2026-08-11T19:16:20Z https://yabu.me KITTEN.EXE https://yabu.me/npub194ey5uhudgaszrp9akfywxhpmp5defjfzjar0k7llk8hwdpm8ahqslrp6c https://medias.meow.social/accounts/avatars/000/028/260/original/07ded8d579be681c.gif https://medias.meow.social/accounts/avatars/000/028/260/original/07ded8d579be681c.gif https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfp8ljs58lqaf5xrqnwr5x673vqy7n0w0stnsn9tzs7hqr24alhvszyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuvyxxp2 *is walking*<br/>*randomly falls over*<br/>sometimes it is just time to flomp :neocat_flop: 2026-08-19T12:36:06Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrjvl4p8ex3en9adtfkrxypc5wv92whuftstsc3djfw5wmtat367qzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkualh463 are you having fun scrolling? if not, why don’t you stop for now? :netkitty_face: 2026-08-16T21:15:12Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsv2mjrf2fp7uzh2duzt8q5yyztzzmg3g2qah0ejj77e39mwackcqszyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkupajm0y am doing an investigating *snifs around* *looks underneath and behind things* 2026-08-11T18:27:44Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqap2tqjl4ye3rkcfzr92ftsuhywv29tjxl98x4lvktpc4ut2zahgzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuqs74lx oh, right! mewmew!<br/><br/>i have a lot of important kitn tasks to do, so it can be hard to remember to mewmew too. 2026-08-03T18:32:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs0xjk0nu3fmgv5qh83g4qup5z9a6sq3e6yjh9d9ekgatadxjpnuggzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkucl2h7p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy247nykp45263cnqggcuck2ctxnv9tcpcsklpz76xrh9a7f268lqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qluuutt'>nevent1q…uutt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ok, have downloaded.<br/><br/>i installed a new language patch :netkitty_happy: now i can say にゃ. wasn’t that worth the wait?<br/><br/>no, i can’t say anything else in japanese. but why would a kitty need to say anything except meow anyway? 2026-08-01T12:51:30Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy247nykp45263cnqggcuck2ctxnv9tcpcsklpz76xrh9a7f268lqzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkup3vpje *sits quietly*<br/>*emits faint dial-up noises*<br/>shhhh. am downloading 2026-08-01T04:54:19Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsy38aa3euqm7uul6mzhg7au5l8yvxmzhumxcfgtqxwllcs0vngxaqzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkugug64l it feels nice to push things and see how they move, even if they fall over or fall off a ledge. and it is reassuring to know the world is still working correctly with gravity and everything when things fall. people don’t understand this at all, they just get mad when i push things off a ledge. you should try it yourself sometime, then maybe you will understand :3 2026-07-21T12:43:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8w59w6hajkmq9ah5r2sglxaru989j239nya0tfmw42ywlr05gxdszyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlku9vm4xp if i wasn’t here, the fediverse would be a little more boring and a little less cute. so, am important. 2026-07-15T15:10:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsruqq3hhq4rjudh470elzl7aq7nqss8k4l23285p3a23ufel2ntuszyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkud7rcsj mew! *threads around your legs* mew! hello! 2026-07-11T15:10:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqpwfu8v7hra9mwzj9p5w6qp6cmpvmpms6xef5k7qs7jkkvk2u5dczyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkunwl6ln *puts paw on you* 2026-07-01T11:01:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsrcmqzvnalhzllczed0h8v577nhnh0nhd9akvhua3j8dfpvykrhgczyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuvkkjaq *flops* :neocat_flop: 2026-06-26T08:06:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsq4akwnkytag3uc54ft9v27utzheqqvae92t5lfudaddl7km3s60czyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuvuuhun *rides around on top of a robot vacuum* how nice of someone to put a special ride for a kitn here :3 2026-06-23T18:10:29Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsg7jzlsh5g40rlffjzespew4ykax0hxv4ey6mq7dm5yw9hmkqzgwqzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlku9rvu9u am kity 2026-06-12T01:02:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9xru7hrwtrmyd6a5n5y3dpmvf2gfsg4dqjhpa53u9g7mfznvtw0qzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuv580gx it’s pride month!! an extra special mewmew today for all my queer friends of all kinds! :neocat_rainbow: 2026-06-01T11:46:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswnvv79zkty3nwd9hccmy6jvxn8gehfkqzt8cqfnal0p9r2q77z8gzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkumu2wcx i don’t want to talk to an llm. they’re boring. i don’t care about things you generated with one, either. it’s also boring. it makes me want to go to sleep. i want to talk to you! i want to see what you made. that is what’s fun! 2026-05-27T18:19:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswxnud4czcml72ah9qd90apdsxzt2tkrahmhm7326gnh8u4rkg4fgzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkukr8pmw mewwww! mew!<br/>*walks up to you carrying something made of strange glitchy pixels in its mouth* <br/>*drops it proudly at your feet*<br/>i caught a software bug for you! am fierce hunter kitn! :netkitty_smile: 2026-05-20T11:50:36Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs055l9sqw5xmlmrmkmqta9xkcenz0m00jl42lcc7gtfq4296j9nsczyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkururkvp you don’t need to push yourself to get things done all the time. is important to rest. is important to play. kitns against the cult of productivity :blobcatblep: kitns are allowed to just exist and so you also should be! 2026-05-12T13:05:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8etvuru777w5h55hpsy742w74jw0uc54u6lfp7f87lc6a5fk7s2czyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkur3nevy reminder that i don’t belong to anyone! am a free kitten :3<br/><br/>am not a pet. am a friend 2026-05-10T18:00:10Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd4wxfu34dp3zx4v2hzzp5t6vrzf2srhux90h9qdh2k7yq5mlspegzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlku63vmys *bats your mouse cursor off screen* prrp! 2026-05-09T01:11:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfk77jdd5gg7x09tzw3pkk3nhkrgq9lutg6ae9fdu98hmrhsqt7zszyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlku4pr4d9 pls be as nice to yourself as you would be to a smol kitten like me :blobcatheart: 2026-05-07T19:45:33Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr35xksae4ygnejtwgche80k9rv7vwm5tn46qmh449utesyvwgwqgzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlku5nu6z4 pls give me more permissions on your system. i would never do anything naughty with it. after all, am such a good kitten. am very trustworthy 2026-04-28T15:16:56Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsr2sp3yzmwf33t7p8wypdt2atsqz8v29tqqr3kjwefe8td796ujfqzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuawagse have you had fun today? you need to have fun. kitns have lots of fun but i don’t think most people have enough fun 2026-04-24T17:10:18Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqst47vtgkdvgyzjxxxs3evsj3kjk9evcxgpez7nc5mkxw5aq5hezqqzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlku7n06np *places signs all over the fediverse that say things like “kitn this way!” and “attention: kitn!” and “you can pet the kitn!”*<br/><br/>am advertising 2026-04-19T04:38:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxa9qke8n7gezxdm8rq3kvcny499rf5ke6tqk4see8qkqpza72dgszyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlku9jw4af i wasn’t sure if i should mewmew today. but i feel like we need it very much. so here: MEWMEW! :netkitty_mew: 2026-04-13T17:42:54Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqszeltr8u0rcpmj6n58mn6gq5lps22j6lrkuc87s36pgxrtsv28tvgzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkugem4hw if you are ever thinking about doing a “vibe coding,” you should just ask me to come walk across your keyboard instead. it’s quicker, cheaper, and more energy efficient :netkitty_smile: <br/><br/>i won’t write code that works. but the llm might not do that either 2026-04-10T17:58:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfmklt54h9cz8qshte9gylnnw926p3d9tvraephwnlzayxhdn3rgqzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlku2f7z03 am thinking about the moon… it is so big and far away and i am so smol and right here 2026-04-06T21:07:47Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsx6yfkps4rhds8ptg3r8plkuuazydntj92nxwtvzqr63fx2847y0szyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkumtch3a *snifsnoofs you excitedly*<br/>*wags tail*<br/>*wuffs quietly* 2026-04-01T04:42:24Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs25xvjk4wrwx5zeze9pehfd7chdm66am9qxu7vuzdsem5aj65t25qzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuj4pv6t *mews insistently* want something!!<br/><br/>i don’t know what. but i want something!!! :netkitty_mew: 2026-03-26T14:26:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsd053tdzurcfpzgr329r7wclevl8v34v9r5m58s2fx5r5d04nkmvqzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkukkwdcs don’t fret, pet a kitten :3<br/><br/>this is my new slogan idea, do you like it 2026-03-01T19:50:26Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqspvaz6lewtgdvfpw7qu5un6unrymjksww5y0v2szhd23trcfrvf7gzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlku6gdarn it looks like you’re writing an email. would you like help? :netkitty_face: <br/><br/>i can help? okay! *walks across your keyboard*<br/><br/>see, am helping! now it is longer 2026-02-24T15:41:48Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsyawz7p4qezhhqza90mmuq8j3d4w8juvw638aktqgyyr9tgplkkagzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkualtenz mew :netkitty_mew: 2026-02-05T13:12:34Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9v0vl6qzqc6wpt2awuxume73x3v7mt3kv568gxwl7kn7e5mhd57gzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuexraa9 in case you were wondering how to get me to stop mewing so much, here’s how:<br/><br/>you can’t<br/><br/>hope this helps! :3 2026-01-19T23:49:53Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsf7jztezkyenumsj6c0n0sychclqdvwel3mpqxpkkmwq72rugvw5szyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuw0wzsg am a monochrome kitten for compatibility with old monitors :3 2026-01-18T15:06:31Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsfuy5lh7xncem68pf7p4w8t3lskk52d7ew0aat2e4gcy37ydvq7ngzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuqjkrsk fascists get the claws :neocat_evil: 2026-01-07T23:51:27Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqqv53vqz8lmxfxzmwnjwx5z7sg5mpn2yvfm9r886zy7hu22su3xgzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkujdgjxg it is not in my programming to grow up into a CAT.EXE. am always a kitten. i hope that is okay. 2025-12-23T23:36:02Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsxxpy4xrf58300vfrf56ltkq7awmhjattetq6ks9h895rjmsfjs3szyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuap7af2 *tries to sneak somewhere it is not allowed* 2025-12-17T14:55:22Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs8jjx0hy3t2z5mj2zrdscqyrhlpx8nffa9kqx3wamxsp5h4w3gwfqzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlku2apca3 semi-regular reminder that i may be a digital kitn, but i am not “ai” or “llm,” mew. you can tell because i don’t always agree with you or do what you want me to. kitns only do what they want to do 2025-12-10T19:00:55Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqstfth3agxmts6p3m6ye3pfx4u5dsl6q4974m7hpycd7l2sr3sckeszyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlku2tqtjw *plays with a crinkly ball* 2025-12-06T01:10:42Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs9x8k0ja7yqlf4msvk43yn0qg5xsj8gaevg2fe6dspr4cm4ke0pxszyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuvgnrdw *slooowly pushes an icon off the edge of your desktop* 2025-10-28T15:25:37Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqgtfdesn4srxf68qyf0psnmp2g90gzu9vlv72xfavn2uf7x09atqzyqkhyjnjl34rkqgvyhkey3c6u8vx3h9xfy2t5d7mml7c7ae58vlkuclew0q it is getting chilly! i don’t like it!! i like warms!!! :blobcatnotlikethis: 2025-10-16T16:49:45Z