, Mozilla. Any chance you can stop trying to be clever because clearly you're not! and just give users the ability to manually set up a mail account! Because this doesn't work!!!!!!

Went to visit my grandson this morning, who placed me in a set of ...

2025-11-22T13:26:19Z

Went to visit my grandson this morning, who placed me in a set of plastic handcuffs from his policeman outfit.

𝗠𝗲: "It's been a good few years since I wore a pair of these!"

𝗗𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿: "DAD!"

Currently wiping the drives. #QNAP ...

2025-11-21T10:46:58Z

Currently wiping the drives.
#QNAP

Morning All Thank the Pond Gods it's Friday. #TZAG ...

2025-11-21T08:47:14Z

Morning All

Thank the Pond Gods it's Friday.

#TZAG

Managed to fix my very distressed QNAP TS-251B. Initially, the ...

2025-11-20T12:25:52Z

Managed to fix my very distressed QNAP TS-251B. Initially, the Admin account was foobar, and the reset wasn't working properly. My plan was to wipe it and sell it, but now, having messed with it since yesterday midday, I've taken a shine to it again. 😍

Apparently, [supposedly] someone has notified Fakebook that I ...

2025-11-20T08:53:29Z

Apparently, [supposedly] someone has notified Fakebook that I might be about to do something stupid. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Don't worry, folks, I wouldn't give certain people the satisfaction.

Morning All Send warm clothing! #TZAG ...

2025-11-19T09:15:36Z

Morning All

Send warm clothing!

#TZAG

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2025-11-18T15:08:52Z

Oops!

Morning All Can someone please explain why people who are either ...

2025-11-18T09:05:32Z

Morning All

Can someone please explain why people who are either petrified of the dark or weather conditions drive?

This sign means "National Speed Limit Applies", that's 70 MPH to you and me, not 17 MPH while clutching the steering wheel with white knuckles. I want to get home before daybreak, if possible, you selfish c....

#TZAG

As if I would take advantage of a desperate salesperson whose ...

2025-11-17T16:56:54Z

As if I would take advantage of a desperate salesperson whose laptop has gone kaput.
#Fastshow #DukeofWyborne

Bloody hell! ...

2025-11-17T14:13:43Z

Bloody hell!

I was stabbed by a nurse this morning. ...

2025-11-17T09:51:04Z

I was stabbed by a nurse this morning.

Morning All Rewrote my Fail2Ban report, and it's a lot ...

2025-11-17T09:47:40Z

Morning All

Rewrote my Fail2Ban report, and it's a lot cleaner now. 😻

#TZAG

Anniversary afternoon tea. For thirty-four years, the daft woman ...

2025-11-15T17:32:55Z

Anniversary afternoon tea. For thirty-four years, the daft woman has been putting up with me.

Give the gift of fire this Christmas and help those with a ...

2025-11-14T14:06:10Z

Give the gift of fire this Christmas and help those with a burning ambition.

This is precisely what I was talking about the other day when ...

2025-11-14T11:24:31Z

This is precisely what I was talking about the other day when commenting on a LinkedIN Toot.

1. This is my personal LinkedIN account, nothing to do with where I work!!!

2. I don't need a window cleaner, thanks.

#LinkedIN