2026-05-19T14:37:18Z https://yabu.me Njion the Cofftea Dragon ☕ https://yabu.me/npub1a68m8w4fetfw2gpwx9lhmqkd2z5wpumqj69gep6zkul5pjacv5uqdl928r https://mastodon.webs3.bark.lgbt/accounts/avatars/111/691/425/493/890/945/original/6d660926e22384ec.png https://mastodon.webs3.bark.lgbt/accounts/avatars/111/691/425/493/890/945/original/6d660926e22384ec.png https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0ltwv0k96sj0cts74lzmfzph9kcgxhxjwtcascrgyr0ch0ckptyczyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnswpulht You know how some malls have quiet hours when they don&#39;t play music or ads in order to make the mall less overwhelming for autistic folks? I love how these quiet hours are conveniently scheduled for weekdays in the middle of the day when most people are at work. 2026-05-19T14:16:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswfwt64dmpevlmuw7aakk5gxh2rd4ps6x3pt7wgdacnaeseykgukqzyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnskdu7hy We really don&#39;t give victorian children enough credit with all those claims that just tasting modern soda and such would immediately kill them. I mean those kids got cocaine, opium and alcohol prescribed all at once whenever they got a cold so clearly they could handle a bit of artificial flavoring 2026-05-14T20:32:01Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszv00tdjx6uwdrcvg26qv3dhg7kysyla03vghmwk2twq7u2lzq5sczyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnstcd3ud If your kitchen appliances don&#39;t come with Chinese spyware what&#39;s even the point? 2026-04-30T19:03:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs89lkcae8ypw5ys6vyq0a23uas7zxwqk8vg54c8x42dfzyvp67m2gzyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsv0awjs I think I&#39;d enjoy BDSM a lot more if it wasn&#39;t about tying someone up and fucking them but rather tying someone up so they can&#39;t escape while I infodump at them 2026-04-28T12:35:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqfg36zqskalu5vxqlgvtew9h25vrgertc3lmlrr224myhs6lrg5gzyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsxkqum7 Cis people are so weirdly hung up on gendering objects. Like pretty often a customer will show interest in a watch and then ask me if it&#39;s a men&#39;s or women&#39;s watch in a way that it almost feels like they&#39;re asking ME for permission to enjoy the watch. I typically default to saying that most watches are unisex but if the customer finds out what the intended demographic of a given model is it seriously affects their ultimate decision!!<br/><br/>And like that&#39;s so crazy! You like the watch, it&#39;s the right size for your wrist, you look good with it but you still choose not to buy it because some guy in Japan or Switzerland arbitrarily decided it&#39;s for women??? Men are allowed to wear smaller watches (tiiiiiny watches were the pinnacle of formal men&#39;s fashion historically) and women are allowed to wear larger watches. All that matters is that it isn&#39;t absurdly out of proportion relative to your wrist. 2026-04-11T07:52:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyxz2jpxmvw3a3fj6h2rthv0fv9ruvft0x9uz7w8f8lm8qrfrqgzszyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsdzc25d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy27xzzd0qlal3appcnqmf6njyd7225sf0eywuvy5fa0wvyxqjugspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qf9ykrn'>nevent1q…ykrn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqpzr9a3syezj9csg55x6tsdcv8l2njeq80muuhqh5xx3cntneg53sgttnp4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqpzr9a3syezj9csg55x6tsdcv8l2njeq80muuhqh5xx3cntneg53sgttnp4</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…tnp4</span>)</a></span> A lot of the most expensive luxury watches aren&#39;t even encrusted with diamonds or anything. Often they use very basic materials like stainless steel. But they use artificial scarcity, good marketing and arbitrarily high prices to create a sense of prestige for those &#34;in the know&#34;. At a glance, a €10,000 Rolex doesn&#39;t look too different from a €100 Lorus and most &#34;poor peasants&#34; won&#39;t be able to tell the difference.<br/><br/>No, these watches exist so that obscenely rich executives can compete in a dick measuring contest. The point is constantly one upping each other by spending increasingly absurd amounts of money on famously overpriced and hard to acquire luxury goods just to show that they can. 2026-03-27T17:27:14Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv74ffumjs4alw8e9u4p2um0lzncrjcp5xyfutq7dam5gud07cv3szyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsngpdv6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0z3kxtxahjkwy3kkavu3rurvcrc2egljka86ce6450yl5kx38a4cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qezxs9a'>nevent1q…xs9a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Casio gets brought up a lot but I think Lorus is actually underrated as hell. It&#39;s a sub-brand of Seiko which is a very highly renowned Japanese watch manufacturer known for attention to detail and quality and it shows. They have an extremely wide range of models and they&#39;re made surprisingly well given how cheap they are. You can even get some very affordable mechanical watches from them! 2026-03-27T16:31:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv5jjkxvz6w2udy7e7c7nv8y9yt3scsc5w054xnx78f2yxn4hwmjqzyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsv9n9fc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0z3kxtxahjkwy3kkavu3rurvcrc2egljka86ce6450yl5kx38a4cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qezxs9a'>nevent1q…xs9a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you happen to be my client: ignore the post above. It is 110% worth it to buy a watch for €3000 that you&#39;ll only wear once for your wedding and then pass down as a priceless family heirloom that will inevitably get sold off to a pawn shop as soon as one of your descendants gets hooked on a gambling app at the age of 14. It&#39;s super worth it trust me bro you&#39;ll look so rich and fancy that one time you wear it 2026-03-27T16:28:11Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0z3kxtxahjkwy3kkavu3rurvcrc2egljka86ce6450yl5kx38a4czyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjns539w70 Fun fact: it&#39;s better to buy a cheaper watch you&#39;ll actually wear than a stupidly expensive one you&#39;ll only ever keep in a box. There are lots of well-made watches in the 50-150 euro range that will last for many years while still looking great. 2026-03-27T16:23:45Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxs7swt6tad9k8dwe03xg0jmk8g8g4us45p3sytzhuh50fvkunkrszyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsgkr53q Warsaw is wild cuz within the bounds of just one city we&#39;ve got Prague, Italy and fucking Mordor 2026-01-12T10:17:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfvzn5gf93t52w9s35epeftxlwuk2nu2algxaelt0g07k68ssk0fszyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsp4s8e4 There are 2 gendered bathrooms at this restaurant but both of them contain exactly one toilet and no urinals. At no point will there be 2 strangers in one bathroom. So why on earth are they gendered??? 2025-11-21T15:21:39Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9szena2pmgdzwsssajywqrzvfmlx5tss7mp9phr7jw0xc9uu984qzyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnspm4xj8 La Marzocco PB is such a dumb espresso machine. Yes please give me a stupidly expensive commercial machine without flow control or even an easy way to access the PID controls! I love when the only thing I can control about the espresso shot is how long the button is pressed! 2025-11-11T19:53:52Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqxkjkfnttc8dut7puhhalhm04dkfhxd3mwg99fzqejq65xrrcv8szyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjns8snrvt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs047swt990p3xqm9906k8wc7lwc2wzhp82p52s0p778e53q8cncvcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qq5x44p'>nevent1q…x44p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq8y3nunwlprtmla2f0qhtu8fa5wzh7hpw94yfjv4z885d9csvqa6qe86fd6" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>violette 🌸</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…6fd6</span>)</a></span> I added enough stuff that once it was done baking you couldn&#39;t really make out the olive oil.. well, there might have been a small hint of it but it was ok. I only substituted half of the needed oil with olive oil though. <br/><br/>I was worried because before it was baked the olive aroma was suuuuper strong 2025-07-24T23:59:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxff2pasrpgl0ctv7u72920kpnwy3qds80yxz2k28wzu7cmxc05rczyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsm8r4wv I ran out of rapeseed oil while making a mug muffin and had to use olive oil.. I don&#39;t think this was a good idea.. 2025-07-24T22:12:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr57czp7p5vggcec6qvlllv4uq4ejaw0fjgu9llsmdcwe3ghfxchqzyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsqrradm I finally know poker hands thanks to Balatro 2025-05-21T08:03:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrp2kr7p9cgk4pw8xmxh3ac39ndsm5ej7lg3aw726rwlmlvu0535gzyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsv73jqu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsda8utyxnqc8x745vv7a7x76epqfjykxlfc29zw6ry7udkkn2lmugpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qsvjtwc'>nevent1q…jtwc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq3pguf9smma6wrnklndvv6swfvtq596jzayxqzsztaex9qyucjn0sazr7nd" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>PupGhost</span> (<span class="italic">nprofile…r7nd</span>)</a></span> oh god I think I know exactly the kind of flavor you mean.. 2025-05-19T08:23:58Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr935sy43fx2nxtraxyt65kj5xt6n2wd7zla72jshvxj2lq3hu5xqzyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjns3ha600 Yesterday I talked to a friend who told me they&#39;ve been making an espresso based drink lately. By espresso they meant a bunch of instant dissolved in a small amount of water. Part of my soul died hearing that. 2025-05-18T23:26:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswke5zdhxe4uhdlmz7758u3wq9az0d6tmwuf4782sx9kyt027vc2czyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsews6ch I&#39;m spending the holidays with a bunch of family friends and family none of whom are vegetarian and I swear to god I think Polish people are just unable to comprehend that you can have even a single meal a day without meat. It drives me crazy honestly. And then they&#39;re gonna go &#34;Ok today&#39;s a Friday so we won&#39;t be having meat for dinner. WE&#39;RE GONNA HAVE FISH&#34; My sibling in Christ how is that any different???? It&#39;s just meat but now with extra mercury!!<br/><br/>Istg today breakfast was sausage. Like just sausage and condiments. Lunch was 2 different types of meat and some very sad unfrozen veggies. I bet dinner will be something along the lines of sandwiches exclusively with ham. This isn&#39;t just being an omnivore this is a dietary obsession I&#39;m sorry. Humans were never meant to eat this much meat. It is still one of the food groups that accumulates the most toxins and still not healthy for modern humans in large amounts. And it&#39;s very bad for the climate. Pls cease. 2025-04-19T14:10:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszn4ax9yu9xhn88sycqmcvsw09gzq2xtwdk8sa9uk27378xwt2eaczyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnspucyel Wh- why does this coffee roaster put their Grindr handle on the back of the bag?? AND THEIR ONLYFANS!?!? WHAT!?!?<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.bark.lgbt/media_attachments/files/114/281/113/578/238/736/original/ca5d7b5b56a9a21f.jpg"> 2025-04-04T18:34:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszplar76s88mj5j5sautkyfz85yq8rr0tgsrxjwcvgx3p4d0wsz8szyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnszydp4h If we call every type of plant infusion &#34;tea&#34; (like &#34;herbal tea&#34;, &#34;mint tea&#34; etc.) then we have to face the horrifying fact that under this definition coffee is a type of tea 2025-03-23T14:29:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrtxz488dz83guea98htex8049ttqu4qnz4smzhx6mnwz77y8gnuszyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjns6n6gwj Did you know that 100% of all people diagnosed with autism have drank water at some point in their lives? Wake up sheeple! Water clearly is the root cause of autism! 2025-03-12T13:19:25Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs829qpr8ae94380yt8vvy8swndgnpm7886d725p0e8lqg7c2glzyczyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnscuuvmx Is building my own keyboard cheaper than getting a prebuilt of similar quality?<br/><br/>How do I even go about something like that?<br/><br/>Where do I get the components? 2025-02-25T21:14:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsp8ac3utlq8c2qych0467jkk9mc2jkrd20e8v6srm8ygv8dnvyh9czyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsxu8f2e <br/><br/> <img src="https://media.bark.lgbt/media_attachments/files/113/997/630/722/652/549/original/70189168c990d7e4.jpg"> 2025-02-13T16:57:28Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyy3m5a0tusp4pe5rkyr03afz9uzctzv05gjll5vww88sky5xkz7szyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjnsk25c83 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdfn3q0pj06aduq7a8uv2jhmxtr7ssy0fy7jfwk59qg4z8c8u95hspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qusx07k'>nevent1q…x07k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Have one more :3<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.bark.lgbt/media_attachments/files/113/664/555/758/702/564/original/b7102e0968510531.jpg"> 2024-12-16T21:12:21Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdfn3q0pj06aduq7a8uv2jhmxtr7ssy0fy7jfwk59qg4z8c8u95hszyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjns569f9g Do I look like a breedable twink yet?<br/><br/> <img src="https://media.bark.lgbt/media_attachments/files/113/664/488/640/739/092/original/3ef2c3de7090ca40.jpg"> 2024-12-16T20:55:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswr7cwd6nln8emhqn4ru0pztq5euhh9umxsfdgn87nfejnnkucmaszyrhglva6489d9efq9cch7lvze4g23c8nvztg4ry8g2mn7sxthpjns9nhsj8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspmng6qp0cnm9huek4zu9rduhcmwrt6zeq3htm9e9pxh3vh92d03qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qx5ch4h'>nevent1q…ch4h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1j5pjutf3q6xzvz0yufcrgh2lupan4sxx5vn4408t59awu6tgktpqs25j6y" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub1j5pjutf3q6xzvz0yufcrgh2lupan4sxx5vn4408t59awu6tgktpqs25j6y</span> (<span class="italic">npub1j5p…5j6y</span>)</a></span> oh damn-<br/>Goals ngl 2024-06-05T20:20:27Z