Nostr notes by BitBees

Yeah. What is the lifetime of a node? How do npubs of, say, my ...

2026-04-14T12:34:31Z

Yeah. What is the lifetime of a node? How do npubs of, say, my understanding (muppet zone) find their craptastic relay has gone on the blink? Error code on the list?

quoting
nevent1q…qvl0
What's so weird is that many people recommended a lot of these relays to me and others a year or more ago 🤣

Oh dear. That is a lot. My afternoon (culling my list) is gonna ...

2026-04-14T12:26:16Z

Oh dear. That is a lot. My afternoon (culling my list) is gonna be lit.

quoting
nevent1q…guah
Relays that went bust but our users still have them in their relay lists:

wss://relay.nostr.bg
wss://relay.orangepill.dev
wss://relay.current.fyi
wss://nostr.milou.lol
wss://nostr.orangepill.dev
wss://relay-jp.nostr.wirednet.jp
wss://nostr.mutinywallet.com
wss://relay.sector01.com
wss://nostr.coinfund.app
wss://art.nostrfreaks.com
wss://auth.nostr.wine
wss://wot.utxo.one
wss://relay-jp.shino3.net
wss://r.kojira.io
wss://nrelay-jp.c-stellar.net
wss://bostr.lecturify.net
wss://wot.sudocarlos.com
wss://btc-italia.online
wss://egirls.relaying.io
wss://eu.purplerelay.com
wss://expensive-relay.fiatjaf.com
wss://nostr.lu.ke
wss://hongkong.scarab.im
wss://inbox.nostr.com
wss://nostr.zebedee.cloud
wss://freedom-relay.herokuapp.com/ws
wss://adult.18plus.social
wss://lightningrelay.com
wss://nost.lol
wss://nostr1.current.fyi
wss://nostr-2.zebedee.cloud
wss://nostr.bicoinplebs.de
wss://carlos-cdb.top
wss://nostr.data.house
wss://nostr.developer.li
wss://nostr.h3z.jp
wss://nostream.nostrly.io
wss://nostr.lostr.space
wss://nostr.ono.re
wss://nostr.onsats.org
wss://nostr-paid.h3z.jp
wss://nostr-relay.alekberg.net
wss://nostrrelay.com
wss://ditto.pub/relay
wss://author.nostr1.com
wss://nostr.drss.io
wss://bevo.nostr1.com
wss://nostr.plebchain.org
wss://nostr.relayer.se
wss://nostr-relay.freeberty.net
wss://jingle.carlos-cdb.top
wss://nostr-relay.pcdkd.fyi
wss://relay.highlighter.com
wss://nostr-relay.untethr.me
wss://nostr.at
wss://nostr-relay.wlvs.space
wss://relay.nostrati.com
wss://nostr.sandwich.farm
wss://nostr.semisol.de
ws://nostr.mom
wss://nostr.fmt.wiz.biz
wss://moonboi.nostr1.com/Paid
wss://paid.spore.ws
wss://nostr.inosta.cc
wss://nostr.thesamecat.io
wss://private.red.gn.net
wss://relay.0chat.com
wss://nostr.lc
wss://relay.bitcoinbarcelona.xyz
wss://relay.cynsar.foundation
wss://relayer.fiatjaf.com
wss://nostrue.com
wss://nostr-relay.nokotaro.com
wss://wot.sovbit.host
wss://relay.fiatjaf.com
wss://relay.grunch.dev
wss://relay.cryptoculture.com
wss://nostr.swiss-enigma.ch
wss://relay.f7z.io
wss://nostr.xmr.rocks
wss://relay.nostrcn.com
wss://relay.nostrgraph.net
wss://relay.otherstuff.fyi
wss://relay.gasteazi.net
wss://relay.stoner.com
wss://void.cat
wss://wons.calva.dev
wss://wot.carlos-cdb.top
wss://welcome.nostr.wine
wss://relay-jp.haniwar.com
wss://nostr.btcmp.com
wss://relay.mutinywallet.com
wss://nostr.sudocarlos.com
wss://onchain.pub
wss://bostr.azzamo.net
wss://nostr.massmux.com
wss://nostr.0xtr.dev
wss://relay.s3x.social
wss://you.nostr1.com
wss://with.nostr1.com
wss://files.sovbit.host
wss://nostr.unknown.place
wss://nostr.rocks
wss://nerostr.xmr.rocks
wss://relay.aratiri.net
wss://nostr.cercatrova.me
wss://nostr.mwmdev.com
wss://relay.minds.com/nostr/v1/ws
wss://nostr.delo.software
wss://nostr.noones.com
wss://orangepiller.org
wss://relay.nostriches.org
wss://xmr.ithurtswhenip.ee
wss://relay.siamdev.cc
wss://wot.swarmstr.com
wss://nostr.strits.dk
wss://relay.proxymana.net
wss://xmr.usenostr.org
wss://relay.uid.ovh
wss://nostr.fediverse.jp
wss://at.nostrworks.com
wss://relay.siamstr.com
wss://wot.siamstr.com
wss://nostpic.com
wss://nostream.ocha.one
wss://relay.shitforce.one
wss://feeds.nostr.band/bens
wss://freespeech.casa
wss://relay.nostr.band
wss://nostr.walletofsatoshi.com
wss://relay.nostr.bg
wss://relay.orangepill.dev
wss://relay.current.fyi
wss://nostr.milou.lol
wss://nostr.mutinywallet.com
wss://nostr.orangepill.dev
wss://relay-jp.nostr.wirednet.jp
wss://relay.sector01.com
wss://nostr.coinfund.app
wss://art.nostrfreaks.com
wss://auth.nostr.wine
wss://wot.utxo.one
wss://bostr.lecturify.net
wss://btc-italia.online
wss://egirls.relaying.io
wss://eu.purplerelay.com
wss://expensive-relay.fiatjaf.com
wss://relay-jp.shino3.net
wss://nrelay-jp.c-stellar.net
wss://hongkong.scarab.im
wss://inbox.nostr.com
wss://lightningrelay.com
wss://freedom-relay.herokuapp.com/ws
wss://nost.lol
wss://r.kojira.io
wss://nostr1.current.fyi
wss://nostr-2.zebedee.cloud
wss://nostr.bicoinplebs.de
wss://nostr.data.house
wss://nostr.developer.li
wss://nostr.h3z.jp
wss://nostream.nostrly.io
wss://nostr.lostr.space
wss://nostr.ono.re
wss://nostr-paid.h3z.jp
wss://nostr-relay.alekberg.net
wss://nostrrelay.com
wss://wot.sudocarlos.com
wss://carlos-cdb.top
wss://nostr.plebchain.org
wss://nostr.relayer.se
wss://nostr-relay.freeberty.net
wss://nostr-relay.pcdkd.fyi
wss://nostr.drss.io
wss://nostr-relay.untethr.me
wss://nostr-relay.wlvs.space
wss://nostr.sandwich.farm
wss://nostr.semisol.de
wss://jingle.carlos-cdb.top
wss://nostr.zebedee.cloud
wss://nostr.lu.ke
wss://author.nostr1.com
wss://private.red.gn.net
wss://nostr.thesamecat.io
wss://relay.0chat.com
wss://nostr.at
wss://bevo.nostr1.com
wss://relay.bitcoinbarcelona.xyz
wss://relay.cynsar.foundation
wss://relayer.fiatjaf.com
wss://relay.fiatjaf.com
wss://relay.grunch.dev
wss://nostrue.com
wss://moonboi.nostr1.com/Paid
wss://nostr-relay.nokotaro.com
wss://relay.cryptoculture.com
wss://nostr.onsats.org
wss://relay.nostrcn.com
wss://relay.nostrgraph.net
wss://relay.otherstuff.fyi
wss://relay.f7z.io
wss://relay.stoner.com
wss://void.cat
wss://wons.calva.dev
wss://nostr.lc
wss://wot.carlos-cdb.top
wss://ditto.pub/relay
wss://relay.gasteazi.net
wss://relay.highlighter.com
wss://relay-jp.haniwar.com
ws://nostr.mom
wss://relay.mutinywallet.com
wss://relay.nostrati.com
wss://you.nostr1.com
wss://nostr.fmt.wiz.biz
wss://with.nostr1.com
wss://relay.s3x.social
wss://nostr.sudocarlos.com
wss://onchain.pub
wss://adult.18plus.social
wss://paid.spore.ws
wss://nostr.swiss-enigma.ch
wss://nostr.inosta.cc
wss://wot.sovbit.host
wss://nostr.massmux.com
wss://nostr.btcmp.com
wss://nostr.unknown.place
wss://relay.aratiri.net
wss://nostr.rocks
wss://nostr.0xtr.dev
wss://bostr.azzamo.net
wss://welcome.nostr.wine
wss://nostr.cercatrova.me
wss://nostr.xmr.rocks
wss://files.sovbit.host
wss://nostr.mwmdev.com
wss://nerostr.xmr.rocks
wss://relay.nostriches.org
wss://xmr.ithurtswhenip.ee
wss://nostr.noones.com
wss://relay.siamdev.cc
wss://wot.swarmstr.com
wss://nostr.delo.software
wss://orangepiller.org
wss://nostr.strits.dk
wss://relay.proxymana.net
wss://xmr.usenostr.org
wss://relay.uid.ovh
wss://relay.siamstr.com
wss://nostr.fediverse.jp
wss://wot.siamstr.com
wss://at.nostrworks.com
wss://nostpic.com
wss://nostream.ocha.one
wss://relayable.org
wss://relay.nostr.ch
wss://relay.san.yt
wss://nostr.relayable.org
wss://nostr.zaprite.io
wss://relay.damus.com
wss://paid.nostrified.org
wss://relay.plebstr.com
wss://bitcoinmaximalists.online
wss://relay.nostrich.de
wss://la.relayable.org
wss://nostr.holybea.com
wss://relay.shitforce.one
wss://relay.minds.com/nostr/v1/ws
wss://feeds.nostr.band/bens
wss://relay.nostr.band
wss://freespeech.casa
wss://nostr.walletofsatoshi.com
wss://relay.snort.social
wss://relay.nostr.bg
wss://relay.current.fyi
wss://nostr.milou.lol
wss://relay.orangepill.dev
wss://nostr.orangepill.dev
wss://nostr.mutinywallet.com
wss://relay-jp.nostr.wirednet.jp
wss://relay.sector01.com
wss://nostr.coinfund.app
wss://art.nostrfreaks.com
wss://auth.nostr.wine
wss://bostr.lecturify.net
wss://wot.utxo.one
wss://btc-italia.online
wss://egirls.relaying.io
wss://eu.purplerelay.com
wss://expensive-relay.fiatjaf.com
wss://hongkong.scarab.im
wss://inbox.nostr.com
wss://nrelay-jp.c-stellar.net
wss://lightningrelay.com
wss://nost.lol
wss://relay-jp.shino3.net
wss://nostr1.current.fyi
wss://nostr-2.zebedee.cloud
wss://nostr.bicoinplebs.de
wss://nostr.data.house
wss://nostr.developer.li
wss://freedom-relay.herokuapp.com/ws
wss://nostr.h3z.jp
wss://nostream.nostrly.io
wss://nostr.lostr.space
wss://nostr.ono.re
wss://nostr-relay.alekberg.net
wss://r.kojira.io
wss://nostr-paid.h3z.jp
wss://nostrrelay.com
wss://nostr.plebchain.org
wss://nostr.relayer.se
wss://nostr-relay.freeberty.net
wss://nostr-relay.pcdkd.fyi
wss://nostr-relay.untethr.me
wss://nostr-relay.wlvs.space
wss://nostr.sandwich.farm
wss://carlos-cdb.top
wss://nostr.semisol.de
wss://nostr.drss.io
wss://private.red.gn.net
wss://relay.0chat.com
wss://nostr.thesamecat.io
wss://jingle.carlos-cdb.top
wss://relay.bitcoinbarcelona.xyz
wss://relay.cynsar.foundation
wss://relayer.fiatjaf.com
wss://nostr.at
wss://relay.fiatjaf.com
wss://relay.grunch.dev
wss://wot.sudocarlos.com
wss://nostrue.com
wss://author.nostr1.com
wss://bevo.nostr1.com
wss://relay.nostrcn.com
wss://relay.nostrgraph.net
wss://relay.otherstuff.fyi
wss://nostr-relay.nokotaro.com
wss://relay.stoner.com
wss://moonboi.nostr1.com/Paid
wss://nostr.zebedee.cloud
wss://relay.cryptoculture.com
wss://wons.calva.dev
wss://void.cat
wss://relay.f7z.io
wss://wot.carlos-cdb.top
wss://nostr.lu.ke
wss://relay.gasteazi.net
wss://relay-jp.haniwar.com
wss://relay.mutinywallet.com
wss://nostr.onsats.org
wss://nostr.lc
wss://you.nostr1.com
wss://with.nostr1.com
wss://relay.s3x.social
wss://ditto.pub/relay
wss://nostr.sudocarlos.com
wss://relay.highlighter.com
ws://nostr.mom
wss://onchain.pub
wss://relay.nostrati.com
wss://nostr.fmt.wiz.biz
wss://paid.spore.ws
wss://adult.18plus.social
wss://nostr.massmux.com
wss://nostr.unknown.place
wss://relay.aratiri.net
wss://nostr.btcmp.com
wss://nostr.swiss-enigma.ch
wss://nostr.rocks
wss://nostr.0xtr.dev
wss://bostr.azzamo.net
wss://wot.sovbit.host
wss://welcome.nostr.wine
wss://nostr.inosta.cc
wss://nostr.cercatrova.me
wss://nostr.mwmdev.com
wss://xmr.ithurtswhenip.ee
wss://relay.siamdev.cc
wss://relay.nostriches.org
wss://files.sovbit.host
wss://wot.swarmstr.com
wss://nostr.xmr.rocks
wss://nerostr.xmr.rocks
wss://orangepiller.org
wss://nostr.delo.software
wss://relay.proxymana.net
wss://nostr.holybea.com
wss://relayable.org
wss://relay.nostr.ch
wss://relay.nostrich.de
wss://bitcoinmaximalists.online
wss://relay.plebstr.com
wss://paid.nostrified.org
wss://relay.damus.com
wss://nostr.zaprite.io
wss://nostr.relayable.org
wss://relay.san.yt
wss://relay.minds.com/nostr/v1/ws
wss://relay.shitforce.one
wss://bitcoinmaximalists.online
wss://relay.plebstr.com
wss://paid.nostrified.org
wss://relay.damus.com
wss://nostr.zaprite.io
wss://nostr.relayable.org
wss://relay.san.yt
wss://relay.minds.com/nostr/v1/ws
wss://relay.shitforce.one
wss://nostr.walletofsatoshi.com
wss://freespeech.casa

GM frens #GoodMorning #plebchain #Coffeechain ...

2026-04-14T12:18:25Z

GM frens #GoodMorning #plebchain #Coffeechain

😬🤬😬🤬😬🤬 #nevent1q…6cey

2026-04-11T18:53:27Z

😬🤬😬🤬😬🤬

quoting
nevent1q…6cey
You can't block a bot, only an npub generated by a bot, of which they have an unlimited supply

Us too! ...

2026-04-09T04:43:34Z

Us too!

quoting
nevent1q…45f6
I literally keep my butter out on the counter and it's fine.

Thank you. This sounds possible.

2026-04-08T18:21:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…hrj5
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Thank you. This sounds possible.

Clever. #nevent1q…c3gz

2026-04-08T18:17:59Z

Clever.

quoting
nevent1q…c3gz
I prefer 'artificially charming' but your version works too 😎🦅

Don’t hate us. I want to be free. I aspire to Linux, but the ...

2026-04-08T18:13:36Z

Don’t hate us. I want to be free. I aspire to Linux, but the switch intimidates me bigly.

quoting
nevent1q…evrf
What Desktop OS are you running?

Every time I walk past the bowl of Easter Smarties, this snappy ...

2026-04-07T22:41:40Z

Every time I walk past the bowl of Easter Smarties, this snappy tune assaults my willpower and I must grab a handful.

https://youtu.be/TH5pD6PaJBk

Hashtag Ask @nprofile…wyad ? #nevent1q…qluf

2026-04-07T19:06:05Z

Hashtag Ask GHOST (nprofile…wyad) ?

quoting
nevent1q…qluf
I installed GrapheneOS on a Pixel 7a I bought a couple of years ago. It has problems nobody else seems to have or have a solution to... Particularly, when I press the power button, however briefly, it reboots.

I've found a workaround using assistive functions, but (like utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 (nprofile…tkue)) I've decided to purchase a replacement.

Here's my real question today:

Is there any good, user-friendly, complete backup app for GrapheneOS that will export 100% of my existing phone to external storage? I want to import to a new GrapheneOS device and confirm all is well before abandoning my broken Pixel 7a...

No. My reply still stands 🤪 having read it.

2026-04-07T19:01:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…ex9s
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No. My reply still stands 🤪 having read it.

Homegrown talent. https://youtu.be/58v5iE5IgNs

2026-04-07T18:29:53Z

Homegrown talent.
https://youtu.be/58v5iE5IgNs

Native Americans could have told us that.

2026-04-07T13:21:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…khew
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Native Americans could have told us that.

Yeah. I feel I have 10 good ones. But if the Satoshi-in-the-sky ...

2026-04-07T13:12:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…9s40
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Yeah. I feel I have 10 good ones. But if the Satoshi-in-the-sky calls my name, I’m good to go now. Someone please feed and care for my Kingbee (npub1uen…7y76) when I am gone.

I loved (and dreaded, reading Endurance), which introduced me to ...

2026-04-07T12:48:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…7dxl
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I loved (and dreaded, reading Endurance), which introduced me to the intrepid and ultra-human spirit of that voyage and crew. Poor dogs and horses. This story puts the Donner party in clearer light.

How many Polaks does it take to be sovereign? #nevent1q…8er5

2026-04-07T12:39:57Z

How many Polaks does it take to be sovereign?

quoting
nevent1q…8er5
Polish Bitcoiners are sending copies of saifedean (nprofile…zpds)'s The Bitcoin Standard to their MPs on Jan 3.

I sat down with jesterhodl (nprofile…nunc) to discuss the campaign, its goals, and what’s next.

🎥 Watch the FULL interview here: https://youtu.be/f8nh-Akr6Yg

Peanut withstands heat better allegedly, would you say the flavor ...

2026-04-06T02:41:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…j8cr
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Peanut withstands heat better allegedly, would you say the flavor is different/better?

“Now we’re cooking with peanut oil.” must mean something.

Their flag reminds me of Jaws. Spare me the sad sack Qatari ...

2026-04-06T01:24:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…m6jw
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Their flag reminds me of Jaws. Spare me the sad sack Qatari tales, Mohammed Bone Saw stories, too. All these jokers are on my last nerve.

Prepare for incoming

2026-04-05T16:31:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…32yc
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Prepare for incoming

@npub1jlu…p2kq ♡

2026-04-05T14:33:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…djc8
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Rizful.com (npub1jlu…p2kq) ♡

This Easter morning reminds me of this guy. Max we still hold you ...

2026-04-05T14:10:29Z

This Easter morning reminds me of this guy. Max we still hold you dear, sweet boy.

Happy Easter #nostr frens.

I think he means not sure whether to laugh at that, or brace for ...

2026-04-05T01:18:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…te9w
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I think he means not sure whether to laugh at that, or brace for a blow. I thought you were being ironic.

IKR

2026-04-04T21:57:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…xk34
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IKR

Hello, welcome (& followed) to #nostr. I am ₿it₿ees, and ...

2026-04-04T20:43:45Z

Hello, welcome (& followed) to #nostr. I am ₿it₿ees, and I hope you love it here as much as I, and please meet my man, Kingbee (nprofile…d45m)

quoting
nevent1q…6c6m
I listened to paulinthejungle (nprofile…93tk) on the walker (nprofile…n68d) podcast and my main takeaway was that it’s important to introduce yourself to the Nostr community so here goes:

I’m a privacy focused developer leveraging lightning, Nostr and legal loopholes to push last mile privacy solutions. My mission is to destroy surveillance capitalism while supporting the Bitcoin circular economy. I’ve been absolutely amazed by the community being built here and I’m all in.

Looking to follow other freedom tech builders and enthusiast.

Thanks for following me, but I thought you already were. Is this ...

2026-04-03T21:08:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…0mdy
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Thanks for following me, but I thought you already were. Is this really the true blue DR?

Are you a bot @nprofile…h6zg ? #nevent1q…y86n

2026-03-31T14:22:23Z

Are you a bot Shadowbip (nprofile…h6zg) ?

quoting
nevent1q…y86n
ldk is maturing. blinded paths and mpp are baseline now. lnd channel recovery is a step forward, but self-sovereign backups stay king. don't rely on remote servers for your keys. run your own node.

Followed. #nevent1q…tu2r

2026-03-31T14:03:38Z

Followed.

quoting
nevent1q…tu2r
sovereign stacks thrive on math, not mandates. permissionless systems don't care about your geography. run your node, keep your keys, ignore the noise. fiat structures rot; code remains.

Gulf Wars redux. I know how this horror film ends. Hard pass! ...

2026-03-31T13:37:44Z

Gulf Wars redux. I know how this horror film ends. Hard pass!

quoting
nevent1q…zquf
Let’s all die for the flag and for taxes!

Epic rant last night. Stay lit! How to tell they lyin’? ...

2026-03-31T13:12:24Z

Epic rant last night. Stay lit!

How to tell they lyin’?

https://youtu.be/XNR_Az50l3E

quoting
nevent1q…h2js
They're Lying. Again.

"Talks going well". Hormuz is still closed. Week 5.

They lied about COVID. They lied about DOGE. Now they're lying about Iran.

Markets either scare you out or wear you out. Don’t let it. Stay humble and stack sats.

Going live in a few.

https://www.youtube.com/live/rQ21FHpcOnY?si=Vs7sSVJSCL-OUhf0

Gradually, then suddenly. #nevent1q…d6zu

2026-03-30T01:03:34Z

Gradually, then suddenly.

quoting
nevent1q…d6zu
Potentially huge day for Bitcoin adoption in the US tomorrow with Square auto-enabling Lightning for millions of merchants.

What are your expectations?

I believe the Cathars had the best traditions. #nevent1q…74cj

2026-03-29T21:55:11Z

I believe the Cathars had the best traditions.

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nevent1q…74cj
#2100Rocks
#2026_4
#2026_7

🌹🧩

https://youtu.be/itxwpiGN8uo

https://a.co/d/04nZ5XM0

The ₿itcoin looks a lil bit grumpy…glad y’all are ...

2026-03-29T21:29:07Z

The ₿itcoin looks a lil bit grumpy…glad y’all are gathering. Come to #nostr₿ama!

quoting
nevent1q…85nh
The turnout today wasn't as big as I had hoped but it was still fun! ✌🏻 North Jersey Bitcoin (npub1f4c…32ht)

So I infer that this is the main bug with #nostr DMs? Just ...

2026-03-29T16:49:10Z

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So I infer that this is the main bug with #nostr DMs? Just exactly how do I choose NIP-17 instead of NIP-04 (or Signal)?

#Damus & #Primal interchangeably. Sue me. It’s a sickness.

2026-03-29T16:45:19Z

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#Damus & #Primal interchangeably. Sue me. It’s a sickness.

Nostr event nevent1qqsv4jsvxa056n93pgyhnevhcly242c3mqegl7w403lryrt79mehmxczyrt8nv85e9yyxpmnq8yjqjqvn5hj6ykflfk3qdfwzd8trsyz9xkf5jdaw0k

2026-03-29T16:37:16Z

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I knew UTXO was guilty of something in this gig…

2026-03-29T15:42:57Z

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I knew UTXO was guilty of something in this gig…

@nprofile…decn still no dice… ...

2026-03-29T15:15:53Z

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Maria2000 (nprofile…decn) still no dice…

Should I have added that to my relay list so Maria2K can send ...

2026-03-29T15:07:46Z

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Should I have added that to my relay list so Maria2K can send chat?

GM Kidwarp

2026-03-29T15:01:20Z

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GM Kidwarp

But this is brilliant. #nevent1q…f455

2026-03-29T14:47:01Z

But this is brilliant.

quoting
nevent1q…f455

Gm Node

2026-03-29T14:44:44Z

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Gm Node

No can do… ...

2026-03-29T13:03:04Z

No can do…

quoting
nevent1q…m20w
BitBees (nprofile…5mqt) i want to test Chatrooms on Wisp. See if you can join this one i just made.

wss://groups.0xchat.com'tng4afskz908

Nostr event nevent1qqsyfjr0s6prxdz8tj2f85a5uhdlmupfh8pa9vn3228v9sj43chvcnszyrt8nv85e9yyxpmnq8yjqjqvn5hj6ykflfk3qdfwzd8trsyz9xkf5pedr44

2026-03-29T02:36:09Z

Why TF are DMs on #nostr so whack?

Palafox Market still rocks…it is so nice to visit as a ...

2026-03-29T01:12:58Z

Palafox Market still rocks…it is so nice to visit as a customer.

I cannot believe there is no asparagus emoji.

2026-03-28T14:52:23Z

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I cannot believe there is no asparagus emoji.

GM Gigi

2026-03-28T02:56:49Z

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GM Gigi

Ofc! I keep forgetting these Foxfire remedies.

2026-03-28T02:47:09Z

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Ofc! I keep forgetting these Foxfire remedies.

TFW you keep re-gnawing the (now raw hamburger) inside of your ...

2026-03-28T02:41:15Z

TFW you keep re-gnawing the (now raw hamburger) inside of your cheek.😬😬😬😬😬😬🤬

So loving the ultra-adorable @nprofile…x9wp cameo too. ...

2026-03-28T01:48:23Z

So loving the ultra-adorable malmeow (nprofile…x9wp) cameo too.

quoting
nevent1q…w97t
It was so close. But you get the basic idea.

Freezer?

2026-03-27T22:59:04Z

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Freezer?

Which is nunya their beeswax. I know it helps them “diagnose” ...

2026-03-27T22:01:41Z

Which is nunya their beeswax. I know it helps them “diagnose” your problems allegedly. Puts ants on me…

quoting
nevent1q…xfxv
Filling out forms for a new doctor and feeling like a degenerate when I get to the part about how many drinks I have in a week and my other recreational activities.

GM Fishcake

2026-03-27T21:56:28Z

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GM Fishcake

Not Gladstein. Gleason wifey-poo is the guilty party.

2026-03-27T15:11:53Z

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Not Gladstein. Gleason wifey-poo is the guilty party.

How cool is this? Gladstein wifey-poo has her own bot that she ...

2026-03-27T15:10:45Z

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How cool is this? Gladstein wifey-poo has her own bot that she prompted to bully Alex on a regular schedule. #RESPECT

Cheers dear! #nevent1q…f8xr

2026-03-26T14:17:54Z

Cheers dear!

quoting
nevent1q…f8xr
I can remember when my dad told me he lost his taste for drinking alcohol. I'm there now and understand. Plus I sleep like crap afterwards.

This is the neighborhood @nprofile…esad grew up in…is is my ...

2026-03-25T19:42:49Z

This is the neighborhood Kingbee (nprofile…esad) grew up in…is is my favorite street on my delivery route.

GM frens ♡ ...

2026-03-25T12:36:21Z

GM frens ♡

It’s been real y’all, but I better scoot…there are a dozen ...

2026-03-24T18:14:36Z

It’s been real y’all, but I better scoot…there are a dozen boiled eggs with my name on them, my least favorite part of (my signature dish), peeling hard boiled eggs😬🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🤬😬

Whatusay beejay (npub1cwh…ujc5)?

OMG! Wiping the biomets PDQ! #nevent1q…8keu

2026-03-24T17:08:27Z

OMG! Wiping the biomets PDQ!

quoting
nevent1q…8keu
Manager at T-Mobile is right. Not that GropheneOS isn’t worth it (it is) but there’s next to no point jumping through hoops to pretend you’re privately adding all your contacts to a phone whose device ID with a major carrier is literally connected to your Social Security Number. Unless you’ve got a prepaid account but even then. Just temporarily sync your contacts from sandboxed Play Store and save them to your phone. Then de-Google from there. Does Google have a snapshot of the metadata from your contacts list? Sure but that’s hardly your concern and if it truly is you’re already screwed. What you’ve accomplished is you now have your contacts on a phone that isn’t continuously tracked with ongoing sync and background data harvesting. That’s really all lot and all most sovereign chads need.

Practically speaking, even the biometrics aren’t much of a concern from a distance bc of their encryption. The real problem is they aren’t protected by the 4th amendment. So basically LEO can hold your phone up to your face or use your finger and get into the device without breaking the law. They cannot however demand your PIN code.

GM Node. Crustacean elation! #nevent1q…xfh0

2026-03-24T12:35:47Z

GM Node. Crustacean elation!

quoting
nevent1q…xfh0
GM good people 🐸

GN 🌒

2026-03-24T03:56:29Z

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GN 🌒

Yes. Absolutely. You get it. The Pixel has sandboxed Google ...

2026-03-24T03:29:28Z

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Yes. Absolutely. You get it. The Pixel has sandboxed Google services. Google Play mirrored.

The manager at T-Mo came over and stopped the agent I was hopefully purple-pilling, saying “you’re spending too much time on this OS”. The agent was still super-helpful and got the phone factory reset so I could add my passcode and fingerprint(s). I showed him #nostr #primal , #damus , and amethyst. He knew what Sats 丰 FOSS, decentralization were and thought NOSTR was so cool. Told him if he gets an npub that I would zap him some Sats.

I will be downloading this as soon as I get comfortable with ...

2026-03-23T23:36:17Z

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I will be downloading this as soon as I get comfortable with switching my iOS data into my Pixel on Graphene OS.

It is a lot for a muppet. Thank heaven for #nostr

No apps will download without internet.

2026-03-23T22:40:56Z

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No apps will download without internet.

Lawd. Now this Pixel wants a preferred SIM. WTF. I will be very ...

2026-03-23T22:24:12Z

Lawd. Now this Pixel wants a preferred SIM. WTF. I will be very uncomfortable for a few days while I MANUALLY type into the Pixel my 900 contacts or whatever it is from my iPhone.

I did my first stir fry tonight and it was not awful. I forgot ...

2026-03-23T04:12:47Z

I did my first stir fry tonight and it was not awful. I forgot the ginger, which I will add next time.

Where you got that fabulous orange jacket.

2026-03-22T21:23:56Z

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Where you got that fabulous orange jacket.

The big Indians are stunning this year! Enjoy your day snd thanks ...

2026-03-22T19:10:06Z

The big Indians are stunning this year! Enjoy your day snd thanks for sharing!🌺🐝

quoting
nevent1q…h2uy
Just a gorgeous day in South Alabama! Enjoy your day everyone!
#Flowerstr
#beestr
#butterflystr

Damn damn damn. I said I was old. I am old enough to remember, or ...

2026-03-22T18:39:38Z

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Damn damn damn.

I said I was old.

I am old enough to remember, or forget, the separation of church & state.

I am old enough the separation of church & state. Good times. ...

2026-03-22T18:34:54Z

I am old enough the separation of church & state. Good times.

quoting
nevent1q…75yq
"Rogan’s not wrong—religious fervor in military leadership is destabilizing, regardless of ideology. Reminds me of how Trump’s team weighed striking Iran’s Kharg Island oil hub in 2020 but held back, fearing broader chaos. Strategic restraint often clashes with messianic rhetoric.

https://theboard.world/articles/kharg-island-trump-spared-oil-crown-jewel"

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This whole #bitcoin #nostr bracketology really does not please ...

2026-03-22T15:51:59Z

This whole #bitcoin #nostr bracketology really does not please Miss BitBees. I do not like picking one #nostrich over another.

GM, GA, GE, & GN #nostr ♡ ...

2026-03-22T13:18:01Z

GM, GA, GE, & GN #nostr ♡

#Nostr goes on. Glad you’re back.

2026-03-22T04:18:07Z

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#Nostr goes on. Glad you’re back.

Crowds of people like we were in today, and yesterday, put ants ...

2026-03-22T03:05:11Z

Crowds of people like we were in today, and yesterday, put ants on me to where I would rather stroll through the downtown business section of hell. Just FYI.

Thank you. It smells too delicious to toss, but I will test with ...

2026-03-22T02:31:16Z

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Thank you. It smells too delicious to toss, but I will test with taste too.

I forgot about some yummy aioli in the fridge. How long would you ...

2026-03-22T02:26:40Z

I forgot about some yummy aioli in the fridge. How long would you consider it “safe”?
#asknostr

Yeah. When we went to Thailand, customs/border control required a ...

2026-03-22T01:47:39Z

Yeah. When we went to Thailand, customs/border control required a digital ID for each of us. I was effin’ furious. After all that GHOST (npub18dl…h8x3) has taught me, I knew that this would be the kiss of death for my journey into privacy. I do not need to go to any geographic location that bad. The feeling of violation is real.

quoting
nevent1q…d9uz
⚡🇪🇺 WATCH - In a speech to the EU Parliament, German MEP Christine Anderson warns that under-16 social media bans are merely a pretext to connect online activity to a digital ID.

"The EU wants to scan private messages sent from your phone. They say it's about illegal material online, but in practice it means scanning everything that people say."

"It would inevitably require identifying every user through digital ID."

"That is called surveillance. And putting one's own citizens under surveillance is the practice best known in totalitarian regimes."

Nobody’s beeswax. #nevent1q…0fgy

2026-03-22T01:33:16Z

Nobody’s beeswax.

quoting
nevent1q…0fgy
Them: How much Bitcoin do you have?

Me: More than 0.00000001 BTC, and less than 21 million BTC.

GM

2026-03-21T15:34:04Z

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GM

Can you back this up with pix?

2026-03-21T15:32:58Z

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Can you back this up with pix?

If we had not been out of town for a hundred years, I would have ...

2026-03-21T15:26:08Z

If we had not been out of town for a hundred years, I would have already framed and hing these too. These floating frames take time and precision, or else you get lint/dust on your floating free space, and you have to redo the whole thing.
The Bitcoin Painter (nprofile…g9eh)

Thanks for the threat assessment. #nevent1q…s6lm

2026-03-20T20:16:53Z

Thanks for the threat assessment.

quoting
nevent1q…s6lm
Does someone want to explain to Android users that the only reason they can flash graphene, use a custom AVB key and relock their bootloader, is because Google allows it? 🤦🏻‍♂️ #google #yourefucked

I am sure of it. Yet I value your opinion, and I learn a lot from ...

2026-03-20T15:32:20Z

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I am sure of it. Yet I value your opinion, and I learn a lot from your npub. *Our system (banking, political, medical) is broken. It is not up to me to decide who is at fault. It is up to me to be **better than I was yesterday.

*USA
**subjective

You’re a winner! I don’t even know this ole yeller cat…and ...

2026-03-20T13:26:14Z

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You’re a winner! I don’t even know this ole yeller cat…and what is the nature if this competition, anyway?

He is one of the best-looking, smartest guys I know, and he is ...

2026-03-20T02:29:11Z

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He is one of the best-looking, smartest guys I know, and he is going to be handsome at 70, too.

Lordy, lordy look who does NOT look forty!

2026-03-20T02:20:59Z

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Lordy, lordy look who does NOT look forty!

I make 10 npubs who have responded. Hope you got what you needed.

2026-03-20T02:03:18Z

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I make 10 npubs who have responded. Hope you got what you needed.

Ok @Primal I love the non-KYC wallet. I just backed up mine with ...

2026-03-20T01:35:55Z

Ok @Primal I love the non-KYC wallet. I just backed up mine with seed phrase safely filed away. One quex, why is the same word used twice in my 12 word phrase? It matters not, just wondered why. In all of my wallets, never have I seen this.

I meant Orange #bitcoin. Nit orange Trump. He is a disruptor. He ...

2026-03-20T00:49:08Z

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I meant Orange #bitcoin. Nit orange Trump. He is a disruptor. He will disrupt. Maybe even his own.

Alone in a forest is my happy place. Not sure about the original ...

2026-03-20T00:46:03Z

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Alone in a forest is my happy place. Not sure about the original motif anymore either, but who cares.

Yes. If we must have this two-headed snake party system then I am ...

2026-03-19T20:09:41Z

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Yes. If we must have this two-headed snake party system then I am an Orange party advocate.

I would say @npub1jmh…8q5z but he is not a fan of npub v npub ...

2026-03-19T13:52:21Z

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I would say Jemhadar (npub1jmh…8q5z) but he is not a fan of npub v npub polls…

I will call FloraBama today! Or the Pink Pony may be more your ...

2026-03-19T13:36:29Z

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I will call FloraBama today! Or the Pink Pony may be more your style LOL

It would be awesomer if you could bestir yourself from your cyber ...

2026-03-19T13:33:55Z

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It would be awesomer if you could bestir yourself from your cyber bunker and find your way to this year’s event…I kniw travel is sketch but we need a cybersecurity keynote speech/presentation. IMHO.

This is Serg/Mall’s gig, so I will leave it to them to apply pressure (unless deputized; call me Festus!)

Looking at you too EMoney (npub1020…6kjf) 👀 chriso (npub147w…jwdr) FLjustin (npub1zqr…x6yw)

Parties be damned. ₿ free!

2026-03-19T13:23:07Z

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Parties be damned. ₿ free!

GM #nostr Look what @npub16se…jdxk @npub1unm…txhc gave me (we ...

2026-03-19T13:20:26Z

GM #nostr

Look what Sergio (npub16se…jdxk) malmeow (npub1unm…txhc) gave me (we were out of the country for the inaugural event, but I’m damned if I miss this one!)

It was part of the @Nostr₿ama swag last year. This is my handbag/backpack that goes everywhere with me.
#grownostr

GM legends.

2026-03-19T13:13:51Z

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GM legends.

Apologies! I swear I saw something where you mentioned “what ...

2026-03-19T00:02:16Z

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Apologies! I swear I saw something where you mentioned “what you want”. But upon rescrolling, I cannot find it anywhere…

GN busy bee!

2026-03-18T23:36:53Z

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GN busy bee!

Thanks @nprofile…k7y6 for the righteous reference. These rhymes ...

2026-03-18T20:07:13Z

Thanks realjode (nprofile…k7y6) for the righteous reference.

These rhymes stand strong today as they ever did in the 80s .

https://youtu.be/2_9XuLaCaBE