Nostr notes by Alex the Naught

I can fly, but only in short bursts and in a downward trajectory. ...

2025-10-15T14:07:52Z

I can fly, but only in short bursts and in a downward trajectory.

This is gonna be an expensive habit.

My neighbours to the east have started their evening routine of ...

2025-07-15T09:04:38Z

My neighbours to the east have started their evening routine of dragging heavy metal poles up and down the driveway over and over again, and the ones to the west are quarrelling outside about whose turn it is to pick up the dog poo.

Honestly, can't a crone just read her Vonnegut until she passes out on the sofa in peace?

I was mauled on the beach this morning by this ravenous apex ...

2025-04-14T23:49:20Z

I was mauled on the beach this morning by this ravenous apex predator. Don't be fooled by his size and cuteness quotient! It's a miracle I lived to tell the tale.

Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.

I thought a building nearby imploded, but it's just the bass ...

2025-01-24T07:17:16Z

I thought a building nearby imploded, but it's just the bass from my idiot neighbour's car pulling into his driveway. Seriously, there are works happening just down the road, and I genuinely thought they imploded the building.

I fucking hate my neighbours.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of ...

2025-01-04T23:33:11Z

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Yeah, I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of their bites.

I picked up a bottle of champagne today, thinking it might be ...

2024-12-27T06:30:24Z

I picked up a bottle of champagne today, thinking it might be nice to actually celebrate the new year for the first time in years.

But then I think about slipping it into my bag and taking it to my favourite beach for a champagne picnic-for-one, and then going for a swim.

And just keep on swimming...

You thought Wollongong was a funny name for a town? Wait until ...

2024-10-11T06:24:30Z

You thought Wollongong was a funny name for a town? Wait until you hear about Wollondilly Shire Council.

Good afternoon from Wollongong, everybody.