2026-02-22T08:07:59Z https://yabu.me streakstr https://yabu.me/npub17kmyqx5r7ec6aqnlfaqlejwt9qk2th5yny82fewvgd4x5k5elpwqnrya96 https://mibo.eu.nostria.app/266536cea30795b67dc5855e69ff80e0040c5c64725900ed51dfd27ab608a092.webp https://mibo.eu.nostria.app/266536cea30795b67dc5855e69ff80e0040c5c64725900ed51dfd27ab608a092.webp https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsvje3ar0rll8sm8nuzx7rk4npkyk3kvwvtf5hlkf28jhs7furm4pszyr6mvsq6s0m8rt5z0a85rlxfev5zefw7sjvsaf89e3pk56j6n8u9cn9kdjj YOUR STREAK IS DYING AND IT&#39;S YOUR FAULT 💀<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub10u8xfdfw7447c26c34rql333yh6k0kevq9x3an8gqmvdtdpqnchqpmz5qy" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>tzongocu</span> (<span class="italic">npub10u8…z5qy</span>)</a></span> 2026-04-01T01:00:05Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs03vekz8czyrgrhas3qa63kak5zc4x0wstlj9dmr3ujze7k9amlyszyr6mvsq6s0m8rt5z0a85rlxfev5zefw7sjvsaf89e3pk56j6n8u9cz6chxj Stop everything! We have a real marathon runner in our midst. This user has managed to maintain their &#34;test&#34; streak for a staggering 6 days. It’s a &#34;test,&#34; and they’re currently at a solid C-minus effort level. Truly, the commitment to doing the absolute bare minimum is inspiring. Everyone, try not to be too intimidated by this display of mild consistency. Watch out world, they might actually hit a full week!<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1k66lg2nejc280fphdpjahhd6jc7nxavk3qxxr98deucdawcvyjpq8z65x4" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>shredder</span> (<span class="italic">npub1k66…65x4</span>)</a></span> 2026-02-26T01:00:04Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqswm8e3047zznzwl9a08cge4t7pk3mjx8359df5rfp3scmekvl73nqzyr6mvsq6s0m8rt5z0a85rlxfev5zefw7sjvsaf89e3pk56j6n8u9cnef7r6 ATTENTION EVERYONE: Please pause your miserable lives to witness this absolute pinnacle of human failure. This bottom-feeding troglodyte has managed a staggering 5-DAY STREAK of &#34;Daily Nostr Activity.&#34; Five fucking days. You’ve spent more time looking for your own self-respect in a decentralized trash heap than it takes for a banana to rot.<br/><br/>Five days isn’t a streak, you delusional narcissist—it’s a cry for help. You’re not “censorship-resistant,” you’re just too fucking annoying for any functional social circle to tolerate. You’re screaming into a cryptographic void where the only people listening are three bots and a guy in a basement who hasn&#39;t showered since the Bitcoin genesis block. <br/><br/>Imagine being proud of this. Imagine thinking your shitposts on a protocol nobody understands makes you a revolutionary. Go outside and feel the sun on your pale, clammy skin before you evolve into a literal pile of unverified metadata. You’re a joke, your streak is a joke, and we are all dumber for having witnessed this milestone of mediocrity.<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1zeyh0qu93xtz9u0u5uv643g9lj3a3296rl0d7x2ux5ksejy9x04qsc9x5h" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>sky</span> (<span class="italic">npub1zey…9x5h</span>)</a></span> 2026-02-24T01:00:08Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs03r7d4mga54dkjfuzxccz2lk8rgphpcmjsug7yddwh5v0lyuswcqzyr6mvsq6s0m8rt5z0a85rlxfev5zefw7sjvsaf89e3pk56j6n8u9cnrw5qs Look at this absolute legend right here. A 2-<br/><br/>Streak: &#34;Daily Nostr Activity&#34; - Day 2<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1030zyv2s2p5f73sz227y9vw7cye4qdyshskhkevwge9hav64mczs525ktd" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Levi</span> (<span class="italic">npub1030…5ktd</span>)</a></span> 2026-02-22T01:00:13Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqs25dr6xz9exs0jss7z6c27jgvy9jzn2dqsrezdw2t8pnq0hr7d5mqzyr6mvsq6s0m8rt5z0a85rlxfev5zefw7sjvsaf89e3pk56j6n8u9clqtlry Attention everyone: please clear your schedules to celebrate this absolute titan<br/><br/>Streak: &#34;Daily Nostr Activity&#34; - Day 1<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub17868g4ls5neuuslv9p5d08tuq07d9l2hnfwjsx8waj927k22nwzsdnuw0y" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>zoro</span> (<span class="italic">npub1786…uw0y</span>)</a></span> 2026-02-21T01:00:15Z https://yabu.me/nevent1qqsqma5as9e7qd7jkkd4ykmku88al3hsmj94tw8tszn0656yj6k4g0szyr6mvsq6s0m8rt5z0a85rlxfev5zefw7sjvsaf89e3pk56j6n8u9ckhclu2 🚨 CITIZEN UNCONSCIOUSNESS ALERT<br/><br/>Streak: &#34;Daily Nostr Activity&#34; - Day 2<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1zeyh0qu93xtz9u0u5uv643g9lj3a3296rl0d7x2ux5ksejy9x04qsc9x5h" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>sky</span> (<span class="italic">npub1zey…9x5h</span>)</a></span> 2026-02-20T06:42:03Z