2026-07-07T22:59:40Z https://yabu.me Kristian Haapa-ah0))) https://yabu.me/npub1ah3pe7da67djgqdppqsqectjyj7v6uyfdqdjtthv8gysfy9459zsulxswz https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/accounts/avatars/108/195/320/217/192/328/original/94d596a466427aab.jpg https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/accounts/avatars/108/195/320/217/192/328/original/94d596a466427aab.jpg https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst6xzjh3tls3w77hstap8d5nm8xe4m7tenerxg7fjy9q6k37f0j7szyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52zg3tdw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst7wxlhulvm6gquycqfradjupwwpcrvg07wh02eavta089wf9eprqn2c48n'>nevent1q…c48n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Crashing on the surface because of bad AI computing while still in space still counts as &#34;on Mars itself&#34; right? Even if death technically happens during freefall to the surface? <br/><br/>What do you call reentry when you&#39;re landing on the planet for the first time? 2026-06-29T18:07:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfsjyna82mtcgwxnrlqedl4cuwvg8pn9d9g7v7e3zthchfe4lmnqqzyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks525ye5ga In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfkn73u85eps5fhm6aplgvs9xv7qp4rzx8wdu0yhy5m7eauvx7reqsdsq6x'>nevent1q…sq6x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My wife likes to run at a local place called Cougar Mountain. There&#39;s a high school at the base of it. The joke never gets old. 2026-06-01T02:15:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw70255gtlys45wax8pelaav6tgerrtj9syn6j28p4qjh3xv8d88czyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52mw0ac9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqkxx7uf2jwxzg2jlkh0l9d4d0nnqa6fx070mgny07g5hm7rhrlqz0qqy9'>nevent1q…qqy9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Turning Taco Bell into KFC! 2026-04-14T02:04:57Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs07cuglwetm6hjxv6x5f2shlzct8nts8tayefpxteljwmgj7kx75czyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52ffght9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspx7lwqzwpw6dvlp9s23ujfz9kfnkjvzaaq2xjqza48z7qr8dc3rswnw9xy'>nevent1q…w9xy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A few years back I asked my phone for directions, to the interstate and it refused to give directions southbound, only northbound. I started swearing loudly in the car about what a stupid fucking machine it was and it ... it replied with, &#34;I&#39;m sorry Kristian, I&#39;m doing the best I can.&#34;<br/><br/>After the initial shock of this thing speaking to me and using my name, I had never wanted to smash my phone so much. I didn&#39;t, but I wanted to. 2026-03-30T23:29:17Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs2hmxvgg4p5wdeslxm4e38mw2g7tvqxrsns2gxtnnq2la4v036lqgzyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52f3fsqf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszux0xcufwpkjj0fa6vzdxm7lgqauarwt7zh8hpxeushzdxs7lynsppedxw'>nevent1q…edxw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Why do you have an HBO Max account still? 2026-01-17T22:20:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsysnfzkjqf0l502hzt4jgutqp5qz3656wdh2r90h9j20lve0mdd2gzyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52rxym3e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq9ksdr6zjkf6wym53nx00ncrh60mnemdvaxnfss6586w3hw8ysxgzl6mkt'>nevent1q…6mkt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This was one of the easy ones back in the day, but the others are all behind Pintrest, where I don&#39;t have an account to scrape them up.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/115/810/319/954/713/420/original/ae59571c1bc9fb78.webp"> <br/> 2025-12-30T20:08:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdgex8tttf2ypdlqvktm3d5dth8e5uyrhyvzfpfxuswglmjpt8xcszyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52hu68mm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvt50vtt0wlqt06hk6n4p360c7ary0446xwq6nk6xh8dgw7cm9x3c80uta2'>nevent1q…uta2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not me! I&#39;m hoarding aluminium, copper, brass, and other metals and will be rich post-collapse. 2025-07-23T20:57:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszuacvamrctzmczzm4j8ph09dfqy39p6d5uhgkvpz6tcmn4ustzwczyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks5293zw4g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw38ju8uqa5fvm3kdtrj395kp92maxuvnjfdf07puwtlqvmu3zc7seaq49g'>nevent1q…q49g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s a &#39;charity&#39; to send secular Jewish kids to Orthodox Jewish summer camp. The owner&#39;s brother lost something like 9 million dollars from their earnings on poor real estate dealings. 2025-05-06T17:57:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp0vfkjgt6dj233vu0xugzf3sfaej5eqxq6anjqs224t0gsmzxq3szyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks527kcems In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstx9uv9up8hr0st9vev62xms5ehv0t5furqlf2ummvnzwmtespagsym0gjx'>nevent1q…0gjx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is it still around? I thought people finally saw through them like grandma&#39;s underpants. 2025-05-05T16:53:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8j2n6fcpe9hkn79ea0y3qrzhz8rfwd9rpv2lxwpt7zhj8mmhce8gzyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks528zrve3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstumtwr9fe6g7jr7a0u0ps35zv2mcrfnd84wms7gfy8espn4j6dsg94tzyj'>nevent1q…tzyj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Surprising that your app spells it kilometER instead of the correct way. 2025-04-26T20:00:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp34rkc9tc88stj6nlhzsgg2mdcvptq3q3gf92ueuhhsmg267jqlgzyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks523dxfa4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszkj0kfwcnpkqmqnz8vkw4wywx5zwj2demmxav5se70ug58xq48cshddzvh'>nevent1q…dzvh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Teslas spontaneously combust, why wouldn&#39;t the charging stations? 2025-03-04T02:26:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs02zmny9k483eulu83vvh9nh2xkxrck8s8nvzrzl9stmt8k0pc00szyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52tjr8vv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9uls7xs2wgznzern9nj37m6hd2jtja2rxz4huk3yat26daxrdeqqnudfmu'>nevent1q…dfmu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I only have one such cup. I am the redshirt ensign of marine biologists. 2024-12-24T18:53:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs25m8vhpaa4htnx375wmd7f2c9h3ucmegj5k9z62h9tvnwgzwk6eszyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52fpwkx5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxctm6cx65p95ev3ck3usac5np3zp7h0rdtsdgh38n7977erkqlcsjn9hgk'>nevent1q…9hgk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s almost like M*sk rubbed his head. Because he could. 2024-11-17T21:49:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsprv6hklgz28q3tayl0gupelf7a7uwfahl9yvsec0w7mlx6f672fczyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks5259xggm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd2jp68gxljuwayrtpf64r8uqg0jk7fflf3lqdf4zw4262t9h2hac00n8p6'>nevent1q…n8p6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I don&#39;t see why the ghosts wouldn&#39;t have taken care of it over the years. 2024-10-23T17:34:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsw0jhkx3ts9pu9w5ghnjp4xw5la449eylz96t3wnkkclm3a45gs8gzyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52n0sqze In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsffumc3r6mgjvy9ufgnd20w8fq0gtsjll08sdar0rk836z8jwsh6gphnxth'>nevent1q…nxth</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I need something I can put stuff into, not stuff that I have no place for. 2024-10-23T17:20:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqea05l5n374nczs9536hanx9fmfnqmgxty8fd5ky6wx24e0lzqeqzyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52au7ply In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr5ke4gv5cwwxsmjmxf5kwktjvtgnqyh5q4rjng3en8k74cf0y66scx0szv'>nevent1q…0szv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Made the mistake of actually going to the website to see for myself and scrolling down to the comments section... It&#39;s not even heartbreaking anymore that there are so many ignorant, stupid people in this country that this is still a race. 2024-10-22T18:47:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvplxf4a49t9568vxn0t5upxtv0x3fpmdpsltv44sly0hdpkv4uqszyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52w3mja2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr86jtks3g7wyvknap24q4a8c2xj0hgd2p295vupqn7r35845tvrsm7lr40'>nevent1q…lr40</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He never &#39;worked&#39; the window. The McDonalds was closed for his publicity stunt. 2024-10-21T17:42:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0recp92vql22nk0rke49grk3xkd8pzvha6utwv6slmz8pysfyfjczyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52g6lfn3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspl32zazvqvqgp2jdmvgtyylc6m59c8smusn6t7ttkav9alecv2mqau2g5h'>nevent1q…2g5h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It was never about winning. It was about stacking the supreme court, getting their rabid dogs baited, and counting on apathy to do the rest. 2024-10-16T18:27:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9trzm6x7j5n73nwv0tll0k20u73n0ymh7leflmgt78q5rw4qwd9qzyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52nqezmh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsppym00z62jfxzgvxanklknasr84apzj6fd0rljfgug65jtpnte2gdfwmmn'>nevent1q…wmmn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I would tell my students that if I was watching a TV show and a &#39;scientist&#39; pronounced it dah-tah, it would kill my suspension of disbelief and I couldn&#39;t take that character seriously. 2024-09-27T16:53:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyq7decjerhcy0q65nmagqadfvzyv9ayst53nj8cgzzgndarx8lfqzyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52m3tzk8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspnx4r4g9ngtdt7w5v0hqv8vaelsv98wd02dhuumd89zhv0kvjt6sgym44x'>nevent1q…m44x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ve always admired your GSA scale, and now I have ten coming my way lol 2024-08-28T18:27:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8dhxnwuyyxjaz8g706w0052p63lwqdm6rw0hr08ws2feepv2jxtszyrk7y88ehhtekfqp5yyzqr8pwgjtents395pkfdwasaqjpyskks52e64ne3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspwf285u7glddsgusus8rz982upgzds8w94mf2qd3z3m6c98gjjksyaa9x6'>nevent1q…a9x6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>like K-Mart and Sears! 2024-07-09T21:07:36Z