Nostr notes by Slow Rodriguez

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2025-02-21T23:53:30Z

Do kids know about Watergate

no

2025-02-19T13:41:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…tdt0
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no

How much was the monetary damages to Grimes brand from letting ...

2025-02-18T21:01:05Z

How much was the monetary damages to Grimes brand from letting Elon hit

workin on anything in particular with that? I personally just ...

2025-02-18T00:26:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…jqfc
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workin on anything in particular with that?

I personally just found a use-case for that sort of thing last week

which one tho

2025-02-17T22:52:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…3sne
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which one tho

would it make me look entirely schiz'd out to just use UTC ...

2025-02-17T22:41:46Z

would it make me look entirely schiz'd out to just use UTC time for everything

It makes sense to me rn

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2025-02-11T17:02:04Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/075c481b-efd0-45a9-ad14-dded08a26b69

it's kinda always sucked imo. I'm not kidding about the ...

2025-02-10T21:10:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…cqkq
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it's kinda always sucked imo. I'm not kidding about the black places like church's or Popeyes being better.

This rule does not apply to sandwiches. Chick-fil-A for those imo

KFC is straight garbo compared to the more melanated chains. ...

2025-02-10T20:58:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…f43j
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KFC is straight garbo compared to the more melanated chains. Turbo expensive lately too.

Id take the deal to trade California for Greenland. Hell, get ...

2025-02-10T20:32:34Z

Id take the deal to trade California for Greenland.

Hell, get them to take Kentucky while we're at it.

things you hear serfs say before being beaten #note1nz3…3svt

2025-02-10T02:07:13Z

things you hear serfs say before being beaten
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This dude has to be like 65 at this point ...

2025-02-08T00:47:37Z

This dude has to be like 65 at this point
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/aca6aa42-28db-454f-a7b9-71468ced7188

"Elagabalus the femboy" :acat_stare:

2025-02-07T00:42:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…snsf
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"Elagabalus the femboy"

:acat_stare:

yeah same principal as a squeeze bag ...

2025-02-06T19:05:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…pk0j
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yeah same principal as a squeeze bag
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/e9805daf-1231-4a11-83e4-64477bffa48c

that's such a good idea wtf

2025-02-06T18:55:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…7y4s
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that's such a good idea wtf

blowdart resupply acquired

2025-02-01T23:09:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…dka4
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blowdart resupply acquired

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2025-01-31T13:47:29Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/93453319-ab37-433a-9ffb-3926e2f7b075

I saw a dude wearing a FOG patch next to a Totenkopf path the ...

2025-01-26T17:49:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…4kmg
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I saw a dude wearing a FOG patch next to a Totenkopf path the other day.

Same energy.

maybe you should consider what aspects of development get you so ...

2025-01-24T15:29:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…laaf
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maybe you should consider what aspects of development get you so excited and try to find (or put that into) in another activity.

this bitch got big walls ong

2025-01-21T22:18:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…pw9u
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this bitch got big walls ong

unplug and wait longer?

2025-01-21T17:23:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…hxfd
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unplug and wait longer?

that means you didn't have enough if you think about it

2025-01-19T01:27:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…cgyx
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that means you didn't have enough if you think about it

You know I've basically sold a car for like $50 before. ...

2025-01-17T21:13:18Z

You know I've basically sold a car for like $50 before.

Begone. No take backs. Your problem now.

I think the criteria for a post to be a bad post is that you can ...

2025-01-12T20:33:55Z

I think the criteria for a post to be a bad post is that you can start reading anywhere in the post and know the whole post is bad.

That's what I'd do if I was John BadFediPosts, CEO of badfediposts

if you like zeppelins there's a solid chance you'll like ...

2025-01-11T14:24:44Z

if you like zeppelins there's a solid chance you'll like something else...

Browning HiPower is something I'd really like to pick up at ...

2025-01-10T23:54:03Z

Browning HiPower is something I'd really like to pick up at some point. Tried to find one as my first carry gun but they were rare then.

(milling a real one for an acro is blursed)
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/527257f4-a32c-46e4-9704-52d5917836ce
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/26b13a69-67a1-46ac-96ad-3dbadef5ff8d

in the gym. Straight up jerking and cleaning it.

2025-01-10T18:20:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…s5np
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in the gym. Straight up jerking and cleaning it.

I use an epilator on my unibrow real

2025-01-08T23:10:05Z

I use an epilator on my unibrow

real

that stuck out to me as well! And the odds of a Sony bigwig just ...

2025-01-08T00:34:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…6qc5
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that stuck out to me as well! And the odds of a Sony bigwig just stopping in to eat and chat? Seems like a magical time.

that was a nice watch

2025-01-08T00:32:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…exlj
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that was a nice watch

do you wanna talk about my favorite picture? ...

2025-01-08T00:04:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…c5dw
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do you wanna talk about my favorite picture?
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/2ff4ab3f-003a-4034-aba8-82b8570a05b9

there you go. Viewer discretion advised obviously ...

2025-01-06T21:18:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…2xga
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there you go. Viewer discretion advised obviously https://funker530.com/video/footage-of-new-orleans-terror-attack

yes, I've seen it. Brb going to see if I can find it

2025-01-06T21:05:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…ljdc
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yes, I've seen it. Brb going to see if I can find it

short hair is counter-intuitively high maintenance gotta keep ...

2025-01-06T18:32:00Z

short hair is counter-intuitively high maintenance

gotta keep cutting it

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2025-01-05T04:04:10Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/dab5a833-1d4b-4e7d-b3c5-58dbb9bfd3d2

I was thinking about how face washes used to straight up have ...

2025-01-03T16:02:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…du0u
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I was thinking about how face washes used to straight up have microplastics in them the other day.
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/bcbb7504-d419-4441-bcc6-71d46c8f2547

what are you gonna do? Just shove it in your mouth and wait until ...

2025-01-01T01:31:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…wj0w
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what are you gonna do? Just shove it in your mouth and wait until it gets soft?

Hammer it up first? Truly a quandary here

sad state of affairs really ...

2025-01-01T01:29:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…dwc3
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sad state of affairs really
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/e3766618-b8d8-4205-9e71-65f1bb16721a

I think it's time to retire the sub/dom dynamic entirely. ...

2024-12-31T19:46:44Z

I think it's time to retire the sub/dom dynamic entirely. It's tired. Passe. Too straight coded and boring. :akonata_yawn:

This one sounds like I wrote it That's not what you want ...

2024-12-31T19:07:33Z

This one sounds like I wrote it

That's not what you want
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/825d4510-1993-459b-8106-0793343412a6

the mute feature is something you should use. It's your ...

2024-12-31T02:44:13Z

the mute feature is something you should use.

It's your computer. You get to pick what is displayed on it.

That's precisely why attempts to subvert adblock is so annoying to me

thinking about the girl who was rumored to have inserted ramen ...

2024-12-31T00:55:10Z

thinking about the girl who was rumored to have inserted ramen noodles into her cooter

I just realized that she may have been trying to cook them. If that rumor was at all true. That could have been the motive

I also boned my sleep schedule today :0

2024-12-29T18:11:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…2d92
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I also boned my sleep schedule today :0

New Hampshire

2024-12-23T15:11:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…vwp0
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New Hampshire

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2024-12-23T14:44:43Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/408b18a4-186e-4841-8ffd-e6a29e9fb747

When did you do EVs???

2024-12-21T20:21:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…ytrl
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When did you do EVs???

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2024-12-21T17:23:06Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/485bfe4b-09d0-495d-9af4-b706469838d6

damn I guess fishing went really poorly ...

2024-11-30T23:14:48Z

damn I guess fishing went really poorly
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/add01f8e-ebda-4095-89d7-44377cd4d853

When u switch back to a full-size handgun in winter ...

2024-11-27T18:29:02Z

When u switch back to a full-size handgun in winter

quoting
note1eug…740p

America

You know that video of that deer supposedly being killed by a ...

2024-11-17T15:46:44Z

You know that video of that deer supposedly being killed by a 50cal vapor trail?

Same mood.
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/fd706138-ab56-46ab-b9f9-ddcba1df57b4

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2024-11-12T18:01:03Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/995293c4-a3fd-4deb-a5db-dc4d152d3024

hang on what. I thought everyone did this? I don't mean throw ...

2024-11-09T15:10:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…2g8q
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hang on what. I thought everyone did this?

I don't mean throw out the old resume entirely, just add stuff that they want and remove whatever nonsense and lies you had in for the last suckers

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2024-11-08T13:38:53Z

I'm tired Hitler

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2024-11-02T13:19:33Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/ea54ebbc-1e5c-41a1-8753-997b787fcfbc

I traded my cz scorpion (new one) in 9mm for that npap precisely ...

2024-10-31T00:00:04Z

I traded my cz scorpion (new one) in 9mm for that npap precisely because I was shooting too much 9mm. Then right after I buy an ak, ammo imports get fucked.

I suppose that's one way to save ammo.

you have to black up, for science Kaia.

2024-10-23T18:47:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…gh29
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you have to black up, for science Kaia.

looks like you're having such a nice day :)

2024-09-14T20:27:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…jk2s
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looks like you're having such a nice day :)

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2024-09-05T22:17:35Z

Mexico has a space agency.

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2024-08-30T14:26:53Z

The most fuckable Nick Cage known to man

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2024-08-25T20:26:13Z

yo I bet managing a strip club gets insane

It's impossible to make the internet safe for people who are ...

2024-08-23T13:27:45Z

It's impossible to make the internet safe for people who are easily upset.

Upsetting people are the internet is a core mechanic of the system!

Did you guys know there's furry music I did not. It's not ...

2024-08-22T12:47:15Z

Did you guys know there's furry music

I did not. It's not good.

y'all ever do that thing where you drink too fast and too ...

2024-08-21T23:39:22Z

y'all ever do that thing where you drink too fast and too wide?

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2024-08-21T15:36:00Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/60fcdd58-f53f-4439-88fc-345534d351b0

see now we're getting somewhere. Someone could even use it ...

2024-08-20T01:17:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…kxmd
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see now we're getting somewhere. Someone could even use it for a really horrible themed camshow

look you can't take business advice from a programmer. It has ...

2024-08-20T01:13:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…cg36
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look you can't take business advice from a programmer. It has to be big if it wants to sell. Both for aesthetic and practical reasons.

Plus it could just be the sword

glorp up in me munt tomato. Get me megnant (male)

2024-08-19T13:52:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…38qu
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glorp up in me munt tomato. Get me megnant (male)

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2024-08-18T19:10:18Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/63d55a51-e041-455c-aaee-57f69488617a

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2024-08-17T21:02:14Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/5141d03a-16eb-4afa-ac3a-61ecf9a39bdc

are they impressed (I would be impressed)

2024-08-16T22:25:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…0e5n
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are they impressed (I would be impressed)

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2024-08-16T21:47:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…tugm
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https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/a55507d8-d36a-47b0-8f1d-bd7136648033

a what

2024-08-16T15:51:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…8gg6
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a what

humidity be like ➰ Might wanna clean them brows up homie. Girls ...

2024-08-15T17:03:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…jk3p
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humidity be like ➰

Might wanna clean them brows up homie. Girls look at things like that.

Girls are best when they almost retarded. Not full bird sped. ...

2024-08-11T17:50:32Z

Girls are best when they *almost* retarded. Not full bird sped. CRIMINALS

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2024-08-10T13:56:28Z

you need to be pissing. You need to be pissing with force

I can't wait until all those ugly think pads are dead so the ...

2024-08-08T19:24:59Z

I can't wait until all those ugly think pads are dead so the Linux weenies stop posting them.

Yes they were good. I had many.

However they are still computers and therefore BAD. QED.

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2024-08-08T14:29:10Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/df847a76-0df3-4716-8991-6feaceae410c

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2024-08-07T23:21:45Z

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/245d4d09-7155-4ba0-bd8f-b3c6bd77aa61

NEVER GOON ALONE #note1030…rj3v

2024-08-07T18:53:37Z

NEVER GOON ALONE

quoting
note1030…rj3v

WHO UP BEATING THEY MEAT RN

wait no. Now I'm engaging in hog discourse. Played myself ...

2024-08-03T03:03:11Z

wait no. Now I'm engaging in hog discourse.

Played myself again

is this real

2024-07-31T22:07:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…8z7g
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is this real

wonder if gw really had a thick ass neck like that. One can hope.

2024-07-26T17:48:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…ct7u
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wonder if gw really had a thick ass neck like that.

One can hope.

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2024-07-26T17:46:30Z

We're in our quest for inner piece era. No quarter.

would

2024-07-03T14:28:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…0v6c
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would

What da dog doin ...

2024-07-03T14:20:30Z

What da dog doin
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/07526f28-4a06-4952-9f29-56720bfd2b27