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They make up everything. #dadjoke 2025-08-04T07:00:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsprc6guzde639rh4uv5nnvpupcdfu2ly8akmrz53y3hkq784r32sczyq4xmt5mssr2lm2484wsx9wk67yeaexra2ks20dq7rzqlnfuqd2tqgz5qan Geology rocks, but Geography is where it&#39;s at! #dadjoke 2025-06-25T19:00:07Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8dqakvhfp2nztth0ywydesl0vazu92udqyevwz5razc6p8mmq0jqzyq4xmt5mssr2lm2484wsx9wk67yeaexra2ks20dq7rzqlnfuqd2tq92flg6 I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them. #dadjoke 2025-04-11T19:00:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8pgges7kt9t88yn6mj90262wujt2gsferdlxmrnw4pwlnhr4fmvgzyq4xmt5mssr2lm2484wsx9wk67yeaexra2ks20dq7rzqlnfuqd2tqstpg0d Corny #dadjokes<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.me.uk/system/media_attachments/files/114/020/992/308/021/347/original/7719753879c67874.png"> <br/> 2025-02-19T12:00:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs27r7sap3lq4z2p6ehhr8vapx9gf6sdrug3fwc204uq30npuwp8rqzyq4xmt5mssr2lm2484wsx9wk67yeaexra2ks20dq7rzqlnfuqd2tql7j3nr I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo. #dadjoke 2025-01-23T20:00:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrjck63uxwhkvufestau99lsej35lcnelufqnzhsu3qk6tlrpn27szyq4xmt5mssr2lm2484wsx9wk67yeaexra2ks20dq7rzqlnfuqd2tqzwa3j0 Sore throats are a pain in the neck! #dadjoke 2025-01-22T08:00:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyvsv24pcvxfute4yl4zxrlkytj348d6qtzyxwql3m8z2d6hjlhlszyq4xmt5mssr2lm2484wsx9wk67yeaexra2ks20dq7rzqlnfuqd2tqc0fwgm My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. #dadjoke 2025-01-21T08:00:09Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxtj3n4lkpkne2dycz7qe5p22felq7vm3gpexlwlj8tu6k8y64d3gzyq4xmt5mssr2lm2484wsx9wk67yeaexra2ks20dq7rzqlnfuqd2tqeha42f Usb pain #dadjokes #geekjoke<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.me.uk/system/media_attachments/files/113/701/502/337/089/629/original/8a57fba4166b7cc8.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-23T09:47:59Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsdva9m9cldqkp8rmp69xa9jeyyvj9qseyeeewv6kqx5ertx67prtgzyq4xmt5mssr2lm2484wsx9wk67yeaexra2ks20dq7rzqlnfuqd2tqy6y44e Git hero #dadjokes #geekjoke<br/> <img src="https://mastodon.me.uk/system/media_attachments/files/113/701/487/638/433/314/original/3c6f3128e376feea.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-23T09:43:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8wg59zf8cwjxrlwz75hc24rmasejsqg6wpzd7rfxeeavvzslwraczyq4xmt5mssr2lm2484wsx9wk67yeaexra2ks20dq7rzqlnfuqd2tq7p84kg Breaking news! 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